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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I remember this one Courtney and kiss in the mornings
(00:02):
War of the Roses?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Where are they now?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm kissed ninety five seven?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right, guys, it is time for a past guest
to join us a War of the Roses?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Where are they now?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's when they come back after War of the Roses
with an update? Do you guys remember we went to
New Britain?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I love this?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Anna called us Her boyfriend Tony was going on a
work trip and he asked her to babysit his dog, like,
take the dog to our house.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Do you guys remember that?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yes? I remember this one.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
She goes, Yes, she goes to return the dog and
he's in the kitchen with some random girl. Never went
on a trip and then told her on the air
on War of the Roses that he was in love
with this random woman, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So bad.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Anna's back with an update and I cannot wait. Good morning, Anna.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Hi, good morning y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Whoa, my goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm so sorry the way it ended on War of
the Roses, but I'm glad you got answers.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What is going on now with you and Tony?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Yeah? So yeah, we broke up, definitely he was such
a lookingly you know, he recently called me and asked
me if I wanted his dog because his new girlfriend, Kelly,
she's allergic.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Stop stop stop.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah yeah, so you know, I do love that dog
so much and like I have grown really attached. So
I took the dog, and I truly think that's the
best thing I ever got out of that relationship.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh my god, he calls you to tell you his
new girlfriend's allergic to the dog.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Well, I would just like to say thank you on
behalf of the dog because this poor no, he this
poor dog got dragged into such a messy situation and
Tony was just gonna be like, well, the girlfriend's allergic,
so screw the dog.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So thank you for caring for that.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Poor Yes, of course, I honestly think I like dogs
more humans, that's point. But you know, yeah, he's a
support animal, emotional support animal.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, so is mine. I've been wearing him out and
I love that you took the dog. This, you know what,
I'm glad you called us with the update. Very interesting.
He admitted it. He's with Kelly and now you have
the dog.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, maybe that's the way it's just supposed to go.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So oh my gosh, Anna, thank you so much for
taking time out of your day to give us an update.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
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Speaker 2 (03:18):
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Speaker 1 (03:35):
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Speaker 2 (03:36):
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Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, you can't make this up.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Britney Spears just revealed she burned her bathroom down, posting
a bikini dancing video, saying, I burned my bathroom down today.
I ran like a maniac back to the house because
I left a pie in the oven.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
She said.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, wait, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm honestly tired of making sense of things these days.
She says, Remember she burned her gym down about four
years ago. Yeah, lighting candles. Yeah, Now she's claiming she
burned her bathroom down. It's not clear she actually did
or not, because there's no photographic evidence yet.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, hold on a minute. So she burned down her
gym a couple of years ago.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
We were literally dancing in the flames yesterday. Yeah, and
now we've burned down our bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yes, she was probably taking a bubble bathroom candles, I assume.
And she probably had a pie in the oven. That's
what she's claiming. The bathroom has burned down.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hey, ari in a.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Grande fans, she's finally revealed her Eternal Sunshine Deluxe Brighter
Days Ahead is dropping on March twenty eighth. I'm so
excited and it's coming with five brand new tracks.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Ooh, I know, such a gift. Thank you, Arianna.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And finally, Kylie Jenner couldn't keep her hands off her
boyfriend Timothy Shallomey while watching a tennis match together. It's
Timothy's reaction that is everyone talking. She has her hands
all over him, kissing him pretty much everywhere. Timothy continued
to drink his beer, didn't take his eyes off the
tennis match, and kept burping. People are saying the video
was so awkward to watch him. Maybe there's trouble in paradise.
(05:39):
I say, it's just normal. That sounds like Walmart.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Jeff, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You're just sitting there trying to watch sports and then
your billionaire girlfriend's rubbing up all on you, and you're like,
come on. Lots of bunds of people hit a ball
around the courts.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Check out the video and more in these stories Kiss
ninety five to seven dot com slash Courtney, Savannah has
been studying. I don't know what she's been studying. I said, Jen,
you're gonna take a test. I'm gonna give you a question.
She's like, oh my god, I have to study, but
I don't know what to study.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It is time for good news.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It is Kiss ninety five seven Courtney and Kiss in
the morning. Food and Drink magazine came out with gen
Z's favorite restaurants, and we figured we'd go to our own,
very own gen Z or Savannah and find out if
these really are the top five restaurants.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Are you ready? Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
For some reason, I don't see Savannah like binging at
any of these restaurants or saying they're her favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Look, yeah, number five, number five Taco Bell. I've never
had taco Bell. But I'm also like a health break,
so that's.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Why exactly gen Z's favorite restaurants.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Number four Chipolte. Oh I love Chipotle. Oh my god,
I am a readA bowl right now. Okay, there you go.
Number three Starbucks.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Ah, yes, give me my vente on the milk late.
I'm a happy girl, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Number two Wingstop and the number one favorite restaurant for
gen Z's. You want to take a stab at it, Savannah,
take a guess you think it is according to your
gen Zers, according to Morgan, your bff.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
According to Morgan, Oh my god. Uh, I don't know
a Chick.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Fil A No, but that's a good one. McDonald's. Really,
McDonald's is gen Zer's favorite restaurant right now.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You know all those restaurants have in common. They all
have apps where you can order off the app, and
they all get you free deals on it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, I just I was just looking at my McDonald's
app and I'm a free free Hamburger coming my way
there later on.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Can I tell you nothing makes me happier in the
morning than when I get in my car and I
see that I have a free coffee waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
My Starbucks app Oh nice, Oh my god, awesome. All right,
and you've got a gen Zer good news story, Savannah.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yeah, so this actually makes me feel good about myself
because I'm twenty seven, but sometimes I feel like I'm
like ninety five. But apparently I'm not the only gen
Zer with like elderly people habits.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So this is because of a study. So they say
a lot of gen.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Zers enjoy taking off their shoes at the door and
slipping straight into slippers.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Which also love it. I literally love it every day.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I'm ignoring the clog, eating when you're hungry, sleeping when
you're tired, which I'm here for that too. Basically getting
all your weekend Aaron's done before noon so you don't
run into crowds because we don't like people.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then did you have your weekend free?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Yes, like you get it done in the morning, you
have the whole rest of the day to do whatever
you want to do. And lastly, wanting to stay home
and having people come to you.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, I love all of those. See maybe I'm really
a gen z or at heart. That's me all right, Jeff,
good news. I do not have gen z news. I
have free d news.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Ben and Jerry's Free Cone Day returns on April eighth.
This is actually pretty cool. Ice cream lovers can visit
a scoop shop in grab a free cone with the
option to hop back in line for unlimited refills. How
awesome is that? So you're gonna be in ice cream
all day? Thanks for Ben and Jerry's on April eighth.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Congratulations ukon women's hear ladies. Yes, oh it is kiss
ninety five seven Courtny Savannah Walmart chef hanging out with you.
Women basketball won the Big East Tournament championship last night.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm loving that.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, they'd beat Creating a seventy to fifty.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Wow, now I would I would say they really smoked them.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes they did. Yeah, they definitely smoked them. It's their
fifth Big East championship in a row. And I believe
it's their twenty third overall. Twenty third overall overall. Yes,
Oh my gosh, so I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So now they go to wait till Sunday to find
out what the bracket system and yeah, playing and all
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yees.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Selection Sunday is when they find out who they'll be
playing in the NCAA tournament. So yesterday they won their conference.
And to break it down into terms, Courtney and Savannah
can understand.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It would be like it would be like if you
took all the housewife franchises and put them in one group,
and then they battled it out to see who would
be the best, they would win their conference.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
So that's what U come won last night.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And now those teams will be put in a big pool,
like if you were to take all the Bravo shows
and rank them and then make them play jack.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
That's kind of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh see, now I understand. Why don't they say that
in the news. I don't know they break it down.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
There needs to be a universe where we get Kate
Chastain from Below Deck to fight Teresa Judaice from the
Real Housewives.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Love that Yukon Women, congratulations once again. Headed to the
NCAA tournament. Lindsay and Enfield is standing by. She thinks
her boyfriend is cheating on her with his ex girlfriend.
She's very very worked up this morning. Of course, we're
going to get answers war the Roses coming up next,
Captain Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Cheaters Cordy and Kiss in the mornings.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
War of the Roses and Kiss.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ninety five seven.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
All right, you guys, it is time for War of
the Roses going to Enfield, Jeff, that is like your hometown.
Lindsay's on the line, and apparently she thinks that her
boyfriend Justin is cheating.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Good morning, Lindsay Hill. Oh gosh, I hope I can
help you out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
So obviously you know what War the Roses is all about.
I can tell that you're a little frustrated or sad
this morning. Tell me why you think your boyfriend Justin
is cheating?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Okay, you guys, Okay, so she's probably gonna laugh at me,
but I think my I think my boyfriends cheating with
this ex. Emma.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Okay, why what is he doing? What is he acting strange?
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Yeah, guess being a little distant. But the thing is
he stopped eating peanuts or anything with peanuts in them.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, wait, do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, you think he's cheating on you with his ex
girlfriend because they won't eat peanuts. But I don't understand
the time.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
His ex has peanut allergies.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh I get it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, Okay, this is interesting because I feel like I
read somewhere Jeff don't.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Peanut allergies are serious.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
If he's cheating on you with this girl, Emma, whatever,
if he ate peanuts at your house and then kissed her,
she could have a Yes, you can't kiss somebody who
ate peanuts, Jeff.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Okay, yeah, So so I wanted I wanted to know,
like if he was cheating or he started following her
again on Instagram? Okay, and like I made him peanut
butter cookies and he refused to touch them.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Savage, absolutely so much.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So you you tricked your boyfriend by making him cookies.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Yeah, like in the past they keepuld gobbled on Mark,
But he didn't even touch them, he refused.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
This is so crazy kind all right, So this is
what we're going to do.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I hope that he's not cheating, that maybe he just
didn't want the added fat and calories of like peanuts.
So I'm gonna put you on hold, Lindsey. We're gonna
call We're gonna call him. We're gonna call him, justin
your boyfriend, and we're gonna ask him, offer him roses
and hold on, and let's call him.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
I'm craving peanut butter cookies right now. I know they're
so good, like so good. You know, you know what
else as really good as that popcorn that's got the chocolate,
you know what our drizzle?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh hey, good morning, is justin there? Hey, what's up?
This is Bobby from Flowers Express over on hazard app.
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Oh I'm good.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Hey. I was just shooting you to call to let
you know that.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest. Congratulations.
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Absolutely, Yeah. So that's a pretty cool deal. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
We're gonna We're not gonna send you the flowers justin
We're actually gonna send the flowers to someone on your
behalf in brighton their day.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So if you have like a wife, a girlfriend, a mother, uh,
a great secretary at work, a coworker, you're going to
brighten their day.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Amazing, man, you know, let's send it to my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That sounds great, awesome. So here's the deal. I have
a card in front of me.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I can write a little message on the card if
you can think of on the jot down.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Uh oh, I don't know, man, it's kind of on
the spot. Not great at coming up with this kind
of people usually right.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Usually like love you lots, or I love you something
like that. Yeah, like, uh, I'm nuts for you something
like that.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Oh yeah, it's funny. I actually I definitely can't do
that one. It's fine. My girlfriend Emma has a nut allergy,
so that one it worked.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
She's that type of person.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Right now?
Speaker 8 (14:33):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Whoa hey, I'm gonna jump in.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Justin. It is Courtney. Savannah's here. The florist is Walmart.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Jeff, your girlfriend Lindsay is on the line, and I
heard him say his girlfriend Emma.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Go ahead, Lindsay.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Everybody heard it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Okay, okay, okay, So she was right on.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
She was right on.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Justin, you stopped eating peanuts. She made you.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Peanut butter cookies. You refuse to eat him? Is that
because you're cheating on her with Emma?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I mean, listen, this is not how I wanted to,
you know, have this conversation.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Is wait?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Oh no? Really? I mean I okay, I guess since
this is happening, I wanted to have the conversation. I
didn't know how to bring it up, but yeah, I
have got back with my ex.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh man, this is awkward, lindsay, Are you okay? I
can hear Lindsay crying. Listen, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Justin need to be a man before you cheat on
your girlfriend and you know you have feelings for another woman,
break it off.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Don't be a coward. You're a cow it's like a
coward thing to do.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay, Well, I am sorry, I am sorry. I do apologize.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
All right, this is so awkward. I can tell that
you are shocked, lindsay. Well, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put you guys on hold. He's already started
another lilationship with his ex, so we usually offer counseling.
I want to talk to you as well, lindsay, because
if you want to go talk to somebody or have
counseling to get help you get through the breakup, we're
gonna pay for it.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Okay, let's fine.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
He's the size of a peanut anyway, So okay.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Shoot, all right, I'm gonna would you guy. I'm gonna
put you both on hold?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Wow? Are on a Grande? Fans are all excited.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Finally we have a release date for her Eternal Sunshine
Deluxe Brighter Days Ahead album. It's dropping on the twenty
eighth of this month with five brand new bonus tracks.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Tell me too.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I like it when they do that.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
They all do that, and sometimes I like their bonus
tracks better, So I'm super excited. Are in a grande
fans be on the lookout on the twenty eighth? Well,
could there be trouble in Paradise for Kylie Jenner and
her boyfriend Timothy Shalome.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
There was an ick video that was circulating yesterday.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
They were at a tennis match and Kylie was all
over him, like literally, Jeff, I'm saying, rubbing his thighs,
rubbing his chest, trying to like aggressively make out with him,
and all he did was drink his beer, didn't take
his eyes off the tennis match, and started burping. I
think that's kind of normal, because it reminded me of
something you would do, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Yeah, you know, in their defense, when soccer's on Rvon's
favorite player and Bope is on the fields, I could
literally tell him the houses burning down and he wouldn't
hear me.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Would you be would you be aggressively rubbing his chest
and making out with him.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He would literally swap me away. I'm telling you this
is right.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You can check out the video at Kiss ninety five
seven dot com slash Courtney. And finally, Britney Spears is
claiming she burned it down her bathroom. I think it
was four or five years ago she burned down her gym.
She posted a bikini dancing video like that's not out
of the ordinary, and she said I burned it down
my bathroom today. I ran like a maniac back into
the burning house because I left a pie in the oven.
(17:50):
So I don't know if she actually burned down her bathroom.
There's no photographic evidence.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Of it yet. Yeah, we need to get the fire
out of Britney's house.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I know in the one dancing video where she doesn't
from the fire Boys, there's a fire extinguisher, but she
shouldn't be playing with fire.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Who's letting her though? I know who's not stopping this mornin.
That's a lot of twirling and no fireplace screen. Yeah,
don't make me nervous.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Check out the latest video and more on all of
these stories Kiss ninety five seven dot com slash Courtney,
Lady Gaga Bruno Mar's big night coming up for Lady Gaga.
It is Kiss ninety five seven Courty and Kiss in
the Morning. It's our iHeartRadio Music Awards. Lady Gaga getting
the Innovator Award.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
The award show is coming up on Monday, Saint Patrick's Day.
Oh really literally yes, on the seventeenth, right around the corner.
Ll Cool Jay is hosting it this year.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I love him.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, he's in the great host. But that's not even
the most exciting part for me. Mariah Carey is getting
the Icon Award and I would love to see her.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
She better show up.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Courtney actually presented Mariah Carey with an icon a word
about ten years ago. It was Courtney's Icon Award, and
actually Mariah has actually gotten that award every year since.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
She is Billie Eilish performing that Bunny performing Gracie Abrams,
Tadler Swift Errors tour will be named iHeartRadio's Tour of
the Century, which I think we can all agree it
really was.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh yeah, there'll never be another tour like that one.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
No, she boosted the global economy on tour.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's how big that tour was. Yeah, and mind blowing.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
This is it's also mind blowing too, because I'm trying
to figure this out out. I don't know how I'm
gonna do it, but it's gonna be corn beef, Guinness.
And then the iHeart Radio Music Awards for me on Monday's.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
And Mariah Carey, Mariah carry in There and Mariah Carry
in There. iHeart Radio Music Awards, Don't forget coming up
Monday the seventeenth, eight pm on Fox, of course, the
iHeartRadio app and right here on Kiss ninety five to seven,
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