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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Such a good question. But Walmart Jeff is not going
to have an answer for it. I guarantee it is
kiss ninety five seven Courtny Savannah Walmart Jeff.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Savannah's on a Reddit thread. What was the question? I
loved it? Oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So people are talking about like the most petty reason
why they either dumb somebody or didn't go on a
second date.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jeff married his first love, this one out. He's got
it right. I mean you would not, you know.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I mean I dated other girls before. I wouldn't even
remember if how I broke.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Up with them, okay, or why ghosted them?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Probably did they not go on a second day because
of something?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You you? Walmar Jeff, Walmart Jeff, He's perfect.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Let's hear. Let's hear the reasons, ladies. What do you
guys got over there? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So here's the top five that I thought it was Sarah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, because I'll give you mine. Oh do you give
us the top five?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
First? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So this one said he threw something into the trash
can and missed, but he didn't walk over and pick
it up. It was so lazy that it turned me
off of him.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Forever, love it, love it. I would have done this.
I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Someone else said he chewed too loudly, which I respect
that if you're like an obnoxious like cow chewing cut like,
we're not doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yep, she ate her peas one at a time. That's creepy.
I agree with all three of these. Yeah, someone else rode.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
In high school, I dumped a boy because he regularly
drank and nacho cheese at lunch and I just couldn't
take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, I agree with that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And finally I didn't like the way his feet moved
when he walked.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, that you could fix that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Maybe he has was ducted or something and he could
break his ankle and reset it and he'd be walking fine,
I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Mine.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I went out on a date with this guy and
he when he ate, his teeth hit the fork.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh I hate that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Would then he would scrape the food off the metal fork,
and I was like, this is foreshadowing. I can't live
like this. If somebody ate like that all that, I
would never want to go out date with him. So
that's that was mine.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Savanna.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Did you have one I met somebody. We didn't go
out on a date because it was that much of
a red flag. But I met somebody and I was like, oh,
they're cute, it's going well. And he would like make
this weird like mouth noise like a and went just
like keep doing it like all throughout the conversation. You No,
it was like a weird like tongue to the roof
of the mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It was weird.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I was like, no, you need to sign. But when
you think about it, it's petty. I didn't go on
a second date because I didn't like that his teeth
hit the fork when he ate.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's petty. Yeah, that's that's a deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I would love to open the phones. Petty reasons you
didn't go on a second date? Okay, Savannah and I
had some good ones. Call us eight six oh two
four seven nine five seven, Oh Hi kiss?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Wo's this?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
This is Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Matt, all right, you gotta tell us I didn't go
on a second date with somebody because their teeth hit
the fork when we were out to dinner. That's pretty petty.
What's your petty reason for not going on a second date?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Watching a grown adult woman jump into a pool and
holding her nose.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, yes, yes, I always listen.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I have to agree with you on that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I always thought, like, how do you have to still
hold you You're you're thirty five and you're still holding
your nose.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Absolutely, that's hysterical. I like that. Actually love it. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Day all right, thanks for calling petty reasons you didn't
go on a second date or you broke up with
somebody eight six oh two four seven nine five seven.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
H Hi kissing is this Noel?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, Well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
We're talking about petty reasons you broke up with someone too.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Many lols when he texes.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wait, I'm so guilty of this though, Like every text
message that I send.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Is lo O L. Yeah it's lo L in the
beginning and l O L in the middle and lo o.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
L at the end.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, that's a bad look for guys, definitely, it's definitely listen.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It is kind of petty, though. I mean he's a guy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Guys don't really like know how to text well, and
maybe he's just nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, he's probably trying not to come across as like
aggressive and trying to use the LOL to lighten the mood.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
But maybe a little.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, maybe maybe even a thumbs up would work. Well,
that's passive aggressive. I love it. Thank you so much
for Colin.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, thank you, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Petty reasons you're not going on a second date with
somebody's so two four seven nine five seven, Oh, good morning, kiss?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is Courtney, Courtney, welcome to the show. We're talking
about petty reasons you didn't go on a second date
or broke up with somebody.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, So I went on a first date with a woman.
She ordered not chose as an appetizer, and before I
could even go in and grab some and put it
neatly on my little plate, she started pullmo apart and
eating them with her fingers. And then after she ate them,
she licked every single one of her fingers.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, oh no, Courtney, I agree with you on that one.
There would be no second date.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I can't the licking of the fingers and then going
in with the hands.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ah, the sound of the looking.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Was it a loud lick or was it like a
quiet lick?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Oh no, it was like a big slobbery like smacking.
And then she went right in for more before I
could even get mine with.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Her fingers out her fingers. I love that's a great one. Courtney,
thank you so much for Collin.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Thank you guys, we love you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Have a great day. Coordinay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
A celebrity shows off the first photo of her newborn son.
But first, let's talk about what everybody's talking about. Taylor
Swift Travis Kelsey spotted out together for the first time
in months. The two showed up with their moms to
a restaurant in Philly for Mother's Day lunch. Rumor is
I love this, Savannah texted us yesterday after she says,
Oh my god, big rumor. Taylor Swift is either pregnant
(05:24):
or engaged. And we're like, and nothing's changed, Yeah, but
like we've been changed.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We've been speculating between the three of us. But the
fact that I actually saw it, I was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We're like on it. Here's the thing. She's both, Okay, she's.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thirty five, and she probably said, listen, whichever comes first,
I don't, let's just bring it a baby an engagement,
and she's my guess is she's probably both. By the way,
Taylor Swift was subpoenut as a witness in the Blake
Lively legal drama.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Her rep released a statement of.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Scathing one saying Taylor Swift never set foot on the
set of this movie. She was not involved in any
casting or creative dos his decision. She did not score
the film, She never saw an edit or made any
notes on the film. She did not even see It
Ends with Us until weeks after its release, and was
traveling around the globe during twenty twenty three and twenty
twenty four headlining the biggest biggest torn's history. The lawyer
(06:16):
went on to say this subpoena is just to get
publicity for the case. YEO, I mean, what the heck
or Taylor? I feel bad for her and finally, well
not finally. Selena Gomez his mom, reportedly took out a
loan against her home to pay workers employed at Selena's
mental health startup called Wondermind. The company is having financial difficulties.
They're running out of cash to pay their employees. Workers
(06:37):
have been compensated for one out of two miss paychecks,
and freelancers and vendors are waiting to be paid hundreds
of thousands of dollars. The company says everyone will be
paid by today. Selena is worth one point three billion
with a B dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Does she just buy like a thirty or sixty million
dollar mansion?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Why is their mother taking a loan out against her house?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, but that mansion they took out a mortgage about.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, I think she's having some financial difficulties. Selena Is
and Giselle celebrated her first Mother's Day as a mom
of three by sharing the first photo of her newborn
son with her boyfriend on Instagram, saying, I've been quiet
over here, but very busy living life. Sometimes the most
beautiful moments aren't shared, they're lived. We didn't get to
see the baby's face. No, I'm tired of it, like
(07:21):
shows the face.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But they were really cute photos.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So if you want to check them out and more
on all of these stories, head over to Kiss ninety
five to seven dot com, slash Courtney Kendrick Lamar, Tonight,
Jillette Stadium. It is Kiss ninety five seven Courtney, Savannah Walmar,
Jeff I've got good news if you're looking for summer
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the point where our skin is like parched. Yeah, we
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(07:45):
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a splash of lime juice.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wait, why does that sound.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So it sounds good as trending on TikTok, Benny Blanco's it.
Now everybody's saying it's super hydrating because watermelons hydrating, and
then you've got the liquid iv powder which is hydrating.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And it's tasty. But I was thinking even a splash
of like tequila.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
With all of that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So you hydrate with delicious Savannah. You got skincare lessons
we need to know too.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, So experts are saying that you should learn these
five skincare lessons like asap. So Number one, they say
there are is no downsides to wearing SPF consistently. It's
very very important. They say it's never too late to
address sun damage. A third on the list, consider pairing
back the number of products that you use. There's been
this trend of like more is more with skincare and
you're doing like nineteen step routines and your face looks
(08:39):
like a glazed doughnut.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's overkill. It's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Save the money, Okay, they say the right I cream
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what it is, but you actually might be surprised. So
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Speaker 2 (08:55):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And then this is the most shocking news of the
morning is that Walmart Chuff says he also has beauty
news for us.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I don't know why I'm so invested in this relationship,
but I'm here for seventy three year old Bill Belichick,
the Patriots head coach. A former head coach, was in
attendance for his twenty four year old girlfriend's beauty pageant.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah Yesterday Up Maine.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Jordan HUDs Hudson placed third Maine in Maine for Miss
Maine USA. She finished third out of seventeen contestants. There
are two shocking things here. Bill Belichick's girlfriend is twenty
four years old, and there are only seventeen hot chicks
in Maine. Those are the two shocking things I take
away from this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That is so funny. I don't know any four years old.
It's like watching your daughter.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And it's bad too, because she's just a bad egg. Courtney.
She's very controlling, is she?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
How is she?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Let's go to Savannah real quick, who's also a former
beauty patchean girl.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
How was she in the beauty patcheant industry? Is she like?
She does a good job.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I mean she's younger than me, so by the time
I was out, like she was just getting started. But
I've I've.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Heard mixed reviews. Let's put it that way. All right,
we are still paying your bills.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
If you've been listening to win one thousand dollars, your
chances coming up this morning at nine ten Sun in
an index of nine today. According to Savannah, she just
said it off. She's ooh Sun index of nine. It
is kiss ninety five seven cordion kids of the morning.
And apparently today's the only nice day because there's rain
for the next thirty five days.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, that's that's sick.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm just glad the weekend wasn't a total wash out. Yes, uh,
some good weather on and off for shore. Yesterday was beautiful.
The peak of my weekend, guys. And something I did
that I've been wanting to do for a long time.
I powerwashed the deck.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I may or may not have powerwashed some paint off
the house as well.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's fine, you get out.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Of control with that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yes, yeah, it's so satisfying to clean the deck and
next thing, you know, hey, I'm going to clean the doors,
and then you clean the doors and like paint coming in.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm like, I hope I have some extra paint them
because I just powers the paint off the whole.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Side of the house.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
But any at least I did it, yay me.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And that was my highlight. That was my peak. I'm
guessing you guys might have had Mother's Day peaks.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Savannah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know, I didn't want to go at the obvious peak.
Obviously Mother's Day was woeful. Celebrated my mom's Sandy, she's
the best. But I think my peak was, oh my gosh,
my dogs area. We're like in the final stages of
the house.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We should be moving in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And we brought her up okay, and the girl loves
that place.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She does zoomies around the whole house.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She's like not shy, treats it like it's hers, Like
it's just so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So they watching her settle in and be like get
excited for the move.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That was the peak. She's excited to move out of
your parents' house as well.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well. I think she's gonna miss Grammy and Grampy, but
she definitely loves her new house.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I love it, Walmart peak. Peak of the weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Peak of my weekend would be Saturday morning. My daughter
had a dance recital. A big shout out to everyone
at Creative Dance in Easthampton.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
They all did a great job.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I was gonna ask you what kind of dance, but
apparently it's creative.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't know, like what kind of like those different dances.
I guess Yeah. My suggestion it was a little long.
It could have been like maybe a little short, okay,
But I'm a guy, So it's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like, Walmart, Jeff needs to make a dance
recital appearance, like you know.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
During the first dance there is a guy like they
have like adults that we're also in the recital, and
there's a guy in the first dance. And I texted
my buddy who was there, and I said, next year
we are in this.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh my god, daddy, daughter two n Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I would love to see it. We'd also hate like
to see your peaks as well. If you want to
see our peaks plus a show as yours, just head
over to the Courtney and Kiss of the Morning Facebook page.
Even though we're headed into summer, it's gonna be raining
for the next fifty five days. Maybe you're planning a
vacation somewhere warm. It is Kiss ninety five seven Courtney
and Kiss in the Morning. If you're planning a summer vacation,
I guess Walmart, Jeff, you're gonna help us out.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, And there's a new vacation trend. It's called Jomo.
Jomo Jomo the joy of missing out.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
They're saying, if you're on vacation, you should take time
to relax and it shouldn't be so scheduled. So the
joy of missing out you miss out on like certain
places that you want to go see or sight seeing
and stuff like that. I'm a big fan of the
old Jomo.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
See I have Jomo when I'm like scrolling and I
see other people on vacation, like, thank God I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, you know, I like sitting in my house windsor.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I knew the same thing when I see people post
like beach picks, I'm like, how miserable is that one?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or you're at a party, or you're on a first date.
All rights come on. What you don't want to go
to the beach on vacation or like, I just don't
want to get on.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
An airplane and fly somewhere and then try to find
a spot on the beach with five thousand other people.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Now, I'm not a big fan of sand.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I have sand literally no lie in the back of
my pickup truck from like two summers ago, and I
hate the sand.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
He's not a fan of sand or people, yeah, or
the sun or the water outside.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
So beach vacation is miserable, Savannah Jomo, are you a fan?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I like to be involved. I like to be there.
I like to be in it. I have actual fomo.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Interesting, Well, if you have actual fomo and you want
to be in it, like Savannah, we're gonna pay for
it one thousand dollars up a lot of your summer vacation,
plan the vacation, and plan on getting your bills paid
and winning one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Coming up this morning at.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Nine ten, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey spotted out together
for the first time in months. The two showed up
with her moms to a really nice restaurant in Philly
for a Mother's Day lunch. Rumorus, Taylor's either pregnant or engaged.
I'm guessing both.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That's thanks for that heads up on that one, Savannah
last night's seven o'clock Happy to He That was Savannah's text,
Taylor's either pregnant or engaged.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I was like, another news, water is wet?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh my god, shut up. My response was so nothing's changed,
Thanks guys. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
By the way, Taylor wants subpoena as a witness in
the Blake Lively legal drama. Her rep re leased a
scathing statement. It is on my blog if you want
to check it out. Selena Gomez's mom took out a
loan against her house to help pay employees at Selena's
mental health startup called Wondermind. The company is having financial difficulties.
(14:56):
They're running out of cash to pay their employees. Workers
have compensated for one out of two missed paychecks. Freelancers
and vendors say they're still waiting to be paid. Hundreds
of thousands of dollars. The company says everyone will be
paid by today. But Selena is worth one point five
billion dollars. So why is her mom taking out a
sixty thousand dollars loan on a house.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Maybe something's going on with rare beauty or her cash
is not liquid, like she just got that mortgage too, right.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I'm just confused. Something's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And finally, Hailey Bieber seemed to support her husband Justin
in a cryptic post on social media. Her post came
right after Justin posted a long confessional on Instagram, emitting
his flaws and asking for God's help.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
In response, Hailey shared a small cartoon.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Drawing of a red loving you Forever button and then
the second frame a cute little green creature pressing on it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But this is what I say. Don't respond to your
husband by doing a post. Why don't you just talk
to him?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I just face to face, Yeah, yell upstairs, You're right,
I'm sorry, I gotta do.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You could see her posting more at all of these
stories kiss ninety five seven dot com slash Courtney. Well,
it's going to rain for the next several days, so
get out there and enjoyed. According to Savannah, the sun
index is a nine today. Yeah, it's gonna be a nine.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Good day to get outside, start working on that suntan.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It is a kiss ninety five seven, courty and kiss
of the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
How was Mother's Day? Walmart Chief? How was my Did
you spoil barb your wife?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I didn't. No, I did the exact opposite.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Didn't you tell me she was canceling Mother's Day, moving
it to another week.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
She was moving into June because the weather's usually nicer
in June.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Wait, I like that better not gonnae.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
There aren't dance recitals or soccer games and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Graduation.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I my wife was sick on Friday, so instead of
letting her rest, I put her to work all weekend
long painting our living room.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And that totally backfired.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I mean because yesterday she was sick all day, didn't
get out of bed. Oh no, I had a soccer
game late in the afternoon out of town, and when
I got home, I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You weren't playing.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Let's just clarify, Jeff, isn't playing soccer made you soccer coasts?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I was expecting to get home with her still in bed.
But boy was I wrong. She was in the hot
tub drinking at a girl barb and then around five
I said, it's almost dinner, you should get out, and
then she was passed out upstairs in bed and did
not wake up until this morning.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I love Barb. She's just staying away from you.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
So I had two nice New York Strip steaks with
my kids while my wife slept on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And you spoiled your.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Mom yesterday, Savannah, Oh my god, of course you go good.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Started the day with her favorite coffee, made it for her,
and then we took her to lunch with her my grandma,
her aunts, and then we finished off the day at
a good old Durham dairy serve all the ladies.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh yeah, you got to post more pictures of your mom.
I know why she got it going on. Yes, she
really does, it does.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I got so many dms because I posted like old
photos when I was a kid for Mother's Day and
everybody was like, your mom's so hot.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I'm like, she's.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Still so hot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We need some we need some new photos for some
photos of Sandy with Gail last week. She was in
town last week, so you know, Gail. I celebrated with
her last week. But anyway, I hopefully you all had
a great mother's Dame Melanie, a past guest, wants to
stop by this morning.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
She was on War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She's got some sort of update for us, So all right,
make sure you're here for that. You never know what's
gonna happen. On the way eight p fifteen on Kiss
ninety five seven.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's Kiss ninety five seven Courtney and Kiss in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm just sitting over here looking at the short list
of names for Bravos Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
A few days ago, Andy Cohen announced they're canceling Real
Housewives of New York, which, eh, I just I was
never into it. If you're not going to have the old,
you know, like lou adele SEPs and all the old
like New York Housewives, get rid of it. They do
one stinks, so they're getting rid of it. But they're
coming up with the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I
love it interesting to you.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Right down the street from us, we can see how
the people of Newport really lived.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yes, Olivia Coppo, I know, Savannah's like Oh, she's there
or she's got a home there, and she would be
good on it. But you know who's on the list.
It's her best friend. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna get her.
We're gonna get her best friend.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I'm Shocka's not one of her sisters. I feel like
they would have done it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Some girl named Ashley, a bachelorette from season nineteen, is
on the list. Some podcast hosts, some spin instructure.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It bored me reading the list of names that could
possibly be a housewife.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
You know what they need to do.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
They need to spice it up a little bit and
get like a housewife from Warwick. If you watch Cops
on like a Saturday night Wick, they're always in Warwick.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
They need someone to spice things up.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
We need real housewives of Hartford County. No, we don't, Yes,
we know we do not. No, we do not.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yes you think I want to follow along a single
woman and her dog on a paddleboard.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
And rainbow reservoir And no, I want drama. And what
brings me drama?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Nobody's even a real housewife.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Money brings the drama. That's what all these housewives have
in common. You two no offense, have no money, savannahs
saying how.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Poor she is.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
She just bought forty dollars worth of forks and knives,
and Courtney was plucking an old woman's chin hair the
other day. Does not make good teav people before.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's all she wanted from others days for me to
pluck her chin here, so I did it.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Do you want to watch a woman do that for
thirty minutes on Bravo?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No whatever, I'll listen. I will, I will if he
if he does.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Real Housewives of Hartford County, I will, I will mix
it up a little.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, thank you, I said, our lives his chin hairs
and buying utensils at a discount.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, fine, we'll take Olivia Coppo's best friend. So
Real Housewives of Rhode Island. So everybody's talking about Melanie
and windsor locks. Maybe she could be honest. She's got trauma,
she does. She was a war of the roses. I
thought her husband was cheating with his best friend's daughter.
I'm not going to tell you how it ended. She's
standing by with an update. She'd probably be good on
Real Housewives of Harper County. Yeah, girl, we're gonna
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Talk to Melanie War The Roses where they now Coming
up next
Such a good question. But Walmart Jeff is not going
to have an answer for it. I guarantee it is
kiss ninety five seven Courtny Savannah Walmart Jeff.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Savannah's on a Reddit thread. What was the question? I
loved it? Oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So people are talking about like the most petty reason
why they either dumb somebody or didn't go on a
second date.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jeff married his first love, this one out. He's got
it right. I mean you would not, you know.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I mean I dated other girls before. I wouldn't even
remember if how I broke.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Up with them, okay, or why ghosted them?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Probably did they not go on a second day because
of something?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You you? Walmar Jeff, Walmart Jeff, He's perfect.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Let's hear. Let's hear the reasons, ladies. What do you
guys got over there? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So here's the top five that I thought it was Sarah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, because I'll give you mine. Oh do you give
us the top five?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
First? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So this one said he threw something into the trash
can and missed, but he didn't walk over and pick
it up. It was so lazy that it turned me
off of him.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Forever, love it, love it. I would have done this.
I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Someone else said he chewed too loudly, which I respect
that if you're like an obnoxious like cow chewing cut like,
we're not doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yep, she ate her peas one at a time. That's creepy.
I agree with all three of these. Yeah, someone else rode.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
In high school, I dumped a boy because he regularly
drank and nacho cheese at lunch and I just couldn't
take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, I agree with that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And finally I didn't like the way his feet moved
when he walked.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, that you could fix that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Maybe he has was ducted or something and he could
break his ankle and reset it and he'd be walking fine,
I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Mine.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I went out on a date with this guy and
he when he ate, his teeth hit the fork.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh I hate that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Would then he would scrape the food off the metal fork,
and I was like, this is foreshadowing. I can't live
like this. If somebody ate like that all that, I
would never want to go out date with him. So
that's that was mine.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Savanna.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Did you have one I met somebody. We didn't go
out on a date because it was that much of
a red flag. But I met somebody and I was like, oh,
they're cute, it's going well. And he would like make
this weird like mouth noise like a and went just
like keep doing it like all throughout the conversation. You No,
it was like a weird like tongue to the roof
of the mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It was weird.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I was like, no, you need to sign. But when
you think about it, it's petty. I didn't go on
a second date because I didn't like that his teeth
hit the fork when he ate.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's petty. Yeah, that's that's a deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I would love to open the phones. Petty reasons you
didn't go on a second date? Okay, Savannah and I
had some good ones. Call us eight six oh two
four seven nine five seven, Oh Hi kiss?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Wo's this?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
This is Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Matt, all right, you gotta tell us I didn't go
on a second date with somebody because their teeth hit
the fork when we were out to dinner. That's pretty petty.
What's your petty reason for not going on a second date?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Watching a grown adult woman jump into a pool and
holding her nose.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, yes, yes, I always listen.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I have to agree with you on that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I always thought, like, how do you have to still
hold you You're you're thirty five and you're still holding
your nose.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Absolutely, that's hysterical. I like that. Actually love it. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Day all right, thanks for calling petty reasons you didn't
go on a second date or you broke up with
somebody eight six oh two four seven nine five seven.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
H Hi kissing is this Noel?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, Well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
We're talking about petty reasons you broke up with someone too.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Many lols when he texes.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wait, I'm so guilty of this though, Like every text
message that I send.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Is lo O L. Yeah it's lo L in the
beginning and l O L in the middle and lo o.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
L at the end.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, that's a bad look for guys, definitely, it's definitely listen.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It is kind of petty, though. I mean he's a guy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Guys don't really like know how to text well, and
maybe he's just nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, he's probably trying not to come across as like
aggressive and trying to use the LOL to lighten the mood.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
But maybe a little.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, maybe maybe even a thumbs up would work. Well,
that's passive aggressive. I love it. Thank you so much
for Colin.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, thank you, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Petty reasons you're not going on a second date with
somebody's so two four seven nine five seven, Oh, good morning, kiss?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is Courtney, Courtney, welcome to the show. We're talking
about petty reasons you didn't go on a second date
or broke up with somebody.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, So I went on a first date with a woman.
She ordered not chose as an appetizer, and before I
could even go in and grab some and put it
neatly on my little plate, she started pullmo apart and
eating them with her fingers. And then after she ate them,
she licked every single one of her fingers.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, oh no, Courtney, I agree with you on that one.
There would be no second date.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I can't the licking of the fingers and then going
in with the hands.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ah, the sound of the looking.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Was it a loud lick or was it like a
quiet lick?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Oh no, it was like a big slobbery like smacking.
And then she went right in for more before I
could even get mine with.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Her fingers out her fingers. I love that's a great one. Courtney,
thank you so much for Collin.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Thank you guys, we love you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Have a great day. Coordinay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
A celebrity shows off the first photo of her newborn son.
But first, let's talk about what everybody's talking about. Taylor
Swift Travis Kelsey spotted out together for the first time
in months. The two showed up with their moms to
a restaurant in Philly for Mother's Day lunch. Rumor is
I love this, Savannah texted us yesterday after she says,
Oh my god, big rumor. Taylor Swift is either pregnant
(05:24):
or engaged. And we're like, and nothing's changed, Yeah, but
like we've been changed.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We've been speculating between the three of us. But the
fact that I actually saw it, I was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We're like on it. Here's the thing. She's both, Okay, she's.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thirty five, and she probably said, listen, whichever comes first,
I don't, let's just bring it a baby an engagement,
and she's my guess is she's probably both. By the way,
Taylor Swift was subpoenut as a witness in the Blake
Lively legal drama.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Her rep released a statement of.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Scathing one saying Taylor Swift never set foot on the
set of this movie. She was not involved in any
casting or creative dos his decision. She did not score
the film, She never saw an edit or made any
notes on the film. She did not even see It
Ends with Us until weeks after its release, and was
traveling around the globe during twenty twenty three and twenty
twenty four headlining the biggest biggest torn's history. The lawyer
(06:16):
went on to say this subpoena is just to get
publicity for the case. YEO, I mean, what the heck
or Taylor? I feel bad for her and finally, well
not finally. Selena Gomez his mom, reportedly took out a
loan against her home to pay workers employed at Selena's
mental health startup called Wondermind. The company is having financial difficulties.
They're running out of cash to pay their employees. Workers
(06:37):
have been compensated for one out of two miss paychecks,
and freelancers and vendors are waiting to be paid hundreds
of thousands of dollars. The company says everyone will be
paid by today. Selena is worth one point three billion
with a B dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Does she just buy like a thirty or sixty million
dollar mansion?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Why is their mother taking a loan out against her house?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, but that mansion they took out a mortgage about.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, I think she's having some financial difficulties. Selena Is
and Giselle celebrated her first Mother's Day as a mom
of three by sharing the first photo of her newborn
son with her boyfriend on Instagram, saying, I've been quiet
over here, but very busy living life. Sometimes the most
beautiful moments aren't shared, they're lived. We didn't get to
see the baby's face. No, I'm tired of it, like
(07:21):
shows the face.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But they were really cute photos.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So if you want to check them out and more
on all of these stories, head over to Kiss ninety
five to seven dot com, slash Courtney Kendrick Lamar, Tonight,
Jillette Stadium. It is Kiss ninety five seven Courtney, Savannah Walmar,
Jeff I've got good news if you're looking for summer
hydration or maybe you're at that like now, we're at
the point where our skin is like parched. Yeah, we
need to get in the sun. You can thank Benny
(07:45):
Blanco for this. He got this one trending. It's a
piece of watermelon with liquid ivy powder on it and
a splash of lime juice.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wait, why does that sound.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So it sounds good as trending on TikTok, Benny Blanco's it.
Now everybody's saying it's super hydrating because watermelons hydrating, and
then you've got the liquid iv powder which is hydrating.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And it's tasty. But I was thinking even a splash
of like tequila.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
With all of that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So you hydrate with delicious Savannah. You got skincare lessons
we need to know too.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, So experts are saying that you should learn these
five skincare lessons like asap. So Number one, they say
there are is no downsides to wearing SPF consistently. It's
very very important. They say it's never too late to
address sun damage. A third on the list, consider pairing
back the number of products that you use. There's been
this trend of like more is more with skincare and
you're doing like nineteen step routines and your face looks
(08:39):
like a glazed doughnut.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's overkill. It's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Save the money, Okay, they say the right I cream
can make a difference. And lastly, it's really worth getting
familiar with your skin type. You might think you know
what it is, but you actually might be surprised. So
get an assessment and byproducts specifically for your skin.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And then this is the most shocking news of the
morning is that Walmart Chuff says he also has beauty
news for us.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I don't know why I'm so invested in this relationship,
but I'm here for seventy three year old Bill Belichick,
the Patriots head coach. A former head coach, was in
attendance for his twenty four year old girlfriend's beauty pageant.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah Yesterday Up Maine.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Jordan HUDs Hudson placed third Maine in Maine for Miss
Maine USA. She finished third out of seventeen contestants. There
are two shocking things here. Bill Belichick's girlfriend is twenty
four years old, and there are only seventeen hot chicks
in Maine. Those are the two shocking things I take
away from this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That is so funny. I don't know any four years old.
It's like watching your daughter.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And it's bad too, because she's just a bad egg. Courtney.
She's very controlling, is she?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
How is she?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Let's go to Savannah real quick, who's also a former
beauty patchean girl.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
How was she in the beauty patcheant industry? Is she like?
She does a good job.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I mean she's younger than me, so by the time
I was out, like she was just getting started. But
I've I've.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Heard mixed reviews. Let's put it that way. All right,
we are still paying your bills.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
If you've been listening to win one thousand dollars, your
chances coming up this morning at nine ten Sun in
an index of nine today. According to Savannah, she just
said it off. She's ooh Sun index of nine. It
is kiss ninety five seven cordion kids of the morning.
And apparently today's the only nice day because there's rain
for the next thirty five days.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, that's that's sick.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm just glad the weekend wasn't a total wash out. Yes, uh,
some good weather on and off for shore. Yesterday was beautiful.
The peak of my weekend, guys. And something I did
that I've been wanting to do for a long time.
I powerwashed the deck.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I may or may not have powerwashed some paint off
the house as well.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's fine, you get out.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Of control with that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yes, yeah, it's so satisfying to clean the deck and
next thing, you know, hey, I'm going to clean the doors,
and then you clean the doors and like paint coming in.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm like, I hope I have some extra paint them
because I just powers the paint off the whole.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Side of the house.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
But any at least I did it, yay me.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And that was my highlight. That was my peak. I'm
guessing you guys might have had Mother's Day peaks.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Savannah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know, I didn't want to go at the obvious peak.
Obviously Mother's Day was woeful. Celebrated my mom's Sandy, she's
the best. But I think my peak was, oh my gosh,
my dogs area. We're like in the final stages of
the house.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We should be moving in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And we brought her up okay, and the girl loves
that place.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She does zoomies around the whole house.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She's like not shy, treats it like it's hers, Like
it's just so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So they watching her settle in and be like get
excited for the move.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That was the peak. She's excited to move out of
your parents' house as well.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well. I think she's gonna miss Grammy and Grampy, but
she definitely loves her new house.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I love it, Walmart peak. Peak of the weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Peak of my weekend would be Saturday morning. My daughter
had a dance recital. A big shout out to everyone
at Creative Dance in Easthampton.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
They all did a great job.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I was gonna ask you what kind of dance, but
apparently it's creative.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't know, like what kind of like those different dances.
I guess Yeah. My suggestion it was a little long.
It could have been like maybe a little short, okay,
But I'm a guy, So it's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like, Walmart, Jeff needs to make a dance
recital appearance, like you know.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
During the first dance there is a guy like they
have like adults that we're also in the recital, and
there's a guy in the first dance. And I texted
my buddy who was there, and I said, next year
we are in this.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh my god, daddy, daughter two n Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I would love to see it. We'd also hate like
to see your peaks as well. If you want to
see our peaks plus a show as yours, just head
over to the Courtney and Kiss of the Morning Facebook page.
Even though we're headed into summer, it's gonna be raining
for the next fifty five days. Maybe you're planning a
vacation somewhere warm. It is Kiss ninety five seven Courtney
and Kiss in the Morning. If you're planning a summer vacation,
I guess Walmart, Jeff, you're gonna help us out.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, And there's a new vacation trend. It's called Jomo.
Jomo Jomo the joy of missing out.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
They're saying, if you're on vacation, you should take time
to relax and it shouldn't be so scheduled. So the
joy of missing out you miss out on like certain
places that you want to go see or sight seeing
and stuff like that. I'm a big fan of the
old Jomo.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
See I have Jomo when I'm like scrolling and I
see other people on vacation, like, thank God I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, you know, I like sitting in my house windsor.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I knew the same thing when I see people post
like beach picks, I'm like, how miserable is that one?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or you're at a party, or you're on a first date.
All rights come on. What you don't want to go
to the beach on vacation or like, I just don't
want to get on.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
An airplane and fly somewhere and then try to find
a spot on the beach with five thousand other people.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Now, I'm not a big fan of sand.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I have sand literally no lie in the back of
my pickup truck from like two summers ago, and I
hate the sand.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
He's not a fan of sand or people, yeah, or
the sun or the water outside.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
So beach vacation is miserable, Savannah Jomo, are you a fan?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I like to be involved. I like to be there.
I like to be in it. I have actual fomo.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Interesting, Well, if you have actual fomo and you want
to be in it, like Savannah, we're gonna pay for
it one thousand dollars up a lot of your summer vacation,
plan the vacation, and plan on getting your bills paid
and winning one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Coming up this morning at.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Nine ten, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey spotted out together
for the first time in months. The two showed up
with her moms to a really nice restaurant in Philly
for a Mother's Day lunch. Rumorus, Taylor's either pregnant or engaged.
I'm guessing both.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That's thanks for that heads up on that one, Savannah
last night's seven o'clock Happy to He That was Savannah's text,
Taylor's either pregnant or engaged.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I was like, another news, water is wet?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh my god, shut up. My response was so nothing's changed,
Thanks guys. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
By the way, Taylor wants subpoena as a witness in
the Blake Lively legal drama. Her rep re leased a
scathing statement. It is on my blog if you want
to check it out. Selena Gomez's mom took out a
loan against her house to help pay employees at Selena's
mental health startup called Wondermind. The company is having financial difficulties.
(14:56):
They're running out of cash to pay their employees. Workers
have compensated for one out of two missed paychecks. Freelancers
and vendors say they're still waiting to be paid. Hundreds
of thousands of dollars. The company says everyone will be
paid by today. But Selena is worth one point five
billion dollars. So why is her mom taking out a
sixty thousand dollars loan on a house.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Maybe something's going on with rare beauty or her cash
is not liquid, like she just got that mortgage too, right.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I'm just confused. Something's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And finally, Hailey Bieber seemed to support her husband Justin
in a cryptic post on social media. Her post came
right after Justin posted a long confessional on Instagram, emitting
his flaws and asking for God's help.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
In response, Hailey shared a small cartoon.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Drawing of a red loving you Forever button and then
the second frame a cute little green creature pressing on it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But this is what I say. Don't respond to your
husband by doing a post. Why don't you just talk
to him?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I just face to face, Yeah, yell upstairs, You're right,
I'm sorry, I gotta do.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You could see her posting more at all of these
stories kiss ninety five seven dot com slash Courtney. Well,
it's going to rain for the next several days, so
get out there and enjoyed. According to Savannah, the sun
index is a nine today. Yeah, it's gonna be a nine.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Good day to get outside, start working on that suntan.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It is a kiss ninety five seven, courty and kiss
of the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
How was Mother's Day? Walmart Chief? How was my Did
you spoil barb your wife?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I didn't. No, I did the exact opposite.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Didn't you tell me she was canceling Mother's Day, moving
it to another week.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
She was moving into June because the weather's usually nicer
in June.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Wait, I like that better not gonnae.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
There aren't dance recitals or soccer games and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Graduation.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I my wife was sick on Friday, so instead of
letting her rest, I put her to work all weekend
long painting our living room.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And that totally backfired.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I mean because yesterday she was sick all day, didn't
get out of bed. Oh no, I had a soccer
game late in the afternoon out of town, and when
I got home, I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You weren't playing.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Let's just clarify, Jeff, isn't playing soccer made you soccer coasts?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I was expecting to get home with her still in bed.
But boy was I wrong. She was in the hot
tub drinking at a girl barb and then around five
I said, it's almost dinner, you should get out, and
then she was passed out upstairs in bed and did
not wake up until this morning.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I love Barb. She's just staying away from you.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
So I had two nice New York Strip steaks with
my kids while my wife slept on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And you spoiled your.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Mom yesterday, Savannah, Oh my god, of course you go good.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Started the day with her favorite coffee, made it for her,
and then we took her to lunch with her my grandma,
her aunts, and then we finished off the day at
a good old Durham dairy serve all the ladies.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh yeah, you got to post more pictures of your mom.
I know why she got it going on. Yes, she
really does, it does.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I got so many dms because I posted like old
photos when I was a kid for Mother's Day and
everybody was like, your mom's so hot.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I'm like, she's.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Still so hot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We need some we need some new photos for some
photos of Sandy with Gail last week. She was in
town last week, so you know, Gail. I celebrated with
her last week. But anyway, I hopefully you all had
a great mother's Dame Melanie, a past guest, wants to
stop by this morning.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
She was on War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She's got some sort of update for us, So all right,
make sure you're here for that. You never know what's
gonna happen. On the way eight p fifteen on Kiss
ninety five seven.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's Kiss ninety five seven Courtney and Kiss in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm just sitting over here looking at the short list
of names for Bravos Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
A few days ago, Andy Cohen announced they're canceling Real
Housewives of New York, which, eh, I just I was
never into it. If you're not going to have the old,
you know, like lou adele SEPs and all the old
like New York Housewives, get rid of it. They do
one stinks, so they're getting rid of it. But they're
coming up with the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I
love it interesting to you.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Right down the street from us, we can see how
the people of Newport really lived.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yes, Olivia Coppo, I know, Savannah's like Oh, she's there
or she's got a home there, and she would be
good on it. But you know who's on the list.
It's her best friend. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna get her.
We're gonna get her best friend.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I'm Shocka's not one of her sisters. I feel like
they would have done it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Some girl named Ashley, a bachelorette from season nineteen, is
on the list. Some podcast hosts, some spin instructure.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It bored me reading the list of names that could
possibly be a housewife.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
You know what they need to do.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
They need to spice it up a little bit and
get like a housewife from Warwick. If you watch Cops
on like a Saturday night Wick, they're always in Warwick.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
They need someone to spice things up.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
We need real housewives of Hartford County. No, we don't, Yes,
we know we do not. No, we do not.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yes you think I want to follow along a single
woman and her dog on a paddleboard.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
And rainbow reservoir And no, I want drama. And what
brings me drama?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Nobody's even a real housewife.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Money brings the drama. That's what all these housewives have
in common. You two no offense, have no money, savannahs
saying how.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Poor she is.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
She just bought forty dollars worth of forks and knives,
and Courtney was plucking an old woman's chin hair the
other day. Does not make good teav people before.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's all she wanted from others days for me to
pluck her chin here, so I did it.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Do you want to watch a woman do that for
thirty minutes on Bravo?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No whatever, I'll listen. I will, I will if he
if he does.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Real Housewives of Hartford County, I will, I will mix
it up a little.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, thank you, I said, our lives his chin hairs
and buying utensils at a discount.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, fine, we'll take Olivia Coppo's best friend. So
Real Housewives of Rhode Island. So everybody's talking about Melanie
and windsor locks. Maybe she could be honest. She's got trauma,
she does. She was a war of the roses. I
thought her husband was cheating with his best friend's daughter.
I'm not going to tell you how it ended. She's
standing by with an update. She'd probably be good on
Real Housewives of Harper County. Yeah, girl, we're gonna
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Talk to Melanie War The Roses where they now Coming
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