EITM: Carlos'n Party 5/2/24

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Episode Transcript

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Please welcome to your program director,and please say hello to dust and Dusted.
Hey, good morning, how areyou. I'm good? What's up?
I got? I got a textfrom Diane and I was worried that
that something was wrong with her password. The no, no, no,
everything's fine. Were you Were younot listening to the show? I was
in the shower. I guess Imissed the segment. I heard news and

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then you you asking me a call? Yes, exactly, and are you
out of the shower now I'm outof the shower. We're trying to get
this dog sworted. See, Itold you he had to give Nicholas a
bath, and I told him Nicholashas weekend baths once a month, and
that's usually for Sunday morning before wewatch Taste the Nation. The stupid Kristen

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just like she does with the listenersand asks them to turn the radio down.
Kristen does say to Dustin, makesure you turn the hair dryer down.
You just you just missed me blowdrawing my body. The damn it.
I should have asked earlier, Dustin, what time did you leave the
office yesterday? This is none ofthese are trick questions. By the way,

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I don't know. Yesterday, probablyfor thirty what's normal. It depends
depends on the day and what I'mdoing, like three three fifteen, three
thirty, No, never that early. Oh okay, anyway, so I
have a bet going with somebody.What did you do? What did you
do last night? I made turkeytacos? Awesome? And then like,

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were you watching? Were you watchingsomething? Maybe on the television? Uh?
I did after that? Yes,okay? And what was going on
here at the station? Well therewas, uh, there was an evening
show. I'm sorry evening he said, yeah, yeah, what do you

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mean? Well, no, likewho like Carlos was on last night?
Right? Yes? Yeah? Andlike but did you and be honest,
did you get it? Did youget any chance to listen last night?
Listen? Uh? Not going tospeak to it on the air, so
you know, yeah, not goingto speak to it on the air.

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Did you know? Let me askyou this. Did I did I know
it was happening? Absolutely not?Are you serious? Absolutely not? So,
God damn it. I lost thebet. I lost the bet.
I lost the bet I was Iwas like, of course, Dustin new
come on, no, I'm beingserious. Why tell him you were startled?

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So yeah, so here's the Iknow you're not going to discuss it,
but I will. So anyone notgoing to discuss it, why what?
Why? Why not? Are youmad? Are you mad? I
can't discuss it? Why can't youdiscuss? You can say if you're mad?
Why did Nicholas tell you? Whatdid he go? Don't you know
he doesn't talk like that. That'ssaying it doesn't have Nicholas doesn't have a

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voice since we did that surgery thatremoved like, oh, that's right,
that's right now. Wait, holdon one second. So I got to
work this morning, right, SoI walked in. I got you don't
care about this, but I justwanted I want you to understand this is
real. I got on the beltwayand I had to stop a little bit
for some construction, so I gothere a little late. I rolled into

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the building at two forty five thismorning. You could check my day to
watch. So I roll in attwo forty five. And when I come
in through the back door and Imake a right and I was like,
whoa, there's people here. Ithought maybe it was like the cleaning crew
or something where something had happened andthey were here. It wasn't It was
Carlos, And like two people werewith Carlos, right, and which I

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don't care. What does it botherme? He was working last night,
And just so everybody knows, Carlosis a part timer and he does like
he and Ab are like part timersand Josh where they'll kind of do shifts
and stuff. They're not full timesjockey's. They're part time party and party
looton. That's part of right.But he's he's a part timer, That's
my point. He's not on everysingle day like doing a shift like myself

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or Jones or whatever. So anyway, so I see him again, I
don't care, Like I know thathe must have been on, if I'm
being honest, I had no ideawho was on last night. But when
I saw Carlos, I was like, oh, well, it had to
be him. And so I sawhim and there was there was a young
lady with him and a gentleman withhim, and I went in and I
unlocked the office door and they werelike wiping up a countertop that's outside of

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like where my office is or thestudio is. Whatever. Again, what
do I care? Right? Soanyway, he asked me if so.
I was walking out and he waslike, hey, do you want a
cupcake? And I was like no, he goes, yeah, I guess
early in the morning. Whatever.So I went and I filled up the
water for my coffee pot. Thisis way way too many details. Nobody
cares a lot and I'm a verydetail oriented person. And I walked back

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and he was like, hey,Elliot, I always like to ask a
disc jockeys who were your favorite discjockeys growing up? So I told him.
He pulled out his phone, hemade some notes. Whatever, you
can tell me that part because it'sirrelevant. It doesn't matter. I should
have said this part masked interesting partsof it. And so he's not normally
here. Yeah, no, Inever see him, No, because the
shift ends at midnight. Yeah,nobody's heard that late. Yeah, the

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shift ends at midnight. So Iwas like, whoa, that's weird that
Carlos is here. But again,what do I care? Like, maybe
he did some production, I don'tknow, So you add and again I'll
stress he's a part timer. Andso when I found out what he was
doing last night, you he noidea that was going on? No,

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would you have signed off on it? No? No comment, no comment.
Why are you yelling? Don't here'sthe problem. Here's the problem.
Clearly doesn't. Now I feel likeI need to get Carlos on the phone.
Dustin know something, clearly you havesince you told me about your your
startling moment this morning, You've clearlylearned something. Yeah. I had no
idea what was going on, butsome of us me I'm assuming Diane and

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Kristen are totally out of the loop. Okay, So again I thought,
maybe, like what he offered mea cupcake. I was like, oh,
maybe it was his birthday and hisfriends came up or something. What
do I know? So anyway,during his shift yesterday, during his shift
last night, Diane on DC one, oh one, I guess he had
a DJ set up, like alike a like a record DJ set up
in the hallway and like like playingmusic and spinning records and all that other

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stuff. And I guess, correctme if I'm wrong. He had a
tattoo artist up here, yes,right, And so he had a tattoo
artist up here. And who wereall the people that were like hanging out
in the studio and stuff and gettingWe're like people getting tattoos and stuff.
I don't know, other than Idon't. I don't want to comment on

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it, Yes you do. Whatwas me? Do we have Carlos's number?
We call Carlos? What was thePlease you don't have the number?
No, No, don't have it, Kristen, see if we have Carlos's
number? Anyway, So, soDustin went, So you had no idea.

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It looks like just based on someof the clips I've seen, it
looks like he was having a prettybig party up here last night, there
was a party. There was hedoing it on the air. Well,
you don't know you were listening alittle bit? What do you mean a
little bit? I don't. Idon't want to talk about it. Well,
we're already talking about it, Iknow, but I'd rather I'd rather

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stick to my no comment because thingsneed to be addressed today. Well we
were addressing it now, not onthe air. Have you already been addressed
by great questions like copigy No?How did you find out about it?
Like when you were eating it,when you were eating your tacos? How
did you learn that that Carlos washaving a tattoo party? I don't want

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to talk about it. Did Nicholastell you you said you saw clips.
Is this publicly available? Say again? Was this on like a social media
channel? Yeah? I guess it'sI think it's on his Instagram. Yeah.
Yeah. It looked like the partywas awesome. No, it does.
I mean, it looks like alot was going on. It's just
odd to me. And that's whysomebody was like, is there any chance

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Dustin knew this was going on?And I was like, no, if
it's going on at the station,Dustin doesn't know the I know. I
said absolutely. I said absolutely,he would know if a part timer is
having DJs in the hallway and atattoo party in the whole thing. You're
you're a part timer. There's probablyonly one DJ on the station that would

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do all of that and never sayanything to Dustin. And that's me.
No, I'm being serious, andeven I would probably go, hey,
Dustin, just so you know,there's there's gonna be some people in here.
Yeah. So where did we stand? Well, it sounds like Dustin's
angry. How did you find out? Dustin? I don't want to talk.

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You could tell me how you foundout. Not on the air,
I will discuss why. Someone letme ask you this is it because is
it because you don't want to saydid somebody call you to knark it out?
Uh? Don't want to talk aboutit? Can we guess? Because
that's a yes. This is likeif I asked someone anal and they're like,
oh, no comment. Well,I think about it. Think any

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anything that's been unapproved right that maybeis carrying over to the broadcast right could
affect a license, which means everyone'sjob could be at risk. I never
even thought of that, so sothank you. I'm sure Elliott in his
head thank you is thinking of alist of people that would you use the

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word nark nark, although many peoplewould maybe describe you in this segment as
a nark. No, No,I was just trying to win a bet,
but because I was like, there'sno way a part timer's doing that
without getting that cleared, and theywere like, oh no way, Dustin
knew. I was like, ohyou're wrong. Watch. But the concern
could spread from the obvious choices forwho maybe says something you want to say?

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The obvious choice on three no no, no, whoa WHOA hold two
three Josh no, I said itarranged could be from the Josh choice stopped
Dustin just someone who's not even onthe air because of yeah, Josh,
that business stop stop. It couldaffect their job. Yeah, of course

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I know who. My guest numbertwo is Are you saying it on three
the no, because I'll be theonly one that'll say it. No,
although I think he I think hetracks out most of his show and leaves
nick. Oh that's all I wasgonnay, oh yeah, he would be
the other tattletale. Are you madthat somebody tattletoe old Dustin? No?
Are you kidding me? Or youknows? This is the new mantra of
the station. What you have totell Dustin? Everything? The okay,

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yes, I need to know everything. Remember I changed out the printer cartridge
this morning after I was offered acupcake by Carlos. Is Carlos not answering
no, Well, he's probably sogoddamn tired from the rave that he's not
Now it's a rave, let's notlet's not do that, so Dustin,
So let me ask you this.Let me are you gonna tell me so

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somebody called you and narked. I'mjust not going to discuss it. Why.
What's so bad in saying yes?Is Aaron mad Is Aaron mad Off?
Dead? Ass? Is Aaron?Does Aaron know? I don't know
if he's aware? Oh is thatbad? I have a conversation with him

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this morning, and that's it.I'm worried about your request or his request.
Quit being so goddamn tight lip.No, but here's here's what I'm
worried about it. Maybe again,who this is? Maybe why he's trying
to be brief on the phone.How are you going to get here in
twenty five minutes? He's been walkingthe whole time? The real issue?

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So let me ask you this.Do I need to call party looch No,
we don't need to call anyone.I don't need you to do a
thing the no No, Well I'mdoing I'm helping the no. No.
But I mean, is Carlo's diddid Carlo? If it was his?
It was his last ship? Likehe went out with a bang. I'm
not going to discuss anything. Oh, you can say yes now. Tyler

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brought up an interesting point because Iwasn't the answer for Dustin, thank you.
I wasn't thinking about the ramifications interms of station license. Because I
will be goddamned if this is,if this is what gets us kicked off
the year. I say this,there's nothing that happened last night. In
my understanding, there's nothing happened lastnight that would put thet a license at

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jeopardy. We don't know. Wedidn't hear it, well, no one
did. I mean, asked Nielsenthe But it's the use of the building
that is now I think the issue. Yeah, but I don't care that
Honestly, when he offered me acupcake first, I was like, whoa,
why are you here? But whenhe offered me, and just so
you know, Dustin, I knowthat you're mad, But at least on

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the eve of him getting fired,he did. He was using Chlorox wipes
to wipe down the counter. It'sspick and span clean. Yeah, no,
it's very nice, very nice.I did send a memo earlier that
said, if you're using that studio, please wipe down after you're done.
Oh like where like the tattoo artistsany to the jocks, so little,

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let's let's keep it tidy please.I don't think you could tell that there
was a party going on in there. It looked And again I don't care
that Carlos has people up. Iwas just shot that he was still here
at two forty five in the morning. Do you leave cupcakes the No?
I think he took them with them. But you know what's weird. You

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know what's weird. And now I'mmad at myself because when I just thought
like he had some friends up here, there was like a there was like
a dolly that had like some equipmenton it. I didn't think anything of
it. I thought promotions had thatout, but that was clearly the DJ
equipment for the hallway or the ink. Do you think do you think down
the hall? Josh is upset thathe wasn't asked to DJ as DJ ash

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for the party? A little bitis that who narked? Oh they'll comment
on a little bit. Yeah.So when you found out last night Gusta
on a scale of did you hotlinehim and go you got to wrap this
up? No, because he wasstill good, the party was still going
on. Not not going to discussdid you find out during his shift or

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after his shift? Not going todiscuss? Why? Come on, you're
killing me. I know I am. If he found out during wouldn't have
been stopped early because I could seeDustin going you know what, you know
what? Let the crime finish.You watch people walk out of seevs with
stuff all the time, so clearlyDustin can get here in twenty one minutes,

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so he could have shut it downbefore the bottom of the hour.
Right. Well maybe, but maybeit didn't start until late. Oh you
don't think it was right away,because then Dustin didn't start at seven.
Well, yeah, that's true.What time did it start? No,
sir, shift starts at seven.What time did the party start? I'm

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not going to discuss scale of oneto ten? How angry are you'd rather
not sick? Does Carlos let meask you this one more? Yes,
well that's not true. I'll havemore, but yes, no question.
Does Carlows know that you know notgonna discuss. Oh, come Carlos,

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Elliott knows you know what you haveto try to win bets. I'm just
trying to win bets. You've clearlylost the bet. But you know what
you have to do now host aparty. No, don't you have to
go warn him not to put downthe money on that house. Isn't that
a role you've played in the past. I've played that part in the past.

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So Dustin, come on, comeon, Does Carlos know that you
know, not gonna discuss what isthe what is the harm business? It's
all exactly do you want do youwant me to if if well, you're
I mean you're gonna fire him?Do you want do you want to do

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it on the air? No?Are you? Are you embarrassed? Embarrassed?
Yeah? Oh no, I meanyou shouldn't be. I mean it's
just somebody taking it. Well,I can't even say taking advantage. He
was just doing a show. Igive credit. That's a party yep.
Ooh boy, all right, wellyou're bad, No, you're bad mood

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dust. Well he's worried about hiscommute now, yeah, because now it's
under twenty minutes. You know,it's ten minutes either way. I can
throw off your home morning. Whattimes you're meeting? What time is your
meeting with Aaron? I'm going tosee him when I get there. Can
I can? I? Can Idrop a mic in there? No,
I can have Carlos set it up. He's actually tattooing in there. You're

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gonna have to go elsewhere. Aaron'sgonna get that neck tattoo he's always wanted.
I like Cody Rhodes, Yeah,just like the American nightmare. The
uh, that'sn't such a born againwrestling door? I love it? Are
you gotta tell you? WrestleMania reallysucked me in? Tyler? Are you

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upset that I have called you thismorning? M's rather talk about sports entertainment?
Absolutely? Are you upset that I'vecalled you? I'm never up set
when you? Are you upset withCarlos? Not gonna discuss? All right?
Very good, very good? Um? All right, Well, I
was hoping to be able to conferenceCarlos in, but it doesn't look like

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I'm getting him. Oh, somebody'snot answering their phone. No, hey,
does can you can you? Canyou call Jones real quickly? Would
he be up? All right?Very good? Dustin, hurry up?
You're you're doing the office in whatlooks like about it? Seventeen eighteen minutes.
I'm only on step one of myfive step FA face process. I've
just I've just applied the toner whenI picked up with you. It's a

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game changer. By the way,if you if you need that, if
you need tattoo cream, the uh, don't worry about that. The artist
left some behind for you. Ohperfect, all right, very good later,
love you bye. Bye. Thereis an enhancing bomb. That Papa
too. He sells the so doesCarlos Twoy. There's gonna be some good
drawing today. By the way,I don't want to come across as a

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narc I was just trying to wina bet. I also like, where's
the solidarity man? That's a fellowunion guy. Well, let me talk
to the shop Steward like Jones,Hey, good morning. What's happening everyone?
Did you just get out of theshower? Also, hey, let

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me ask you this. Did youknow, sir, you got off at
seven when Carlos Seth came on lastnight? Right? Yes? What time?
What time did the tattoo artist andthe DJ show up? That's a
good question, Elliott, because Iwas out of the building at seven oh
one. Sir, you can checkmy slight car. You can check that's

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what I Dustin. He could checkmy he could check my day to watch
this morning. This guy was goneand I had no knowledge and nothing to
do with anything last night. Soso you didn't know, Like when you
saw Carlos, he wasn't like,yo, bro stick around, we're having
a party. I was gone atseven oh one last night, Elliott.
Okay, but what I'm saying ishe didn't tell you that that it was

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going on. I knew nothing,dude, I knew nothing. Well,
don't feel bad. Neither did theprogram director. Oh, everybody's playing the
no comment card. I don't knowif it was the wisest idea on what
happened last night. This all startedbecause I lost a bet I was.

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I was like, of course Dustinknew this was going on. You're not
a part timer and and throw aparty like that without telling the PD.
I I probably wouldn't have considered thatback in the day. Maybe would have
asked first first, starting out Elliott. Absolutely, yeah, now I wouldn't
care, but yes, starting outElliott, of course you would ask.

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Of course, yeah, Hey,so I'm gonna ask you two things because
Dustin Dustin no right, But hedid find out who do on the count
of three, I want you toguess who because somebody had to nark him,
right, somebody had to call Dustinand tell him like, hey,
you'll never guess what's going on onthe on the count of three, guess

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who you think the nark was.I'll guess with you what we like,
are we still saying it? Yeah? Oh? Yeah, I think everybody
should guess who the nark was readyone, two, three, JB.
The content protector. That's true.Okay, all right, that's fine,

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that's fine. The content protector.I'm guessing. Do you think Carlos knows
that Dustin knows? I would sayat this point he probably knows no,
because he's not up. We've beenChristians tried calling him a hundred times.
He's not answering, or he's ignoringhis phone. Why would he ignore his
phone because he knows? He knowswhat that Dustin man who cares morning?

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Now, his Instagram said he postedall this stuff like three hours ago,
so he could be still asleep ifhe was up posting at five in the
morning. Well, I know heleft after three because that's what I saw.
I mean, by the time hegot home and then posted on Wow,
well he took care of his tattoosand stuff, got his cape off,
obviously, obviously Papatui enhansing ball,Obviously. I do think it was

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Josh and not a B. ButI will say, for as much good
as you give your best friend JoshElliott, if it was Josh, who
I think should get a chance todefend himself. But if it was him,
Josh, come here, he shouldsay something the I would If I
would have walked in and seen thatDiane to all jobs, I wouldn't have

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said a word. He possibly savedall our I would not have said a
word because I would have assumed,of course Dustin knows. But that's that's
a mistake on my part, becausenine times out of ten I would go,
no, Dustin has no idea what'sgoing on at the station, So
I would No, I'm being serious, so I would I would not at
all. All right, very good, Thank you Mike Jones. Hey,

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by the way, if you haveto sit, what is if Carlos has
to go in for the meeting,what does he have to say? What
is the wineingarten? Winegarden? That'sright, but that's gets to go in.
Also, I need to set upa microphone in Aaron's office for today.
Jones is like the Vegas public November. All right, thank you Jonesy

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Josh, Yeah, did were youthe nark? No? I didn't find
out until I woke up this morningat three thirty when I was taking a
crap. I saw it on Instagram. God, did you have to say?
Why are you trying to turn meon? Wait, so so you
didn't arch, I had no idea. I was because this would be no
disrespect, but this would be agreat way for Josh to go. I
should do night. No. No, I was watching X Men last night

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at seven thirty and then uh andand then I to sleep at nine and
I woke up three, and Ihad no idea. Really, you know
who else had no idea? Dustin'susually doesn't nothing new. He got a
dig on me. I gotta digon him. So but do you think
do you think Dustin learned last night? Yes? I do you so,

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because there's a point between seven andminn I disagree. He may have been,
like Josh, he may have gottenup this morning and was taking a
crap. He's not up three inthe morning. Well, no, he's
not up at three. But hemay have woken up at six an hour
ago. He may have woken upat six and was taken a crap and
was and was just going through andwas like, oh my god, there's
a there's a chance tipped off duringthe shift. Well yeah, but number

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one NOARC says no, I didn't. No, I believe you. I
believe Okay, that I saw thismorning when I woke up the all right,
all right, so thank you forleting me defend. Yeah, no,
no, I believe it. Ibelieve it. I mean it's wild.
It's awesome. I mean, sweettattoo. The uh oh, I
didn't see what tattoo is. Itsays on air on air sign but I

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needed him to come back in tonightand say not anymore, but it's good.
Wait, so was he the onlyone that got a tattoo? I'm
assuming so there was like a wholestudio of people I know, but he's
the only way he put his.He put a picture of tattoo. Oh
so, so it says on airnot anymore, right, he's still ap

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right, not anymore. I wonderwhy he didn't do it there anyway,
doesn't matter. All right, verygood, Thank you John, Good to
see you, good to see Wow, that's awesome. I'm surprised there by
the way that justin point out,the Phillies actually in the National League won
twenty games first, but you don'trecognize that when you look at the standings,

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because the Braves are ahead of thePhillies, right, and nothing from
Carlos. I want Carlos to bebefore he talks to Dustin or Aaron is
by the way, is Aaron here? He's usually here earlier. Is he
pissed? Yeah, he like,that's the only is he pissed response?

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But would he be pissed because allof Carlos's friends ate the gum out of
the stack room? I didn't knowthat. I swear to God. If
those son of a bitches ate thoseseaweed chips, now it's personal. Everyone
here should be angry. I'm not. Well, I'm angry I lost the
bet. But why why why wouldanybody be angry because of the risk that

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was taken? What from getting atattoo and DJ hen book? So let
that be something for the young babyDJs. Yes, yeah, to note
in your little notebooks, right,yeah, when you're starting out that you
got to run by. Oh soit's not cool that I have a razor?

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By the way, would not itwouldn't even cross my mind to say
anything. Come on now? Backthen? Yes, well now, yeah,
no, I should be But backthen when I was, when I
was Carlos, back then when Iwas part time. Zero chance, zero

(27:19):
chance. That's how I give himcredits. He's a groundbreaker, he's a
pioneer shock jock I've been. Dustinwas in shock when Josh called him last
night. Oh can I go toline three? I know I'm running late.

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Hi. Oh damn it, Ilost it. It was somebody who
was listening last night. All right, very good, Carlos makes Can somebody
text Carlos? I'm the first callhe makes. Not to Dustin, not
to Aaron, not to hr,not to Andr, not the wine Garden.

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We're the first call.