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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ninety seven, The Jests, Jody's ninety second news Update Now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yad power my Carter soup much mostly clear, cloudy today
in the low forties. Guess what It's Giving Tuesday? Since
it started as a hashtag many years ago, the Tuesday
after Thanksgiving is one of the biggest fundraising days of
the year for nonprofits in the US. Vendors' favorite charity,
of course, is Seattle Children's and this year I've donated
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to Saving Great Animals, Mary's Place and Food Lifeline or
many charities waiting for your donation. Amazon is testing ultra
fast deliveries in Seattle and Philadelphia purchases, we'll get to
your front door in thirty minutes, and yes, you'll have
to pay extra for it thirteen ninety nine per order.
But if you're a Prime member, you're you only have
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to pay three ninety nine. And then if you only
get a couple of things, they charge a small basket
fee of an extra two bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Serious question. Yeah, if you regularly purchase on Amazon, who
isn't a Prime member?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I don't know, like, who's actually spending thirteen ninety nine
and not the three ninety nine, right?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't know, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I can't imagine anything that you need in thirty minutes
other than medicines, you know, Like, I don't know, have
you ever been super sick and home alone and really
need like niquil or Thailand all or something like that
and you just can't go out and get it. Other
than that, you'd have to be really stoned to use service,
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which I can also understand. That makes sense too. Mission
Ridge Ski and Bord Resorts set to kick off the
season Thursday. Steven's Pass announced it's postponing its opening day.
They were supposed to get chairs moving this Friday, but
there's just not enough snow. Summit will open December seventeenth.
More than twelve hundred people have been killed by flooding
and landslides in parts of Asia. Cyclone fueled downpours have
(01:53):
battered Indonesia, Thailand and Malaysia. The US did not commemorate
World AIDS Day this week, a break from decades of precedent.
The day intended to remember the lives lost to the disease.
Airline passengers traveling without a real idea or a passport
will have to pay forty five dollars starting February first,
the TSA announced that anyone going through airport security checkpoints
(02:14):
without real ID or passport, we'll have to verify their
identity through biometric or biographic system. Biographic Oxford Dictionary's word
of the year. It's actually two words, rage bait. They say,
the terms being used three times more than it was
a year ago.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know what rage bait is, right, that's when people
post stuff just to.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Get you mad.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And gaslighting.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it makes sense. Lawyers for Sean Diddycombs are fighting
to keep Netflix from releasing a docu series about the
embattered music mogul. Release the series now, I want to
see it. This is the bessest thing you can do.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
This all the stuff that fifty cent says he has.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, probably, I don't know. I literally don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And finally, Netflix says released yule log videos based on
K Pop, Demon Hunters, Wednesday and Stranger Things, so you
can start watching those now.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Awesome, I gonna be There is a yule log video
on Disney on Disney Plus that Mackenzie loves where it's
just the fire and then every two or three minutes,
Oloff from Frozen just goes running by that's all. It
is a music. It's it's it's it's it's music. Yeah,
(03:23):
and it's just the fire yeah. And then every so
often Olof goes running on by dance in front of
the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And you have fireplaces in your house, right, yes, it's funny.
How many fireplaces you got?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Like three?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Right? Two? Yeah on the failure one in the living rooeah. Yeah.
As of yesterday, at the end of the show, there
were only twenty five tickets left for our annual movie
that we hold at the North Bend Theater in North Bend,
and we do it with all the proceeds benefiting Radiothon
for Seattle Children's Hospital. Every year we do it. First
(03:55):
year we did Grease two, sold it out. Next year
we did Xana do Oh Never Again. Third year we
did Mama Mia. That was last year. This year we're
doing Little Shop of Hors.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I've been wanting to do Little Shop of Hors since
we started doing this, Like Greece Too. We was the
reason that we started the movie. But then in the
second year we were trying to pick the movie right
and figure out what we're gonna do. I'm not trying
to say I told you so right, but I was
against Zana.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Well, we have sold out all of the screening, so
that hasn't been an issue.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No, it's not an issue. But I didn't want Xana do.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I wanted Little Shop of Cars because I feel like
this is the perfect movie for this event with this crap.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh never before has a movie sold as fast as
Greece Too. Greece Too. We sold out like within a
week this one. We've only got twenty five tickets left.
It's two hundred and thirty five tickets. It's all we've got.
Once we get two thirty five were done, We're not
doing this another night. It's gonna be at the end
of January at the North Bend Theater of North Bend.
But we always sell all the tickets before Radio Thought happens,
(05:00):
so that we have all the money accounted for the
bottom line of Radiothon. Yeah, and uh so as of
yesterday at the end of the show, I haven't heard
from the hospital yet this morning, but we only had
twenty five tickets left. So if you're trying to get
in and you want to buy a ticket, it's only
thirty five bucks. All the money goes to Seattle Children's hospital.
Go to give to the Kids dot Com. You'll see
(05:21):
the link forgive for a little shop of hers, and
then you're in and you're done, and you're gonna be
there with us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, buy the ticket for you and your friend who
like to have fun and come and join us because
we do Puget Sound showdown live on stage usually after
the movie, not before. And uh and this year I
think I'm gonna clip some of my spider plant legs
and and give those out to the winners because as
you know, I know you've never seen the movie, but
you know it's about a plant, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Gonna be I have never seen the little shop bar.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You have never seen those, You're gonna already love it.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm very excited to watch you heckle the screen. Those
in attendance. No heckling, no hackling. Go to get give
to the Kids dot Com and make sure you pick
up one of those last twenty five tickets to join
us at the North Bend Theater in North Bend again
like I said, end of January, but you got to
get the tickets now because we always sell it out before.
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Radiothon Okay, back.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
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Clear Cloudy today in the low forties. Hey, it's Giving Tuesday.
Giving Tuesday started as a hashtag back in twenty twelve,
and now it's the biggest fundraising day of the year. Bender.
(06:34):
What's your favorite charity?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The Adult Children?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No surprises?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There fourteen days away from Radiothon. You can go to
give to the Kids dot com click on donate. You
can use Giving Tuesday to donate early for Radiothon.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And I've already donated Saving Great Animals, Mary's Place and
Food Lifeline this morning. Make it a great day for
you you. Dub Medicine received news of an anonymous fifty
million dollars donation. Undergraduate seniors will receive free tuition for
their clinical rotations for decades to come, and this particular
program that it's been dedicated to will also now be
able to expand from seventy students to one hundred. It's
(07:10):
like this medical lab, this particular program, and it's very exciting.
They told all of the students, we have an announcement
to make dress for success and come meet us, and
nobody knew what it was about, and they were basically
told their tuition is paid. How fantastic Costco's taking the
Administration of Court over billions in tariffs, arguing that the
president overstepped his authority. Other companies like Bumblebee Foods, Kawasaki Motors, Revlon,
(07:32):
and Yokohama Tires have filed similar lawsuits. The son of
notorious Mexican drug kingpin El Choppo, pled guilty yesterday to
US drug trafficking charges. US Envoy US Special Envoy Steve
Whitcoff expected to meet with President Vladimir Putin today following
high level talks between the US and Ukrainian officials over
(07:53):
the weekend. Steve McBee senior do you ever hear of
McBee Dynasty Real American Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Apparently not man enough to watch that show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Actually it's for girls because all the mcbees are really
hot dudes.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh okay, I believe the.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Families from South Dakota and they're like, they're cowboys and
this was supposed to be the next big reality show. Well,
Steve McBee senior, who's the dad, turned himself in today
to serve a two year sentence for crop insurance fraud.
Here's the part I know you'll love. McBee says that
he's been getting advice from fellow reality star Todd Christly,
who of course, received a full pardon in May while
(08:31):
serving his prison sentence for conspiracy to commit bank fraud.
What could crop insurance fraud be is that like, oh,
our field of corn died, so we need money from
the government.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So yeah, all right, Well, I guess we'll see what
happens with this guy. Here's an update on this story
from yesterday. Zachary ty Bryan, former star of Home Improvement,
and his girlfriend were both arrested after a crazy incident
where she tried to run him over in her pickup
truck with their three kids inside, and he wasn't even
supposed to be near her at all due to a
restraining order. So let's just say that relationship has gone
(09:07):
straight downhill and sports Torrent hosts The New York Sirens
that climbing pledge tonight and the Patriots beat the Giants yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Shoutoun Our champion is back in Seattle. Hi Carlos, Hello,
Good morning, Carlo, Carlo. Carlo Carlos You're gonna be taken
on k in West Seattle.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Hi k hey girl, he heay, west side, west side.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So I have Do I have the questions?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I have the questions. This morning, you guys are gonna
buzz in with your name. When you know the answer,
first person of five correct answers wins tickets to see
the Fab four the Tribute Show at the More on
December twentieth. You get bragging rights. It's a big deal, right, Carlos,
Like your life has been just turned upside down for
the last four I truly was not living life beforehand.
(09:58):
That's right, That's right. So ka, this is a big deal.
Don't let the pressure get to you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh god, Okay, all right, do you have questions?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I have the questions. I'm ready to go. Here we go.
Who was Washington's governor before Bob Ferguson?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Jody Shot?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
What was Alf's favorite food? Carlos cat cats in Christmas vacation?
What's cousin Eddie's daughter's name? Jody?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The one who can't speak? Ruby?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Very good? Yes, Ruby, Sue?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What do you mean she could talk?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Can't she not talk?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
She fought her tongue.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She can talk. Isn't it the boy who can't talk,
who doesn't say anything because she's the one who finds
Clark in the kitchen and ask if that's Santa.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Okay, somebody tell me on text what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What show starred Hillary Burton and Sophia Bush in a
town called Tree Hill? Okay? One Tree Hill?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Tricky?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What movie would you find the stave puff marshmallow Man?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Kay?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Carlos Goe Sbusters.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Who is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers? Carlos, Carlos,
Jordan Love scoreboard two is all around? How many Jonas
brothers are there? Carlos Carlos Three? Kay, you can steal it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Four.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Don't forget about Frankie.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Frankie the bonus Jonas. What color is the tartis in
Doctor Who? Carlos Carlos Red? Kay, you can steal it black?
Jody Blue? Scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Kay, and I have three?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Carlos has two.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What's Vanilla ICE's real name?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Ka? Kay?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Robert van Winkle, why do you know that? You don't
need to know that, not to be confused, Not to
be confused with the weather guy over at Cairo, whose
name is Robert van Winkle In the song Walking in Memphis?
Where was the girl waiting for Elvis k she got
(12:36):
in there? Go ahead the jungle room.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
At that game over.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Holy crap, we have a new Pewted Sound showdown. Champion
Kay and Wessey. Kay, you're gonna be back tomorrow and
you won tickets to the fab for the tribute show
with the more Carlos. You made it four in a
row and you got all your prizes, So thanks for
hanging out with us. Carlos Text messages to five two
(13:03):
three oh nine Following Puget Sound Showdown, the question was Wow,
what was cousin Eddie's daughter's name and Christmas Vacation? The
answer was Ruby Sue and Jody had asked what was
the one who didn't talk?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I thought she didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
You saw she swallowed her tongue. All the texts came
in because I've never seen the original Christmas fake, the
original vacation movie. I've seen bits and pieces of it,
like Christy Brinkley in the Christy Brinkley in the Ferrari
And don't they get to like Wally World or something?
Is that the original movie?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And they get to the Grand Canyon and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Drives the family truckster.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, so I've seen bits and I don't think
I may have seen it early on, but all the
text messages came in about Ruby Sue her eyes went
crossed by falling in a well, then got kicked by
a mule, and then they became.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Uncrossed, right, they went back to normal.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
And don't forget about you can't you can't kiss her
because they've got a lip. She's got a lip fungus.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
They have a do you remember in the first Vacation
when Clark stops at cousin Eddie's house and the daughter
is mixing the kool aid with her whole forearm, and
he does he says, how do you like your hamburger?
Helper Clark? And he says uh, and he's they're eating
it with no meat. And then they pick up cousin
(14:23):
Edna and they have to drive her a to Arizona.
But she dies, yeah, and they stick around the roof
and unfortunately her dog dies too, which is very sad.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So it's the dog dying that's sad. Grandma, Oh yeah,
Clark puts the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
He attaches the dog to the bumper and then he
starts driving and forgets that the dog is there and
it's a terrible dog and we're all supposed to not
feel sad about it.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
But as a child, I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh, text after a Puted Sounds showdown like that, you
guys didn't play walking in Memphis.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Don't call me out, don't call him out, don't call
who are need to talk to him like that? He's
really good about it normally, but he's got a head
cold and he's trying to push it off to me.
But I've only taken half it, so he still has
half a head gold.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
KJAB Seattle, an iHeartRadio station guaranteed humidne the Jets Jody's
ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Now are gonna have misery bender? Miss your chance to
win an amazing prize or a kind of decent prize
that maybe somebody else would like more than you. But hey,
you're gonna win it anyway. And that's coming up right
after this. Powered by Carter Subruz sell It. I'm just
being honest.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I know you sold it really well.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Always human, that's us. Full transparency, mostly clear, cloudy today
in the low forties. It's Giving Tuesday, the Tuesday after Thanksgiving.
One of the biggest fundraising days of the year for
nonprofits in the US. Don't forget to pick your favorite
charity and if you can give big today because they
count on you. Bender's favorite charity of course Seattle Children's
and this year I donated to Saving Great Animals, Mary's
(15:51):
Place and Food Lifeline. Amazon is testing ultrafast deliveries in
Seattle and Philadelphia. Purchases to your front door in thirty minutes.
You'll have to pay extra for it unless you're a
Prime member thirteen ninety nine per order, and if you're
a Prime member, your charge will be discounted to three
ninety nine. And if you only order a couple of
things like below fifteen dollars, they're going to get you
(16:11):
for an extra two bucks. But what could you need
in half an hour so desperately?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, but you don't want to go down that road
because everybody could say the same thing as it's all relative.
People could go medicine. Why on earth would you need
something within a day?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why would you? Why do you write say you were
just like, well, those people have never smoked marijuana and
found themselves without ice cream, which is a real thing
that happens.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Mission Ridge Ski and Board Resorts set to kick off
the season on Thursday. Steven's Pass was gonna open on Friday,
but now there's just not enough snow, so they're postponing.
Summit will open December seventeenth. Costco is taking the Administration
of courd over billions in tariffs, arguing that the president
has overstepped his authority. Other companies like Bumblebee Foods, Kawasaki Motors, Revlon,
(16:55):
and Yokohama Tire have filed similar lawsuits. Powerball rolling over again.
No grand prize winner last night, so the estimated jackpot
will now be seven hundred and seventy five million dollars.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Worry right, it's over three quarters of a billion.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
The next drawing is tomorrow, so get out and get
your tickets. US Special Envoy Steve Witkoff will meet with
Russian President Putin today high level talks between the US
and Ukrainian officials over the weekend. Oxford Dictionary's word of
the year is rage bait. They say the terms being
used three times more than it was a year ago.
Rage bait is anything that's meant to get you upset
(17:30):
that you see online slighting. Yeah, try and relax, lawyers,
for Sean Diddy Combs fighting to keep Netflix from releasing
a docu series about him. Now, that is what I
want to see. That's all you have to tell me.
If you're fighting to have it not be released, then
I need to see it. The Secret Lives of Mormon
Wives star Whitney Lovett revealed that she will step into
Broadways stage lights for the first time. Roxy Heart in
(17:53):
Chicago will be her next role. She recently became a
semi finalist on the thirty fourth season of Dancing with
the Stars. I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but
I do watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and
she's extremely annoying, So I hope she does great. Yeah,
they're all extremely annoying. Talk about hate watching a show.
The first season was good. Second season was absolutely awful, awesome.
(18:15):
I couldn't believe I was still watching it. It was
mostly in my nap show in Sports Torrent, hosts of
The New York' sirns at Climate Pledge and Patriots beat
the Giants Yesterday.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Your chance to play Benderman? Can you hear that noise
in the background, Yeah, that's Jody's six foot inflatable draid
a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, all we had to say to this guy yesterday
was you know you were lamenting it too. You were
just like the decorations and here have gone downhill over
the years, like the holiday decorations. We have a tree,
but it's just like a Charlie brown sad tree propped
up against the wall and it's just a little dingy.
And I said, hey, it's no big deal, this is fine.
(18:53):
We're festive anyway, and you were like, yeah, okay. And
then I walk in this morning and it is quadrupled
in size, including a six foot dradle.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
We each now have Christmas trees, uh tinsil lights.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You've got stockings.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We got stockings hanging your chair. I've got my big
dumper tree topper.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have a Manora and a six foot inflatable dream.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Five years ago, Jody just offhandedly made some sarcastic comment like, well,
I think you should get me a six foot inflatable dradle.
And she walked in a couple of days later and
in the studio was a six foot inflatable dradle. It's true,
(19:39):
and that is now what's here in studio, along with
the two Christmas trees and all the Christmas lights, and tinsel.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Now everything is okay. Now they were feeling fast him.
Let's give stuff away. It's the most summer A summer summer.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What's going on? Are you trapped under something?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Blink twice summer.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Summers at work?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Her phone's crapping out.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, summer.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
This is a bender Miss problem.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This is not good summer to talk. We're gonna have
to move on summer summer. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well then I love service in the building. Oh fantastic,
good idea to call into the radio station.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
She's fine, Where do you work or can you not
share that? I'm a SELFI a a first story fantastic auditor. Okay,
do you know you know how mystery ben works? We
have two bender Miss stockings hanging by the chimney with
care stocking A stocking B. Which one do you want?
(20:56):
And which of us would you like to open it
for you?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'll like Joey to open be good.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'm feeling very lucky.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, he's handing me the stocking, which was an actual stocking.
I'm pulling out the prize and let's see what we've
got here. Wow, I can't believe you're gonna give this
away Bender summer. You have won the piece of plastic
that broke off from under Bender's car when he hit
something driving on I five.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh my goodness, that's so cool. Come on, here's that piece.
There's the piece of plastic that that came off that
I remember. I had to pull it out from my grill.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Didn't you hit a raccoon?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I don't know what I hit. I still don't know
what I hit. It was like three point thirty in
the morning, it was dark, it was on I five,
and didn't that video go viral? It did. So there
you go. There's the piece of plastic and it's yours.
It's yours. Congratulations. I would I would frame it perhaps,
and you know what.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna throw in a Jodi and
Bender T shirt, my own personal journey shirt. Stop.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So Summer, congratulations Mary Bender miss to you and yours.
You get a Jodian Bender T shirt, and you get
the piece of plastic that came off my car when
I hit whatever I hit on I fid.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Now, mind you, we only had three Jodi and Bender
T shirts. Because they were made by a listener and
sent to us. And I'm gonna give you the white one,
which has been sitting in the corner with some stuff
piled on top of it, so it's a little bit dirty.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Oh that's okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're very Is that not the greatest? No, seriously, we
need to know you're gonna come get this right.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Suret The giant dradle's fine behind you.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's fine. It's just a small hum. I'm used to
it now.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
We upgraded the core here in studio. Video is up
across all of our pages at Jody and Bender Instagram, Facebook, YouTube,
on TikTok. At ninety five to seven the.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Jet moments ago, Bender says there's not a lot of
room in here.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well, well, they didn't build it so we could have
two Christmas trees and a six ft inflatable drader.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I mean compared to our old studio. Right, we do
not have a lot of room in yet. It's true, yes,
But it feels more festive in here now, doesn't it.
Everything's fantastic. Yeah, when you pull up our video you
will see the giant inflatable drader. Can't miss it watching
us on Jody and Bender TV. With the videos that
(23:36):
we post, you can see the giant inflable unlike the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Did you watch any of that?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Mackenzie couldn't wait, like we we we knew that Blue
was going to be on and Paw Patrol was going
to be on and all of her favorite part, Oh
my god, cap Demon Hunters, like we were all so excited. Yeah,
did you read any of the blowback that they got? NBC? No,
NBC airs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was the
(24:08):
ninety ninth Thanksgiving Day Parade and ninety percent of the
broadcast was just who like Hoda and I forget who
the other Savannah Guthrie and Al Roker and it was
bouncing back and forth between the three of them, and
they would show the performances that were going on from
(24:30):
the Broadway people outside of Macy's, and then every now
and then they'd show a balloon every now and it
was like, what is this? Is hours of this?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Say they? So they didn't show enough floats and.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
It was painful. It was like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Usually do don't they usually show the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Well, unless I'm mistaken, and please, I need to know
if this is a Mandela effect, because Rachel doesn't remember this,
my wife didn't. Wasn't the parade covered by all the networks,
and all the networks would have their own broadcast of
the parade with their own people, and everybody would show
it a different way. Now it's just NBC and this
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time around watching it because all McKenzie wanted to see
the were the floats, right, And the only time we
would really see it was when they go to commercial
come back from commercial. All the other times it was
just let's watch another performance from a Broadway show, or
here come the Rockets, or here's Al talking to more
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people on the street or here I'm was.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Like, oh my god, I can't really comment on it,
because I don't think that I've ever actually just sat
and watched the broadcast except the time that it was
Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon, and I believe that was
on like Amazon Prime one time, and I was like,
I'll watch anything that Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon do.
And obviously it was a lot of silliness and certainly
(25:56):
less floats.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Random text. Have you guys listened to the Dolly part
In Rock album where she covers a bunch of different
rock songs. What did you think the most random text
we've received? No, are you talking about this? Now? I
know what you're thinking. Well, how can that be a
random text?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
If you had that.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
He just has everything ready to go.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I mean I have.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I have that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It's rain and time. Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It could destroy a club of mic thunder beat it
on the White Boy Water of course.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I had Dolly Parton.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Covering, spanning the globe to find the news you didn't
know you needed to know. You know that Daily Bender Gazette.
Now here's benders.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
About to find. Folks in core contractors believe this? What
up on our Facebook page earlier today at Jody and
Yes Bender A man in Barna, Alta, Dina, California. Yeah,
dude found a bear under his house. Oh ray, the
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dude found a bear has been living under his house.
He first noticed crawl space damage in April, installed a
camera by June, got the footage and damn, there's a
bear under my house.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
A huge bear.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
A huge bear, according to the guy who owns the house.
He says the bear must be a contortionist because there's
not much room down there. And according to the video footage,
the bear is so big that its stomach is like
dragging across the ground when he's crawling underneath the house.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't know how he can even get down there.
Watching him squeeze himself out, it looks like a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Apparently the bear is tagged, and it says that the
bear leaves during the day to go out and forge
and do whatever he does, and then he's out there
doing bear stuff, and then he comes back at night
and he crawls back underneath the house, right.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like a roommate who goes to work. Who's keeping track
of the tags?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
It's a great question, and was nobody going to say anything?
The tag is the tag on? Aren't all tags like GPS?
You'd think, so maybe like where do they lose one?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They don't have the person watching the bears anymore, but
you would think that they would like notice how close
it was to town.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
So he said that the bear roared at him, Oh
my god, dude, last week, leaving him shaking for like
a half an hour. He called the police says, I
don't need a bear for Christmas. I want to get
rid of the bear for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Here's my question to you. Yeah, how often do you
walk your property and do you think if a bear
was living under your house, you would know.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
We've got a fairly good size. It's not a basement,
but there's a fairly good size under my house. Yeah,
like like you open up the oh you have like
the movie, like the double door you know the ones
that like in Twister. Yeah, the double doors to go
underneath the house. Yeah, if there was something living under
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the house, I think we would know. And it goes
the length of the house, so I could have like
a party of Lord knows what the house living under
my house.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I mean, you were so upset when those swallows were
up in the eaves, Imagine how you'd feel if there
was an enormous bear underneath.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I genuinely believe that I would think I would call
someone to get the bear out of the house. But
by the time I got home, Rachel and Mackenzie would
have the bear in the family room. I'm sitting in
my chair watching TV.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
For sure, with like a little hat on.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Here's an argument for having dogs, though, because if there
was a bear living under my house, Squiggy and Jerry
would have told me about it immediately.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, I don't know if Cooper would have. I don't
know if Cooper would have like sensed it. I'm sure
he would have. Of course he would. Of course he
would have.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
May not be the brightest bold, but he would know
if there was a damn bear in your house.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Today is Cooper's Gotcha Day?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah. We got Cooper seven years ago today. It was
after I lost Ted, my great dane. I lost him
in sixteen and we went two years with Boomer being
the only dog in the house, and I would get
constant DMS from listeners saying, hey, there's a great day
and available. Hey there's a mastiff available, Hey go get
(30:44):
you know whatever. And somebody sent me a link for
a mastiff that kind of looked like Boomer up in
Skadget County, and we're like, all right, let's go take
a link. So we drive up there to ever since.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Washington fabulous ever since mine.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Walk into the place. Out comes a dog. I'm like,
that's not a massive, No, it's not. I'm like, I
appreciate it, but I'm not interested. And they said, well
we have another dog, and Cooper comes running out and
I'm like, and as Rachel tells the story, it was
love at first sight and done, and I took Cooper home.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Also, I mean, can you even take Rachel to look
at a dog that you don't intend to come home with,
Like if you're gonna make choices, like maybe we will,
and maybe we won't leave Rachel at all, right, because
she's gonna be like dog and any dog. So how
are we celebrating Cooper's got your day to go for
a long while?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I'm sure text Cooper's no snitch if there's a bear
under the house, are you kidding? We'll get him something
from the fancy pet store across the way and Snowhomer's nice,
so we'll get him something.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You got a fancy pet store.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
We have a fancy pet store. Nice shout out around
of Damn, haven't heard that in a while.
Ninety seven, The Jests, Jody's ninety second news Update Now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yad power my Carter soup much mostly clear, cloudy today
in the low forties. Guess what It's Giving Tuesday? Since
it started as a hashtag many years ago, the Tuesday
after Thanksgiving is one of the biggest fundraising days of
the year for nonprofits in the US. Vendors' favorite charity,
of course, is Seattle Children's and this year I've donated
(00:25):
to Saving Great Animals, Mary's Place and Food Lifeline or
many charities waiting for your donation. Amazon is testing ultra
fast deliveries in Seattle and Philadelphia purchases, we'll get to
your front door in thirty minutes, and yes, you'll have
to pay extra for it thirteen ninety nine per order.
But if you're a Prime member, you're you only have
(00:46):
to pay three ninety nine. And then if you only
get a couple of things, they charge a small basket
fee of an extra two bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Serious question. Yeah, if you regularly purchase on Amazon, who
isn't a Prime member?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I don't know, like, who's actually spending thirteen ninety nine
and not the three ninety nine, right?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't know, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I can't imagine anything that you need in thirty minutes
other than medicines, you know, Like, I don't know, have
you ever been super sick and home alone and really
need like niquil or Thailand all or something like that
and you just can't go out and get it. Other
than that, you'd have to be really stoned to use service,
(01:31):
which I can also understand. That makes sense too. Mission
Ridge Ski and Bord Resorts set to kick off the
season Thursday. Steven's Pass announced it's postponing its opening day.
They were supposed to get chairs moving this Friday, but
there's just not enough snow. Summit will open December seventeenth.
More than twelve hundred people have been killed by flooding
and landslides in parts of Asia. Cyclone fueled downpours have
(01:53):
battered Indonesia, Thailand and Malaysia. The US did not commemorate
World AIDS Day this week, a break from decades of precedent.
The day intended to remember the lives lost to the disease.
Airline passengers traveling without a real idea or a passport
will have to pay forty five dollars starting February first,
the TSA announced that anyone going through airport security checkpoints
(02:14):
without real ID or passport, we'll have to verify their
identity through biometric or biographic system. Biographic Oxford Dictionary's word
of the year. It's actually two words, rage bait. They say,
the terms being used three times more than it was
a year ago.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know what rage bait is, right, that's when people
post stuff just to.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Get you mad.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And gaslighting.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it makes sense. Lawyers for Sean Diddycombs are fighting
to keep Netflix from releasing a docu series about the
embattered music mogul. Release the series now, I want to
see it. This is the bessest thing you can do.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
This all the stuff that fifty cent says he has.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, probably, I don't know. I literally don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And finally, Netflix says released yule log videos based on
K Pop, Demon Hunters, Wednesday and Stranger Things, so you
can start watching those now.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Awesome, I gonna be There is a yule log video
on Disney on Disney Plus that Mackenzie loves where it's
just the fire and then every two or three minutes,
Oloff from Frozen just goes running by that's all. It
is a music. It's it's it's it's it's music. Yeah,
(03:23):
and it's just the fire yeah. And then every so
often Olof goes running on by dance in front of
the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And you have fireplaces in your house, right, yes, it's funny.
How many fireplaces you got?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Like three?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Right? Two? Yeah on the failure one in the living rooeah. Yeah.
As of yesterday, at the end of the show, there
were only twenty five tickets left for our annual movie
that we hold at the North Bend Theater in North Bend,
and we do it with all the proceeds benefiting Radiothon
for Seattle Children's Hospital. Every year we do it. First
(03:55):
year we did Grease two, sold it out. Next year
we did Xana do Oh Never Again. Third year we
did Mama Mia. That was last year. This year we're
doing Little Shop of Hors.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I've been wanting to do Little Shop of Hors since
we started doing this, Like Greece Too. We was the
reason that we started the movie. But then in the
second year we were trying to pick the movie right
and figure out what we're gonna do. I'm not trying
to say I told you so right, but I was
against Zana.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Well, we have sold out all of the screening, so
that hasn't been an issue.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No, it's not an issue. But I didn't want Xana do.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I wanted Little Shop of Cars because I feel like
this is the perfect movie for this event with this crap.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh never before has a movie sold as fast as
Greece Too. Greece Too. We sold out like within a
week this one. We've only got twenty five tickets left.
It's two hundred and thirty five tickets. It's all we've got.
Once we get two thirty five were done, We're not
doing this another night. It's gonna be at the end
of January at the North Bend Theater of North Bend.
But we always sell all the tickets before Radio Thought happens,
(05:00):
so that we have all the money accounted for the
bottom line of Radiothon. Yeah, and uh so as of
yesterday at the end of the show, I haven't heard
from the hospital yet this morning, but we only had
twenty five tickets left. So if you're trying to get
in and you want to buy a ticket, it's only
thirty five bucks. All the money goes to Seattle Children's hospital.
Go to give to the Kids dot Com. You'll see
(05:21):
the link forgive for a little shop of hers, and
then you're in and you're done, and you're gonna be
there with us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, buy the ticket for you and your friend who
like to have fun and come and join us because
we do Puget Sound showdown live on stage usually after
the movie, not before. And uh and this year I
think I'm gonna clip some of my spider plant legs
and and give those out to the winners because as
you know, I know you've never seen the movie, but
you know it's about a plant, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Gonna be I have never seen the little shop bar.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You have never seen those, You're gonna already love it.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm very excited to watch you heckle the screen. Those
in attendance. No heckling, no hackling. Go to get give
to the Kids dot Com and make sure you pick
up one of those last twenty five tickets to join
us at the North Bend Theater in North Bend again
like I said, end of January, but you got to
get the tickets now because we always sell it out before.
(06:13):
Radiothon Okay, back.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
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Clear Cloudy today in the low forties. Hey, it's Giving Tuesday.
Giving Tuesday started as a hashtag back in twenty twelve,
and now it's the biggest fundraising day of the year. Bender.
(06:34):
What's your favorite charity?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The Adult Children?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No surprises?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There fourteen days away from Radiothon. You can go to
give to the Kids dot com click on donate. You
can use Giving Tuesday to donate early for Radiothon.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And I've already donated Saving Great Animals, Mary's Place and
Food Lifeline this morning. Make it a great day for
you you. Dub Medicine received news of an anonymous fifty
million dollars donation. Undergraduate seniors will receive free tuition for
their clinical rotations for decades to come, and this particular
program that it's been dedicated to will also now be
able to expand from seventy students to one hundred. It's
(07:10):
like this medical lab, this particular program, and it's very exciting.
They told all of the students, we have an announcement
to make dress for success and come meet us, and
nobody knew what it was about, and they were basically
told their tuition is paid. How fantastic Costco's taking the
Administration of Court over billions in tariffs, arguing that the
president overstepped his authority. Other companies like Bumblebee Foods, Kawasaki Motors, Revlon,
(07:32):
and Yokohama Tires have filed similar lawsuits. The son of
notorious Mexican drug kingpin El Choppo, pled guilty yesterday to
US drug trafficking charges. US Envoy US Special Envoy Steve
Whitcoff expected to meet with President Vladimir Putin today following
high level talks between the US and Ukrainian officials over
(07:53):
the weekend. Steve McBee senior do you ever hear of
McBee Dynasty Real American Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Apparently not man enough to watch that show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Actually it's for girls because all the mcbees are really
hot dudes.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh okay, I believe the.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Families from South Dakota and they're like, they're cowboys and
this was supposed to be the next big reality show. Well,
Steve McBee senior, who's the dad, turned himself in today
to serve a two year sentence for crop insurance fraud.
Here's the part I know you'll love. McBee says that
he's been getting advice from fellow reality star Todd Christly,
who of course, received a full pardon in May while
(08:31):
serving his prison sentence for conspiracy to commit bank fraud.
What could crop insurance fraud be is that like, oh,
our field of corn died, so we need money from
the government.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So yeah, all right, Well, I guess we'll see what
happens with this guy. Here's an update on this story
from yesterday. Zachary ty Bryan, former star of Home Improvement,
and his girlfriend were both arrested after a crazy incident
where she tried to run him over in her pickup
truck with their three kids inside, and he wasn't even
supposed to be near her at all due to a
restraining order. So let's just say that relationship has gone
(09:07):
straight downhill and sports Torrent hosts The New York Sirens
that climbing pledge tonight and the Patriots beat the Giants yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Shoutoun Our champion is back in Seattle. Hi Carlos, Hello,
Good morning, Carlo, Carlo. Carlo Carlos You're gonna be taken
on k in West Seattle.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Hi k hey girl, he heay, west side, west side.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So I have Do I have the questions?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I have the questions. This morning, you guys are gonna
buzz in with your name. When you know the answer,
first person of five correct answers wins tickets to see
the Fab four the Tribute Show at the More on
December twentieth. You get bragging rights. It's a big deal, right, Carlos,
Like your life has been just turned upside down for
the last four I truly was not living life beforehand.
(09:58):
That's right, That's right. So ka, this is a big deal.
Don't let the pressure get to you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh god, Okay, all right, do you have questions?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I have the questions. I'm ready to go. Here we go.
Who was Washington's governor before Bob Ferguson?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Jody Shot?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
What was Alf's favorite food? Carlos cat cats in Christmas vacation?
What's cousin Eddie's daughter's name? Jody?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The one who can't speak? Ruby?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Very good? Yes, Ruby, Sue?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What do you mean she could talk?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Can't she not talk?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
She fought her tongue.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She can talk. Isn't it the boy who can't talk,
who doesn't say anything because she's the one who finds
Clark in the kitchen and ask if that's Santa.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Okay, somebody tell me on text what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What show starred Hillary Burton and Sophia Bush in a
town called Tree Hill? Okay? One Tree Hill?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Tricky?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What movie would you find the stave puff marshmallow Man?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Kay?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Carlos Goe Sbusters.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Who is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers? Carlos, Carlos,
Jordan Love scoreboard two is all around? How many Jonas
brothers are there? Carlos Carlos Three? Kay, you can steal it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Four.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Don't forget about Frankie.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Frankie the bonus Jonas. What color is the tartis in
Doctor Who? Carlos Carlos Red? Kay, you can steal it black?
Jody Blue? Scoreboard?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Kay, and I have three?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Carlos has two.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What's Vanilla ICE's real name?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Ka? Kay?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Robert van Winkle, why do you know that? You don't
need to know that, not to be confused, Not to
be confused with the weather guy over at Cairo, whose
name is Robert van Winkle In the song Walking in Memphis?
Where was the girl waiting for Elvis k she got
(12:36):
in there? Go ahead the jungle room.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
At that game over.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Holy crap, we have a new Pewted Sound showdown. Champion
Kay and Wessey. Kay, you're gonna be back tomorrow and
you won tickets to the fab for the tribute show
with the more Carlos. You made it four in a
row and you got all your prizes, So thanks for
hanging out with us. Carlos Text messages to five two
(13:03):
three oh nine Following Puget Sound Showdown, the question was Wow,
what was cousin Eddie's daughter's name and Christmas Vacation? The
answer was Ruby Sue and Jody had asked what was
the one who didn't talk?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I thought she didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
You saw she swallowed her tongue. All the texts came
in because I've never seen the original Christmas fake, the
original vacation movie. I've seen bits and pieces of it,
like Christy Brinkley in the Christy Brinkley in the Ferrari
And don't they get to like Wally World or something?
Is that the original movie?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And they get to the Grand Canyon and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Drives the family truckster.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, so I've seen bits and I don't think
I may have seen it early on, but all the
text messages came in about Ruby Sue her eyes went
crossed by falling in a well, then got kicked by
a mule, and then they became.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Uncrossed, right, they went back to normal.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
And don't forget about you can't you can't kiss her
because they've got a lip. She's got a lip fungus.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
They have a do you remember in the first Vacation
when Clark stops at cousin Eddie's house and the daughter
is mixing the kool aid with her whole forearm, and
he does he says, how do you like your hamburger?
Helper Clark? And he says uh, and he's they're eating
it with no meat. And then they pick up cousin
(14:23):
Edna and they have to drive her a to Arizona.
But she dies, yeah, and they stick around the roof
and unfortunately her dog dies too, which is very sad.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So it's the dog dying that's sad. Grandma, Oh yeah,
Clark puts the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
He attaches the dog to the bumper and then he
starts driving and forgets that the dog is there and
it's a terrible dog and we're all supposed to not
feel sad about it.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
But as a child, I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh, text after a Puted Sounds showdown like that, you
guys didn't play walking in Memphis.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Don't call me out, don't call him out, don't call
who are need to talk to him like that? He's
really good about it normally, but he's got a head
cold and he's trying to push it off to me.
But I've only taken half it, so he still has
half a head gold.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
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ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
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win an amazing prize or a kind of decent prize
that maybe somebody else would like more than you. But hey,
you're gonna win it anyway. And that's coming up right
after this. Powered by Carter Subruz sell It. I'm just
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Speaker 3 (15:29):
I know you sold it really well.
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Always human, that's us. Full transparency, mostly clear, cloudy today
in the low forties. It's Giving Tuesday, the Tuesday after Thanksgiving.
One of the biggest fundraising days of the year for
nonprofits in the US. Don't forget to pick your favorite
charity and if you can give big today because they
count on you. Bender's favorite charity of course Seattle Children's
and this year I donated to Saving Great Animals, Mary's
(15:51):
Place and Food Lifeline. Amazon is testing ultrafast deliveries in
Seattle and Philadelphia. Purchases to your front door in thirty minutes.
You'll have to pay extra for it unless you're a
Prime member thirteen ninety nine per order, and if you're
a Prime member, your charge will be discounted to three
ninety nine. And if you only order a couple of
things like below fifteen dollars, they're going to get you
(16:11):
for an extra two bucks. But what could you need
in half an hour so desperately?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, but you don't want to go down that road
because everybody could say the same thing as it's all relative.
People could go medicine. Why on earth would you need
something within a day?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why would you? Why do you write say you were
just like, well, those people have never smoked marijuana and
found themselves without ice cream, which is a real thing
that happens.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Mission Ridge Ski and Board Resorts set to kick off
the season on Thursday. Steven's Pass was gonna open on Friday,
but now there's just not enough snow, so they're postponing.
Summit will open December seventeenth. Costco is taking the Administration
of courd over billions in tariffs, arguing that the president
has overstepped his authority. Other companies like Bumblebee Foods, Kawasaki Motors, Revlon,
(16:55):
and Yokohama Tire have filed similar lawsuits. Powerball rolling over again.
No grand prize winner last night, so the estimated jackpot
will now be seven hundred and seventy five million dollars.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Worry right, it's over three quarters of a billion.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
The next drawing is tomorrow, so get out and get
your tickets. US Special Envoy Steve Witkoff will meet with
Russian President Putin today high level talks between the US
and Ukrainian officials over the weekend. Oxford Dictionary's word of
the year is rage bait. They say the terms being
used three times more than it was a year ago.
Rage bait is anything that's meant to get you upset
(17:30):
that you see online slighting. Yeah, try and relax, lawyers,
for Sean Diddy Combs fighting to keep Netflix from releasing
a docu series about him. Now, that is what I
want to see. That's all you have to tell me.
If you're fighting to have it not be released, then
I need to see it. The Secret Lives of Mormon
Wives star Whitney Lovett revealed that she will step into
Broadways stage lights for the first time. Roxy Heart in
(17:53):
Chicago will be her next role. She recently became a
semi finalist on the thirty fourth season of Dancing with
the Stars. I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but
I do watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and
she's extremely annoying, So I hope she does great. Yeah,
they're all extremely annoying. Talk about hate watching a show.
The first season was good. Second season was absolutely awful, awesome.
(18:15):
I couldn't believe I was still watching it. It was
mostly in my nap show in Sports Torrent, hosts of
The New York' sirns at Climate Pledge and Patriots beat
the Giants Yesterday.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Your chance to play Benderman? Can you hear that noise
in the background, Yeah, that's Jody's six foot inflatable draid
a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, all we had to say to this guy yesterday
was you know you were lamenting it too. You were
just like the decorations and here have gone downhill over
the years, like the holiday decorations. We have a tree,
but it's just like a Charlie brown sad tree propped
up against the wall and it's just a little dingy.
And I said, hey, it's no big deal, this is fine.
(18:53):
We're festive anyway, and you were like, yeah, okay. And
then I walk in this morning and it is quadrupled
in size, including a six foot dradle.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
We each now have Christmas trees, uh tinsil lights.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You've got stockings.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We got stockings hanging your chair. I've got my big
dumper tree topper.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have a Manora and a six foot inflatable dream.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Five years ago, Jody just offhandedly made some sarcastic comment like, well,
I think you should get me a six foot inflatable dradle.
And she walked in a couple of days later and
in the studio was a six foot inflatable dradle. It's true,
(19:39):
and that is now what's here in studio, along with
the two Christmas trees and all the Christmas lights, and tinsel.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Now everything is okay. Now they were feeling fast him.
Let's give stuff away. It's the most summer A summer summer.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What's going on? Are you trapped under something?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Blink twice summer.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Summers at work?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Her phone's crapping out.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, summer.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
This is a bender Miss problem.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This is not good summer to talk. We're gonna have
to move on summer summer. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well then I love service in the building. Oh fantastic,
good idea to call into the radio station.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
She's fine, Where do you work or can you not
share that? I'm a SELFI a a first story fantastic auditor. Okay,
do you know you know how mystery ben works? We
have two bender Miss stockings hanging by the chimney with
care stocking A stocking B. Which one do you want?
(20:56):
And which of us would you like to open it
for you?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'll like Joey to open be good.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'm feeling very lucky.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, he's handing me the stocking, which was an actual stocking.
I'm pulling out the prize and let's see what we've
got here. Wow, I can't believe you're gonna give this
away Bender summer. You have won the piece of plastic
that broke off from under Bender's car when he hit
something driving on I five.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh my goodness, that's so cool. Come on, here's that piece.
There's the piece of plastic that that came off that
I remember. I had to pull it out from my grill.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Didn't you hit a raccoon?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I don't know what I hit. I still don't know
what I hit. It was like three point thirty in
the morning, it was dark, it was on I five,
and didn't that video go viral? It did. So there
you go. There's the piece of plastic and it's yours.
It's yours. Congratulations. I would I would frame it perhaps,
and you know what.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna throw in a Jodi and
Bender T shirt, my own personal journey shirt. Stop.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So Summer, congratulations Mary Bender miss to you and yours.
You get a Jodian Bender T shirt, and you get
the piece of plastic that came off my car when
I hit whatever I hit on I fid.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Now, mind you, we only had three Jodi and Bender
T shirts. Because they were made by a listener and
sent to us. And I'm gonna give you the white one,
which has been sitting in the corner with some stuff
piled on top of it, so it's a little bit dirty.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Oh that's okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're very Is that not the greatest? No, seriously, we
need to know you're gonna come get this right.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Suret The giant dradle's fine behind you.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's fine. It's just a small hum. I'm used to
it now.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
We upgraded the core here in studio. Video is up
across all of our pages at Jody and Bender Instagram, Facebook, YouTube,
on TikTok. At ninety five to seven the.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Jet moments ago, Bender says there's not a lot of
room in here.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well, well, they didn't build it so we could have
two Christmas trees and a six ft inflatable drader.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I mean compared to our old studio. Right, we do
not have a lot of room in yet. It's true, yes,
But it feels more festive in here now, doesn't it.
Everything's fantastic. Yeah, when you pull up our video you
will see the giant inflatable drader. Can't miss it watching
us on Jody and Bender TV. With the videos that
(23:36):
we post, you can see the giant inflable unlike the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Did you watch any of that?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Mackenzie couldn't wait, like we we we knew that Blue
was going to be on and Paw Patrol was going
to be on and all of her favorite part, Oh
my god, cap Demon Hunters, like we were all so excited. Yeah,
did you read any of the blowback that they got? NBC? No,
NBC airs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was the
(24:08):
ninety ninth Thanksgiving Day Parade and ninety percent of the
broadcast was just who like Hoda and I forget who
the other Savannah Guthrie and Al Roker and it was
bouncing back and forth between the three of them, and
they would show the performances that were going on from
(24:30):
the Broadway people outside of Macy's, and then every now
and then they'd show a balloon every now and it
was like, what is this? Is hours of this?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Say they? So they didn't show enough floats and.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
It was painful. It was like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Usually do don't they usually show the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Well, unless I'm mistaken, and please, I need to know
if this is a Mandela effect, because Rachel doesn't remember this,
my wife didn't. Wasn't the parade covered by all the networks,
and all the networks would have their own broadcast of
the parade with their own people, and everybody would show
it a different way. Now it's just NBC and this
(25:13):
time around watching it because all McKenzie wanted to see
the were the floats, right, And the only time we
would really see it was when they go to commercial
come back from commercial. All the other times it was
just let's watch another performance from a Broadway show, or
here come the Rockets, or here's Al talking to more
(25:34):
people on the street or here I'm was.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Like, oh my god, I can't really comment on it,
because I don't think that I've ever actually just sat
and watched the broadcast except the time that it was
Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon, and I believe that was
on like Amazon Prime one time, and I was like,
I'll watch anything that Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon do.
And obviously it was a lot of silliness and certainly
(25:56):
less floats.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Random text. Have you guys listened to the Dolly part
In Rock album where she covers a bunch of different
rock songs. What did you think the most random text
we've received? No, are you talking about this? Now? I
know what you're thinking. Well, how can that be a
random text?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
If you had that.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
He just has everything ready to go.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I mean I have.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I have that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It's rain and time. Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It could destroy a club of mic thunder beat it
on the White Boy Water of course.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I had Dolly Parton.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Covering, spanning the globe to find the news you didn't
know you needed to know. You know that Daily Bender Gazette.
Now here's benders.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
About to find. Folks in core contractors believe this? What
up on our Facebook page earlier today at Jody and
Yes Bender A man in Barna, Alta, Dina, California. Yeah,
dude found a bear under his house. Oh ray, the
(27:16):
dude found a bear has been living under his house.
He first noticed crawl space damage in April, installed a
camera by June, got the footage and damn, there's a
bear under my house.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
A huge bear.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
A huge bear, according to the guy who owns the house.
He says the bear must be a contortionist because there's
not much room down there. And according to the video footage,
the bear is so big that its stomach is like
dragging across the ground when he's crawling underneath the house.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't know how he can even get down there.
Watching him squeeze himself out, it looks like a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Apparently the bear is tagged, and it says that the
bear leaves during the day to go out and forge
and do whatever he does, and then he's out there
doing bear stuff, and then he comes back at night
and he crawls back underneath the house, right.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like a roommate who goes to work. Who's keeping track
of the tags?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
It's a great question, and was nobody going to say anything?
The tag is the tag on? Aren't all tags like GPS?
You'd think, so maybe like where do they lose one?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They don't have the person watching the bears anymore, but
you would think that they would like notice how close
it was to town.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
So he said that the bear roared at him, Oh
my god, dude, last week, leaving him shaking for like
a half an hour. He called the police says, I
don't need a bear for Christmas. I want to get
rid of the bear for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Here's my question to you. Yeah, how often do you
walk your property and do you think if a bear
was living under your house, you would know.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
We've got a fairly good size. It's not a basement,
but there's a fairly good size under my house. Yeah,
like like you open up the oh you have like
the movie, like the double door you know the ones
that like in Twister. Yeah, the double doors to go
underneath the house. Yeah, if there was something living under
(29:26):
the house, I think we would know. And it goes
the length of the house, so I could have like
a party of Lord knows what the house living under
my house.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I mean, you were so upset when those swallows were
up in the eaves, Imagine how you'd feel if there
was an enormous bear underneath.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I genuinely believe that I would think I would call
someone to get the bear out of the house. But
by the time I got home, Rachel and Mackenzie would
have the bear in the family room. I'm sitting in
my chair watching TV.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
For sure, with like a little hat on.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Here's an argument for having dogs, though, because if there
was a bear living under my house, Squiggy and Jerry
would have told me about it immediately.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, I don't know if Cooper would have. I don't
know if Cooper would have like sensed it. I'm sure
he would have. Of course he would. Of course he
would have.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
May not be the brightest bold, but he would know
if there was a damn bear in your house.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Today is Cooper's Gotcha Day?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah. We got Cooper seven years ago today. It was
after I lost Ted, my great dane. I lost him
in sixteen and we went two years with Boomer being
the only dog in the house, and I would get
constant DMS from listeners saying, hey, there's a great day
and available. Hey there's a mastiff available, Hey go get
(30:44):
you know whatever. And somebody sent me a link for
a mastiff that kind of looked like Boomer up in
Skadget County, and we're like, all right, let's go take
a link. So we drive up there to ever since.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Washington fabulous ever since mine.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Walk into the place. Out comes a dog. I'm like,
that's not a massive, No, it's not. I'm like, I
appreciate it, but I'm not interested. And they said, well
we have another dog, and Cooper comes running out and
I'm like, and as Rachel tells the story, it was
love at first sight and done, and I took Cooper home.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Also, I mean, can you even take Rachel to look
at a dog that you don't intend to come home with,
Like if you're gonna make choices, like maybe we will,
and maybe we won't leave Rachel at all, right, because
she's gonna be like dog and any dog. So how
are we celebrating Cooper's got your day to go for
a long while?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I'm sure text Cooper's no snitch if there's a bear
under the house, are you kidding? We'll get him something
from the fancy pet store across the way and Snowhomer's nice,
so we'll get him something.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You got a fancy pet store.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
We have a fancy pet store. Nice shout out around
of Damn, haven't heard that in a while.
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