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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is it against the law if I wanted to use
If I don't want to use my toilets, I only
want to piss and crap in buckets.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Outside my house. Is that against the law?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It turns into a has map, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Well, first, I'm assuming that you're you're not just out
in the open using the buckets.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You sit outside, like in your yard.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's definitely in my someone saw you
could see. That would be an issue the decent exposure. Okay,
but what if? What if?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
But if you have like a privacy screen, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
A privacy screen, or I kind of hunch myself back
behind a like a like by a like fencing where
nobody can see.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think you can do that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You're allowed to just dump and piss in a bucket.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Dogs do.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Oh that's a good point. They go in the backyard
and you clean it up. But they go in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What do I have to do with it to dispose
of it? Say, flee?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah? Well no, can I just leave it there? People
let dogs crap in their backyard.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They never die it up.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's not against the law.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I guess the curbing laws don't have to do
with your private backyard, although it may become an issue
if you've started, if you have mounds of dog poo,
then maybe somebody could come in and say this is
now a health hazard, like Diane wondered.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So there's a there's a neighborhood in Virginia. There is
a huge fight going on because people can't take the smell.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
How it's that bad? Oh from do do?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So? I'm sorry from do do the Okay? Can we
talk like adults.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
From feces.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And piss not their son's friend.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, if he's listening, not you pissed?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
This isn't his doing. I'm assuming No.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So there's this one house right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And you know where in Virginia the.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'll find it, I'll find it. People have had enough
of a nearby home. So anyway for years and the
person who owns the house like has a bunch of
people that are always over and everybody goes in the buckets.
No one uses to everybody goes in the buckets. The
(02:24):
one thing that's not clear because you brought up I mean,
this has been going on for six years anyway. The
the what's wrong the you you brought up like going,
I don't they're not clear in here. If they're going
in the house and carrying the buckets outside, or if
they're going outside in the buckets, what's wrong. Oh, this
smells so bad. Gotta get this outside. People say they can't.
(02:46):
The the neighborhood stinks. The whole neighborhood. I mean those
that are within, like they said, in the morning, like
when the sun's coming up, and kind of that dew
is heavy, not the dew, not the do do but
like the thedew exactly like the outside do the dew on.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
A lily a How humid it was this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You think about that weighing down on your piss and
on your tish. They said. The whole neighborhood stinks. They said,
at one point earlier this year, or maybe it was
late last year, Hasmat came out and they took away
thirty to forty buckets of human waste.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And that's all there is. They don't have, no no
the house, everything else. It looks like Lily Pulletzer lives there.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh, here's the video of it. Okay, a lot of flies.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Every fly in Virginia is at this house. But they
but so they One of the people were told you
should move and they were like, who's buying my house? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh wait, wait, so in the news reporting on it
in the background, is that somebody bringing a bucket out
of the house. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
By the way, this reporter, you'll see he does this a.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Couple of times because to swat away a flyer because
of the smell.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Bally, go back, go back, go back, Diane. You see
that she's got a bucket of human waste right there.
First of all, put on a bra, honey, So she
did go inside the house. That answers your question, big
old fat titties, Elliotts stay again, Elliott's what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So maybe maybe maybe that's so, maybe that gets away
from the the the illegal like nudity.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well you said there are guests that are having to
do it as well. Though, oh yeah, it is something
wrong with their plumbing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I don't know. I have no idea. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
My neighbor put an old mattress on the side of
their house yesterday and I lost my mind.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It was one mattress.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now my neighbors had My neighbors had a mattress in
their your for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dragged out to the curb for garbage this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, like right by the I mean it's closer to
the curb. It's not like it's in the middle. But yeah,
he's got it out there. It's gross looking.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, but my mom's here.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh well, you know it was great quick side story. So,
uh does everybody who go in and out of this house?
Are they just fat?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We had neighbor. Yeah, she's complaining how she can't sell
her house.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Sorry, maybe they told her blended.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
We had people over, and so my mom was going
to meet their children, right, and this family told their
children they have to be on their best behavior ever
because the reason Tyler is the way he is is
also here.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It was hysterical. That's good. Wait, so this lady isn't
carrying a bucket.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
No, she was talking to they're the neighbors. Oh okay,
so there is some other trash. I see that on
their uh on there by the way.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'll say this, the trash isn't that bad, Like they
make a big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Ane, that's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It is this scene worse that house in Florida. We
have not that bad.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yes, when you bring up that house.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's not I know, this wouldn't even bother Remember there
was a lane to that. Yeah, exactly. This doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You have barely any cars.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Say again barely. Their cars are in use and they
able to be driven. Well, yeah, but you know I'm
not I'm not putting the waist in there. The biggest
problem with this house is the smell. There's forty buckets
of piss and crap sitting outside.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Do they explain why? At any point do the neighbors
think they know why? What is the situation in that home?
Should we be concerned about the homeowner?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
They said that whoever whoever owns the house, that these
people are helping them. I don't know. I don't know
if the if the person I say, guy, you could
be a woman, could be a couple, if they're old,
If they are something else is going on. I have
no idea. I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
This is the neighbor speaking. You never know what you're
dealing with.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
There's some stuff I just don't want to see, like
people squatting next to my house, peeing with their pants down.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh so that's outside.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well yeah, but then we saw that big gal walk
in a bucket out and wait, which one? Now?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They said that there are people who live like a
block away, who can smell it?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh my god, what a block away?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, and they could smell it.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
My mom and I can't even open the windows because
of this. You don't want to smell rotten garbage, and
you definitely don't want to smell human feces.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, and again, the feces wouldn't be that bad, but
the piss hits it. And that's a recipe for.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Ugh, like you're in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's the quote, Elliott. I'm not guessing. No, it's horrible.
It's horrible. So I know that they're trying. This has
been going on for six years, so they're trying. What's wrong, Diana, Well,
they're finally going to court to try to see if there's,
if there's anything more that the county can do. But
if don't you think if the county could do something,
(08:25):
they would, Well, what was the intervention with the hazmat suits?
Set bats? Who went to pick up the original thirty
to forty buckets of waste?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But who sent them?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I think just after the complaints.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh okay, so it wasn't done through the court system.
I don't think so, or is that, like you you
literally did somebody hire like.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh, oh, god, ja, I don't know. I don't know.
Neighbors says they are begging the county to do something
about the problem, but there's been no solution. Some have
told her to move, but she's like, I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
How many homes are in this neighbor. It looks like
quite a few are close together, but how far? How
big is this block?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Not bigger than the circumference of smell?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
He said that the I I'll smell it here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
A community community development director said the county sent people
in hazmat suits back on May twelfth to collect thirty
to forty buckets of human theces from outside the home. However,
the neighbors the girl that I saw with the titty tat,
it's putty tat. No, it's a titty tat. She got
(09:36):
a big old tattoo. She's wearing a tank top. She's
a big girl, but she's wearing a tank top. But
you could see she got a titty tat. Mike Jones
has a titty tat of a cat. He's got a
putty cat. Titty yeat is Sylvester. But they said the
buckets are already back out there. One person said to us,
(09:59):
it's becoming a health hazard. To us, No done, but
it must not be illegal or else something would happen.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Just like the mattress that's next to my house this morning.
This is putting it in perspective for others from Instagram.
I thought my neighbors outside shoe wreck was an eyesore.
This is next level. And the shoes where maybe they
smell enough?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, they the whole neighborhood's not smelling because of a
shoe wreck.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's no such thing as a shoe that smells like that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, no, I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And also, can I again I hate being so empathetic culturally?
Do they keep their shoes outside or do they just
leave their shoes outside? You know what? The new me
don't care? Get them inside trash? Where am I going
mine too?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Elliot the morning out? Hello? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I don't want to say my name, But my neighbor
in Spotsylvania County doesn't happen or plumbing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So your neighbor in Spotsylvania County goes in buckets. They
have an outhouse.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
An outhouse okay, oh, it's better than an outside bucket dude.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
But what uh uh uh, because it's a tiny shed
around here.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yes, at least it's it's covered in a way.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I've never I've never been to an outhouse, Is that true?
I don't think i've ever my The first thing that
comes to mind, No, never mind, Elliott, don't say it
was it slump Dog Millionaire where the guy falls in.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right, that's the first thing that comes to mind with
an outhouse where it just falls, not like falls like
a waterfall or piss fall the but that that's the
first thing that comes to mind. I don't think I've
ever used an outhouse. I know I haven't, but I'm
being told in Spotsylvania County it's very common for people
to just go in bucket.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
He's like, whoaa, not common.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I bet that person's not the only one who has
neighbors who are going in bucket.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Who has an outhouse?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'll tell you what. No outhouses in Arlington, Nope. Lots
about d'arpieing hover.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
That may be the one time you're accurate, La that
your county doesn't have something.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
We don't have any outhouses. I've never seen an outhouse,
have you been? I'm sorry, say again.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Hello, Hello Elliott.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
This is Ruthie. I'm calling from Washington, DC. Yes, ma'am,
I talked to you when I was seventy nine. Now
I'm eighty four.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I've been talked to you in five years, Yes, Ruthie.
And how old are you now?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I'm still going.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Let's not uh, let's not go another five if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yes, I certainly will. But there had there was a
neigh of mine. His mother died, and he had the house,
and he had rumors he would take the toilet up
at night till they couldn't use it and throw all
the pieces.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And things in the backyard.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
So their neighbors got together and had a meeting with
the council, and the councilor could dim the house.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh? How bad that house?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Healths It was a health hazard. It smelled the whole
two blocks up.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
What is uh? What is today's date, Ruthie?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Today is the nine of Dunes two O two five.
You want to know who the president is?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, I know who the president is.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
There for your cognitive testing, No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Testing the player in tennis.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
The president of the boat on the client.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wait, I'm supposed to Are you the one I'm supposed
to play in tennis?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
No, I'm too old for that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Was I ever?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Maybe she was when she was five years years ago?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wait five years ago? Was I supposed to play you
in tennis? No?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I've never played?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
For five years, Elliott, I wanted to come to the
Clives deal, but I got sick and I couldn't come.
I really wish I would. I wanted to meet you
because I I've listened to your show for years.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I love Hey, let me ask.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Me more things. In eighty four years, I've learned more
knowledge from your show than I did in school.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh yeah, No, Ruthi's all into shallow shallowing now.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yes, so it's been a joy for him. I hope
I can get to.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Five years right right down. What is today's June ninth? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh, today is six.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Nine, Ruthie, today is six nine.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I guess you hadn't talked to Kristen yet today. I
had not not even made so many six nine references
in the office this morning.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
She's off brand. I know, Ruthie, a.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Lady didn't do that back in the day.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Uh huh, No, No, you didn't even talk about sex
back in my day.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's right, and now we won't stop. Ruthie.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, look, the young ladies are going out here would
have neckad when they come out to the house. They
don't even lean nothing to the imagination of a man anymore.
They come out the house just went underwear on.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
His raw right on. Hey, listen, we've made advancements, Ruthie.
Shut up, Ruthie. Every this is our new thing. Every
every June ninth. I want to hear from you. I said, okay,
write that down your shirt.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Send me your shirt so I can have a shirt
one day to receive you. Walk because I really wanted
to see you walk. I've never seen you in all
he is.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I have listened.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
All right.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get you
as small that way. If you just walk out and
you're underwear, people be able to see it. Make joy.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I enjoy your show.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You send us a picture, yes, hold on one second?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
All right, I certainly well show you a picture of
me then and.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Now all right, very good? Hold on one second, hold on, no,
don't hang up, don't hang up.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Hold on one okay, yeah, hold on one second.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Love her. By the way, happy anniversary to rick Lebenthal. Well,
I mean they're divorced.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Now, this is not him and Kelly's.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, but before that.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
June ninth, June night, happy anniversary for your divorce.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, but I remember, we don't know. I don't know
Kelly Dodd. I don't know Kelly Dodd's anniversary.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
From Blue Sky River Rights, there are there are full
towns in Maryland that don't have indoor plumbing. Where out
towards the Mason Dixon whole town's riots.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No way, they built a whole new housing community, but
they didn't.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Community.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, oh, come to a brand new van Meter community.
But we found we found the savings only outhouses, but
enjoyed this complimentary van Meter bucket.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Four bedrooms, no baths.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And Kristen's wondering if this family.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'm telling this family, it was so weird.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That is what is the family in Virginia Amish? No,
they're just disgusting. Do Amish not use toilets? Kristen, why
are you saying no?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
She said, they have outhouses.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
That's that new Van Meter Amish community. And from Instagram, Oh,
here we are. But I just watched the video of
a woman walking out of a house with a bucket
of piss and crap.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I know we just bought by Jebediah on the lake.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wait, I'm sorry, Yes, Ty, it's a follow up on
the shoes. Oh, you know, come to think of it,
they're totally strewn across the place. Sometimes it makes me
wonder why there's even a racket all. So he's now
talked himself up into thinking maybe it'd be better if
it was buckets of fe sus.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
But remember Sheriff Bob when I lived in Only, he
was mad at the Asian family because they kept their
shoes outside and he wanted.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
To write them up with the HOA. I was like, dude,
you can't do that. So we're just waiting on the
courts now for June thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
There's a hearing about the thirty to forty buckets this Friday.
The yeah, Friday the thirteenth. Oh, maybe they'll delay it. Oh,
let's it's been six years. The that's the part that's
hard to believe. Could you imagine buckets of piss and
crap for six years?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
But is that partially on the neighbors. Did they not
say something immediately? They kind of let it go.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know what, I'm gonna let it go until it
really smells the entire neighborhood really nice. Otherwise you like me,
complain immediately. And remember, for those of you that listen
on DC one to one, what happens at three o'clock today?
What Mike Jones with his putty cat titty tat he'll
(19:34):
be on.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
He's a looney tune himself.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
He also sent a picture to Kristen let's get pantomiming
like six' nine at the bowling.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Alley it's.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
WEIRD i don't. KNOW i don't know what happened to
her this. WEEKEND i could.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Guess all, right quick, break we come, back let's do some,
news give you some. Cash, wait what are you showing me?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Now it is actually someone's anniversary that's, Listening thank, You Rick, Levenhal,
no that was an Ex it Is hugh and missus
Jan vani's twenty fourth. Anniversary they got married on six.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Nine was?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Intentional don't or is that just a saturday?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
We?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Needed, like, well no Because like, ruthie said sixt' nine
wasn't a thing. BACK then i don't know when it became.
A Thing so, june ninth twenty or two thousand. And, one,
yeah okay sixty nine was definitely a thing in two thousand.
And one? Done, It.
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Speaker 2 (20:51):
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Speaker 4 (20:54):
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Speaker 3 (20:54):
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Speaker 2 (20:55):
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