Wednesday, August 9th 2023

The Best Of Courtney And Kiss In The Morning. War of the Roses. Courtney's Hollywood Report, Good News, and Pumpkin Spice is back!

Episode Transcript

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All the hits, Kiss ninety fiveseven Courtney and Kiss in the morning.
All right, it is time forWar of the Roses today. Oh,
we're going to Cromwell today. Wehave got Damon on the line. He
thinks his wife Jaya is cheating.Good morning, Damon, good morning,
Welcome to the show. I hopewe can help you out. I hope
so too. You know. It'sI'm you know, I was a little

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evident to reach out to you guys, but you know, like I gotta
find out what's going on. Well, what's happening, buddy, what's going
on? Long story short, I'mlike eighty five percent share my wife is
cheating on me. Like I'm notI'm not one dent share, but like
something just feels wrong in my spirit. Like we've been together for a hot

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minute, you know, and Okay, for the most part, things that
have been normal. But lately she'sbeen going out to the Friday hour,
like like happy hour after work,which is something she never used to do,
and like just a couple of monthsago, she just suddenly started doing
that. And like she's been talkingabout her work Hubby Jared all the time,

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talking about how like having fun togetherand she gave him to ride home,
and that just sounds it sounds weird, right, Well, I don't
know because Walmart Jeff is my workhusband, and I call everybody Walmart Jeff.
In fact, I think I hada painter in the house recently,
give me an estimate. And whenhe no, I swear when he left,
my girlfriend Ginger's like, you knowwhat, you called that painter Walmart

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Jeff like ten times. I'm likeI did, and the guy didn't even
flinch, he answered me crazy,Oh my god. So I feel like
her dropping Jared's name, the factthat you said that she's going a happy
hour and maybe would bring him homeand stuff that would concern me more than
her, just like dropping her workhusband's name, right, And like,
you know, I don't mind thatshe's out making friends, you know,

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but having been having a good time. Of course I want her to have
a good time. But like it'sjust weird that this is suddenly sorry to
happen, you know, and likeall of this is at the same time,
all right, So this is whatI want to do, Damon.
I want to call Jaya. Ithink what we should do is offer her.
Why don't we do you guys wantto offer her like a couple's massage.

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I don't care. Sounds good,okay, Jeff. I think we're
gonna offer a couple's massage and seewho she wants to join her. Okay,
we're gonna try to get some informationout. Damon, you're going to
be listening in at any point.If you want to jump in and confront
your wife, please do okay,all right, Oh boy, Okay,
who's the who's going to be theIt's not a forist? Is it you?

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Savannah today? Receptionist today? Yes? Yes, yes, he Hey
is this Jaya? Yes it isHey Jay. This is Lindsay calling you
from the spot at Cromwell. Howare you? Oh, I'm good?
How are you? I'm good?Thanks so much for asking. I'm calling
to let you know that you arethe winner of our friend program and that

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you have just want a free couple'smassage. Congratulations? Oh wow? Really
yeah, totesome, totally free ofcharge. You were referred by one of
your friends. You won the lottery, So congratulations. I have a little
card if you're willing to accept.Oh okay, sounds awesome. Yeah,
yeah, yeah awesome. So Ihave a card for the person that you

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would like to bring with you tothe couple's massage. It was fun to
surprise somebody. So if you havea message, I can take that for
you. M Let me think whoshould I send this to? Why don't
we? Why don't we? Whydon't we start with the message, and
then I can get all the otherinformation after. Okay, A message will
say don't know what I would dowithout you? Love you lots lots And

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then who can I address the cardtoo? Mm? Send this to my
best friend Valerie? To Valerie?Can we do everything? Valerie? Uh?
Damon, yea, yeah, Igotta jump. It is Courtney from
Kiss in the Morning. The spatreceptionist is Savannah Walmer. Jeff is on
the line, Jay, that's yourhusband, Damon on the line. You

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are on War of the Roses becausehe thinks you're cheating. Go ahead,
Damon, yo for real? Valerie, like out of all the people,
right, it's always weird that youwouldn't take me as your husband to go
with you to a couple's massage?Are you taking Valerie? Damon? What's

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what's going on here? I don'tunderstand what's going on here. Okay,
so you've been acting weird lately,Like for the last couple of months.
You never used to go out withthese work people. You know, before
you didn't even really like Valerie,And now all of a sudden, you're
going out every Friday. You're hangingout with these people you're going to spend

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time with, you know, theJared and you know all those other people
at your work, And now youget in the free couple's massage and you've
taken Valorie as opposed to your husband. Damon, you don't even like massages,
and Valerie is my best friend.We do everything together. You know

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that. Yeah, but that's notthe point. The point is is that
if a couple's massage something that youshould do with somebody who you know you're
in a relationship with. Okay,can I just get to the basics.
I really need to know Jay,Are you cheating on Damon? This is
what we're getting down to. Hethinks something fishy is going on because you're

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going out every Friday night and you'redropping your work husband, Jared's name all
over the place. I mean Valerie, Yeah, my girlfriend and I get
like couple's massages. We get ourpetty a cures together and all that,
so that's not that out of theordinary. But I think I think you
want to know, Damon, isshe cheating on you? Right? Of
course I'm not cheating on him.I've taught him so many times. I

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just need my time to do thingswith my friends. This is my girlfriends,
and nothing's going on with Jared.Definitely not. He's just a work
colleague. Okay, interesting, Allright, Well, listen, it's up
to you. I mean, Imean, listen, here's what I want
to do, because I know,Damon, you're frustrated and I feel like
in your I could hear it inyour tone that you don't believe her and
she's trying to be honest with you, and I hope you're being honest Jay.

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But she didn't write. If shesomething was going on with Jared,
she would have wrote his name inthe couple's massage. She told Savannah she
wanted to go with her best friendValerie. I get it. I think
what I should do is offer you, guys, couples counseling will pay for
it and it can work on someof those trust issues, break everything down
for you. What do you thinkI mean, I'm up for it.

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If she's up for it. Ijust think, you know, I just
I care so much, and Ijust think it's weird. You know that
the first person you thought of inthis was not your husband but a friend.
All Right, listen, I don'twant to upset everybody. I feel
like I feel like Jay is reallyupset at this point. To put you

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guys on hold, I'll give youmore information on the counseling and you guys
can work through it that way together. Okay, maybe you will after you
do a little counseling. Want todo the couple's massage together. It'll bring
it closer together. So I appreciateyou guys being on more of the roses.
I'm gonna put you both on hold. Is that okay? Yeah?
Okay? All the hits, Kissninety five seven, Courtey and Kiss of
the Morning, Hollywood Time. Ithas brought to you by M ANDT Bank.

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While organizers of the Maid in AmericaFestival have canceled this year's event citing
severe circumstances outside of production control,the headliner was Lizzo. Lizzo's facing a
new lawsuit by three of her formertouring dancers. Insiders say it's because of
all of the Lizzo allegations of thefestival has been canceled. Megan Fox,

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I think, is getting ready totell all you guys, announcing she's got
a new book of poetry posting.These poems were written in an attempt to
exercise the illness that had taken rootin me because of my silence. I've
spent my entire life keeping the secretsof men. My body aches from carrying
the weight of their sins. Myfreedom lives in these pages, and I
hope that my words inspire others.I'm a little worried. I mean,

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I'm not worried, but I'm interestedto see what she has to say,
are you, Savannah. I'm veryinterested to see what she has to say
about this whole machine gun Kelly cheating, not cheating drama. That's what I'm
pumped for. Her husband's stuff.I mean, the book is called Pretty
Boys Are Poisonous, so that's goingto be interesting. It hits Shells just
in time for the Christmas season.It hit Shells November seventh, and finally,

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Sierra and Russell Wilson are having anotherbaby. They shared their exciting baby
news and a video announcement on Instagram. She was posting, you look at
me like that again, and wemake another kid. You my heart,
I'm your rib And then she showedlike a video of her like her silhouette,
dancing by a pool. That's whyI don't look at my wife.
I don't want to hit more babies. Don't look at me barbed, don't

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look at this duration. You cancheck out that video and more and all
of these stories. Kiss ninety fiveseven dot com slash Courtney Taylor Swift just
let's just say it. Twenty twentythree is just call it Taylor Swift Gear.
That's it dominating the VMA's that scoopis coming up seven forty It is
Kiss ninety five seven Courty and Kissin the morning time for some good news.
And Savannah's got good news. AndI am one a Pumpkin spice lover.

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If you're a pumpkin spice lover,Yes, I'm so excited. It
is officially the best hume of theyear because Duncan just announced Pumpkin Spice is
back August sixteenth, and that theirnew fall menu is going to be back.
They'ven' announced what's going to be onthe fall menu yet. Sad face,
but we do know that it's coming, and I'm so pumped. I'm
sure they'll have their pumpkin spice donuts. I love their pumpkin spice latte.

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It's like, oh, it's justlike delicious treat. So everything pumpkin spice,
Jeff is like Jeff's gets overwhelmed withpumpkin spice. Yeah, because there's
so much of it. Yeah,there's so much of it. I can
really care less about pumpkin spice andjust let you know pumpkin spice in the
middle of August. So there yougo. Rum Bay. Yes, it's
early. It gets earlier every year, that is for sure, definitely gets
earlier. I've got good news forfans of Weird Barbie. Weird Barbie,

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the character of the Barbie movie,is now going to be a doll selling
for about fifty bucks. It's availablefor pre order right now. Pre order,
they're gonna then they're gonna ship it. I guess, honor before May
thirty first. So if you wantWeird Barbie, you can get it on
pre order right now for fifty bucksWalmart. I don't know you got this
morning. I'm nervous. This iscrazy. A Texas woman who was mowing

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her lawn. She was walking hera while mower, and all of a
sudden, a snake fell out ofthe sky and coiled around her arm and
started attacking her face. Yes,Courtney, stop it, he's lying.
Like a little garter snake fell outof a tree. What are you talking?
And this was like a four anda half foot long snake. But
that's not the worst part of thisstory. So as the snake is attacking

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her, a hawk swoops down andstarts attacking the woman that has the snake
on her arm. Finally, aftertwo and a half minutes, the hawk
was able to take the snake offthe woman's arm and fly away. Yes,
the woman is okay, but shesaid that she had was a lot
of like cuts and bruises and stuffon her face. There's no way that

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that story is real. I don'tbelieve that for one second. This was
from Yeah, this is from somenew station down in Texas. Do you
remember Amelia my cat? This isgonna be a random story. I was
riding my horse in a field andI heard some screeching, and I looked
up in a tree and there wasa hawk with a kitten in its talents,
And so I started screaming, andthe hawk dropped the kitten. Remember,

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Jeff had to take my shirt offand wrap the kitten, and the
hawk kept circling and my horse wasreally old and it wouldn't walk fast enough,
and I had no shirt on witha kitten in my arms, and
I was yelling for help. Iended up having that cat for sixteen years.
Yes, I believe that story,Jeff, thank you. This is
so chaotic. Yeah, I knowit is my god. I named my

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kitten Amelia for Amelia Earhart because shefell out of the sky. She was
a mean kid, she was amean cap and hey, I saved her.
What do you want? S postMalone chemical, all the Hands,
Kiss ninety five seven Corny and Kissof the Morning part least and attempted the
eighties Mega Millions one winner Florida.They're probably already retired, and now they've
got one point five billion dollars chillingand Florida somewhere. So anyway, the

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big news is pumpkin spices back.Savannah told us Dunkins Pumpkin a Little Spice
is coming back August sixteenth, AndI'm just thinking, first of all,
why do we have to wait likenow that you mention it, now,
I want it now, I haveto wait till the sixteenth. Yeah,
it's so unfair, so annoying.And I think pumpkin spice should be year
round. Ye why really, why, Jeff listen, it's getting suit.

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It used to be in October.It used to be okay, it's coming
out end of September or beginning ofOctober, and then it get earlier earlier.
Now it's coming out in August.Why do we just have pumpkin spice
year round? It's so good,I understand, don't break it. See,
I think you pumpkin spice lovers arein Please don't take this the wrong
way because ninety nine percent of pumpkinspice lovers are women, and women,

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i'd be careful. Yeah, isgonna say the women that tend to like
pumpkin spice are high maintenance. Ifyou ask me, you know why.
You know why? Because they makeus wait like this when it should be
available year round. I was justat Home Goods and there's pumpkin spice pillowcases.
Okay, oh my god, there'spumpkin spice toilet paper. There's so
many crazy pumpkin spice dying word,Why do we have to wait for like

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pumpkin spice coffee to come out?I feel like it should be year round.
Yeah, but if it's me,if it was year round, though,
you guys wouldn't get excited for itbecause they would always be there.
And I also feel like peppermint,for some reason, is a big another
big flavor that a lot of peoplewould like year round as well. No,
no, no, pumpkin spice isso far superior. It's a peppermint
like it is in a league ofits own. Needs to be here all

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the time, Like I'm Jones andfor my pumpkin spice. That's just my
thought. I don't know if anybodyagrees. I mean, feel free to
call us. Maybe we can getsome sort of petition together, or we
say, listen, we would likewhat about pumpkin spice Fridays? How about
how about you just have it everyFriday year round. I'd be pretty cool.
There's gonna be something we could dowithout. Like if you, if

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you're a punkin spice fan, youwant a year round call us, or
maybe you're like Jeff and you're like, I've had enough of it. It's
too much, and I have afourteen year old daughter, so coming up
in another way. Yeah, she'sgonna love it because it's trendy, it's
cool. You gotta be on it. And I will tell you my daughter's
high maintenance. So there you go. Stop, poor man. What do
you think? I would love tohear what you think? Eight six two

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four seven nine five seven. Ohthat's funny. Good morning, kiss?
Who's this hell Lenny? Welcome tothe show. We're just talking about pumpkin
spice. Duncan's Pumpkin Spices coming backAugust sixteenth. I feel like it should
be year round, what do youthink? So my sister would think it
should be year round, but she'salso high maintenance, so agree. I
agree with Jeff. I think pumpkinspice is yucky. Yeah, you know

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what, It's just too much becausepeople that drink the pumpkin spice have to
make it known that they're drinking pumpkinspice, and they let everyone know no
yeah, and then and then theyhave to post every pumpkin spice recipe ye.
And it's just I'm the peppermints toomuch, and I'm very I'm very
low maintenance, So I feel likepeppermint is a low maintenance drink. Okay,

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okay, Well, maybe if pumpkinspice was year around, we wouldn't
feel like they need to flaunt itso much, you know what I mean?
So maybe that fixes the issue.Yeah, no, I still think.
I still think those pumpkin spice Ilove Courtney, Listen, you love
me. I'm not high maintenance.I'm so low maintenance. Pumpkin spice has
become overwhelming. When you can seepumpkin spice oilet paper, I think we

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need to reel it in a little. Thank you so much for Colin.
You're welcome. Good morning, kiss. Who's this? My name is Megan,
Megan. We're talking about pumpkin spice. I think it should be year
round. What are your thoughts?Life? Okay? Around? I agree?
And Walmart says people who drink pumpkinspice are high maintenance. I do
not agree with that at all.I don't agree to I don't think I'm

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high maintenance. I can be okay, I'm pretty laid back. Okay,
I spoke a good pumpkin spice coffee. So here's the deal. Every woman
who says I'm not high maintenance isusually high maintenance. And I work with
two high maintenance women, and Ilive with two of them at my house.
Listen, it's you're outnumbered right now, Walmart. Jeff, You're gonna

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have to just take a back seedon this one, all right, Yeah,
yeah, take a back seat,Walmart. I thank you so much
for calling. And I'm looking forwardto the sixteenth when i can get my
punkin pumpkin spice alot Ted Duncan.Yes, I haven't marked in my calendar.
Awesome, Thank you so much forcalling. Thanks, have a great
morning, guys. All right,what do you think? Eight six oz,

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two four seven, nine five sevener all the hits, Kiss ninety
five seven Corny and Kiss in themorning. Hollywood Brought you by M ANDT
Bank Taylor Swift dominating the nominations forthis year's Video Music Awards, snagging eight
VMAs, including Video of the Yearfor Anti Hero. She already holds that
record for the VMA, She's alreadygot three three wins for a Video of

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the Year. Sizza followed close behindTaylor Swift, racking up nominations in six
categories, and then a bunch ofthem tying for five nominations, including Doja
cat Olivia Rodrigo Miley cyrus Nicki Minash. I'm surprised Ridiculousness and Jersey Shore weren't
nominated for VMA's because that's all theyplay on MTV. This is true,
round the clock. They don't evenplay any videos anymore. There's no music.

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There's no music. The VMA's returnedto New Jersey's Prudential Center September twelve.
Hosts and performers have not been announcedyet. Prince Harry's Royal Family's web
page has been updated and they tookaway his title. His Royal Highness is
now gone. He's being referred toon their website as the Duke or the
Duke of Sussex. The change obviouslyafter Prince Harry Megan Markles stepped back from

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their duties in twenty twenty. Theywere going to lose that. We already
knew that they were going to becalled the Duke or Duke of Sussex,
but the website wasn't updated until nowthree years now. I have no idea.
I have no idea. Hey,that microphone thrown by Cardib at a
fan was auctioned off for almost onehundred thousand dollars. Cardib through the microphone
in response to a fan to throwingsome water at her while she was performing.

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The auction proceeds, though, aregoing to two really good organizations,
the Wounded Warrior Project and the FriendshipCircle Las Vegas. Nice, and let
me tell you, I've got aphoto of the microphone. I don't know
if you've seen it, Jeff orSavannah. It is such a legit,
uh pos. It's we have thosemicrophones. That's what we use. It's

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not be dazzled like a Mariah Careymicrophone. There's nothing special about it is.
It is a run of the mill, white midline microphone. Nice.
Yeah, probably probably cost a couplehundred bucks, and it was auctioned off
for almost one hundred thousand dollars.You can see that microphone. Ed Moore
and all of these stories. Kissninety five seven dot com, slash Courtney,
all the hits, Kiss ninety fiveseven Courtney and Kiss in the Morning,

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a partly sunny attempts in the eighties. Good news for Weird Barbie fans.
If you're a big fan in aBarbie Weird Barbie, the character you
know from the movie, It's goingto be available as a doll now sells
for fifty bucks, which I thinkis a decent price. Barbies are pretty
expensive nowadays, and you can getit on pre order right now, like
now until August eighteenth. Do yourpre order. They are going to be

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shipping on or before May thirty first. That is my good news. And
I know Savannah is gonna make Pumpkinspice lovers very happy this morning. Oh
yes, August sixteenth is going tobe a national holiday because Duncan's Pumpkins Spice
is back. They also announced thatthey're going to be releasing their fall menu
on the sixteenth. They haven't saidwhat's gonna be on it, but I

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am hype. I will be atthe Duncan drive Through first thing on the
sixteenth. Kay wow. Actually,I'll be on my honeymoon, So as
soon as I get back from myhoneymoon, I'll be in the dunkind Through.
I'll do it for you for sure. Pumpkin spokes is everything. And
I know, Jeff, you've gota story about a killer hawk. Yeah,
get it. This is a crazystory. So a woman mowing her
lawn in Texas. She was walkingmind her push mower. All of a

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sudden, a snake fell of thesky. This snake wrapped around this woman's
arm and started biting her face.Now, if you're if you're thinking to
yourself, oh, that's horrible.What you know, how could it get
any worse? Well, what happensnext is a hawk comes swooping down from
the sky and starts attacking the woman'sface because that's what the snake was clinging

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on to. What. Okay,that's what I was gonna say. I
can see it because the hawk wasprobably eating the snake, and the snake
was probably when it fell out ofthe sky, just fighting for its life,
didn't realize it was a woman's face. Yeah, exactly. So now
the woman has a snake attacking herand a hawk. Eventually, the hawk
was able to grab the snake andfly away. The good news here is
the woman recovered from all of herinjuries and she was able to mow the

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lawn again. Oh wait, shekept mowing the lawn. Yeah, the
lawn, the one the lawn worksgoing to get done somehow. Wait wait,
wait, wait, wait wait wait. This woman got attacked by a
snake, then a hawk, thensaved by the hawk from the snake,
and then just proceeded to mow herlawn. Yeah, and then she went
to urgent care shortly thereafter. Okay, well, good for her. You

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know, I'm glad she's okay.I'm guessing the snake didn't make it out
a lot. Oh no, badnews for the snake, losing battle for
the little snakey poo. If you'vegot good news or I guess bad eight
six out two four seven nine fiveseven out