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June 2, 2025 38 mins
E needs to thank his lucky stars, Alan May and Karl Alzner.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I told you I got good news and bad news.
Not even bad news. I have no bad news on
the scan. I have some in complete news, meaning I
don't have all the test results back. But I told
you I wouldn't know everything for a couple of business days.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Correct, So they do. By the way, the test could
not be easier.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
So it wasn't like because some people were saying, are
you going to get freaked out claustrophobic?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
See? But that is and I understand why because I
even said too.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I said to Alan May and the people that work
at the name of the place, by the way, I
learned is Lifeguard. I didn't know the name. I just
kept calling it Locker's test. But the which by the way,
this was the test that Locker did when he found
out that his heart was garbage. I've had the test, Diane,
I know the lingo. So anyway, by the way, there's

(00:50):
so many pictures on the wall because they run people
through there.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I mean it's regular people go in there.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Also, the number of athletes that have run through there,
it's amazing, amazing. So anyway, there's no there's no claustrophobia,
like it's not It's not like you're getting an MRI.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh, it looks nothing like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It looks like you an MRI.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You slide into the thing, right, and it's loud, and
there's a million things spinning around and you're usually in
there forty five fifty minutes and if you move anywhere
during those forty five fifty minutes, they have to start over. Yeah,
and some people don't like MRI machines because of the
amount of radiation. Now I don't care about radiation, no,
but there are some people that do. Like at some

(01:31):
point they were because they were going over wide this
machine and not others, and they even brought up like
they're like, have you had an MRI And I was like, yeah,
of course I have. They're like those take so long.
They talk about the amount of radiation. I don't care
about that. I could not care less about radiation, Like
you go get like a like an X ray or something.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But there are some people that do. And I understand that, right,
So there's no claustrophobia. So now you do lay on
a table like on a on a like a comfortable bench,
let's call it, and there is like a big round donut, right,
and you kind of go back and forth through the donut.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, but it's nowhere close to you.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
So it's almost like those big it's almost like a
big arch, sort of like a secular argue that.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
So it's it's a decent distance above you.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh yeah, oh it's it's very it's very far over
your head. There is no claustrophobia. Here's the only directions
you have to follow. So you get in there right
and you Oh, by the way, I do, I did
understand that picture is not what I was in. It's
much more open than that. It's much more it feels

(02:38):
much more open than that. They do have a couple
of machines, but even that's not close on you, like
an MRI is.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm telling you this, it's easy peasy. So like remember
we were talking about like you. Sometimes you'll hear them
advertise on like Top's got the stupid Chris Core ones.
You know what that is. That's somebody It takes a
wand and by your body. Oh yeah, worthless garbage.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Like they're scanning a dog for a chip. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then there are there are other machines that exist
that take a much longer amount of time, and you
are you are, you are inundated with a ton of
radiation or dies if you if if if they want
to go back, that.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Looks more like it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
That's the same thing. This is a different Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's not as deep.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Oh no, you can see in this video it's not
deep at all.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh okay, okay, because that makes it look deep. Yeah,
it's not deep at all. Like you go right through
that thing. You're out on the other side.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, you can see the other side.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh okay, I couldn't see it for where I was anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So you go through there, right, And so some like
there are some body scans imagine if you will, where
it takes uh, like it looks at your body almost
in slices, and they would.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Be the size of like a big Belgian waffle. But
the no, no, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Give it a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, no, I'm gonna give you the comparison. Right.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So imagine I'm taking looks at your body in layers, right,
and your layers are as thick as a Belgian waffle, okay.
And the machine is also so slow that it'll get
you here, and it'll get you here, and it'll get
you here. So there's big gaps. Well, if you've got
something cancerous here, it could be in that gap that

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they can't see it. Or if you've got something bad
with your heart, it could be in that gap. Because
the slices that you get on this machine are about
as thick as a crape. There's thousands and thousands and
thousands and thousands and thousands.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Do they use the food analogy for any No, but
it's the way.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's the way that it made sense to mixture.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
If you will, a Belgian waffle.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But there's no gaps. You don't miss anything. So if
there was a lesion somewhere the old technology, you would
miss it. You could miss it. There's a higher likelihood
that you would miss it. And then that turns into
something you go, how did you miss that? Because that's
the technology that existed. This is the latest new technology.

(05:11):
I think there's four machines in the country. They have
three of them. It's unbelievable, it's great.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
So this is the Phillips machine.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yes, it is. You lay down on your back, you
put your hands above your head. Right.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
They put a sticky here, a sticky here, and a
sticky on each side of your abdomen. The hardest thing
you have to do is there's like in the machine
it says hold breath. You hold your breath, yeah, for
eight seconds, and then you breathe normally. I think I
had to do that four times total time. It takes
two and a half minutes.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
The whole test.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh wow, you.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Have to take your phone out of your pocket, your
water out of your pocket, and your keys out of
your pocket. Oh, in your belt. I had to take
my belt, did you.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Bitch because you wanted to keep your phone with you.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I asked if I had to take my ring off
and they were like, no, your ring's fine. Two and
a half minutes done, that's great. Then I go into
a separate room where I get a sonogram done of
my carotid arteries.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Why do they test your carotid arteries.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Looking for plaque or blockage or yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
And what and what comes with that stroke?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah? Your blood?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, as Scottie Allen the so anyway, so they want
to they want to test for that. And then they're
testing every Yeah, that's that perfect, there's nothing in there.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh that's you took my she did my carotids? AnyWho?
So you go through all that and listen. They'll tell
you could go get everything tested separately.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It would take you forever, and it would cost you
thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, and you would
be exposed to so much radiation. Two and a half
minutes done, took another probably three minutes to do my carotids,
and you're sitting in there with somebody who's doing it
or heartbeat hurt.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
All of it done, and it's like the so like
a sonogram. Wand yes, it's like.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
When I like when they were looking for like Jackie's
the my sperm in there.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
They also did it on my testicles. The oh, that's right,
same one. Elliott's got balls on his deck.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
The so. And before I left, I learned a couple
of things. Now I have a portal and I will
get more results later this week.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It was an emergency surgery, what Elliott.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, No, I have a portal, and once my results
are done, I will see everything.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
But you said you do know some news.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I know some news. The thing that I was most
scared of. And this is what I told Alan.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Alan, is this the thing that scared Jackie too?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It should scare everybody how have I always said I'm
going to.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Die massive heart attack, massive.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Heart attack, right because and I've always said I want
to scrape out all my arteries and just clean them.
Because all you ever hear is, oh, well, widow maker
ninety percent clogged. Had no idea. So the test that
they run that I get, I got the results for me.
There's a whole bunch of stuff that I'll get back

(08:17):
this week. Is how much calcified plaque is in your
veins and arteries, and that obviously constricts how.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Your blood flow is. If that thing shuts itself down
your toast, yeah, that's your widow maker.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now it could just be partially closed. And then you
got to be careful and let me ask you on
the agostin stale. That may not be the name. I'm
naming it, that the agostins.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
He also said that there is radiation in MRIs.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
He doesn't know exactly well, not MRIs, but other things.
To get all the testing done, like a normal ct SC. Yes,
that they're.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That that you you would end up being exposed to
some radiation to get all of the testing done that
gets done with this one machine, Diane, how much calcified
on the on the scale, the Augustin scale, whatever the
name is.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know the name.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
We agus a Gatston's score.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You don't know what yours is not at all.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
If your number is zero, it's just calcified plaque in
your claud arteries. Zero to ninety nine is considered mildly increased.
One to ninety nine is mildly increased. One hundred to
two hundred and ninety nine, right, And other people will

(09:44):
have these, they didn't get them the way I did.
You could go get this done to take you forever.
You can go get this done. There are people that
know what their what their score is. One hundred to
two hundred and ninety nine is considered moderately increased. They
recommend you get that looked at three hundred and above

(10:04):
moderately to severely increase.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I think the numbers go way high.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like what's almost a full blockage? Like what number would
that be?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
They told me, if you're above a three hundred, they
want you to go like see a car immediately you
can get home.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, I'm sure if I was up near I don't
know how high it goes. I think it goes to
a thousand. I could be wrong, but the but like
at some number they tell you like, don't even drive,
We'll call an ambulance.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, here, I just see over four hundred. I don't
see a ceiling.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I want to say it goes up to one thousand.
I could be wrong, but like once you get over
three hundred, you're you're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'd love to know what lockers was that. I asked.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
They wouldn't tell me, hippo, Well no, By comparison, I
was like, what number did he have that he came
back and immediately went to go see a cardiologist? Yeah,
you know what I'm like on a day to day basis.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, what do you think my score is?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I think you're a seventy four?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Seventy four.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't know why that number popped into my head
because you.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Saw John Carlson at the airport and you were both
thinking it. You're so proud of it, you can tell
I bet you're I agree, Diane, you're in the double digits?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Are you ready for this? Zero point seventy three? Get out?
I swear to gain you.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Have like like the plack level of a baby.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Of a teenager, Tyler, what does that say? Were they
even shocked? Nobody more run that again? Nobody more than
Alan may look at that? What does that number say?
Right there?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Zero point seven three?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You're not I'm not even at a one? No, no, and.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
One zeros in one tone is like my mild, Yeah,
I'm not even mild.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Do you know how I'm going to start eating? It's unbelievable. Yeah,
my karateds. Guess what my now karate leads to stroke? Yeah, undetectable,
so little they can't find them.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
The no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
My karates are totally funny. As a matter of fact,
my karateid arteries better than Alan's.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Well, he's admitted that he had issues when he initially
did this test.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, mine are great.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Your septs like when you go to the dentist.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (12:30):
All right?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
So, Diane, do you know what I expected that to be?
Great scores? Yeah, the it's.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Unbelievable, I told Alan because I was so. I was
so convinced.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
When they started saying what the numbers are for the heart,
I was like, boy, they are really setting me up, Like, hey,
congrats you beat Locker zero point seventy three. How is
that possible? How is that possible?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, you're a medical marvel.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Like for example, a buddy of mine. I was talking
to a buddy of mine over the week. He's got
a two sixty four.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Oh so he's done this test.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, not not not not the Alan May test.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, different places it just had just had that test done.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Well, looks like you can do sixty four. You can
go in and get specific tests done at where you were.
You don't have to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Correct, you don't have to do the full body right.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So in some cases, like a doctor like my buddy
who had got it done, they recommended that he get
that test done. So I don't know if he didn't
go to Alan May's place. He doesn't live there, but
we're lifeguard. But yes, like so some people get sent
to get that test done. They do that there.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's impressive.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't know how you're You're off point seventy three,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
So I had to answer, and I answered honestly on
all my paperwork. Sometimes I smoke, girl, how is that?
How is that possible? I even said to Alan I don't,
I don't. I when I got the number. I got
up and hugged Alan. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
How did they present it to I.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Was sitting down with Alan and like, the the hold
in your hand.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well he was in the room. Oh yeah, he was
in the room. He just he was there to heckle
with one of the with with two of the doctors
in Alan's partner who owns the place.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
But do people usually have like loved one with with them?
So he was your loved one?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
That was Alan was my loved one?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yes, okay, So I told Alan, can we can we
see how clogged this vein is? The zero point seventy
three carrotid's wide open. I got no stroke. I fear
no stroke. I feel I fear no heart attack. I
fear I fear nothing.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
So what's the the number that you said? Jackie was
concerned about my heart score?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, anybody who knows we would think how clogged is his?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I'm sorry, So her concern is out of it being
too good.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, no that that was going in my number. My
number would be too high. But if no.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
No going into it.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
She was like When I was like, I'm going to
find out how clogged my artories are, she was like Oh,
this is gonna be bad.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
So the other stuff that you're waiting on for the portal?
Are those not as like concerning tests to you?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
To me? Yeah, I fear nothing now, I fear nothing.
Hit by a car, hey, you got me lard, put
it on my plate. I fear nothing. I know some
other people that have been there, I know what their
numbers are. Not as good as elliots. Thank you? How

(15:41):
about that? How about that? Here's the other two things
that I learned. I learned that I have now.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't want a guff I learn guff guff. I
want to yelling. Number one. I learned that I have
a kidney stone.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh it is Why are we laughing now? Listen? I
don't know what's coming later this week. I don't know
what those results are. Listen. I may I have no idea.
I may find out I have like ten percent lung capacity.
I have no idea. I have no I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I don't even know what results are coming. You say
they look at everything. Now, I could find out that
Mike Pancreas is shot. I have no idea. But you
know what, I don't fear heart attackers, stroke suck it
so they said, I have a kidney stone. It is
two millimeters.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Is that relatively small?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I know it's.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Smaller than Woodies. Woody was one of the guys who
works at the place. He's got a four millimeter kidney stone.
He also went to the University of Tennessee. So I
was talking to him. His is four millimeters. He can't
hit like, he can't feel it.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I don't know how big.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, when does it get to be a problem to
where you get start to get the pain?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well, so that the tech said, hey, listen, when when
And you may never feel it.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
It may stay back here the rest of your life.
You have no idea.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I did read.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
About somebody though, who had a kidney stone that was
in the back. They got on a roller coaster, it
went spinning, shot it right around to the front, right
out the d They got off the ride and had
to go right into the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Anyway, I may never.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Feel it, but you may also have to pass it here.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
That I don't want.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't want like I want to get it blasted.
And they were like, it's two millimeters. But they just said,
so here's the good thing. If I wake up and
I've got extreme pain over here. Now, I know what
it is. I don't have to sit there and go,
oh my god, I bet it's a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, you know why, don't fear it. I have no
clogging in my arteries, my ardory. You know what it is.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I must eat so much butter, it all just goes
flying straight through so much butter and fat.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Now here was the only concerning thing that I heard
besides the kidney stone. Kidney stone isn't concerning to me
until I have to pass it, which I may never
have to. I will tell you this, I'm drinking water
like my life depends on it.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Are you a little less iced tea?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Right? The say again, a little less iced tea? Absolutely,
I don't want to pass it. Kid All you hear
about is it tears up whatever that that tube is
that goes from the tip of your penis all the
way in. I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Remember at one of our shows, that guy was on
the floor in the urinal screaming bloody murder because he
was passing it. You imagine being on a roller coaster
and it doesn't work, screw and the next thing you know,
you got a kidney stone shooting out your penis.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Well, but what concerns you.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yes, I have two nodules.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Where lungs. Huh oh, now I turned white as a ghost.
It's not bad news.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
What does a nodule mean though, That's.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
What I said. Yeah, well that's not true. And I said,
oh cancer.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, so you can get nodules on your lungs. By
the way, they are very common, and they do say
not all nodules lead to having cancer. However, in some
cases lung cancer does start from nodules.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
That's what I'm reading right here.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, so here were the follow up questions, what are
you writing?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I'm just it's like I'm keeping your chart here. No,
she was crossing your name off her Christmas lives.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
So here were the follow up questions. Number One, you
ever have COVID?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
I said, currently, I said. She said, well, I don't know.
I called for six weeks, but whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I said, don't know, never tested, but would bet my
life and everybody else is in here.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yes. They said okay.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
They said, have you ever had a like like a
respiratory problem and I said, currently active one?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
And they said what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I said, I've been fighting this goddamn call for like
six weeks.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's been horrible.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
They said, did you ever have like pneumonia as a
kid or anything like that?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
And I was like, I don't know, I.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Said, but I know, like right now I've been dealing
with six weeks of cough and my brain's out. Since COVID,
the number of people that have had nodules on their
lungs have skyrocketed, because all that is is a little
scar oh okay, And so the number of people who
have nodules on their lungs skyrocketed in what year did

(20:33):
what year did COVID start?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Twenty twenty, that number has skyrocketed.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And people who have had pneumonia or like when they
were a kid, they had something. People who have like
a bad cough or some kind of respiratory illness.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
They get them and they show up.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
By the way, two is nothing. But what they said
is now that we know they're there, we can continue
to monitor them. So that was concerning to hear, But
then I was told, it's no big deal.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
I see here up to half of adults have exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
So when I was talking to some friends over the weekend,
another buddy of mine was like, oh, I got nodules.
I was like, how do you not tell somebody they're like,
because everybody's got them. So, yeah, half the population has them.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I had no idea I had nodules. No, that's not
why I guessed I had them. Nothing to even worry about,
but that was that was the concerning thing that I heard.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
To be aware of them as Yeah, absolutely, especially if
other symptoms arise.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Right which right now I have none of.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Now I don't know what I'm getting in three to
five days, but I'll check my portal.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, so, like, what are the they did?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
They did everything from from essentially the top of my
neck to below my balls, like down through my thighs.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
So I don't know. Let's see what comes back. But
isn't that great? I'm like a horse.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
It's surprisingly good news. You had to walk away feeling
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And that's what I told Alan, because I kept telling Allen, great,
I'm gonna be Locker.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
And I don't mean that in a bad way. But
I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't
want to go through heart surgery. Nobody wants to go
through hearts or I bet Locker didn't want to go
through heart surgery. Locker also didn't have the numbers I had.
Oh god, well, I can't say anything to you. Two.
You don't know what your numbers are.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Zero point seventy three unreal, unreal, better numbers than help for.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
He did too.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
You don't understand how many hockey teams have gone through there,
and it's in Tampa.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Did do it?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
The I don't know if Allsner's done it. I don't
know if Allsner's done it. I saw the entire Philadelphia
Eagles coaching staff on the wall.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
John Tortorella and I both in shorts.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
The there's a there's a bunch of like I don't know,
I don't know what's hip.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Hop if flyers are Eagles, Tortorella flyers.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh, I'm sorry flyers flyers. But there are a bunch
of football players that have been through there.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And again, I don't know who I can say or
not say, because that that gets into anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I can't. I don't know what I could say. But
there's a bunch of them that had been through that.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I feel like if they're on the wall, that's a fair.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Game, okay, if there so, if they're on the wall,
because there is nobody, Yeah, I know Gretzky's been through there.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Picture of him and Allan may I met. My picture
doesn't go up next to his. The But it was great.
It was awesome. I feel so good, And that's what
I said down.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's a huge relief, I'm sure, the just.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Knowing and the feeling of like, oh my god, this
is great because wouldn't you have thought I had clogging? Yes, yeah,
of course I did too. I feared.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
No, uh, you don't sound anxious at all about the
pending results.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
No, I'm not. Now that may change in a couple
of days when I get a bag and was like,
oh no, well, at least Locker only had to have
heart surgery with all my organs that I have to do,
so we'll see. I don't know what those are, but
it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
And I probably have Listen, I don't work for the place,
but I probably have messed up some of all of
the information. But I'm telling you, five minutes of testing
and you're done.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And here's the.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Other thing I'll saying is I was talking to the
one of the other owners who was there, whose dad
was a very.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Very prominent doctor in That's how Alan and they met.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Is his father was a very very prominent doctor in
Maryland and he came out of the University of Maryland.
So that's how Alan met him. But I know that
the facility is going to he didn't say, don't say this,
so I'm going to open open up here.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
They're gonna open one up here.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
So they have one in Phoenix we read last week.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, and then Tampa obviously, so the but one is
one's come in here.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I would recommend everybody do it.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
The peace of mind. Now I got peace of mind.
Locker didn't, but I got peace of mind. No no,
But don't you think Locker appreciates knowing, even good news
or bad news?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You want to know? So that was Tampa, so very successful.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Run met John Cooper saw halpern I miss I miss
healthy as a horse, at least until I opened my
portal in a couple of days. Healthy as a horse
tick her strong. Got a couple nodules. But that's okay,
So just half of America minor probably smaller. My karate's
beautiful crystal clear. So I told them I'll go back

(26:08):
next year. They say that obviously you should keep no
d You can go back as often as you want.
I want to go back and see what's going on.
Has anything changed? Truthfully, I'd like to go back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Why what did you eat yesterday?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
What didn't I eat? Man I ate? So no, no, no,
I told Youian Italian last night.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, well that was last night.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
But you know what, you know what I didn't shy
away from ees XMB XMB extra met balls absolutely got
right after it. So that's number one. Number two, I said.
The other person I wanted to think was Carl Alster.
So I got back from Tampa early Saturday and was
able to make it over to Swing into summer.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
First of all, fantastic event. They really do such a
nice job. And I know the entire team that works
on it is Carl and his wife Mandy.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
They run the whole organization. Unbelievable it is. It is
so well run.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
The park's great right Like I wasn't. I wasn't around
last year when they did it. So this was the
second year Locker was there. I didn't get to talk
to him. He was up in the broadcast booth with
Joe b but they were both there. You know who
you know who I saw who I haven't seen in
a while. Is that Mike Green.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Oh, that's right, he was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, so I talked to him. Dude.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It was awesome seeing Mike Green. It was great seeing
Mike Green. Talked to Bastrom for a while. Talked to
Mike Green for a while, talked to Dylan Strom.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
For a while. Osh was there. Every Oshie kid was there.
You know who can hit the hell out of a baseball?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Is it a good game? Is a competitive Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Actually it went to extra innings.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
But this is the store score crazy? Is the defense
any good?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, it depends. They had to.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
One of the teams had to switch around their right
fielder because the other team kept hitting the ball to
right field. And the guy who was playing right field
is not good at softball.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Who was that?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Connor McMichael. Yeah, which is good. He plays hockey right,
not good at all.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
You'd rather excel at hockey.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
They ran up the score on him like they would
hit a fly ball in like Connor. I don't know,
maybe he was looking at something else, but like he
would come running in and then he'd be like, oh
it's back to the wall.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
And here I go. Or maybe he needs an eye adjustment.
But yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
If it's extra innings there some parody.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean the score guy. The score
was high. The score was high, a lot of runs
being scored. It was like twenty five to twenty two. Yeah, no,
a lot of runs, a lot of and then and
then some people took it game. Some people took it
real seriously, like Dylan stro He's like diving for balls.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Even his wife was like why is he doing this?
Like why is he trying to get hurt? Ryan Zimmerman
can hit a baseball, a softball, really, so kid at
him eating. It's amazing, It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
But it was great and they raised so much money.
The presidents, the racing presidents were there. They had other
skills competitions.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh I saw Tarak elbas shere, he was there and
said hi to him. But then when the game ended,
I got to do it. I got to meet Carry
Price who by the way.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Was there a line the I and did you walk
in front of the line?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Was he even made available to the general public or
did you have to go into the dugout?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I went onto the field, the the the Yeah, so
I went through the dugout and then onto the field,
which is how I got out to like Mike Green
and Backstrom and all them, and then I saw Carry
and I grabbed my two boys and I was like go.
So we made our way over to Carry Price, who

(30:12):
was He signed a bunch of autographs. I will say this,
he played first base.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
If somebody threw a ball kind of wide, I mean,
obviously the guy can catch. He caught pucks better than
any other goalie at any point.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I mean, he was great.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
He was great, and at one point I felt bad
because Braiden Holpey was there.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Braiden had the best walk up music. He's Chapel Roane.
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Crow went nuts the But you're looking at Braiden Holpey
and you're going that dude is a stud. And they
introduced right after him, Carry Price, and you were like, oh,
not nearly as good.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
But that's true.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Even Braidon Holpey would tell you that Carrie Price is
one of the greatest goalies of all time. And so
even at some point you were like, if you're if
you're Braiden Hopey, do you look at Carrie and go
like wow, like there's good and then there's him.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Is that your son's favorite goalie? The yeah, yeah, yeah,
Braiden should have worn a Stanley Cupp.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Ring the uh yeah, Carry doesn't have one of those.
He does not there. I will argue Carrie Price is
the greatest hockey player to not win a Stanley Cup.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
That's a huge thing.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
He's a two time MVP of the league. Anyway, Carrie's there,
So we walk over and I introduced myself, stammering, and
I was very nervous, and introduced the boys. He could
not have been nicer.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
And my kid is wearing My younger one, who is
a goalie, is wearing a Carrie Price T shirt.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
And so Carrie liked that. That was nice. That was nice.
The older one, my older one, took a picture with
him also, and then I took a picture with him.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Diane, I hope he could. I had nervous breath, like,
I hope he no.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I hope he wasn't. Like Jesus you steak. I was
so nervous meeting Carrie Price.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Here is the photo.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
My son was like, oh, I've watched and like I
wanted to get mad at my kid because my kid
was like, I've watched a bunch of your videos and
when you start pummeling Paul Mary, and I was like,
oh my god, don't embar don't be that guy. And
then I was that guy, except I didn't say anything
because I was so My breath stink so bad.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Diane, that's that's a healthy breath. That's the sign of
any disease.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Ask me about my non block.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I'll pull out my paperwork. I had just come from Tampa.
My paperwork was in the car. How great is that.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
That's a cool photo.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
That's Carrie Price in person. And like you said, one
of the single greatest hockey players of all time, like.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
You explained, for him to just come out east is
a big deal. To be at the event that you
were going to get to go to was very special.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Listen, the only time I've ever seen Carrie Price is
on the ice. And I see him on the ice,
and you look at me and you go like you're
watching greatness.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
To be able to meet him, Oh my god, there
was a kid. It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Now, I don't know if the kid brought them for
Holpy or for Price, but he brought leg pads to
get signed. I'm assuming it was for Carrie, right, And
I mean that with no disrespect to Braiden Holby, because
Braiden's awesome both as a person.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And as a goalie. Guy played in the NHL, won
a Stanley Cup. He's good. How about that?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
How tall is mister Price?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
He's a tall boy. I bet he's well. How tall
am I? I bet he's six'?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Four internet says six.', three, okay yeah he's still in.
Great shape he looked taller in. THAT photo i also
look maybe a. Little shorter how? About, THAT though i
got To Meet. Carrie, price.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah you had quite.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
The weekend i'm gonna live for a long time like
that could have been my make a. Wish photo if
the news would have, BEEN bad i would, have, said
hey you may be the LAST person i take a.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Picture with jen Writes. On instagram carrie was awesome with
us regular. People TOO oh, i, guess well that's good
to hear that he got to.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
You guys but but she does.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Right in the comments Or, ON instagram i saw this
go down and was So glad elliott got.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
His picture, thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Thank you, That's.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Embarrassing elliott why for someone to see your interaction?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Go down, yeah no but they said they WERE glad
i got to take my picture but it means that
you made. A scene oh. You have there was nothing
that was gonna stop me for.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Here's me you.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Don't understand there was nothing that was gonna stop me
From Meeting. Carrey Price dylan strom told me that his,
rookie year his second game, They played, HE'S like I Mentioned.
CARRY price i Was Telling dylan strom HOW excited i
was To Meet, carry Price And dylan strom, Was like
i'd never met. HIM either i was excited To be during,

(35:17):
Warm ups strom was Throwing With, carrey price and.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Even he told me he, was like. That's awesome i've
never met.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
The guy his second game in, the league, he went
he hit a Crossbar playing montreal and. Didn't score he,
was like MY first nhl goal would have Been Against,
carry PRICE but i hit. The bar but even he, was,
like yeah It's. CARRY price i can't believe he.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Was, there yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
That's cool now we did.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
HAVE ad i Did tell carry we had a mutual
friend who he wanted me to. Say, hello NO because
i Had told halpert HOW excited i was To Meet,
carry price and, he's like he is the.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Nicest guy, HE'S like i played with. Him twice. He's
great so it was a nice.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Breaking point and then EVERY time i, SAID halpurn i
was afraid that carry Was like jesus'.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Son and that he got. AN altoid.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I was, so nervous, So. Nervous diane but what a.
Great weekend so thank you very Much To. Carl alsner.
GREAT event. I did i Did send Carl and mandy.
A note i don't, know what but the show has
to be involved in the event next year more than
just like Talking to carl about it like it. Was
great it, was awesome and they do a great job

(36:38):
and a pucked toss like it. Was awesome so between
my heart being healthy and.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Then helping raise money to make, people healthy that's. Great weekend.
Great WEEKEND and i Got my?

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Christmas card are you using the one with your children?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
And him are?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Just? You no, just me, just me have the holidays
And the.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Seagull family here's Me And. Carrie price i'm hanging.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That up i'm.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hanging you Don't think i'm getting that picture? BLOWN up
i made fat head that.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
THAT'S awesome i think you took care. Of, That, no
diane it's because he's got a. Big head Nod is
johnny perfect Health numbers johnny.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Perfect health.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So, thank you, thank you, Thank You. Carla hawlsner you
have an. Unbelievable event it is very well run and
a ton of athletes. Show up it was so good
To See. Mike green so he. Looks great by, The
Way mike green, looks fantastic and he told me he.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
FEELS great i told you should go get this. TEST
done i bet you don't feel as GOOD as. I do,
All right so thank You To.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Alan May and i'm telling you we'll find out when
they open the.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Health PLACE and i don't think it's. NEXT week i
know it's not, next week but when, IT does.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
I feel.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
SO relieved i fear no heart attack. Now again three days,
FROM now i may fear the removal of a lot,
Of organs but for, Right now.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I'm solid and thanks Again To karl awlsner and His.
Wife mandy. Great event they raised a ton. Of money
hot dogs were. GOOD too i ate a couple. OF
those i DID because i knew with, this heart why
would all have? A SECOND and i have. Potato salad
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