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(00:00):
Who's the new Jardiance lady? Wait? What happened to Diana Colone? Sorry,
that's her name, the bomb ChikaDiana Coloone. She's out. Yes,
she's been replaced. Since when thereis a new Jardiance lady, same
(00:21):
song, the exact same song,the exact same singing. Different Like,
what's the woman Cologne's name? Diana? Diana Cologne Rena. Remember she was
Dianna Colin. She was out infront of the uh the like the in
the front stoop her big mouth finallyget her into trouble. Remember last we
(00:43):
left her, she had some thoughtson the Israel Palestine conflict, something like
that. Well, the new oneis inside of an office. Who is
it? Yeah? I have noidea who the lady is. All it
says here is they replaced the ladyin the jar. It's commercial and somehow
it's even more confusing. Oh tosee someone singing Dana's song. They replace
(01:08):
the Jarni eggs lady, and yes, it is already lowering her a one
seed. Well, Diana, themessage is the same, the song is
the same. She's dancing. Lookat her hashtag justice for Diana. Look
at her? Oh wait a secondI haven't heard it because it's been in
(01:30):
here and there's no audio from theseTVs. I've seen this app the second
you see it. The second yousee it is very short bearded man who
dances with her. Yes, whocreeps me out? Well, I don't
know if he creeps you out.He does. There's also a dude who's
got some big old moves. Butyes, there's new people dancing with her.
(01:53):
You've seen it, trust me,you've seen it. I'm why did
it not register? Did I automaticallythink like not paying attention, think it
was for a different drug? Isit the same? Is she doing the
like the watus while she's dancing infront of that gazebo one hundred? No,
not in front of she's in anoffice. I have seen this.
(02:14):
I didn't realize it was Jardians becauseno, you didn't hear it exactly exactly,
And it is the guy? Isit on the big screen? Where's
the who's the guy that makes youuncomfortable? The guy in the glasses?
Ready, he's gonna come out inthe aisle here of these cubicles there he
is? Is it because of theweird tie? No? I think it's
(02:36):
like his pants are short his height? See, but she's doing the whole
Jardians. Look at her? Lowersyour a one c? How's the drug
maker? They rip this guy?What do you mean they rip him?
Because like he's holding a laptop.But what is he? What's he reading?
I see who you're talking about inthe background. Oh moves. Oh
you're gonna see him here in thesecond they had he gets he it's like
(03:00):
a close up where he's like workingon a where he's like working on a
copy machine. There he is,there's moods. Is it is? It
was? Say again? Is shelip syncing to the old spot? Or
is she has she cut a hole? Is this idle version? Oh boy,
(03:23):
I don't know the answer. Ithought it was New Girl's version.
Let's hear the audience. I mean, listen, everybody knows the song.
Ready, yep. Well it's alittle too. It's a big story to
tell. I take once daily,Johnny Hens, that's a voice, easy
(03:44):
to see. Look at her,Diana, what's this guy? He's reading
from a laptop. Here's moves?Seriously, the food delivery guy, he's
where's day? I heard the song? Wait, hold on, where's moves?
(04:08):
Could occur? Stuff? Issue.There you go, there's moves.
He's working on the working on thecopier. Can we sing again? Call
your doctor? Right? Lim lossgo, Well you got a one.
They come with a big story totell whole New Jardian's Lady? Is this
(04:36):
for the Super Bowl? The Ihope. By the way, can you
imagine if they would have unleashed thatin the Super Bowl, people would have
forgotten completely about Taylor and it wouldhave been look at the Jardis Lady.
Hi Elliot in the morning. Hi, this is Sarah, Hi, Sarah,
how are you? Did you knowthere was a new Jardian's Lady?
(04:58):
I did. I'm mad I didn'tca you guys sooner. I'm mad at
people for not calling me. Iknow, I'm like, I was pissed
when I saw her. I waslike, first of all, she can't
even dance? Did Jardians Did theyrelease a statement at all about the change?
(05:21):
I mean, I don't follow themthat closely, but like, every
time it comes on, my kidliterally gets up and just dances to it.
Bamn. She had not danced tothis one, though, she will
because remember Deanna, she had thisthing going on here that this was her
dance where she'd get the arms upand down. Yeah. Now the new
(05:43):
girl, the new the she's likethe new Becky. I don't even know
what she is. But the newJardians lady I have. I have no
idea who she is or where shecame from. But man, without warning,
bam New Jardians. Yeah, itwas weird. I was like,
I was like, what is goingon? Does it doesn't sound or look
(06:06):
right? Right? And again accordingto you, she can't dance? No,
not at all. Did you noticemobs in the commercial? Oh what
did you say? Did you noticemoves in the commercial? Big old man
boobs? Oh no, I did. I think I was working on the
(06:28):
copier. Absolutely, you can't missthem. That's why I used copy in
his tips. All right, verygood, thank you, ma'am. Thank
you. So, according to DianaVamsika's Instagram story, she is allergic to
Boshi shines so bright that it burnstheir f and eyes. Damn this she's
(06:55):
pissed and it had to be becauseshe wouldn't stop talking. Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, So she madat so the manufacturer. She she
had this way, I'm not following. She's mad mad at Jarni's because she
got asked, hold on nobody,So it is now she ripping the product.
Well, this user bought her mansion. This user writes, I refuse
(07:17):
to lower my A one c untilthey bring back my queen. So the
internet has noticed. I guess okayshe is Okay, she's now set herself
up on a cameo. Oh yeah, in what cruel world? Oh and
(07:44):
then here it's not. I wantto say these are little cryptic poems,
but they're not because we know clearlywhat's gone down here. She had this
weird habit of being herself all thetime. That's why not everyone liked her.
M m hmmm why And she's goingto Fiji in seventeen hours with that
(08:05):
money. Yeah? Hi, elliotin the morning? Man, Yeah,
Hi, what's that? Who's that? Hey? What's up? Man?
Cow? Just just hearing the news. I'm absolutely devastated. They got rid
of my girl. I mean sheshe had the dance moves is what what
got me. If you watch closely, her footwork is amazing, just floats
(08:30):
across the screen. I had thehand little cute. They did the Now
I will say this, people didfind Deanna cute who uh yeah, they
did find her cute. I don'tknow about the Have you serve you seen
the New Lady? I have not. That's what I'm in shock right now.
(08:52):
I can't wait to see. Heywhen you when you watch, make
sure you check for man boobs atthe copy or check it out. Yeah,
please do all right, my friendbrother, I appreciate it. Thank
you. Major ship that is?That's major. That'll be like the day?
(09:13):
What is the what's the other onewhere the guy goes to the movie
with the Indian girl and then there'slike the old lady and they freeze,
like they both jump during a scenein the movie and like the popcorns coming
out and the SODA's coming out,and they leave at the end of the
movie and he looks over the Indiangirl's shoulder and it's the old lady who's
(09:33):
like giving him the thumbs up.No, you love that ad I do,
but I don't know the product,because he again referenced that off there
too. Yeah, and I didn'tknow what it was then nothing is everything?
Is that diabetes suit? No?Is that sky Rizzy? I don't
know what's the one? What's theone where they've got scabs on Skyrizzy?
(09:56):
That he doesn't have scabs though.Well, because of sky Rizzy, nothing
is everything? Are you listening tothe message? Yes? Back to this
earth shattering yeah news. By theway, I hope I didn't cause accidents.
Justice for Diana. So I wasgoing through her story on her her
(10:18):
actual posts, her last non pinnedpost. She's wearing a sweatshirt that says
don't be ah and then has apicture of a rooster and a lollipop.
Oh my god, Kristen, weall know what it actually means. Did
(10:41):
your Mike pick that up? Diane? No, I think you're fine,
Diane. Wow? Yeah, Imean she she's passed. She was in
your face before and now with anarmy of diabetic By the way, it's
(11:03):
a cameo Diane with the new thenew Jardian's lady. What do you think
the clauses in her contract look like? How because of Deanna? I see
Diana's clause thank you Well, shelowered that a one c She did that,
and she's just like I am justI'm gonna do my song and keep
(11:26):
my mouth shut and cash them checks. The Yeah, I bet she made
a couple of million dollars. Howmuch does it cost for a cameo from
her where do you see the price? Oh, thirty five dollars? That's
not bad? Does she sing it? She deals in volume? No?
No, but like happy Birthday,do Ellie has to like? That should
be? That should be her bitall of the cameos. Can you somehow
(11:54):
draft a script for her? That'sreally checking in on her? And she's
claiming twenty four hour delivery. I'mtelling you based on Instace. She's headed
to Fiji. They don't have internet. She's gonna be in the air for
a while. I guess she doessay give me a day. Man,
(12:16):
this is very disappointed in Dian.But this has gotta be you didn't register
trending. Let me let me seeactually, and I'm joking about the hashtag,
but let me just say any hehas written justice for that, all
(12:37):
right? I did get a coupleof justice for Eileen's yesterday, the woman
that I owe the money to inNew York. Uh No, these look
like real actual true crime. Ohvictim stories. Never mind, don't search
that, Chris. And am Igoing to want or? Am I?
(13:01):
Okay? I'm all right? Verygood? Oh? And I just I'm
not sure if this was her bioon the Graham prior to this shocking firing.
But well, as you know,she's a public figure and you can
never have too much d a multihyphen it. She for sure is not
(13:22):
was because she'll shine bright again.Blind you mother efforts, by the way,
I bet, I bet they comecrawling back to her because of public
outrage, come crawling back to her. If I can quote Ed Cooley from
last Night and Diana from probably thefuture, I'm rich as a mother effort,
(13:43):
rich as s. All right,let's do this quick break. But
again, you'll notice when you hearthe song, pay special attention. It's
the New Jardians. Lady
Who's the new Jardiance lady? Wait? What happened to Diana Colone? Sorry,
that's her name, the bomb ChikaDiana Coloone. She's out. Yes,
she's been replaced. Since when thereis a new Jardiance lady, same
(00:21):
song, the exact same song,the exact same singing. Different Like,
what's the woman Cologne's name? Diana? Diana Cologne Rena. Remember she was
Dianna Colin. She was out infront of the uh the like the in
the front stoop her big mouth finallyget her into trouble. Remember last we
(00:43):
left her, she had some thoughtson the Israel Palestine conflict, something like
that. Well, the new oneis inside of an office. Who is
it? Yeah? I have noidea who the lady is. All it
says here is they replaced the ladyin the jar. It's commercial and somehow
it's even more confusing. Oh tosee someone singing Dana's song. They replace
(01:08):
the Jarni eggs lady, and yes, it is already lowering her a one
seed. Well, Diana, themessage is the same, the song is
the same. She's dancing. Lookat her hashtag justice for Diana. Look
at her? Oh wait a secondI haven't heard it because it's been in
(01:30):
here and there's no audio from theseTVs. I've seen this app the second
you see it. The second yousee it is very short bearded man who
dances with her. Yes, whocreeps me out? Well, I don't
know if he creeps you out.He does. There's also a dude who's
got some big old moves. Butyes, there's new people dancing with her.
(01:53):
You've seen it, trust me,you've seen it. I'm why did
it not register? Did I automaticallythink like not paying attention, think it
was for a different drug? Isit the same? Is she doing the
like the watus while she's dancing infront of that gazebo one hundred? No,
not in front of she's in anoffice. I have seen this.
(02:14):
I didn't realize it was Jardians becauseno, you didn't hear it exactly exactly,
And it is the guy? Isit on the big screen? Where's
the who's the guy that makes youuncomfortable? The guy in the glasses?
Ready, he's gonna come out inthe aisle here of these cubicles there he
is? Is it because of theweird tie? No? I think it's
(02:36):
like his pants are short his height? See, but she's doing the whole
Jardians. Look at her? Lowersyour a one c? How's the drug
maker? They rip this guy?What do you mean they rip him?
Because like he's holding a laptop.But what is he? What's he reading?
I see who you're talking about inthe background. Oh moves. Oh
you're gonna see him here in thesecond they had he gets he it's like
(03:00):
a close up where he's like workingon a where he's like working on a
copy machine. There he is,there's moods. Is it is? It
was? Say again? Is shelip syncing to the old spot? Or
is she has she cut a hole? Is this idle version? Oh boy,
(03:23):
I don't know the answer. Ithought it was New Girl's version.
Let's hear the audience. I mean, listen, everybody knows the song.
Ready, yep. Well it's alittle too. It's a big story to
tell. I take once daily,Johnny Hens, that's a voice, easy
(03:44):
to see. Look at her,Diana, what's this guy? He's reading
from a laptop. Here's moves?Seriously, the food delivery guy, he's
where's day? I heard the song? Wait, hold on, where's moves?
(04:08):
Could occur? Stuff? Issue.There you go, there's moves.
He's working on the working on thecopier. Can we sing again? Call
your doctor? Right? Lim lossgo, Well you got a one.
They come with a big story totell whole New Jardian's Lady? Is this
(04:36):
for the Super Bowl? The Ihope. By the way, can you
imagine if they would have unleashed thatin the Super Bowl, people would have
forgotten completely about Taylor and it wouldhave been look at the Jardis Lady.
Hi Elliot in the morning. Hi, this is Sarah, Hi, Sarah,
how are you? Did you knowthere was a new Jardian's Lady?
(04:58):
I did. I'm mad I didn'tca you guys sooner. I'm mad at
people for not calling me. Iknow, I'm like, I was pissed
when I saw her. I waslike, first of all, she can't
even dance? Did Jardians Did theyrelease a statement at all about the change?
(05:21):
I mean, I don't follow themthat closely, but like, every
time it comes on, my kidliterally gets up and just dances to it.
Bamn. She had not danced tothis one, though, she will
because remember Deanna, she had thisthing going on here that this was her
dance where she'd get the arms upand down. Yeah. Now the new
(05:43):
girl, the new the she's likethe new Becky. I don't even know
what she is. But the newJardians lady I have. I have no
idea who she is or where shecame from. But man, without warning,
bam New Jardians. Yeah, itwas weird. I was like,
I was like, what is goingon? Does it doesn't sound or look
(06:06):
right? Right? And again accordingto you, she can't dance? No,
not at all. Did you noticemobs in the commercial? Oh what
did you say? Did you noticemoves in the commercial? Big old man
boobs? Oh no, I did. I think I was working on the
(06:28):
copier. Absolutely, you can't missthem. That's why I used copy in
his tips. All right, verygood, thank you, ma'am. Thank
you. So, according to DianaVamsika's Instagram story, she is allergic to
Boshi shines so bright that it burnstheir f and eyes. Damn this she's
(06:55):
pissed and it had to be becauseshe wouldn't stop talking. Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, So she madat so the manufacturer. She she
had this way, I'm not following. She's mad mad at Jarni's because she
got asked, hold on nobody,So it is now she ripping the product.
Well, this user bought her mansion. This user writes, I refuse
(07:17):
to lower my A one c untilthey bring back my queen. So the
internet has noticed. I guess okayshe is Okay, she's now set herself
up on a cameo. Oh yeah, in what cruel world? Oh and
(07:44):
then here it's not. I wantto say these are little cryptic poems,
but they're not because we know clearlywhat's gone down here. She had this
weird habit of being herself all thetime. That's why not everyone liked her.
M m hmmm why And she's goingto Fiji in seventeen hours with that
(08:05):
money. Yeah? Hi, elliotin the morning? Man, Yeah,
Hi, what's that? Who's that? Hey? What's up? Man?
Cow? Just just hearing the news. I'm absolutely devastated. They got rid
of my girl. I mean sheshe had the dance moves is what what
got me. If you watch closely, her footwork is amazing, just floats
(08:30):
across the screen. I had thehand little cute. They did the Now
I will say this, people didfind Deanna cute who uh yeah, they
did find her cute. I don'tknow about the Have you serve you seen
the New Lady? I have not. That's what I'm in shock right now.
(08:52):
I can't wait to see. Heywhen you when you watch, make
sure you check for man boobs atthe copy or check it out. Yeah,
please do all right, my friendbrother, I appreciate it. Thank
you. Major ship that is?That's major. That'll be like the day?
(09:13):
What is the what's the other onewhere the guy goes to the movie
with the Indian girl and then there'slike the old lady and they freeze,
like they both jump during a scenein the movie and like the popcorns coming
out and the SODA's coming out,and they leave at the end of the
movie and he looks over the Indiangirl's shoulder and it's the old lady who's
(09:33):
like giving him the thumbs up.No, you love that ad I do,
but I don't know the product,because he again referenced that off there
too. Yeah, and I didn'tknow what it was then nothing is everything?
Is that diabetes suit? No?Is that sky Rizzy? I don't
know what's the one? What's theone where they've got scabs on Skyrizzy?
(09:56):
That he doesn't have scabs though.Well, because of sky Rizzy, nothing
is everything? Are you listening tothe message? Yes? Back to this
earth shattering yeah news. By theway, I hope I didn't cause accidents.
Justice for Diana. So I wasgoing through her story on her her
(10:18):
actual posts, her last non pinnedpost. She's wearing a sweatshirt that says
don't be ah and then has apicture of a rooster and a lollipop.
Oh my god, Kristen, weall know what it actually means. Did
(10:41):
your Mike pick that up? Diane? No, I think you're fine,
Diane. Wow? Yeah, Imean she she's passed. She was in
your face before and now with anarmy of diabetic By the way, it's
(11:03):
a cameo Diane with the new thenew Jardian's lady. What do you think
the clauses in her contract look like? How because of Deanna? I see
Diana's clause thank you Well, shelowered that a one c She did that,
and she's just like I am justI'm gonna do my song and keep
(11:26):
my mouth shut and cash them checks. The Yeah, I bet she made
a couple of million dollars. Howmuch does it cost for a cameo from
her where do you see the price? Oh, thirty five dollars? That's
not bad? Does she sing it? She deals in volume? No?
No, but like happy Birthday,do Ellie has to like? That should
be? That should be her bitall of the cameos. Can you somehow
(11:54):
draft a script for her? That'sreally checking in on her? And she's
claiming twenty four hour delivery. I'mtelling you based on Instace. She's headed
to Fiji. They don't have internet. She's gonna be in the air for
a while. I guess she doessay give me a day. Man,
(12:16):
this is very disappointed in Dian.But this has gotta be you didn't register
trending. Let me let me seeactually, and I'm joking about the hashtag,
but let me just say any hehas written justice for that, all
(12:37):
right? I did get a coupleof justice for Eileen's yesterday, the woman
that I owe the money to inNew York. Uh No, these look
like real actual true crime. Ohvictim stories. Never mind, don't search
that, Chris. And am Igoing to want or? Am I?
(13:01):
Okay? I'm all right? Verygood? Oh? And I just I'm
not sure if this was her bioon the Graham prior to this shocking firing.
But well, as you know,she's a public figure and you can
never have too much d a multihyphen it. She for sure is not
(13:22):
was because she'll shine bright again.Blind you mother efforts, by the way,
I bet, I bet they comecrawling back to her because of public
outrage, come crawling back to her. If I can quote Ed Cooley from
last Night and Diana from probably thefuture, I'm rich as a mother effort,
(13:43):
rich as s. All right,let's do this quick break. But
again, you'll notice when you hearthe song, pay special attention. It's
the New Jardians. Lady
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