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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, this is Toya from Houston.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Toya from Houston. How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm good. I was calling in because Iyah got my
vasina laser excellent, excellent and well you called the right show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey, Toya, can I ask you this? What part of
what part of Houston do you live in.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Closer to Katie Some it ten way?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What did I just read about Katie earlier this week?
Was there something? Was there a big prominent like a
Walmart and Katie earlier this week?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not that I know of. There was a shooting on
the Katie Mills mall recently.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
There it is there? It is all right, Sorry, never mind,
never mind. I grew up in a leath anyway, Toya,
let me ask you this, how long ago? How long
ago did you get your your bajona lasered?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I'm still in treatment. So it's continuous. I've been
doing it for about two months now.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Wait, how long? How what do you mean you're still
in treatment? Like, don't you just go in and it's
a couple of sessions.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, so there's a couple of sessions, but it's like
within for the six week time and then there's multiple sessions.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I got you. Well, no, the procedures.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And can I ask you this, Toya? What like, what
are what are you going for? Down there? Are you
going all the way away or.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just a just a little bit, yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, you're going, you're going? Whoa, hey, what is the
so far? Do you like what you're seeing?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, it takes a while to see like full results
that I'm liking what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Seeing interesting, interesting, very good, very yet and no complaints?
You you you you like how you like how it's going?
Do you think that way?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I prefer it. I prefer it to shaving. To shaving
can cause like you and hands and bumps and stuff.
But this is just like really food, no.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Issues, absolutely like Petna Dolphin nat Sea World. Yeah, right on,
all right, good, very good, Toya, Thank you, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You got love you bust down middle part, badass bitch.
You ain't never had like this?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Where am I going? Kristen Mine five? Hi? Elliott the morning?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
This is Haley Hiley?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm good? Wait?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Who's Fanny Scudini?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Awkward?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Awkward?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Awkward? No, I just had two treatments. And I love
it it.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
It works very well.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They say, yeah, you need like a couple of treatments.
I'm on my second out of stick, right, but it
doesn't grow back like after my first one.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It was like a miracle.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right. Hey, so a couple of questions for you. This
is so awkward. And by the way, I'll be the
first to say, Coujeni's has coming here a million times.
I love Cujenies. Cougeni's is great. Never has there been
a hair in the food? Never?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know why?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Because because Danny makes everybody remove all their hair. That's
the rules. You want to work there and get rid
of everything. Even there, it's all gotta go. Hey, Haley,
what just out of curiosity? What? What? What? What led
you down this road?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
So I'm Italian and I just have a lot of
care on my legs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You could have just stopped there. Yeah, you could have
just stopped it. I'm Italian, I get it, I get it.
Hey are you what how much are you? Like you
said legs? So you're doing your upper thighs? Are you going?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you are you going all? Are you going all
the way in there? Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
So I did extended bikini. Right, I didn't go full.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh interesting, so that's you still got this but not
not not not in.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Here on the phone, I can't see you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, well I'm asking done.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
They don't even want to look.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
At what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yes, I can't see you, but I know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Can Yes, I guess I asked this.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, No, that's fine, that's fine. But I mean, you're
not going to have any sticking out of your underwear?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, can I ask?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Can I ask you this? Do you think at any point,
and I'm asking this for a reason, do you think
at any point you will regret doing it?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
A thousand percent?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now it's kind of scary because it's like permanent, but
sometimes it does like grow back, like you have to
go in for treatment. I think like once a year
or something. After you're like done.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
They say the darker the hair, the.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Better the results. But I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I never want to see it again.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Good for you, and then agree or disagree. I'm going
to read a statement, so here's let me. Let me
give you a little background as to why I even
asked this. Right is, and I'm just shocked. Between Toya
and Haley. That's Danny from Koujeni's, both of them like
recent recent customers to getting it done. In the middle
(05:06):
of So, I was reading about this article where this
woman said that as she has got as she continues
to get older, she regrets doing it more and more.
And she said it started with just like doing her
upper thighs, and then just the kind of like the
ones that are kind of sticking out of the underwear. Okay,
(05:27):
but some people wear different sized bikinis. And then she
got down to the chaplain mustache, and then she got
rid of everything and she said now and by the way,
not and she didn't do it look like, Oh, I
wonder if guys will like this or not like this.
She loved it at first, but she said, now it's
been it's been a handful of years. She looks in
a mirror. She goes, I think I regret it a
(05:48):
little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But you said she eventually got rid of everything.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, like I mean like gone gone, like gone gone,
Like that thing is porcelain. Anyway, she says, now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't think that I would. I guess like if
maybe you did all of.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It, because like I don't know, maybe some people like it,
but I mean I only did the extended bikini. So
whatever you would wear in a bathing suit, right is
what I don't think I would regret it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So what does what does your girls regret?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
It is very painful.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
She yeah, no, listen, I lasered the hair under my arms.
It was one of the one of the most painful
experiences ever. And I can guarantee you well. I mean,
I don't know what you and Danny are like. Maybe
my under arms are more sensitive than that. Anyway, agree
or disagree with this sentence though, Okay, do you regret
call it?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Come on, Haley, listen, agree or disagree? And I'm reading
I'm going to insert the word vagina for what the
author used. An aging vagina should have hair on it.
I'm not sixty yet, but I don't think any sixty
year old should have a bald vagina. I don't know
(07:09):
how to answer that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I guess as you get older, things change.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah. No, she says that. She says that that the
the anatomy changes and if you're bald, it it there,
it's it'll throw you.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
All I can say is I was too nervous to
go full just because I didn't want.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You didn't want to dance that close to the fire.
Oh you didn't want to get that permanent? I understand.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, so maybe that's my but some people might like that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, listen, everybody's everybody's you need. That's what makes America great.
All right, Haley, very good, Roll over and tell Danny
I said, what's up? Oh on that work?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But yes I will, I will text him.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
All right, very good, thank you, Thank you, Haley. Be well,
this is what makes America great. Thank God for those hats.
Either way, I see the original text. You did change
the word out. Yes, no, I can't say the original word.
But is that would most people agree with that? I've
never seen that statement an aging vagina should not be bald,
(08:18):
that if you're sixteen, you shoult have a little hair
on it. To each their own, Yeah, no, I'm agreed.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I don't think you can apply that to everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well no, not everybody, but would the majority say yes? Well,
I have a question about the mention of it growing back.
How often does that happen? Well, did Haley say or
was it Toya that said they would have to maybe
go back once a year?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
She said once a year.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't think it's because all of a sudden pop poof,
just like like a mushroom class.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Get like a one off here and there care that yourself?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, get get a get a tweezer.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Or just you mean a one off appointment.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Maybe it's a one off appointment. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So what would this? This would be laser hair? Mons pubis? Like,
what are we riding here?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Vagina?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Bikini?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's not the vagina though it is?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's not. I don't know what is this area? Is
that my Mon's pubis?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I again refused to look at your fatty tissue?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hey guys at the bar, anybody want to get with
my Mon's pubis? No, Hey guys at the bar, anybody
want to get with my vagina? Flock? Where am I going?
Kristen line six? Hi elliot in the morning? Does this mean?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Sudan?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yes, Susan, you got what you get? What you do?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I did the bikini area about twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh perfect, you're a great answer. You're a great answer.
How much how much did you how much did you
get rid of down there?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Not a whole lot. It's more of a landing strip type.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh okay, so you got like a little Chaplin mustache.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, now what do you got?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
What do you got?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
She said?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So okay, landing strip? But it comes up here a
little bit. Hey, so great, that's great, that's great. You
got rid of a lot. Hey, what is the So
let me ask you this. When you first got it,
you loved it, right, you would look at it in
the mirror and be like, this is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I still love it. You do still love it to
this day. I would have no regrets. In fact, this
conversation made me think I might go back, just because
as I got older, there's some extra strays I guess
with hormone changes. So yeah, I love.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It when you say extra straights? Is it like the
Jewish grandmother who all of a sudden has that one
eye eyebrow that comes.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Out about four feet long like a chin hair?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Pretty much? Pretty much?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hey? So but now can I can I ask how
old you are?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I am going to be forty seven?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Okay? And you but you said you have no regrets
twenty five years later about what you did?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
None?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Zero. You want to go in for a little touch up?
Do you do? You think it's sixty? You'll be like,
I should I should have more hair on that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Thing, not at all. In fact, I'm a nurse and
I have taken care of older women and that there's
just no no.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Wait, you've taken care of vulgar women that have no
hair or that have hair.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, I mean hair is a funny thing as you.
I mean again, with the hormone changes, your hair changes,
all your hair changes.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So they should be bald' no, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Not saying they should be bald. I just think it
should be a non question.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh all right, we did a whole segment. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you, thank you, ma'am, thank you.
I am. Because the author that you read and he
had to paraphrase because you couldn't read for FCC rules,
what they actually wrote is being accused by some listeners
of being an agist. Wait, who the author? Do you
(12:18):
have the age on the author? Did you say that
not quite sixty yet? Right?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But that could mean they're in their forties. We don't know, though,
are you.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It says in my thirties, so I know that they're
older than thirty and has been getting it done. I
got married in my forties, and to be honest, I
never even asked my husband what he thought about it.
The regret has nothing to do with him. And it's
not like I spent a lot of time looking at
myself naked and worrying. When I really think of a
(12:48):
beautiful woman looks like she does have some hair covering her.
It's more womanly. Maybe with age, I'm getting a little
more traditional, But honestly, that was probably always my beauty sting.
And I just think I got swept up in all
of it. I'm guessing they're in their fifties.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
So she goes on to say that personally, it is
because she doesn't find her skin to be as plump
or firm down there as it used to be, and
a little more hair would be nice.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well hello, drupery dog.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But for her, that is that's the reason. So it's
all she wants.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It is a little bit of a smoke screen, a
hair screen that's called a hair neck.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, okay, but I mean, but was it was it
Toya who said that? Also, like it changes a little
bit a little it's aging.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, happens to everybody, Yes, of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Line eight, Hi elliot in the morning, Hey, good morning, Hey,
who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
This is Katie from Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hey Katie, yes, you got all done.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I am fully lasered front to back. I will never
regret it because that means I will never have Gray Pubes.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Elliott, but let me ask you this. Let me ask
you this. So you got everything like they did. They
got they got inside the they got inside the crack,
they got it all around the front, they got everything.
Oh no, oh, I lost her.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
No, she just wanted to deliver her line and then
Mike drop.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, but I was gonna say she doesn't want Gray Pubes.
I understand that. But this woman was saying it wasn't
the pubes, It was just kind of the aging.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
It was the skin itself. The Mon's pubis.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Stop, you make it sound so disgusting. Well, how do
you describe that area if there's no pubic here, how
do you describe it that part of the body.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
You can still say pubic area. Yeah, it's better than
Mon's Pubis.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Everyone knows exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, they don't actually nice Mon's Pubis. You use that
in a complimentary sense. I told you I'm at the bar. Hey,
who wants to get with my Mon's pubis? Diane? How
would you describe it if you went to the doctor
and said, look at you had like a look at
my Say you're at the dermatologist and there's something in
(15:24):
that area that you want them to check on.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
How would you describe what's going on?
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I would say pubic area, but that could be like
the inner thigh. They'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That ain't your pubic area, No, that's your inner thigh.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
You can differentiate there.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
You get out of the shower and hide your inner thigh. No,
where's the tick. Oh, it's my pubic area. I'm pulling
off your underwear. I'm not looking at your inner thigh.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I thought it was more like growin based when you
said pue.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are okay, groin is even better than mon's pubis well, groin.
That's too general. Oh so, if I'm being honest, men
have groins.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Okay, you think that's more of a male thing.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yes, that's a male term or a way to describe. Yeah,
like it's in my groin, Yeah, could be, the twig,
could be, the berries could be.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Doctors would still say.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Tainted, noaint. So if a woman is complaining of groin pain,
you discount it, say crotch or Cooter.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Saying that to the doctor. You know, it's it's it's
a little uncomfortable for me to say this.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
But but what yes, go ahead, where's your pain? Cooter