EITM: Day Trip To Disney 6/6/24

A recap.

Episode Transcript

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I want to say hi to Will. He was on our flight. I
want to say hi to Dan.I hope he got home. Okay,
he flew down from New York.We saw people from Florida. Alison drove
from Tampa. Like there were abunch of people. There were some people
that were just in the park.Forgive me. I don't remember who one
hundred and one Dalmatian's dress lady was. But we met them at the airport.

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They were going down there, Jillianand Noah. They were down there
like it was awesome. It wasgreat. But anyway, I don't know
anything from Disney. So we getthere right and we fly in, we
get into the we get into Ubaand we make our way and they drop

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us off. We're Diane. Wewere in Lyft that s as an official
Disney partner. Okay, we werein the Lanta, thank you. And
I didn't know that you can onlyuse Lyft. Now you can use Uber.
But I was trying to keep itwith the corporate sponsors, certainly.
But they drop you off right thereat the TTC. Yeah, and tell
everyone what that is. Who doesn'tknow Transportation and Ticket Center, the TTC

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and that that, But and whywhy don't you just drive up to the
park. I'll tell you why.Because Walt Disney wanted it to be such
a magical place. You don't justdrive up to a magical place like you
drive up to the grocery store.You arrive there. You arrive there.
Now, I will say this,Listen, I have no history with with

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Disney. I never took my kidsand we only did one park. Yes,
Magic Kingdom, Magic Kingdom, whichwe knew that was the place.
Yeah, no, No, Iknew that going in. I knew that
going in. I will say this, it looks old. It's old.
It looks old like it looks I'mnot gonna say dated, but it's old

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because I haven't gotten to the positiveyet. That's sound like a negative.
But there are parts and the differentsections that are supposed to bring you back
to a different era. Well,obviously there's architecture on Main Street that is
supposed to it feels old, lookclassic. But but then like when you're
in Liberty Square, it's supposed tohave a colonial feel. I don't remember

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Liberty Square. Was I in LibertySquare we all work together, watched the
parade. I'm sorry I didn't memorizelike the Magel ryanup behind the yellow tape.
The yes, well, the yellowtape, thank you. It was
one of the many times you hadcoffee the but but so hold on,
no, no, you walk inand you see where the train is,

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not the mine, the Mono rail, which is Montero Rail over Ferry.
Because there was a chance, andI guess stuff is starting to expire on
snapshot and Instagram. But but therewe thought we might make rope drop.
We didn't. You did it,just we faster than I thought and we
got into the car and stuff.So I was like, oh my god,
we might get to be there andthen uh see them do the little

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opening show and stuff. We endedup not seeing any of No, no,
not at all. And by theway, the line, the line
to get in wasn't horrible. Theline was fine. But even when you're
standing in line, you're like,this place looks old? What the again?
I'm not being negative, I thinkthat you're you're doesn't it look old?
You are taking it looks date.What's supposed to make you remember back

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in the day, and their attemptsto also like preserve those memories and thinking
the park is never updated. That'sdefinitely not true, Okay, I'm not.
I'm not crapping on it. Imean that train station when you're first
walking up. You know that's nota ride. Well it actually it is
from the TTC. What is notnot the monoail? There's an actual train.

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We don't take it, oh theC. Yeah yeah, yeah,
well that that's modern. The Ithought, are you saying it needs like
a fresh coat of paint, whichthey did to Cinderella's castle? And I
shouldn't have started with six very strange. No, But I'm not criticizing it.
I just I didn't get by himbecause the second I said something that

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wasn't it's the greatest place on earth. Somebody's panties, somebody's mini panties went
right in their tushi. Yes,the paint on the castle everyone thought was
too pink, and they said giveit six months and it weathered. And
now are you talking about like thecastle castle? Yes, Cinderell's Castle.

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The okay, I just know itis the castle. It's the biggie you
want to talk about reveals. Imade you, guys, rewalk that turn
onto main Street because I didn't knowif you were looking up to see down
Main Street and experience the castle inall it's glory. The castle's beautiful.
Yes, I've seen I've seen thatthing. I've seen that thing in pictures.

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I've seen it on people's pictures likeonline. When you see that thing
in person, it's impressive. That'svery impressive. I expected it to be
bigger, but that is impressive.If you watch the documentary on all the
castle makers. I watch the documentary, all of them are illusions. What
do you mean when you get upon them, they're very tiny. But

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when you see it from down mainStreet, or you see it from various
points in all the different lands aroundthe park, it looks amazing. It's
cool looking. It's very very coollooking. Can I start by saying,
I had a far better time thanI thought I was going to thank you,
like, I had a really reallygood time there. Did you go
in with a bad attitude? No, you know me, I went in
with a great attitude. He neverthought he would like it enough to go

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in his lifetime. That is true. That is true. His kids has
never been. No, I've nevertaken the boys there. I was like,
why would I take them there?It doesn't look like it's anything.
It was awesome, cool, wellit does look dated. It was.
It was great. It was great. It was if I went in like,
he's like Disney Corporate. Now no, no, but if I went

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in, what if my bar washere? Yeah, and again, and
it wasn't like I was like,I'm gonna hate this. I went in
wanting to have a good time.I went in wanting to have a great
time and I did. Yes,it was fantastic. Now I don't know
what any of the other parks arelike, so it's this is just for
it. I mean, it isgeared a little young, but it was.

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Everyone knows about it. Magic Kingdom, it is. It is the
children's park, thank you, thankyou. Although Tron's there, Yeah,
we didn't. In hindsight, no, we didn't ride Tron. In hindsight,
I would have taken Vertigo to ridethat ride. That ride looks freaking
awesome and they have about the picturesof it at night. Yeah. No,
it's very cool and it's like verycool booked out. Yes, of
course it is. Diane Listen,Pirates of the Caribbean was a forty five

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minute wait and remember that was ourdeal all stand by. We did not
do any Genie. Plus, wedidn't do lightning lane all stand by.
That was part of the bit.Yeah, no, and it was.
It was great, but even aforty five minute when you see that forty
five minute wait time, it didn'tfeel And let me tell you, and
let me tell you why did theypat it like the airlines? Let me
tell you, no, let metell you what, let me tell you

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what they do right? Right,So, first of all, it was
I don't know, I think theon site temperature tomorrow or yesterday was around
nine hundred degrees. It was sogoddamn hot, like it was well and
they're in the middle of a drought. They haven't had rain in a month.
Yeah, like we were expecting andeverybody said, oh, you're gonna
get one of those pop up rainshowers in the afternoon. Be well,

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socks the I had socks on.We also were leaving before most of their
showers. But it was it wasit was hot as hades, dianea.
But let me tell you what theywhat they did right, And then I'm
going to criticize some people. Allof the rides you are now, I
mean, I guess like if therides are like two hours long, you're
out in the sun. But you'renot in the sun. No, like

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you're in the shade. Yeah.And it's some of them. They're so
built in cool. You're like alittle cave in a cave. It's beautiful.
Yeah. No, like they dida good job. And let me
say this before we left. Sogo back to Tuesday. I did the
teas with a video of It's aSmall World running and all of you nerds
who sit there and go, that'sDisneyland, that's not disney World. Well,

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no, Doug, you know whatit was my television. Even casual
fans knew that you had been fooledby YouTube. The I don't know.
Everybody's like, that's disney Land.You're outside and the start of the ride
is inside in Florida. Diney anidea, get a goddamn life. Disneyland

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Small World ride is so different thanthe disney World Small World RD guys dns
inside not outside, Oh my god, nerds building nothing connecting it and Disneyland.
It's very similar inside. You stillget a similar experience. But it
was it was embarrassing. It wasfine. I should reply and tell you,

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hey, can you rescind it withthe right small World because I was
pissed you were watching povs to beginwith, I thought you're spoiling it.
But then I knew people would attack. Oh and they did not even day
world. My god, you knowwhat awesome on you for knowing that.
It's like when I called the springRolls a few weeks ago egg Rolls and

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Chad got angry. Yes he did. And by the way, can I
say this about Chad, Chad theengineer from Atlanta? So I learned too,
I learned well, I learned alot from him yesterday. By the
way, I don't know why Disneydoesn't employ him. Seriously, it should
be some sort of ambassive He knowseverything. He knows everything. I'm still
wearing my share of the magic braceletMain Street Party of four. Here's the

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two things that I learned from Chadyesterday. One of them is now escaping
me. What was the one thingthat I oh, So we were in
We were in Magic Kingdom. Bythe way, Disney sells so much merch
everybody's got on again. We werethe only people, well Tyler had merch
on. Yes, we were theonly people who didn't have something Disney related

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on. They sell so much merchand but Chad will only wear t shirts
from whatever park that he's in.So he had on some nerd shirt from
something that has to do with somenerds. Something God. People want to
know, so I'll tell them,because that was like when my kids were
like, hey, that thing overthere is that thing? No, he
had an Uncle Orville shirt from theCarousel of Progress, and there were a

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couple people in the park who acknowledgedthat shirt because that is a very very
specific reference. And he'll tell youhe loves a lot of Walt's original visions.
Yes, and the Carosel of Progress. Even though we didn't do it,
it is the longest running stage show, not just at Disney, so

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it's longer than the Tiki Thing Iwent in. Yeah, what was the
name of the Tiki thing? EnchantedTiki Room. But the Enchanted we first
we went to Adventureland, which iswhere you find the Tikia Room. But
we did grab spring rolls. Youhad to eat. I ate the wrong
one. I ate the wrong one. A lot of complaining, no,
because the the ordered wrong. First. I wanted the cheeseburger one, but

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I got PI Yes, but Idunked it in the cheeseburger sauce was good.
Yeah, I wouldn't know the Yes, I had the pepperoni one,
but they were good. Yes,yeah, they were good. The pepperoni
one was And then after that,where did we go? We went to
Pirates Yeah, which is fine.We saw our first kid crying there,
but it was yeah, a lotof god parents hate their kids. The

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no no no, but that waswell. I mean, first we walked
down Main Street and then we wentto Pirates of the Caribbean. Pirates of
the Caribbean is great. Is great. I had done since I was a
young child. We didn't do ittwo years ago, so I was excited
to get to see it with youguys, you know who. I'll give
credit to the animatronics people. Someof those animatronics look real. Yeah,

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like they do a good job emotions. Yes, yeah, I'm not I'm
not listening. I'm not breaking anynews. But it was impressive because again,
when you walk in, you're like, park looks old, the classic
the Okay, that's one way tolook at it. But the Pirates of
the Caribbean very very good, veryvery good. I totally agree. And

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then after that is that when wedid the tiki thing. Then we got
dole whip. Oh that's right,I got the dole float. You were
afraid the softcer I would give mea lot of diarrhea, so you had
to do the I thought I wasgoing to animatronic my butt the because I
asked, I said, are westill because I remember from Disney two years
ago that we were allowed to bringdolp into the theater? So I asked

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her are we still allowed to eatin here? And they were like,
oh, yeah, yeah, bringit in. You can eat while you
watch the Choe wal. It's originalvision against as a Chad fact, was
for that to be a dinner theater. Right, yes it's not. It's
singing birds, but it was whatI didn't know what it was. It's

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cool, okay, thank you,Yes it's singing bird. But you know
what you know, what I'll tellyou is if somebody would have said,
hey, we're gonna go sit inthis because I don't know, I don't
know what Tiki's dinner theater is orwhatever the hell, yes, I don't
know what it is. And sowhen they were like, we're going to
go in there, I was like, sweet, it's air conditioned to we're
eating. I am all in.Is there a chair? No, But

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if somebody would have said, hey, we're going to go in the place
where it's all like the birds sing, the fake birds, I'd have been
like that flowers sing and then there'slike a teaky thing behind you. And
again, if I would have said, Diane, we're gonna go watch plastic
flowers sing, you'd have been like, no, we're not. It's cool,
it's cool. Yes, I likedit. I feel no, I

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really did. It's one of thosethings that people know of. Even I
never heard of the park, neverheard never, I'd never heard of it.
Heard the song I played it Tuesday, never heard of it, never
heard of it. In the tikTik Tiki room, never heard of it.
Danced no, like I know thelike, I know the goes,
it's the I know that the Idon't not even the country bear Jembery,

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which is not open. We knewthat though, right. No, But
I've never heard of the tiki room, never heard of it. But it
was cool, really famous. Yeah. No, it was cool. And
to eat in there and to geta break from the goddamn heat. Yeah,
no, it was great. Itwas great. What did I do
after that? And you headed upinto a little bit of frontier Land.
But then the next ride was theHaunted Mansion. Oh, the Haunted Mansion

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is great. The Haunted Mansion.Now, I know that you're supposed to
try to figure out the clues whileyou're waiting in line. No, I'm
people watching the the So I didn'tdo that. But the Haunted Mansion is
very cool. Yeah, so that'sover in Liberty Square. I did not
do that ride with my family.So Lindsay's said to me last night,
She's like, did they think thiswas a completely self serving trip to just

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do stuff you didn't get to dotwo years ago? And I said,
oh, I'm not going to tellthem that until tomorrow morning. The Oh,
but it was. It was great. And here's here's one of the
beauties of Chad, the engineer whodoesn't work for Disney but is a dork.
I would, but he would tellyou he is a Disney dork.

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Oh, he doesn't even have totell you him. I mean just the
tattoos, the tattoos, the earring, the buttons, the ring,
the ring. His wedding ring isDisney. His glasses are Disney, his
his his his penis is Disney.Like everything is Disney. But anyway,
I rode the Magic the Magic House, No Haunted House, Haunted Mansion,

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Haunted Mansions with Chad in and hewas like, oh, look look,
and I was like, I'm looking, I'm looking. He was like,
the Donald Duck chair has moved scenesand I was like, since when And
he was like, oh, sinceI was here three weeks ago. I
was like, oh my god,dude, oh my god. And by
the way, he lives in Atlanta, going back in two weeks and he

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will be back in two weeks.Yeah. The but yeah, the amount
of money that family puts into thatpark every year. The Donald well he
just bought that pass from Landry's theno no, but he he's able to
point out that a chair, bythe way, I didn't know it was
a Donald Duck chair, but apparentlyDonald rests his tail feathers on it.

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But it moved from a hallway toa room. And I was like,
wow, oh damn. You shouldbe embarrassed, Chad. But yeah,
no, those are little factoids thatyou don't get just in a regular rise
and it's worth pointing out. Sofor the Instagram posts, not the story.
So the post there were some specialtyphotos, and a couple of people
were like, Oh, I thoughtyou guys didn't have like an upgraded package.

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Those are Chad's photos. Oh yeah, he's got some bracelet or something
that like apparently like makes like wewalked by some statue of Pinocchio that was
just out in the out in theblazing hot heat, that was in Fantasyland.
That was in fantasy Land. Andwhen you walk by, when you

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prefer to the the wrong name,people want to know fantasy Land, you're
moron. But you walk by it, and the the the bracelet that Chad
has makes it talk. So Iwalk by. It doesn't say anything.
Chad walks by it and and Pinocchiois like, You've got potential. I
don't know what it says, butit talks. Are we going to school?

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What are you looking at? Oh? That's Chad not but their their
bands also get them all the photos. Yeah, they got it during Haunted
Mansion. Yeah, look I gotit. I got a ghost in there
with me. Are you looking forthe Donald Duck chair? What is that?
No? I was looking up atHe's looking at the Magic of Disney.
Chad is looking to make sure nobodysees him vaping in there. He

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did not. He did not,and he would not see of course not
he can see for those that wantedto see his uncle Orville shirt on,
you can see it there, yeah, you sure can. Oh in there,
what are you looking at? Anotherghost? Did Chad tell you?
Did he get heads up? We'regonna have our picture taken at some point?
Oh? Yeah, I didn't knowthat either. Oh clearly the uh

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yeah, no, no, hedidn't tell me. Everyone with bucket,
hats you in this doom buggy,doom buggy? Yeah, thank you?
And then what did I go on? After the haunted Mansion? Then we
watched the parade. Oh that's rightnow, I am going to be critical
of the parade. Well it's notthe parade, No, it's fashivila fantasy
parade. Now. I we weregonna watch it on main Street because Chad

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said that's where you'll get the fields. And I was like, well then
I'm watching it on main Street.Let's go watch the parade. Now,
it's not the parade because I didn'thave a sighting a mickey, I didn't
have a signing a mini. Ididn't see no goofy, I thought I
goofy at the end. No,No, that was Goofy's son. Is

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his name Max? Is it?I'm sorry, I feel bad I haven't
appropriately congratulated him on the birth.Yeah, Max Goof Okay, who also
is cousins with You're done Goof?His name is Max Goose. Well,

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Maximilian is thanks for yeah, thanksfor not chastising me because I told Chris,
I was like, isn't that Goofysaw right? Yeah? His son
dummy? Yeah, that was theDisney Adventure Friend's Cavalcade, right, the
Festival of Fantasy Parade. We knewwas right when we had to be leaving

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whatever, and that's we didn't.But also if we were there for Rope
Drop, and we would have beenthere and were for the Let the Magic
Begin opening show, you would haveseen Mickey and Minnie, so you would
have seen those classic characters. Right, But I don't control the speed of
the tram from the TTC when youwell, you got to pass the Polly
What is the hotel that we wentthrough that contemporary the content the contemporary hotel.

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So when you're on the from theTTC, now I'm all over the
place when you take that on yourway there, because remember you don't drive
up to Disney wanted you to arriveat Disney. What great historical event took
place in the contemporary hotel that,by the way, I don't know why
everybody doesn't stay in that hotel.The goddamn tram goes right through the middle
of it. It's not seap Oh, it's expensive Disney, any Disney properties.

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Everything at Disney is expensive. Ifa spring roll costs four hundred dollars
the what what famous American event tookplace inside the Contemporary? I don't know.
That is where former President Richard Nixongave his I'm not a crooked speech,
oh, because he had done goofAnd by the way, I told

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you Tuesday, mommy, I toldyou that we were going to be taking
the monorail through the Contemporary resort,and you acted like when we did it,
oh my god, we're going througha hotel. I didn't realize you
go right through the hotel. Thatwas an amateur hour. When you freaked
out about the Contemporary and everyone elsewas looking around, they might have been

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aps. I was looking at youlike your dumb ass. Yeah, I
had no idea that the tram goesright through a hotel. That's awesome.
Maybe they thought you were like alwaysteam Fairy like me. See it was
Kristin who saw the Tinkerbell rope,right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The the parade, you wish itwas the Festival Fantasy Parade, right because
I didn't. I saw Ma's goof, but I saw what's her face?
Pocahontas, But it was the DisneyAdventure Friends Cavalcade right now. We didn't
watch it on main Street because wewere front row for the parade. And
I said to Chad, I thoughtwe were going to watch from main Street
and because I want to get thefields. And Chad looked at me and

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was like, front row for aparade, you're getting the fields? And
I did. I enjoyed it.Yeah, I mean it. That was
a touch of a letdown, butit was awesome. It was awesome,
right because you wanted. I wantedto see Mickey and Minnie and stuff.
I also should have worn sunglasses.I'm squinting like a sum bitch. But
sunscreen, Oh, I didn't wearany sunscreen. Didn't need it. I'm
not sunburned today. Actually, peoplewere the most upset with Diane's choice for

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an outfits wearing all blacks. Oh, Diane Cash in all black. Yeah,
they were like, what was shethinking? And by the way,
some people thought that was you carryingthe banner, it's not. And he'd
never wear purple socks. I wasthinking those the people who were in those
costumes, like, oh, it'sprobably only three hundred degrees inside. Oh,

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oh, you want another little nugget? You want another little nugget.
Who is the highest paid character atDisney. I overheard this conversation. I
don't know this tiger Bell. It'snot Max. No, tinker Bell,
Oh, the one from the cable. Yeah, and that's why, because
she's got a zip line. Ihope I'm not giving it too much away.
She ziplines from something to wherever you'rethe Yeah, that was cool.

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That was cool. There's the Bearscles, it's and then here come I
don't know who's whore, that's whocares or something. I don't know Tim
bits, Yes, Tim Horton's isvery well right, drink so much coffee
during the parade? No, no, no, But I want to get

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to I want to get to twothings. I wanna who. I didn't
know who that was. I neversaw the show. I never saw the
show. Will and I discussed thetrailer for the sequel, there's Max,
There's Max, Goofy. I thoughtthat was a Goofy. That's an honest
mistake. And at first I waslike, oh, it's Ef and Goofy
and I was like, what,why did you know? What I thought,

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honestly is that they had a smallperson in there, not like a
like a no, not not likethat. Hey, how about the next
ride? We went on, likeyou no, I can't say. I
can't say that like somebody who's shorter, the like a pigmy person with animals.
That was the learned no. ButI was like, that's too small

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to be Goofy. Well that makessense because it was Max goop. Why
don't we move on to fantasy Land? The the wait, what's in fantasy
Land? It's a small world.I don't want to discuss it's a small
world. I don't because I don'twant to. I don't want to discuss
that. And then we went onAriel's Big Adventure. Correct, Yeah,
that was great. That was good. I like that. I like that.
Are you more familiar with that storythat movie? Yeah? I've seen

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it. Oh yeah, so youappreciated every single moment of that. Yeah,
attraction. Yeah, no, it'sit's by the way, and they're
all done very well. Yeah,they're all done very very well. And
even though we didn't I mean,even though they're kiddy rides, but they're
all done very well. Going toget a turkey leg? Like, did
you like walking by Gueston's pub andseeing all the beating the beast? Oh

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yeah, oh yeah, no no, no, listen again dated, yes,
but but it's very nice. Whatyears being the supposed to was like
nineteen oh when is it supposed totake place? I don't know the movies
from nineteen ninety one? Yeah,no, but it was supposed to take
place in like the seventeen hundred.Yeah. Yeah, So when you look
up and go, well, Idon't know if this looks like twenty twenty

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four France by the way, uhAriel's Big Adventure, it used to be
twenty thousand leagues under the sea,little nugget, Thank you? And then
can we now since you don't wantto do it smaller? I can move
on to Tomorrowland. What I don'tknow what's there? Well, a lot
of stuff. Well I saw tronbut we did ride something there, oh,

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the people Mover, which I alsodid not do with the kids because
I thought it looked kind of andit was great. Oh it does look
lame. It looks like you're juston a like a like a train another
monoi. Yeah, what you takefrom the TTC. But the the on
the way back though, the TTCmakes like a loop. So on the
way back you passed the Grand Floridian, you pass the Polly Uh on the

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way back, and when you passthe Polly there's the new hotel that's being
built. That isn't kind of inthe win again, what's wrong? By
the way, sun is so goddamnbright there, and that's covered. He's
just he's a permis squintre because ofthe sud all day. This was the
best of three shots Allison took theother ones. His eyes are just closed
there. So it is it isso bright and hot there that you can't

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keep your eyes open. And I'mstaring at the sun. But if you
aren't as well versed in Disney historyand and get the people move I am,
and say what no line, thatride must suck. Do yourself have
a favor to get on it.It has great views of the park.
It's awesome. It's really cool.No it really is. They do a
very nice job. I also learnedthat all these rides when they when they

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when they stop, it's because they'rehaving a hard time getting somebody on or
off the ride, and that couldbe because they're in a wheelchair or just
and I mean this with no disrespecttowards a lot of people I saw there
yesterday, but just fat. There'sa lot of fat scooters there. And

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then from tomorrow Land, we grabbeda bike to eat. Oh at at
where was I? Come on?Sugar Rays? Oh you're close something Rays
cast and Rays, I don't know. I eat a grilled chicken sandwich Cosmic
Ray Starlight Cafe, right exactly.All right, let me grab these and
then I want to address two things. Where am I going? Line one?

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Hi Ellie in the morning, Goodmorning, How are you good?
Who's this? This is? OhAlison? You know what? Thank you
for meeting up with us yesterday.That was awesome. You're sound a lot
peppier today. The you don't inthat studio the well, I am in

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my comfort zone. But no,the park was awesome. Why I didn't
look like I had a great timeyesterday? I think the heat and the
abundance of children. You know what, I'll say this, The kids don't
bother me. It is a kittiepark, but the kids don't it's not
the the Oh. Really yeah,you don't think it's a small world in

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Ariels, Big Time or Big TopAdventure. It feels like they're kiddie rides.
Wow. Uh, they are gearchurch children and it is the kitties
to the parks. As I alreadysaid, right, but I even thought
if you didn't have vertigo, youwould enjoy Winnie the Pooh. The Yeah.
No, that's too much. That'strue. That is true. No,
and I didn't want to trigger myverdicgo. I can't get on a

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plane. Alison. First of all, thank you for buying me coffee yesterday
for the parade. But the no, no, listen, well, I
hope, I hope I wasn't miserableyesterday. I hope I was fun.
No, you're yeah, no,I was having a great time yesterday.
I guess maybe she's not around.But we got to point out that Chad.
You forgot to point out that Chadhas a bag for each park.

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Oh yeah, he does have adifferent backpack for every part. I do
too, but appropriate the exactly exactlyNo, But Alison, thank you.
It was very nice spending the daywith you yesterday. I'm glad that you
met up with us and drove fromTampa from Sarasota. And next time we'll
we'll have to find somebody that hasthe pass that goes straight to the front

(29:47):
of the line. The uh yeah, but you know a lot of that
has changed. I learned all aboutthat yesterday. Like everybody who's like,
I have crones, well, youknow what tough titty that? Sofervellue,
Okay, it feels like I havecrows. It's definitely with d uh.
Where am I going? Line seven? Thanks? Thank you though, Allison
and Alic who bought me coffee yesterday. Hi, helly in the morning.

(30:11):
Good morning is me? Yes?Hi? Who is this? Hi?
This is Anna? How are you? I am doing well? Thank you?
What can I do for you?All right? So we went to
Disney for the first time last yearin Magic Kingdom. It was my daughter's
gate birthday and she was very disappointedbecause she had to stand in line for

(30:33):
every character that she wanted to see. She expected them to be out and
about. Yeah, I don't know, listen, I didn't see I didn't
see Mickey. I didn't see Manny. I saw Max goof but yeah,
the ya and you know what,like I don't know what that would be
like to have an eight year oldwho's like, you know, like like
like this is like this is likea wet drink party where you're gonna be

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there doing that, So I wouldhave I could assume there was a little
bit of disappointment. Were you onlyin the park for a handful of hours
like we were, Yes, wewere only for one day, and then
being disappointed from characters we went toofrom a line into a roller coaster and
that broke in the middle of it, so we were too closed. But

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we actually saw it right there,well back to get in and then it
broke and they closed it out,and they don't do anything for you.
After they closed it out, yougotta go. Yeah, I'm like,
do we got anything? Maybe wecan come back and be in front of
the line or sorry, Tyler,I did not have fun, and I
was happy that she said this isit. She'd not want you to come
back. Okay, good, Nowwhat can we do to make it fun

(31:42):
for you? The Well, trya different park, Maybe try a different
park. Here's the here's the otherthing. And I learned this about kids
yesterday, Thank you, ma'am.Do you know how many? And I
didn't even know you could get thisdone. I've never heard of anybody doing
this. And again I'm not aDisney No, I'm not one of those
people that were like, hey andyour teas, that's from California. Do

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you know you can get a haircuton Main Street? That seems so odd?
And do you know how many kidsget their very first haircut at the
barber shop on Main Street? HarmonyBarbershop? Dad? Thank you get the
name right? That to me isawesome. And again I didn't even know

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it existed. No, I've neverheard of it. By the way,
are there plenty of adults and everythingwho get their haircut? Yes they are.
There are Chad, you could goin there and get a haircut.
But they said that so many peoplehave brought their kids in there. I
mean, think about it. Disneyis a kid's place, right like parents
bring their kids and I understand it, it's it's awesome, But for a

(32:54):
lot of parents that is their thingthat they want their kids first haircut to
be at the Disney, at theMagic Kingdom haircut place, Harmony, Harmony
Place, that that is the placethey get their haircut. I didn't know
that about first time. To me, that is awesome. That's a great

(33:15):
story because the arige person doesn't knowthat that is even available as a service.
And to tell people, I mean, you'd have to be reminded you're
so young. But to tell peopleyou know, I got my first haircut,
or you tell your own children atWalt Disney World and meanwhile your kid
is at the Kentlands, Yeah,they'd probably be like, wait what,
By the way, Chad's kid,Wilbo, he got his haircut, his

(33:37):
very first haircut was at the DisneyKingdom Haircuttery and did he appreciate the illusion
of timelessness or did he call itold? But that being said, just
to say I did it, Iwould get my haircut at Harmony even as

(33:58):
an adult. Yes, should haveit. It's as I think, haircut
and a beard trim twenty seven dollars. I was gonna check. I know
the prices before have been praised becauseof how expensive it now is just a
haircutter to get your haircut twenty sevenbucks seems cheap. It is. It's
seven dollars more than I spent tofly there the But no, but that

(34:20):
seems that seems relatively cheap. I'llsay, I think you have to.
I don't know how you make reservations. I don't know how any of it
works. That is, you knowwhat I want to do. I want
to do a promotion with Disney.I'm being serious. I want to.
I want to charter a plane wherewe do nothing but take people there.
And I don't care if you're anadult or you bring your kid to get
a haircut on Main Street. That'sfreaking awesome. By the way, the

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price you're referencing is for my firsthaircut, because you get a keepsake lock
of the hair, an official certificate, and I don't need my hair commemorative.
Mickey ears right. The adult haircutsstart at twenty one dollars. Oh,
it's even cheaper. Yeah, it'seven cheaper. And don't have to
walk around all day holding my hair. They'll just throw it right out that

(35:05):
they will sleep it. Ye,Max Goof comes in and cleans it up.
Goel. It's a small world.Yeah, maybe the single greatest experience
of Disney World. Wow. Thattalk about praise. That is high praise

(35:28):
for a ride. A lot ofpeople walk away from feeling differently the I
don't understand why people hate it andlisten, they just think it's lame or
well that's the thing. There's there'sdifferent people, like people hate the song
and they're like, oh my god, do I have to hear it and
mock the song and the repetitive natureof it. And it's not a thrill
ride. So there are a lotof elements. I didn't go visually beautiful.

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It is the single greatest experience.And I'll tell you why. It
may at the park or in yourlife. No, not in my life.
I've seen Stanley Cunstan. I knewhe was gonna do Stanley please he
shares the NHL with this all.No, And I'll tell you why is

(36:13):
listen. I never went as akid, right, I've never been on
It's a small world. But whenyou as an adult, when you get
on that ride and listen, andI don't need all the California people or
whatever, and like when you firstgo, you don't see anything, but
when you go around that corner andit starts, You're like, oh my

(36:35):
god, this is do you hear? My stomach you're how hungry. I
haven't eaten since I had a dollwhip and a spring roll and a grilled
chicken sandwich. Did I eat anythingelse? Cheese? It's on the plane
which we brought because I wouldn't paytwenty dollars for him. You were supposed
to get a hot talk in auro the It was like, at some
point you go, I can't believeI'm on this ride. Oh, okay,

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So it's you're you're taking your partin history. Yes, yeah,
okay, and but yes, soyou ought Yes, you're taking your part
in history. That's well put.Visually, it's spectacular. Yeah, it
really is. Listen is it?Is it tron going to one hundred miles
an hour? No? Is itdoing flips? No? Is it a

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kiddie ride? Yes? But atsome point you go, oh my god,
I'm sitting on it's a small world. It probably is. And again
I don't know this to be true, but I will bet it is the
most It may not be the mostpopular or the most loved, but it
is the most famous ride there.It's probably one of the most famous rides

(37:45):
in the world. You people mayargue that because the one out in disney
Land is older Disneylan. I'm justsaying it's a small world. But yeah,
as as an entity, it maybe the single most famous It's definitely
the most famous ride Disney World.But you may be right, it may
be the single most famous ride inthe world. Dumbo Rade's pretty famous.

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No, I'm going to totally disagree. No, I mean I would say
that and like the teacups and no, no, no, no no song,
you are so wrong. You areso wrong taking away from what you're
doing. You're giving me the feels. But did Kristen feel the same way
about that ride? Can you popyourself on it? Sounds like you had

(38:28):
an existential experience. You've never beenon that. I was I've been to
the one in Disneyland, which isand I didn't know so the video that
you posted right, oh he's watchingit. It's a small world. Thank
you Kristen for to Disney World.Yeah right, but had you been on
into Small World before the one?Okay, maybe it's the same feeling,

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but it's everything you want it tobe. You're like, holyyes, this
is it, this is it,and the song is fine. There's nothing
wrong with the site. Actually,you know what the song is great.
Does it go on, Yeah,of course it does. Does it stick
in your head yeah, like aworm. But there is a moment where
you're like, oh my god,I'm on. It's a small world.

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It was far and away the greatestpart of the day yesterday. Wow,
was just being like, I'm on, it's a small world. And not
because I have listen. I don'tcare about Disney. I didn't care about
it before we went, but itwas fun to go for a day.
But then we were going and werelike, okay, I have to go

(39:35):
on the ride, and there werepeople like, don't waste your time.
The song will get stuck in yourhead. You want to blow your brains
out like all of that. Theride sucks, it's not fast, it's
kiddy, all that other stuff.It was the single greatest experience yesterday.
I thought it was unbelievable for makingyourself so vulnerable. Unbelievable because I got

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you on Snapchat you were bobbing yourhead to the song. Yes, but
I had no idea that it wasso transformative. Oh I was in my
fields. What were you saying?Christ? So I agree with you?
I thoughtk you, it's like relaxingand you learn condition. Even though they're
all like, I don't want tosay dolls, but they're dolls. Yeah,
they're singing it as you're going throughit. They're singing it from their

(40:20):
country. Okay, I think peopleunderstand that. Well. I thought it
was cool. The so you nolonger America first, godlass stake here that
fact, Well, that sounds kindof anti American. The forty nine stars
feel Oh yeah, what fact?There's only one real flag USA flag in
the park, the one I hungupside down. No, it was like

(40:44):
it was the larger one as wewere exiting right well on the bench.
I didn't pay attention to that.I don't even know what you're talking about.
The rest of the flags. Sohe'd pointed out, Chad that there's
a colonial flag in Liberty Square.But then the others, he said,
have forty nine so they don't haveto follow federal instruction. If you're supposed

(41:07):
to lower the flag dollar staff theflags, that's very smart. That's very
smart. The other thing I canunderstand, but the skirting the that's that's
smart. The federal instruction, right, No, that's smart to acknowledge something
and not doing it because of younot having official flags. I have no
problem with that is I have noproblem with that is interesting? No,

(41:30):
you know why because think about it? When do we lower when do we
lower flags? Right because something badis happening? Yeah, to honor somebody's
passing, or yeah, I'm inthe most I am on the most magical
ride in the most magical place.I don't want to think about that.
I don't want to think about that. And everybody there is happy, well
not the parents with their kids.But no, it was I'm telling you.

(41:51):
I did point out to you guysall the places that I fought with
my children. It was it's asmall world. Is worth every cent of
it? Billing? Well, no, because that's not fair to say because
a lot of people go, it'sgarbage. It's as don't go, you
want to blow your brains out?It is. I love to wait right
nearby it. Peter panis so muchlonger. I loved it. Kristen.
Did you have a moment like thatwhere you felt like, this is this

(42:15):
is the hype right here, thisspot or this ride or this attraction.
I feel like no matter what,like you have no matter the wait in
line, which honestly said it wastwenty five and all the rides that we
waited in line for did not feelthat it was a forty five or anything
like seven hours at Avatar would feellike four days. But even though we

(42:35):
waited what like fifteen twenty five minutesfor that, it was definitely worth it.
You like, when I think ofDisney, Oh Park, you have
to go to It's a small world. Yes, now it's the most famous
ride in the world. When yousaid, it's like, you know,
the whole park is like outdated.It is you can tell, and then
it's old. It's old. Plusone of the hula girls she had like

(42:57):
a bad hip because she wasn't shakingit like the rest of them. That
was like like one of the canCan girls there would just sit there and
blink her eyes. Okay, sheneeds her leg fixed. They get around,
jeans break, they get around tomachines break. But it was cool.
Yeah, it was great. Talltoo. You have to remember,
like look up and Chad was likemake sure you look up, like what

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was the what was the ride?What was the ride that had the cool
ceiling? Pirates? Pirates has avery cool ceiling. Actually, you want
me to be critical if it's asmall world. I don't want to look
up and see ceiling tiles. Theyalso realize you're looking at dolls from the
seventies. If you're going to complimentthe animatronics of Jack Sparrow, nothing's lifelike.

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It's a small world. No,it's not. It's not. Except
for the girl with the bad hit. It's a lot of that yesterday.
A lot of fat scooters. Okay, at least they had the little like
bimiti top on top of them.The uh oh, and everybody's kids strollers
got like some it's Mickey Jimmy orsomething. Everybody's got to get. That
was the other thing. Like Chadhighlighted that too, like at some point

(44:06):
everybody put like backpacks down on benchesand stuff. Like when we were watching
the parade and I kept turning aroundand He's like, it's fine to worry
about it. Nobody's gonna take anything, you know what I mean. Like
there's like there's some sort of likelike universal amount of respect. And I
think that when I see a fighton YouTube in a community, well we
didn't see any of that. Hemade it seem like no, no,

(44:28):
no, And I was like,how do people like not get stuff stolen.
They're leaving, like diaper bags andeverything in their strollers, and they
just walk away like it's gonna befine, and they come back and there
it's there. I get it.I get it. It's not it's not.
Listen, am I going to rushback? No? I would like
to go see what another park lookslike. I would like to do that,
or another park. I don't know. I don't know which park,

(44:51):
but I get it. I getit. You felt the magic. I
felt like I should have taken mykids there went now when they were young,
When they were younger, yeah,now they would be like, oh
my god, it's hot. Canwe just go play Xbox? Where am
I going? Kristin line eight?Yeah, I know I'm running late.

(45:12):
Hi Elliot at the morning? Hiis this name? Yeah? Hi?
Who's this? Hi? This isVeronica from Midlothian's Yes, ma'am. What
can I do for you? SoI hear you talking about a small world.
It's several years about ten years ago, my husband and my girls went

(45:32):
and I went to Disney and Ijust begged him to get onto some small
world. He was like, no, it's dumb. I don't want to
go on there. You guys goon there ride. Yes, So me
and the girls went on it.The girls came back and I'm like,
Dad, you gotta go on there. You got go on it. He's
like fine, just because the girlsbegged him, so he went on there.

(45:55):
After that, we could not gethim off. Yeah, I get
trust me, I get you.Guys want to go back on, Like,
no, we're good. You knowwhat. You know what And this
is going to sound overstated, butI'll explain it. It's a life changing
experience, the exact same thing becauseeither you've been on it and and by

(46:17):
the way, everybody knows what itis, but you've either experienced it or
you haven't, and I'll never it'sit's it's pizza. You either no,
no, you've either experienced it's asmall world, or you have it and
you yes. So now now I'veexperienced, I get it, and you

(46:37):
are. And listen, I'm probablynot even in the first billion people that
have ridden that ride, but youfeel like you're part of that club.
Now. It was awesome. Itwas I'm telling you. He loved it.
Okay, I'm not doing that.I'd like, I don't feel I

(46:59):
don't feel it. No, no, no, I don't feel an urge
like I have to. I wouldrather go get my hair cut than go
on It's a small World again,Like I never have to ride it again
my whole life. So you reallywouldn't ride it again if you read the
park. I mean I'd go withlike if like the line was short,
if if I were going with peoplethat hadn't been on it, maybe,

(47:19):
But no, I mean by myself. I'm at the park by myself.
Well, if I'm at the parkby myself, I'm not going to Magic
Kingdom but the But no, Iprobably wouldn't. I don't need to go
back on it. There's nothing thatspecial about the ride, but it is
the single greatest moment of the wholetrip was being on that ride. Yeah,

(47:39):
yeah, I get it. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like brothers
with your boyfriend or your boyfriend he'syour husband. Yeah, no, exactly,
I get it. I get wherehe's coming from. Thank him.
Here we go. I conquered.It's a small world. I thought that
was one for like Space Mountain.I went through Space Mountain on the people

(48:05):
Move on the people Mover, whichagain looks but it's good. Oh meet
me there, it's good. Saysfun Chad's backpack. I liked it.
I'm glad. I am glad wedid it. I'm thankful for all the
people that we met who were whofollowed us down there. I'm thankful all
the people that followed us online duringthe course of the day. And I
will say, as much as Ihated missing a show yesterday, it was

(48:28):
that was nice to see. Therewere so many replies and messages and notes
being sent our way, but inan effort to conserve battery, I still
haven't gotten through half of them,so I will go through. Just know
if you were sharing a tip orwondering where are you now, I probably

(48:49):
won't respond to those