December 10, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five seven, The Jest Jody's ninety second News Update.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now Boy Everybody Boy Woy married by Carter Subaru Well Well.
Gadget County has activated Emergency Operations Center. Snowhomish County also
bracing for a second round of flooding this week. It's
expected to be more intense than the first. First Responders
of rescued people from submerged vehicles near Sheehalis. Schools were
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closed in Lewis County. Residents of a mobile home park
had to evacuate along the Snohomish River. Warnings issued for
the Snowquamie River near the Falls, Pullup River and Pullup
affecting Pierce County, and the Nisqually River affecting Pierce and
Lewis Counties. Later today will rain more than it did yesterday.
Seahawks hosts the Colts on Sunday. Why is this interesting, Well,
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because the Colts have signed forty four year old longtime
quarterback and literal grandfather Philip Rivers to their practice squad.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Will he plays. Philip Rivers hasn't played. He retired five
years ago in twenty twenty one, and he was apparently
on the Here's the funny thing for the Philip Rivers camp. Yeah,
he gets signed to the practice squad of the practice
squad of the Colts because the culture down to like
no quarterbacks. Yeah, and he Philip Rivers was apparently like
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on the verge of being nominated for the for the
Pro Football Hall of Fame. Get you out five years.
He gets signed to the practice squad. That doesn't make
him ineligible if he starts, the clock resets itself. Wow,
and he has to go back to the beginning, you know,
having to wait five years to possibly get into the
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
If they weren't playing the Seahawks on Sunday, but they
would cat what we wouldn't care. I would be very
excited to cheer for him and watch.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to cheer for him to
get his old head ripped off.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He won't be the oldest. The oldest was a forty
eight or forty nine year old that started for the Raiders. Yeah,
and then Tom Brady at forty five for the Buccaneers.
And now Philip.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Rivers son's high school team like in you know, middle
of nowhere Alabama. He's gonna get suited up like it's
something you want to root for again. Unfortunately we can't
root for it because we want him to get his
head ripped off and get sent back down to Tuscaloosa.
Saint Michelle Wine Estates, Washington's largest wine company, has been
acquired by the Whitecroff family, third generation Yakima Valley agribusiness family.
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This is a very big deal for wine people in
our area.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Will I keep the concerts? That's all we can?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Probably, yeah, probably, yeah, Because this is gonna be the
first time in more than fifty years that Saint Michelle
will be owned by a private Washington based company. Anybody
could have moved in and just been like, no, it's
gonna be condos, Get six fags, We're gonna put it
roller coaster there exactly. The Nobel Committee will hand out
its Peace Prize today, but this year's winner will not
attend the ceremony in Norway because no one knows where
she is under persecution from Venezuela and President Nicholas Maduro's government.
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Opposition leader Maria Corina Machado has been living in hidings
since last year, her current whereabouts unknown. Her daughter will
accept the prize for her, the world first ban on
major social media platforms for children under the age of
sixteen goes into effect in Australia today. No accounts, no
facebok on Facebook, no TikTok, no Instagram, no Snapchat. They
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can't even log onto YouTube. They're hoping it'll force kids
to hang out in person again. In sports, Kings are
at the Kraken hoping to break that losing streak again.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We wrap the show every day nine to forty five
with damn haven't heard that in a while, where we
just simply play a song that that's right, haven't heard
in a while, But the requests are up to you
guys using the talkback feature on the iHeart radio app.
So then I thought to myself, well we do it
at the end of the show, but the six o'clock
audience never gets the respect.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So good morning Jody and Bender Lou from Birmerton.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
One song Haven't heard in a very long time is
new Kids on Blog Hanging Tough.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Damn, it's been a long time hanging tough?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Whoa hanging tough?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Should I play it? Or you just want to do it?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was by you on five seven but Chet Shody
and Vendors haven't heard that, Libe and we've got a
special guest on next to promote their item, which will
be very exciting. In the meantime, powered by Carter Super
we have a lot to get to like. Floodwatch for
basically every single river Sketchy County is activated. Emergency Operations
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Center Snohomish County bracing for a second round of flooding.
First responders rescuing people from submerged vehicles near Shahalas mobile
home parks. Evacuating warnings issued for Snowqualmie River, pew Wileup River,
and actually, to be perfectly honest, the list has gotten
so long that it's it's safe to say if you
are near a river, there's a flood watch warning for it.
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Also due to rising water levels in the snowhom River
adjacent to the Everett Animal Shelter, they are at significant
risk of flooding and they're initiating a temporary evacuation of
animals to ensure safety. They want to move all their
animal into foster care by the end of the day today,
So if you have some space in your house and
you could maybe foster a cat or a dog, they
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are desperate to make sure that these animals are safe.
More information is on our Facebook page. The Federal Reserve
expected to lower interest rates again today the divisions remaining
within the rate setting Committee. FED Chair Jerome Powell will
hold a press conference today. Ukrainian presidents Zelenski said his
team is preparing an updated version of the administration's peace
plan to send to the US later today. Zelensky has
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been clear that his country will not surrender Russian occupied territory.
Do you use instacart. There's a big story right now
that those of us who use Instacart, myself included, are
unknowingly part of a widespread AI enabled experiment pricing identical
products differently from one customer to the next. Sometimes buy
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as much as twenty three percent, but it's in the
same store, Yes, including Albertson's, Costco, Safeway, Target, and other stores.
These are among the findings of a month's long investigation
by Consumer Reports. In one test that they did back
in September, thirty nine volunteers use instacart to shop at
a Safeway in Seattle. Each placed twenty different products in
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their virtual grocery basket, and crap captured a screenshot Instacart
offered most shoppers the same basket of groceries at five
different prices, ranging from one hundred and fourteen dollars and
thirty four cents to one hundred and twenty three dollars
and ninety three cents. So the same basket of groceries
from the same store, but different people. And you know
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what it is? They asked Instacar. Obviously they're like, so,
what's up with this? And they're basically saying that it's
dynamic pricing based on not just demand of product, but
also who you are, how old you are, how often
do you use Instacart, and how willing are you to
pay more money for products at different places. So someone
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like me, oh my god, I'm probably be paying through
the roof.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Damn never use it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Damn is doing a drama about the gambling scandal involving
Dodger Starr show Hey Tani's Interpreter on TV Tonight, MERV
on Amazon with Zoe Dachanell and Charlie Cox. Romantic comedy,
A couple reluctantly reconnect after their breakup in order to
cheer up their depressed dog, who I assume is MERV
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and also Simon Cowell. The next act on Netflix. What
do you think this reality series is about better in
their next act?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yes, I would assume. I would assume artists that have
already had a taste of it and they're back for more.
They're trying to relaunch their career.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Simon's making a new boy band.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh, calling in for a Neil Diamond. Don't call now,
don't call now. Now. Now we have Fox thirteen Sports
superstar Aaron Levine. Good morning, how are you good? So
Aaron and I were going back and forth last night.
I asked him who he is going to bring in
more money? Him or Claire in a little healthy competition.
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And what was my answer to that? You said, Claire
by a long shot.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh yeah, there's no question. At least ten times more
than my auction item. And I'm okay with that. And
I would actually bid more to meet Claire than to
meet me.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Also, yeah, but Aaron, your item already has a bid.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, I'm very flattered by that bid. And I promise
it's not me or anyone I know, just the stay.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Case the auction item as it stands right now. Aaron Levine,
sports god over at Fox thirteen and three time Jeopardy
Champion will be here in studio with us to play
an extended Puget sound showdown against the winning bidder of
the auction item.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And I feel like we kind of have to make
it worthwhile. So if it's an exhibition game or an
extended game, are we playing to seven? Are we're playing
to ten? We've already been spot the winner a couple
of points it and make it extra tough on me.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We were talking about this yesterday. Bender says we should
play to fifteen, and I was like, that's insane, and
then he said we should play three rounds, and I
was actually thinking, maybe that's the best idea.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So we played three rounds best of five like we
do now right, Okay, well, no, we don't play best
of five. We play two five.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, first of five. So three separate rounds with maybe
like a couple songs of breaks, you know, in between some.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Breakfast I get a picture with the Jeopardy stamps.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
That way, the bidder can like work on their cadence
and if you have to throw it, you don't have
to throw it till the last game.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well, I'm going to bed by the time I get
in the studio in the new year, with whoever wins,
it's probably going to be a bloodbath. Because we taped
the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions last month and since then,
I can literally feel the knowledge making a mass exodus.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
For my brain.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It's sort of like prisoners yearning to break free, which
means I will be a total shell of myself, fully
trying for the picking. Your basically paying for the right
to humiliate me on live radio.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Aaron Levine from Fox thirteen has generously offered up some
face to face time with him here in studio with
us at a on a date to be named later
in the new year, and you'll be taking on the
Jeopardy Champion and Puget Sound showdown. When will the Tournament
Champions air on Jeopardy do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, it's come in mid January. It's the way it
looks like right now. I can't say anymore, but yeah,
we're looking forward to that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, well done again, we appreciate it. Thank you. On
Monday next week, I'm going to be on Aaron's Sports
Show and that's going to air Monday night, promoting radiothon
the next day.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So Aaron is just offering up his platform all over
the place, and we appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Get to talk sports with someone besides me. How exciting.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
He's very excited.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Not only do we talk sports, but I just might
put Bender in our hot seat and give him a
couple of trivia quests also looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Don't be surprised because information does not leak out of
his brain. It all stays there for all of it.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Aaron, Yeah, No, I mean one question for Jody. The
suite for the Cracking Game. You know that event starts
at seven o'clock on a weeknight, So are you gonna
make it to the third period? So I feel like
that's past your bedside.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, I will not make it to the third period.
Thank you for asking me, and nobody would expect me to.
But I will be there for the start and I'll
probably make it through mid second and then I'll start saying.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Goodbye it the crack and Suite, we have five different
packages under that one umbrella of the Cracking Game, so
we have five different winners, five different auctions, and that
is also a but give to the kids dot Com Aaron,
thank you. Hello Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, you're gonna be
taking on the Pride of Centralia. It's Zach, Hi, Zach. Hey, guys,
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how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
We're good? How are you.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Doing?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Pretty good? All right? I have the questions this morning.
You guys are gonna buzz in with your name. When
you know the answer, first person of five correct answers wins,
you'll be pewted sound Showdown Champion, and you get tickets
to see Toto, Christopher Cross and the Romantics That White
River next summer. Tickets go on sale Friday, but you'll
have nothing to worry about because you'll already have them.
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Is everybody ready? Yes? Sure, here we go. Where would
you find Elvis's Home of Graceland? Mike Zach.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Nashville ten.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Let's see, ah, Zach, No, that was Zach, Mike, you
can steal it. Memphis. The song take My breath Away
is from what movie? Jody hop Gun. Jefferson City is
the capital of what state? Jody?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Missouri?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh, let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Who directed the movie Jaws? Mike Mike Spielberg. How many
people are typically appointed in a standard criminal jury? Mike
Mike twelve. Who was the lead singer of Genesis before
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Phil Collins?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
That one?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Zach Peter Gabriel. Where did Ralph Crampton threaten to send
his wife Mike Mike the moon scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Mike has four, Zach has one? I have two?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Who was the host of the Tonight Show from nineteen
humane seven?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Now you want to get something off your chest? We
got the spots. It's pet Peeve Wednesday. What's your problem?
You want to complain about benders? Got one? I've got one.
We know you've got one. Could put them on the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Now you could text
it in or you could call in. After this powered
by Carter Subru floodwatch in western Washington, at least eighteen
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rivers will be cresting to record levels. Some schools have
been canceled. First responsors have rescued people from submerged vehicles
and porches. Warnings have been issued so be safe, don't
cross into streets that are marked close. This atmospheric river
could be among the longest on records, so just hold tight.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
What did we hear this morning? What turn around, don't drown?
Is not what they said, look around, turn around. I
thought it was like a right, yeah, turn around? If
you see floodwaters, turn around, don't drown.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Right, because sometimes they'll be like a little barrier that
says like this road's closed. But you think, like, oh,
I've got this trip. What's the point of having a trick. Yeah,
so don't. The Indianapolis Colts bolstered their injury depleted quarterback
bench yesterday by bringing in forty four year old little
Grandpa Philip Rivers out of retirement, signing him to the
practice squad just in time to play this Seahawks at
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lumin Field this Sunday. Sorry, Grandpa. If it was any
other game, I would cheer for you, sure, and I'd
be like, put Philip in. But now I'm like, you're
going down, Grandpa. Just unfortunate. Hey, Grandpa, Hey, grandpa, we
have a certain set of skills.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Hey, hey grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Starting January first, Washington State shoppers will see a four
cent increase in the price of plastic film carry out
bags at restaurant and retail restaurants and retailers, raising the
mimium cost to twelve cents per bag from the current eight.
Come on, you have your own tope bags, they're in
the car, just bring them in. Nobel Committee will hand
out its Peace Prize today, but this year's winner will
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not attend the ceremony in Norway under persecution from Venezuelan
and President Maduro's government. Opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize
laureate Marie Corina Machado, has been living in hiding since
last year. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but her her
daughter will show up and get that prize. In and
Out Burgers reportedly yanked the number sixty seven from its
order lineup because of teenagers hanging out in the dining
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area waiting for orders six seven to be called so
they could be like, Shack yeah man, Jack yeah man,
When is this going to end? I don't know. Game stop.
Hell Of It's ever first hell Of It's first ever
Trade Anything Day this past Saturday, where you get store
credit for bringing weird stuff like a taxidermy, Bobcat, tiny
Jesus and a random vh VHS tape of Friends on
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TV Tonight MERV on Amazon with Zoey Deschanel and Charlie Cox.
Also the series premiere of Simon Cowell The Next Act
on Netflix, a new reality show about Simon setting a
new boy band up. Do we need that? Probably not?
In sports Kings come to visit the Kraken and.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Hopefully vendor for pet peeve Wednesday, I was gonna get
some imaging for the bit. You know, it's like it's
time to complain. Let's complain.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
What do you got? So? My pet peeve is whenever
you get rear ended, the other driver's insurance calls to
blame it on you. Yeah, and clearly it's them because they.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hit me and he was on his phone and he
has high risk insurance.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's my pet peeve.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
For the stake, not to add poor salt in the wound.
If he was behind you, how do you know he
was on his phone unless you saw it come coming.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, or maybe he admitted it, or maybe he was like, oh,
I didn't even see you there. I was having such
a funny conversation with my friend Ted, damn it Ted.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Hello, good morning, Jody and Bender you beautiful people. This
is Kenny from Alburt, and my pit peeve is people
that see a mile long backup and decide to drive
to the front of the line and cut in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yep, I hate that too.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Isn't that called a zipper?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No, A zipper is when everybody in two lanes have
to file into one, and so it acts like a zipper.
See what I'm doing with my hands. I understand that
like a zipper zipp right, you go than I go,
Then you go than I go. If there's a mile
long backup and you go all the way up to
the front and try and cut in your jerk, you're
not zipper merging. If we've all been waiting for a
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mile and you're like, I'm going to go to the
front because I'm an idiot, I will not let you in,
and I will curse the person behind me if they
do let you in, because you have no business being
let in. That's not a zipper merge. When we're zipper merging,
we're doing was what a zipper does, which is you
than me, and I allow people to merge.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm very friendly and good night.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Only imagine that Joe always friendly in every situation. More
driving related pet peeves for pet Peeve Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
One of my biggest pet peeves right now is people
who get into the turn lane way too early. I
was door dashing yesterday and I was in the turn
lane to turn into where I needed to be right there,
and the person in front of me, who's in the
turn lane's too early and they refused to move, so
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I had to blindly jump through this hole, hoping to God.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I didn't get his. Thankfully I didn't. I hate.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, people do have a hard time driving, man, they
really do.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Is there a pet peeve? Not car related?
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Good morning, Jody and Bender. My pet peeve for pet
peeve Wednesday is just my mother in law. That's it,
thinking about it, everything about her, just my mother in law.
Hopefully she's not listening.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I hope she's not listening too. Wow, the everything about her. Yeah,
Good morning, Jody and Bender.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
My pet Tuesday is when my roommate leaves every utenbul
known commn hanging over the edge of the sink instead
of just putting it in the sink to be washed
or so any nights, any for anything.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
He thinks he might need for later, but never actually
comes back to.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Just sits on the edge.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
That's it day. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Josh does that with multiple cups. It's like, why you
mean multiple cups?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well, the hanging the utensils over.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Right just in case you're going to use.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It again, because you don't want to. You know, why
why would I waste the fork? Why would I thrown
the dishwasher or wash it if I'm gonna use it? Yeah,
but then if you don't go back to use it,
then probably a get it sure, Jody.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
My pet peeve is those that don't really understand what
zipper merging actually is. It's two lanes designed to hold
the car capacity until you get to the end of
the lane and then merge in. It's sweet of you
to move over a mile in advance and leave all
that lane empty, but it's there for a reason. Thank you, Jody.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
To clear this up, I've searched up the Triple A website. Yes,
zipper merging, Yes, and here's the here is here's what
it says. Yes, driving can be stressful and oftentimes with
a zipper merge, drivers view last minute merging to be
inconsiderate and possibly rude driving behavior. This isn't true since
in some states it's the law and also more efficient
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and keeping traffic moving.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
There you go, man, So.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Those people who go all the way to the front
and then cut in even though the rest of us
have been waiting, are actually doing it right. Is that
what you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yes, why, here's the thing. Yeah, why on earth would
you like just and I get the whole like, because
Rachel does this. Rachel will alleviate stress by just getting
over to the right and then sit there for twenty
minutes right waiting in line. I will shoot up the
left hand side and move over.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
But see, okay, here's an example. So in a construction zone,
that makes sense where when there's like a last minute,
oh that lane is closed, now we have to move over.
But in highway driving, if everybody is waiting to get
off at an exit and everybody's already in line to
get off at the end, yes, there's no travel all
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the way different and then bust in, you're a jerk
and that's not a zipper Vergent agreed, right, agreed, everybody agreed. Yeah, okay,
so I will. I will succumb to the fact that
I was wrong because Triple A said I was wrong,
and that's fair. In a construction zone, when it's a
last minute shut down, there you go. Then yes, okay,
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But if everybody is already in line to get off
at an exit like four or five or whatever, and
you go all the way up and then the last
second you're like, maybe this could come over. Nope, no
you're not. You're gonna come over in front of somebody else.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is that your pet peeve? No, oh, you have another one.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This wasn't my pet beef to start with. I was
jumping on board with somebody else. No, I'm good. Do
you have one?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
No, I don't. Other than my neck hurts, that's fine.
I slept really well last night and I woke up
this morning, no problem. I get to the radio station
suddenly it's like, why is my next? Suddenly now I
can't move.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That's weird. It would maybe seem like there's some stresser
here for you, or maybe something stressful happening in less
than a week. I don't know that's making you tight.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, Radiothon is not stressful. Yeah, it drives itself like
a waimo. Radiothon is not stressful. No, it we're six
days away from Radiothon. The only thing stressful about Radiothon
go on is I want to do a good job, yes,
and raise and raise as much money as we can sure,
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and the goal is always to do better than what
we did last year. Well, last year we jumped by
like thirty percent. Last year we finished with eight hundred
and thirty seven. The Jets Pewget Sounds showdown coming up.
But first, good.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Morning Jody and bender Kenny from Auburn. All I want
to know is is their dinner with Jody. I would
love to take her out for dinner and drink. She
seems like a fun person. But you can't bring that
baton because I will get whacked.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What do you think? Am I a fun person?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
So Kenny is asking Yeah, sounds like he's asking me out.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't know what that feels like anymore. I don't
know how to respond to that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
It sounds like he's asking you out.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, no, thanks, Kenny, not looking for anything, not looking
for anything substantial. Well that's different. Yeah, I'm not looking
for anything.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It sounds like Kenny is offering money. He's offering money, yeah,
to take you out.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, it's another opportunity for me to prostitute.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Myself to benefit the hospital.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yea yeah, sure, Okay when you add that in, it's
the difference between prostituting myself and charity being charitable. I
prostituted myself out to dinner with Kenny. Yes, that I
would get the money. Yes, but in this case, the
hospital gets the money and I still have to prostitute myself.
Sounds like a bad deal for me.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
But according to Kenny, yeah, you get to use the
baton the baton on him.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
My baton is a police style baton. It is very
very heavy. I carry it every morning when I'm walking
the dogs, just like daring some coyote to jump out
of me or something. You know, you do not want
a coot the receiving end of this thing, a coyote
or Kenny. I know, I think he sounds like a
nice enough guy, but turns out I'm probably not fun
at dinner. And I definitely am not looking for like
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anyone to date me, because a nightmare that would be
so but no offense can't. I'm sure you're a great guy,
but I don't think it's gonna work out. But I'm
breaking up with him.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
But but this could be, yeah, an everlasting love? This no,
an everlasting love? Could you talking everlasting love from Carl
Carlton or from Howard Jones?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Which Howard Jones obviously lasting love with Kenny.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Vendors having people in his house that's super intimate and invasive. Yeah,
you should totally go out to dinner with someone, and
who knows, maybe somebody will outbid weirdo Kenny. First of all,
I'm gonna stop you right yeah, stop me right here.
First of all, why is Kenny a weirdo? Why aren't
we throwing Kenny under the bus? Why does everybody want
to see Kenny beat up? Okay, well, why are we
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calling Kenny names?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
We're not. Nobody called him a weirdo except the texter
or who just texted. I didn't call him a weirdo,
but he did set himself up because he was like,
get hit with.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
A baton text? Can we hear Carl Carlton?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Carl Carlton got the bad end there? No, I don't
have to auction off at dinner. Oh here, it is
just like that.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh, I'll play it after, I'll play it.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh wait, I do want that one.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'll play it after. Huge its sounds, showdown, personal favorites,
spanning the glue to find the news? Who didn't know
you needed to know that Daily Bender Gazette. Now that's
try to find folks at Core Contractors, Jody. It's a
follow up. A woman in Florida, West Seattle. Oh my yeah,
(27:16):
apparently she has offered up some of her time on
a an auction site benefiting Seattle Children's Hospital. She is
offering up hiking services, wine drinking services, two opportunities. And
then somebody who the audience refers to as weirdo Kenny
(27:42):
has offered up cold hard cash to take her out,
to which she responded.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I I did not say ew. I said I wasn't
looking for anything serious or or anything at all.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And then the follow up this is.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
For Jody, this is Kenny from Auburn. No, it would
have been strictly platonic dinner and drinks as friends, no
strings attached. I'm not looking for a date either, but
you do seem like a very fun person to take
out or to know. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Thank you caring.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Here's the thing, as as a public spokesperson for the
Jodi Brothers, stayed away. They helped me fan club. You
don't follow it up with or get to know. You
don't do that. You don't, you don't. You wait, there's
another one and.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In another life, I got whacked with one of those
batons before, so I know what they feel like. Kenny
from Auburn.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You have a great day, okay, and you don't follow
it up by saying I know what it feels like
to be beat up by one of those batons. Are
you trying to sell yourself?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Or are you trying because as we've already gotten texts
calling you weirdo, Kenny, Yeah, you're not helping your cause
by anything we just heard as a follow.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Up, Yeah, I'm good. I feel like I'm offering up
enough of my time. A wine drinking takes multiple hours,
hiking could take multiple hours. Unless I'm hoping that the
person who wins and I'm just putting this out there
just to manifest Yes, in a perfect universe, the person
who wins the hiking bid auction item is not a
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particularly fit person who does not want to go up
in elevation. And we can just wander about somewhere for
a little while and then go get a hamburger. So, Kenny,
maybe you want to bid on that one if you
have some comfortable sneak Kenny, Kenny, and we go go
wander about, Kenny.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
There are two opportunities for you to bid on quality
time with Jody. Yeah, I just as a coworker and friend,
you get to spend lots of time. I would prefer he
win the wine tasting with you and not and not
leading you into a wooded area.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
He says he's familiar with what a police baton feels
like on his body because he's been cracked with one before.
So I don't see any problems.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
If you go to give to the Kids dot Com
and click on the online auction, all the items there
benefiting Seattle Children's Hospital, two of them are Jody specific,
one wine tasting with Jody and two hiking with Jody.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Which we really should write in that when I get
to the trailhead wherever we end up meeting the group
of people who are going to go hiking with me,
when I get to the trailhead, I'm going to FaceTime you.
I'm going to show you the faces, and I'm going
to show you the license plate of the people I
go into the wilderness with.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Okay, what if it's not a group of people, what
if it's just Kenny.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I'll be like, Kenny, you could have brought three friends,
and I know I'm maybe you are friends. Oh,
Ninety five seven, The Jest Jody's ninety second News Update.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now Boy Everybody Boy Woy married by Carter Subaru Well Well.
Gadget County has activated Emergency Operations Center. Snowhomish County also
bracing for a second round of flooding this week. It's
expected to be more intense than the first. First Responders
of rescued people from submerged vehicles near Sheehalis. Schools were
(00:24):
closed in Lewis County. Residents of a mobile home park
had to evacuate along the Snohomish River. Warnings issued for
the Snowquamie River near the Falls, Pullup River and Pullup
affecting Pierce County, and the Nisqually River affecting Pierce and
Lewis Counties. Later today will rain more than it did yesterday.
Seahawks hosts the Colts on Sunday. Why is this interesting, Well,
(00:46):
because the Colts have signed forty four year old longtime
quarterback and literal grandfather Philip Rivers to their practice squad.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Will he plays. Philip Rivers hasn't played. He retired five
years ago in twenty twenty one, and he was apparently
on the Here's the funny thing for the Philip Rivers camp. Yeah,
he gets signed to the practice squad of the practice
squad of the Colts because the culture down to like
no quarterbacks. Yeah, and he Philip Rivers was apparently like
(01:17):
on the verge of being nominated for the for the
Pro Football Hall of Fame. Get you out five years.
He gets signed to the practice squad. That doesn't make
him ineligible if he starts, the clock resets itself. Wow,
and he has to go back to the beginning, you know,
having to wait five years to possibly get into the
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
If they weren't playing the Seahawks on Sunday, but they
would cat what we wouldn't care. I would be very
excited to cheer for him and watch.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to cheer for him to
get his old head ripped off.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He won't be the oldest. The oldest was a forty
eight or forty nine year old that started for the Raiders. Yeah,
and then Tom Brady at forty five for the Buccaneers.
And now Philip.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Rivers son's high school team like in you know, middle
of nowhere Alabama. He's gonna get suited up like it's
something you want to root for again. Unfortunately we can't
root for it because we want him to get his
head ripped off and get sent back down to Tuscaloosa.
Saint Michelle Wine Estates, Washington's largest wine company, has been
acquired by the Whitecroff family, third generation Yakima Valley agribusiness family.
(02:21):
This is a very big deal for wine people in
our area.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Will I keep the concerts? That's all we can?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Probably, yeah, probably, yeah, Because this is gonna be the
first time in more than fifty years that Saint Michelle
will be owned by a private Washington based company. Anybody
could have moved in and just been like, no, it's
gonna be condos, Get six fags, We're gonna put it
roller coaster there exactly. The Nobel Committee will hand out
its Peace Prize today, but this year's winner will not
attend the ceremony in Norway because no one knows where
she is under persecution from Venezuela and President Nicholas Maduro's government.
(02:50):
Opposition leader Maria Corina Machado has been living in hidings
since last year, her current whereabouts unknown. Her daughter will
accept the prize for her, the world first ban on
major social media platforms for children under the age of
sixteen goes into effect in Australia today. No accounts, no
facebok on Facebook, no TikTok, no Instagram, no Snapchat. They
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can't even log onto YouTube. They're hoping it'll force kids
to hang out in person again. In sports, Kings are
at the Kraken hoping to break that losing streak again.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We wrap the show every day nine to forty five
with damn haven't heard that in a while, where we
just simply play a song that that's right, haven't heard
in a while, But the requests are up to you
guys using the talkback feature on the iHeart radio app.
So then I thought to myself, well we do it
at the end of the show, but the six o'clock
audience never gets the respect.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So good morning Jody and Bender Lou from Birmerton.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
One song Haven't heard in a very long time is
new Kids on Blog Hanging Tough.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Damn, it's been a long time hanging tough?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Whoa hanging tough?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Should I play it? Or you just want to do it?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was by you on five seven but Chet Shody
and Vendors haven't heard that, Libe and we've got a
special guest on next to promote their item, which will
be very exciting. In the meantime, powered by Carter Super
we have a lot to get to like. Floodwatch for
basically every single river Sketchy County is activated. Emergency Operations
(04:25):
Center Snohomish County bracing for a second round of flooding.
First responders rescuing people from submerged vehicles near Shahalas mobile
home parks. Evacuating warnings issued for Snowqualmie River, pew Wileup River,
and actually, to be perfectly honest, the list has gotten
so long that it's it's safe to say if you
are near a river, there's a flood watch warning for it.
(04:46):
Also due to rising water levels in the snowhom River
adjacent to the Everett Animal Shelter, they are at significant
risk of flooding and they're initiating a temporary evacuation of
animals to ensure safety. They want to move all their
animal into foster care by the end of the day today,
So if you have some space in your house and
you could maybe foster a cat or a dog, they
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are desperate to make sure that these animals are safe.
More information is on our Facebook page. The Federal Reserve
expected to lower interest rates again today the divisions remaining
within the rate setting Committee. FED Chair Jerome Powell will
hold a press conference today. Ukrainian presidents Zelenski said his
team is preparing an updated version of the administration's peace
plan to send to the US later today. Zelensky has
(05:30):
been clear that his country will not surrender Russian occupied territory.
Do you use instacart. There's a big story right now
that those of us who use Instacart, myself included, are
unknowingly part of a widespread AI enabled experiment pricing identical
products differently from one customer to the next. Sometimes buy
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as much as twenty three percent, but it's in the
same store, Yes, including Albertson's, Costco, Safeway, Target, and other stores.
These are among the findings of a month's long investigation
by Consumer Reports. In one test that they did back
in September, thirty nine volunteers use instacart to shop at
a Safeway in Seattle. Each placed twenty different products in
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their virtual grocery basket, and crap captured a screenshot Instacart
offered most shoppers the same basket of groceries at five
different prices, ranging from one hundred and fourteen dollars and
thirty four cents to one hundred and twenty three dollars
and ninety three cents. So the same basket of groceries
from the same store, but different people. And you know
(06:31):
what it is? They asked Instacar. Obviously they're like, so,
what's up with this? And they're basically saying that it's
dynamic pricing based on not just demand of product, but
also who you are, how old you are, how often
do you use Instacart, and how willing are you to
pay more money for products at different places. So someone
(06:53):
like me, oh my god, I'm probably be paying through
the roof.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Damn never use it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Damn is doing a drama about the gambling scandal involving
Dodger Starr show Hey Tani's Interpreter on TV Tonight, MERV
on Amazon with Zoe Dachanell and Charlie Cox. Romantic comedy,
A couple reluctantly reconnect after their breakup in order to
cheer up their depressed dog, who I assume is MERV
(07:21):
and also Simon Cowell. The next act on Netflix. What
do you think this reality series is about better in
their next act?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yes, I would assume. I would assume artists that have
already had a taste of it and they're back for more.
They're trying to relaunch their career.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Simon's making a new boy band.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh, calling in for a Neil Diamond. Don't call now,
don't call now. Now. Now we have Fox thirteen Sports
superstar Aaron Levine. Good morning, how are you good? So
Aaron and I were going back and forth last night.
I asked him who he is going to bring in
more money? Him or Claire in a little healthy competition.
(08:05):
And what was my answer to that? You said, Claire
by a long shot.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh yeah, there's no question. At least ten times more
than my auction item. And I'm okay with that. And
I would actually bid more to meet Claire than to
meet me.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Also, yeah, but Aaron, your item already has a bid.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, I'm very flattered by that bid. And I promise
it's not me or anyone I know, just the stay.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Case the auction item as it stands right now. Aaron Levine,
sports god over at Fox thirteen and three time Jeopardy
Champion will be here in studio with us to play
an extended Puget sound showdown against the winning bidder of
the auction item.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And I feel like we kind of have to make
it worthwhile. So if it's an exhibition game or an
extended game, are we playing to seven? Are we're playing
to ten? We've already been spot the winner a couple
of points it and make it extra tough on me.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We were talking about this yesterday. Bender says we should
play to fifteen, and I was like, that's insane, and
then he said we should play three rounds, and I
was actually thinking, maybe that's the best idea.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So we played three rounds best of five like we
do now right, Okay, well, no, we don't play best
of five. We play two five.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, first of five. So three separate rounds with maybe
like a couple songs of breaks, you know, in between some.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Breakfast I get a picture with the Jeopardy stamps.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
That way, the bidder can like work on their cadence
and if you have to throw it, you don't have
to throw it till the last game.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well, I'm going to bed by the time I get
in the studio in the new year, with whoever wins,
it's probably going to be a bloodbath. Because we taped
the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions last month and since then,
I can literally feel the knowledge making a mass exodus.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
For my brain.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It's sort of like prisoners yearning to break free, which
means I will be a total shell of myself, fully
trying for the picking. Your basically paying for the right
to humiliate me on live radio.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Aaron Levine from Fox thirteen has generously offered up some
face to face time with him here in studio with
us at a on a date to be named later
in the new year, and you'll be taking on the
Jeopardy Champion and Puget Sound showdown. When will the Tournament
Champions air on Jeopardy do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, it's come in mid January. It's the way it
looks like right now. I can't say anymore, but yeah,
we're looking forward to that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, well done again, we appreciate it. Thank you. On
Monday next week, I'm going to be on Aaron's Sports
Show and that's going to air Monday night, promoting radiothon
the next day.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So Aaron is just offering up his platform all over
the place, and we appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Get to talk sports with someone besides me. How exciting.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
He's very excited.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Not only do we talk sports, but I just might
put Bender in our hot seat and give him a
couple of trivia quests also looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Don't be surprised because information does not leak out of
his brain. It all stays there for all of it.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Aaron, Yeah, No, I mean one question for Jody. The
suite for the Cracking Game. You know that event starts
at seven o'clock on a weeknight, So are you gonna
make it to the third period? So I feel like
that's past your bedside.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, I will not make it to the third period.
Thank you for asking me, and nobody would expect me to.
But I will be there for the start and I'll
probably make it through mid second and then I'll start saying.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Goodbye it the crack and Suite, we have five different
packages under that one umbrella of the Cracking Game, so
we have five different winners, five different auctions, and that
is also a but give to the kids dot Com Aaron,
thank you. Hello Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, you're gonna be
taking on the Pride of Centralia. It's Zach, Hi, Zach. Hey, guys,
(11:54):
how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
We're good? How are you.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Doing?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Pretty good? All right? I have the questions this morning.
You guys are gonna buzz in with your name. When
you know the answer, first person of five correct answers wins,
you'll be pewted sound Showdown Champion, and you get tickets
to see Toto, Christopher Cross and the Romantics That White
River next summer. Tickets go on sale Friday, but you'll
have nothing to worry about because you'll already have them.
(12:19):
Is everybody ready? Yes? Sure, here we go. Where would
you find Elvis's Home of Graceland? Mike Zach.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Nashville ten.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Let's see, ah, Zach, No, that was Zach, Mike, you
can steal it. Memphis. The song take My breath Away
is from what movie? Jody hop Gun. Jefferson City is
the capital of what state? Jody?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Missouri?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh, let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Who directed the movie Jaws? Mike Mike Spielberg. How many
people are typically appointed in a standard criminal jury? Mike
Mike twelve. Who was the lead singer of Genesis before
(13:21):
Phil Collins?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
That one?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Zach Peter Gabriel. Where did Ralph Crampton threaten to send
his wife Mike Mike the moon scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Mike has four, Zach has one? I have two?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Who was the host of the Tonight Show from nineteen
humane seven?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The Jets Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Now you want to get something off your chest? We
got the spots. It's pet Peeve Wednesday. What's your problem?
You want to complain about benders? Got one? I've got one.
We know you've got one. Could put them on the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Now you could text
it in or you could call in. After this powered
by Carter Subru floodwatch in western Washington, at least eighteen
(14:09):
rivers will be cresting to record levels. Some schools have
been canceled. First responsors have rescued people from submerged vehicles
and porches. Warnings have been issued so be safe, don't
cross into streets that are marked close. This atmospheric river
could be among the longest on records, so just hold tight.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
What did we hear this morning? What turn around, don't drown?
Is not what they said, look around, turn around. I
thought it was like a right, yeah, turn around? If
you see floodwaters, turn around, don't drown.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Right, because sometimes they'll be like a little barrier that
says like this road's closed. But you think, like, oh,
I've got this trip. What's the point of having a trick. Yeah,
so don't. The Indianapolis Colts bolstered their injury depleted quarterback
bench yesterday by bringing in forty four year old little
Grandpa Philip Rivers out of retirement, signing him to the
practice squad just in time to play this Seahawks at
(15:00):
lumin Field this Sunday. Sorry, Grandpa. If it was any
other game, I would cheer for you, sure, and I'd
be like, put Philip in. But now I'm like, you're
going down, Grandpa. Just unfortunate. Hey, Grandpa, Hey, grandpa, we
have a certain set of skills.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Hey, hey grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Starting January first, Washington State shoppers will see a four
cent increase in the price of plastic film carry out
bags at restaurant and retail restaurants and retailers, raising the
mimium cost to twelve cents per bag from the current eight.
Come on, you have your own tope bags, they're in
the car, just bring them in. Nobel Committee will hand
out its Peace Prize today, but this year's winner will
(15:46):
not attend the ceremony in Norway under persecution from Venezuelan
and President Maduro's government. Opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize
laureate Marie Corina Machado, has been living in hiding since
last year. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but her her
daughter will show up and get that prize. In and
Out Burgers reportedly yanked the number sixty seven from its
order lineup because of teenagers hanging out in the dining
(16:09):
area waiting for orders six seven to be called so
they could be like, Shack yeah man, Jack yeah man,
When is this going to end? I don't know. Game stop.
Hell Of It's ever first hell Of It's first ever
Trade Anything Day this past Saturday, where you get store
credit for bringing weird stuff like a taxidermy, Bobcat, tiny
Jesus and a random vh VHS tape of Friends on
(16:34):
TV Tonight MERV on Amazon with Zoey Deschanel and Charlie Cox.
Also the series premiere of Simon Cowell The Next Act
on Netflix, a new reality show about Simon setting a
new boy band up. Do we need that? Probably not?
In sports Kings come to visit the Kraken and.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Hopefully vendor for pet peeve Wednesday, I was gonna get
some imaging for the bit. You know, it's like it's
time to complain. Let's complain.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
What do you got? So? My pet peeve is whenever
you get rear ended, the other driver's insurance calls to
blame it on you. Yeah, and clearly it's them because they.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hit me and he was on his phone and he
has high risk insurance.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's my pet peeve.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
For the stake, not to add poor salt in the wound.
If he was behind you, how do you know he
was on his phone unless you saw it come coming.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, or maybe he admitted it, or maybe he was like, oh,
I didn't even see you there. I was having such
a funny conversation with my friend Ted, damn it Ted.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Hello, good morning, Jody and Bender you beautiful people. This
is Kenny from Alburt, and my pit peeve is people
that see a mile long backup and decide to drive
to the front of the line and cut in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yep, I hate that too.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Isn't that called a zipper?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No, A zipper is when everybody in two lanes have
to file into one, and so it acts like a zipper.
See what I'm doing with my hands. I understand that
like a zipper zipp right, you go than I go,
Then you go than I go. If there's a mile
long backup and you go all the way up to
the front and try and cut in your jerk, you're
not zipper merging. If we've all been waiting for a
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mile and you're like, I'm going to go to the
front because I'm an idiot, I will not let you in,
and I will curse the person behind me if they
do let you in, because you have no business being
let in. That's not a zipper merge. When we're zipper merging,
we're doing was what a zipper does, which is you
than me, and I allow people to merge.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm very friendly and good night.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Only imagine that Joe always friendly in every situation. More
driving related pet peeves for pet Peeve Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
One of my biggest pet peeves right now is people
who get into the turn lane way too early. I
was door dashing yesterday and I was in the turn
lane to turn into where I needed to be right there,
and the person in front of me, who's in the
turn lane's too early and they refused to move, so
(19:03):
I had to blindly jump through this hole, hoping to God.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I didn't get his. Thankfully I didn't. I hate.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, people do have a hard time driving, man, they
really do.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Is there a pet peeve? Not car related?
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Good morning, Jody and Bender. My pet peeve for pet
peeve Wednesday is just my mother in law. That's it,
thinking about it, everything about her, just my mother in law.
Hopefully she's not listening.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I hope she's not listening too. Wow, the everything about her. Yeah,
Good morning, Jody and Bender.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
My pet Tuesday is when my roommate leaves every utenbul
known commn hanging over the edge of the sink instead
of just putting it in the sink to be washed
or so any nights, any for anything.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
He thinks he might need for later, but never actually
comes back to.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Just sits on the edge.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
That's it day. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Josh does that with multiple cups. It's like, why you
mean multiple cups?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well, the hanging the utensils over.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Right just in case you're going to use.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It again, because you don't want to. You know, why
why would I waste the fork? Why would I thrown
the dishwasher or wash it if I'm gonna use it? Yeah,
but then if you don't go back to use it,
then probably a get it sure, Jody.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
My pet peeve is those that don't really understand what
zipper merging actually is. It's two lanes designed to hold
the car capacity until you get to the end of
the lane and then merge in. It's sweet of you
to move over a mile in advance and leave all
that lane empty, but it's there for a reason. Thank you, Jody.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
To clear this up, I've searched up the Triple A website. Yes,
zipper merging, Yes, and here's the here is here's what
it says. Yes, driving can be stressful and oftentimes with
a zipper merge, drivers view last minute merging to be
inconsiderate and possibly rude driving behavior. This isn't true since
in some states it's the law and also more efficient
(21:12):
and keeping traffic moving.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
There you go, man, So.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Those people who go all the way to the front
and then cut in even though the rest of us
have been waiting, are actually doing it right. Is that
what you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yes, why, here's the thing. Yeah, why on earth would
you like just and I get the whole like, because
Rachel does this. Rachel will alleviate stress by just getting
over to the right and then sit there for twenty
minutes right waiting in line. I will shoot up the
left hand side and move over.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
But see, okay, here's an example. So in a construction zone,
that makes sense where when there's like a last minute,
oh that lane is closed, now we have to move over.
But in highway driving, if everybody is waiting to get
off at an exit and everybody's already in line to
get off at the end, yes, there's no travel all
(22:03):
the way different and then bust in, you're a jerk
and that's not a zipper Vergent agreed, right, agreed, everybody agreed. Yeah, okay,
so I will. I will succumb to the fact that
I was wrong because Triple A said I was wrong,
and that's fair. In a construction zone, when it's a
last minute shut down, there you go. Then yes, okay,
(22:23):
But if everybody is already in line to get off
at an exit like four or five or whatever, and
you go all the way up and then the last
second you're like, maybe this could come over. Nope, no
you're not. You're gonna come over in front of somebody else.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is that your pet peeve? No, oh, you have another one.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This wasn't my pet beef to start with. I was
jumping on board with somebody else. No, I'm good. Do
you have one?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
No, I don't. Other than my neck hurts, that's fine.
I slept really well last night and I woke up
this morning, no problem. I get to the radio station
suddenly it's like, why is my next? Suddenly now I
can't move.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That's weird. It would maybe seem like there's some stresser
here for you, or maybe something stressful happening in less
than a week. I don't know that's making you tight.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, Radiothon is not stressful. Yeah, it drives itself like
a waimo. Radiothon is not stressful. No, it we're six
days away from Radiothon. The only thing stressful about Radiothon
go on is I want to do a good job, yes,
and raise and raise as much money as we can sure,
(23:26):
and the goal is always to do better than what
we did last year. Well, last year we jumped by
like thirty percent. Last year we finished with eight hundred
and thirty seven. The Jets Pewget Sounds showdown coming up.
But first, good.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Morning Jody and bender Kenny from Auburn. All I want
to know is is their dinner with Jody. I would
love to take her out for dinner and drink. She
seems like a fun person. But you can't bring that
baton because I will get whacked.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What do you think? Am I a fun person?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
So Kenny is asking Yeah, sounds like he's asking me out.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't know what that feels like anymore. I don't
know how to respond to that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
It sounds like he's asking you out.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, no, thanks, Kenny, not looking for anything, not looking
for anything substantial. Well that's different. Yeah, I'm not looking
for anything.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It sounds like Kenny is offering money. He's offering money, yeah,
to take you out.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, it's another opportunity for me to prostitute.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Myself to benefit the hospital.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yea yeah, sure, Okay when you add that in, it's
the difference between prostituting myself and charity being charitable. I
prostituted myself out to dinner with Kenny. Yes, that I
would get the money. Yes, but in this case, the
hospital gets the money and I still have to prostitute myself.
Sounds like a bad deal for me.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
But according to Kenny, yeah, you get to use the
baton the baton on him.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
My baton is a police style baton. It is very
very heavy. I carry it every morning when I'm walking
the dogs, just like daring some coyote to jump out
of me or something. You know, you do not want
a coot the receiving end of this thing, a coyote
or Kenny. I know, I think he sounds like a
nice enough guy, but turns out I'm probably not fun
at dinner. And I definitely am not looking for like
(25:28):
anyone to date me, because a nightmare that would be
so but no offense can't. I'm sure you're a great guy,
but I don't think it's gonna work out. But I'm
breaking up with him.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
But but this could be, yeah, an everlasting love? This no,
an everlasting love? Could you talking everlasting love from Carl
Carlton or from Howard Jones?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Which Howard Jones obviously lasting love with Kenny.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Vendors having people in his house that's super intimate and invasive. Yeah,
you should totally go out to dinner with someone, and
who knows, maybe somebody will outbid weirdo Kenny. First of all,
I'm gonna stop you right yeah, stop me right here.
First of all, why is Kenny a weirdo? Why aren't
we throwing Kenny under the bus? Why does everybody want
to see Kenny beat up? Okay, well, why are we
(26:23):
calling Kenny names?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
We're not. Nobody called him a weirdo except the texter
or who just texted. I didn't call him a weirdo,
but he did set himself up because he was like,
get hit with.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
A baton text? Can we hear Carl Carlton?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Carl Carlton got the bad end there? No, I don't
have to auction off at dinner. Oh here, it is
just like that.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh, I'll play it after, I'll play it.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh wait, I do want that one.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'll play it after. Huge its sounds, showdown, personal favorites,
spanning the glue to find the news? Who didn't know
you needed to know that Daily Bender Gazette. Now that's
try to find folks at Core Contractors, Jody. It's a
follow up. A woman in Florida, West Seattle. Oh my yeah,
(27:16):
apparently she has offered up some of her time on
a an auction site benefiting Seattle Children's Hospital. She is
offering up hiking services, wine drinking services, two opportunities. And
then somebody who the audience refers to as weirdo Kenny
(27:42):
has offered up cold hard cash to take her out,
to which she responded.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I I did not say ew. I said I wasn't
looking for anything serious or or anything at all.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And then the follow up this is.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
For Jody, this is Kenny from Auburn. No, it would
have been strictly platonic dinner and drinks as friends, no
strings attached. I'm not looking for a date either, but
you do seem like a very fun person to take
out or to know. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Thank you caring.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Here's the thing, as as a public spokesperson for the
Jodi Brothers, stayed away. They helped me fan club. You
don't follow it up with or get to know. You
don't do that. You don't, you don't. You wait, there's
another one and.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In another life, I got whacked with one of those
batons before, so I know what they feel like. Kenny
from Auburn.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You have a great day, okay, and you don't follow
it up by saying I know what it feels like
to be beat up by one of those batons. Are
you trying to sell yourself?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Or are you trying because as we've already gotten texts
calling you weirdo, Kenny, Yeah, you're not helping your cause
by anything we just heard as a follow.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Up, Yeah, I'm good. I feel like I'm offering up
enough of my time. A wine drinking takes multiple hours,
hiking could take multiple hours. Unless I'm hoping that the
person who wins and I'm just putting this out there
just to manifest Yes, in a perfect universe, the person
who wins the hiking bid auction item is not a
(29:34):
particularly fit person who does not want to go up
in elevation. And we can just wander about somewhere for
a little while and then go get a hamburger. So, Kenny,
maybe you want to bid on that one if you
have some comfortable sneak Kenny, Kenny, and we go go
wander about, Kenny.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
There are two opportunities for you to bid on quality
time with Jody. Yeah, I just as a coworker and friend,
you get to spend lots of time. I would prefer he
win the wine tasting with you and not and not
leading you into a wooded area.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
He says he's familiar with what a police baton feels
like on his body because he's been cracked with one before.
So I don't see any problems.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
If you go to give to the Kids dot Com
and click on the online auction, all the items there
benefiting Seattle Children's Hospital, two of them are Jody specific,
one wine tasting with Jody and two hiking with Jody.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Which we really should write in that when I get
to the trailhead wherever we end up meeting the group
of people who are going to go hiking with me,
when I get to the trailhead, I'm going to FaceTime you.
I'm going to show you the faces, and I'm going
to show you the license plate of the people I
go into the wilderness with.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Okay, what if it's not a group of people, what
if it's just Kenny.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I'll be like, Kenny, you could have brought three friends,
and I know I'm maybe you are friends. Oh,
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