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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five seven The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update,
No Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Part super gonna be sunny in upper fifties today. Can
we just go ahead and forget about what happened yesterday
when the Mariners played their first ALCS Series game in
a quarter century at home and got blown out thirteen
to four. Yeah, because they still need the series two
to one, and they go again tonight with another chance
to wipe our memories like men in Black.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It's totally fine. Marcers have four games to win two,
it's fine. Everything's fine. Blue Jays were due.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We never even said they were gonna sweep the whole thing,
and we never even said that that.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We never even thought that they were due. You're one
hundred percent rate.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hope that doesn't happen again tonight because that was Sam
Moving on. Millions of people globally, including over one and
a half million people in the great state of Washington,
are going to practice the life saving drop cover and
hold on. It's the earthquake drill. It's the annual International
Shakeout Day. That's today.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Drop cover and hold on, not stop, drop and roll.
That's for when you're on fire, but in an earthquake,
it's stop drop its drop cover, drop.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Cover and hold on and hold on? Man, has this
been around like forever? The stop drop and roll? People
really knew they had to drill. They really marketed that way,
really did. I don't remember anything but stop drop and roller.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So stop drop and roll and and then it became
a TikTok thing for a while stop dropping but like
a yes, But so the drop cover and draw is
that new? No, Like it's been around the same amount
of time as stop dropping roll, not the same amount
of time, But it's not new. Drop drop cover and
(01:45):
hold on doesn't have the same No, it doesn't have
the same Maybe we should roll off the tongue the
same way. Yeah, but we don't want people rolling around
during an earthquake. We want them to hold on. So
we can't get that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, Anyway, if you happen to be near the coast,
get ready for tsunami horns.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Also, well, what's the tsunami one?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The tsunami horns are like, yes, yes, of course they
have to test those once a year, and you know
people are gonna freak out. You know, you got this
dude over at Westport, Like I'm taking a day off
and I don't care, and then all of a sudden,
so you know, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Just a test, right, it's a good time. Everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
The CIA has been authorized to operate inside Venezuela to
clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs. A
judge's ordered the administration to immediately hauled efforts to lay
off roughly four thousand federal workers during the government shutdown,
calling the move unlawful. Smucker issuing Trader Joe's, alleging the
grocery chains new frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are
eerily similar to uncrustables, which are delicious. Domino's Pizza is
(02:50):
about to look and sound a lot different. They have
a new makeover and a catchy jingle by Shaboozi. It
is pretty catchy. Now it goes like Dominoes click click,
and the click click is when the dominoes click together
like dominos.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, so it's not a takeoff of his hit.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, it's just him going Dominos click click. He doesn't
say click click. Oh you'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay. The K pop dema not know what he need.
They need to have Shaboozi do the stop hang on
and roll or what was it called against? Drop cover
and hold on him? Do that?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I know right then we'd care in sports Thursday night football,
the Bengals host the Steelers, and Kraken are at Ottawa
to night.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So we got a lot to do this morning. Uh,
we may or may not have a fresh meat game
for Putt Sound Showdown. We're not sure because we may
have set a precedent to allow somebody to take a
day off, and we have to find out from the
person who is the current champion if they're planning on
being here tomorrow, and it's just a whole thing. Well,
(03:58):
it's a fresh meat game no matter what. But no,
Tony and Federal Way. Oh, yes, it's a fresh meat
game regardless regards today. Yes, it just depends on whether
or not today's champion would meet the current chip. Yes,
it is a fresh meet game today, no matter what.
If you missed the last showdown, we'll play it next.
(04:20):
It's been sixty one days. It'll be believe. It'll be Tuesday,
December sixteenth, live from Seattle Children's as we raise as
much money as we can for the Uncompensated Care Fund
now outside of the one day radiothon We also have
a bunch of other things that go in there along
with our online auction stuff, but there's also the movie.
(04:41):
And every year we do it at the North Bend
Theater in North Bend, and every year we throw up
there the well. What started as the world's greatest worst
movie ever, and that was Greased, who sold out the
movie theater two hundred and fifty tickets thirty five bucks
a pop, singing, dancing, good times. I got COVID. It
was great. It was great. And then the next year
(05:03):
we did Xana Do Bad movie still sold it out
really bad. Next year after that, Mama mea Hey, we
turned it around.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Lots of fun.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
This year, it's been voted Little Chop of Horrors will
be the movie. Tickets will be going on sale shortly.
The movie's going to be at the end of January.
That's when we do it. We get radio thon out
of the way, we do the thing, we do the holidays,
and we come back from the holidays and it will
be at the end of January at the North Bend Theater.
Little Chop of Horrors is going to be the movie
that we have all agreed.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
On, and I think I'm gonna have to have a
special singing and dancing section on the side, because this
this is like, I'm so excited. This is my what
do you call it, my opus? Like I love every song.
I want to be up and singing and dancing, and
I know that a lot of people are gonna want
to join me, maybe like the right side in the back,
(05:55):
so that we're not in anybody's way. Like I need
a section, the Jody singing and dancing section. Every good
stadium has a section where the people are crazy. Every
good stadium has one, and so the North Bend Theater
needs one too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
My god.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So again, it'll be at the end of January. We
will let you know the moment the tickets go on sale,
because all that stuff is being done behind the scenes
and they're putting the website together and it's all ready
to go. But but we're excited because I mean, here
it is October sixteenth. We've already figured out the movie
figured out, and so everybody behind the scenes putting all
this stuff together was thrown by the fact that we
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already have the movie ready to go. We just have
to get the tickets on sete.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And you know how we usually played Pigetton showdown on stage,
and we usually have some gifts to give away.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yes, you know what the gifts should be this year.
Gifts this year should be plans plan because the movie. Now,
I've never seen Little Shoppahearts, but I know that you've
got the giant.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Right, it's an alien. It's a it's an alien. Yeah,
but it's a fly trap right right, it's a venus
fly trap. There's a total eclipse of the sun and
and it's an alien. You'll see anyway. Our plants won't
eat people. I'll just get them from from Low's three
bucks a popka, and.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
We're going to give away plans. You are so proud
of yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sure? Why not?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Sure? Why not? Text saved me a seat? I know
every song by heart. There'll be no seat saving.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You have to buy a seat, right and if you
want to sit in what are we calling it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Is this your section? Yeah? I don't know what are
we calling it?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Jody's special singing and dancing area on the right side
of the that's really long, too long. It needs to bet.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It needs to be something that can be quickly put
on a side. This sing along section, but the whole
thing is a sing along. Yeah, what are you gonna
call it?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Jody's special area for people who want to dance and
don't want to block anybody else's view. There you go, Okay,
it's catch.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Holes right off the tongue, Come like that. Stop dropping?
What's what the hell is the new one? Drop cover
and hold on?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
That's the earthy thing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, that was in Jody's news earlier this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It does. Today's the Great Shakeout. So if you're anywhere
near a tsunami evacuation zone, you might hear some wh
alarms going off. And at ten sixteen, millions of people
are gonna, you know, be involved in this because we
are in an area where they're expecting more earthquakes. It's
(08:35):
not a spoiler, it's a fact. They want you to
have two weeks of supplies because in case the infrastructure
gets knocked out, so you have to have water and
food in the house. Do you no, you don't have
bottles of water?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, we have bottles of water. We have two weeks worth,
two weeks of water. And why ten six oh, today's
ten ten sixteen? Why? Why? Today? This is just the
data is it's a Great Shakeout Day. Don't be surprised.
But we're not going to hear the horns here. No,
the sirens blaring here only on the coast, would you
(09:10):
like my impression, is the shakeout happening here? Everywhere? It's
happening everywhere, yeah, but also here, and it's happening here.
It's holding. But you just said it's not happening here
the sirens and the blaring and the stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because we're not by the coast. The sirens and the
blaring is for the coast Okay tsunami evacuation.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So what's going to happen here at ten sixteen?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Because I want you to be alert that if we
go over to the sales area and like Rory's under
his desk, that's why they'll be like Rory, get.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Up first, practicing for the great No one's going to
be doing this. You think anybody's gonna be doing this
at ten sixteen?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't know. I like to think that some people
have a heightened awareness of the fact that we could
have a huge earthquake and they should be ready.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You know how I feel about emergency preparedness. You know
you've seen my car. You know what's in the back
of my car and.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
In my garage.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I hope I can get to my garage. I'm stuck
here with you. I only got two protein bars and
I know you're gonna want one. The Mariner's game yet lost.
We just move on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
We're all trying to forget about it, which just doesn't matter.
Game Force tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What did Lasso say, be a goldfish. That's right, let's
just be a gold goldfish. Forget about it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, nothing happened that. When you think about it, you
didn't think the Mariners were going to sweep the Blue
They were due. Yep, they were due. All right, So
we're fine. Still the series two to one. We're gonna
go again tonight and five thirty three. Mariners have four games,
got to win two to win two. Yeah, that's it.
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Everyone just relaxed, totally fine, keep that good positive fine.
Seattle City Council approved a point one percent public sales
safety tax for next year, projected to generate nearly forty
million dollars next year for public safety costs including substance
abuse treatment and homelessness. Dozens of reporters turned in access
badges and exited the Penta on yesterday rather than agreed
(11:01):
to government imposed restrictions on their work. The only network
to stay was the One America News network. The Israeli
government set to hold state memorial ceremonies for the victims
of the October seventh attack amid increasing anger that the
bodies of several hostages have not been returned. Faulty engineering
that's what led to the implosion of ocean Gate Titans
(11:22):
submersible that killed five people on the way to the
wreck of the Titanic that was already back in twenty
twenty three. They just concluded that in a report yesterday.
For the first time since the Henley Passport Index was
created twenty years ago, the United States is no longer
ranked among the world's top ten most powerful passports. Once
unrivaled at number one about a decade ago, the American
(11:43):
passport has now slumped to twelfth place, tied with Malaysia.
Pop Tarts will now start offering protein rich breakfast tarts.
I don't know why that took so long. Grub Hub
says seventy two percent of college students have accidentally slept
through a late night delivery order. So they're offering s
new insurance, which is very funny. Jim Carrey said to
start a live action version of The Jetsons, and it's wort.
(12:06):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I knew that was a fresh meat game because our champion,
Tony and Federal Way needed the day off to go
do something at work, and because we've already sept the
president to where we've had a former champion go on vacation,
clear it with us first, and we allowed that. Reasonable people.
We allowed the vacation to take place because we are reasonable,
(12:30):
reasonable people. So Tony has the day off, so we're
gonna do a fresh meet game today and whoever wins
day's game will take on Tony tomorrow when Tony comes back. Exactly.
It works out great because then it'll be everybody's second game.
More Nile Nightmare, Haunted House passes on the line again.
We'll do that in a half hour at seven five. Now, though,
(12:52):
do you have a kid who plays soccer? Do you
have a kid who plays soccer for a team with
a coach that makes her own rule? That would be
one Jody Brothers.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I have long misunderstood why pinatas are not used for
more things.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Now if you stop talking right there? Uh huh, I
want but let that sink in. I set it up
by saying, if you don't have a soccer coach for
your kids like Jody, And the first thing out of
Jody's mouth is, you know, you know, piatas don't get
(13:33):
used enough outside of what you normally use, a pinata four.
Let that sink in for a second. Way do you
think Jody uses pinata is four? Because I've seen the video.
It's brilliant. But if you just leave that alone, what
would you be thinking?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right? I mean, look, you know I grew up playing
soccer my whole life. I don't even know if I've
ever told you this.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
On the air. We were number one of the nation
my junior year when I don't know if I've mentioned before.
So was this something that you that your coach used?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I came up with it when we started coaching.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was the assistant coach when Josh was in kindergarten
because I thought, I don't think that I can talk
nicely enough to kindergarten boys who aren't good at soccer,
so I shouldn't be the head coach. I'll be the
assistant coach.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So the assistant coach doesn't actually do the coaching. You're
just there to help collect the soccer balls that are
being kicked. No, I just didn't want to be in
charge of the whole thing, so I could walk away.
So hold on, yeah again, Hold on a second. So
you're telling me that if you were, in fact the
head coach of kindergarten kids, Huh, you were afraid you'd
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be like, hey, timmy, you suck go sit down, That's
what you'd be afraid of.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I mean, I wouldn't have said it like that, but yes,
you infer it, right, because the kindergarten kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
But then in first grade I took over as the
head coach. Sure, of course, because one year is a
big difference from where did the piatas come into play.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So first grade was the first year I started doing this.
I thought, we need to be better at soccer, We
need to be better at learning soccer. What can I
do to interest these boys in getting better? And I thought,
maybe I'll hang a pinata from the goal and then
they'll care about scoring.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Brilliant. I like, by the way, how you got to
that point by thinking to yourself? You know what, Yeah,
we need to be better, better at soccer, better at soccer.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And so every year that I was the coach, we
did the pinada practice, which takes place two weeks before
Halloween so it can be first in on campus.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Because if you do it after Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
With your extra candy, everyone knows you're just trying to
get rid of your extra candy buy a sixteen dollars piniad.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Right, But that doesn't change the fact that you're trying
to get the kids better at soccer.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So I said, I said to Josh, you know because
I'm I have a U sixteen team. Now I have
twenty one sixteen year old boys. I said to Josh,
the boys still like candy, right, And He's like, are
you talking about the pinata? Are we doing the Pinada'm like, yet,
half these kids don't know me. Half these kids have
never I've been on the team with me. They're going
to be excited. And so we did the pinada practice
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on Tuesday. So I suspend a pinada from the goal
and then they take penalty shots one at a time.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How long did it take to break the pinada?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh my god, it took forever. I had to let
them all shoot the ball at once. I went one, two, three,
twenty shots. No, and you have to hit the pina
pinada a number of times to break, of course, because
that's no joke.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Finally I let them.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I was like, I can see candy wrappers through the side.
Go ahead, and you tell sixteen year old boys to
go ahead and destroy the pinata.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And that's exactly what happened. So did you introduce a
bat to soccer?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No, okay, no, still the ball, Still the ball, still
the ball, No bat that We're just hitting a pinaday.
And we do a show for the people, you being
the people, and we always try to make it eas
easy as possible for the people to win the prizes
that we have. And this morning is no different because
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this morning we have tickets for Nile My Mare, Haunted
House Repugents showdown, our reigning champion Tony and Federal Way
has one win. But she can't play today.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Because she has some big meeting at the office, so
she can't work commitment.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
She's a work commitment. So she said, actually she didn't
even ask if she could stay. No, she just said
thanks for the time, and we said hold it. Because
a precedent has been set. We've let people go on
vacation for God's sake. If you spend their championship run right.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
If you have a good, valid reason. We are not
unreasonable people. That's what everyone says about us. And we're
open to holding your spots. We're not unreasonable. We'll hold
your spot if you have a good reason.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And this is apparently a good reason.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So's ninety five to seven.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's set from Belleview to Bellingham, from span Away to Shoreline.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's time to throw down.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Huge.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It sounds show down. So it's gonna be a fresh
meet game today. We need two brand new contestants to play.
Whoever wins today will take on Tony in Federal Way
tomorrow and it'll both be your second game exactly, and
then the winner tomorrow will go on to be the
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champion to play for another Yeah day perfect Yeah eight
seven seven nine zero one zero nine Fine the jet.
It's Jody and Bender. Hi, here we go, Puget sound showdown.
It's a fresh meat game. Joel is in Stanwood, Hi, Joel,
good morning. Peggy is in Rent and she's very excited.
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Hi Peggy, hid Hi, Jody, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
God, nice fresh meat customers.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So the way this is gonna work fresh meat game,
you guys play. The winner of today's game will take
on Tony and Federal Way, who is our reigning champion
but had a big work meeting and couldn't get out
of it. So everything's fine, Everything's okay. Whoever wins today,
you'll be a champion and you get Nile Nightmare, Hunted
house passes. Okay, Yeah, Peggy's gonna jump through the phone.
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I have the questions this morning. You guys are gonna
buzz in with your name when you know the answer.
First person of five wins.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Who's Calvin brought us? Junior? Jody Snoop Dogg's snoop dog
Modern family is primarily made up of how many families? Joe, Joel,
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kny Uh, Peggy, you can steal it? Three?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It took to Longel, Come on, manute, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I said three. No, No, you said three. After the buzzer,
it'll be arguing with the judges. This is not the
way you score points. Early on, Michael Jackson played a
scarecrow in what nineteen seventy eight movie Peggy Peggy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The Wizard of.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Joel. You can steal it.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I have no idea, Jody. It's the Wiz, The Wiz Whiz,
one of my favorite viz and The Whiz is.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Coming to the Paramount Theater in February. Is it really Yes?
It is The Wiz. Could be a movie in the
future for radio or I'm sure. Scoreboard, I have two.
Peggy has won. Joel not yet on the board. Finish
this slogan. Maybe she's born with it, Jody. Maybe it's
me Lean. What's the baby's name in the Incredibles? Wow?
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Jody Jack Jack scoreboard, I now have four. Peggy has won,
Joel not yet on the board. Can you spell plaid?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Joel?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Joel? P o ai D and Joe's on the board.
Most adults have? How many teeth Joel? Joel? Twenty six? Peggy,
you can steal it? Twenty four? Where are you guys from?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can't imagine your neighborhood. It's a lot of missing teeth, Jody.
For the wind, I answer this right, I know the answer. No,
don't answer Okay, the twelve we're looking for thirty two
thirty two? Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Everyoight?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
They both hung up?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
They did?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
They both hung up. They're both gone. That can't be right.
They both hung up.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, well I knew the answer anyway. I was just
letting this stretch on because it was so bad.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I was both contestants in the middle of the game,
just started giving the betting. We lost them both at
the same time. I know it's giving the busy signal.
All right, well let's continue. You're ready, let's continue. We
start back at zero zero, We start back at.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Zero zero, Jody, Well, they only have one apiece, so
let's start back at one to one.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, So Joel you're there, Peggy, you're there, correct, Yeah,
I mean, we've never continue a game based off of
technical difficulty. We can wipe my four out if we want, Yes,
let's do it. Okay, So, so Jody's going to start
at zero, but let's see if she can catch you
guys again, my god, So if you wind up with
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nine before they can finish the game, and I don't
even have that many questions, are you guys ready? What
company makes butterfingers? Joel Natale? Here you go, there you go, Joel.
Look out, hey, what does f M stand for?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Joey?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Frequency modulation? In baseball? How many sides does home plate have?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Joel Joe.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Three, Peggy, you can steal it.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Five?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Hey, Joel, kind of baseball you're playing? I would like
I'd like the Mariners last night it was a wrap
home Plate's a triangle? That's good? Scoreboard. Joel and Peggy
each have two.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I only have one.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What Buddy Cop movie starred Sylvester stallone and Kurt Russell?
Joel Rocky Really, Peggy, you can steal it? Tango and
Chat Tango and can very nice? Who was the original
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host of the Daily Show? Joe, you got in there?
Go ahead? Are you just still then?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
For the love of God, Pegan, you can steal it?
John Stewart, Jody Craig Kilbourne scoreboard. Peggy has three Joel
and I have two. What band did the song band
on the run? Jody Wings? What was Miley Cyrus's TV
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alter ego? Peggy Jaggy Tannah Montana scoreboard? Peggy now has four?
I have three. Joel has two. How many squares on
a bingo card?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Joel?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Joel twenty five? What's Bluey's sister's name? Peggy? She got
in there, Peggy, Joel, you can steal it?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Ready, Jody Jennifer Saunders looking for bingo scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh, Peggy has four, Joel has three, and so do I.
Which cartoon would its characters be drinking duff beer? Joel?
Joel ten sence fall.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You would you believe it's a full house, and I
have three? So the potential for a triple full house
here is very, very full house.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
From two people fifteen minutes ago who said, combine, there's
thirteen teeth in an average person's mouth.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
By cheo with the back ones when it's hard, like
if it's a nut or something, you chew at the back.
If it's something sobbed like good her mashed potatos.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
You could turn. You could chew with the front teeth. Sorry,
in what state? In what state would you find the
town of Tombstone? Peggy Peggy for the win, Arizona Jao.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
By seven The Jets, Sody and Mornings and Seattle's Variety
of the eighties and nineties and more.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Seven ninety seven The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No over, my good friends, that Carter super Well Marrier's
played yesterday, but we don't have to talk about it much.
The important thing is they lead the series two to one.
They go again tonight at five thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
The important thing for the Mariners is they have four
games to win two of them. That's it, yep, And.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The statistics are that that's certainly possible. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
The Blue Jays were dude, everything's fond ninety what's his face?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Needed a hit? He got his hit due he came.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Was it a triple away from a cycle having he'd
be only the second player in Major League Baseball history
hit for the cycle and the Yeah, but like fine,
every by the way, can we please stop having the
local news be at the ferry dock talking to Blue
Jays fans coming in from stop it. Get why are
we giving them attention?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
You know how the news people. But why are we
giving them attention? Because that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Stop it. They got they got the dancing fish, they
got the everyone's excited. They got to talk about the
Canada people.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, we don't need to talk about the Canada people.
Don't give Blue Jay fans the time of day. Yeah,
stop it. You see their dumb faces yesterday?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So happy? Who gave them towels swirling their towels? Welcome
to America, Look at them, dumb faces, got dumb faces
on Get out of here. They If you notice the
bunch of people hunder their desks at work today at
around ten sixteen, that's because it's the annual International Shakeout Day.
This is the event which includes a simultaneous drill at
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ten sixteen. If you're by the coast, you'll hear the sirens.
Everyone's here for the earthquake drill. It's drop drop cover
and copper and hold on. Yep, drop cover and hold
on and hold on.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It's to get everybody ready for our next Uh. It's
the earthquake. It's going to happen. We all know it's
gonna happen. It's okay. Dozens of reporters turned into access
badges and exited the Pentagon yesterday rather than agree to
government impose restrictions on their work. A judge has ordered
the administration to immediately halt efforts to lay off roughly
four thousand federal workers during the shutdown, calling the move unlawful.
(28:33):
Faulty engineering was what led to the implosion of ocean
gates Titans submersial that killed five people on the way
to the reck of the Titanic two years ago. People
might actually reach their mental and emotional peak at around
age sixty.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
That accords.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's according to new research that finds that while physical
strength declines since the mid twenties, your intelligence, personality, emotional intelligence,
and decision making continue to improve.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
So we're just getting better. We're just getting better. We're
just getting It's just like I thought. That's right.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Remember when I said it seems like you and I
are just getting better and better, just getting better.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Smuckers isssuing Trader Joe's alleging the new frozen peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches are very similar to Delicious uncrustables. Ben's
Original has issued a recall for three of its rice
products sold by Amazon, Target and other retailers due to
the possibility of small stones in the packaging. It's no
big deal. The average selling price for a new vehicle
hit fifty thousand dollars for the first time last month.
(29:29):
This from Kelly Blue Book. Domino's Pizza about to sound
and look different with a new makeover and a catchy
jingle by none other than Shaboozy.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Wait till you hear it on the radio, it's him
going Domos. Are you making this up? No? Diane Keaton's
no that's I'm not making up. I listened to it
this morning. It's it's not even a cover of his
own song.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
No, it's him going DOMI knows, and then it goes
click click, the sound of two dominoes clicking together. Diane
Keaton's family said she died of pneumonia. Tom Cruise and
Anadharmis have split up, so Bender can now put her
back on his hall pass list.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Thirteen fourteen, fifteen years old. Who you know still's costing
you money?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I met some people on the street in West Seattle
the other day pushing a little six month old baby,
and we were talking about it, you know, and I
feel like such your grandma. I'm like, I got one
of fourteen years old now, and we were talking about
how every age should be your favorite age, you know,
like having a baby's great, having a toddler's great, having
an elementary school kid is great, and now having a
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teenager is great. But every new age group reveals new
things that you were previously unaware of. Like, for example,
my kid turns fifteen in December, so we have to
sign him up for his permit, like to take his
driving school, like to get his defensive driving Yes, in
so you'd get the permit. And I don't know anything
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about it. But the good news for me is that
I have friends. Josh's friends moms have older kids, so
I just asked them and I'm like, where are we
where do the kids do it? And they told me
the defense of driving school that they like in West Seattle,
And I went to sign him up yesterday online and
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw
how much it costs to take defensive driving lessons. Do
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you remember when Bailey and Jordan got their permits?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I remember Bailey's, but I don't remember it being that
much to where it shocked me the way it shocked you.
Seven hundred and thirty nine dollars. I don't It's no,
I don't remember it being that much money.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And then there's add ons like if you want to
do the stick shift ninety minute lesson or a collision
avoidance lesson.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Let's stop you right there. Yeah, what school believes you
can learn how to drive a stick in ninety minutes
because it's going to take you at least a few
days to burn through a few clutches.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, to learn how to drive a stick? O? Can
you imagine how frustrating it would be be the person
who teaches.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I learned how to drive on a stick. So that
to me was like, I just I just remember, you
guys are so cool who can still drive stick? I'm
very fixed. I'm I learned. I had some boyfriends teach
me on some jeep wranglers, and I never could get
the the equilibrium. What's the word the hit the timing
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of the clutch timing.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, I slam the clutch down and then I slam
the gas down. I think I could get somewhere, but not.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
On these hills. My my red car is a full
blown stick yeah. And I'm not talking paddle shifters. I'm
not talking like the you know, you can throw it
into the techtronic where you've got a stick shift in
your car, but you don't have a clutch, right, that
doesn't count. I have all those in my car.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, No, I'm talking like an actual stick shift. I'm
very impressed with people who can drive stick anyway. You
can add that on, and then you have to add
on the knowledge test and the skills touch, which are
required if you want your license. So all of this
comes out to eight hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Is that pass or fail? You pass or fail eight
hundred and forty dollars. Now your son is old enough,
uh huh to have some sort of gig. I mean,
what's the equivalent these days? Because nobody has a paper
route anymore. But what's the equivalent of, like, hey, go
get a job.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well, uh, the girl's babysit. The boys don't tend to
want a babysit. He tried to get it over he
could do rover. He tried to get a job with
the fish Sticks, the baseball team that plays in White Center.
He tried to get a job with them over the
summer because they're the only ones who hire fourteen year olds.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
And they didn't hire.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Him, And so I emailed, of course, and I was like,
excuse me, pardon me, My son, Joshua wants a job.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And they were like, oh, we must have missed his application.
I was like, here, well, he'll resubmit it. So he
resubmitted it and they did not call him back. So
I therefore, it's because nobody needs an overbearing mother. What
are you taught about?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Nuts? They would have sold a home ticket every time
that kid got to work. That's true because I would
have been the stands going, hey, Joshua.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Text that's the typical cost. But at the same time,
it's worth. The teaching kids to drive is insane. I
know it's important, we know it's important. We're talking about
how expensive was I genuinely do not remember it costing
that mun Bailey's only what five years removed from getting
her from going through all this, I don't remember being shocking.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Well, different driving schools cost different amounts. This particular driving school,
I'm not going to call them out. They have many locations.
I'm not gonna call them out. It's a really popular one.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, it's the one that has so many locations.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Maybe you took her to a different school, like the
Kent Association for Whatever Drivers or whatever it was called.
Like if you want to be the okayist driver in Kent, that's.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Right, And now she's the okayst driver in down to California.
It's fine. I can't believe how much of that cost.
Damn the news you didn't know you needed to know? Yeah,
that Daily Bender Gazette. Now here's Bender. I don't know.
I don't know. I mean we kind of know, but
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the specifics have been left out. Of the story.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
A man in.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Nevada Polk County, Florida. Dude was being booked into jail,
was put through a full body scanner and it was
discovered via the X ray that he had a full
size thermos concealed inside his rectum.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Full size thermis defined do we have thirty two ounce
twenty four ounds? Sixteen ounce?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I mean full sce saying is that you are the
expert services and coolers and so on. There's the X
ray right there. That is a that's a full size thermos.
That's like a full size as at least twenty four thermos.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
As the story reads, he was arrested Saturday for trespassing,
where police found a glass pipe with meth residue. He
reportedly admitted to using methy. Were like, yeah, thanks for that, Yeah, okay,
I admit it. During the transport to jail, he was
(36:34):
threatening officers. The thermis, according to the police, was said
to have entered his body a day earlier via and
this isn't quotes the exit ramp. Well thanks for that, Yeah,
we figured it out, Poul County. Thanks earlier. The thermos
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was surgically removed at a local hospital day earlier. You've
got to now listen, You've got to assume.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That somebody made him do that. You would think that,
like maybe he got in trouble with the big dealer
because he was getting high on his own supply or
whatever the reason was, and somebody made him put that thermis.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
It's amazing, the little little play that you're the one
man that you're right, you were supposed to get rid
of that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, I'm caring. Did some?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I know you did some. You're going to pay for
it by hanging on to this thermos.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
How does that escalate?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I don't I guess a couple of guys come in
and help you, help you do the thing that you
don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I assume you don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
But I can't even and now I'm trying to, so
let's all try and imagine. I can't imagine how that
would be something that you'd want to do on purpose.
Ninety five seven The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update,
No Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Part super gonna be sunny in upper fifties today. Can
we just go ahead and forget about what happened yesterday
when the Mariners played their first ALCS Series game in
a quarter century at home and got blown out thirteen
to four. Yeah, because they still need the series two
to one, and they go again tonight with another chance
to wipe our memories like men in Black.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It's totally fine. Marcers have four games to win two,
it's fine. Everything's fine. Blue Jays were due.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We never even said they were gonna sweep the whole thing,
and we never even said that that.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We never even thought that they were due. You're one
hundred percent rate.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hope that doesn't happen again tonight because that was Sam
Moving on. Millions of people globally, including over one and
a half million people in the great state of Washington,
are going to practice the life saving drop cover and
hold on. It's the earthquake drill. It's the annual International
Shakeout Day. That's today.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Drop cover and hold on, not stop, drop and roll.
That's for when you're on fire, but in an earthquake,
it's stop drop its drop cover, drop.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Cover and hold on and hold on? Man, has this
been around like forever? The stop drop and roll? People
really knew they had to drill. They really marketed that way,
really did. I don't remember anything but stop drop and roller.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So stop drop and roll and and then it became
a TikTok thing for a while stop dropping but like
a yes, But so the drop cover and draw is
that new? No, Like it's been around the same amount
of time as stop dropping roll, not the same amount
of time, But it's not new. Drop drop cover and
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hold on doesn't have the same No, it doesn't have
the same Maybe we should roll off the tongue the
same way. Yeah, but we don't want people rolling around
during an earthquake. We want them to hold on. So
we can't get that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, Anyway, if you happen to be near the coast,
get ready for tsunami horns.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Also, well, what's the tsunami one?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The tsunami horns are like, yes, yes, of course they
have to test those once a year, and you know
people are gonna freak out. You know, you got this
dude over at Westport, Like I'm taking a day off
and I don't care, and then all of a sudden,
so you know, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Just a test, right, it's a good time. Everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
The CIA has been authorized to operate inside Venezuela to
clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs. A
judge's ordered the administration to immediately hauled efforts to lay
off roughly four thousand federal workers during the government shutdown,
calling the move unlawful. Smucker issuing Trader Joe's, alleging the
grocery chains new frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are
eerily similar to uncrustables, which are delicious. Domino's Pizza is
(02:50):
about to look and sound a lot different. They have
a new makeover and a catchy jingle by Shaboozi. It
is pretty catchy. Now it goes like Dominoes click click,
and the click click is when the dominoes click together
like dominos.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, so it's not a takeoff of his hit.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, it's just him going Dominos click click. He doesn't
say click click. Oh you'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay. The K pop dema not know what he need.
They need to have Shaboozi do the stop hang on
and roll or what was it called against? Drop cover
and hold on him? Do that?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I know right then we'd care in sports Thursday night football,
the Bengals host the Steelers, and Kraken are at Ottawa
to night.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So we got a lot to do this morning. Uh,
we may or may not have a fresh meat game
for Putt Sound Showdown. We're not sure because we may
have set a precedent to allow somebody to take a
day off, and we have to find out from the
person who is the current champion if they're planning on
being here tomorrow, and it's just a whole thing. Well,
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it's a fresh meat game no matter what. But no,
Tony and Federal Way. Oh, yes, it's a fresh meat
game regardless regards today. Yes, it just depends on whether
or not today's champion would meet the current chip. Yes,
it is a fresh meet game today, no matter what.
If you missed the last showdown, we'll play it next.
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It's been sixty one days. It'll be believe. It'll be Tuesday,
December sixteenth, live from Seattle Children's as we raise as
much money as we can for the Uncompensated Care Fund
now outside of the one day radiothon We also have
a bunch of other things that go in there along
with our online auction stuff, but there's also the movie.
(04:41):
And every year we do it at the North Bend
Theater in North Bend, and every year we throw up
there the well. What started as the world's greatest worst
movie ever, and that was Greased, who sold out the
movie theater two hundred and fifty tickets thirty five bucks
a pop, singing, dancing, good times. I got COVID. It
was great. It was great. And then the next year
(05:03):
we did Xana Do Bad movie still sold it out
really bad. Next year after that, Mama mea Hey, we
turned it around.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Lots of fun.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
This year, it's been voted Little Chop of Horrors will
be the movie. Tickets will be going on sale shortly.
The movie's going to be at the end of January.
That's when we do it. We get radio thon out
of the way, we do the thing, we do the holidays,
and we come back from the holidays and it will
be at the end of January at the North Bend Theater.
Little Chop of Horrors is going to be the movie
that we have all agreed.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
On, and I think I'm gonna have to have a
special singing and dancing section on the side, because this
this is like, I'm so excited. This is my what
do you call it, my opus? Like I love every song.
I want to be up and singing and dancing, and
I know that a lot of people are gonna want
to join me, maybe like the right side in the back,
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so that we're not in anybody's way. Like I need
a section, the Jody singing and dancing section. Every good
stadium has a section where the people are crazy. Every
good stadium has one, and so the North Bend Theater
needs one too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
My god.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So again, it'll be at the end of January. We
will let you know the moment the tickets go on sale,
because all that stuff is being done behind the scenes
and they're putting the website together and it's all ready
to go. But but we're excited because I mean, here
it is October sixteenth. We've already figured out the movie
figured out, and so everybody behind the scenes putting all
this stuff together was thrown by the fact that we
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already have the movie ready to go. We just have
to get the tickets on sete.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And you know how we usually played Pigetton showdown on stage,
and we usually have some gifts to give away.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yes, you know what the gifts should be this year.
Gifts this year should be plans plan because the movie. Now,
I've never seen Little Shoppahearts, but I know that you've
got the giant.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Right, it's an alien. It's a it's an alien. Yeah,
but it's a fly trap right right, it's a venus
fly trap. There's a total eclipse of the sun and
and it's an alien. You'll see anyway. Our plants won't
eat people. I'll just get them from from Low's three
bucks a popka, and.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
We're going to give away plans. You are so proud
of yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sure? Why not?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Sure? Why not? Text saved me a seat? I know
every song by heart. There'll be no seat saving.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You have to buy a seat, right and if you
want to sit in what are we calling it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Is this your section? Yeah? I don't know what are
we calling it?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Jody's special singing and dancing area on the right side
of the that's really long, too long. It needs to bet.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It needs to be something that can be quickly put
on a side. This sing along section, but the whole
thing is a sing along. Yeah, what are you gonna
call it?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Jody's special area for people who want to dance and
don't want to block anybody else's view. There you go, Okay,
it's catch.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Holes right off the tongue, Come like that. Stop dropping?
What's what the hell is the new one? Drop cover
and hold on?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
That's the earthy thing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, that was in Jody's news earlier this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It does. Today's the Great Shakeout. So if you're anywhere
near a tsunami evacuation zone, you might hear some wh
alarms going off. And at ten sixteen, millions of people
are gonna, you know, be involved in this because we
are in an area where they're expecting more earthquakes. It's
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not a spoiler, it's a fact. They want you to
have two weeks of supplies because in case the infrastructure
gets knocked out, so you have to have water and
food in the house. Do you no, you don't have
bottles of water?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, we have bottles of water. We have two weeks worth,
two weeks of water. And why ten six oh, today's
ten ten sixteen? Why? Why? Today? This is just the
data is it's a Great Shakeout Day. Don't be surprised.
But we're not going to hear the horns here. No,
the sirens blaring here only on the coast, would you
(09:10):
like my impression, is the shakeout happening here? Everywhere? It's
happening everywhere, yeah, but also here, and it's happening here.
It's holding. But you just said it's not happening here
the sirens and the blaring and the stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because we're not by the coast. The sirens and the
blaring is for the coast Okay tsunami evacuation.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So what's going to happen here at ten sixteen?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Because I want you to be alert that if we
go over to the sales area and like Rory's under
his desk, that's why they'll be like Rory, get.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Up first, practicing for the great No one's going to
be doing this. You think anybody's gonna be doing this
at ten sixteen?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't know. I like to think that some people
have a heightened awareness of the fact that we could
have a huge earthquake and they should be ready.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You know how I feel about emergency preparedness. You know
you've seen my car. You know what's in the back
of my car and.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
In my garage.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I hope I can get to my garage. I'm stuck
here with you. I only got two protein bars and
I know you're gonna want one. The Mariner's game yet lost.
We just move on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
We're all trying to forget about it, which just doesn't matter.
Game Force tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What did Lasso say, be a goldfish. That's right, let's
just be a gold goldfish. Forget about it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, nothing happened that. When you think about it, you
didn't think the Mariners were going to sweep the Blue
They were due. Yep, they were due. All right, So
we're fine. Still the series two to one. We're gonna
go again tonight and five thirty three. Mariners have four games,
got to win two to win two. Yeah, that's it.
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Everyone just relaxed, totally fine, keep that good positive fine.
Seattle City Council approved a point one percent public sales
safety tax for next year, projected to generate nearly forty
million dollars next year for public safety costs including substance
abuse treatment and homelessness. Dozens of reporters turned in access
badges and exited the Penta on yesterday rather than agreed
(11:01):
to government imposed restrictions on their work. The only network
to stay was the One America News network. The Israeli
government set to hold state memorial ceremonies for the victims
of the October seventh attack amid increasing anger that the
bodies of several hostages have not been returned. Faulty engineering
that's what led to the implosion of ocean Gate Titans
(11:22):
submersible that killed five people on the way to the
wreck of the Titanic that was already back in twenty
twenty three. They just concluded that in a report yesterday.
For the first time since the Henley Passport Index was
created twenty years ago, the United States is no longer
ranked among the world's top ten most powerful passports. Once
unrivaled at number one about a decade ago, the American
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passport has now slumped to twelfth place, tied with Malaysia.
Pop Tarts will now start offering protein rich breakfast tarts.
I don't know why that took so long. Grub Hub
says seventy two percent of college students have accidentally slept
through a late night delivery order. So they're offering s
new insurance, which is very funny. Jim Carrey said to
start a live action version of The Jetsons, and it's wort.
(12:06):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I knew that was a fresh meat game because our champion,
Tony and Federal Way needed the day off to go
do something at work, and because we've already sept the
president to where we've had a former champion go on vacation,
clear it with us first, and we allowed that. Reasonable people.
We allowed the vacation to take place because we are reasonable,
(12:30):
reasonable people. So Tony has the day off, so we're
gonna do a fresh meet game today and whoever wins
day's game will take on Tony tomorrow when Tony comes back. Exactly.
It works out great because then it'll be everybody's second game.
More Nile Nightmare, Haunted House passes on the line again.
We'll do that in a half hour at seven five. Now, though,
(12:52):
do you have a kid who plays soccer? Do you
have a kid who plays soccer for a team with
a coach that makes her own rule? That would be
one Jody Brothers.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I have long misunderstood why pinatas are not used for
more things.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Now if you stop talking right there? Uh huh, I
want but let that sink in. I set it up
by saying, if you don't have a soccer coach for
your kids like Jody, And the first thing out of
Jody's mouth is, you know, you know, piatas don't get
(13:33):
used enough outside of what you normally use, a pinata four.
Let that sink in for a second. Way do you
think Jody uses pinata is four? Because I've seen the video.
It's brilliant. But if you just leave that alone, what
would you be thinking?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right? I mean, look, you know I grew up playing
soccer my whole life. I don't even know if I've
ever told you this.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
On the air. We were number one of the nation
my junior year when I don't know if I've mentioned before.
So was this something that you that your coach used?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I came up with it when we started coaching.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was the assistant coach when Josh was in kindergarten
because I thought, I don't think that I can talk
nicely enough to kindergarten boys who aren't good at soccer,
so I shouldn't be the head coach. I'll be the
assistant coach.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So the assistant coach doesn't actually do the coaching. You're
just there to help collect the soccer balls that are
being kicked. No, I just didn't want to be in
charge of the whole thing, so I could walk away.
So hold on, yeah again, Hold on a second. So
you're telling me that if you were, in fact the
head coach of kindergarten kids, Huh, you were afraid you'd
(14:39):
be like, hey, timmy, you suck go sit down, That's
what you'd be afraid of.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I mean, I wouldn't have said it like that, but yes,
you infer it, right, because the kindergarten kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
But then in first grade I took over as the
head coach. Sure, of course, because one year is a
big difference from where did the piatas come into play.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So first grade was the first year I started doing this.
I thought, we need to be better at soccer, We
need to be better at learning soccer. What can I
do to interest these boys in getting better? And I thought,
maybe I'll hang a pinata from the goal and then
they'll care about scoring.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Brilliant. I like, by the way, how you got to
that point by thinking to yourself? You know what, Yeah,
we need to be better, better at soccer, better at soccer.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And so every year that I was the coach, we
did the pinada practice, which takes place two weeks before
Halloween so it can be first in on campus.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Because if you do it after Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
With your extra candy, everyone knows you're just trying to
get rid of your extra candy buy a sixteen dollars piniad.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Right, But that doesn't change the fact that you're trying
to get the kids better at soccer.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So I said, I said to Josh, you know because
I'm I have a U sixteen team. Now I have
twenty one sixteen year old boys. I said to Josh,
the boys still like candy, right, And He's like, are
you talking about the pinata? Are we doing the Pinada'm like, yet,
half these kids don't know me. Half these kids have
never I've been on the team with me. They're going
to be excited. And so we did the pinada practice
(16:04):
on Tuesday. So I suspend a pinada from the goal
and then they take penalty shots one at a time.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How long did it take to break the pinada?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh my god, it took forever. I had to let
them all shoot the ball at once. I went one, two, three,
twenty shots. No, and you have to hit the pina
pinada a number of times to break, of course, because
that's no joke.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Finally I let them.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I was like, I can see candy wrappers through the side.
Go ahead, and you tell sixteen year old boys to
go ahead and destroy the pinata.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And that's exactly what happened. So did you introduce a
bat to soccer?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No, okay, no, still the ball, Still the ball, still
the ball, No bat that We're just hitting a pinaday.
And we do a show for the people, you being
the people, and we always try to make it eas
easy as possible for the people to win the prizes
that we have. And this morning is no different because
(16:57):
this morning we have tickets for Nile My Mare, Haunted
House Repugents showdown, our reigning champion Tony and Federal Way
has one win. But she can't play today.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Because she has some big meeting at the office, so
she can't work commitment.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
She's a work commitment. So she said, actually she didn't
even ask if she could stay. No, she just said
thanks for the time, and we said hold it. Because
a precedent has been set. We've let people go on
vacation for God's sake. If you spend their championship run right.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
If you have a good, valid reason. We are not
unreasonable people. That's what everyone says about us. And we're
open to holding your spots. We're not unreasonable. We'll hold
your spot if you have a good reason.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And this is apparently a good reason.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So's ninety five to seven.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's set from Belleview to Bellingham, from span Away to Shoreline.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's time to throw down.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Huge.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It sounds show down. So it's gonna be a fresh
meet game today. We need two brand new contestants to play.
Whoever wins today will take on Tony in Federal Way
tomorrow and it'll both be your second game exactly, and
then the winner tomorrow will go on to be the
(18:17):
champion to play for another Yeah day perfect Yeah eight
seven seven nine zero one zero nine Fine the jet.
It's Jody and Bender. Hi, here we go, Puget sound showdown.
It's a fresh meat game. Joel is in Stanwood, Hi, Joel,
good morning. Peggy is in Rent and she's very excited.
(18:39):
Hi Peggy, hid Hi, Jody, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
God, nice fresh meat customers.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So the way this is gonna work fresh meat game,
you guys play. The winner of today's game will take
on Tony and Federal Way, who is our reigning champion
but had a big work meeting and couldn't get out
of it. So everything's fine, Everything's okay. Whoever wins today,
you'll be a champion and you get Nile Nightmare, Hunted
house passes. Okay, Yeah, Peggy's gonna jump through the phone.
(19:11):
I have the questions this morning. You guys are gonna
buzz in with your name when you know the answer.
First person of five wins.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Who's Calvin brought us? Junior? Jody Snoop Dogg's snoop dog
Modern family is primarily made up of how many families? Joe, Joel,
(19:42):
kny Uh, Peggy, you can steal it? Three?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It took to Longel, Come on, manute, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I said three. No, No, you said three. After the buzzer,
it'll be arguing with the judges. This is not the
way you score points. Early on, Michael Jackson played a
scarecrow in what nineteen seventy eight movie Peggy Peggy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The Wizard of.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Joel. You can steal it.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I have no idea, Jody. It's the Wiz, The Wiz Whiz,
one of my favorite viz and The Whiz is.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Coming to the Paramount Theater in February. Is it really Yes?
It is The Wiz. Could be a movie in the
future for radio or I'm sure. Scoreboard, I have two.
Peggy has won. Joel not yet on the board. Finish
this slogan. Maybe she's born with it, Jody. Maybe it's
me Lean. What's the baby's name in the Incredibles? Wow?
(20:51):
Jody Jack Jack scoreboard, I now have four. Peggy has won,
Joel not yet on the board. Can you spell plaid?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Joel?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Joel? P o ai D and Joe's on the board.
Most adults have? How many teeth Joel? Joel? Twenty six? Peggy,
you can steal it? Twenty four? Where are you guys from?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can't imagine your neighborhood. It's a lot of missing teeth, Jody.
For the wind, I answer this right, I know the answer. No,
don't answer Okay, the twelve we're looking for thirty two
thirty two? Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Everyoight?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
They both hung up?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
They did?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
They both hung up. They're both gone. That can't be right.
They both hung up.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, well I knew the answer anyway. I was just
letting this stretch on because it was so bad.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I was both contestants in the middle of the game,
just started giving the betting. We lost them both at
the same time. I know it's giving the busy signal.
All right, well let's continue. You're ready, let's continue. We
start back at zero zero, We start back at.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Zero zero, Jody, Well, they only have one apiece, so
let's start back at one to one.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, So Joel you're there, Peggy, you're there, correct, Yeah,
I mean, we've never continue a game based off of
technical difficulty. We can wipe my four out if we want, Yes,
let's do it. Okay, So, so Jody's going to start
at zero, but let's see if she can catch you
guys again, my god, So if you wind up with
(22:47):
nine before they can finish the game, and I don't
even have that many questions, are you guys ready? What
company makes butterfingers? Joel Natale? Here you go, there you go, Joel.
Look out, hey, what does f M stand for?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Joey?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Frequency modulation? In baseball? How many sides does home plate have?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Joel Joe.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Three, Peggy, you can steal it.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Five?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Hey, Joel, kind of baseball you're playing? I would like
I'd like the Mariners last night it was a wrap
home Plate's a triangle? That's good? Scoreboard. Joel and Peggy
each have two.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I only have one.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What Buddy Cop movie starred Sylvester stallone and Kurt Russell?
Joel Rocky Really, Peggy, you can steal it? Tango and
Chat Tango and can very nice? Who was the original
(24:03):
host of the Daily Show? Joe, you got in there?
Go ahead? Are you just still then?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
For the love of God, Pegan, you can steal it?
John Stewart, Jody Craig Kilbourne scoreboard. Peggy has three Joel
and I have two. What band did the song band
on the run? Jody Wings? What was Miley Cyrus's TV
(24:38):
alter ego? Peggy Jaggy Tannah Montana scoreboard? Peggy now has four?
I have three. Joel has two. How many squares on
a bingo card?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Joel?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Joel twenty five? What's Bluey's sister's name? Peggy? She got
in there, Peggy, Joel, you can steal it?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Ready, Jody Jennifer Saunders looking for bingo scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh, Peggy has four, Joel has three, and so do I.
Which cartoon would its characters be drinking duff beer? Joel?
Joel ten sence fall.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You would you believe it's a full house, and I
have three? So the potential for a triple full house
here is very, very full house.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
From two people fifteen minutes ago who said, combine, there's
thirteen teeth in an average person's mouth.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
By cheo with the back ones when it's hard, like
if it's a nut or something, you chew at the back.
If it's something sobbed like good her mashed potatos.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
You could turn. You could chew with the front teeth. Sorry,
in what state? In what state would you find the
town of Tombstone? Peggy Peggy for the win, Arizona Jao.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
By seven The Jets, Sody and Mornings and Seattle's Variety
of the eighties and nineties and more.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Seven ninety seven The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No over, my good friends, that Carter super Well Marrier's
played yesterday, but we don't have to talk about it much.
The important thing is they lead the series two to one.
They go again tonight at five thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
The important thing for the Mariners is they have four
games to win two of them. That's it, yep, And.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The statistics are that that's certainly possible. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
The Blue Jays were dude, everything's fond ninety what's his face?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Needed a hit? He got his hit due he came.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Was it a triple away from a cycle having he'd
be only the second player in Major League Baseball history
hit for the cycle and the Yeah, but like fine,
every by the way, can we please stop having the
local news be at the ferry dock talking to Blue
Jays fans coming in from stop it. Get why are
we giving them attention?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
You know how the news people. But why are we
giving them attention? Because that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Stop it. They got they got the dancing fish, they
got the everyone's excited. They got to talk about the
Canada people.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, we don't need to talk about the Canada people.
Don't give Blue Jay fans the time of day. Yeah,
stop it. You see their dumb faces yesterday?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So happy? Who gave them towels swirling their towels? Welcome
to America, Look at them, dumb faces, got dumb faces
on Get out of here. They If you notice the
bunch of people hunder their desks at work today at
around ten sixteen, that's because it's the annual International Shakeout Day.
This is the event which includes a simultaneous drill at
(27:58):
ten sixteen. If you're by the coast, you'll hear the sirens.
Everyone's here for the earthquake drill. It's drop drop cover
and copper and hold on. Yep, drop cover and hold
on and hold on.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It's to get everybody ready for our next Uh. It's
the earthquake. It's going to happen. We all know it's
gonna happen. It's okay. Dozens of reporters turned into access
badges and exited the Pentagon yesterday rather than agree to
government impose restrictions on their work. A judge has ordered
the administration to immediately halt efforts to lay off roughly
four thousand federal workers during the shutdown, calling the move unlawful.
(28:33):
Faulty engineering was what led to the implosion of ocean
gates Titans submersial that killed five people on the way
to the reck of the Titanic two years ago. People
might actually reach their mental and emotional peak at around
age sixty.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
That accords.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's according to new research that finds that while physical
strength declines since the mid twenties, your intelligence, personality, emotional intelligence,
and decision making continue to improve.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
So we're just getting better. We're just getting better. We're
just getting It's just like I thought. That's right.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Remember when I said it seems like you and I
are just getting better and better, just getting better.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Smuckers isssuing Trader Joe's alleging the new frozen peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches are very similar to Delicious uncrustables. Ben's
Original has issued a recall for three of its rice
products sold by Amazon, Target and other retailers due to
the possibility of small stones in the packaging. It's no
big deal. The average selling price for a new vehicle
hit fifty thousand dollars for the first time last month.
(29:29):
This from Kelly Blue Book. Domino's Pizza about to sound
and look different with a new makeover and a catchy
jingle by none other than Shaboozy.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Wait till you hear it on the radio, it's him
going Domos. Are you making this up? No? Diane Keaton's
no that's I'm not making up. I listened to it
this morning. It's it's not even a cover of his
own song.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
No, it's him going DOMI knows, and then it goes
click click, the sound of two dominoes clicking together. Diane
Keaton's family said she died of pneumonia. Tom Cruise and
Anadharmis have split up, so Bender can now put her
back on his hall pass list.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Thirteen fourteen, fifteen years old. Who you know still's costing
you money?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I met some people on the street in West Seattle
the other day pushing a little six month old baby,
and we were talking about it, you know, and I
feel like such your grandma. I'm like, I got one
of fourteen years old now, and we were talking about
how every age should be your favorite age, you know,
like having a baby's great, having a toddler's great, having
an elementary school kid is great, and now having a
(30:38):
teenager is great. But every new age group reveals new
things that you were previously unaware of. Like, for example,
my kid turns fifteen in December, so we have to
sign him up for his permit, like to take his
driving school, like to get his defensive driving Yes, in
so you'd get the permit. And I don't know anything
(30:59):
about it. But the good news for me is that
I have friends. Josh's friends moms have older kids, so
I just asked them and I'm like, where are we
where do the kids do it? And they told me
the defense of driving school that they like in West Seattle,
And I went to sign him up yesterday online and
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw
how much it costs to take defensive driving lessons. Do
(31:21):
you remember when Bailey and Jordan got their permits?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I remember Bailey's, but I don't remember it being that
much to where it shocked me the way it shocked you.
Seven hundred and thirty nine dollars. I don't It's no,
I don't remember it being that much money.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And then there's add ons like if you want to
do the stick shift ninety minute lesson or a collision
avoidance lesson.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Let's stop you right there. Yeah, what school believes you
can learn how to drive a stick in ninety minutes
because it's going to take you at least a few
days to burn through a few clutches.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, to learn how to drive a stick? O? Can
you imagine how frustrating it would be be the person
who teaches.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I learned how to drive on a stick. So that
to me was like, I just I just remember, you
guys are so cool who can still drive stick? I'm
very fixed. I'm I learned. I had some boyfriends teach
me on some jeep wranglers, and I never could get
the the equilibrium. What's the word the hit the timing
(32:24):
of the clutch timing.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, I slam the clutch down and then I slam
the gas down. I think I could get somewhere, but not.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
On these hills. My my red car is a full
blown stick yeah. And I'm not talking paddle shifters. I'm
not talking like the you know, you can throw it
into the techtronic where you've got a stick shift in
your car, but you don't have a clutch, right, that
doesn't count. I have all those in my car.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, No, I'm talking like an actual stick shift. I'm
very impressed with people who can drive stick anyway. You
can add that on, and then you have to add
on the knowledge test and the skills touch, which are
required if you want your license. So all of this
comes out to eight hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Is that pass or fail? You pass or fail eight
hundred and forty dollars. Now your son is old enough,
uh huh to have some sort of gig. I mean,
what's the equivalent these days? Because nobody has a paper
route anymore. But what's the equivalent of, like, hey, go
get a job.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well, uh, the girl's babysit. The boys don't tend to
want a babysit. He tried to get it over he
could do rover. He tried to get a job with
the fish Sticks, the baseball team that plays in White Center.
He tried to get a job with them over the
summer because they're the only ones who hire fourteen year olds.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
And they didn't hire.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Him, And so I emailed, of course, and I was like,
excuse me, pardon me, My son, Joshua wants a job.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And they were like, oh, we must have missed his application.
I was like, here, well, he'll resubmit it. So he
resubmitted it and they did not call him back. So
I therefore, it's because nobody needs an overbearing mother. What
are you taught about?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Nuts? They would have sold a home ticket every time
that kid got to work. That's true because I would
have been the stands going, hey, Joshua.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Text that's the typical cost. But at the same time,
it's worth. The teaching kids to drive is insane. I
know it's important, we know it's important. We're talking about
how expensive was I genuinely do not remember it costing
that mun Bailey's only what five years removed from getting
her from going through all this, I don't remember being shocking.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Well, different driving schools cost different amounts. This particular driving school,
I'm not going to call them out. They have many locations.
I'm not gonna call them out. It's a really popular one.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, it's the one that has so many locations.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Maybe you took her to a different school, like the
Kent Association for Whatever Drivers or whatever it was called.
Like if you want to be the okayist driver in Kent, that's.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Right, And now she's the okayst driver in down to California.
It's fine. I can't believe how much of that cost.
Damn the news you didn't know you needed to know? Yeah,
that Daily Bender Gazette. Now here's Bender. I don't know.
I don't know. I mean we kind of know, but
(35:12):
the specifics have been left out. Of the story.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
A man in.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Nevada Polk County, Florida. Dude was being booked into jail,
was put through a full body scanner and it was
discovered via the X ray that he had a full
size thermos concealed inside his rectum.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Full size thermis defined do we have thirty two ounce
twenty four ounds? Sixteen ounce?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I mean full sce saying is that you are the
expert services and coolers and so on. There's the X
ray right there. That is a that's a full size thermos.
That's like a full size as at least twenty four thermos.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
As the story reads, he was arrested Saturday for trespassing,
where police found a glass pipe with meth residue. He
reportedly admitted to using methy. Were like, yeah, thanks for that, Yeah, okay,
I admit it. During the transport to jail, he was
(36:34):
threatening officers. The thermis, according to the police, was said
to have entered his body a day earlier via and
this isn't quotes the exit ramp. Well thanks for that, Yeah,
we figured it out, Poul County. Thanks earlier. The thermos
(36:57):
was surgically removed at a local hospital day earlier. You've
got to now listen, You've got to assume.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That somebody made him do that. You would think that,
like maybe he got in trouble with the big dealer
because he was getting high on his own supply or
whatever the reason was, and somebody made him put that thermis.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
It's amazing, the little little play that you're the one
man that you're right, you were supposed to get rid
of that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, I'm caring. Did some?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I know you did some. You're going to pay for
it by hanging on to this thermos.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
How does that escalate?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I don't I guess a couple of guys come in
and help you, help you do the thing that you
don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I assume you don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
But I can't even and now I'm trying to, so
let's all try and imagine. I can't imagine how that
would be something that you'd want to do on purpose.
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