EITM: Cathy 5/1/25

Aack her anything.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who's this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm not sure who you're talking to.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh my god, Yes, Hi, I'm talking to you, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, my name's Kathy. You need to go on the
Prince William.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Library website because they have come up with a new
way of doing things and it makes no sense because
it has autoly new So if you don't turn your
book in on time, it's just been news automatically.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Kathy, where are you? I assume you're calling me from
Prince William County.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Have you lived there your whole life?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes? No? No, no, no, no, I was scary.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Wait, I'm sorry, your phone's breaking up a little bit. There.
You're in the military. Oh, so you've traveled the world, world, everything,
but Mexico. I'm with you. Hey, what is.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Can I?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
My challenge for you is to go on the website
and read all the answers.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And people ask, oh, you're killing me. I so wish
you had a better phone.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
She wants you to go on the website and read
all of the answers to the questions that people ask.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, it says, well an item the news is a
hold on it.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
You hit the speaker on the jitter boat it's not her,
it's the switchboard operator.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, plug in here, plug in here, Pennsylvania sixty five thousand, Sarah, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who it is. Can you connect me with the maya? Kathy?
Put on hold and go back there.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Kathy, My kids give me a hard time about my
phone all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Have you tried?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Great? Now?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
But if you tried to blow into the mouthpiece.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I must be on my home phone because it works better.
So if it's not working, were in big trouble?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, no kidding, Kathy? Can I can I? May? I?
May I ask you?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
May ask a personal question that if if, if, if
you take offense to it, just please say, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
What I don't take a sense?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I had?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's one word I had? What What did she say?
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You had? What?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't take a sense or anything?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh? How young are you?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm a seventy two.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's it. Week, that's it, Elliott.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I might yeah, right on?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Good for you, Good for you?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
All right? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
What's sound worse than you? What is she doing today?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Besides looking on the website?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
The Yes?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
What do you do? Kathy?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I I wake up in the morning and I tell
my husband that Jannan Elliott because I gets sneaking.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The greatest woman in the world.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You know, let me get you a shirt or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
That would be nice.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Actually, absolutely, I would be happy to do. You never
tore an a cl or anything, did you.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Actually I'm getting a Kneavy placement next Thursday.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I can't I can't ask if she has a period.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Now maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Anymore?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, not, since uber was an off. Maybe she can.
Maybe she when she gets her shirt, she can send
us a picture. That would be nice.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Man can shove it up here, you know what when
comes in the mail.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Alright, Sometimes you guys a little much.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Right, you know what?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I know that's Diane. That's Diane. That bitch.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, no, we don't use the B word. I hate
all of them, Kathy, and I know that's a strong word,
but when it's appropriate, you can use.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It the right word.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes, absolutely, absolutely, Kathy, before I place you on a hole,
would you like to say butthole? Butthole got a girl?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Very good? Hold on one second, please.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Some quick math.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
We'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
She started listening when she was forty seven. Kathy loved
her