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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nah, we're all shocked. I'm sorry, Walmart Jeff, You're wrong
on this one.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It is Kiss ninety five seven Cordy and Kiss of
the Morning. Savannah and I are sitting here. I don't
even how did the topic even come up where Walmart
Jeff just outright told us I never clean my shower.
It's self cleaning. Yeah, can you explain to us why
you don't clean your shower.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Because all showers are self cleaning. You got you're taking
a shower and then you have like the shampoo coming
off your body and the body soap coming off your body.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It literally cleans itself.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know why people are wasting your time cleaning
your shower. It literally cleans itself.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, it doesn't, because then you get all the soap
residu that just like hangs out on the bottom of
the shower, and then like all your filth it's just
like your back.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wash it around with your foot, and that's.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Discussing it down.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wash your feet.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's no better because the soap is already on the
bottom of the floor. You guys are wasting your time.
These are small Walmart Jeff life hacks that you can
be living with's.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Got really does not wash his shower?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
How often do you guys clean your shower?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
So whenever On and I had the apartment, we did
it once a week at my mom's house because there's
much more to clean, it's more like every two ish
three yish.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, correct, Well you know what, Jeff? All right, you
got me there.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't have an actual time or our dates time
stamp of when I clean my shower. When I think
of it, it could be a couple times a month,
all right, so every couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Question, do either one of you have hard water?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do? I have well water.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't know what the hell a hard water?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Hard water you definitely have to clean because like then
it gets.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
All like the white live scale. Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The body wash at the bottom of the tub is
not cleaning it for you.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Can we just get back to the fact that Walmart
Jeff says he doesn't clean his shower because it's self cleaning.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's discussing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I want to open the phones. How often do you
clean your shower? Can you please call and tell us
what to waste the time? You guys, maybe do have
so much more? Maybe you don't even clean your shower.
How often do you clean your shower? Please, let's set
Walmart straight. Eight six oh two four seven nine five seven, Oh,
good morning, Gee. We're talking about how often you wash
your shower?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Me personally once a week or I also clean sneakers,
so I clean my sneaker the same day.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wait, you're sneakers.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Clean sneakers, so of course I need a big space.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Gee, this is hysterical.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So you put your sneakers in the tub, you clean
your sneakers, and then you have to clean your shower.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So it all is like, what's a weaker?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yes, it seems like a big waste of time to me,
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Gee, Gude, that's our next topic next week.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How often do you clean your sneakers?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Thanks for calling. Thanks for calling. G Eight six oh
two four seven nine five seven. Oh, Cassie and new
Haven is on the line. Good morning, Cassie. Hey, we're
talking about how often do you wash your shower. Walmer
says you should never wash your shower because you're washing
it when you wash.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, come on, you gotta understand where I'm coming from.
You're getting and wild in the shower anyways, there's water
all over the place or soap all over the place.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Why do you have to clean it?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
No, you're watching everything off your body. Your there's like
secs like you're in there's just everything la. I mean
not everybody's like sitting there with this stuff on them,
but it's very real. There's back here. You need to
clean your shower. Wait, Cassie, you need to clean it
at least like every ten.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Days, every test, every ten day.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I'm conding on how many people you have like in
the house taking a shower, sharing the space, like you
could stretch it, but rum is shower, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Okay, but Cassie, Cassie, Cassie, very important question. What are
you doing that you're covered in feces and you're in
Oh no.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Not that you're covered in it, but I mean neither
particles see that are sitting on your body Like when
you go out and you could touch a door handle,
that's like okay, but like this is hanging out in
your shower.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There you go. Good point, Cassie. Thank you so much for.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Calling meaning it you're growing things in there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Thanks for listening and thanks for calling Cassie. All right
eight six two four seven nine five seven, Oh, Ray,
and Waterbury is on the line. Ray, we're talking about
how often you wash your shower?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Uh once a week?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What's come on? You're talking about?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Ray?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Listen the stuff that builds up on the wall on
your yower curtain you eats? All right?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, we wash our sheets, but Ray, come shower with
me sometimes because it gets wet and wild and I
think it's rather sour.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What in the girls?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I mean there's water everywhere. It's not like my walls
are disgusting and dirty.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes, but you have to wipe it down because the soap,
like they were saying, sticks to the wall that she
can't pooh? What did even your fan?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
The mold that'll get in there?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What do you think the goofa is for you?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Do that you shower, pray it with some bleach or
some soaphie sun whatever. I'm going to report back to
my wife and tell her she's adding another thing to
her list of things to do. There we go a Ray.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Thank you so much for Colin.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You're welcome you guys have a great day, you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Too, by Ray.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, the cops were called to one of the biggest
parties in all of Hollywood. Over the weekend, Chris Jenner
celebrated her seventieth birthday on Saturday, a star studed James
Bond themed birthday party at the home of Jeff Bezos
and Lauren Sanchez and Los Angeles. Not only were all
her kids there, but pretty much everybody in Hollywood, including
Justin and Haley Bieber, Mariah Carey, your girl Adele was there,
(05:37):
Savannah Wow. So Prince and Harry, Prince and Meghan Markle
were there. I mean sorry, Prince, Harry and Meghan Markle
were there, and Bruno Mars did a live concert.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I mean, they have all the money in the world.
They could have had Prince there if they really want.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You're right back.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You're right, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The cops were called three times for noise complaints.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Noise complaints.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The party costs two million dollars of good all the
photos on my blog. I'm surprised Kim Kardashian was celebrating
with her mom because she announced on Instagram earlier that
day that she failed her California bar exam. Oh, she says, well,
I'm not a lawyer. A lawyer yet I just played
a very well dressed one on TV. She says, six
years into this lawn journey, and I'm still all in
(06:18):
until I passed the bar. No shortcuts, no giving up,
just more studying. She went on to thank everybody who
supported her, so you can see her post on my blog.
And finally, Taylor Swift spent her Friday night in New
York City and joining a girl's night out with Sabrina
Carpenter and celebrating Sabrina's six Grammy nominations.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The girls had dinner and drinks.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Sabrina's up for Record of the Year, Song of the Year,
Album of the Year, Best Music Video, Best Pop Vocal Album,
and Best Pop Solo Performance. The Grammys air on CBS
February first. But everybody's talking about Taylor Swift's shoes and
giant heels. You think she chose those heels on purpose
to make fun of her girlfriend, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Here's the thing, I don't know if she did it
on purpose, but like as someone with a short friend,
you're always supposed to be cognizant of your short friend,
Like you don't wear monster heels when you're going out
with them, because then that just makes them look best.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I feel like she just didn't think about it, But
I would just say that the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I wouldn't have worn them anyway, just because they're so ugly.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, they weren't very cute. And on top of it,
she looked like gigantic huge.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She looks so ridiculously probably eight eight. You can see
all the photos and more in all of these stories.
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Speaker 2 (07:52):
But here's some more good news, all right. Walmart?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, Walmart is also offering a Thanksgiving meal deal. It's
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Speaker 2 (08:04):
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Speaker 1 (08:08):
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Speaker 3 (08:15):
They'll throw it on your porch at four fifteen in
the morning. Literally, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That is my good news, Savannah. What do you for
good news?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Oh man, I'm loving this.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
So survey just came out about gen zers and how
they are more likely to book trips.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just for the food, which I think is great.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
So this survey said that forty four percent of people
said that they were booking. Who were booking food trips
were gen zers, thirty one percent, millennials, and then gen
xers coming in third at twenty one percent. But the
survey also found that people that travel are actually more
adventurous with their food.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, I like that, me too. I like that Walmart
chef good news.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
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Speaker 5 (08:56):
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It's not gonna look delicious when you get.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It, though.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Why how do you just because of all this because
it's Wendy's. I mean, the kid working behind the counter
at Wendy's, he's gonna make it. Oh no, that's why
I like Wendy's. Oh okay, it's always gonna look like exactly.
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Speaker 2 (09:33):
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Speaker 1 (09:34):
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Time to talk about the peaks of our weekends. I
can't wait to find out. You guys were oddly quiet
really on social media. I mean, Jeff, I like the
photos of you and your daughter. Yeah, but you know, Savannah,
I was at a wedding. I didn't see anything I know,
(09:55):
I know, so I can't wait to find out what
you guys did. But the peak of my weekend, I
taught my parents how to use Alexa Show. You know,
Alexa show has the camera. It's like a screen, so
you can actually see each other if you want, If
you want to make a phone call, you got to
drop in on each other and you can literally drop in.
And I showed them how to do it so that
(10:15):
I could drop in on them. But unfortunately they were
dropping in on me all weekend long. Oh no, I
walked out of my bedroom on Sunday morning, I'm like,
what's that noise I'm hearing? It was my parents having
coffee and my kitchen on my Alexa.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Just oh, there you are. So you were wondering when
you were gonna get up, so you can just.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Drop in on somebody whenever you want. You don't like,
is it like a fohaem ring like FaceTime or no?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Actually it's you have to give permission, So you have
to have the Alexa app and then you give whoever
you want to give permission to. I talked them into
giving me permission so I could do welfare checks on them, gotcha.
But now they've been dropping in on me all weekend,
but the peak was dinner last night. They dropped in
on me. They're like, you want to have dinner together?
I got sure, so I sat there and ate with
(10:58):
my parents through Alexis. That would be my peak, but
it's true, all right, Savin, What was the peak of
your weekend?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You know, we had a really really busy weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
But my husband and I on Saturday night we went
down to one of our friend's weddings.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
They got married at the Burn Mansions, which was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Here's that it's in Fairfield, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Beautiful, so big shout out to Mary Kate and her
new husband Chris.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I had the best time.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It was nice to get out and it's really nice
down there too.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I love that. Wal march Off, Pika, your weekend hitting.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Golf balls with my son Cash yesterday?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, yesterday afternoon. Yeah, man, wasn't raining where you were hitting?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
They had a cover like then then over there was
a nice whacking golf balls court.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay, how did he do? How do Cash do golfing?
He did all right?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, yeah he did all right for his first time
out there. I love that room for improvement.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right. I want you to check out our peaks.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You can see ours, plus we want to see what
you did over the weekend on the Courtney and Kiss
of the Morning Facebook page.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Taylor Swift spender Friday Night, New York City Girls' Night
Out with Sabrina Carpenter celebrating Sabrina is six Grammy Non Nation.
Sabrina is up for Record of the Year, Song of
the Year, Album of the Year, Best Music Video, Best
Pop Vocal Album, and Best Pop Solo Performance.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I mean literally goes on and on it the.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Grammy's air CBS February first, But everybody's talking about Taylor
Swift's ginormous heels she wore, and did she wear her
heels on purpose to make one of her besties feel short?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I think it was a stupid move because the shoes
tailor shift was wearingly.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We're ugly.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I feel like when you go out with your short friend.
And this is coming from someone that has a short friend. No,
I mean, I am literally like almost a foot taller
than my friend.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, but I find like king, I want to hear
the same height. How short is your girlfriend? She's because
you and I are like five to four. No, she's
she's chin saiey, and I'm always cognizant of that. I
don't want to be that friend. Okay, well Taylor was
that friend. Her heels were ginormous. You can check it
all the photos on my blog. Kim Kardashian announced on
Instagram on Saturday she didn't pass the California Bar exam, posting, well,
(12:55):
I'm not a lawyer yet, I just play a very
well dressed one on TV. She says, six years into
the law journey and I'm still all in until I
passed the bar.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No shortcuts, no giving.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Up, just more studying and even more determination than She
thanked all of her fans.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh you know what, I watched that show, her legal drama.
They said it was a crime, crime. They weren't lying. Really, yeah,
yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And finally, Britney Spears is back on Instagram and she's
mixing lingerie with life lessons. Cheri a screenshirt squeezshot of
herself in black nude lace lingerie, writing she's been diving
into a self help book called Draw the Circle. She
says it's strict and kind of like prayer. She also
urged her followers to bring out their inner ballerinas. So
(13:41):
she's right back in full forest that post and more
Kiss ninety five seven dot com slash Courtney.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Some of those are hysterical.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It is kiss ninety five seven Courtney, Savannah Walmer, Jeff
Savanna's in here going, Oh my god, reading off?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is it Reddit that you found it?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
What gives you the echo on a first date?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, there's a Reddit thread and girls are like letting
loose on here.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Man, give me, give me the three best because we've
been laughing for like ten minutes.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
So the ix that girls have gotten on first dates.
This one she says, I was reapplying my lip gloss
after dinner, okay, and he asked me if he could
smell it. So wait wait, So I gave him my
lip loss ye, and he licked the applicator.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh that's so gross disgust.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Then another girl says, first date and he got ridiculously
drunk and obnoxious, then told me he'd been on Maury.
Don't worry though, he wasn't the father, so it's fine,
right stop. And then this one is great too. This
is my personal favorite. I had a guy tell me
in the past he was attracted to his sister.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Did can stuff? Can't even be real?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
God, this is real people on the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I would say it for me on a first date
is licking your fingers and you've got tiny little hands.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Little, you know, little dinosaur hands. You know what talking about?
Has that happened before? I've seen it before.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, Like you go out and get chicken wings like okay, wait,
and then you're thinking as they're ordering the wings. Boy,
I hope, I hope he doesn't order wings his hands
are so tiny, and then licking the barbecue or whatever
off the fingers.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's the grossest.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Okay, wait, that's a big ache of my Number one
is always politeness to the white staff. Like that's a
big ache for me. But like the eating noises, if
you're making yet, here we go any X for you, Jeff, No,
just open the phones because I know there's some funn
it was. Ladies, Come on, tell us what your first
date IX are?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh yeah, please, there's tons little tiny, tiny little hands
eight six oh two four seven nine five seven zero.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I can't all right, it's time for War of the roses.
Where are they now? Do you guys? Remember Katie called us.
She was from Glastonbury.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Her husband Brian, was doing the drop off with their
six year old son, and then at the school drop
off and then one day happened to say, daddy likes
holding miss Amelia's hand.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, which is her son's teacher. So sketch, and then
he sent the roses to Amelia the teacher.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah I remember that.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, Well she's back with an update. Good morning Katie.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Hi guys, good morning.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I know last time we talked to you, I put
you on hold and I offered you guys couples counseling.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I just what is the update. What's been going on
since you were on War of the Roses last.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Yeah, we didn't even get to the couple's counseling because
he was in fact cheating on me teacher, and I've
since kicked him out of the house because I I'll
never trust him again. Okay, So I didn't really think
that there was shoot any purpose in doing the therapy
and Okay, now I'm doing the drop off of course, Okay,
(16:45):
I'm not. I'm kind of against divorce, so I'm really conflicted,
like we're separated, but I'm just conflicted. I'll never trust
him again, so I kind of feel stuck.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
How is your son? I know you have a six
year old? How's your son handling every thing? He's okay.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
He thinks that his father's just hanging out of a
friend's house type of deal. Becauesn't really understands.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, my mom always used to say dad's away when
my dad was in certain situations and I couldn't see
him from.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
A long periods of time.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Yeah, my god, horrible.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Well, you know what, children are resilient, so that's good. Yes,
and you took over drop off, which is great.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Wait wait, wait, sorry, that just let's just click in
my head. If you're doing drop off, do you run
into miss Amelia?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
How is that?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
I mean?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
I am treating it like an actual drop off onlike he.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Was okay, valid though, and she's not.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Yeah, she's not even always out there, which is even
worse actually, because it just proves to me that he
was seeking her out.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh girls, interesting, very interesting. Yeah, well listen, it sounds
like you've got it under control, Katie. I'm glad you
got some answers, but I definitely we're gonna just if
you want any type of counseling for your self.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
We're going to pay for it and and keep us
and keep us posted. I'm so glad you called with
an update.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Thank you, guys. I really appreciate all your help with this.
It's really tough.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You're welcome, KA. Do you take care? Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Thanks