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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stressed about Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
My locker test is, right, right, right?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Yeah, No, I'm very stressed about that because I don't know,
like I've gotten very little information.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, is that like fasting or does that matter?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
For people that don't know what the locker test is,
are you gonna at some point before Friday talk about it?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh yeah? Oh so so Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So here's here's the schedule for the rest of the week, right,
And this isn't on me.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is no, it's not on me. That's not on me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So Diane needs off on Friday, right, And because what
is Martley doing. She's moving into an apartment or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's got to be out of the dorm, but then
moves into an apartment.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So Diane, Diane required us to take Friday off. And
so I was like, Okay, I'm open on Friday. And
so Alan May was has been up my ass to
go take the locker test. Craig Lachlan obviously because he
had his procedure this year, so he did the exact
same test, and it was when the capitals were in Tampa,
(00:59):
which is where this facility is where Alan May is
like a part of it and knows all the owners
and stuff like that. So Alan May has been up
my ass to get it done. So I was like, Allan,
I can't just leave and go get it done. So
when it turned out that Diane needed to take Friday
off and was causing us to miss a day that,
I was like, Okay, I'll go down tomorrow when I
(01:20):
get off the air, and then I'll take the test
early Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So I wrote to Alan. I was like, Hey, what
do I need to do? And he was like, here's
the address. Just show up at nine o'clock on Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, yeah, but it doesn't say like what am I
supposed to do ahead of time?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Can you say, like, okay, do I need to be fasting?
Am I supposed to drink a bunch of water before
the test?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't know what to do. I sent Alan a
test to say are you even going to be there?
And he was see, he doesn't know yet, he doesn't know.
He's got no idea. So I did send him a
note and then I was like, maybe I should call
locker and see what he had to do.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But I don't know. I don't know what Locker's doing.
I know then Allan will be him here for Yeah,
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I reached out to a friend of mine who
lives in Tampa, and I was like, Hey, I'll get
in Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Let's go to dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I should go get a big dinner. Well that be
your last supper that no, that's what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He was like, listen, I'll pick you up at the
at the hotel and then let's go out. We'll have
some dinner, we'll go sight seeing, and we'll go run
around Ebor City and have a couple of drinks. And
I was like, that's awesome. I don't know if I
can drink. Why wouldn't I be able to?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm testing is odd that they really want your body.
It's just flushed the oh I flush it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
So I don't know what to do. So when I
asked Alan, I was like, hey, what do I do?
He sent me the address and said go there at
nine o'clock and then I had to set up some
portal or something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Diane, you don't even know what you're looking at.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I just did a quick google on prep for full body.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Stand by the way, I just said one last time,
can I just mention I would not be we would
not be off on Friday. But this is on Diane, right,
this is this is how the whole thing started.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Anyway, go ahead?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Did Diane's not fully admitting that that is true? Absolutely
abs it's weird, Like, no, this is true. Take the
blame here.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
My hands are tied. I can't just push this off
all off on Scott.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, no, nobody here, nobody here is arguing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Now if I come back with stage four cancer of something,
that'll be my fault.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, I wouldn't have gotten the test smoke.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
In the studio years ago, so some of the suggestions.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The other thing.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Alan goes, hey, for the portal stuff, you have to
fill this out? Can I tell him ahead of time?
He says, do you smoke? I was like, Jesus, soundly,
you've known me for twenty years. Why don't you tell
me what I do? I was like, oh, lie, Like,
I'll tell you whatever you want to hear.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Now, this is saying avoids strenuous exercise for six to
twelve hours prior to the scan.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm good, I'm not running to Tampa.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Avoid alcohol and caffeine for twenty four hours prior.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, zero chance that's happened.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Here you go, there's your answer.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Though, No, no, but but this isn't the test that
I'm taking. This isn't the test that I'm taking.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
How is she?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, she doesn't know it.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Just I just put in it's a generic prep for
full body scan, just to see.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
One is generic. This one isn't generic.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's a full body scan.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yes, yeah, but it's not like the dumb one that
you hear advertised.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well beyond you haveing no information.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
They definitely are partners with the Tampa Bay Times and
other media outlets. Who's that they advertise?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh they do?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yes? Does it show Allen May as a spokesperson for them?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah? No, he's like he knows all the people.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What does it say he did something with top with it?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Who did? Hell?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is the son of a bitch? No wonder he's busy?
Wait did he really?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No kidding? Oh well that's not good.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Why, Well to get the word.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Out, Yeah, but I don't want him cheating on me.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The the wait, so what does it say there?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I have to go in that machine.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I don't know. You're the one that should have looked
at their website.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I know nothing. I don't even know the name of
a place. Oh, elliott I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I know the address match up here with contact us.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Wait where's the wait right there? Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's me. That's me.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Good.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah. The I don't know how close that is to
the hotel.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I also don't know how close it is to Ibor
City where I will be out on Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Building kind of looks like the radio station.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
The Oh, that's that's how Alan knows where to go. Yeah,
it does a little bit. It does. Oh, very excited.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And I understand and it's understandable. That's your little apprehensive.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well I told Alan, what if I end up with
bad news, Like I don't want bad news, and so
he said, well, you're not gonna end up with bad news.
Think of it as just getting peace of mind. I
was like, oh, I like that. But then it seems
like a wasted trip to go all the way down
I'm there to find out nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Are you kidding me? That sounds like a celebration.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Then I'll go.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Then I'll go out again on to Ebor city. I'll
just tell him, hey, hold my spot, I'll be right back. So, yes,
that's what's That's so, I get my locker test on
on Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
But hasn't Alan had this test too?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, he's had it like Eddie Oulchek had it.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Didn't didn't Alan. That's why Alan went to radio or
TV and talked about it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So, oh, yeah, no, he's done, and Alan's all healthy.
I was like, Jesus Christ, dude, you spent your whole
life fighting. How are you healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And I'm not? But I don't know that I'm not.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Diane, watch me come back with such a beautiful, clean
bill of healthy.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I hope. So now everyone that's taken it has talked
about how it saved their lives, including Alan.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, you know what.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You know what Alan said he did after he took
his He started eating cleaner.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What year did he do this test?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I have no idea. I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
He said that, and he also prioritizes sleep more in
his life.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So we know that it doesn't completely rule out beer
even if they do find something.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, no, no, you're good to go. You're good to go.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So so I am a little on edge about the
test on excuse me, on the test on Friday. Yeah,
so I am a little on edge about it. M
does it say no drinking the night before?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh my god, that's what If you mentioned this is
their w f l A right if you wait, if
I mentioned who who, do you have to mention?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
No, you have to mention who is? Who is? Oh?
Bloom TV.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I don't know who blooms it's like Bloomberg or something.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's it's I think it's something they did with like
the local affiliate with FLA's NBC.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll mention them.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, oh well just mentioned Chris cor two.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Off. I will I'll say this. I will say this
the uh and I know my bragging. I am getting
it for free? What? Yeah, I am getting it for free.
That because Alan Allen's concerned about my health. So he
was like, I'll give it to you for free.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm concerned at the FTC and I'll.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Tell you that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's why he doesn't take the training.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I don't know. I didn't know. I don't know. If
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
If Locker got it for free, it cast him an
arm and a leg afterwards the I'm sure, I'm sure
that heart surgery wasn't cheap.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
The Elliot what he had heart surgery, he had it.
What do you want from me?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And he's doing great?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yes, and that's gonna be me.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I did send Alan a note asking that if things
go wrong, if he would type up Elliott's strong buttons
for me, that they could wear on my God.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So I'm all in.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
But then I thought, I hope he can spare the
time from his button making comic con appearances to help
you out.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So yeah, well, Diane, well, Diane's gallivanting, gallivanting. I will
be knee deep in a serious medical procedure.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
By the way. You know how long it takes.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's very quick. It's very quick fast. I think Alan
said it's done in like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Now there may be like full body the well, Diane,
it just goes and then it goes down sometimes.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
But you know, like when you've had like MRIs in
the past where you have to lay in that tube
for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
But I'm not getting a feel like an hour. Yeah,
oh yeah, no, Amriight. They're usually just under an hour.
They're usually just under an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I asked Alan, how quickly would I know, like if
I've got like the Locker syndrome, And he's what, why is.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
That that's what he had? He did not have the Locker.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No, so anyway, so anyway, the he said that I
won't know my results until early next week, like Tuesday, Wednesday,
unless there's a major heart issue.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh and then they'll know right surgery right away.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
The well, I even said, like, will I be able
to like Locker flew back, like will I be able
to come back? And he was like, well, you'll know
about your heart before you leave. I was like, my
heart's good, My heart's fine. Yeah, so that'll be good.
All right, I'll try to track Locker down today.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
It's see, yeah, I don't see any like major like
preparation that you have to do.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And if I get hospitalized there, I already have a
like I have a friend there that could come visit me,
So that part's good. The yeah, Alison will be She'll
bring me Shipley's and then uh, oh you know who
you know who else could come visit me? Halpern Yeah, yeah, right,
although he's probably out interviewing for jobs somewhere I'll be like, oh, Jeff,
I'm having a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh that's true, Diane, you got a lot riding on
this thing. You got a ton riding.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
On this.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I feel like Diana and I are the Rizzlies.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I hope we get pardons.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Where's my hat?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So anyway, Yes, that's what's going that's what's going on.
That's that's why. That's what.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So Diane needed off on Friday, and so that's why.
Which is good, Which is good for the rest of
his life for time.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh, I'm worried about the test.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What are you worried for?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I have a lot writing on your health.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But I do feel good. I feel fantastic.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I thought the results would be pretty like instant. Like
you said, it's a bad thing. But isn't that going
to make you on edge till the beginning of next week?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, because as long as your heart school, I don't
care about anything else. Yeah, like, what else are they
going to say?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You have a lot of other organs?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The yeah? But so what are they going to say?
My spleen is bad?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Blockage, mockage, shig deal.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And then I'll do I'll do an organ drive or
something like that Elliott.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Strong, Roll up your sleeves.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't need blood, diet. You don't know, blood cake.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
If they need blood or a sample of urine or fecal.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Right, Oh, I just give my underwear.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Uh, sir, you don't have to be nigga for this stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Just take Locker said, just take it.