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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So doctor Takanori, I hope I'm saying it right. Doctor
Takanori Takab of the Institute of Science, Tokyo has completed
and has the results of the first clinical trial, and
(00:21):
it's being considered a success, a step along the road
to a treatment that could save many lives and prevent
even more injuries. Now I know, you realize I left
something out of that. What was his clinical trial?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Seems pretty important?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
With one point.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Five million critically ill adults undergoing tracheal intubation each year
in the USA, ten to twenty percent of whom suffer
damagingly low oxygen levels, there is now a potential for
a widespread demand of what doctor Takanori Takab has done.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh let me cueue barnaked ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We were just talking about ventilators yesterday, Yes, we were.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We were just talking.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Maybe you know what, maybe my computer was listening to
the show doctor Takanori Takab's results of the first clinical
trial of interioral ventilation that in tyrol E N T.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
E R A L.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Look it up like the intestines in tyrol.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Now that's I N. This is E n E N
T E R A L.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Ventilation have been published and are considered a success, which
is a long which is a step along the road
to a treatment that could say many lives and prevent
even more injuries. I am.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
When you look up in tyrol ventilation, what does it say.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Uh, delivering oxygen through the anis it's butt breathing?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But wait, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
By the way, this guy, this guy got the ig
Nobel Prize for it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
The Instagram Nobel Prize.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
No, no, his story is awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, you said, Maggie Saje actually get this right.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, she looks great in the Elliot the Morning shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So before you just like laugh at breathing through the anus,
it's called butt breathing.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
No, that's what they call it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, it's not butt breathing. Thought, oh that's the medical term.
But like in the office, it's called butt breathing. Turtles
do it, dragonflies do it, other animals do it.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Why shouldn't humans be able to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The approach that doctor Taka Nori Takabe, Well, Diane, you
tell me how would you do butt breathing?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And don't say it's like mouth to mouth, but you
use the butthole.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
It's got to be give her a second, and that
was you. So it's it's got to be like a tube.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So instead of instead.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Of going right to the spinker, I'm thinking of like
a tank of oxygen and then there's a spout that
you insert into the tushy.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, and then they turn it on and then it's
too much like it fills you up like a helium.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
No, no, mm hmmm, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And you said this has been through human trials.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The first step of clinical trials.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes, what does that mean that they have clearance to
do it or they've actually had some people do it?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're you're getting into a gray area, not gray, maybe yours.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Hey, welcome to brown Town.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, So Diane, you're not turning a tank on and
blasting air into the butthole, but you are butt breathing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I would have no idea. My my method seemed rational
the yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But but but think about it in terms of practicality,
it wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm thinking about how you get if you're if you're
getting like you said, intubated, it's it's a tube down
your throat, right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Or okay, no, I mean I'm not I I understand
your log.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Or another way is you just have a mask over
your mouth right and knows So I wouldn't know what
any other way to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could you sit on the mask?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
But she already said toue no, But I know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But you're saying, would you just like cup it over
your bh I guess yeah, so like you're not tube
in it, you're just cupping it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What if this is what you see on the NFL sidelines?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh, I just ran a pig sick. I am tired.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Now you have run to the bathroom like that before.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But that's true, that is that's not for an internal ventilation.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
That is as popsy.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, spooky, spooky, there you got Chrystal.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, no, no, no, but now, but but you got
to think of it in terms of practicality.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
If you're attached to something you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Move, I'm still I don't know how they would do it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's like an oxygen tank that you do drag alongside
you around.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I see that person at the caps well I used
to by the way, By the way, how empty were
those seats last night?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
The vault seats? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Horrible anyway, the approach doctor Takanori to Kobe to Koby.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We got his name, Why do you keep going back
to his name?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
How about give the guy some credit. He's going to
eliminate ventilation with.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It, butt breathing ram.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The approach is to create a liquid rich indissolved oxygen
provided anally for absorption through the colon. After all, if
nutrients can make their way from the intestine straight into
the blood, why not oxygen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
The liquid.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Per flute I can't even come close, can hold forty
to fifty times as much oxygen by volume as can
be dissolved in water.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
So is it kind of like a suppository.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And about twice as much as human blood holds, and
it releases those that oxygen easily. So Chris, the idea
actually requires less advanced technology than mechanical ventilators when lungs
are failing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
So right now, what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The test it is they give these people the liquid,
right which is about a leader, which is about a leader,
and they pump a Keep in mind, they'll figure out
later how to make it work, but right now they
got to make sure it does. So right now they
take these they used I think it was twenty seven people.
I'd volunteer to be number twenty eight, and they lay
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it down on a bed.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Now keep in mind, this will advance, so maybe it will.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Be a suppository or some kind of like liquid fof
But anyway, right now, they lay you down and they
take like an IV bag and they run that tube
into your bungie and they put a leader of this
liquid into you and then you go. You have to
you have to sit for an hour without releasing it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, you sit up or you stay laying.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Say again, well they put you on a toilet in
case you diarrheat out, so sit up.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, it's all asked.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Of the twenty seven. Twenty five held it. The other
two Yeah, the other the other two were like, oh
now they did say in so they they questioned the
other two like what happened?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Why'd you why'd you lose your load?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And one of them was like, I haven't defecated all
day and once the once the liquid got in there,
it was I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I couldn't hold it in. But that's that's important info
to know. Yeah, see there I am. There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Class.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, so you see they fell it.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
So he directed excretion.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, well, the guy's sitting on he's not actually on
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
What is he what's the sheet around him and everything?
Where Doesn't it look like he's like seated on like
a end of a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, he's seated on like an ottoman. But there's a
towel on it. In case I liquid crap.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
You guys, it's because they this is.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
For any area that they're doing something too. They always
just allow for that little region to because.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You're looking at the wrong place. Look to the right,
not during the procedure. Yeah, I don't need my legs
and my back exposed. You just need my butthole. The
one on the right is the ottoman with a towel.
That's what Diane's talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's gross. Diane wants to look into the contents of
the bowl.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Think he's sitting on a bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You said he was sitting on a toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh maybe maybe.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Now it's an ottoman with a towel on top of it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And our old studio, did you use a toilet as notoman?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And then you could see safe and well tolerated and
healthy adult male and you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Could see the amount that went in.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So what I was gonna say is, though, Kristen, your
guess was wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What was her guest?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
She had a theory as how you would butt breathe.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Hold on one second, Kristen, can you turn yourself on.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
This should be a treat now, don't change it. I
have to talk to my kids about this all the time,
with trying to appease me with their answers to something.
You've heard the award.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Winning time g Nobel Prize.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Will copy off of doctor to knock.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No Mary, it is doctor Takanori Takabe to copy.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yeah, copy because I have questions for this procedure.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, but will you go with your first thought on
how we do butt breathing?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yes, before you said something about it, Ivy going in.
I you know how you normally breathe.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
In that people, I got my pats.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You breathe in right and out.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Right in through the nose, out through the mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yes, right, so well, hold on, Diane seems confused.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Diane tried to breathe.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, yes, I know how I normally breathe.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
So I wanted to know if this is like you
breathing in but you clinched the tush and told it
so right now, like a kegel almost, but with your butt.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, I understand that, But how am I getting the
air in there? You breathe like you're but that's going through.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You clenched the toush.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, I understand that, but the air is going in
my mouth.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
No, stand up right now. Please now, glinch the you're
breathing in something that's going up there.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
No it's not.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You hold it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Stop. Here comes to the thing.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
You hold it, and then you release like the fart gas.
So you're you're releasing air.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I want a little man to come running through the door.
It is me, Doctor Takabi.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
She got it right, because I was thinking yes, because
you said, you said the studies like turtles do it
and dragon yeah, dragon fly, but they all don't have
ivs in the tush, correct, So I was thinking ivy lists.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, no, no, no, And by the way, you're right
to do that. You're right to do that exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But a question, but I don't know. But the but
the question would be I don't know. I don't know
how a snake. I want to say, is it? Is
it water?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, because dragonflies wouldn't have anything to do with water snakes.
I mean they can be around water, turtles can be
in loud water. But are they are they absorbing the
water like snakes? Have a cloaka kloaka?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I have the dragonfly answer.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And by the way, quick shout out to Robert Benjamin
because that was his email address.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Klooka at aol anyway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The dragonflies have gills inside their rectum, so they extract
oxygen from water.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, I got gills in my rectum?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Wait? So is that how a snake does it? Do
they have gills in their rectum?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I feel like the snake ones come up before some
sea snakes absorb oxygen.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Through the water. There you go, There you go. I
got gills in my water in my rectum?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Can I just think Kristen before she gets into the
Q and A part. I'm so happy that in her
on air explanations she also used, like she did in
her post and X, the term the fart gas. I
had my fingers crossed.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, Q and A portion.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Okay, so now that you explain there's an ivy.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Involved, right, Well, this is all in the clinical part, yes,
but there will have to be a So the future
is there will have to be a way to get
it into your rectum but chugging without having to use
like a like a hose or something like that.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
So my question is how often would you have to
go back to get the procedure done?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think it would depend on what your left like.
I don't like, like once you come off a ventilator.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Aren't you good?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Can I ask a question a one week? Can I
ask a question? Can I ask a question everyone? Everyone?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is it a Christen's theory?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The no no, no, well kind of kind of so
like a suppository is like a little like almost like
it's an oversized capsule that you that you push into
the tush. Remember when I was young, my mom wanted
me to do that and it melted in my hand
like a candy bar, and I was like literally trying
to put the.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Liquid in the tube. Sad Halloween. It was horrible.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
My mom was like, you got to put this in
your tushy and I was like, I can't. And I
held on to it for so long it melted in
my hand. Never lost that constipation. Well I must have.
I'm not constipated anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, But if you use a stool softener, like an
over the counter stool softener, doesn't it come like almost
like in a squeeze bottle and you you put the
you put the the the end of the bottle or
just the little tip of the bottle, and you squeeze
the stool softener into into your tushy.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I thought you could take stool softeners or as Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
No, that's like x lax and stuff. But isn't there
a liquid stool softener that's over the counter.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Are you talking about like an enema?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Isn't an anma stool softener?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean, I guess it's many out?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, okay, is there simple? Yes?
Speaker 7 (16:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If I walked into CBS right now, is there a
stool softener that is like almost in like almost like
a like a little like a like a almost like a.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Like a baser if you will that you's like.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
The little bulb thing.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's like what you when when the kids were babies
and they would have you like suction out their noses exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Don't you use that to get it into into your buttthole?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Are you talking about fleet?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
That's an enema does the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Not every enema is for laxative relief.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
For the ones we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It is my coffee enemas for overall total health.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Anyway, anyway, Yes, fleet isn't.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Is this the little yes pipette you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, I would never use fleet but anyway relief in minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Say again, well, first of all, I'll never be constipated.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Number two is, but that that is how you would
have to do this, because if yes, it's still probably
better than being on a on a ventilator, and maybe
you would be better off and it gets it in
there and takes care of it quicker, but you would
also want to be able to do it at home.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Why is the woman on the fleet box dancing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Because she's happy it's.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Over Because she hadn't taken a dump in like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
She's hydrated and softened. Yeah, okay, thanks to that lubricated
gentle glide tip hack to us.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Hi elliot the morning, Good morning. Hey, yes, go ahead.
I had a buddy in high school that could do something.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Like the way, she explained, and he would just make
himself fart in the most ridiculous ways.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Sir, I'm I got a guy who's like Nobel Peace
Prizing or Nobel Science Prizing, but breathing. And you got
a guy who could do like a stupid party trick.
But also, but also you would have to the liquid
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that you will be using has to be so rich
in in oxygen.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
So that's why like for the snakes and the dragonflies
with the with the gills in their rectums, they are not.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That's just regular. Like they're not trying to solve a problem.
But what he said is if they can do it,
why can't we. Now granted we don't have gills in
our in our rectums.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Now a lot of people are mentioning with irregular enema.
Is bloating is a big concern?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Is that addressed?
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That came out Like when the guys had to sit
there for an hour on the toilet with a towel,
was there like there was the one, there were the
two guys who didn't make it one remember I told
you that and defecated that day.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Some of them did deal with some some bloating.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Sure, but here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I see that you gotta hold you gotta hold it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
For sixty minutes a leader, think of think of a
coat bottle, not like the two.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Let me know how it feels, what Elliot.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Gotta be careful with insertion now, I'm just picturing when
you're using the bottle when you drop a mento.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh, I gotta breathe in like Chris but Chuggy line one.
Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Hey ell Yeah, how's it go on?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Class?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I'm doing great? Thank you? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
I just had a question because with normal respiration, I'm
in the empty. So you're gonna have gas exchange. So
oxygen is going to go into the lungs and then
carbon dioxide is going.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
To go out.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Uh, this is gonna be liquid, and so oxygen is
going to go through the membrane of the anus. But
there's gonna have to be some type of way to
get rid of the carbon dioxide. So yeah, so I
mean it's gonna have to be some type of like dialysis.
(20:48):
Like there's great applications for like like with trauma and
like traumatic injuries where the lungs don't work. You can
butt chug some liquid oxygen for a while while they're
working on your lungs and that's great. But the way,
let me got to be a way to get rid
of the carbon dioxide.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Let me read from doctor Tacave.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Their approach is to create a liquid rich liquid rich
and dissolved oxygen, use.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It anally for absorption through the coalon.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
If nutrients can make their weight from the intestine straight
into the blood, why not oxygen right.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
But they're still going to be waste carbon dioxide once
the cells use at oxygen fart.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't know, Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. Listen,
I'm not the doctor. I just think what the guy's
doing is amazing. If you told it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
If I came in here and said, I figure out
this is the problem, thank you doctor.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
If I came in and said, by the.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Way, I found a way to prevent one and a
half million people from going on ventilators, I would be
I would be carried down the street.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Like I just want a championship.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
But what until I was like, oh, you just gotta
put all this liquid in.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Your anush figures.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It is addressed he as the for most patients, mechanical
ventilations adequate for delivery of oxygen and removal of carbon
dioxide from circulation. However, first responders don't have mechanical ventilation available.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
So they can't intubate you.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, intubate, isn't that usually you're making your way to
a hospital.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Whatever. They can't dentilate me.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
So he actually asked you of I mean, just like
course Kristen did, asked you a very important question.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And I gave him a very important answer.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You said, the fart gas you stole from Kristen.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to get
it out.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's not my it's not my I did not win
the Nobel Medical Prize Line seven Hill the Morning. Hell, yeah,
there is crafts. Yes, what can I do for you,
sir oh?
Speaker 11 (23:04):
I was saying what they could probably do to administer
without having to go through therect them, like you were talking.
They could probably do like a port and that way
they don't have to administer all the liquid at once.
They could set it on a timed grip.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, but I think I think the goal.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I think the goal is so that you're not you're
not tied up to one of those that it is.
I don't want to say pump and dump, but it
is like you're not you're not. You're not tethered to something.
That's why I just want to I just want to
fleet it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And quit it and get after it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
This is the liquid used in EVA, so that would
be that terial ventilation via anus has capacity to carry
carbon dioxide.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Oh there you go. There's the exchange.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
And that goes back to that word. You couldn't pronounce
a class of hydrocarbon with hydrogen. Oh yeah, that I
can't pro floro chemical or whatever you said.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
But by the way, like, imagine how great it would be.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Right we're at work, somebody in the office like some
as something happened, they need to be ventilated.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I go running out there with my fleet.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I pump their buttthole full of sixty or a leader
of high.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oxygen, and I'm saving lives.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Every time you say fleet. Now, I'm picturing that it's
your group of fans, and you know that they have
been decked out and wrapped for your company's name. Got
to come up with something clever but chuggy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, sorry, Casey, we're getting ready to do some butt
breathing and then we get after it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Diane, had what gone down with you years ago when
the radio station happened twenty twenty five. You thought you
were embarrassed just to leave on a stretcher.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh yeah, no, imagine me, and they're giving you a
butt breathe. If I'm being honest. If I'm being honest,
I hope it happens to Jen. At least I don't
have to shave it to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
There's nothing in here about body.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Hair line four Hi Elliott the morning. Hey, how's it
going good? What can I do for you? So?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
I used to know a kid who could use He
would do Christian's technique.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
He would.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Command.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
He would kind of squat down and like relax his
anus and then country real quick, get a little bit
up there and do that like ten times in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Then he'd stand up and fart.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
So I think something.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's like somebody gone thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
It's as if she got to every call before she talked, right,
I line them all up?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Where uh? Where am I going find? Seven?
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
So I'm a paramedic. And when you said that you
can't ventilate in the back of an ambulance, you can.
You just do it through a bag valve masks, not
through a ventilator.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh okay, yeah, but still.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Yeah, I get it. But yeah, but a lot of
nine one one agencies are getting ventilators because it free
ups your hands to do other things.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So oh, you know what, that's pretty smart. You know
what else will free up your hands?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
When?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
When?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But that is true, Yes, thank you, thank you. See,
the doctors get it. The doctors get it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
They're recognizing and that's why. And they can unity this
with an award line.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Six when you say they're recognizing with award, like like
he got a ribbon.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
The guy's getting the Nobel Prize.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But I'm just saying it wasn't like viewers voting.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The no no, no, no no. Hi elliot in the morning.
Hell yeah, hi, real quick, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Yeah, hey, it's Mike and DC. Do you remember the
movie from the nineties.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
The Abyss, Thank You, thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Same concept.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
As a matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
In the in the in the story about doctor Takanori
takab they do reference what he's trying to do is
much like deep sea divers did in the science fiction
film The Abyss, except he wants to provide it anally
for absorption through the colon. I didn't read that sentence
(27:57):
because I didn't think anybody would remember that, but you did,
and you're absolutely right, sir.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Hello, yeah, all right, no exactly.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Well I think maybe the mouse was breathing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
How did they do it? How did they do it
in the how did they do it in the Abyss?
Speaker 10 (28:22):
So in the.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Movie they have this liquid oxygen and it's like kind
of a purple at color, and then they so that
the mouse can't move, and then you can see him
like kind of breathing the liquid, and then eventually Ed
Harris does it as well. I didn't know if it
was the real thing though.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh well, I mean it's not. It's not, but but
he's using that as an understanding. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So do we need to give this prize to James Cameron.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The No no, no, no, no, that was that's a
fake movie.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
But he took the concept you're saying from it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, they compared it to that. They compared it to that. Hey, listen,
dragonflies have been doing it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Their whole life, but they have gills in their rectum.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
God, I wish I had that, But Chuggy, could you
imagine breathing through your ass?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Any people have said, isn't that what Craig used to do,
but he didn't. He didn't. That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Bread smell like it, though. His breath smell like he
was breathing through his ass.
So doctor Takanori, I hope I'm saying it right. Doctor
Takanori Takab of the Institute of Science, Tokyo has completed
and has the results of the first clinical trial, and
(00:21):
it's being considered a success, a step along the road
to a treatment that could save many lives and prevent
even more injuries. Now I know, you realize I left
something out of that. What was his clinical trial?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Seems pretty important?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
With one point.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Five million critically ill adults undergoing tracheal intubation each year
in the USA, ten to twenty percent of whom suffer
damagingly low oxygen levels, there is now a potential for
a widespread demand of what doctor Takanori Takab has done.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh let me cueue barnaked ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We were just talking about ventilators yesterday, Yes, we were.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We were just talking.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Maybe you know what, maybe my computer was listening to
the show doctor Takanori Takab's results of the first clinical
trial of interioral ventilation that in tyrol E N T.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
E R A L.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Look it up like the intestines in tyrol.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Now that's I N. This is E n E N
T E R A L.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Ventilation have been published and are considered a success, which
is a long which is a step along the road
to a treatment that could say many lives and prevent
even more injuries. I am.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
When you look up in tyrol ventilation, what does it say.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Uh, delivering oxygen through the anis it's butt breathing?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But wait, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
By the way, this guy, this guy got the ig
Nobel Prize for it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
The Instagram Nobel Prize.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
No, no, his story is awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, you said, Maggie Saje actually get this right.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, she looks great in the Elliot the Morning shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So before you just like laugh at breathing through the anus,
it's called butt breathing.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
No, that's what they call it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, it's not butt breathing. Thought, oh that's the medical term.
But like in the office, it's called butt breathing. Turtles
do it, dragonflies do it, other animals do it.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Why shouldn't humans be able to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The approach that doctor Taka Nori Takabe, Well, Diane, you
tell me how would you do butt breathing?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And don't say it's like mouth to mouth, but you
use the butthole.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
It's got to be give her a second, and that
was you. So it's it's got to be like a tube.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So instead of instead.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Of going right to the spinker, I'm thinking of like
a tank of oxygen and then there's a spout that
you insert into the tushy.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, and then they turn it on and then it's
too much like it fills you up like a helium.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
No, no, mm hmmm, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And you said this has been through human trials.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The first step of clinical trials.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes, what does that mean that they have clearance to
do it or they've actually had some people do it?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're you're getting into a gray area, not gray, maybe yours.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Hey, welcome to brown Town.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, So Diane, you're not turning a tank on and
blasting air into the butthole, but you are butt breathing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I would have no idea. My my method seemed rational
the yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But but but think about it in terms of practicality,
it wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm thinking about how you get if you're if you're
getting like you said, intubated, it's it's a tube down
your throat, right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Or okay, no, I mean I'm not I I understand
your log.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Or another way is you just have a mask over
your mouth right and knows So I wouldn't know what
any other way to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could you sit on the mask?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
But she already said toue no, But I know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But you're saying, would you just like cup it over
your bh I guess yeah, so like you're not tube
in it, you're just cupping it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What if this is what you see on the NFL sidelines?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh, I just ran a pig sick. I am tired.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Now you have run to the bathroom like that before.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But that's true, that is that's not for an internal ventilation.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
That is as popsy.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, spooky, spooky, there you got Chrystal.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, no, no, no, but now, but but you got
to think of it in terms of practicality.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
If you're attached to something you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Move, I'm still I don't know how they would do it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's like an oxygen tank that you do drag alongside
you around.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I see that person at the caps well I used
to by the way, By the way, how empty were
those seats last night?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
The vault seats? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Horrible anyway, the approach doctor Takanori to Kobe to Koby.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We got his name, Why do you keep going back
to his name?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
How about give the guy some credit. He's going to
eliminate ventilation with.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It, butt breathing ram.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The approach is to create a liquid rich indissolved oxygen
provided anally for absorption through the colon. After all, if
nutrients can make their way from the intestine straight into
the blood, why not oxygen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
The liquid.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Per flute I can't even come close, can hold forty
to fifty times as much oxygen by volume as can
be dissolved in water.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
So is it kind of like a suppository.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And about twice as much as human blood holds, and
it releases those that oxygen easily. So Chris, the idea
actually requires less advanced technology than mechanical ventilators when lungs
are failing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
So right now, what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The test it is they give these people the liquid,
right which is about a leader, which is about a leader,
and they pump a Keep in mind, they'll figure out
later how to make it work, but right now they
got to make sure it does. So right now they
take these they used I think it was twenty seven people.
I'd volunteer to be number twenty eight, and they lay
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it down on a bed.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Now keep in mind, this will advance, so maybe it will.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Be a suppository or some kind of like liquid fof
But anyway, right now, they lay you down and they
take like an IV bag and they run that tube
into your bungie and they put a leader of this
liquid into you and then you go. You have to
you have to sit for an hour without releasing it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, you sit up or you stay laying.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Say again, well they put you on a toilet in
case you diarrheat out, so sit up.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, it's all asked.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Of the twenty seven. Twenty five held it. The other
two Yeah, the other the other two were like, oh
now they did say in so they they questioned the
other two like what happened?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Why'd you why'd you lose your load?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And one of them was like, I haven't defecated all
day and once the once the liquid got in there,
it was I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I couldn't hold it in. But that's that's important info
to know. Yeah, see there I am. There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Class.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, so you see they fell it.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
So he directed excretion.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, well, the guy's sitting on he's not actually on
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
What is he what's the sheet around him and everything?
Where Doesn't it look like he's like seated on like
a end of a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, he's seated on like an ottoman. But there's a
towel on it. In case I liquid crap.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
You guys, it's because they this is.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
For any area that they're doing something too. They always
just allow for that little region to because.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You're looking at the wrong place. Look to the right,
not during the procedure. Yeah, I don't need my legs
and my back exposed. You just need my butthole. The
one on the right is the ottoman with a towel.
That's what Diane's talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's gross. Diane wants to look into the contents of
the bowl.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Think he's sitting on a bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You said he was sitting on a toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh maybe maybe.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Now it's an ottoman with a towel on top of it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And our old studio, did you use a toilet as notoman?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And then you could see safe and well tolerated and
healthy adult male and you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Could see the amount that went in.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So what I was gonna say is, though, Kristen, your
guess was wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What was her guest?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
She had a theory as how you would butt breathe.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Hold on one second, Kristen, can you turn yourself on.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
This should be a treat now, don't change it. I
have to talk to my kids about this all the time,
with trying to appease me with their answers to something.
You've heard the award.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Winning time g Nobel Prize.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Will copy off of doctor to knock.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No Mary, it is doctor Takanori Takabe to copy.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yeah, copy because I have questions for this procedure.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, but will you go with your first thought on
how we do butt breathing?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yes, before you said something about it, Ivy going in.
I you know how you normally breathe.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
In that people, I got my pats.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You breathe in right and out.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Right in through the nose, out through the mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yes, right, so well, hold on, Diane seems confused.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Diane tried to breathe.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, yes, I know how I normally breathe.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
So I wanted to know if this is like you
breathing in but you clinched the tush and told it
so right now, like a kegel almost, but with your butt.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, I understand that, But how am I getting the
air in there? You breathe like you're but that's going through.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You clenched the toush.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, I understand that, but the air is going in
my mouth.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
No, stand up right now. Please now, glinch the you're
breathing in something that's going up there.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
No it's not.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You hold it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Stop. Here comes to the thing.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
You hold it, and then you release like the fart gas.
So you're you're releasing air.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I want a little man to come running through the door.
It is me, Doctor Takabi.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
She got it right, because I was thinking yes, because
you said, you said the studies like turtles do it
and dragon yeah, dragon fly, but they all don't have
ivs in the tush, correct, So I was thinking ivy lists.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, no, no, no, And by the way, you're right
to do that. You're right to do that exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But a question, but I don't know. But the but
the question would be I don't know. I don't know
how a snake. I want to say, is it? Is
it water?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, because dragonflies wouldn't have anything to do with water snakes.
I mean they can be around water, turtles can be
in loud water. But are they are they absorbing the
water like snakes? Have a cloaka kloaka?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I have the dragonfly answer.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And by the way, quick shout out to Robert Benjamin
because that was his email address.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Klooka at aol anyway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The dragonflies have gills inside their rectum, so they extract
oxygen from water.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, I got gills in my rectum?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Wait? So is that how a snake does it? Do
they have gills in their rectum?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I feel like the snake ones come up before some
sea snakes absorb oxygen.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Through the water. There you go, There you go. I
got gills in my water in my rectum?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Can I just think Kristen before she gets into the
Q and A part. I'm so happy that in her
on air explanations she also used, like she did in
her post and X, the term the fart gas. I
had my fingers crossed.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, Q and A portion.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Okay, so now that you explain there's an ivy.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Involved, right, Well, this is all in the clinical part, yes,
but there will have to be a So the future
is there will have to be a way to get
it into your rectum but chugging without having to use
like a like a hose or something like that.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
So my question is how often would you have to
go back to get the procedure done?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think it would depend on what your left like.
I don't like, like once you come off a ventilator.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Aren't you good?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Can I ask a question a one week? Can I
ask a question? Can I ask a question everyone? Everyone?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is it a Christen's theory?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The no no, no, well kind of kind of so
like a suppository is like a little like almost like
it's an oversized capsule that you that you push into
the tush. Remember when I was young, my mom wanted
me to do that and it melted in my hand
like a candy bar, and I was like literally trying
to put the.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Liquid in the tube. Sad Halloween. It was horrible.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
My mom was like, you got to put this in
your tushy and I was like, I can't. And I
held on to it for so long it melted in
my hand. Never lost that constipation. Well I must have.
I'm not constipated anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, But if you use a stool softener, like an
over the counter stool softener, doesn't it come like almost
like in a squeeze bottle and you you put the
you put the the the end of the bottle or
just the little tip of the bottle, and you squeeze
the stool softener into into your tushy.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I thought you could take stool softeners or as Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
No, that's like x lax and stuff. But isn't there
a liquid stool softener that's over the counter.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Are you talking about like an enema?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Isn't an anma stool softener?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean, I guess it's many out?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, okay, is there simple? Yes?
Speaker 7 (16:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If I walked into CBS right now, is there a
stool softener that is like almost in like almost like
a like a little like a like a almost like a.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Like a baser if you will that you's like.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
The little bulb thing.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's like what you when when the kids were babies
and they would have you like suction out their noses exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Don't you use that to get it into into your buttthole?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Are you talking about fleet?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
That's an enema does the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Not every enema is for laxative relief.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
For the ones we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It is my coffee enemas for overall total health.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Anyway, anyway, Yes, fleet isn't.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Is this the little yes pipette you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, I would never use fleet but anyway relief in minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Say again, well, first of all, I'll never be constipated.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Number two is, but that that is how you would
have to do this, because if yes, it's still probably
better than being on a on a ventilator, and maybe
you would be better off and it gets it in
there and takes care of it quicker, but you would
also want to be able to do it at home.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Why is the woman on the fleet box dancing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Because she's happy it's.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Over Because she hadn't taken a dump in like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
She's hydrated and softened. Yeah, okay, thanks to that lubricated
gentle glide tip hack to us.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Hi elliot the morning, Good morning. Hey, yes, go ahead.
I had a buddy in high school that could do something.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Like the way, she explained, and he would just make
himself fart in the most ridiculous ways.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Sir, I'm I got a guy who's like Nobel Peace
Prizing or Nobel Science Prizing, but breathing. And you got
a guy who could do like a stupid party trick.
But also, but also you would have to the liquid
(18:39):
that you will be using has to be so rich
in in oxygen.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
So that's why like for the snakes and the dragonflies
with the with the gills in their rectums, they are not.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That's just regular. Like they're not trying to solve a problem.
But what he said is if they can do it,
why can't we. Now granted we don't have gills in
our in our rectums.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Now a lot of people are mentioning with irregular enema.
Is bloating is a big concern?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Is that addressed?
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That came out Like when the guys had to sit
there for an hour on the toilet with a towel,
was there like there was the one, there were the
two guys who didn't make it one remember I told
you that and defecated that day.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Some of them did deal with some some bloating.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Sure, but here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I see that you gotta hold you gotta hold it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
For sixty minutes a leader, think of think of a
coat bottle, not like the two.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Let me know how it feels, what Elliot.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Gotta be careful with insertion now, I'm just picturing when
you're using the bottle when you drop a mento.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh, I gotta breathe in like Chris but Chuggy line one.
Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Hey ell Yeah, how's it go on?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Class?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I'm doing great? Thank you? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
I just had a question because with normal respiration, I'm
in the empty. So you're gonna have gas exchange. So
oxygen is going to go into the lungs and then
carbon dioxide is going.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
To go out.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Uh, this is gonna be liquid, and so oxygen is
going to go through the membrane of the anus. But
there's gonna have to be some type of way to
get rid of the carbon dioxide. So yeah, so I
mean it's gonna have to be some type of like dialysis.
(20:48):
Like there's great applications for like like with trauma and
like traumatic injuries where the lungs don't work. You can
butt chug some liquid oxygen for a while while they're
working on your lungs and that's great. But the way,
let me got to be a way to get rid
of the carbon dioxide.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Let me read from doctor Tacave.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Their approach is to create a liquid rich liquid rich
and dissolved oxygen, use.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It anally for absorption through the coalon.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
If nutrients can make their weight from the intestine straight
into the blood, why not oxygen right.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
But they're still going to be waste carbon dioxide once
the cells use at oxygen fart.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't know, Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. Listen,
I'm not the doctor. I just think what the guy's
doing is amazing. If you told it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
If I came in here and said, I figure out
this is the problem, thank you doctor.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
If I came in and said, by the.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Way, I found a way to prevent one and a
half million people from going on ventilators, I would be
I would be carried down the street.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Like I just want a championship.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
But what until I was like, oh, you just gotta
put all this liquid in.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Your anush figures.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It is addressed he as the for most patients, mechanical
ventilations adequate for delivery of oxygen and removal of carbon
dioxide from circulation. However, first responders don't have mechanical ventilation available.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
So they can't intubate you.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, intubate, isn't that usually you're making your way to
a hospital.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Whatever. They can't dentilate me.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
So he actually asked you of I mean, just like
course Kristen did, asked you a very important question.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And I gave him a very important answer.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You said, the fart gas you stole from Kristen.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to get
it out.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's not my it's not my I did not win
the Nobel Medical Prize Line seven Hill the Morning. Hell, yeah,
there is crafts. Yes, what can I do for you,
sir oh?
Speaker 11 (23:04):
I was saying what they could probably do to administer
without having to go through therect them, like you were talking.
They could probably do like a port and that way
they don't have to administer all the liquid at once.
They could set it on a timed grip.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, but I think I think the goal.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I think the goal is so that you're not you're
not tied up to one of those that it is.
I don't want to say pump and dump, but it
is like you're not you're not. You're not tethered to something.
That's why I just want to I just want to
fleet it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And quit it and get after it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
This is the liquid used in EVA, so that would
be that terial ventilation via anus has capacity to carry
carbon dioxide.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Oh there you go. There's the exchange.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
And that goes back to that word. You couldn't pronounce
a class of hydrocarbon with hydrogen. Oh yeah, that I
can't pro floro chemical or whatever you said.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
But by the way, like, imagine how great it would be.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Right we're at work, somebody in the office like some
as something happened, they need to be ventilated.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I go running out there with my fleet.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I pump their buttthole full of sixty or a leader
of high.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oxygen, and I'm saving lives.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Every time you say fleet. Now, I'm picturing that it's
your group of fans, and you know that they have
been decked out and wrapped for your company's name. Got
to come up with something clever but chuggy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, sorry, Casey, we're getting ready to do some butt
breathing and then we get after it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Diane, had what gone down with you years ago when
the radio station happened twenty twenty five. You thought you
were embarrassed just to leave on a stretcher.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh yeah, no, imagine me, and they're giving you a
butt breathe. If I'm being honest. If I'm being honest,
I hope it happens to Jen. At least I don't
have to shave it to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
There's nothing in here about body.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Hair line four Hi Elliott the morning. Hey, how's it
going good? What can I do for you? So?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
I used to know a kid who could use He
would do Christian's technique.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
He would.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Command.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
He would kind of squat down and like relax his
anus and then country real quick, get a little bit
up there and do that like ten times in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Then he'd stand up and fart.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
So I think something.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's like somebody gone thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
It's as if she got to every call before she talked, right,
I line them all up?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Where uh? Where am I going find? Seven?
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
So I'm a paramedic. And when you said that you
can't ventilate in the back of an ambulance, you can.
You just do it through a bag valve masks, not
through a ventilator.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh okay, yeah, but still.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Yeah, I get it. But yeah, but a lot of
nine one one agencies are getting ventilators because it free
ups your hands to do other things.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So oh, you know what, that's pretty smart. You know
what else will free up your hands?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
When?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
When?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But that is true, Yes, thank you, thank you. See,
the doctors get it. The doctors get it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
They're recognizing and that's why. And they can unity this
with an award line.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Six when you say they're recognizing with award, like like
he got a ribbon.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
The guy's getting the Nobel Prize.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But I'm just saying it wasn't like viewers voting.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The no no, no, no no. Hi elliot in the morning.
Hell yeah, hi, real quick, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Yeah, hey, it's Mike and DC. Do you remember the
movie from the nineties.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
The Abyss, Thank You, thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Same concept.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
As a matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
In the in the in the story about doctor Takanori
takab they do reference what he's trying to do is
much like deep sea divers did in the science fiction
film The Abyss, except he wants to provide it anally
for absorption through the colon. I didn't read that sentence
(27:57):
because I didn't think anybody would remember that, but you did,
and you're absolutely right, sir.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Hello, yeah, all right, no exactly.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Well I think maybe the mouse was breathing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
How did they do it? How did they do it
in the how did they do it in the Abyss?
Speaker 10 (28:22):
So in the.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Movie they have this liquid oxygen and it's like kind
of a purple at color, and then they so that
the mouse can't move, and then you can see him
like kind of breathing the liquid, and then eventually Ed
Harris does it as well. I didn't know if it
was the real thing though.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh well, I mean it's not. It's not, but but
he's using that as an understanding. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So do we need to give this prize to James Cameron.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The No no, no, no, no, that was that's a
fake movie.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
But he took the concept you're saying from it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, they compared it to that. They compared it to that. Hey, listen,
dragonflies have been doing it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Their whole life, but they have gills in their rectum.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
God, I wish I had that, But Chuggy, could you
imagine breathing through your ass?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Any people have said, isn't that what Craig used to do,
but he didn't. He didn't. That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Bread smell like it, though. His breath smell like he
was breathing through his ass.
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