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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You'll win the TAGA ninety five seven The jest Joony's
ninety second News Update.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, I don't like doing it like that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
No, No, okay, No, we have to do news first
that welcomes everybody to the program.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why just welcome to a bed of the program and
to let them know that they could win stuff. Nah,
you'd rather inform them for it. Yeah, get this out
of the way, and then you could be like, all right, well,
I got the song of the day out of the way,
and then we can focus on news. Not getting news
out of the way to focus on the song of
the day.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh know, what do you guys think? Text in one
song of the day and then the news. All right,
let's go. Powered by Carter Subreu, Katie Wilson took the
lead over Bruce Harrel yesterday by a mere ninety one
votes in the race for Seattle mayor. It will be
one of the closest races in Seattle's history. Both campaigns
gearing up for possible recounts. There are still over six
thousand ballots to be counted. Long a shutdown in US
(00:50):
history could be over within days after the Senate approved
to build to reopen the federal government House is set
to vote on the bill tomorrow, then it'll head to
the President's desk for a signature. The deal would restore
critical services like federal food Aid, as well as pay
for hundreds of thousands of federal workers. Some cities in
southeast US today could face some of their coldest early
November temperatures in decades. Daily record lows will be threatened
(01:12):
today in parts of Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, the Carolina's southeast Louisiana,
and in Florida, where my father was already wearing his
sweatsuit yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Making sound like he's at the corner store in the Sopranos.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh, my dad, Yeah, are you kidding? They're from Brooklyn.
The planet's biggest climate conference, COP thirty is kicked off
with representatives from more than one hundred and ninety countries
descending on the Brazilian city of Belaime. They will spend
two weeks deep in negotiations on how to halt catastrophic
climate change. Our administration will not be sending a high
level delegate to the summit, but Governor Newsom will be there.
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Megan Duchess of Sussex and Bender's secret girlfriend is prepping
a holiday special called with Love Megan Holiday Celebration. Hey,
a Different World is getting a sequel series, Remember a
Different World. It'll focus on Dwayne and Whitley's daughter. On
TV tonight, Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron returns to
the show for the first time since he was fired.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That won't be awkward. In sports, look, we all returned.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I know what else are we gonna do? In sports,
Cracking hosts the Blue Jackets and it's Coast Tuesday. If
you care about watching basketball, you got the seventy six
ers and the Celtics and the Kings and the Nuggets. Also,
New York Giants fired their head coach Brian Dable, apparently
because Giants can't win a game.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, they had it for a minute, though, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
If you missed Puget Sound Showdown yesterday, we'll do that next,
but not before your one thousand dollars pay day. Keyword.
Hang on, Hi, it's bender. I just read something that.
Did you think that was just for my benefit?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I thought mostly the cameras are on when the MIC's
are on. Whatever, I don't care if you want to
turn that into video, I don't care. Everybody should know
that I use these menthol and Hailer's up my nose.
You get them on Amazon Air. Great, it's like eucalyptus menthol.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
This is the next video. It's gonna go viral.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Good stuff clears up the nationals. All right, Moving along
Top five Tuesday. Where were you November eleventh, nineteen ninety five?
You use a talkback feature. You could text us or
you could call us, but we won't answer now because
now it's time for news powered by Carter subru Hey.
It's Veterans Day. Ceremonies and tributes will be held across
(03:29):
the country today to honor the millions of men and
women who have served in the US Armed Forces. Now,
since it's federal holiday, you know that schools, banks, and
post offices will also be closed. But the good news
is free all and trades at Applebee's, free haircuts at
Great Clips, Great time for deals, Starbucks, Denny's, Chipotle, Wendy's.
Some places will require proof of military service, so don't
(03:50):
be a jerk. The Wanatchi, the state's first hybrid electric ferry,
was taken out of service on Sunday for the third
time since the vessel made its debut in July. Great
Debut Airlines required to cut six percent of their flights
at forty major airports today following in an order from
the FAA. This expected to trigger more widespread delays and
cancelations at some of the nation's busiest air ports, which
(04:12):
includes seat Tech Airport. Aviation experts say the situations could
worsen because they're going to cut eight percent by Thursday
and ten percent by Friday, So if you're traveling this weekend,
make sure you keep an eye on it. The families
of seven campers and two counselors who died in the
catastrophic flooding that swept through Camp Mystic this pants summer
are suing the Texas camp and its owners, accusing them
(04:34):
of gross negligence. Long a shutdown in US history could
be over within days after the Senate approved a bill
to open the federal government back up for business. Houses
set to vote on the bill tomorrow, and then it'll
head to the President's desk for his signature. TNT has
promised not to edit out the pits sometimes graphic medical
imagery when the network airs the entire fifteen episode first
(04:56):
season throughout the month of December. If you liked er
back in the day. You like medical dramas that are
really about medicine and not about McDreamy McSteamy, no offense.
Gray's Anatomy. The Pit, which premiered on HBO Max, is
so good. So if you don't pay for HBO Max,
you can watch it on TNT and they're not going
(05:16):
to edit out any of the gory stuff. Huh did
you watch The Pit yet?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
All you do is watch shows that I do not recommend.
All I do is come to you with the greatest
list of shows. And every year at the end of
the year, when they do their roundup of the best shows,
the top ten list, those are all the shows I watch,
Like I watch and then I come and I and
I am so happy for it, And I say to you, uh,
I watched the greatest series. I know you're going all
(05:40):
the stuff that I watch, you're like me and ch
just started gillicking in Sinatra.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Hold on on, TBA, hold on, Yeah, the stuff that
I also suggest, you go, oh my god, that was
really good.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes, some of the stuff okay on yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But so just because I'm not on bandwagon stuff doesn't
mean that the stuff I'm finding like the needles and
the haystack. I mean, what can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Are you finding needles in the history The iconic hat
worn by Margaret Hamilton in nineteen thirty nine. Wizard of
Oz is going up for auction December ninth. Guess how
much they think it's gonna get.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I've seen it two and a half million.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Crazy Come on.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
For one hat. In sports, Kraken hosts the Blue Jackets tonight.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Top five? Come on Janet at number three with a runaway.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I love that song. That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Top five Tuesday. We do it every Tuesday. We change
up the year so it'd be this date. Nineteen ninety five,
Apollo thirteen was the number one movie. Seahawks are in
the midst of a three game winning streak. They'll end
the season eight and eight, miss the playoffs. The Sonics
have returned to the newly renovated Key Arena after playing
the previous season. If it's coma Dome, they make it
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all the way to the NBA Finals and lose to
Jordan and the Bulls. Sor gas was a dollar twenty
five a gallon. Wow stamps thirty two cents. Movie ticket
four dollars thirty five cents.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The average new Hall one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars.
The average new car eighteen thousand dollars in nineteen ninety five.
It was thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I can't place it because I was in my sophomore
year of college at Ohio State, and I feel like
I was not like those sound that sounds like nineteen
fifties prices to me. You say a movie ticket was
four dollars four.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Dollars thirty five cents, that was the average.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What did I still always spend so much money? I
don't understand saying a house costs one hundred.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
High or hammered you wake up the next morning? Are
your money's going? I don't understand. It's Jody and Bender
putted sound showdown. The champion is back representing Brambridge Island.
It's match high Matge, Hey, good morning, Mitch, Mitch. Mitch
was it was very enthusiastic about your part. Uh, Mett,
(08:00):
you're gonna be taken on. Steve and Everett. Hi, Steve,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
What a Steve.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Has? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You bring that back? No? What was that?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Was that bud light?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, No, We're not doing that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Steve his first time he's ever played the game. He's
very excited. Can you feel listen? Can you feel the energy?
Jody and I are just trying to get through the show,
realizing it's a holiday. Nobody's listening. Everything's fine. Nobody's listening
except Steve and Mitch. Jody has the questions this morning,
(08:37):
you guys are gonna buzz in with your name. When
you know the answer, first person of five wins good luck.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
The gases that's around the Earth are collectively called the what.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The ozone?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Nope? Looking for atmosphere? Oh? What celebrity had her dog
cloned twice? Bender is correct? Black gold in Tennessee. T
What am I talking about?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Steve? Steve Oil?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
What bird is the symbol of New Zealand? Bender?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
The penguin, the Kiwi?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
The damn it?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know we were in New Zealand a year ago today?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yes, I did what actor produced the TV show Entourage?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Steve, You've got in there, Mark Wahlberg scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Steve now has two, Mitch not on the board. Bender
has one. What does i Q actually stand for?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Mitch?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Intelligence Quotients.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Omaha, Sioux City and Kansas City are all on what river?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ah Bender, Mississippi?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
That is not correct. It's the Missouri You're firing on
an all cylinder shot. I know you already know that,
but I'm here to tell you a great job. Bud
Stevens too. Mitch and Bender each have one. What three
letter word means the smallest piece of information used by
a computer?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Mitch uh Ben tied up at two.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Where is the famous New York City Christmas tree located
during the holiday season?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Mitch seem Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
What's the Canadian dollar coin called ah Bender? I don't know.
It's called a looney, called a looney here?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I know you know that.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm actually dropped. Way to go, Bud ye Bud, Way to.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Get all over it?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Wait to lock in?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
What's the movie about the Jamaican Bob's led team called
Mitch Cool? Running scoreboard has four, Steve has two, Bender
has won man Mitch was playing possible?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He sure was.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
What holiday created on Seinfeld is an alternative to traditional
winter holidays and to celebrate Mitch for the win.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Fust of Us game over Sparing of Grievances.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Will be seven The Jets Jony's ninety second News update
now our.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Good friends that partner Subrew's gonna be sunny, mid fifties
today for a Veterans Day, where ceremonies and tributes will
be held across the country to honor the millions of
men and women who have served in the US Armed forces.
Public schools, banks, post offices are closed. Lots of discounts
going on too, Freebie's Starbucks, Danny's, Chipotle, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Wendy's, Wendy, What's Wendy doing.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Wendy and her friends, Great Clips, Applebee's, you name it.
Of course, places will require proof of military service, so
don't be a terrible person. Katie Wilson took the lead
over Bruce Harrell on the morning yesterday by a mere
ninety one votes in the race for Seattle mayor. But
we'll see how this goes because this is going to
be among the closest races in Seattle history. Both campaigns
(12:13):
are gearing up for possible recounts. There are still over
six thousand ballots to be counted. The longes shutdown in
US history could be over within days, after the Senate
approved a bill to open the federal government again. House
is set to vote on the bill tomorrow. Then it'll
head to the President's desk for his signature. We'll see
how everything goes tomorrow. Some cities in the southeastern US
could face some of their coldest early November temperatures in decades.
(12:35):
Daily record lows will be threatened today in parts of Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia,
and the Carolinas. And apparently my father is wearing his
sweatsuit already in Florida. The Powerball jackpop surge to an
estimated five hundred and twelve million dollars after yesterday's drawing
ended with no grand prize winner. Estimated jackpop for tonight's
drawing is a whopping nine hundred million dollars for Mega millions.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Let's go, We're in. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
The creator Roger Rabbit recently regained the rights from Disney
working on a live action Jessica Rabbit movie. Yeah. Remember
who frames?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
What do you mean? What do you mean he got
the rights back?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I guess he lost them.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
So does that mean if you go to Tnetown that
all the who framed Roger Rabbit stuff is gone?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, it's there. I don't know how his what his
right situation were, but he wrote the book, so maybe
he sold the rights to Disney for a portion of
the time, and maybe he just bought them back.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's extremely an underrated movie. Who framed Roger Rabbit? When
you go back and you look at the technology of
that movie when it was done is crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
At Bob Hoskins was amazing and the technology is amazing,
A great and it's funny. I guess this one is
going to be a prequel because the other book that
he wrote was a prequel, a Jessica Rabbit prequel. Yeah.
The iconic hat worn by Margaret Hamilton, who is the
Wicked Witch of the West and the Wizard of Oz
is going up for auction December ninth. Last time it
went up for auction was two years ago and it
(14:00):
sold for two point nine to three million dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So they're going to take a hit on this one.
Why are they turning around selling it again? I have
You've only had it for two years. You haven't been
able to enjoy.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It, you know, right? I really enjoy looking at this
hat again. In sports Cracking hosts The Blue Jacket and
it's Coast Coast Tuesday. If you care about Basketball seventy
six or Celtics, and then kings and nuggets.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, next chance had one thousand dollars. With that
one thousand dollars pay day, keyword is coming up. Also,
I was hosting Studio thirteen Live yesterday on Fox and
we had a magician come through, a mentalist. I showed
you the video. Yeah, no idea, How helly did it
me either? We will just Yeah. So yesterday after the
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radio show, I went over to Fox and I hosted
Studio thirteen Live.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
All by yourself, because that's the new format, all by
myself and you put on a sport coat. I looked
very handsome.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Thank you, You're welcome. During the show, we brought in
Nate Jester, who was a local magician slash mentalist, to
talk about the brand new third installment of the you
Know the Magic movie and Now You See Me Now.
It's called now You See Me Now you don't.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Those are supposed to be great. I haven't seen any
of those movie.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I saw the first one, I see the second one.
I think maybe I did it, And the third one
is coming out this Friday.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So we brought Nayden to do a couple of card tricks,
and one of the tricks he did blew everybody's mind
in the studio. I have the video. The video is
up at Jody and Bender on Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
And that's the difference between a mentalist and a magician, right,
because a mentalist like works with the power of your
mind and doesn't work with like fancy props. Like a
mentalist makes you feel like you don't know what you're
witnessing anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Like I don't understand here is I'll try to walk
you through it unless this thing is self explanatory, because
I've never actually just listened to the audio without watching
the video. Here's where the hell's the Why don't I
have any sound? Jody?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Oh, somebody touch your buttons?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't have any sound, damn it, Strawberry.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh it is.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Behind your back though.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Now this is gonna be the most insane coincidence you've
experienced in a long time.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I want you to shuffle these behind your back though.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Okay, so yeah, put the deck behind your back then, yeah,
just separate and switch them.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Do it once or twice.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You don't need to tell me how many times you
do it. And I actually don't want the camera to see.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This has to be a surprise but shuffling the deck
of cards behind my back and the car.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Now take you to the top or the bottom card.
Either one put it in a pocket, don't let the camera, seed,
don't use it. I don't want to see.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Look at the cards. They're all different. It's mucking out
of the car phansroom there.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
It's not like it's a it's not like, yeah, you
can show. Now.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
This is gonna be the most insane coincident.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Should either one put it in a pocket, don't let
the camera, seed, don't use that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So I've taken a card. I put it in my
back pocket, gave him back the deck. I don't want
to see. Look at the cards, they're all different. It's
looking out of the car phantom there.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
It's not like it's a it's not like, yeah, you
can show everybody.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Let's take the deck out of the way.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Now here's the crazy part, because you don't know what
you have in your pocket. But I've got a second
deck over here.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
He puts the deck that I had that you took
one card. Took one card to put in my back pocket.
He takes that deck of cards and puts it on
a table behind us, then takes out a brand new
deck of cards out of his own pocket, and.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm gonna show you all these cards are different.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
You're gonna choose a card out of this deck, Thunder,
and it will be the card that's in your back pocket.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
There is no possible way, No, no, it is possible.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Not only is it possible, it's an absolute certainty it
will actually happen.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
But it's it's just a matter of fact.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Just so, he fans out the cards, and I just
randomly all the cards are faced on a randomly point
to a card.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
A card doesn't matter. Just this one, this one right here,
that one right there right there. Now, I'm gonna give
you three seconds to change your mind. You have three seconds.
Will start right now.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
One, two, three. That's the card to a diamonds.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Just say go ahead, yeah, to a diamonds.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
The card he pulled out of the deck that I
supposedly pointed to. Out of the deck he pulled out
of his pocket was a two of diamonds. It matched
the card that was in my back pocket from the
other deck that I took. How the hell did he
do that?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
How is that possible?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Because, and as I explained towards the end of the segment,
the cards are behind me. Yeah, And I remember thinking,
should I take the bottom cards and I take the
top cards and I screw everything up? What do I do?
And he still, he said, and he said, it wouldn't
have mattered.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You couldn't have even cheated on that one if you wanted,
because you didn't even know what the card.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Was, well idea what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
I wish we.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Had a mentalist or somebody who cause these guys they
never tell you how these tricks are done. And there
are tricks, obviously, but I don't understand how that could
possibly happen. I never understand how any of these could happen.
And it actually frustrats me quite a bit, because you know,
you got guys like David Copperfield when he makes the
Statue of Liberty disappear or whatever. This is all mirrors
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or the David Blaine stuff right with the cards, and
I don't another hour of the show to go, and
then we have to move over to TV because Jody
and I will be on Studio thirteen Live on Fox
at eleven o'clock to discuss all that is the entertainment
stuff that Maria hadn't gotten to yet.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's typically what happens. And one of the stories is
Kim Kardashian's mad at the Kardashian family psychic for wrongly
predicting that she was going to pass the California bar exam.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'll have to make a correction there. The Kardashian family
four different psychics because they each have one because they
use so many, like they have more than one psychic.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
And she's mad and decided to go public. Does and
forgive me because I did not read the story. I
just saw the headline.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
H huh.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Does she call out the psychic by name?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No? And I think that it was featured in an
episode of the show. We both need to do a
deeper dive in the story here. I think it was
featured in of the show because Chris Jenner had a
seventieth birthday party. Bless you so unprofessional?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Really by association.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Brother's kneezing in the middle of the show. We're doing
a show here, we're live.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You sneeze twenty seven times a show. Sometimes the MIC's
are on, sometimes the MIC's are off.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
My favorite is when you mumble to yourself right on time,
where she goes again right on time.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So if you want to hear the rest.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Spanning the glue to find the news you didn't know
you needed to know.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, I know that Daily Bender gazette.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Now here's Bender.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
How's by the Seattle International Auto Show opening up this weekend?
Oh my god? No pictures or video. However, a sighting
has been cited a man in Scotland, Chester County, Pennsylvania.
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A Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization investigator Uh huh, that is
quite the title. Yeah, called an eyewitnessed account from central
Pennsylvania sincere and credible. Apparently the witness, a retired civil engineer,
reported seeing a dark figure cross Interstate eighty at about
(21:24):
five thirty in the afternoon on October.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Fourth, oh my birthday.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Apparently he was traveling about one hundred and fifty yards
behind another vehicle. He watched the human like creature appear
to stand over the car ahead, thinking to myself, what
the hell is he doing? He's gonna get hit. The
figure crossed all the lanes of the highway in three
(21:50):
seconds with a smooth gliding movement before disappearing into the
woods without climbing the guardrail. The hell does that mean?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He walked right through the guardrail.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
He crossed all the lanes in three seconds with smooth
gliding movements before disappearing into the woods without climbing the guardrail.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Right, Okay, so bigfoots a ghost, a fast ghost.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Two additional witnesses reported the sighting that day as well.
One was a hunter with over fifty years experience dating.
I just want to add that I know what I saw,
but I don't know what I saw. It wasn't a bear.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, I don't know. Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I believe there are things out there that have yet
to be discovered, and that there may be something out
there but a sasquatch type thing. Yeah, maybe, I think.
I always find it funny that anytime anybody gets anything
like that on video, it's blurry and they can't keep
the damn camera straight.