12/3/25 Mornings With Jodi and Bender

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety seven The Jest Jody's ninety second news update. Y
Hi here my corner, subru cloudy and mid forties today,
rain returns tomorrow. US Department of Justice sued Washington Secretary
of State Steve Steve Hobbs yesterday over his refusal to
turn over a trove of personal information about every registered

(00:23):
voter in the state. Lumenfield has achieved the prestigious True
Gold certification for zero waste sustainability programs, becoming only the
second NFL venue to earn this distinction. Go Lumenfield. The
US is pausing immigration applications for people from nineteen countries
of concern, including Afghanistan, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, and Moore.

(00:48):
Michael and Susan Dell of Dell Technologies announced that they're
donating over six billion dollars to fund investment accounts for
at least twenty five twenty five million American children. YouTube
is rolled out its debut year end recap, giving users
a personalized breakdown of their top creators, interests, and viewing
habits for twenty twenty five. We're not that high up,

(01:10):
just rolled it out.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I can only imagine what my YouTube yearly roll is
going to look like how many ridiculous things I looked up.
Dave Coolier recently got diagnosed with tongue cancer after beating
blood cancer seven months ago. He's currently undergoing thirty five
rounds of radiation treatments and fuels positive he'll beat it again.
HBO just started screaming streaming mad Men in four K

(01:34):
using the wrong files, exposing mistakes. For example, I saw
that you can see crew members manning a vomit machine
in a scene where John Slattery vomits. I'm going to
post that.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, to our Facebook page. Very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Start streaming it now because they're going to correct it soon.
In sports, Kraken' oilers tomorrow and Torrent posts the Sirens tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I know all of our social pages of her trying
to convince me. First of all, there is no convincing,
but it is funny listening to Jody and watching Jody
lose her mind five forty five in the morning to
Rex and Effect.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, I haven't heard Rumpshaker in a while, and I'm
gonna hit my limit today and then next year I'll
want to hear it again.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So yeah, at Jody and Bender, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok at, Naughty.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Five one check Baby, check Baby one two.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Let's say it's Wednesday, so we've got pet Peeve Wednesday,
We've got Mystery Bender, miss we got Time Flies, Pugit
Sound Showdown. If you missed yesterday's showdown, it's next. Twenty
tickets or so left for our screening of Little chappahar Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It don't sell out by the end of the week. Thing.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
So every single year to benefit Radiothon, we do a movie,
just one of the many ways that we try to
raise cash. It started with Grease two four years ago
and we sold it out. That tried kids the power
of this program. We sold out a screening of Grease

(03:14):
two two. Then we did Xanadu and we sold that
one out too, which was hard. That was that was
a heavier lift. Then we did Mama Mia last year.
This year, Little Chapahrs Is the movie. We do it
every January at the North Bend Theater in North Bend,
but we sell all the tickets before Radiothon, which this
year is December sixteenth. That's two weeks from yesterday, so

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it's two hundred and fifty tickets it's a one night
only deal and all the tickets are going to be sold,
probably by Friday, So if you haven't already gotten your tickets,
it's only thirty five bucks. Get you in the door.
You go to give to the Kids dot com, you'll
see a link for Little Chopahrs. You click on it,

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you buy the tickets. You'll be with us at the
movie screening in January, but all of your money will
go towards the bottom line of Radiothon, which again is
December sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And just to paint the picture a little bit, if
you haven't joined us for one of these screenings. The
North Bend Theater is not a huge multiplex. It's just
the one screen, so we own the whole building, so
anybody who's there is there with us, and it feels
like a really fun like Jody and Bender Forward event,
and everyone's taking pictures and ordering fun cocktails, and some

(04:30):
people come dressed up, and it's really a fun bond
building event because we're all singing and we play puge
Its own Showdown.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And it's the audience.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's all.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's all of you guys.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
We all get together and we hang out and we
play Puget Sound showdown on stage and we're all yelling
at the screen and we're all singing and whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And showdown Hall of famers will show up and they'll
get a round of applause.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know, it's it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing.
So get your tickets while they're still available. And like
I said, I haven't heard from Kira. We had over
at the hospital, but as of yesterday there were like
twenty twenty five tickets tops that were left and once
they're sold, that's it. We're only doing one night, so
make sure you get your tickets at Give to the

(05:12):
Kids dot com.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Say anything yet officially because I haven't gotten words from
the hospital, but we just pulled up Give to the
Kids dot com, which is our official Radiothon website, and
you click on little shop of hers to go get
your tickets for our Radiothon movie this year, and when
you click get tickets, it says it's sold out.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah. Two people texted in and said there's no tickets available,
so I think it's safe to say that we're sold out. Yeah, yeah,
Sorry to everybody who didn't get tickets. But as usual,
we warned you, and we warned you, and we warned you.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's not the way to ingratiate yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't told you. No, it's not told you, it's
we warned you. We warned you, we warned you. That's
not told you so.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And we don't want to do a second night. No,
we don't do a second night. We don't want to
do a second night.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No. That's the whole point is that we just do
the one night.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Jody doesn't want to go from Seattle nor.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
North Bend twice? Am I going hiking?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Am I doing up in North Bend twice?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
And I'd be going from some the homersh Ye now
down to North Bend and no longer from Kent, Okay.
So we think that tickets are officially sold out this year,
we are, you know again, We're now thirteen days away
from Radiothon. It's the twenty third annual One Big Give

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for Seattle Children's Hospital Radio Thoon and all benefits the
Uncompensated Care Fund. There are so many families at the hospital.
There are so many families that are dealing with both
their son or their daughter at the hospital being diagnosed
with something that would stop any normal human being in
their tracks. But then the financial side of it comes

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along and you're like, oh my God. Talked to a
family last week and she said that while they were
dealing with everything that they were dealing with, the bills
just kept coming. It was she said, it was like
a faucet that they couldn't turn off. Yeah, and that's
where the Uncompensated Care Fund comes in and helps out
mom and dad with the financials. So that's why we

(07:19):
do Radio Thought every single year. That's why we come
up with all these different ways to raise money, the
movie being one of them.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
It looks like we sold it out.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yea, so well done. Well done everybody who bought their
tickets and hope.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Jody's ninety second news of Dead.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Power by Carter Suber It's gonna be cloudy in forty five. Today,
lanes of eastbound and westbound ninety nine closed nightly near
the Kent Des Moines station in Kent as part of
efforts to make road improvements ahead of the Federal Way
Link extension, which will open in three days. Lumenfield has
achieved the prestigious True Gold certification for zero waste sustainability

(07:58):
program is becoming only the second NFL venue to earn
this distinction. A meeting between President Putin and the US's
top negotiators has failed to reach a breakthrough on a
plan to end the war in Ukraine. Millions of glucose
monitors from Abbott Diabetes Care are providing users with incorrect readings.
They've been linked to at least seven deaths and more

(08:19):
than seven hundred serious injuries worldwide. Patients can visit freestyle
check dot com to see if their censors are affected
and get a replacement for free. Tonight's Powerball drawing seven
hundred and seventy five million dollars, there is no grand
prize winner on Monday, so it's jumped again. Come on,
come on, I gotta get tickets today. I'm getting tickets too.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
And if I win, I'll give you ten million dollars,
And if you win, you give me ten million dollars.
And if either of us win, the next time we're
on the air, the song of the day is worth
a million dollars tax free.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It'd be so much fun, I know.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So, now you're driving in Washington, you think these are
the worst drivers in the world. Where according to a
new incident report that looked at accidents, UI's speedings and
all the other driving violations. We are not the worst.
In fact, the worst drivers in America can be found
on the roads of North Dakota, which is crazy because
like six people live in North Dakota compared to here,

(09:15):
So like, how bad are they driving? Like everybody there
is an awful driver. New Jersey came in second, now
that makes sense, followed by Utah. Michigan was ranked the best. Whatever.
Stranger Things five had the second biggest premiere of any
Netflix original series.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Good, It's so good, so good. Have you finished the
first four episodes? So have we?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Josh and I binged it over the weekend and I'm
like obsessed with it.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I can't good.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
So then now the next four episodes drop on Christmas Day, right,
and then the finale which is two and a half
hours on New Year's Eve at five o'clock in theaters.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, it's a full movie. It's two and a half
hours now. Hollywood medium Tyler Henry has revealed he's struggling
with his short term memory after emergency brain surgery last month. Apparently,
they found a cyst and it was swelling on TV Tonight.
The ninety third Annual Christmas and Rockefeller Center is on NBC. Oh,
What Fun is on Amazon with our girlfriend Michelle Pfeiffer.

(10:13):
My Secret Sanna is on Netflix and with Love Megan
Holiday Celebration. Let's give Megan Markle another shot to make
anybody care about what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Don't be rude.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I'm why we're not. Let's give her another change.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
What is the what's the what's it about?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
She's going to share her favorite holiday traditions, seasonal crafts,
and family recipes. I mean they just you know, they
do a pretty good job partying her. It's like I
like that she wants to be Martha Stewart and like
take over in this space where she feels like I'd
fit in this space. And you know I liked her

(10:51):
in suits just fine. Yes, But you know she's not
recreating anything or doing anything really, none of us. It's
all just repackaged stuff. What do you mean none of us?
Are you and I aren't starting a home style business.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
But I bet we'd be good at it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'd be I'd be terrible at it because I am
neither crafty nor am I.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
To Lindsay is in Lynnwood. Hi, Lindsay, good morning.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Happy? Mary Bends? So it's very simple how this works.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
We have two Bender Miss stockings hanging by the chimney
with care. You tell me which stocking you want A
or B, and which of us you'd like to open
it for you meet or Jody.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh, we're gonna go to stocking.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
And let's go ahead and open Yeah, let's have Bender
open it. Yesterday I opened a bad one, so I
wouldn't trust me either.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Uh, yesterday was the piece of my car that fell off.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I have a feeling that's not what she was looking
forward to winning yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't know, man, You never know.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
You never know that you went viral, that that piece
of plastic that I still have here in studio that
we were told yesterday wasn't going to be picked up
could find itself back in a stocking it could?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I hope Lindsay doesn't get it.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I hope Lindsay doesn't get it either. Okay, so she
wanted to be right yep, Okay, Lindsay, Mary Bender Miss,
we have for you our big dumper hat tree topper.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh so when the season's over.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
You get the big Dumper hat, and you get our
Disneyland broadcast signs and a pair of Mickey Ears.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
All right, I mean wow, you know, so we're both
unlucky with stocking.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Be Here, here are the Mickey Ears, and we've got
our broadcast signs from Disney. So Disney the seventieth celebration,
there's the one hundredth celebration.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Got that one there if you use them as place mats,
I suppose.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And then we have the holidays begin here and this
was when we did the both Christmas and Halloween at
the same time broadcast. There's that sign right there, so
you get you get all three signs and the Mickey
Ears and the big Dumper tree topper.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I bought that for Bender at the West Seattle Street
Fair for thirty two dollars, So that's not without value.
Yeah that that has an actual value attached to it. Okay, excellent, Yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is this stuff going to be picked up or are
you going to politely say listen, Mary Bender, Miss thank
you very much for letting me participate on the air.
That was fun, But I'm not driving to Seattle to pick.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Up that junk.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know if I'm gonna drive to Seattle for it,
Bender gets to keep his hat.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
One when and according to Jody, the Mayor of West Seattle,
we have found out that the pride of wes Seattle
is in fact, ka hi k hi o kay k K.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Were you waiting for me to say k k k
and not even warning me? We're gonna have to make
an immediate adjustment? Four times?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Or k k K.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I'll just do like a series like Okay, you gotta
be taking on Bruce in sumner high brows.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Hey, there we go.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Bruce Kay has one win. You don't have any wins?
Are you confident?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Of course he is.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Jody has the questions.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
You guys are gonna buzz in with your name when
you know the answer, first person of five correct answers, wins,
Good luck everybody.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And what movie would you find a rabbit named thumper?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Bruce?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Uh, that's correct, you got in there. I gotta be
a little faster finish this lyric. I don't know what
to do. Amo is in the dark. I cannot give

(15:26):
you the point for that. We're living in a powder
keg and give it up. Spots.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You guys know that song yes, okay, yeah, not that way.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Total eclipse of the heart. Bruce. What cartoon family lives
in the skypad apartments? Bruce?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Her phone cut out?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, that's correct. According to Hannibal Lecter, what do French
people taste like? Bender?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Um, come on, tartlets, the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I have but they taste like chicken. French people taste
like chicken.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
All right, man, the hell's wrong with what's the score?
They have one?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You have one? A piece?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
What car company made the silica?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Hey? Okay, a toyota.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
What kind of tree loses their leaves annually?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Okay, okay, oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Penny, Bruce, a mapel, bender, spruce, deciduous. We're looking for
a decision.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Those are the trees that lose their leaves annually. What
is that fancy?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
We were all that's not a particular type. It's a
type of tree. A deciduous tree is one that category
of the category of trees. We were all looking for
the type of tree. The three of us of us
are stupid? Yeah, a million other people knew the wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
K has two? Bruce has one? Benders not on the board.
Somehow Barry Gordy Junior founded What Record Company?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, Oh gosh, Lowtown scoreboard two to two?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
How many tiles do you start with in scrabble? Got
in there? Bruce seven, who's the lead singer of the
rock band Hole Okay, and Courtney Love tied up at three.

(17:57):
What cartoon was created by Gary Larson? Okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
As a fart side?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
What's the square root of one hundred and twenty one? Bruce?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Bruce twelve?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Kay for the win?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You love it? Came over.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
News Update No Get powered by Carter Sue Brew. Where
I'm going today?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Later?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I hang out there all day. As you know, mid
forties today, rain comes back tomorrow. So enjoy today while
you can.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Pet Peeve Wednesday's coming up.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Pet. I was going to say that, Now I don't
even want to. I don't pet Peeves Wednesday's coming. The
US Department of Justice sued Washington Secretary of State Steve
Bobbs yesterday over his refusal to turn over a trove
of personal information about every registered voter in our state.

(18:58):
A meeting between Russian and President v Vladimir Putin in
the US's top negotiators failed to reach a breakthrough on
the plan to end the war in Ukraine, US pausing
immigration applications for people from nineteen countries of concern, potential
to add ten more countries of Some of the countries
are Iran, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, and Cuba. Michael and

(19:19):
Susan Dell of Dell Technologies announced that they're donating over
six billion dollars to fund investment accounts for at least
twenty five million American children millions of glucose monitors from
Abbot Diabetes Care. Providing users with incorrect readings could be
a big problem. Visit freestyle check dot com to see
if your censors are affected. You'll get a replacement for free.
Tonight's parabol drawing is worth seven hundred and seventy five

(19:42):
million dollars.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Oh, that's so much money.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
The IRS may have agents review content on OnlyFans and
other platforms to determine whether it qualifies as pornography. Why
would the IRS be reviewing OnlyFans well, because a propose
exception to the no tax on tips provision in the
new budget bill. Under the rule, earners who engage in
pornographic activity don't get the tax break, even though it

(20:08):
states that people who customarily and regularly receive tips can
receive the deduction.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
How do you get that gig?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You have to be the best of the best.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I assume no, no, no, how do you get that
gig to just sit there and watch way for well?
They have to gig your out you get paid. Yeah, yeah, hey, Bob,
do you consider this?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
They have to start deciding what is pornographic. And I
can't wait to see how this is going to play out,
because you can't tell people who receive tips regularly that
they can't receive tips regularly if other people get to
receive tips regularly and only fans people receive tips, I've
never received one, but from.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
What I under never gotten a tip on your fans
only page. No, really, not even when you know it's
a really big pie and a really big hat.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I've never received a tip. I've received notes, handwritten notes
of familial photo and I've received messages of goodwill, you know,
like great job today, Joe.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You've received handwritten notes.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, into my PO box that's attached to my fans
only account.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I'm sorry, you have a not a DM. Yeah, you
have a PO box. Yeah, I go to the post
office and pick it up. There's usually nothing in there,
but every once in a while something's in there.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
On TV today, the ninety third Annual Christmas and Rockefeller
Center is on NBC. Oh, What Fun with Our Girlfriend?
Michelle Pfeiffer is on Amazon? Is that Michelle Pfiffer plays
an overworked mom who gets burnt out on her adult
children's seasonal drama while trying to make Christmas magic happen
for everyone. Dennis Leary plays her husband, Felicity Jones is
their daughter, and Chloe Grace Morett is her granddaughter.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I'd be very disappointed if, at this point in Michelle
Pfeiffer's career that she's now doing like Hallmark movies he's
doing with Grandmamazon movie.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Is there not a ladder somewhere?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I hope there's a ladder.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I hope part of me and he looks at the ladder,
kind of looks it up and down and then just
walks away.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
But we know what we know doing.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
She's thinking about straddling it, but she's somebody's jet.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's Jody and Vendor on Pet Peeve Wednesday, as always
off air, just before the bit starts. I said to
Jody do you have something?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And she says yes, and I said, okay, so do I.
She says mine's good. I said mine is shure, related
to which Jody responded, is it me?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
My pet? Peeve? Is having to be with you every
morning is becoming an untenable situation?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
What is your pet? Peeve?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Jody and bender for pet Peeve Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I've got a good one for you people.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And they're tipping practices when they order through door dash
on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I DoorDash all day long.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I've made a good amount of money.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
But not a single person added an extra tip on
like they normally do any other day.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
And I was even dressed like a turkey. Not a
single extra tip on th stivving, How thank you?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That would have been so wasted on me. Whenever I
doordange or uber eats, the instructions are to leave it
at the garage door because I don't want people entering
the yard because the dogs are in the yard. Can
you imagine if I watched on my camera somebody waddling
up in a turkey outfit? What a ways that would
have been of an outfit?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Wow, I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
You didn't get a single extra tip? So does that
mean they got tipped? I don't door dash, So does
that mean the only thing I ever get delivered to
the house food wise is like a pizza.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, so door Dash, Uber Eats, Postmates, they're all a
little different. But the city of Seattle put a massive
fee on it to make sure that people make a
certain amount of money an hour. So within there, I
think that you get tips or you get a certain amount,
and then you have the option to tip after So

(24:02):
door Dash in particular, will go do you want to
add one dollar, two dollars, three dollars, four dollars or
a custom amount?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
But so so she's she says she didn't get a
second tip right on any of her Thanksgiving deliveries dressed
as a turkey.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Or a tip, I'm not sure how they get tipped.
To be perfectly on it, if you each company.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
If you're listening, call us back or use the talk
back again to explain or text us, because I would
love to know what that means. When when she says
she's dressed as a turkey on Thanksgiving, yeah, and didn't
get a single extra tip.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Because I always tip the maximum you know, I mean
I tip the maximum on door dash In particular, it's
only four dollars, So I tip four dollars, which is
the maximum unless you want to add a custom amount.
But let's not get crazy because I'm already paying thirty
five dollars an extra fees to bring it to my
house hold.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
On a second, yeah, did you just brag and say
I always tip big the maximum four dollars because you
look at me. I always tip the maximum because there's
a custom amount. But let's not go plus.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I mean, you know it's it's definitely a service, and
I would like to tip, but I'm not going to
tip you on forty on top of it?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Do you wanted to want to play radio skydiving?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Are you just gonna pick one up?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yet? We don't have.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Anybody answering our phones, so we don't know what this
person is calling about. Hopefully the tip thing. Hi the jet,
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
It's your door dashing turkey YY. So are you you're mad?
Your pet peeves?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You didn't get an additional tip on top of the
original tip.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So what Normally when you're door dashing and whatnot, after
you've delivered an order, sometimes the text nusges will come through,
so and so added one extra dollar or two extra
dollars or whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Right do you do that normally?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Not a stand or one on Thanksgiving? How thankful? Are
those people?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Not very thankful?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Obviously?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Sost tip? Or that's an extra tip? I think it's
an extra tip.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm honestly not even sure how the tipping work.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
It's confused.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, So did you get a tip on Thanksgiving night
dressed as a turkey delivering food?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
It's they were the regular tip when they originally ordered.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I may have, I'm not sure. But the extra ones
that come through.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Not a single one, and.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
They were all grocery shopping orders, not a single fast
food order, all grocery shopping orders.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Well, yeah, Thanksgiving food deliverygiving?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
All right, Well, thank you for calling cheesecakescakes?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Would you do us a favor?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Would would you send us send the picture of you
dressed as a turkey? Would you email us? I would
love to see it and then we'll post it.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, me and the dog. Me and the dog won
the costume contest.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
At the Turkey Trot before.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I went to it.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I can do.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Email it to bender at ninety five seven the jet
dot com. Okay, and we'll post the picture.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I can do that. Well done. We can't wait to
see it. It's Jody and Bender.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
We just got the picture from the door dasher Sarah
in her turkey outfit. That's she's shown up to my
house dressed like that. I would have tipped her and
perhaps I would have held back Cooper from running out

(27:18):
the door to attack the turkey.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, nobody can door dash to your house because Cooper
is not friendly, right.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It isn't the Cooper's not friendly, it's he is very protective.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Right. Oh, but he's not losing the front yard because
that's not where your economy fencing gate is. Your economy
fencing gate isn't in the back.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
That's correct, And we did it with this house to
where the fencing is also around the front.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
But there's no gate up front.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
There is a people can just walk right in, which
is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
There's a gate.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
There's a gate in the back so we can keep
Cooper so he can run around all he wants and
when like FedEx shows up, we don't have to go
running for him.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
But if Snohomish could walk right up to your house
without a gate code, any time of the day. It's
it's truly disgusting.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Need I remind you of my pet peeve this week?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
You said it was show related.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It was you. No, what's your pet peeve? Ladies?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
First, I was buying cosmetics the other day at a
big box cosmetics store that I won't name, but it
rhymes with Schmoulta. And since you're a man and I'm
looking right at you, I'm going to explain how this works,
and I'm going to tell you what the pet peeve is.
How this works is for the cosmetics and the moisturizers

(28:41):
and stuff, they have a tester and there's a label
on it that says tester. So if you want to
try it and see it, smell it, whatever, that's the
one you use.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
This is the second time I was at this Schmulta okay,
and I see people open packaging and using the one
from the packaging. I assume because they don't want to
use the tester because maybe they think too many other
people have used it, or.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I would have a problem with that.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Why would you want to use a tester on your
own face if it's been used by one hundred other people?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, the thing is they give you. There's like there's tissues,
so you can wipe the top of it if you want.
Like if you're gonna use a lipstick, you don't just
put it right on your lips, or.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I guess some people do.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Exactly what you do is you put it on your
hand anyway, you test it against your skin cuts. But
you can't take a fresh one out of the packaging
try it to you because they put it back in
the packaging and left it. They didn't take it, which
means I could buy that next one that somebody's put
on their disgusting lips.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Right, But that's what the tester is.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I'm saying they didn't use the tester. They used a
fresh one out of the packaging.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Right.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
But what I'm saying is you're going to use the
tester that other people are using, you're giving them. I
don't I don't get me. I understand you don't open
up a brand new package. There are ways to use
the tester without actually touching it to your face. You
put it on your hand to test it against your complexion,
or you can take a tissue.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
They have all different ways to do it. I don't
dull myself up with things that other people have used,
But I would never take a fresh one out of
a package, put it on my face, and then put
it back in the package and leave it there. You
know how disgusting people are. You know they could walk
right up to your door insta homish because you don't
have a gate anymore. Regular people. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. I

(30:32):
thought I was going to pass out. Okay, that's my
pet Peeve.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
My pet Peeve is over Thanksgiving holiday break. I posted
videos like I always do for the show, and I
scattered around all of our social media pages, including TikTok
on TikTok It's at ninety five to seven the Jet,
I posted.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
The how do you cook a Turkey? Video?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Right?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
It went to Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok TikTok flagged
it and said that it violated community guidelines. I got
a community guidelines violation. And now I'm not sure if
everybody can see it, but if you go to our
page at ninety five to seven of the Jet on TikTok,
it says first warning, okay, okay. I appealed it and

(31:19):
they said no, and I said, okay, can you explain
what it was that violated the community guidelines?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah? No, was it because I said the word moist?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Nowhere in any of the stuff that I've gone back
and forth with TikTok on does it tell me?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
And it still won't.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is that the one we're talking about, SOUVD and you
ask me what suvine is?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, it said it violated community guidelines, but it won't
tell me why. It's because I said, you put the
meat in a bag, and I said, that's going to
go on your file?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay, Really, of all the things on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, it didn't. That's what it is. This is a problem.
This is a continuing it's continuing to That's why I
understand that I violate community guidelines just by existing. I
can't help it. What can I say? I try and
dress down. Can you imagine if I dressed this up?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Nine spanning the globe to find the news you didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Know you needed to know that Daily Bender Gazette, now
here's Bender.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Watch my core contractors on the heels of this morning
story that the I r S is looking into tips
on only fans those that are getting tipped?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Like the I r S is setting up some sort
of booth where you can have some employees at the
I R S watching OnlyFans accounts to see if it's
porn or not porn to determine whether or not they
should be eligible to get their tips right as a
write off right.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Because under the new IRS guidelines, you will get your
tips without tax, but pornography doesn't count. So they have
to first figure out a new definition of pornography, Like
what is pornography?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
I guess I should have run this first.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
The following program is red a TV m ALV. It
contains strong language, violates and nudity. It is intended only
for mature audiences.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
There's something for everyone on OnlyFans, you know, And who's
to say if your favorite creator like sits in a
chair and spills pickle juice all over herself and you're like,
I love that, you give her four extra bucks a
quarter or whatever, that's a tip. So is spilling pickle
juice all over yourself pornography? Who's to say?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Now?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's going to be your auditor, say an.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Extra tip a quarter?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Not everybody charges you on your fans only page charge quarterly?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, month OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Monthly or per visitor however you have it set up.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
There is a an only fans creator in Florida, New Hampshire. Okay,
she go buys, she goes a lot of such.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
The following program is rated tv M ALV. It contained
strong language, violence, and nudity. It is intended only for
mature audiences.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
She goes by the name Kinky Kelly, Okay, Kelly, Let's Go.
She received a six month jail sentence after pleading guilty
to a misdemeanor of criminal mischief.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
The woman filmed herself urinating Okay on food and then
posting the video.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Where is the food in her house?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Is that at a hotel?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is the food other people are gonna eat? Or is
it just like her own food?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It was food at a food co op and various
items at a Marria hotel.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Ah, girl, you can't be you can't be doing that
at the co op. That's a store.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
So she's required to serve six months in jail, followed
by two years probation. Growth she must pay over ten thousand,
five dollars in restitution at the grocery store for contaminated
items and cleanup costs, plus five hundred dollars to the Marriot.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, more like contaminated Kelly. That's gross.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Investigators believe she was recording VS for her fifteen dollars
a month only fans subscribers before the account was deleted.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
And who's subscribing to that account?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Like that's what you want to watch? Secret peepee people
in public? Like that's your thing? Hold on because if so,
I'll do it for seven dollars. Now that Kinky Kelly's
page is down, I see a hole in the market,

(35:57):
gonna buss my. That's what you're into. I'm sure I
can accommodate if.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
You're into secret pp people.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Bro, this really gross. But if you'd be into me
doing it at my own house so that other people
were infected, then we'll see you for seven dollars quarterly.
Over at the other site.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
What did you call it? Secret PPP people?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
You've got one extra P in there.