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Victoria thinks her husband is cheating. He took off for a few hours on Thanksgiving and she wants to know where he went. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for War of the Roses. We're going to Ellington
this morning. Yeah, Victoria is on the phone. She has
a problem with her husband. His name is Dave. Good morning, Victoria,
good morning. Hey, what's going on? Well, first of all,
welcome to the show. I hope we can help you.
What's going on with your husband, Dave?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi? Yeah, thank you, I do too. My husband, Dave
has been acting very secretive for the past few months, okay,
and I mean, you know, things like being secretive with
his phone, turning it over, taking calls in the garage,
okay and so on. Thanksgivy morning. I actually asked him

(00:38):
to run out and get a few sticks the butter,
you know, always a few short, always short, a few
stick the butter, always, I mean. And he was gone
for over an hour, and when he came back, he
was just like, oh, well they were out of butter.
And I honestly, who I don't believe him?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Who was on a butter the grocery store?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's shot. Yeah, And if you're gone for over an hour,
you know, it's like you see one grocery stores out,
try another one. But in any case, my honest to
God instinct is that I think he was another woman's house.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, it's so this is sounding like very suspicious. I'm
with you on that. I mean as far as the
like being secretive with the phone, taking phone calls outside.
I don't like that, but we are. It is the
holiday season, right, so there could be surprises being planned
and things like that. But the fact that he went
missing on Thanksgiving for over an hour, it's a little suspect. Okay,

(01:38):
So then this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna
put you on hold. You're gonna be listening, and we're
gonna call your husband, Dave. We're gonna try to get
some information out of him. You know how war the
roses goes. We'll offer roses and uh, you'll be listening
in the whole time. At any point if you want
to confront your husband, just jump right in. Okay, all right,
something something's weird, you don't I mean an hour for butter?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh maybe you stop to get beers.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Maybe he cried in his.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hello, Hi, good morning is Dave there?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah? Yeah, this is Dave.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Hey, Dave, this all right?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I thought you were somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, now this is uh, this is a coal from
Flowers Express. How are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Uh cool? Yeah, right on.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm glad to hear you're doing cool. That's a new
one for me. Anyways, Hey, I was calling and just
let you know that you actually won a dozen roses
in our online weekly contest. Congratulations, man, wait really yeah?
Oh really yeah, this is an amazing deal.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Basically what I didn't really enter any contest.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, we got your we got your number here, and
you won. So anyways, this is a pay for promotion.
We're not going to send the flowers to you. We're
actually gonna send the flowers to Sewing on your behalf.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
So basically like you guys are gonna send flowers to
sum that I choose, and it's gonna be like from me.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yep, free of charge. A lot of times guys will
send these to their wives or girlfriends or both, mother, sister, aunt,
you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh so okay, I get it, I get it. Yeah No,
that sounds cool.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
All right, let's do it because I got I got
stuff going on. So we can attach your cards to
these flowers. If there's a message you'd like me to
read on the.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Card, Uh yeah, I just trying to write something like
you're the boss at work. But I'm the boss in
the bedroom. Oh I think she'll get that. She'll get it.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You're the boss at work. I'm the boss in the.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Bedroom, exactly like that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Man, all right, I gotcha, I got you. I got you.
So all right? So, uh who shuld I address the
cards to?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh? Yeah, so these are going to be going to Shelley,
Shelley Shelley?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, Yeah we can hook Shelley flowers. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh wow, you are not saying roses to your wife
because Shelley is not your wife's name.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Dave, Oh wait, what I gonna jump in?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
What I gonna jump your wife?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm jumping in real quick. Hey, David's Courtney, Savannah's in
the room. The florist's Walmart. Jeff, you're on the radio.
You're on Kiss ninety five seven. You're on War of
the Roses. Your wife, Victoria is on the line.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Go ahead, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you are so crude because I knew that there
was something going on with you, and I knew that
you were cheating the second you were out and about
for over an hour, almost two hours on Thanksgiving and
come back without any butter.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
You crazy, such a sleeve bag who's Shelley?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Who's Shelly?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Wait? No, baby, no, baby, it's just a baby babe.
I mean, like, come on, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Why don't you tell her who Shelley is.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Shelley is his boss, mass Yeah, she's my boss.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
And it's like it's just a joke. It's just like
a work joke, you know, that's all. I mean. I did. No,
I didn't know what was going on with these with
these flowers and nothing. But I'm just like, cool, if
she's gonna get some flowers, then it'll be kind of
like a cool, funny joke.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know, you just said you wrote in the card
you're the boss in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Who does that? You're all married? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh ha ha ha, you're a married man. That's not funny.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
It's really yeah, no, I'm married. Man. That's my boss
is married. I mean like it's you know, yeah, that's
why it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You think her husband, you said, do you think her
husband is going to be okay with you sending her
flowers and writing in the card you're the boss in
the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Maybe. I mean, I don't know, man, Look, I'm just
trying to look I get No, I'm not caught doing
not what you're talking about. I caught I just got
a call from like giving away free flowers, and I'm
just make a little joke. I mean, come on, I
knew it was on a radio. I knew this was it.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
So Jo failed. You failed to send your own wife
flowers on the radio, and you ratted yourself out as
being a cheating juice.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Maybe listen, I mean, look, looks the first person that
came to mind. I'm like trying to get ready for work.
I was thinking about work, you know what I mean?
Maybe that's why Where were you on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Where were you on Thanksgiving that you couldn't come home
with a damn stick of butter?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
You went missing? Look Thanksgiving? Every grocery store butter on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Victoria, listen, I want to offer you couples counseling. We
always pay for it. If this is something you want
to do with Dave, We're going to pick up the tab.
I don't think we're going to get to the actual
bottom of it, but I think we're all in agreement
that something inappropriate is happening between your husband and his boss.
Do we agree?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, okay, Victoria, I want to offer you that Okay,
I'm going to put you on hold. I'll give you
all the scoop.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, Victoria right,