EITM: Diane's Birthday 9/12/23

Happy Belated?

Episode Transcript

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I feel as though I owe youa small apology for what was? What
was yesterday? Birthday? Yes?And what what did? What did I
not do? Bring a present?Yes? Yes, and I meant to.

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I meant to, but I didn'tand then didn't today. I remember
that in February. No no nono no no no no no no no
no no, because that makes thatthat makes you look back, pett makes
you look for your petty No,and you don't want that. You don't
want it. I believe we haveall things. I don't want to look

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petty. No, no, youdon't. You want to be the bigger
person, Be the bigger person.Now. I'm hoping to be able to
bring it in. Listen, Icould have just as easily have lied and
said I ordered it. It justhasn't hasn't arrived yet. I don't have
prime. But I didn't. Ididn't. I decided I would go with

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the truth and tell you that Ididn't. I didn't bring it in yesterday
or today, and hopefully it willbe ready to bring in tomorrow. Ready
the yes, yeah, the soyou need to like borrow a certain vehicle
to get it here. It's big, it's big. Diane it's big.
The is it a vehicle? Theoh no, no, no, no,

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no, I didn't get Diana car. It's just large, im I
will it. You'll let me know, you'll let me know. Well,
you should know it. You knowwhat it is. Is it large or
not? It depends if if youask, if you the storekeeper where I'm

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going to go? He or shemay no, no, but if you
if I'm large, I'm tall.If you ask a baby, but I'm
sure if you ask Shaquille, ifyou give me the size of something a
gift, the size of something ofa person, I would consider that to
be doesn't matter. I'm your samesize. It's a large gift. Yeah,

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thank you, yeah, thank you. So it's all perspective. So
you'll tell me, you'll tell mewhether you think it's a large or not.
I'm like I said, I'm hopefulthat it will be ready for tomorrow.
Did Kristen get you anything? Uh? Huh you did? Did you
bring it in yesterday? I didn'teven see it. What's the box?
Was it in the box that's inthe studio? No, no, that's

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different. Do you know what thatis? Is it from me? It?
Did it get here? That's abig box too. Now that's a
big box. Did Tyler get youanything? Huh? What did Tyler get
you? A bunch of Palo Santoand incense related gifts? I don't know
what. Palo Santo crystals and Igot a lot of sage. Oh Jesus

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Christ's all about the cleans I hookedfor. I got a feather O a
feathery feather, Diana, the wait, but what is that for? That's
some people with a feather thing.You found the cleansing smoke in the direction

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of the baddies. I'm sorry.The negative Oh oh yeah, you mentioned
there is sage and that's more fornegative energy. But then there is holywood
in there, and I hope youtreated it as such. Yeah, wait,
what is Holywood's pallow? It's PaloSanto? Right, Yeah, you
keep saying Palo Santo like anybody knowswhat that is. It is it is

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something something else that you would burn, I guess to get rid of.
But what is right, which isyou're very bit into sage? The what
is no? But what like isPalo Santo the company? No, it's
it's Hollwood. Yeah, it's Spanish. Palo is Holy Santo, Saint yeah.
Wait, so so you have holywood? Oh yeah, a lot.

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She's never run out. Oh didyou get a chord? Get Scott,
put it in the solo stove andget after it. What is the but
so do you you burn it likethe sage? Like Diane gonna start posting
like here I am sitting out.It's used in different rituals to bring good
luck, ward off signs of negativity, to get a better spiritual connection.

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How much are you looking forward totomorrow when my gift shows up? Is
you're a gift from the forest ofPeru. I don't think so. I'm
not sure yet, to be honest, But then I give her She she
kind of blew by it because Iuh, I know the next step in

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her spiritual journey is crystals. Shejoked about it when she was telling us
she was burning sage. First ofall, where did you get all this
crap? Add an ethically source online? Remember that's the thing you had
to You are supposed to make surethat a certain percentage of the business is

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owned by an indigenous person, SoDiane, you better do that before you
ar take But I gave for twodifferent kids. One is good vibes and
one is about manifesting. What isthat where you bring good to you put

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it out? Yeah, you putsomething out like you say it and then
then it'll happen. I'm going towin the lottery tonight just manifesting. Make
the healing crystals that came with manifestWait, is Diane, do you have
to rub these under your arms forlike body odor? I don't know what
she's talking about. Don't people putcrystals under their arms instead of deodorant?
That's different? How is that different? But this is more about like chakras,

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the you got amethysts, the forwhat? That's for the grounding?
That's the stone of tranquility and innerpeace? Have you used did you rush
home yesterday and use any of theScott did not use the rose quartz.
Scot's out of town and that's foruse. The turkey fellow and compassion?

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Will you honestly be honest, pretendTyler's not here? Will you use any
of this? Yeah? Absolutely?I hope the adventure on the way,
I don't know how to pronounce it. What is it that's the wealth and
prosperity? Is it the crystal?Yes? Okay? What do you do
with it? Rubb? It.It's all part of a process the first

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day and needs to make sure ohit's the indigenous and ethnically sourced and ikey
for so much California white saget,Did you really sage for days? The
and that that you just burned himboard off the voodoo? Yeah, well

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please be asked. You're not tosay that the first time, but if
she's allowed to use it, itis for more negativity and evil spirits,
yeah, whereas this holywood is forpositivity. The certainly nat am I going
to line one and that gets youto the good vibe set. There came
a three more healing crystals because I'mnormally selling night. Does I pronounce that

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one? That's a Wand did younotice that the were you just too taken
aback by the turkey feather? Thesell it? It's like, well there's
one that there's also a half shellthat came with it too. Is that
what you're talking about? The themollusk that's yeah, like the big clam.

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Yeah, like that was also Dian'snickname at Bradford. But is that
you're supposed to burn one of thethings and then you you set it in
there after? It is a naturalheat resistant goal. It's isn't it?
I will check myself now, Iguess with the person who's it to me?

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But isn't that abalone? I've heardthat word before. I just don't
know what it is in the paperworkI gave you. It should be.
I know it may not lie thepicture, but that's because it's from the
ocean. Is the Abalonia tuna?That was also Diane's nickname, Abaloney big
clam. It's a mother pearl finishfrom Earth's waters. What a great gift?

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Did you get? The stand?They can with it? M wait
to burn the to burn the incense? Well maybe it was it was it
was mixed in with the packaging.I see God, if you regift in
February, I'll kill you. Ifyou want the perfect bowl for spiritual cleansing,
Diane, you have to put togetherthe hand carved wooden cobra tripod stamp.

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Hi Yelli in the morning, Yeah, Hi? Who's this? Hell
is? It's Joey? Yes,Joey. What can I do for you?
What you might be interested in in? Uh? Palm santo is uh
so it's these little sticks. It'sthe type of wood from the tree.

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It's they come in like bundles thesize of like expo markers, like dry
erase markers for a white board,and they're great to like stick in the
bathroom with a lighter because you canjust flame it a little bit, get
a little smoke in there. It'sbetter than matches. Oh I got you?

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Or you can just leave the dooropen. You can do that too,
but you don't want to, uh, I understand. So you burned
Pallow? You turned you you burnPallo Pallow? What is it? San
Santo in the in the turlet?All right? Very good, very good,
Good on you, Good on youfor that you got, Christian.

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Do you feel great about your giftthat you got? Diane? Very similar?
She did? Well? Okay,well there was there was there was
some there was mark Christian turned yourself. Oh she's coming in, all right,
that's fine. Why has there sandand one of your boxes to help
extinguish the wands and sticks? Ihope? So there wasn't mine. What
did you get? I got her? So you know how she did her

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sage stuff? So I didn't gether sage, but it got her like
the these little triangle there like incensecones, but you put it on what
is a bowl, not a clamshell, right, and then you just smoke
it in shade. You smoke itand then it like helps the smoke helps

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keep the mosquitoes away. Yeah,it's like it's like incense that repels mosquito,
the tranella stuff. So both youguys went down that road, although
it just I don't I mean andand wine and Margarito's I went down the
road of ethical harvest. Did yourscome from ethical dealers with indigenous No,

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it's from like some bigfoot something bigfoot? Is that the guy with the
chew cheesy Diana. Let me justsay two words to you, black term
align. That's what you're gonna need. It's the protector Crystal tomorrow when you're

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so angry and need to relieve yourselfof the tension and panic from Elliott forgetting
once again to bring in your gift. It may happen. I don't know.
It may not be ready yet.It may not be ready. Detoxify
and it'll calm And it isn't thatgood vibes kit not on your big claim
the manifested bundle. Actually, becausebecause I got it's over, I gave

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you twenty thirty follow right, there'squite a few. Yeah, Alesanta,
what sticks? Uh? Those werein a nice little burlap sack. Yeah.
Yeah. Also you go friendly?All right, all right? Do
you have to do the sage withthe crystals together or I'm sure I know

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you are helping the band who hopefullyis not listening in the lobby, But
Diane can't do anything until she ensuresthat's rightly. No, that is true.
I know that I traveled to theforce of Peru for that. No,

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that that Amazon dot Com is frompartially owned by an indigenous person fingers
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