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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Five seven, The jests Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Na, well, well, well by, look who's back Powered by
Carter Zuberu chance for rangehowers in the afternoon. Heading into tomorrow,
the Olympic Pipeline has returned to full operations. It has
been disrupted the field product service since a leak was
detected on November eleventh, But everything's okay now. The administration
set to expand its immigration crackdown to New Orleans later
(00:25):
this week. Hong Kong morning after a massive fire tour
through a housing complex last week, killing one hundred and
fifty one people, with dozens still missing. The cause for
the fire still unknown. Technically, today is the last day
to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers, so have at it. Most
foods can last four days in the fridge, you know
the four day rule. There is one thing that lasts
for longer than that, and that's cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce
(00:48):
that's homemade can last a week to ten days, and
the can trash that bender legs.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, it's not necessary. It can
last up to two weeks in the fridge. That's not necessary.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Did you happen to see the video up on our
Facebok book page this morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You told me about it. The ocean spray.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Cans, opening up the cans and there's just water inside.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Water as far as the jelly diluted or it's just
water water. Huh yeah, imagine how disappointed you turn it
into a contest, right, it's not the water.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We meant to do that, like Willie Walker.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But instead of that, it's just cranberry water. Former Home
Improvement star Zachary ty Bryan arrested for the sixth time
in five years. This is a kid who played Brad
Taylor on the TV show arrested for what arrested after
allegedly violating his probation tied to his domestic violence conviction.
A safe that once stored the notorious sex tape of
(01:40):
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson has been sold at auction.
Now it's not the not the tape, just the safe,
and it went for twenty five hundred dollars, well below
its estimated value of up to seven thousand, and despite
that coming with a personalized note from its former owner
and Motley Crue drummer that said, quote, this.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is the safe that ruined my life.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Tommy on TV Today, the streaming premiere of Guns Up
on Paramount, plus the Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular
on ABC, and My next guest Known Needs No Introduction
on Netflix. Adam Sandler sitting down with David Letterman in Sports. Well,
the Seahawks blank the Vikings twenty six nothing yesterday, first
shut out victory more than a decade Monday and Football
(02:20):
Tonight is the Patriots hosting the Giants, and let's hear
it for the Seattle Torrent. They said a women's hockey
record with sixteen fourteen fans in attendance for their home debut,
which was a loss against the Frost. It's the largest
attendance for a women's hockey game in the US arena
and the highest attended home game venue in p WHL history.
They play again on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Outstanding. Yeah, Hi, we're back, Puget Sound Showdown, Mystery Bender
miss fifteen days until radiothon, and we got just a
bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Time flies.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We get the recap of put your Money where Jody's
Mouth is and other stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
All air decorating for on air content.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Looks great in here now. Yeah, look how festive that is.
One ugly looking tree.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, I've seen better trees, but I think it's
got the Charlie Brown Christmas tree vibes.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, Charlie Brown's Christmas tree looks better than that one.
Got a big dumper hat. I'll post the video when
it's done. In the meantime, however, Jody, we have some
business that we have to take care of. A little
(03:36):
left over from the long holiday weekend. We will wrap
up put your money where Jody's mouth in Week thirteen
of Not a Football League. Keep in mind Jody doesn't
(03:57):
know which games I'm going to pick for her to pick.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, but I do know that over the weekend there
were a lot of surprises.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter because once you make
the bet and the money goes down, you don't get
to spin it and say, oh, but but but there
were surprises.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, oh no, I'm sure I didn't do well because
it was a bad week for people who had thinking
minds like mine.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hold on, it was a bad weekend for people like
you that have the thing thinking mind.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
What exactly does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, it was a bad weekend for smart people who
make good decisions usually.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But we're wrong. This past weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
But all of your decisions for your weekly picks, you say,
you go to all of the other experts, compile all
that information to make your picks based on their picks.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right, So we all were wrong, me and all the
other thinking people with our big, beautiful brains.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are you ready? Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
We will begin with your Seattle Seahawks at home against
the Viking.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We beat the Vikings. That's also going to be a
well done.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Vegas has the line at ten and a half, Seahawks
favored by ten and a half. So if you're taking
the Seahawks, they're going to beat the Vikings by ten
and a half.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I think our friend Sam's gonna want to show the
Vikings what they missed out on.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So I'm going with the Seahawks.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Texan well done. Now keep in mind that only counts
as one. That only counts as one. Here we go
in colts, So I'm going with the Seahawks, Texans and Colts, Colts,
Bills and Steelers, Bills, Packers and Lions, Lions, Chiefs, Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is one of the ones that I was hoping
you wouldn't pick, because everybody's picking the Chiefs. But I
feel like the Cowboys are buoyed from last week. But
I'm still going to go with the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
But remember that Eagles.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Okay, So again I ask every week, how much money
are you comfortable with from somebody else's wallet being put
on your picks?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Twenty dollars, no more, no less, twenty dollars, and I
will take a ten percent fee should you hit it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You can vendmo me.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, but will you give them ten percent if you
if they lose it? All this how it works? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Text to five two three on nine.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I think it's only fair that Jody gives up ten
percent if she doesn't have good picks and we lose money.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, that's not the deal.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
A deal, by definition, is between two parties that agree.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, that's the deal.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, the deal is if you put twenty dollars or
more down and you make money based on my information
that I gave you, then you are to venmo me
ten percent of your winnings by venmo address is baby
Cakes one two four Hot Lady.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Summer, baby Cakes one two four hoty Lady Summer. Yeah,
long did you have to add Hot Lady Summer because
baby cakes?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Alrey taking.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Text to five two three nine, baby Cakes one one
two four Baby Cakes one two four.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Lady Hot Lady Summer is Jody's venmo.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I was watching that Eagles game, and I was watching
the Chiefs game, and I was like, I feel really
bad about this.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Right now an iHeartRadio station.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Guaranteed Human ninety five seven the Jests Jody's ninety second
News Update.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Now, well, the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
First round of Mystery Menderness is going to take place.
Are you going to win something amazing this morning? Better
stick around in the meantime Powered by Carter Suber Chance
for rainshowers this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Heading into tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
USPS gearing up for the busiest time of the year
with a launch of real time Holiday Mail Counter, which
is them being transparent letting you know how many pieces
of mail they've picked up, when your thing's going to
get to where it's going, and the USPS plans to
hire fourteen thousand temporary employees. Your beef with the postal
Service doesn't continue in Snahomish, right, Your beef ended in Kent.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, so you're cool now, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Got a mailbox, they can reach it, they put the
stuff in it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's not a big argument. Where is my mail? Like
you hated, you had a hard.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Time the one that Covington was just got off.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You had a hard time. Parts of the US grappling
with severe winter weather on one of the busiest travel things.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Back a second.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So we're so they're going to put up a male
counter that does nothing for anybody, but we're supposed to
then what So we're going to see a male counter
on their website and we're going to go, well, we
don't get our mail, but look at all the other people.
Look at look how much business they're doing. Right, that's
all that is.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You're handling twenty one, three hundred and sixty four pieces
of mail today, or.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's all that is. Well, that's all that's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you send grandma a letter and grandma lives in
you know, Oklahoma, right, you probably will know pretty close.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
To which day it's going to arrive, I assume.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But their full transparency of numbers and letting you okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It's going to be a great years with your stuff.
Parts of the US grappling with severe winter weather. Record
snow in Chicago shut down highways across multiple states, triggered
thousands of flight cancelations. Hope everybody made it back from
wherever they were post Thanksgiving. Pope Leo touchdown in Bea
Route yesterday as part of his historic first trip abroad
(09:20):
as pontiff. We spent eleven point eight billion dollars just
online alone on Black Friday this year. The peak was
from ten am to two pm, when Americans woke up
and spent twelve million dollars per minute. Ray Ja was
arrested after allegedly pointing a gun at his ex wife
during a live streamed argument on Thanksgiving. Jerry O'Donnell not
(09:43):
to be confused with Jerry O'Connell. This is a different actor,
but he played law enforcement figures on Dexter alias NYPD Blue.
You'd recognize him if you google them. Jerry O'Donnell, not
Jerry O'Connell.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's now training to become an actual police officer in Nashville,
North Carolina. At the age of sixty five. He's the
oldest trainee the department has ever had. Does he look familiar?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, and I watched him YPD Blue.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Really he does not look familiar.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I recognize him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Disney's Zootopia two, Smash Box Office records over the weekend,
raking in over half a billion dollars, largest global opening
ever for an animated film and the biggest debut of
the year. In sports, Seahawks Blank the Vikings twenty six
Nothing Yesterday first shut out victory more than a decade.
Monday Night Football on the ESPN, the Patriots hosting the
Giant Mystery Be Time.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Wow, that's still it. It's the most wonderful time. Sherry
is in Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Hi, Sherry, hiy Hi Mary Bender Marry, this is so exciting.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You're definitely gonna win something something if if you are
a brand new to the program. Hi, that's joke. So
Mystery Bender Miss. Every single year we have two Bender
Miss stockings hanging by the chimney with care.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And they're not AI stockings, they're real actions. Those are
hand held stockings.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Those are real right next to our killer Bender Miss
tree looks it really does with our big dumper baseball
hat as the tree topper, perfect Angel. So here's how
this works, Srry. We have two stockings stocking a stocking be.
You tell me which one you want and which of
us you'd like to open it for you. There could
be an incredible prize in one of the stockings. There
(11:34):
could be a crappy prize, or there could be something
that some people may think is crappy, but you may go,
oh my god, on of those this is what I've
always wanted, is a crap you never know?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Okay, all right, so let's see I want to go
with Jody.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, and let's just stoking a a nice stocking a
You and I are going at the same time. I'm
so glad you got the docks without glitter.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I looked like a dirty stripper for weeks and weeks
the first couple of Vender misses. Okay, are you ready
to find out what was in your stocking?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I am?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
We go.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You have won a pair of tickets to see Dave
Chappelle next week at Climate Pledgarina.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Okay, that's good than a recliner, right, recliner we gave
We gave that old reclinner away years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Well you tried anyway, Okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Can we try.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
We gave it to a weed shop.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Didn't We brought it to a dispensary. They used it
for their Okay, they used it for their kind of
hangout area.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well done. Sherry way to bring it all back. Congratulations
and Mary Benjamins to you and yours.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Thank you, you too, Mary Jugit sounds showdown.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Carlos in Seattle, big shots, got three wins already, He's
looking for that fourth.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Hi, Carlos, Hi, Good morning y'all.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Carlo, Carlo, Carlo, Carlos. The confidence exuding from downtown beautiful
Kent is Nina.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Nina thinks she can take you out.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Hi, Nina, Hey girl, good morning, good good morning, very
easy concept. Jody has the questions this morning. You guys
are gonna buzz in with your name. When you know
the answer. First person of five wins, you get tickets
to go see the Fab four stage show over at
the More.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, they do a great job. On the twentieth of
this month, here we go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Name the style of yoga that's practiced in a very
hot room near Nina Dickram very good. Who's doctor Seuss's
egg hatching elephant.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Bruce. His name's Horton, Horton, Which Yankee was the iron horse?
Carlos Carlos Luke rig.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What rapper was born? Artist Leon Ivy Junior? Yeah, Nina, Oh,
Carlos Coolio ohright, good, wow, how do you know that?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Just a random stuff in my head? Scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Carlos has two, Nina has one. What's the fastest growing
plant on Earth?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Carlos Carlos bamboo?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That's four? Right, that's three.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Which movie features the quote I'm gonna make him an
offer he can't refuse?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Carlos, Carlos The Godfather.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Which member of Kiss is Star Child?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Caryle?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You get in? It sounded like Carlos. I'm just saying, fortunately,
games over. It did sound like Carlos. Go ahead, Carlos.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Paul Stanley came over. That's four in a row for Carlos.
So you also got your fab four tickets to go
along with your What do you went last week?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Chappelle? Right, Chappelle tickets. Yeah, Nina, You're welcome back any time.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Ninety five seven The Jests Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Now, my my good friends at Carter Suber, who's gonna
be a little rainy today and tomorrow? Marathon? That is
Seattle Marathon and it's new route. Eight thousand, six hundred
runners ran yesterday. Congratulations to all of you the Olympic
pipeline as we've turned to full operation. There where disruptions
to the fuel product service since a leak was detected
on November eleventh, But everything's okay now. The Administration's had
(15:51):
to expand its immigration crackdown to New Orleans this week
Hong Kong morning after a massive tire fire tour through
a housing complex last week. The still unknown. Technically, today
is the last day to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers. Most
food can last four days in the fridge. After that
they can make you sick. Four day rule, everybody beware.
(16:11):
Although homemade cranberry sauce can last about ten days, and
if you eat the canned stuff that Bender loves, it
can last up to two weeks in the fridge. Ray
j arrested after allegedly pointing a gun at his ex
wife during a live streamed argument on Thanksgiving. Macy's Day
Thanksgiving Parade had thirty four point three million viewers across NBC.
(16:32):
In Peacock, Quentin Tarantino wants to make a Kill Bill
prequel about Bill's origin story do due. Disney's Zootopia Too
smashed box office records over the weekend, raking in half
billion dollars. It's the largest global opening ever for an
animated film and the biggest debut of this year on TV. Today,
This Stroom premiere of Guns up on Paramount Plus and
(16:52):
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction on Netflix. Adam Sandler
sits down with David Letterman in Sports. The Seahawks just
trounce the Vikings twenty sixth Nothing Yesterday, first shoutout of
Victory the.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Giant first day in December. The studio is all.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Decorated for Mystery Bender miss sure as. The video is
up by the way on our Instagram and Facebook at
Jody and Bender of us decorating the tree.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
This morning had a bit of a run in with.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
A tree that I took out of storage at the
house and I realized why it was in storage and
wasn't being used. It's because the four and a half
foot Colorado spruce doesn't have a tree stand right, so
we had to We had to do a makeshift tree
stand and the tree looks got awful.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Just jam it into a box, That's what I would
have done.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
So we wrapped the Christmas lights. We've got a big
dumper hat as its tree topper. The video is up
on our Instagram and Facebook at Jody and Bender. I
think we did a great job.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I think that this definitely shows that I have been
rubbing off on you in the best way, because the
first holiday that you and I celebrated together, I remember
coming in and it looked like the studio had vomited
a Hallmark movie. And I had never seen anybody go
(18:09):
to that length. You had a cart like I dragged
behind me for Josh's baseball season. Get a full cart
with blow ups and lights and tinsel galore, and everything
was covered. And I was like, oh, okay. You know,
having experienced many firsts with many other show hosts, I
(18:29):
had never seen anybody go to those lengths. Now, all
these years later, this is where I like.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You brought it in.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Stick it together, put the dumper hat on top, lean
it against the wall.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Jam in a box.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Do we have a tree? Yes? We do? Is it fine? Yes?
Are we celebrating? Sure? Absolutely. It's It's the saddest tree
I have ever decorated. It's not great, like it's suffering
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I mean, I've got the bender miss stockings over here
over my shoulder. Jody has her felt manora. Yeah, you
have some Christmas lights dangling from that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Because stranger Christmas lights in a studio like that, we
have two outlets, yeah, and they're in the worst possible
location for anything.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It is crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I mean when they designed it, did they not think
to themselves, hey, yeah, we're gonna need a couple of
extra outlets for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's like when you get an airbnb and there it's
like an Amish Airbnb. There's nowhere to plug anything, and
it's just like, how do people live like this? We
have four massive monitors that we don't use for anything, Like,
maybe we should just rig one of those down.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I have to be plugged into something, right. Well, I'm
assuming they're well yeah, they're all LUTs behind it. Yeah,
but so there's no other I mean it's cool. I mean,
I just I just wanted to be festive. I just
I just wanted to be It's bad enough to building
management here uh decided I shortages of employees and or
(20:04):
the holiday grinch or whatever. There is a giant tree
that gets put up, lit, decorated the whole thing in
between the two buildings here in downtown Seattle. And this
year it's like the Rockefeller Soner Christmas tree didn't go up. Yeah,
but it's a giant, well put together, lit, decorated tree,
and this year they decided no.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Four hundred thousand people look at the Rockefeller Christmas tree
every day, sixteen of us look at this one.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, I think it was all right, good saving.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, But at the same time, where's the tree?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I know you're saying, but nobody works in the building
across the way. It's totally empty. And there's nobody in
our building either. There's like four of us who work here.
And if you're gonna start electing, uh, you know, cutting
people or cutting Christmas trees, I'd rather cut the Christmas
tree and keep the people.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, it's not like they're cutting massive expense to put
it up.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, to go get it?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, tree that size, I'm assuming it's in storage next.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
To our van, next to our van.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm good with it. Don't worry about you can see
that sign first.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
The first day of the month is always Jody's favorite
because she likes to dive into me.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Here's what's coming up this month?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, just stuff, there's a jingle, Here's what's coming, Let's
do it together.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming. Money.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
If we're going to be doing this on the fly,
is that? Is that the jingle I'll do with you?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Here's what's coming, Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming up
this month? Ready, here we go, five six, Here's what's coming.
Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming up this month? Oh man,
I love it. Fantastic.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Hey, everybody that recording maybe in a mystery bend stocking tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Just keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's a new month and with it very exciting things
to look forward to. In sports, college football's bowl games
kick off December thirteenth. There's NFL NHL action a month.
Mlf's Cup Final goes down this Saturday there too, I
don't care. Third annual NBA Cup Tournament runs through December sixteenth.
There it is. In theaters. Big ones coming up this month. Avatar,
(22:21):
Fire and ash Ooh scary fire people.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Now me either.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
James Cameron's already come out and said if this one flops,
He's not doing another one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I loved the first Avatar and I haven't seen one since,
and I just not interested dances with wolves.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, that's all it is I know that's what that is.
This time it's fire People OOO.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
December nineteenth, and the SpongeBob movie Search for SquarePants lands
on the same day. Also, Five Nights at Freddy's two
opens Friday, so does the re release of both kill
Bill movies, running four hours and thirty five minutes each
one or the total all the total, some total. If
there was ever a chance that I was gonna eat
hallucinogens again, that is where he would be able to
find me. Timothy Shallamy plays a professional ping ponger and
(23:03):
Marty supremea on the twenty fifth. This movie is supposed
to be fantastic, fantastic and this looks stupid, but it
has Jack Black and Paul Rudd. They're doing the remake
of Anaconda also on Christmas Day. Have you seen the
trailer for this one? No, Jack Black and Paul Rudd
want to remake Anaconda, but they can't afford to digitize
the snake, so to cut the cost, they want to
(23:24):
go out and find a real snake. So this is
their hunt to find a real snake that's good enough
to star in the Anaconda movie.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And that's when things get.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
On TV.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
The Rockefellow Christmas Tree Lighting is.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Well, all is one movie? You forgot what The finale
of Stranger Things is only in theaters?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, only in theaters until it's on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Right, but it's being released in theaters. If you don't
want to ruin for you have to go see it
in the movie theater before it's on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But isn't that January? Is that January? I thought it
was New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, find out, keep going, you find out on TV.
The Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting is Wednesday on NBC. The
docu saries Taylor Swift The End of an Era hits
Disney on the twelfth. Fallout Season two starts the seventeenth.
That's on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Stranger Things series finale will have a limited theatrical release
December thirty, first at five pm.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, so you can see it in the theaters and
then it's gonna be on Netflix like two days later.
The second Oh there it is the second half of
Stranger Things.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Well, technically they have it under TV because it's we've
had four more episodes on Christmas Day and then the
finale on New Year's very first.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was gonna get up to it. It's just that
I didn't read through this whole thing yet. Finally, the holidays.
Apparently there's a big one called Christmas, and Hanaka starts
December fourteenth, and Kwanza starts at twenty six.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
There's also Giving Tuesday tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What a great day to buy all of the movie
tickets that we have left.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
A couple pairs there. Nationalize. Oh, by the way, give
at kids dot com to get the movie tickets.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
National ice Cream Day is the thirteenth answer the phone,
like buddy, the Elf Day is on the eighteenth ugly Sweaturday.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I know I am.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
The first day of winter is December twenty first, and
Festivus is.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Spanning the clube to find the news you didn't know
you needed to know.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You know it taught that Daily Bender Gazette. Now here's
Bender's got to find folks at Core Contractors. Jon, Yes, Bender.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
The crime of the century.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
May have gone down in Florida, France.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay, police call them professional thieves. At the ESCR Gorde
de Grands farm in France's Champagne region, thieves stole nearly
a half a ton of snails.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And you know how light snails are, so imagine how
many a ton would be?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
One hundred thousand dollars is the street value of the
snails must be so confused the overnight theft, wiping out
the entire annual production destined for Christmas menus at upscale restaurants.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
All over France nails.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
According to the police, the organized criminals cut through fencing
used crowbars to force entry. They think it's an inside job.
I bet one of the snails went screw it.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I bet come on, everybody, run as fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
According to the farm, we've been robbed and our fresh
and frozen snail stash has been stolen.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That stinks.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's an it's it's incredible to have stolen such a
large quantity, noting the snails are nearly as valuable as
champagne and describe the perpetrators as experienced and professional.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Eat s cargo.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's not my thing, but I wonder if there's different
snails that equal different value, you know, like a different
cut of a wago cattle would be.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I mean, I'm assuming if one snail is bigger than
the other, if you go by.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Way, I don't know if it's size.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I think maybe it's just the preparation, like a snail
as a snail, but if you eat it at a
fancy restaurant, Yeah, but it's gonna cost you, you know, but.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
The straight value of the snails before they even get
that far, we're looking at just the snails like fancy snails. Well, right,
are they fancy snails?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I again, I don't need s car It's not my thing. However,
I was interested that it was coming from the Champagne region.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I mean, if we found a snail at a local
pet shop here, yeah, and you compare it to the
one that was stolen or one of the ones that
was stolen at the Escargo de Grand farm in France's
Champagne region. And if you put the two of them
side by side, does one speak French? Does one offer
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more of a tantalizing taste? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Does one have a baguette? Then a beret cuck to
the sad with a look like, oh, we hate Americans.
I hope I get did them quickly?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Do they all talk like Pepe?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
They do? Another fact
Five seven, The jests Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Na, well, well, well by, look who's back Powered by
Carter Zuberu chance for rangehowers in the afternoon. Heading into tomorrow,
the Olympic Pipeline has returned to full operations. It has
been disrupted the field product service since a leak was
detected on November eleventh, But everything's okay now. The administration
set to expand its immigration crackdown to New Orleans later
(00:25):
this week. Hong Kong morning after a massive fire tour
through a housing complex last week, killing one hundred and
fifty one people, with dozens still missing. The cause for
the fire still unknown. Technically, today is the last day
to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers, so have at it. Most
foods can last four days in the fridge, you know
the four day rule. There is one thing that lasts
for longer than that, and that's cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce
(00:48):
that's homemade can last a week to ten days, and
the can trash that bender legs.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, it's not necessary. It can
last up to two weeks in the fridge. That's not necessary.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Did you happen to see the video up on our
Facebok book page this morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You told me about it. The ocean spray.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Cans, opening up the cans and there's just water inside.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Water as far as the jelly diluted or it's just
water water. Huh yeah, imagine how disappointed you turn it
into a contest, right, it's not the water.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We meant to do that, like Willie Walker.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But instead of that, it's just cranberry water. Former Home
Improvement star Zachary ty Bryan arrested for the sixth time
in five years. This is a kid who played Brad
Taylor on the TV show arrested for what arrested after
allegedly violating his probation tied to his domestic violence conviction.
A safe that once stored the notorious sex tape of
(01:40):
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson has been sold at auction.
Now it's not the not the tape, just the safe,
and it went for twenty five hundred dollars, well below
its estimated value of up to seven thousand, and despite
that coming with a personalized note from its former owner
and Motley Crue drummer that said, quote, this.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is the safe that ruined my life.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Tommy on TV Today, the streaming premiere of Guns Up
on Paramount, plus the Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular
on ABC, and My next guest Known Needs No Introduction
on Netflix. Adam Sandler sitting down with David Letterman in Sports. Well,
the Seahawks blank the Vikings twenty six nothing yesterday, first
shut out victory more than a decade Monday and Football
(02:20):
Tonight is the Patriots hosting the Giants, and let's hear
it for the Seattle Torrent. They said a women's hockey
record with sixteen fourteen fans in attendance for their home debut,
which was a loss against the Frost. It's the largest
attendance for a women's hockey game in the US arena
and the highest attended home game venue in p WHL history.
They play again on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Outstanding. Yeah, Hi, we're back, Puget Sound Showdown, Mystery Bender
miss fifteen days until radiothon, and we got just a
bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Time flies.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We get the recap of put your Money where Jody's
Mouth is and other stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
All air decorating for on air content.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Looks great in here now. Yeah, look how festive that is.
One ugly looking tree.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, I've seen better trees, but I think it's
got the Charlie Brown Christmas tree vibes.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, Charlie Brown's Christmas tree looks better than that one.
Got a big dumper hat. I'll post the video when
it's done. In the meantime, however, Jody, we have some
business that we have to take care of. A little
(03:36):
left over from the long holiday weekend. We will wrap
up put your money where Jody's mouth in Week thirteen
of Not a Football League. Keep in mind Jody doesn't
(03:57):
know which games I'm going to pick for her to pick.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, but I do know that over the weekend there
were a lot of surprises.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter because once you make
the bet and the money goes down, you don't get
to spin it and say, oh, but but but there
were surprises.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, oh no, I'm sure I didn't do well because
it was a bad week for people who had thinking
minds like mine.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hold on, it was a bad weekend for people like
you that have the thing thinking mind.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
What exactly does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, it was a bad weekend for smart people who
make good decisions usually.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But we're wrong. This past weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
But all of your decisions for your weekly picks, you say,
you go to all of the other experts, compile all
that information to make your picks based on their picks.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right, So we all were wrong, me and all the
other thinking people with our big, beautiful brains.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are you ready? Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
We will begin with your Seattle Seahawks at home against
the Viking.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We beat the Vikings. That's also going to be a
well done.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Vegas has the line at ten and a half, Seahawks
favored by ten and a half. So if you're taking
the Seahawks, they're going to beat the Vikings by ten
and a half.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I think our friend Sam's gonna want to show the
Vikings what they missed out on.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So I'm going with the Seahawks.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Texan well done. Now keep in mind that only counts
as one. That only counts as one. Here we go
in colts, So I'm going with the Seahawks, Texans and Colts, Colts,
Bills and Steelers, Bills, Packers and Lions, Lions, Chiefs, Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is one of the ones that I was hoping
you wouldn't pick, because everybody's picking the Chiefs. But I
feel like the Cowboys are buoyed from last week. But
I'm still going to go with the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
But remember that Eagles.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Okay, So again I ask every week, how much money
are you comfortable with from somebody else's wallet being put
on your picks?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Twenty dollars, no more, no less, twenty dollars, and I
will take a ten percent fee should you hit it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You can vendmo me.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, but will you give them ten percent if you
if they lose it? All this how it works? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Text to five two three on nine.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I think it's only fair that Jody gives up ten
percent if she doesn't have good picks and we lose money.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, that's not the deal.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
A deal, by definition, is between two parties that agree.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, that's the deal.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, the deal is if you put twenty dollars or
more down and you make money based on my information
that I gave you, then you are to venmo me
ten percent of your winnings by venmo address is baby
Cakes one two four Hot Lady.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Summer, baby Cakes one two four hoty Lady Summer. Yeah,
long did you have to add Hot Lady Summer because
baby cakes?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Alrey taking.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Text to five two three nine, baby Cakes one one
two four Baby Cakes one two four.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Lady Hot Lady Summer is Jody's venmo.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I was watching that Eagles game, and I was watching
the Chiefs game, and I was like, I feel really
bad about this.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Right now an iHeartRadio station.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Guaranteed Human ninety five seven the Jests Jody's ninety second
News Update.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Now, well, the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
First round of Mystery Menderness is going to take place.
Are you going to win something amazing this morning? Better
stick around in the meantime Powered by Carter Suber Chance
for rainshowers this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Heading into tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
USPS gearing up for the busiest time of the year
with a launch of real time Holiday Mail Counter, which
is them being transparent letting you know how many pieces
of mail they've picked up, when your thing's going to
get to where it's going, and the USPS plans to
hire fourteen thousand temporary employees. Your beef with the postal
Service doesn't continue in Snahomish, right, Your beef ended in Kent.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, so you're cool now, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Got a mailbox, they can reach it, they put the
stuff in it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's not a big argument. Where is my mail? Like
you hated, you had a hard.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Time the one that Covington was just got off.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You had a hard time. Parts of the US grappling
with severe winter weather on one of the busiest travel things.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Back a second.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So we're so they're going to put up a male
counter that does nothing for anybody, but we're supposed to
then what So we're going to see a male counter
on their website and we're going to go, well, we
don't get our mail, but look at all the other people.
Look at look how much business they're doing. Right, that's
all that is.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You're handling twenty one, three hundred and sixty four pieces
of mail today, or.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's all that is. Well, that's all that's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you send grandma a letter and grandma lives in
you know, Oklahoma, right, you probably will know pretty close.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
To which day it's going to arrive, I assume.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But their full transparency of numbers and letting you okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It's going to be a great years with your stuff.
Parts of the US grappling with severe winter weather. Record
snow in Chicago shut down highways across multiple states, triggered
thousands of flight cancelations. Hope everybody made it back from
wherever they were post Thanksgiving. Pope Leo touchdown in Bea
Route yesterday as part of his historic first trip abroad
(09:20):
as pontiff. We spent eleven point eight billion dollars just
online alone on Black Friday this year. The peak was
from ten am to two pm, when Americans woke up
and spent twelve million dollars per minute. Ray Ja was
arrested after allegedly pointing a gun at his ex wife
during a live streamed argument on Thanksgiving. Jerry O'Donnell not
(09:43):
to be confused with Jerry O'Connell. This is a different actor,
but he played law enforcement figures on Dexter alias NYPD Blue.
You'd recognize him if you google them. Jerry O'Donnell, not
Jerry O'Connell.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's now training to become an actual police officer in Nashville,
North Carolina. At the age of sixty five. He's the
oldest trainee the department has ever had. Does he look familiar?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, and I watched him YPD Blue.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Really he does not look familiar.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I recognize him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Disney's Zootopia two, Smash Box Office records over the weekend,
raking in over half a billion dollars, largest global opening
ever for an animated film and the biggest debut of
the year. In sports, Seahawks Blank the Vikings twenty six
Nothing Yesterday first shut out victory more than a decade.
Monday Night Football on the ESPN, the Patriots hosting the
Giant Mystery Be Time.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Wow, that's still it. It's the most wonderful time. Sherry
is in Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Hi, Sherry, hiy Hi Mary Bender Marry, this is so exciting.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You're definitely gonna win something something if if you are
a brand new to the program. Hi, that's joke. So
Mystery Bender Miss. Every single year we have two Bender
Miss stockings hanging by the chimney with care.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And they're not AI stockings, they're real actions. Those are
hand held stockings.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Those are real right next to our killer Bender Miss
tree looks it really does with our big dumper baseball
hat as the tree topper, perfect Angel. So here's how
this works, Srry. We have two stockings stocking a stocking be.
You tell me which one you want and which of
us you'd like to open it for you. There could
be an incredible prize in one of the stockings. There
(11:34):
could be a crappy prize, or there could be something
that some people may think is crappy, but you may go,
oh my god, on of those this is what I've
always wanted, is a crap you never know?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Okay, all right, so let's see I want to go
with Jody.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, and let's just stoking a a nice stocking a
You and I are going at the same time. I'm
so glad you got the docks without glitter.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I looked like a dirty stripper for weeks and weeks
the first couple of Vender misses. Okay, are you ready
to find out what was in your stocking?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I am?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
We go.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You have won a pair of tickets to see Dave
Chappelle next week at Climate Pledgarina.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Okay, that's good than a recliner, right, recliner we gave
We gave that old reclinner away years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Well you tried anyway, Okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Can we try.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
We gave it to a weed shop.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Didn't We brought it to a dispensary. They used it
for their Okay, they used it for their kind of
hangout area.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well done. Sherry way to bring it all back. Congratulations
and Mary Benjamins to you and yours.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Thank you, you too, Mary Jugit sounds showdown.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Carlos in Seattle, big shots, got three wins already, He's
looking for that fourth.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Hi, Carlos, Hi, Good morning y'all.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Carlo, Carlo, Carlo, Carlos. The confidence exuding from downtown beautiful
Kent is Nina.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Nina thinks she can take you out.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Hi, Nina, Hey girl, good morning, good good morning, very
easy concept. Jody has the questions this morning. You guys
are gonna buzz in with your name. When you know
the answer. First person of five wins, you get tickets
to go see the Fab four stage show over at
the More.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, they do a great job. On the twentieth of
this month, here we go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Name the style of yoga that's practiced in a very
hot room near Nina Dickram very good. Who's doctor Seuss's
egg hatching elephant.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Bruce. His name's Horton, Horton, Which Yankee was the iron horse?
Carlos Carlos Luke rig.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What rapper was born? Artist Leon Ivy Junior? Yeah, Nina, Oh,
Carlos Coolio ohright, good, wow, how do you know that?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Just a random stuff in my head? Scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Carlos has two, Nina has one. What's the fastest growing
plant on Earth?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Carlos Carlos bamboo?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That's four? Right, that's three.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Which movie features the quote I'm gonna make him an
offer he can't refuse?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Carlos, Carlos The Godfather.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Which member of Kiss is Star Child?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Caryle?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You get in? It sounded like Carlos. I'm just saying, fortunately,
games over. It did sound like Carlos. Go ahead, Carlos.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Paul Stanley came over. That's four in a row for Carlos.
So you also got your fab four tickets to go
along with your What do you went last week?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Chappelle? Right, Chappelle tickets. Yeah, Nina, You're welcome back any time.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Ninety five seven The Jests Jody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Now, my my good friends at Carter Suber, who's gonna
be a little rainy today and tomorrow? Marathon? That is
Seattle Marathon and it's new route. Eight thousand, six hundred
runners ran yesterday. Congratulations to all of you the Olympic
pipeline as we've turned to full operation. There where disruptions
to the fuel product service since a leak was detected
on November eleventh, But everything's okay now. The Administration's had
(15:51):
to expand its immigration crackdown to New Orleans this week
Hong Kong morning after a massive tire fire tour through
a housing complex last week. The still unknown. Technically, today
is the last day to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers. Most
food can last four days in the fridge. After that
they can make you sick. Four day rule, everybody beware.
(16:11):
Although homemade cranberry sauce can last about ten days, and
if you eat the canned stuff that Bender loves, it
can last up to two weeks in the fridge. Ray
j arrested after allegedly pointing a gun at his ex
wife during a live streamed argument on Thanksgiving. Macy's Day
Thanksgiving Parade had thirty four point three million viewers across NBC.
(16:32):
In Peacock, Quentin Tarantino wants to make a Kill Bill
prequel about Bill's origin story do due. Disney's Zootopia Too
smashed box office records over the weekend, raking in half
billion dollars. It's the largest global opening ever for an
animated film and the biggest debut of this year on TV. Today,
This Stroom premiere of Guns up on Paramount Plus and
(16:52):
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction on Netflix. Adam Sandler
sits down with David Letterman in Sports. The Seahawks just
trounce the Vikings twenty sixth Nothing Yesterday, first shoutout of
Victory the.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Giant first day in December. The studio is all.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Decorated for Mystery Bender miss sure as. The video is
up by the way on our Instagram and Facebook at
Jody and Bender of us decorating the tree.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
This morning had a bit of a run in with.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
A tree that I took out of storage at the
house and I realized why it was in storage and
wasn't being used. It's because the four and a half
foot Colorado spruce doesn't have a tree stand right, so
we had to We had to do a makeshift tree
stand and the tree looks got awful.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Just jam it into a box, That's what I would
have done.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
So we wrapped the Christmas lights. We've got a big
dumper hat as its tree topper. The video is up
on our Instagram and Facebook at Jody and Bender. I
think we did a great job.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I think that this definitely shows that I have been
rubbing off on you in the best way, because the
first holiday that you and I celebrated together, I remember
coming in and it looked like the studio had vomited
a Hallmark movie. And I had never seen anybody go
(18:09):
to that length. You had a cart like I dragged
behind me for Josh's baseball season. Get a full cart
with blow ups and lights and tinsel galore, and everything
was covered. And I was like, oh, okay. You know,
having experienced many firsts with many other show hosts, I
(18:29):
had never seen anybody go to those lengths. Now, all
these years later, this is where I like.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You brought it in.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Stick it together, put the dumper hat on top, lean
it against the wall.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Jam in a box.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Do we have a tree? Yes? We do? Is it fine? Yes?
Are we celebrating? Sure? Absolutely. It's It's the saddest tree
I have ever decorated. It's not great, like it's suffering
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I mean, I've got the bender miss stockings over here
over my shoulder. Jody has her felt manora. Yeah, you
have some Christmas lights dangling from that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Because stranger Christmas lights in a studio like that, we
have two outlets, yeah, and they're in the worst possible
location for anything.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It is crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I mean when they designed it, did they not think
to themselves, hey, yeah, we're gonna need a couple of
extra outlets for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's like when you get an airbnb and there it's
like an Amish Airbnb. There's nowhere to plug anything, and
it's just like, how do people live like this? We
have four massive monitors that we don't use for anything, Like,
maybe we should just rig one of those down.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I have to be plugged into something, right. Well, I'm
assuming they're well yeah, they're all LUTs behind it. Yeah,
but so there's no other I mean it's cool. I mean,
I just I just wanted to be festive. I just
I just wanted to be It's bad enough to building
management here uh decided I shortages of employees and or
(20:04):
the holiday grinch or whatever. There is a giant tree
that gets put up, lit, decorated the whole thing in
between the two buildings here in downtown Seattle. And this
year it's like the Rockefeller Soner Christmas tree didn't go up. Yeah,
but it's a giant, well put together, lit, decorated tree,
and this year they decided no.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Four hundred thousand people look at the Rockefeller Christmas tree
every day, sixteen of us look at this one.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, I think it was all right, good saving.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, But at the same time, where's the tree?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I know you're saying, but nobody works in the building
across the way. It's totally empty. And there's nobody in
our building either. There's like four of us who work here.
And if you're gonna start electing, uh, you know, cutting
people or cutting Christmas trees, I'd rather cut the Christmas
tree and keep the people.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, it's not like they're cutting massive expense to put
it up.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, to go get it?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, tree that size, I'm assuming it's in storage next.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
To our van, next to our van.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm good with it. Don't worry about you can see
that sign first.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
The first day of the month is always Jody's favorite
because she likes to dive into me.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Here's what's coming up this month?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, just stuff, there's a jingle, Here's what's coming, Let's
do it together.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming. Money.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
If we're going to be doing this on the fly,
is that? Is that the jingle I'll do with you?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Here's what's coming, Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming up
this month? Ready, here we go, five six, Here's what's coming.
Here's what's coming. Here's what's coming up this month? Oh man,
I love it. Fantastic.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Hey, everybody that recording maybe in a mystery bend stocking tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Just keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's a new month and with it very exciting things
to look forward to. In sports, college football's bowl games
kick off December thirteenth. There's NFL NHL action a month.
Mlf's Cup Final goes down this Saturday there too, I
don't care. Third annual NBA Cup Tournament runs through December sixteenth.
There it is. In theaters. Big ones coming up this month. Avatar,
(22:21):
Fire and ash Ooh scary fire people.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Now me either.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
James Cameron's already come out and said if this one flops,
He's not doing another one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I loved the first Avatar and I haven't seen one since,
and I just not interested dances with wolves.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, that's all it is I know that's what that is.
This time it's fire People OOO.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
December nineteenth, and the SpongeBob movie Search for SquarePants lands
on the same day. Also, Five Nights at Freddy's two
opens Friday, so does the re release of both kill
Bill movies, running four hours and thirty five minutes each
one or the total all the total, some total. If
there was ever a chance that I was gonna eat
hallucinogens again, that is where he would be able to
find me. Timothy Shallamy plays a professional ping ponger and
(23:03):
Marty supremea on the twenty fifth. This movie is supposed
to be fantastic, fantastic and this looks stupid, but it
has Jack Black and Paul Rudd. They're doing the remake
of Anaconda also on Christmas Day. Have you seen the
trailer for this one? No, Jack Black and Paul Rudd
want to remake Anaconda, but they can't afford to digitize
the snake, so to cut the cost, they want to
(23:24):
go out and find a real snake. So this is
their hunt to find a real snake that's good enough
to star in the Anaconda movie.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And that's when things get.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
On TV.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
The Rockefellow Christmas Tree Lighting is.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Well, all is one movie? You forgot what The finale
of Stranger Things is only in theaters?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, only in theaters until it's on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Right, but it's being released in theaters. If you don't
want to ruin for you have to go see it
in the movie theater before it's on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But isn't that January? Is that January? I thought it
was New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, find out, keep going, you find out on TV.
The Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting is Wednesday on NBC. The
docu saries Taylor Swift The End of an Era hits
Disney on the twelfth. Fallout Season two starts the seventeenth.
That's on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Stranger Things series finale will have a limited theatrical release
December thirty, first at five pm.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, so you can see it in the theaters and
then it's gonna be on Netflix like two days later.
The second Oh there it is the second half of
Stranger Things.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Well, technically they have it under TV because it's we've
had four more episodes on Christmas Day and then the
finale on New Year's very first.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was gonna get up to it. It's just that
I didn't read through this whole thing yet. Finally, the holidays.
Apparently there's a big one called Christmas, and Hanaka starts
December fourteenth, and Kwanza starts at twenty six.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
There's also Giving Tuesday tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What a great day to buy all of the movie
tickets that we have left.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
A couple pairs there. Nationalize. Oh, by the way, give
at kids dot com to get the movie tickets.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
National ice Cream Day is the thirteenth answer the phone,
like buddy, the Elf Day is on the eighteenth ugly Sweaturday.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I know I am.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
The first day of winter is December twenty first, and
Festivus is.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Spanning the clube to find the news you didn't know
you needed to know.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You know it taught that Daily Bender Gazette. Now here's
Bender's got to find folks at Core Contractors. Jon, Yes, Bender.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
The crime of the century.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
May have gone down in Florida, France.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay, police call them professional thieves. At the ESCR Gorde
de Grands farm in France's Champagne region, thieves stole nearly
a half a ton of snails.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And you know how light snails are, so imagine how
many a ton would be?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
One hundred thousand dollars is the street value of the
snails must be so confused the overnight theft, wiping out
the entire annual production destined for Christmas menus at upscale restaurants.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
All over France nails.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
According to the police, the organized criminals cut through fencing
used crowbars to force entry. They think it's an inside job.
I bet one of the snails went screw it.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I bet come on, everybody, run as fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
According to the farm, we've been robbed and our fresh
and frozen snail stash has been stolen.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That stinks.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's an it's it's incredible to have stolen such a
large quantity, noting the snails are nearly as valuable as
champagne and describe the perpetrators as experienced and professional.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Eat s cargo.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's not my thing, but I wonder if there's different
snails that equal different value, you know, like a different
cut of a wago cattle would be.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I mean, I'm assuming if one snail is bigger than
the other, if you go by.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Way, I don't know if it's size.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I think maybe it's just the preparation, like a snail
as a snail, but if you eat it at a
fancy restaurant, Yeah, but it's gonna cost you, you know, but.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
The straight value of the snails before they even get
that far, we're looking at just the snails like fancy snails. Well, right,
are they fancy snails?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I again, I don't need s car It's not my thing. However,
I was interested that it was coming from the Champagne region.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I mean, if we found a snail at a local
pet shop here, yeah, and you compare it to the
one that was stolen or one of the ones that
was stolen at the Escargo de Grand farm in France's
Champagne region. And if you put the two of them
side by side, does one speak French? Does one offer
(28:26):
more of a tantalizing taste? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Does one have a baguette? Then a beret cuck to
the sad with a look like, oh, we hate Americans.
I hope I get did them quickly?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Do they all talk like Pepe?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
They do? Another fact
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