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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I feel like there was a I don't want
to say a long standing but kind of a an
ongoing well not even an anger, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Just kind of like thing. But I feel like that
really simmered down and things were.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good, right, Yeah, but boy did he come right back
in with a big fire poker and start sparking things
up again. So let me tell you this, al Toido,
you can go to hell. I guess al Toito's in Cancun.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I saw that, what are you filming.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Another A list movie?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Can't a man take a vacation?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The oh from all this work? Oh, I've been on stage.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Now you're getting personal anyway, Oh, I'm getting personal. He
believes he found can Coon Elliott. That does not look
like me, Diane too hard, that does.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not look like me?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I sid ex, excuse me?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That looks nothing like me.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, so he thought when he presented the evidence, it
would be received differently.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That looks nothing like me, Diane, Please here, I'll turn sideways.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You don't have the double chin, thank you. But there
is okay, but there is a there is some resemblance.
Same color, same like coloring.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Color hair show everybody who's got black hair. Well, then
you know what, I guess I look like Leon Harris.
He's got black hair.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right, let me put it up on the big screen,
because that does not on the computer.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm siding with Diane.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What that it doesn't look like? It does not, well,
because you just not. It does not even with longer hair.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can you not remember a week ago when you had
longer hair?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Also, I don't wear sunglasses up on top of my head.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh, it looks even more like you on the TV, Diane.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That does not look like me.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It kind of does, no.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Do you think he's pointing out the guy in the
back in the in the peach color the hair on Okay, okay,
just making sure because the guy in the foreground looks
like you.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
By the way, the guy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
In the background looks more like me than the guy's No,
that that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You know who that looks right, Altido? Oh my god, no,
more like him than me. This now, I don't want
so excited. I look like Leon Harris. We both have
black hair.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
But I don't want anyone to get confused. Because there
was a message early this morning. Let me scroll down here,
and we did not address it at the time, but
somebody thought based on the way your microphone sounded that
you were in a different city today.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, no, what's wrong with my microphone? So you're not
in Cankun? No, I'm not in king Kun. Where was it?
And they did say it sounded like you were Does
my microphone sound different today?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't think it did.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think I sound as good as I always do.
That you were remote this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Actually, I gotta be honest. I feel like I sound
better than I do most days. I feel like my
talking has been good.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, they weren't commenting on what you were saying. Hey,
you got what it sounded like.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Colin's a little sweaty had to run across the street
for the high Biscus team.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Does he think it looks like you did?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Call it?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Where'd he go?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He was walking down the hall? Oh Colin, come here
real quick, real quick? No, no, no, you're fine. Does
that look like me?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes? Or no? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Then?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So that's three?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes? No, way, it does not? It does not. I
don't see it.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Kristen says, yes, christ hasn't said anything.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She can't see it because she may split dump your coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, you may splits, non tie because it's now three nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Who's the three? Colin said no.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No, he laughed and said no, but then he backtracked
and said, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hi, Kristen, how are you good? Good? Do you see
the picture al Toyo sent that?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
So when I saw it yesterday I laughed because I'm like,
how does this look like Elliott? You done?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Because the sunglasses make it look like a little bow
on his head.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Right, I wear neither sunglasses nor bows on top of
my head.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I wore a bow once in a stage production of
Pippy Long Stalking.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
And the hair is long, thank you, and the man
is a bit larger, right.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you? Because thank you, thank you, thank you. Don't
have to say light like that. But yes, yes, I.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Could see maybe like a year plus ago.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh it was we gov a week ago? No, a
year ago, No, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But not to that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It looks like me.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
The face resembles you, and the hair resembles the hair
is just longer in the back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That does not look like me? Is it because the
guy's younger? But also the long here. Elliott many times
in his life has had long hair, including a week ago.
But but you've had it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Remember what we did the that very long We talked
about the photo with Soul Asylum.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, it was very long. But during the pre down
the back of my middle of my back.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The hair should you over the course of any period
of time that you go to swing haircut.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That does not your hair gets that long?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This doesn't your wife hate it? Yes, but that does not.
My wife hates me. Does she find this guy attractive? No? No,
why it does. She's attracted to me, not to this
guy who doesn't look like scouts on or from Kristen Here.
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
This is when I have a I want to say something.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh, yes, I bettle recogn like this was taking pictures
of the dappel gangers that aren't doppel gangers.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Does he have food in his mouth? That doesn't sound
anything like I'll.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tell you I don't have food in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But I also don't have a brain in my head,
and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
That I bet if Hugh got rid of this man's
double chin and removed like who you? Oh, okay, but
I'm saying if he got rid of the double.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Chack, then maybe Josh can hold me up on a sign. No,
you're giving people idea.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
But if he got rid of the chin, gave the
man a little bit of a haircut, then he would
look like you identic.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So, in other words, you have identical.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Excuse me, In other words, I have to change everything
about him to make him look like you.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
You're not you're you're you're slimming his jaw line and
giving you shorter hair.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
That's not changing a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's like taking Brendan Fraser in the whale. It's just going.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All we got to do is just shape his face
up and change his hair, or you know what, let's
start with the guy that I look like Leon Harris.
Some some slight alterations and we're identical.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Come on, implament to you, Elliott for every suit that
how you look?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now, thank you? How about we don't change anything. I
admit that it looks exactly like this looks more like
Elliott than the Manassas guy.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The Yeah, well, no, no, no, they're both No.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're both misses. They're both misses. Okay, yes, I get
that a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Okay, there's the reason the Manasas Guy's picture has been
around so long.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
What do you mean, Yeah, because it looks like he's
also Peter Fender. I don't see it. I don't see it.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, the listeners agree to disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And I hope for al Toyito's next movie he's playing
BL's above because he can go to hell.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's a good.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well how long did it take you to come up
with that?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Off the top of my head? Some people think you're
being so defensive. It is actually god, okay, good, where
were you this weekend? They're good?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know what, I hope they all send me pictures
and what I'll do is I'm going to compare them
to somebody that looks nothing like them, and when they
go that doesn't look like me, I'll be.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Like, oh, Dot protested too much now. Selena says, oh,
then Shakespeare al Toyto. Selena says, Hey, Elliott, at least
you're in can Coon. I'm not. I'm in Rockville better
than can Kon.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
By the way, By the way, did you just see
and I don't think it was al Toyto? Did you
just see the person who got shot up on the beach.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There and can Coon? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Another thing they think, so dudes on the just on
the beach, What was the name of the what was
the name of the place the guy was.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The hotel Rio r I U are you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you the hotel? We you can't. Coon.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
A man was shot dead on the sands of the
luxury resort Beach. A violent scene unfolded when two gunmen
on foot and two gunmen on jet skis approached the
man in front of the five star Mexican hotel. What's
a five star hotel in CanCon?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's quite very nice. No way, Why do you think
Cancon's a dump?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Can't?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Coon's nice?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They shot him multiple times. Currently, no word on the
victim's identity other than a T shirt that said dope
sick stuck on him or why I didn't wish death
on him? You petty, I'm not petty. You know who's
petty al toydo? No, you know who's petty al toydo.
He's just taking pictures of Rando's somebody who's got darker
(10:32):
hair and is white and is like, oh, this looks
like Elliott.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Doppelganger.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Doppelganger, You've never taken a photo of a stranger to
show somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yes, but not saying it's a doppelganger. Don't go to Facebook.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Randall says this is absolutely hilarious because it absolutely looks
like Elliott.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Currently, no word on the victim's identity. A thirty year
old man was pronounced edit the scene.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Officers with the Tourist Police Ministry were reportedly the first
to arrive tend to the man to call for paramedics.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
By the time they got there, he was dead.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The gunman took off, running through the beach area through
the neighboring Dreams Hotel. The suspects were wearing black shirts
and black or dark Bermuda shorts.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
How about that dude got blown away on the beach.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yes, and we just don't want to confuse people with
the story. Is that the photo has nothing to do
with that story? Now that just can coon? Also, yeah,
is it throwing you off? This is according to Facebook
also which again I wouldn't go on to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But are they at least saying the guys sexy Josh Josh?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, No, this isn't. This isn't. Dun't let me shoehorn
my way into this. No, this is not.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You already brought him up. You're the one he can.
He now gets to respond because you mentioned.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Respond to what I didn't say anything. Yes, you made
fun of his son. Yeah, oh no, this is not
that Josh another Josh em but not ours? Right?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Is it throwing you off? Because this guy's freshly shaven.
I shaved yesterday, but you often let it grow out.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yes, I do. Yeah, No, that's not throwing me off.
You know what's throwing me off. Doesn't look like me.
That's what's throwing me off.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Now, Donnie says, this is absolutely what Elliott looks like
at the end of a vacation.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Some salty marks.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Where am I going?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh, here's here's speaking of names. Here we go similar names.
Here's Elliott to teas.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Dude. Okay, Ellie? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What no, because that's just you know what that is.
That's people just trying to get under my skin, and
you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It ain't working. A lot of Spider Man memes, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, these are just you know what these are, Diane
t r l l s, trolls trying to get under
my skin. And I'm sure I forgot the o rights
an do al toy dope.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That was another good one. That was a sharp thing.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You're on fire.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
And the saddest part is he's had a whole day
to come up with the Yeah, but you think I
sat around going like, let me come up with some things.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yes, No, I didn't yes on your reaction because I
gotta be honest. I thought everybody would go. Al toy
do is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You say all the time that you want people to
bring the show on vacation with him, think about us
when they travel.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes, he is what you ask of him. That's not me.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
He can't help where he was seated.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Also, this it looks like a dumpy restaurant this guy
may have. That's where all toido weeds.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Turn and the full on frontal look nothing like you
but the face, but the profile it's a dead ringer.
And it also looks like this is exactly where I
think Diane sort of alludes to this.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You you don't.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Love sunscreen, and he has been burnt under the eyes
on the nose where you often.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Show the most dampaged. Yeah, it's it's it's accurate. It
looks like such a dump the place I've never been.
I would never go to Cancun. I would never go.
I mean, that's the other problem. It can't be me.
I would never go to CanCon.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now that being said, Al towyto's not saying it is me,
just that it's oh, look up how to say it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, everybody online, I haven't seen any support for you.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm not asking for support. I'm not asking for anybody
to support me. I don't need support. I just need
people to be honest.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm trying to find one person for you that's on
your side and being honest, because the people who say
it doesn't look like you are lying.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You've got potential. Where am I going? Line two? I
will say that Hello Elliot, Hey morning, Hey, who's this?
It's nick and Richmond does How does can Kuon Elliott
compare to caricature Elliott? Can cot not? Can Coon? Caricature
(15:38):
Elliott far looks more like me? Then? Can't Coon Elliott
does not look like me? I do like that we
have coined that nickname though. What's that?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh that we're just now referring to him as canker
On Elliott. Oh like, now we all know who we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is perfect. No, it's not for you. Yeah it
is that looks nothing, Alie, Oh my god, it is perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
First of all, No, Diane, who posted this?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
This is Pappy Okay, Pappy show your face. You've met
him multiple times?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It doesn't even mean I think he actually is posting
a photo from an event he was at and he took.
I don't. I don't see it. I don't see it.
What do you think is the feature most unlike you?
All of it? No, pick one thing in particular, well define,
(16:36):
I can't. I can't because the only the only thing
you want to say is the sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, I never wear him on top of my head,
which is true.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I don't, but I don't. Everything else is too close
not you have to go with them of an excessory.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I don't have the Google. I don't have the Google.
Lepid that big?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't know if you lean over like that. Well,
I'm reading the menu. How's my Google here, Diane?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Everybody gets one when they do that.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Thank you for being calling.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He's also sucking in his neck, you know, and my
gut and my thighs. So it's the glasses and you
would never wear that color definitely.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well that's me. Everybody was saying that my hair looks
like Leon Harris's. Honestly, he looks like him. No, you
look like him. No, you're dumb. I'm sorry. So now
your responses.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
You look like that's a good one. When's recess over?
Getting out a hand on the playground?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
By the way, By the way, do I have time
to bring something else up real quick?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You have more beef? The say again, have more beef?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
No? No, but when I so, when I saw this.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
What Selena writes, Elliott, you would have loved that restaurant.
It is an all you can eat bakfast caffe. Is
Selena with Altido?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Is she Papa Rozzi taking pictures of recognized the restaurant?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
But we know that she does the stick and pokes
on him. Are they traveling together?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I poke her?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh my god, thank you Altido. That's all that we
should say.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Thank you, dope, Pope to the curve. Okay, how's a
good one too, Dope sick hope sick? Okay, Okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
James writes, Yeah, Elliott, this guy should be housing a
huge bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's not you.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh no, I gotta starting next weekend, I gotta start
worrying about that again.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No popcorn this season?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh the hell I won't the hell I won't
So I feel like there was a I don't want
to say a long standing but kind of a an
ongoing well not even an anger, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Just kind of like thing. But I feel like that
really simmered down and things were.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good, right, Yeah, but boy did he come right back
in with a big fire poker and start sparking things
up again. So let me tell you this, al Toido,
you can go to hell. I guess al Toito's in Cancun.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I saw that, what are you filming.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Another A list movie?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Can't a man take a vacation?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The oh from all this work? Oh, I've been on stage.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Now you're getting personal anyway, Oh, I'm getting personal. He
believes he found can Coon Elliott. That does not look
like me, Diane too hard, that does.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not look like me?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I sid ex, excuse me?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That looks nothing like me.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, so he thought when he presented the evidence, it
would be received differently.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That looks nothing like me, Diane, Please here, I'll turn sideways.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You don't have the double chin, thank you. But there
is okay, but there is a there is some resemblance.
Same color, same like coloring.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Color hair show everybody who's got black hair. Well, then
you know what, I guess I look like Leon Harris.
He's got black hair.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right, let me put it up on the big screen,
because that does not on the computer.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm siding with Diane.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What that it doesn't look like? It does not, well,
because you just not. It does not even with longer hair.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can you not remember a week ago when you had
longer hair?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Also, I don't wear sunglasses up on top of my head.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh, it looks even more like you on the TV, Diane.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That does not look like me.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It kind of does, no.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Do you think he's pointing out the guy in the
back in the in the peach color the hair on Okay, okay,
just making sure because the guy in the foreground looks
like you.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
By the way, the guy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
In the background looks more like me than the guy's No,
that that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You know who that looks right, Altido? Oh my god, no,
more like him than me. This now, I don't want
so excited. I look like Leon Harris. We both have
black hair.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
But I don't want anyone to get confused. Because there
was a message early this morning. Let me scroll down here,
and we did not address it at the time, but
somebody thought based on the way your microphone sounded that
you were in a different city today.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, no, what's wrong with my microphone? So you're not
in Cankun? No, I'm not in king Kun. Where was it?
And they did say it sounded like you were Does
my microphone sound different today?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't think it did.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think I sound as good as I always do.
That you were remote this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Actually, I gotta be honest. I feel like I sound
better than I do most days. I feel like my
talking has been good.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, they weren't commenting on what you were saying. Hey,
you got what it sounded like.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Colin's a little sweaty had to run across the street
for the high Biscus team.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Does he think it looks like you did?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Call it?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Where'd he go?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He was walking down the hall? Oh Colin, come here
real quick, real quick? No, no, no, you're fine. Does
that look like me?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes? Or no? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Then?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So that's three?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes? No, way, it does not? It does not. I
don't see it.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Kristen says, yes, christ hasn't said anything.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She can't see it because she may split dump your coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, you may splits, non tie because it's now three nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Who's the three? Colin said no.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No, he laughed and said no, but then he backtracked
and said, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hi, Kristen, how are you good? Good? Do you see
the picture al Toyo sent that?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
So when I saw it yesterday I laughed because I'm like,
how does this look like Elliott? You done?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Because the sunglasses make it look like a little bow
on his head.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Right, I wear neither sunglasses nor bows on top of
my head.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I wore a bow once in a stage production of
Pippy Long Stalking.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
And the hair is long, thank you, and the man
is a bit larger, right.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you? Because thank you, thank you, thank you. Don't
have to say light like that. But yes, yes, I.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Could see maybe like a year plus ago.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh it was we gov a week ago? No, a
year ago, No, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But not to that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It looks like me.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
The face resembles you, and the hair resembles the hair
is just longer in the back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That does not look like me? Is it because the
guy's younger? But also the long here. Elliott many times
in his life has had long hair, including a week ago.
But but you've had it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Remember what we did the that very long We talked
about the photo with Soul Asylum.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, it was very long. But during the pre down
the back of my middle of my back.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The hair should you over the course of any period
of time that you go to swing haircut.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That does not your hair gets that long?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This doesn't your wife hate it? Yes, but that does not.
My wife hates me. Does she find this guy attractive? No? No,
why it does. She's attracted to me, not to this
guy who doesn't look like scouts on or from Kristen Here.
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
This is when I have a I want to say something.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh, yes, I bettle recogn like this was taking pictures
of the dappel gangers that aren't doppel gangers.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Does he have food in his mouth? That doesn't sound
anything like I'll.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tell you I don't have food in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But I also don't have a brain in my head,
and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
That I bet if Hugh got rid of this man's
double chin and removed like who you? Oh, okay, but
I'm saying if he got rid of the double.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Chack, then maybe Josh can hold me up on a sign. No,
you're giving people idea.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
But if he got rid of the chin, gave the
man a little bit of a haircut, then he would
look like you identic.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So, in other words, you have identical.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Excuse me, In other words, I have to change everything
about him to make him look like you.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
You're not you're you're you're slimming his jaw line and
giving you shorter hair.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
That's not changing a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's like taking Brendan Fraser in the whale. It's just going.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All we got to do is just shape his face
up and change his hair, or you know what, let's
start with the guy that I look like Leon Harris.
Some some slight alterations and we're identical.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Come on, implament to you, Elliott for every suit that
how you look?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now, thank you? How about we don't change anything. I
admit that it looks exactly like this looks more like
Elliott than the Manassas guy.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The Yeah, well, no, no, no, they're both No.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're both misses. They're both misses. Okay, yes, I get
that a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Okay, there's the reason the Manasas Guy's picture has been
around so long.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
What do you mean, Yeah, because it looks like he's
also Peter Fender. I don't see it. I don't see it.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, the listeners agree to disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And I hope for al Toyito's next movie he's playing
BL's above because he can go to hell.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's a good.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well how long did it take you to come up
with that?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Off the top of my head? Some people think you're
being so defensive. It is actually god, okay, good, where
were you this weekend? They're good?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know what, I hope they all send me pictures
and what I'll do is I'm going to compare them
to somebody that looks nothing like them, and when they
go that doesn't look like me, I'll be.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Like, oh, Dot protested too much now. Selena says, oh,
then Shakespeare al Toyto. Selena says, Hey, Elliott, at least
you're in can Coon. I'm not. I'm in Rockville better
than can Kon.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
By the way, By the way, did you just see
and I don't think it was al Toyto? Did you
just see the person who got shot up on the beach.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There and can Coon? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Another thing they think, so dudes on the just on
the beach, What was the name of the what was
the name of the place the guy was.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The hotel Rio r I U are you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you the hotel? We you can't. Coon.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
A man was shot dead on the sands of the
luxury resort Beach. A violent scene unfolded when two gunmen
on foot and two gunmen on jet skis approached the
man in front of the five star Mexican hotel. What's
a five star hotel in CanCon?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's quite very nice. No way, Why do you think
Cancon's a dump?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Can't?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Coon's nice?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They shot him multiple times. Currently, no word on the
victim's identity other than a T shirt that said dope
sick stuck on him or why I didn't wish death
on him? You petty, I'm not petty. You know who's
petty al toydo? No, you know who's petty al toydo.
He's just taking pictures of Rando's somebody who's got darker
(10:32):
hair and is white and is like, oh, this looks
like Elliott.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Doppelganger.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Doppelganger, You've never taken a photo of a stranger to
show somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yes, but not saying it's a doppelganger. Don't go to Facebook.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Randall says this is absolutely hilarious because it absolutely looks
like Elliott.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Currently, no word on the victim's identity. A thirty year
old man was pronounced edit the scene.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Officers with the Tourist Police Ministry were reportedly the first
to arrive tend to the man to call for paramedics.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
By the time they got there, he was dead.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The gunman took off, running through the beach area through
the neighboring Dreams Hotel. The suspects were wearing black shirts
and black or dark Bermuda shorts.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
How about that dude got blown away on the beach.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yes, and we just don't want to confuse people with
the story. Is that the photo has nothing to do
with that story? Now that just can coon? Also, yeah,
is it throwing you off? This is according to Facebook
also which again I wouldn't go on to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But are they at least saying the guys sexy Josh Josh?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, No, this isn't. This isn't. Dun't let me shoehorn
my way into this. No, this is not.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You already brought him up. You're the one he can.
He now gets to respond because you mentioned.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Respond to what I didn't say anything. Yes, you made
fun of his son. Yeah, oh no, this is not
that Josh another Josh em but not ours? Right?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Is it throwing you off? Because this guy's freshly shaven.
I shaved yesterday, but you often let it grow out.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yes, I do. Yeah, No, that's not throwing me off.
You know what's throwing me off. Doesn't look like me.
That's what's throwing me off.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Now, Donnie says, this is absolutely what Elliott looks like
at the end of a vacation.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Some salty marks.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Where am I going?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh, here's here's speaking of names. Here we go similar names.
Here's Elliott to teas.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Dude. Okay, Ellie? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What no, because that's just you know what that is.
That's people just trying to get under my skin, and
you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It ain't working. A lot of Spider Man memes, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, these are just you know what these are, Diane
t r l l s, trolls trying to get under
my skin. And I'm sure I forgot the o rights
an do al toy dope.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That was another good one. That was a sharp thing.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You're on fire.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
And the saddest part is he's had a whole day
to come up with the Yeah, but you think I
sat around going like, let me come up with some things.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yes, No, I didn't yes on your reaction because I
gotta be honest. I thought everybody would go. Al toy
do is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You say all the time that you want people to
bring the show on vacation with him, think about us
when they travel.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes, he is what you ask of him. That's not me.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
He can't help where he was seated.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Also, this it looks like a dumpy restaurant this guy
may have. That's where all toido weeds.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Turn and the full on frontal look nothing like you
but the face, but the profile it's a dead ringer.
And it also looks like this is exactly where I
think Diane sort of alludes to this.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You you don't.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Love sunscreen, and he has been burnt under the eyes
on the nose where you often.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Show the most dampaged. Yeah, it's it's it's accurate. It
looks like such a dump the place I've never been.
I would never go to Cancun. I would never go.
I mean, that's the other problem. It can't be me.
I would never go to CanCon.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now that being said, Al towyto's not saying it is me,
just that it's oh, look up how to say it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, everybody online, I haven't seen any support for you.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm not asking for support. I'm not asking for anybody
to support me. I don't need support. I just need
people to be honest.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm trying to find one person for you that's on
your side and being honest, because the people who say
it doesn't look like you are lying.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You've got potential. Where am I going? Line two? I
will say that Hello Elliot, Hey morning, Hey, who's this?
It's nick and Richmond does How does can Kuon Elliott
compare to caricature Elliott? Can cot not? Can Coon? Caricature
(15:38):
Elliott far looks more like me? Then? Can't Coon Elliott
does not look like me? I do like that we
have coined that nickname though. What's that?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh that we're just now referring to him as canker
On Elliott. Oh like, now we all know who we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is perfect. No, it's not for you. Yeah it
is that looks nothing, Alie, Oh my god, it is perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
First of all, No, Diane, who posted this?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
This is Pappy Okay, Pappy show your face. You've met
him multiple times?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It doesn't even mean I think he actually is posting
a photo from an event he was at and he took.
I don't. I don't see it. I don't see it.
What do you think is the feature most unlike you?
All of it? No, pick one thing in particular, well define,
(16:36):
I can't. I can't because the only the only thing
you want to say is the sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, I never wear him on top of my head,
which is true.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I don't, but I don't. Everything else is too close
not you have to go with them of an excessory.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I don't have the Google. I don't have the Google.
Lepid that big?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't know if you lean over like that. Well,
I'm reading the menu. How's my Google here, Diane?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Everybody gets one when they do that.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Thank you for being calling.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He's also sucking in his neck, you know, and my
gut and my thighs. So it's the glasses and you
would never wear that color definitely.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well that's me. Everybody was saying that my hair looks
like Leon Harris's. Honestly, he looks like him. No, you
look like him. No, you're dumb. I'm sorry. So now
your responses.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
You look like that's a good one. When's recess over?
Getting out a hand on the playground?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
By the way, By the way, do I have time
to bring something else up real quick?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You have more beef? The say again, have more beef?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
No? No, but when I so, when I saw this.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
What Selena writes, Elliott, you would have loved that restaurant.
It is an all you can eat bakfast caffe. Is
Selena with Altido?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Is she Papa Rozzi taking pictures of recognized the restaurant?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
But we know that she does the stick and pokes
on him. Are they traveling together?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I poke her?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh my god, thank you Altido. That's all that we
should say.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Thank you, dope, Pope to the curve. Okay, how's a
good one too, Dope sick hope sick? Okay, Okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
James writes, Yeah, Elliott, this guy should be housing a
huge bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's not you.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh no, I gotta starting next weekend, I gotta start
worrying about that again.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No popcorn this season?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh the hell I won't the hell I won't
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