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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety seven The Jests Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, my good friends, that Carter Suber is sunny and
sixty today. Bender. The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression,
and acceptance. Where are you right now?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Only in stage one?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Denial? Okay, well no, maybe I've moved on to anger, be.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Angry about I mean, depression? What's the one's depression?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bargaining is the third one?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Bart, what's the what was the second one?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So it goes denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and then finally.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, well let's do this okay, uh uh denial
now it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Uh to bargaining is when you try and make a deal.
Obviously you can't can't do that. Anger, you're in depression. Yeah,
we're gonna go right to depression. Yeah, the fourth stage
of anger. Well, the Mariners and the fans are all
pretty heart broken as that four to three loss to
the Blue Jays in Game seven ended our World Series dream.
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And we were so closed.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We had nine outs, we were we were nine outs away.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, that's fine, here's a here's some more bad news.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh good, the Seahawks one.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, Well me right, Okay, The big dark is
coming November two, when Seattle turns its clockbacks, that'll be
at the end of daylight saving.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Time, and we will darkness three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
An appeals court ruled that the administration can deploy National
Guard troops to Portland, desprite strong objections from leaders in
the state. Amazon says systems are back online after AWS,
their cloud computing platform that powers apparently all the Internet,
and we found out yesterday when it went down for
several hours and many major websites, including uh social media,
(01:55):
but also banks and cryptocurrency exchanges and US airlines. The
call remains unknown. Five that's how many years former French
president Nicholas Sarkozy was sentenced to serve in prison for
criminal conspiracy. He arrived at a complex in Paris earlier
today to begin his time behind bars. Today's back to
the Future day. Cassio is re releasing Marty McFly's Calculator Watch.
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There's more info on our Facebook page. It's there. Eric
Dean set to guest star in an episode of NBC's
Brilliant Minds as an ALS patient while he's battling the
disease himself. The episode is set to air November twenty fourth.
He doesn't play himself in the show, if I'm not
being clear, he plays a firefighter in non baseball sports.
Congrats to my guy, Jackson Smith INJIGBA had his NFL
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leading fifth one hundred yard receiving game as the Seahawks
beat the Texans last night. Cracking lost to the Flyers.
They have the capital.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jury says, my god, my god. Remember he's an Ohio
state buck guy like Jodi is.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I know it was fun and sad to watch C. J.
Stroud struggle last night, who was also in Ohio state. Obviously,
I want the Seahawks to win sure, and every time
the whole stadium was like, oh, you know, like third downs.
I screamed, but not as loud as I could.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Way to go, I could have some I could have
screamed louder, but I was like, wow, Yeah, let's see
your Jodi and Benders song of the day this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So yeah, we're talking baseball in here. We're just not u.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So on the good news. Seahawks won. Yeah, Lions.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
One.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So you went two for two last night, yes, the
Lion So you're over all weekend record was four and two.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Let's freaking go look at me, Well, look at you.
Are you adding it to my list of good things
that I've done?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Adding it to What does that even mean? Adding it
to list of good things?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You? Yeah, good things that I've done? What does that mean?
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We hold on seven? So you were you're what I say,
four and two for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You said, right, so you're sixing one?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right? He said, all right, So you are now twenty
three fifteen and one.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So Jody, through seven weeks of the nash at All
Football League, you're eight games over five hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Not bad with a tie. Josh and I had so
much fun speaking of the National Football League, we had
so much fun at the Seahawks game last night. Not
according to that picture you sent me. Yeah, well, let
me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That picture, Jody and I are going back and forth
because I I had Are you still there?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm shocked. It's like, you know, ten minut.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's into the second quarter, you're still in the building.
And she sends a picture of her and Josh. You
would have thought that this was a punishment for Josh,
and that Jody was also mad that she was there
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for a punishment for her son.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We were so sad about the Mariners, you know, it
was so it was really exciting that Louminfield was starting
to get packed and they were showing the Mariners up
on the big screen and Julio hit that home run
and everybody was like yeah, and I was having cal
hit the home run.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You're like, yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That wasn't up. That wasn't up on the radio. Okay.
Now I was having connectivity issues with my phone. My service.
My service provider is not well received at Luminfield. But
the guy next to me and a guy two rows
in front of me where we were all watching the game,
and I had my phone in my hand. It was
three to one, but it wasn't refreshing, and all of
a sudden, behind me, I heard a guy go damn,
(06:01):
George Springer, and I was like, what happened? And he
was like three run, home run. Now we're losing. And
I was like no, like a guttural no.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So if you're waking up this morning because you didn't
want to watch the game, you didn't want to see
anything whatever. The Mariners lost four to three Game seven
of the American League Championship Series. Uh, and they're out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We were pretty sad.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That'd be the Blue Jays and the Dodgers right in
the World Series.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And just to be clear, now, that means that we're
rooting for the Dodgers, right, We're rooting for the Dodgers
because the Blue Jays are going to lose to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So I'm going to assume that the Dodgers are just
gonna wipe them. I would assume.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Sonna absolutely smoke them all, right, so now we are
all shoho Tani got it. I felt very star.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oscar Hernandez former Mariner shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I felt sad for Josh because he couldn't get back
into the Seahawks game. The Seahawks game that we were
very excited to attend, and we had great seats, and
we had two very annoying girls in front of us
who were taking Let me ask your question, yeah, exactly,
how many selfies do you need? That's an honest question.
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And I kept saying to Josh, I'm trying not to
get upset about people enjoying themselves like such a boomer.
I'm trying not to get like such a bo when
I tell you, it was just these two girls and
they were taking constantly mid twenties late twenties hot. No, oh,
well I asked that because Josh is Yeah, they were
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taking near constant selfies of themselves and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Then they kept we're simply fans and it has missed
with us.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Imagine how those guys.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean, well, there's a video of Brian Wu being
interviewed in the locker room and somebody, I don't think
it has been revealed as to who, but somebody's in
the back just screaming, screaming, just want this, just crashing
out hard in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
However bad you feel, Multiply that by one hundred. It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So yeah, So we're all commiserating together this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
A couple things we still got to do. We're still
waiting on the Jody and Bendors song of the day.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What was that feature? Or you can text us, or
you can call and just let it ring and ring.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And ring, because there's nobody here to answer the phones
but us, and we can't answer when we're on the
air unless we want to play radio skydiving.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, I'm about to jump into very important news break.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Are you gonna lead with the baseball game? No?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Powered by Carter Super It's gonna sixty today. I want
to shake it up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Apparently, the the video of Brian Woobing interviewing in the
locker room and the scream happening in the background.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With Culio, well that makes sense. Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened. Wise words said by I don't
know who. Some people say doctor Seuss, but I don't
think that's true anyway. The Mariners lost Game seven of
the ALCS and our world series dreams are down the
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toilet for now, for now.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, okay, weird, that's exactly what Dan said last night.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Our World series dreams are down the toilet for now.
That's right. There's always next year, said every Mariners fam.
A nude beach at Denny Blaine Park can stay open
to the public until at least next spring, after King
County is born. But we need some good news after
an anonymous group of neighbors sued the city and its
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park department in April to shut it down. Too bad,
prudes not today. Skyline High School's popular head football coach
has been temporarily relieved of his duties pending an investigation. Meanwhile,
Skyline's coaching staff is taking a stand and will not
reach turned to the sidelines until he is reinstated. The
rumor this is a rumor is that it stems from
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parents complaining about player participation issues. My son Billy has
been standing on the sidelines for the last two years
and he never gets supply.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I didn't realize do we have audio? I didn't realize
we had audio.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
This morning, my son adio, we had news clips we
donated to the fundraiser, and my son Bill. How do
I get it to stop? I think you can't ever
get it to stop. As the government shut down stalemate
enters this twenty first day, both parties facing mounting pressure
to reserve the gridlock, with hundreds of thousands of government
workers still furloughed, can view. The American company that makes
(10:41):
Talentholls pushing back against an ft A proposal to change
the pain killer safety label. The label would mention a
possible link between Tallenhall use during pregnancy and diagnoses of
autism or ADHD in ADHD in children. Many credible health
experts agree that the science does absolutely not support that claim.
A report from Google found the best time to buy
plane tickets for Thanksgiving is today, Hey, You'll get the
(11:04):
best price thirty five days before your travel date, and
Thanksgiving is thirty seven days away. In sports, the Seahawks
twenty seven nineteen over the Texans last night, and the
Kraken lost to the Flyers. They have the capitals today.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Jody and Bender Top five Tuesday, number three. On this
date in nineteen ninety three, Meat Loaf.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bender, What were you doing on this date in nineteen
ninety three?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I was doing the night show at Z one hundred
in Portland.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And what was your night guy name?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I was Richie Cunningham. I was Richie Cunningham doing nights
at Z one hundred in Portland. What were you doing
in nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
In nineteen ninety three, I was just starting my junior
year in high school East Brunswick, New Jersey. Go Bears,
Go Bears from Facebook. Michelle says, I was my first
month into my senior year of high school, and then
Sarah says hey same, and then Marianne says hey same.
Was living in Hawaii at the age of three, and
(12:02):
Heather was in San Diego for her brother's Navy boot camp.
Pass in review the.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Early eighties, You want me to say what terrorized y'all's neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Go ahead, Vincent, Take one.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It is Jody and Vender Pewtet Sound Showdown. Lisa in
Ballader's our returning champion. Hi, Lisa, Hey there, Lise, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
You're gonna be taking on Adam and Finney Ridge Adam.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Good morning, Hello dude, Adam. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm ready, Lisa. Yes, you have it in you to
win again. Right, I'm gonna give up my best.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Okay, we can.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ask Rick Springfield. Tickets are on the line for his
show November third. Muckle Shoot, Jody's got the questions you guys,
buzz in with your name when you know the answer.
First person of five wins good luck.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
On an old fashioned rotary phone, what number requires the
longest turn of the dial?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Lisa Lisa zero.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
On an eighty. On an eighties TV series, an orphan
named Penelope Brewster was better known as what Lisa Lisa
Adam Honky Brewster. On food packaging, a circle with a
you indicates that the food is certified as what.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Adam Adam Kosher.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
On his hit TV talk show, Mary, the host famously
says to some of his guests you are not.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What Adam Adam the Father scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's tied up at two. Tied up at two. In
the abbreviation for medical procedure known as an MRI, what
does the I stand for?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
EA?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Tigos to bender? Imaging? Imaging is correct? Hum? In the
Animal Kingdom? What term is used to describe the male
who is the dominant member of the group?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Adam Lisa Elpa.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
In the board game risk, what continent has the most
territories for a player to occupy?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Lisa Lisa Russia?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Adam Asia scoreboards and the contestants are tied up at three.
Bender has won? In Which Broadway musical was the set
designed to look like a junk yard for the animals
to run around In Adam Cats, Adam now has four
(15:02):
to Lisa's three. In the Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol,
what's Tiny Tim's last name? Better? I'll give you one
hundred American dollars if you know this? Schwartz cratch it
so close scoreboard, Adam as four Lisa's three, Bender has one.
(15:26):
In the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, What is the
last thing that has bid? Goodnight? Lisa? Lisa? The Moon?
Adam for the wind. You know it, everybody Bender noises everywhere,
(15:51):
good night noises everywhere? All right, Adam has four Lisa's
three bender as one Christmas Carol, all good night Moon,
so many places? Okay uh. In the children's rhyme this
Little Piggy, Where did the first little piggy go? Nara
(16:13):
Lisa market to the market? Wo wow.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Jody calls a four to four tie a full house
house in Puget Sound showed out.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Makes no sense, but it's what we've been doing for
it here it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So the next one wins.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of a classic TV SITD Come Happy Days. What was
the name of Richie Cunningham's practical, joke loving buddy played
by actor Don Most.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Lisa Lisa for the win, POxy.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Good guess not correct? Adam for the win.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ralph Mouth game over.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Jest.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Jody's ninety news update now.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
By Carter Super We're gonna be sunny in sixty today. Bender.
The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression,
and acceptance. Where are you now?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We've already jumped to depression because there's nothing we could
do as far as the bargaining, right and there's nothing
to be angry about. Yeah uh, and there's not much
denial that can take place.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So I think we've already jumped to depression. Depression where
we are LAS one acceptance, acceptance, Yes, heartbreak as the
Seattle Mariners will not make it to the World Series
and that dream has ended four Now there's always next season,
said the Mariners fans. Every year, the Big Dark is coming.
November second, Seattle turns its clocks back, marking the end
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of daylight saving time for twenty twenty five and the
last tibulous Sea sunshine four months. You're just I love
the Big Dark. Hey, Judy, do you think that's because
you get off work at eleven am? You bet, you bet.
That's why dark. For national Sasquatch Awareness Day, a new
(18:04):
report ranked back for national Sasquatch Awareness Day.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
A national Sasquatch Awareness Day.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
A new report ranked the places in America where your
statistically most likely to spot a bigfoot. Top two places
are West Virginia and Washington State Washington national Sasquat Awareness Day.
That's right. Amazon says its systems are back online after
Amazon Web Services, the cloud computing platform that powers everything
(18:33):
in the world, as it turns out banks in cryptocurrency
exchanges these several US airlines. The cause remains unknown. Former
President Biden just finished a round of radiation therapini as
treatment for prostate cancer. His eighty third birthday is approaching
next month. A report from Google found the best time
to buy plane tickets for Thanksgiving is now. Thanksgiving is
(18:54):
thirty seven days away, and you get the best price
thirty five days before your travel date. Cohler just debuted
six hundred dollars toilet camera that watches you go to
the bathroom, then analyzes the results to track your healthy time.
I'm not gonna make too much fun of this as
a colon cancer survivor, sure, because among the things that
measures are things that actually could tell you if you
(19:15):
have a problem that you need to get checked out
with blood and your stool and trying to not say
blood in your stool, but then I just said it. Uh,
it fits on the side you were tap dancing and
then step right in it, just right into it. It
fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses
optical sensors, so it not it's not like it takes
pictures of your actual butt. It spits out stats on
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your phone. You sign in on a fingerprint scanner, so
it knows who's waisted scanning in case you're married and
you both use the same toilet. Anyway, who's gonna give
me the endorsement? Because I mean, you sold it. You
sold that well. Man also tell you whether you're dehydrated,
which is something I also do for people who are
at my house.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And you have to use the scanner to use the toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You have to. He's a fingerprints ganner when you want
it to scan see, yeah, okay. In sports, okay, he
nailed it. He nailed it. Watching some of the postgame
stuff yesterday and I don't understand why they made cal
interview or anybody interview. I mean, the dude was clearly crying,
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very upset, and then they're asking how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Like how do you think he feels?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
What a horrible situation to put him in.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Anyways, love you guys. That's what you need. If you're
the news director or the harports director. If you're gonna
give you're gonna put cameras in there and interview players,
and the players are like, hey man, we'll get him
next year, and there's no emotion you know, like Russell
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Wilson would do after he would throw and not let
Marshawn run and we lost the Super Bowl and his
response was we'll get him next year. Everybody lost their
minds that he showed no emotion. So when you have
the cameras in there in the locker room and you've
got all the players, you know, clearly distraught. That's what
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people want to see. It's horrible to watch it because
you guys, you know, you have these guys. This is
what they do for a living, and they they got
so close, and we as a city got so close
to being in the World Series for the first time
in franchise history, and everybody just is beside themselves with.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Sadness.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And here it is the day after, and yes, you're
seeing all the clips and you're seeing Brian wu in
the locker room and he's being asked, hey, so how
you doing. And you hear reports have it that it's
Julio screaming in the background, just.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Crashing out in the locker room.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
But it's you know that it's what we want to see, right,
I mean, you don't want to see a player go
back the big deal. Hey, it was good to get
is this far and we'll just do better.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
If you're feeling heartbroken, you'd like to think that they
are feeling ten times worse. And the answer is they're
feeling one hundred thousand times worse.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
But is it possible to go from bad.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
To worse? And Jody's response is yes, yes, And I
have receipts pulled up here in two separate places to
defend my story.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Now for those that are waking up this morning, just like,
oh heartbroken, Jody would like you all to know, all
of you, all of you worse for me. It's worse
for Jody.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So I use I use a great app whenever I'm
going to park downtown for any events at Climate Pledge
in Paramount or especially at a Mariner's Seahawks game, I
use an app called spot here, Yes free plug for
It's fantastic. We've all used it. Yes. You basically reserve
yourself a spot in one of many garages. Every once
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in a while you'll pull up and they're there is
no spot available, but that happens very rarely. So I
got a spot at the first Avenue South home Plate
Center garage, the one that's right next to Kingfing King yes.
When I bought this pass, it was a couple weeks
ago and I paid fifty three dollars and sixty three cents. Oh,
pretty hefty, A pretty hefty price. But how much was
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it would be worse? How much was it last night?
Last night? It was ninety dollars. And as I was
turning into the garage, I turned to Josh and I said, see, Josh,
this is why we buy.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
See Josh, look what mommy. What mommy did?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Here's Mommy again getting us a sweet deal. As close
as we want to be. We're all set with our
secure parking spot. And this morning I woke up with
a one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven cent
charge for parking in the lot. What one hundred and
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sixteen dollars and eighty seven cents some sort of surcharge
for sadness right on top of the it's ninety dollars
which they charge. It's a sadness surcharge, sadness searcharge, my butt.
When I rolled in, there was a man with an
iPad standing there and he said, do you have prepaid parking?
And I showed him my receipt and he said, okay,
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go down to the bottom level. Don't park where it's
as reserved. I said, you got it, buddy. At the
first moment I thought you were gonna say patch. No,
there was a man with an I bet and he
said and I said to Josh, see this is what
you do. And then I don't know who's gonna pay
me one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven cents.
But somebody better because this isn't going to stand and
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wait till you see me. Email people later like Kermit
the Frog from that meme.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're banging away in the type right. Oh my god,
and you have the original receipt.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, then it's everything I got.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You got receipt, my receipt. Knock it off with your sadness.
Search charge one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven
cents of magic. Hell you say the hell the hell
on top of my sadness for real? You spot here too?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, it'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah. They typically have very good customer songs. I don't
know what happened here. I blame the guy with the
eye patch.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh, I mean, because we still have TV to do.
We have to finish this nearly award winning radio program,
and then we'll seg over to do TV, so we'll
wrap up the radio show. Well, you know, we still
at the Daily Bender because that we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Then we gotta do. Damn, I haven't heard that in
a while.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You can still make your last minute request via the
talk bag feature on the iHeart radio app that little
red microphone.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Your phone's gonna record you've seen you show up here
in studio. We're gonna play the songs boom, no bad ones,
no bad ones, only good ones. Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And then Jody and I have to take the highly coveted,
highly in demand duo thing and take it over to TV.
We'll do Studio thirteen live at eleven o'clock on Fox
thirteen with Maria.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And we're such homers with our Seattle sweatshirts. We really are.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, I figured I where my my Mariner's jersey, just
one more.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Time before the bonfire.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's not a bonfire.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
What's wrong with you? I know, of course I was joking,
were you though? There's always things.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's Jody and Bender just trying to get through the day.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's all we're doing. What were the five Stages of grief?
The Five stages of grief.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Denial is number one, then anger, then negotiation.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Bargaining bargaining, yeah, close enough, and then depression, depression, and
finally acceptance. We're at depression, yeah, because we skipped all
the other stuff because we can't negotiate with anybody. There's
nothing to be angry about. And denial, there's no denying it.
I didn't skip over anger. And I was in denial
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for a minute when we were at the Seahawks game
at Loominfield last night and a guy because my phone
was glitching. Those T mobile service is not great in Luminfield.
In my hand my bunk said it was still three
to one, and the guy behind me goes, no, damn it.
I was like, what happened? Springer just did a three
round hour. Now we're losing.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, ye, spanning the glube to find the news you
didn't know you needed to know, said Daily Bender Gazette.
Now here's bender. So what we need is a stupid story. Yes, please,
I'll cleanse the palette.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Of the seriousness of the day. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Uh. Because that brought to you by the Seattle International
Autor Show going to be in town the weekend of
November fourteenth, four people have been arrested in Florida, Tokyo. Oh,
you didn't think I was going to go five straight
days of Florida.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, but it was four straight days that I was
guessing somewhere else. So I'm back in Florida.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Four people have been arrested for trying to smuggle about
eight kilos of gold worth six hundred and fifty thousand
dollars from Hong Kong to Japan by concealing gold powder
in their underwear.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Gold powder is under even though thing like in plastic bags.
Sure you're gonna sprinkle gold powder in your underwear. You're
not gonna land with gold powder. You're gonna land with
something else. I'm answering medical. I'm giving medical information here,
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man or woman.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's like the episode of Friends when you try to
get the leather pants off.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I've made a paste, yes,
Ninety seven The Jests Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, my good friends, that Carter Suber is sunny and
sixty today. Bender. The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression,
and acceptance. Where are you right now?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Only in stage one?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Denial? Okay, well no, maybe I've moved on to anger, be.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Angry about I mean, depression? What's the one's depression?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bargaining is the third one?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Bart, what's the what was the second one?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So it goes denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and then finally.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, well let's do this okay, uh uh denial
now it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Uh to bargaining is when you try and make a deal.
Obviously you can't can't do that. Anger, you're in depression. Yeah,
we're gonna go right to depression. Yeah, the fourth stage
of anger. Well, the Mariners and the fans are all
pretty heart broken as that four to three loss to
the Blue Jays in Game seven ended our World Series dream.
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And we were so closed.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We had nine outs, we were we were nine outs away.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, that's fine, here's a here's some more bad news.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh good, the Seahawks one.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, Well me right, Okay, The big dark is
coming November two, when Seattle turns its clockbacks, that'll be
at the end of daylight saving.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Time, and we will darkness three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
An appeals court ruled that the administration can deploy National
Guard troops to Portland, desprite strong objections from leaders in
the state. Amazon says systems are back online after AWS,
their cloud computing platform that powers apparently all the Internet,
and we found out yesterday when it went down for
several hours and many major websites, including uh social media,
(01:55):
but also banks and cryptocurrency exchanges and US airlines. The
call remains unknown. Five that's how many years former French
president Nicholas Sarkozy was sentenced to serve in prison for
criminal conspiracy. He arrived at a complex in Paris earlier
today to begin his time behind bars. Today's back to
the Future day. Cassio is re releasing Marty McFly's Calculator Watch.
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There's more info on our Facebook page. It's there. Eric
Dean set to guest star in an episode of NBC's
Brilliant Minds as an ALS patient while he's battling the
disease himself. The episode is set to air November twenty fourth.
He doesn't play himself in the show, if I'm not
being clear, he plays a firefighter in non baseball sports.
Congrats to my guy, Jackson Smith INJIGBA had his NFL
(02:41):
leading fifth one hundred yard receiving game as the Seahawks
beat the Texans last night. Cracking lost to the Flyers.
They have the capital.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jury says, my god, my god. Remember he's an Ohio
state buck guy like Jodi is.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I know it was fun and sad to watch C. J.
Stroud struggle last night, who was also in Ohio state. Obviously,
I want the Seahawks to win sure, and every time
the whole stadium was like, oh, you know, like third downs.
I screamed, but not as loud as I could.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Way to go, I could have some I could have
screamed louder, but I was like, wow, Yeah, let's see
your Jodi and Benders song of the day this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So yeah, we're talking baseball in here. We're just not u.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So on the good news. Seahawks won. Yeah, Lions.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
One.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So you went two for two last night, yes, the
Lion So you're over all weekend record was four and two.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Let's freaking go look at me, Well, look at you.
Are you adding it to my list of good things
that I've done?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Adding it to What does that even mean? Adding it
to list of good things?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You? Yeah, good things that I've done? What does that mean?
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We hold on seven? So you were you're what I say,
four and two for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You said, right, so you're sixing one?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right? He said, all right, So you are now twenty
three fifteen and one.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So Jody, through seven weeks of the nash at All
Football League, you're eight games over five hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Not bad with a tie. Josh and I had so
much fun speaking of the National Football League, we had
so much fun at the Seahawks game last night. Not
according to that picture you sent me. Yeah, well, let
me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That picture, Jody and I are going back and forth
because I I had Are you still there?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm shocked. It's like, you know, ten minut.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's into the second quarter, you're still in the building.
And she sends a picture of her and Josh. You
would have thought that this was a punishment for Josh,
and that Jody was also mad that she was there
(05:21):
for a punishment for her son.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We were so sad about the Mariners, you know, it
was so it was really exciting that Louminfield was starting
to get packed and they were showing the Mariners up
on the big screen and Julio hit that home run
and everybody was like yeah, and I was having cal
hit the home run.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You're like, yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That wasn't up. That wasn't up on the radio. Okay.
Now I was having connectivity issues with my phone. My service.
My service provider is not well received at Luminfield. But
the guy next to me and a guy two rows
in front of me where we were all watching the game,
and I had my phone in my hand. It was
three to one, but it wasn't refreshing, and all of
a sudden, behind me, I heard a guy go damn,
(06:01):
George Springer, and I was like, what happened? And he
was like three run, home run. Now we're losing. And
I was like no, like a guttural no.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So if you're waking up this morning because you didn't
want to watch the game, you didn't want to see
anything whatever. The Mariners lost four to three Game seven
of the American League Championship Series. Uh, and they're out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We were pretty sad.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That'd be the Blue Jays and the Dodgers right in
the World Series.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And just to be clear, now, that means that we're
rooting for the Dodgers, right, We're rooting for the Dodgers
because the Blue Jays are going to lose to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So I'm going to assume that the Dodgers are just
gonna wipe them. I would assume.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Sonna absolutely smoke them all, right, so now we are
all shoho Tani got it. I felt very star.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oscar Hernandez former Mariner shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I felt sad for Josh because he couldn't get back
into the Seahawks game. The Seahawks game that we were
very excited to attend, and we had great seats, and
we had two very annoying girls in front of us
who were taking Let me ask your question, yeah, exactly,
how many selfies do you need? That's an honest question.
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And I kept saying to Josh, I'm trying not to
get upset about people enjoying themselves like such a boomer.
I'm trying not to get like such a bo when
I tell you, it was just these two girls and
they were taking constantly mid twenties late twenties hot. No, oh,
well I asked that because Josh is Yeah, they were
(07:37):
taking near constant selfies of themselves and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Then they kept we're simply fans and it has missed
with us.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Imagine how those guys.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean, well, there's a video of Brian Wu being
interviewed in the locker room and somebody, I don't think
it has been revealed as to who, but somebody's in
the back just screaming, screaming, just want this, just crashing
out hard in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
However bad you feel, Multiply that by one hundred. It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So yeah, So we're all commiserating together this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
A couple things we still got to do. We're still
waiting on the Jody and Bendors song of the day.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What was that feature? Or you can text us, or
you can call and just let it ring and ring.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And ring, because there's nobody here to answer the phones
but us, and we can't answer when we're on the
air unless we want to play radio skydiving.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, I'm about to jump into very important news break.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Are you gonna lead with the baseball game? No?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Powered by Carter Super It's gonna sixty today. I want
to shake it up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Apparently, the the video of Brian Woobing interviewing in the
locker room and the scream happening in the background.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With Culio, well that makes sense. Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened. Wise words said by I don't
know who. Some people say doctor Seuss, but I don't
think that's true anyway. The Mariners lost Game seven of
the ALCS and our world series dreams are down the
(09:18):
toilet for now, for now.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, okay, weird, that's exactly what Dan said last night.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Our World series dreams are down the toilet for now.
That's right. There's always next year, said every Mariners fam.
A nude beach at Denny Blaine Park can stay open
to the public until at least next spring, after King
County is born. But we need some good news after
an anonymous group of neighbors sued the city and its
(09:46):
park department in April to shut it down. Too bad,
prudes not today. Skyline High School's popular head football coach
has been temporarily relieved of his duties pending an investigation. Meanwhile,
Skyline's coaching staff is taking a stand and will not
reach turned to the sidelines until he is reinstated. The
rumor this is a rumor is that it stems from
(10:06):
parents complaining about player participation issues. My son Billy has
been standing on the sidelines for the last two years
and he never gets supply.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I didn't realize do we have audio? I didn't realize
we had audio.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
This morning, my son adio, we had news clips we
donated to the fundraiser, and my son Bill. How do
I get it to stop? I think you can't ever
get it to stop. As the government shut down stalemate
enters this twenty first day, both parties facing mounting pressure
to reserve the gridlock, with hundreds of thousands of government
workers still furloughed, can view. The American company that makes
(10:41):
Talentholls pushing back against an ft A proposal to change
the pain killer safety label. The label would mention a
possible link between Tallenhall use during pregnancy and diagnoses of
autism or ADHD in ADHD in children. Many credible health
experts agree that the science does absolutely not support that claim.
A report from Google found the best time to buy
plane tickets for Thanksgiving is today, Hey, You'll get the
(11:04):
best price thirty five days before your travel date, and
Thanksgiving is thirty seven days away. In sports, the Seahawks
twenty seven nineteen over the Texans last night, and the
Kraken lost to the Flyers. They have the capitals today.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Jody and Bender Top five Tuesday, number three. On this
date in nineteen ninety three, Meat Loaf.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bender, What were you doing on this date in nineteen
ninety three?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I was doing the night show at Z one hundred
in Portland.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And what was your night guy name?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I was Richie Cunningham. I was Richie Cunningham doing nights
at Z one hundred in Portland. What were you doing
in nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
In nineteen ninety three, I was just starting my junior
year in high school East Brunswick, New Jersey. Go Bears,
Go Bears from Facebook. Michelle says, I was my first
month into my senior year of high school, and then
Sarah says hey same, and then Marianne says hey same.
Was living in Hawaii at the age of three, and
(12:02):
Heather was in San Diego for her brother's Navy boot camp.
Pass in review the.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Early eighties, You want me to say what terrorized y'all's neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Go ahead, Vincent, Take one.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It is Jody and Vender Pewtet Sound Showdown. Lisa in
Ballader's our returning champion. Hi, Lisa, Hey there, Lise, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
You're gonna be taking on Adam and Finney Ridge Adam.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Good morning, Hello dude, Adam. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm ready, Lisa. Yes, you have it in you to
win again. Right, I'm gonna give up my best.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Okay, we can.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ask Rick Springfield. Tickets are on the line for his
show November third. Muckle Shoot, Jody's got the questions you guys,
buzz in with your name when you know the answer.
First person of five wins good luck.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
On an old fashioned rotary phone, what number requires the
longest turn of the dial?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Lisa Lisa zero.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
On an eighty. On an eighties TV series, an orphan
named Penelope Brewster was better known as what Lisa Lisa
Adam Honky Brewster. On food packaging, a circle with a
you indicates that the food is certified as what.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Adam Adam Kosher.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
On his hit TV talk show, Mary, the host famously
says to some of his guests you are not.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What Adam Adam the Father scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's tied up at two. Tied up at two. In
the abbreviation for medical procedure known as an MRI, what
does the I stand for?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
EA?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Tigos to bender? Imaging? Imaging is correct? Hum? In the
Animal Kingdom? What term is used to describe the male
who is the dominant member of the group?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Adam Lisa Elpa.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
In the board game risk, what continent has the most
territories for a player to occupy?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Lisa Lisa Russia?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Adam Asia scoreboards and the contestants are tied up at three.
Bender has won? In Which Broadway musical was the set
designed to look like a junk yard for the animals
to run around In Adam Cats, Adam now has four
(15:02):
to Lisa's three. In the Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol,
what's Tiny Tim's last name? Better? I'll give you one
hundred American dollars if you know this? Schwartz cratch it
so close scoreboard, Adam as four Lisa's three, Bender has one.
(15:26):
In the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, What is the
last thing that has bid? Goodnight? Lisa? Lisa? The Moon?
Adam for the wind. You know it, everybody Bender noises everywhere,
(15:51):
good night noises everywhere? All right, Adam has four Lisa's
three bender as one Christmas Carol, all good night Moon,
so many places? Okay uh. In the children's rhyme this
Little Piggy, Where did the first little piggy go? Nara
(16:13):
Lisa market to the market? Wo wow.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Jody calls a four to four tie a full house
house in Puget Sound showed out.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Makes no sense, but it's what we've been doing for
it here it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So the next one wins.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of a classic TV SITD Come Happy Days. What was
the name of Richie Cunningham's practical, joke loving buddy played
by actor Don Most.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Lisa Lisa for the win, POxy.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Good guess not correct? Adam for the win.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ralph Mouth game over.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Jest.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Jody's ninety news update now.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
By Carter Super We're gonna be sunny in sixty today. Bender.
The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression,
and acceptance. Where are you now?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We've already jumped to depression because there's nothing we could
do as far as the bargaining, right and there's nothing
to be angry about. Yeah uh, and there's not much
denial that can take place.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So I think we've already jumped to depression. Depression where
we are LAS one acceptance, acceptance, Yes, heartbreak as the
Seattle Mariners will not make it to the World Series
and that dream has ended four Now there's always next season,
said the Mariners fans. Every year, the Big Dark is coming.
November second, Seattle turns its clocks back, marking the end
(17:43):
of daylight saving time for twenty twenty five and the
last tibulous Sea sunshine four months. You're just I love
the Big Dark. Hey, Judy, do you think that's because
you get off work at eleven am? You bet, you bet.
That's why dark. For national Sasquatch Awareness Day, a new
(18:04):
report ranked back for national Sasquatch Awareness Day.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
A national Sasquatch Awareness Day.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
A new report ranked the places in America where your
statistically most likely to spot a bigfoot. Top two places
are West Virginia and Washington State Washington national Sasquat Awareness Day.
That's right. Amazon says its systems are back online after
Amazon Web Services, the cloud computing platform that powers everything
(18:33):
in the world, as it turns out banks in cryptocurrency
exchanges these several US airlines. The cause remains unknown. Former
President Biden just finished a round of radiation therapini as
treatment for prostate cancer. His eighty third birthday is approaching
next month. A report from Google found the best time
to buy plane tickets for Thanksgiving is now. Thanksgiving is
(18:54):
thirty seven days away, and you get the best price
thirty five days before your travel date. Cohler just debuted
six hundred dollars toilet camera that watches you go to
the bathroom, then analyzes the results to track your healthy time.
I'm not gonna make too much fun of this as
a colon cancer survivor, sure, because among the things that
measures are things that actually could tell you if you
(19:15):
have a problem that you need to get checked out
with blood and your stool and trying to not say
blood in your stool, but then I just said it. Uh,
it fits on the side you were tap dancing and
then step right in it, just right into it. It
fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses
optical sensors, so it not it's not like it takes
pictures of your actual butt. It spits out stats on
(19:36):
your phone. You sign in on a fingerprint scanner, so
it knows who's waisted scanning in case you're married and
you both use the same toilet. Anyway, who's gonna give
me the endorsement? Because I mean, you sold it. You
sold that well. Man also tell you whether you're dehydrated,
which is something I also do for people who are
at my house.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And you have to use the scanner to use the toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You have to. He's a fingerprints ganner when you want
it to scan see, yeah, okay. In sports, okay, he
nailed it. He nailed it. Watching some of the postgame
stuff yesterday and I don't understand why they made cal
interview or anybody interview. I mean, the dude was clearly crying,
(20:22):
very upset, and then they're asking how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Like how do you think he feels?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
What a horrible situation to put him in.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Anyways, love you guys. That's what you need. If you're
the news director or the harports director. If you're gonna
give you're gonna put cameras in there and interview players,
and the players are like, hey man, we'll get him
next year, and there's no emotion you know, like Russell
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Wilson would do after he would throw and not let
Marshawn run and we lost the Super Bowl and his
response was we'll get him next year. Everybody lost their
minds that he showed no emotion. So when you have
the cameras in there in the locker room and you've
got all the players, you know, clearly distraught. That's what
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people want to see. It's horrible to watch it because
you guys, you know, you have these guys. This is
what they do for a living, and they they got
so close, and we as a city got so close
to being in the World Series for the first time
in franchise history, and everybody just is beside themselves with.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Sadness.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And here it is the day after, and yes, you're
seeing all the clips and you're seeing Brian wu in
the locker room and he's being asked, hey, so how
you doing. And you hear reports have it that it's
Julio screaming in the background, just.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Crashing out in the locker room.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
But it's you know that it's what we want to see, right,
I mean, you don't want to see a player go
back the big deal. Hey, it was good to get
is this far and we'll just do better.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
If you're feeling heartbroken, you'd like to think that they
are feeling ten times worse. And the answer is they're
feeling one hundred thousand times worse.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
But is it possible to go from bad.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
To worse? And Jody's response is yes, yes, And I
have receipts pulled up here in two separate places to
defend my story.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Now for those that are waking up this morning, just like,
oh heartbroken, Jody would like you all to know, all
of you, all of you worse for me. It's worse
for Jody.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So I use I use a great app whenever I'm
going to park downtown for any events at Climate Pledge
in Paramount or especially at a Mariner's Seahawks game, I
use an app called spot here, Yes free plug for
It's fantastic. We've all used it. Yes. You basically reserve
yourself a spot in one of many garages. Every once
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in a while you'll pull up and they're there is
no spot available, but that happens very rarely. So I
got a spot at the first Avenue South home Plate
Center garage, the one that's right next to Kingfing King yes.
When I bought this pass, it was a couple weeks
ago and I paid fifty three dollars and sixty three cents. Oh,
pretty hefty, A pretty hefty price. But how much was
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it would be worse? How much was it last night?
Last night? It was ninety dollars. And as I was
turning into the garage, I turned to Josh and I said, see, Josh,
this is why we buy.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
See Josh, look what mommy. What mommy did?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Here's Mommy again getting us a sweet deal. As close
as we want to be. We're all set with our
secure parking spot. And this morning I woke up with
a one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven cent
charge for parking in the lot. What one hundred and
(23:52):
sixteen dollars and eighty seven cents some sort of surcharge
for sadness right on top of the it's ninety dollars
which they charge. It's a sadness surcharge, sadness searcharge, my butt.
When I rolled in, there was a man with an
iPad standing there and he said, do you have prepaid parking?
And I showed him my receipt and he said, okay,
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go down to the bottom level. Don't park where it's
as reserved. I said, you got it, buddy. At the
first moment I thought you were gonna say patch. No,
there was a man with an I bet and he
said and I said to Josh, see this is what
you do. And then I don't know who's gonna pay
me one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven cents.
But somebody better because this isn't going to stand and
(24:36):
wait till you see me. Email people later like Kermit
the Frog from that meme.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're banging away in the type right. Oh my god,
and you have the original receipt.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, then it's everything I got.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You got receipt, my receipt. Knock it off with your sadness.
Search charge one hundred and sixteen dollars and eighty seven
cents of magic. Hell you say the hell the hell
on top of my sadness for real? You spot here too?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, it'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah. They typically have very good customer songs. I don't
know what happened here. I blame the guy with the
eye patch.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh, I mean, because we still have TV to do.
We have to finish this nearly award winning radio program,
and then we'll seg over to do TV, so we'll
wrap up the radio show. Well, you know, we still
at the Daily Bender because that we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Then we gotta do. Damn, I haven't heard that in
a while.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You can still make your last minute request via the
talk bag feature on the iHeart radio app that little
red microphone.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Your phone's gonna record you've seen you show up here
in studio. We're gonna play the songs boom, no bad ones,
no bad ones, only good ones. Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And then Jody and I have to take the highly coveted,
highly in demand duo thing and take it over to TV.
We'll do Studio thirteen live at eleven o'clock on Fox
thirteen with Maria.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And we're such homers with our Seattle sweatshirts. We really are.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, I figured I where my my Mariner's jersey, just
one more.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Time before the bonfire.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's not a bonfire.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
What's wrong with you? I know, of course I was joking,
were you though? There's always things.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's Jody and Bender just trying to get through the day.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's all we're doing. What were the five Stages of grief?
The Five stages of grief.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Denial is number one, then anger, then negotiation.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Bargaining bargaining, yeah, close enough, and then depression, depression, and
finally acceptance. We're at depression, yeah, because we skipped all
the other stuff because we can't negotiate with anybody. There's
nothing to be angry about. And denial, there's no denying it.
I didn't skip over anger. And I was in denial
(26:51):
for a minute when we were at the Seahawks game
at Loominfield last night and a guy because my phone
was glitching. Those T mobile service is not great in Luminfield.
In my hand my bunk said it was still three
to one, and the guy behind me goes, no, damn it.
I was like, what happened? Springer just did a three
round hour. Now we're losing.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, ye, spanning the glube to find the news you
didn't know you needed to know, said Daily Bender Gazette.
Now here's bender. So what we need is a stupid story. Yes, please,
I'll cleanse the palette.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Of the seriousness of the day. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Uh. Because that brought to you by the Seattle International
Autor Show going to be in town the weekend of
November fourteenth, four people have been arrested in Florida, Tokyo. Oh,
you didn't think I was going to go five straight
days of Florida.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, but it was four straight days that I was
guessing somewhere else. So I'm back in Florida.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Four people have been arrested for trying to smuggle about
eight kilos of gold worth six hundred and fifty thousand
dollars from Hong Kong to Japan by concealing gold powder
in their underwear.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Gold powder is under even though thing like in plastic bags.
Sure you're gonna sprinkle gold powder in your underwear. You're
not gonna land with gold powder. You're gonna land with
something else. I'm answering medical. I'm giving medical information here,
(28:38):
man or woman.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's like the episode of Friends when you try to
get the leather pants off.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I've made a paste, yes,
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