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May 31, 2024 16 mins
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(00:00):
Hi. Is this me? Yes? Hi? Who is this Hi?
This is Julie. Hi, Julie. And where are you calling me from?
I'm in Liberty Town, Maryland,Yes you are. And Julie you
you've recently lost some weight. Yes, I'm still losing weight, but I've
lost about eighteen pounds so far.Good for you, Good for you.

(00:22):
And now let me ask you this. Do you do you notice do you
see the change? Yes? Tellme where? Tell me where? Mostly
my from my boobs to my hips. Okay, so like this area here
right, Okay, that's no,that's perfect. Where are you noticing?

(00:44):
Are you like visually? Are younoticing like like like wow, that's missing?
Like do you notice something like that? Yeah? Like when I look
in the mirror, I can seelike my waist is skinnier, beautiful night.
Oh no, and that that that'ssuch a good feeling. Isn't that
a really nice feeling? Do younotice do you notice anything when you're looking
in the mirror, like maybe belowthe waist a little bit not really m

(01:12):
hm hmmm. Is that a goodthing or a bad things? Well?
I don't know, I don't Idon't know. I mean, like you
mean, like my butt or mylegs, Like, what are you talking
about? No, no, I'msure those look fantastic as well. Yeah,
I mostly have lost in my midsection. Sure, No, no,
that's okay. Maybe not so muchyour butt? How about your front

(01:34):
butt? My front butt? No, I haven't really noticed a whole lot.
But I wasn't like huge to beginwith. So no, no,
no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not indicating that. Canna.
Let me just ask you. Haveyou lost your camel toe? Oh?

(01:57):
No, I don't really have acameltoe. I am rendered speechless. I
don't really, I don't know.I don't really have a cameltoe. How
do you not have a toe working? I mean I don't think I know,
but I don't. What do youcall that? What do you call

(02:21):
that? What's the scientific camel Yeah? Like, where is no scientific term
for that? I was reading aboutChloe Kardashian and she said that when she
lost weight, she lost her cameltoe, the outline of the labia majora,
you know, like normal, let'stalk. Have you lost the outline

(02:46):
of your labia majora? Yeah?I don't think so. I think that's
still all. It's all good.I don't know if that's a good thing
or a bad thing. But also, how do you how have you never
had cambltoe and you ever born?Like, Yeah, I do wear stretchy
pants, but I don't hike themall the way up into my into the

(03:10):
camel and I actually don't wear underweareither, so there's there's nothing there to
But that's usually what I wear isleggings. But if I have a camel
toe, I like pull it out. I don't think that's it's also called
a moose knuckle. I think,yes it is, Yes it is,
but I don't the sounds. No, the high end jacket company prefer that

(03:30):
you're not call it that. Allright, very good, very good,
Thank you, ma'am, thank you. How about that she wears the stretchy
pants. No, no underwear.Sometimes sometimes people will try to wear underwear
to like block me from seeing thatthe or to keep the to keep the
toe from forming the However, Iread from Chloe Kardashian Diane here it says

(03:59):
right. I also never questioned herintegrity and credibility. Quote, my camel
toe vanished when I lost weight?Is that true? I mean she has
lost She's definitely lost more than twentypounds. Okay, well that's what I'm
saying. Maybe I have to ask, maybe I have to look for more.
But she said she was She saidthat toe is gone. That was

(04:20):
highlighted many time over the years,many times over the years on the Kardashians.
Then she got big toe. Wellno, they used to make fun
of her camel toe, like she'slike out of all the sisters. Really
yeah, did they really? Yeah? And she laughed about it. What
did they do because they're they're constantlyin leggings. They show them working out
all the time, right, AndI mean she used to laugh about it,

(04:42):
but like making fun like like whatlike like if somebody has braces,
they're called braceface, or if somebodyhas like glasses, they're called four eyes.
What was she called? Oh byherself. I think they would just
like or they would just go like, hey, cover the toe whatever you
know the say the labia major Ellen, No, no one but you has

(05:03):
said that. Where am I going, Kristen? Let me see if she
got a toe? Hi Elliott inthe morning, Hi am i arm Yeah?
Hi? Who's this? Hi?This is Murray, Hi Marie,
and you're calling me from where NewYork? Excellent? What part orange County.

(05:27):
My husband's going to be mortified becausehe listens to you every day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't
don't be mortified. That's okay,that's all right, Marie. You've you've
recently lost some weight. Uh yeah, sixty five pounds, you know.
Good for you, Good for you. I applaud you that that that.
I'm sure that wasn't easy, No, it wasn't. It was. It
was about time, though, becauseI feel so much better, good,

(05:49):
good, more to lose. Butyou know, hey, listen, sixty
five is a hell of a run, right, so feel good about that?
Yeah, definitely. How about yourtoe, it's still it's not really
a toe. It's more like ahalf smiley face like the mona Lisa,

(06:13):
you know what I mean? Butdid you notice are you showing less camel
toe now with the weight loss?I notice less weight down there? Yes,
right, right, okay, highroad significantly significantly. But that's that's

(06:33):
good though, right, But yeah, because I don't I don't want no,
supas. I don't want none ofthat down there. The well,
listen, none of us got intothis world for a fupa however, that's
the damswer no, no, butI'm saying, is your toe less noticeable?
Well, I kind of can't reallysee my toe yet, you know

(06:55):
what I mean. Oh, butwe're getting there. We're getting there,
right, No, we're getting there. We're getting there. But the bigger
smile is on your face. Seeyeah, good for you. Good,
No, I'm proud of you.I really am good for you. Thank
you. Once that toe comes intoview, you let me know. Yeah,

(07:17):
I don't help. He's losing itto so he's losing his weight too,
so you know, excellent, excellent, but he ain't got no toe.
All right, very good, Thankyou, ma'am. Thank you.
How about that? It's like you'regiving those the extra motivation to cut just
those few more pounds. Thank you. You're like the Richard Simmons of your

(07:40):
tag. It's two weeks and I'malways inspired people. Why what was the
first time last week when you toldus about your own fitness journey. Oh
yeah, no, when I metwith Mark Niemish, the first thing you
said is, Elliott, we'll getrid of that camel toe. Hi,
Elliott the morning. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?

(08:03):
This is Heidi? Yes, Heidi, you've lost some weight. Good for
you. One year good for you. That's a that's a good run.
That's an excellent run. Yeah,feel good, got much better. How
how's your how's your old camel there? Huh? Never had a campbell?

(08:24):
Yeah you did? Yeah you did. No, you never had a friend.
But wedge? H No, Iget that with my salad. Skinny
people more than men, big peopletoo. So is that true when she's
saying that she is a nurse andshe sees cameltoe more on skinny people than
heavier people. Not always, butyou can see it on skinny people too.

(08:52):
Oh yeah, no, listen,listen. I don't know what I
can say here. Yeah, no, listen. You can get a wedge
no matter what, right, Iget that. But you understand that you
might have more of a wedge thereif there's if you're packing more in there.
Huh? Well what about moose knuckleon men? Okay, ma'am,

(09:16):
I told you that is an expensivejacket company. We don't use that term.
Oh, Elliott, but you knowwhat, good for you, Good
for you. I'm very happy foryou. I'm very happy for you.
Thank you, you got it?Thank you. Yes, Tom from Instagram
understand that these people have successfully lostweight, But is it so bad to

(09:39):
have ct Oh is it bad tohave campbellton? I guess the message there
is that like, that's great thatthey've are getting healthier, But is it
so bad if it's something maybe thisperson can't help. Oh, listen,
I don't care if somebody has canmaltoe. Doesn't bother me? Well,

(10:01):
I mean you do tell everyone aboutit? Yeah, it does then take
up most of the conversation in thenext ten minutes, So if you were
discussing anything important, you set thataside. Chloe owned hers and she named
her Camille. I'm sorry, Ohit did have a nickname. Yeah.
Wait, she named her camel becauseshe like jokingly would call her Camille.

(10:22):
But was that just the name forher vulva. I don't say that word
or that you talk about to thecamel toe, because that sounds like the
word camel and camille cambl yeah,Camilla. Yeah, I've seen her camel
toe. No, you know whatI mean. So it doesn't bother you

(10:45):
know what I mean? Tell meno, but that don't bother me.
No, No, is it abad thing? I don't think so,
but I think women think it's abad thing. Well, you would never
want to be called out for that, like, hey, f y,
can I can I ask you this? Can I ask you that I'm being
honest? But men don't mind.Well, look, Ellie and I both

(11:05):
own bulge enhancing underwear. Sometimes youdress for that. That's what I was
gonna say. Do women ever intentionallysport a toe? Have you ever?
No? Now? What? Whyis that a bad question? No?
That's that that is that is tome right, That is drawing unnecessary,

(11:26):
not positive attention to yourself, Christian, Have you ever intentionally made a toe?
Now? No? But I betthere are people that do. Sure,
yeah, I bet that there isa fetish wait for women who do

(11:48):
it, not intentionally but for something. No, I'm saying, I bet
women intentionally do it. Oh wait, oh oh puff it out on purpose?
I shouldn't maybe I said them there. And by the way, if
anyone from the reunion this weekend islistening, yes, this is all I've

(12:11):
done since we graduated. Literally,I've sat in this chair since that summer.
And tell the people at Milano havingdinner tonight, Hi, Elliot in
the morning, Yes it is who'sthis, Hey, Elliott? It's May

(12:35):
Debbie. What's going on? Debbie? How are you Hi, guys,
how y'all doing good? Good good? Hey, I didn't know you Instagram.
Hey, let me ask you this, Debbie, you got you got
campbellte. No, I don't havecambltoe and i'd walked wait like a year

(12:56):
ago. Good for you. Youget cammeltoe. I know, Debbie,
you know you can't say that wordright. Oh darn it, I'm sorry
you darnet, that's that darn that'sthat darn red night, Kimmy Elli.
So you get a cameltoe if youwear what were you saying? You get

(13:16):
a cameltoe if you was if youif you're wearing your you're close to tight.
Let's say you were a really tightpair of jeans and it's it's crawling
up your regina, right, thenyou got a camel toe. Yes,
then you get a camel toe.Yes, But if you're wearing ruggar jeans,
they're not too tight, they're comfortable. You ain't got no darnk camel
though. No. But what I'msaying is imagine, imagine that you're wearing

(13:39):
the the right, the correct sizedjeans and you're not sporting a toe.
Then you put on ten twelve pounds. Now now, now, Now the
gene starts to get a little snug. Now you got a toe, okay,
well yeah, if you're if you'rewearing the same jeans and they're way
too tight, yes, you're correct, you're gonna have a camel toe.

(14:00):
Who wants to do that, thygirl? I know, don't want to
walk around with camelto. Diane justtold me that there are plenty of women
that intentionally want to show off theircamel toe. Well, I'm not sure
what type of women they are,but they're they're you're that is true.
There are some that do. Butthat's just crazy to me. No,
no, no, no, no, so even bad Debbie. No no,

(14:24):
And by the way, I'm gladto hear you say that. That
that's why, Diane. You don'twant to You don't want to have a
camel to walk around with camelto.You can go to church with your camel
cloat. Well, I'm sorry,are you going to go to church?
You're going to go to church withyour camel clough? Sorry, father,
I'd come in. Yes, sheis, she is. Elliott's all right,

(14:50):
Debbie, Hey have a good way, Yes, ma'am. If you
could hear yourself on the other end, on like my end from the radio
the other side of the ra deo. You're talking about Cameloto. It's hilarious.
Thank you, thank you, thankyou. Debbie. Hey, you
have a great I love you too. Well. You got it? You
do the same. Oh wait,now I got to go to the line

(15:13):
eight. Thank you, Uh redneck Debbie? And what's up baby this
poach shop? How y'all been doing? Been waiting on you, by the
way, Yeah, I hope,I hope the reunion friends tuned in right
before Debbie and go back to back. So that's her nickname. Okay,

(15:41):
what's up for John? I've beendoing? What how y'all been doing?
Hey, I'm doing great. Whatcan I do for you? Sir?
Man? I was called gives aninput on some cameltos, So you got
different you got different kinds of cameltoesand my experience of the women you got
guerrilla fish, you got Okay,he's got one more coffee? Is that

(16:10):
record? Oh man? Good deal? Good you'll have a go. Thank
you, poor job. Thank youfor John for the Georgetown alum that was
Tyler's mentor.
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