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February 7, 2024 22 mins
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(00:00):
Hey, my name is j R. Jr. And you got a butt
lift? No, I'm actually mycousin worked for a plastic surgeon and she
did it. My mom did it, my aunt did it. Disclaimer I
am Brazilian, so maybe that thathas something to do with it. But

(00:23):
yeah, to me, I thoughtit was pretty common. I don't.
I'm speechless. Wait, so youryour mom got it, your sister or
your cousin got it. What didyour mom got a butt lift? Yeah?
Can you tell? Uh? Yeah, definitely, I mean that's what

(00:45):
they paid for. It's pretty expensiveand the recovery is uh, pretty painful.
I mean you got to be offyour ass for about a week or
two, two weeks, but youcan't sit down? Is that why Aaron
put in this stand up desk?I bet Aaron got a butt lift?
I bet Eric write it down.Aaron Hyland got a butt lift? Wait

(01:08):
a minute, so you can't youcan't sit down at all? No,
Yeah, it's I mean, yeah, they cut you open and put a
something in there and bump it upa little bit. And yeah, so
it's not it's not an injection.It's not like it's not like they like,
shoot, I don't know what thefat? I don't know what it

(01:30):
would be into you? What didthey they? I don't, I don't
know what I thought that's what itwas. I thought they'd take fat from
another part of your body and theninject it into your buttchet. Yeah.
But when you say inject, likehe's saying they've cut you open, that's
that's that's a lot different. Ohyeah, there there's a I don't I
don't know the exact process, butyou can basically choose how big you want

(01:53):
your But how big did your momgo? I don't. I don't know
the numbers, but it's it's prettyridiculous. I mean, I don't think
it was. I don't know,like, did you see and listen,
I know what your mom that we'retalking about, but did you look at
it and go like, wow,mom, look at that ass? Uh?

(02:14):
And not really? But yeah,I mean it I guess looks bigger.
Wow. I can't. Yeah.Yeah. Now, I don't expect
you to answer this question. Doesit feel different? No, I don't
know. I'm guessing it would beharder. Definitely like fake, I mean
it feels fake, right, Igotcha, dude. I'm glad you called.

(02:38):
I'm glad you called thank you,my friend, thank you? But
no, you know what I meanlike when I say it feels different,
and I mean for both, likefor example, you know sometimes like you
have like pins and needles and yousqueeze your finger and you're like, eh,
I can feel the pressure, butit's like I can feel it,
but I can't once you heal andyou sit down, like like I know
what it feels like to sit onmy ass, But if I was sitting

(03:00):
on like good like like more ass, would it feel different? And then
if I touched your ass, wouldI would it? Would it feel different
to me? Isn't that why youhave to be so careful for your own
sensitivity and moving forward during the recoveryprocess, because you're relying on the cells
and that blood flow to really workits magic to kind of get in there

(03:22):
and kind of envelop every But Ido believe there is a non surgical butt
lift. It's not gonna be asapparent, but I do think you can
get like butt fillers and it's notyou know, you're not there's no incision,
it's not like you're cutting. That'snot really a butt lift, but
they call them non surgical butt lifts. Oh no, I want like what

(03:43):
Aaron got a a a not er no no not not no. Aaron
Hyland Market President, Aaron Hyland gota butt lift. We've heard all those
horror stories about people who go tolike somebody's garage and get it done and
they're putting god knows what see andyou know what, I think that's maybe
why I don't think of it asbeing common, because every story you hear

(04:05):
is like some back room butt liftwhere it goes sound. I feel horrible
for those people. Wasn't there onewhere it was like they essentially just put
like fix a flat in there.And that's where I'm like, what nobody
gets this done? Look how dangerousit is. But that's the thing.
And Diane said, there's almost forthe LiPo section start to the traditional lift.

(04:33):
It's almost a two for procedure.So I get it out of my
belly and into my butt, youbelly, thighs, it's not just the
stomach. Stop shaking your head.You you love this. I will say
this make them better. I amfascinated by it. The first caller had

(04:54):
three family members do it. Yeah, you're like, WHOA, that doesn't
sound popular now but he said inhis fancy's Brazilian Hi Elliott the morning.
Hi, Yeah, yeah, Hi, who's this right? Uh? Yeah?
What can I do for you?Yes? Right? I got to

(05:15):
one of my coworkers were going throughthe process to get a Brazilian butt lift,
because it's not just you go tothe doctors. You know, I
want a Brazilian butt list with mybutt. And so they were going through
the process and yeah, where theywhere they had to had to like cleanse

(05:39):
their body. They had to makesure there were a certain healthy weight for
their body tight because if they're tooheavy or too thin, they can't pull
the butt lift up. And it'ssince it's a surgery, it is dangerous.
They also were going to get someother plastic surgeries. But unfortunately,
even though they worked really hard forit all, they did have other health
conditions. Who betted it? Sowait, what is the I understand like

(06:03):
maybe if you're if you're underweight ofnot being able to do it, like
maybe you don't have enough fect Okay, but who who who big is getting
a butt lift? If anything,don't you want to lose a lot of

(06:23):
No? No, but I wouldthink, thank you, ma'am. I
would I would think that you wantto lose weight to show off your butt.
Yeah, but it's like we said, the snatched waist and the big
ass, so I have the Ihave the big ass, so leave that.
No, but you want to addto it to you want your waist
much smaller so your butt looks biggeror is it you know? Is it

(06:44):
I misused the word traditional? Isjust a butt lift? Is that a
procedure where nothing is being uh added? Now they removed to what you have
and it's just a you're literally pulleddoing the pulling up of the skin in
just to make your ass look likeyou do a breastlift. Why does that

(07:06):
make the face? I'm so uncomfortable. I'm so hy because there's something about
it that bothers me. I don'tknow what it is. Oftentimes, any
I had a lift with my reduction, it's going to be smaller. So
it's but but you're your lem butbut now oftentimes it's part one goes with

(07:30):
two, so you got both done. I want to be clear. I
don't want people think of Diane's likelike lopside. It's a reduction and a
lift. No, I'm not sayingleft and right. I'm saying one procedure
often begets the second one. Soyou got smaller and then pull. Yeah,
and how is that tissue raised inthe chest cavity? I don't know

(07:50):
if it's not shortened. And thenthey reposition your nipples right. Well,
remember so they wouldn't confuse left andright. They put him in Diane's open
hands. Yeah, it was likea big contact one's case the I've totally

(08:11):
lost what we're talking about. Well, CBL, that's what we're saying,
does the Brazilian butt lit? Isthat what then has added the pre lift
possible tummy tuck to it, Andthat's the BBL. You can get maybe
just a butt lift and work withwhat you had, which is what you
said. You're good, right,you've got cushion. Yeah, I just

(08:33):
need to accentuate it a little bit. But don't they say, like when
you do the lift, you're amazedby how long your butt crack gets.
Oh, so you get a reallyso if you lift it up, you've
got a foot and a half ofbutt crack. I will say this may
no, no, no, butyou know what I will say this,

(08:54):
you just had your hands down byyour ass and then you just brought them
out to move the microphone. Sowhat big deal? The no, no,
no. But you know what amazesme sometimes, and I'm glad,
I'm glad you said that. Thelength of a woman's ass crack still amazes
me because like we've all seen pencilholders, right, somebody bends over and

(09:15):
you see like where you can putthe pencil. Like guys, same place
all the time. There's sometimes awoman will bend over or something and I'm
like, God, damn, howlong is your crack? Jesus, what
are we looking at here? Sothis is just a buttock lift? Well
I could tell them before and asit okay, excess skin and fat are

(09:39):
removed and then you're repositioning what's left. Yeah, so this comes out.
Yeah, they take this here andjust got augh. I mean, that's
a hell of them before and after. Look at how long her ass cracked?
Well, look how long it's Lookhow short it used to be?
His d tiny butt crack. Butseriously, next that's barely a butt crack.

(10:01):
Next time before because it's all fat. But next time. Next time
you see a woman tye in hershoes and you see you see a little
pencil holder, take stock of howlong a woman's ass crack is it's amazing,
that's amazing. That's answer. Theafter in that photo is three times
yes length. So just a liftgot cracked for days? Just bl not

(10:31):
a BBL. Just a bl issort of like a reduction in the lift.
Yes, yeah, okay, nowthat makes sense to me. So
the but the Brazilian part? Wheream I going line to hi yelly in
the morning? Hey, good morningguys. Which one did you get?
I got a bl my back toget the fat in my booty into your

(10:58):
ass? Hey? What is theCan I ask a question? I don't
want you to be offended by it? Yeah? Am I hearing an accent?
I don't think. So where areyou from? Where are you?
Where are you from? Well?My parents are from their Bolivian, but
I I was born in America.Oh okay, yeah, no, but
I'm hearing the Bolivian a little bit. The wh Yeah when did you?

(11:22):
When did you get it done?Twenty eighteen when it was not so popular
it just started. Do you knowa lot of people that have gotten it?
Yeah? I have a couple offriends who have already gotten it,
and there's so many people who areinterested in getting it done. I mean
it's it's wildly popular and it makesyour butt look so much better. I

(11:46):
mean, I was gonna ask you, do you love it? They have
that it looks like a bubble,but they definitely had a yell No.
But there are some people who justnaturally have a bubble ass. If they're
not looking and they're not working outto have that muscular booty, then it's
definitely a BBO. Do you likehow your toushi turned out? Oh?

(12:09):
Yeah, absolutely, because I didn'thave an I didn't have one at all,
and now it's like it's like ground. It's not like huge or anything.
But my my boyfriend definitely loved itbetter too. Sam. They choose
on that thing like bubblegum. No, but it's really I really. I
mean the recovery for me was horriblebecause I have a desk job and obviously

(12:35):
I had to carry around that stupidbutt tillow everywhere and it was obvious that
hello, I got my butt done. You know what? You know what
I should do for people just sothey like people who get it since they're
so popular. I don't know ifyou heard our market president Aaron Hyland got
one and he put a stand updesk in his office. Let me take

(12:56):
the picture of that model. I'lllet me get a picture of Aaron standing
at his desk and yeah, likethat would go. Hey, what did
you do? Like Tyler talked aboutlike people in their bathrooms having to put
like rails in What did you whatdid you do about making duty? I
had to take like a lot oflike or is it laxative? So that
like what I had to go Itwas like quick, like quick, quick,

(13:20):
right right, yeah, quick,yeah. It says that you cannot
sit. This is gonna mess upyour plans. You cannot sit if you
must on the toilet for more thanten minutes. Oh, forget it,
forget it. I haven't even startsit down. They do tell you that

(13:41):
you can mess up your BBL ifyou decide to just continue to sit and
not use the pillow and lay onyour back. You know you're gonna have
to go in to get you know, every done. So if you wanted
to look nice, then you haveto follow the rules of not sitting on
it at all for like three weeks. Is there is there any other?
Is there anything else? Like Ihad no idea you couldn't sit on it,

(14:03):
right, I had no idea thatyou had to have like a like
a real loose stool that that kindof moves along quickly. Was there was
there any other I don't want tosay side effect, but anything during the
recovery where you were like, WHOA, I was not expecting that, Oh,
my sensitive I would just I wouldhave a hard time kind of putting

(14:24):
on my my My whole ass waslike completely bruised. Because so it's not
like they cut me open. Theydon't cut you open. They so it's
like like like a wand like HarryPotter's wand or something that's attached to assumption,
and they they put that in myback first to take out the fat,
and then they put that I guessthey they have to like clean the

(14:50):
fat because it goes through different kindsof tubes, and then they get the
good fat and they put it inin my in my butt. So it's
kind of like that whole law isgoing in and out of your butt constantly,
like maybe hundreds of times. SoGod once once once you're you have
like maybe like four holes, butif they're shoving it in like multiple ways,

(15:13):
you then once your your butt iscompletely brused, like so sensitive are
you asleep, I think you haveto be okay. So so yes,
I was asleep, but now theyhave uh, you know, everything is
more advanced that you don't have tobe asleep anymore. They'll numb it,
of course, still numb the area, but you'll be awake by the way,

(15:35):
you know what. You know.What day I would hate is like
like you ever, like Diane youwere talking about you got your car wash,
right, the worst thing that youcan do after getting the car washes
drive through mud. I would Iwould hate the first duty I made after
getting a new butt. I'd belike, this is all new and clean,

(15:56):
and look what I did. It'slike going to the dentist. Oh,
that's a great one. Also,that's a great one. Also.
Yeah, and then you eat chocolateor something afterwards. You had to go
chocolate? How about anything? Hey, how can I ask you this one
last question? And if you need, like if you need to put me
on hold and measure, that's fine, But like, how long is your

(16:17):
butt cracked? Now, if thatdoesn't, it's not there's no there's no
difference in the butt crack. It'sthe same. So now I understand that
the like maybe like once you getinto the crevasse. Yah, the but
like from the top of your likeyour pencil holder. It's not like up
where like where your broad attaches inyour back. Oh my god, no,

(16:40):
no, it's it's in the samespot. The only thing that inflated
were the two sides, you know, right, more than just oh that's
right. My hand needs to godeeper in my butt, yes, to
clean it. But that the crackedwine is the same. Excellent, excellent.
Thank you for your candor. Thankyou, ma'am. Thank you.
By the way, that's something toremember. You're not used to having to

(17:02):
get all the way in there someof us, are you nodded when she
said it feels like she's treating herselflike a ventriloquist. She was great.
She was great. She explained it. Well, what what do you think
sleeping is like? If you sleepon your back, you probably have to

(17:26):
adjust. No, there's no waynow, I'm saying during the initial recovery,
hold on, let me ask You'retummy had the tough But if you
did it from the front, welldo they take it from the front,
They'll take it from wherever you got? Hi, Jelli in the morning,

(17:48):
is this I did? I gotone back in April, and unlike the
other color. My first time usingthe bathroom was not easy and it was
horrible. I had to just geta like a bar bar height stool and

(18:08):
put it like in front of meand just lean on it and go that
way. And in term in termsof sleeping, you have to sleep on
your stomach. I didn't get atummy tuck. I just got a three
sixty light though, so they takeit from the front and the back,
and so I just had to sleepon my stomach for three months. So
wait, they take it for thefupa. So they take for me.

(18:33):
When you do the three sixty,they take it from the breast line all
the way down for the front andthe back, so you I had it
all taken out and so I whenI started, my stomach was forty four,
my butt was thirty three. Andnow my button is forty four and
my stomach's thirty three. Wow,go on, good like good measurements for
you. Hey, do you love? Do you love how your toushi looks?

(18:56):
I do? I did. Hedid a really good job with the
size and the shape. I didn'twant anything huge because my I'm actually a
mom. I fifty two and mydaughter's getting it done. I got it
done. And when I tell youeverybody has a BBL, you would be
surprised. The girl that bought astand up death. Trust me, she
has a BBL. That's the firstthing I did. That's not a girl.

(19:17):
That's not a girl. That's that'sAaron. Oh god, yeah,
a BBL. Yes, it ison the radio. Hey, were you
shocked? Were you shocked at howfar you had to dig in there to
clean that thing? Yeah? Soyou can't when you first get it done.
You can't get it yourself because ifyou get light bow in the front
and back, you can't reach around, So you can't do it yourself.

(19:41):
So I bought a bidet and myhusband had to help me. Oh my
god. Here at the office,Danny Bortnick does that part of the job.
Hey, do you have a long? Do you have a long?

(20:02):
Do you have a long bunt crack? So my butt crack isn't any longer,
but it definitely pokes like out ofmy jeans easier. Yes, all
the fat like lifts up like whenyour button lifts up. Obviously your crack's
gonna lift up too, So Idefinitely it definitely will poke out of the
top of my jeans easier than itdid before. And you were talking about

(20:23):
why big girls would want to geta BBL. Just because you're big doesn't
mean you have a like a bigbutt. You could have a flat,
flat, wide butt, okay,and be big so they will get the
fat out of the stomach and backand just kind of fluff the back out.
So it's so it's big and andperky or big and you know,

(20:44):
like comes out have some projection,Like a lot of big girls don't have
projection, right, I got youif I saw, if I saw your
toashi, but I want to chewit like bubblegum. Yes, And it's
not hard at all. It's veryvery soft. It wiggles, it shakes,
it's you can't you can't tell.I didn't get, you know,
an overly gigantic it just I hada flat button. I didn't want a
flat butt anymore, and working outwasn't working. I gotcha. I gotcha.

(21:07):
And like and your daughter, yousaid, your daughter's doing the same
thing, right, Yeah, she'sdoing the same thing. She hasn't had
it done yet, but she's doingit too. Everybody does it, so
you would be surprised, so youcould go to either a clinic or a
first product doctor. It gets doneso much that in Miami they had to
put a they had to put alaw in place that the doctors were only

(21:30):
allowed to do three to four aday because there were so many a day.
Wow, yes a day. Yes, yes, I may look at
everybody. I may look into this. That's your city, I may look
into this. All right, Verygood, Very congratulations. I'm sure your
ass looks great. Thanks, itdoes. Thanks, I appreciate it.
You got to talk to you later. Wow. You know what, I'm

(21:52):
learning a lot today over on onthe school buses when they add to that
list of things that you probably didn'tknow. And this is more for Diane
and k but if you ever seea woman sitting in reverse on the toilet
seat at work, it's because they'vehad a BBL. Hand to god.
The weirdest thing I went into I'mnot even kidding. I went into the

(22:15):
men's room two days ago, andI like to look at people's shoes.
Yes, I saw heels and itwas Aaron
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