September 28, 2023 • 9 mins
And today, the middle initial stands for "Mobile" because she is calling from Britain!
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(00:04):
Greatest piece of radio technology ever inventedis the Aeron M Barlow bat call.
Where is Aaron M Barlow? Iliterally just walked out of the Crown Jewels
and get a tech you're needed onElliott in the morning. I was like,
(00:25):
holos everything gren Lindon, I'm there. Hey, wait, wait a
minute, wait a minute. TheCrown Jewels don't we have didn't we have
a listener who was married to oneof the guys, who is a who
is a guard there? Oh,Aaron, you got to find that person
whatever. I just got told man, if you try and sneak a picture
(00:46):
again, you're out. So we'renot going to ask anybody for anything at
this point. Is the or thelike where the Crown Jewels are? Is
it is there? Isn't it likea Isn't it like an old I don't
want to say prison, like atower? Almost? Yes, yeah,
(01:06):
but it's like yeah, the Towerof London, the well there, it's
right by the bridge, yes,correct, but on so it's our first
time here in London. So yeah. So we just finished doing the Crowned
Jewels tour and it's all the stuffthat like for the Coronation of the King.
They take out on the day ofand they return it that night and
then to open the next day.It's pretty cool. How long have you
been there, Aaron? This isday two. Like we slew it.
(01:30):
We got a direct flight out ofDullas and landed yesterday at six am and
just did a ton. It wasgorgeous. It's been awesome. What did
you What have you done so far? Well, I've been on some crazy
Bland diet because my stomach's all messedup. I've had several Guinness because that's
all I can drink. But wedid Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, Westminister
(01:53):
Abbey yesterday. We saw Big Bindo what you pointed out, Hey was
bucking was bucking him? Palace cool. Did you go to the changing of
the guard man? That's a jankieplace. That's the word I use was
Jankie had two guards out and somebodytold me it's under construction right now because
(02:16):
we were like, we were expectingmore and we turned the corner and there
it was and it was a Letdalelike, I don't know about this change
in the guards because what like twopeople are going to change out? So
you might go back by there ateleven no, I thought I know what
you're talking about. I thought theydo like a whole ceremony where like the
band comes out like it's a wholething. I think it's when somebody's living
(02:39):
there. But we found out lastnight somebody texted me that currently nobody is
living there because they're doing renovations.So I don't think they had the full
set of guards because we walked theperimeter thinking that any minute you're going to
see the guards at the gate,and there are no guards at gates.
There are regular police officers. CanI ask two things? They were texting
two of the red coats who textedyou to tell you that the King Charles
(03:01):
isn't there right now? What insiderfrom the palace. I have nerdy,
nerdy friends that are obsessed with theBritish monarchy and royalsty like I am so
out of the luke on that.Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Also when you said the place,because I don't know, Hey, what
(03:25):
else what else is on your what? What else is on your agenda?
This is so exciting? Well,we are doing We're doing this canal cruise
tonight, so it's like all onthese back canals. That's pretty cool.
But we're going to a Premier Leaguegame on Saturday, so we're seeing Tottenham
play Liverpool, right, and Idon't know. I don't know anything about
either of those two teams. Oh, we don't need there, it's just
(03:49):
been a Premier League has been onmy bucket list to see a Premier League
game in Europe. Argeley in England. But then when you fly out for
Dublin, Oh wow, how longare you going to be? Oh?
Well, that's where you could drinkyour guinnis. I'm sure that goes over.
Well, what is the how longare you going to be in Dublin.
We're gonna be a Dublins for twonights. We're get ready. We
(04:12):
just left the Tower of London.We're getting ready to go to the oldest
bar and London to have beer.So the oldest pubs good for you.
And then in London or in Dublinrather, your boyfriend will be Dublin is
penis. Oh I don't think Ihaven't made that joke up for that time
or two your penis well, soin Dublin. I don't know if Diane
(04:36):
watched the Netflix series Bad Sisters,that was Britt. I'm Irish. There's
this place called the forty footer.Well you jump off of it, and
I thought it was like something justmade for the show. The right outside
of Dublin is this forty foot cliffthat people got. It's not a cliff,
sorry, forty foot cliff where yougo and you jump and swim year
round and say, we're gonna attemptto do that, like it's gonna be
(04:57):
like a polar bear punch, butwhatever, we're gonna try it. Did
you bring a bikini. I've broughta nice old one piece. I brought
nothing. So he swears he's gonnado it naked because you can go new
I see that. I don't knowthat what happened. By the way,
Tyler just pulled up a picture thatlooks pretty cool. Aaron right. It
(05:20):
was featured on this show. Theydid it all the time, and I
thought it was just made up forthe show, and then googled it and
it's apparently a real thing. Sowe're planning on going. Just be careful
though, like it looks like thatcould get a little dicey. And with
your bunyan surgery, man, Itold you all that. Doctor told me
I need to get them operated onthat they're good. The only other thing
(05:41):
and then I know y'all probably haveto go is my song there Randolph Earl
Barlow Junior since he was in thefire department in Smithfield, Virginia when he
found out we're going to Smithfield,Ireland as Ireland Fire Department to give them
a challenge coin Far Department so wecan trade with them and let them know
(06:04):
that my dead grand Barlow and theboyfriends like, oh, I am down
for this journey. I was like, somebody shoot me now, just shoot
me now, okay, listen,Yeah, here's what I need from you.
I need you to stop at whatdo they call a grocery store in
(06:26):
London? I don't know. Idon't know what it is. A market,
I don't know. Well, it'scalled Boots. The ots is the
once we've been passing. Okay,I need you to go to a Boots.
Then there, I need you topick up I need you to pick
up a candy for me and bringit back. What kind of candy We
took down some caramel wafer's life nowlast night they were fantastic. No,
(06:49):
no, these it's called the nameof the company is mister sims So like
that would be like, yeah,I'm not done, but mister Sims and
then aime of the candy is MegaSours, but I need the Black Death
one. All right, Black DeathMega Sours, got it? We can
do that from mister Simps. Andwhen do you get back? We saw
(07:14):
it back next Wednesday, so asyour official London and Dublin ambassador, I
will do that for you. Yeah, and I need that. I'm offered
to bring Tyler back something from aPremier League game. He didn't say anything,
so what I just saw it thismorning. I'm sorry. If you
may get to the Blackburn Leicester gameSunday morning, I will take something there.
(07:34):
We tried to go to that game, but this one popped up.
It was one of two so thatwas our second choice. So sorry,
but then you would not have crossedthe Premier League off your bucket list.
Oh never, never mind, Ithought you said west Ham. Sorry.
Sorry, all right, listen,I need those candies because there I have
a They're it's supposed to be themost sour candy in the world, and
(07:57):
there's gonna be a there's gonna bean eat off between Josh who's mad at
Mike Jones and Dustin who has ibs. The two of them are gonna have
a son. They both like sours. They're gonna have an eat off.
Oh, you're breaking up. You'rebreaking up, you're breaking up. Say
again, I said, I said, does he have the ibs diarrhea or
(08:18):
the ibs constipation? I just wantto know if we're some patico. I
thought it was diarrhea. I thinkhe's diarrhea. Yeah, but how would
they say it over there? Oh? How did they How did they say
diarrhea there? I don't know,Poopy, there's a lot of there's a
lot of extra oo know, diriadi aria for their faces, for their
(08:43):
faces. All right, Aaron,Aaron, we're about to pop to the
po pint. All right, verygood, sound very British. Hey,
make sure you make sure you getthat candy and then send us a note
let me know that you got it. Because I also have somebody's daughter who's
an exchange student. Oh not notexchange to she went over there to work
(09:03):
bringing some back. Also, Iwant to make sure that we have Okay,
we'll do all right. People,it's been amazing and wonderful, wonderful
place. Excellent. Remember you're representingall of the United States and Elliott in
the morning, so behave yourself.Already turned my cross body into a waste
fanny packs. A look. Ohthey you know, they don't call them
(09:26):
fanny packs there now, Oh that'sright, they call them bumbags. Hello.
Oh no, she said fanny outloud in England, she got arrested.
Greatest piece of radio technology ever inventedis the Aeron M Barlow bat call.
Where is Aaron M Barlow? Iliterally just walked out of the Crown Jewels
and get a tech you're needed onElliott in the morning. I was like,
(00:25):
holos everything gren Lindon, I'm there. Hey, wait, wait a
minute, wait a minute. TheCrown Jewels don't we have didn't we have
a listener who was married to oneof the guys, who is a who
is a guard there? Oh,Aaron, you got to find that person
whatever. I just got told man, if you try and sneak a picture
(00:46):
again, you're out. So we'renot going to ask anybody for anything at
this point. Is the or thelike where the Crown Jewels are? Is
it is there? Isn't it likea Isn't it like an old I don't
want to say prison, like atower? Almost? Yes, yeah,
(01:06):
but it's like yeah, the Towerof London, the well there, it's
right by the bridge, yes,correct, but on so it's our first
time here in London. So yeah. So we just finished doing the Crowned
Jewels tour and it's all the stuffthat like for the Coronation of the King.
They take out on the day ofand they return it that night and
then to open the next day.It's pretty cool. How long have you
been there, Aaron? This isday two. Like we slew it.
(01:30):
We got a direct flight out ofDullas and landed yesterday at six am and
just did a ton. It wasgorgeous. It's been awesome. What did
you What have you done so far? Well, I've been on some crazy
Bland diet because my stomach's all messedup. I've had several Guinness because that's
all I can drink. But wedid Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, Westminister
(01:53):
Abbey yesterday. We saw Big Bindo what you pointed out, Hey was
bucking was bucking him? Palace cool. Did you go to the changing of
the guard man? That's a jankieplace. That's the word I use was
Jankie had two guards out and somebodytold me it's under construction right now because
(02:16):
we were like, we were expectingmore and we turned the corner and there
it was and it was a Letdalelike, I don't know about this change
in the guards because what like twopeople are going to change out? So
you might go back by there ateleven no, I thought I know what
you're talking about. I thought theydo like a whole ceremony where like the
band comes out like it's a wholething. I think it's when somebody's living
(02:39):
there. But we found out lastnight somebody texted me that currently nobody is
living there because they're doing renovations.So I don't think they had the full
set of guards because we walked theperimeter thinking that any minute you're going to
see the guards at the gate,and there are no guards at gates.
There are regular police officers. CanI ask two things? They were texting
two of the red coats who textedyou to tell you that the King Charles
(03:01):
isn't there right now? What insiderfrom the palace. I have nerdy,
nerdy friends that are obsessed with theBritish monarchy and royalsty like I am so
out of the luke on that.Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Also when you said the place,because I don't know, Hey, what
(03:25):
else what else is on your what? What else is on your agenda?
This is so exciting? Well,we are doing We're doing this canal cruise
tonight, so it's like all onthese back canals. That's pretty cool.
But we're going to a Premier Leaguegame on Saturday, so we're seeing Tottenham
play Liverpool, right, and Idon't know. I don't know anything about
either of those two teams. Oh, we don't need there, it's just
(03:49):
been a Premier League has been onmy bucket list to see a Premier League
game in Europe. Argeley in England. But then when you fly out for
Dublin, Oh wow, how longare you going to be? Oh?
Well, that's where you could drinkyour guinnis. I'm sure that goes over.
Well, what is the how longare you going to be in Dublin.
We're gonna be a Dublins for twonights. We're get ready. We
(04:12):
just left the Tower of London.We're getting ready to go to the oldest
bar and London to have beer.So the oldest pubs good for you.
And then in London or in Dublinrather, your boyfriend will be Dublin is
penis. Oh I don't think Ihaven't made that joke up for that time
or two your penis well, soin Dublin. I don't know if Diane
(04:36):
watched the Netflix series Bad Sisters,that was Britt. I'm Irish. There's
this place called the forty footer.Well you jump off of it, and
I thought it was like something justmade for the show. The right outside
of Dublin is this forty foot cliffthat people got. It's not a cliff,
sorry, forty foot cliff where yougo and you jump and swim year
round and say, we're gonna attemptto do that, like it's gonna be
(04:57):
like a polar bear punch, butwhatever, we're gonna try it. Did
you bring a bikini. I've broughta nice old one piece. I brought
nothing. So he swears he's gonnado it naked because you can go new
I see that. I don't knowthat what happened. By the way,
Tyler just pulled up a picture thatlooks pretty cool. Aaron right. It
(05:20):
was featured on this show. Theydid it all the time, and I
thought it was just made up forthe show, and then googled it and
it's apparently a real thing. Sowe're planning on going. Just be careful
though, like it looks like thatcould get a little dicey. And with
your bunyan surgery, man, Itold you all that. Doctor told me
I need to get them operated onthat they're good. The only other thing
(05:41):
and then I know y'all probably haveto go is my song there Randolph Earl
Barlow Junior since he was in thefire department in Smithfield, Virginia when he
found out we're going to Smithfield,Ireland as Ireland Fire Department to give them
a challenge coin Far Department so wecan trade with them and let them know
(06:04):
that my dead grand Barlow and theboyfriends like, oh, I am down
for this journey. I was like, somebody shoot me now, just shoot
me now, okay, listen,Yeah, here's what I need from you.
I need you to stop at whatdo they call a grocery store in
(06:26):
London? I don't know. Idon't know what it is. A market,
I don't know. Well, it'scalled Boots. The ots is the
once we've been passing. Okay,I need you to go to a Boots.
Then there, I need you topick up I need you to pick
up a candy for me and bringit back. What kind of candy We
took down some caramel wafer's life nowlast night they were fantastic. No,
(06:49):
no, these it's called the nameof the company is mister sims So like
that would be like, yeah,I'm not done, but mister Sims and
then aime of the candy is MegaSours, but I need the Black Death
one. All right, Black DeathMega Sours, got it? We can
do that from mister Simps. Andwhen do you get back? We saw
(07:14):
it back next Wednesday, so asyour official London and Dublin ambassador, I
will do that for you. Yeah, and I need that. I'm offered
to bring Tyler back something from aPremier League game. He didn't say anything,
so what I just saw it thismorning. I'm sorry. If you
may get to the Blackburn Leicester gameSunday morning, I will take something there.
(07:34):
We tried to go to that game, but this one popped up.
It was one of two so thatwas our second choice. So sorry,
but then you would not have crossedthe Premier League off your bucket list.
Oh never, never mind, Ithought you said west Ham. Sorry.
Sorry, all right, listen,I need those candies because there I have
a They're it's supposed to be themost sour candy in the world, and
(07:57):
there's gonna be a there's gonna bean eat off between Josh who's mad at
Mike Jones and Dustin who has ibs. The two of them are gonna have
a son. They both like sours. They're gonna have an eat off.
Oh, you're breaking up. You'rebreaking up, you're breaking up. Say
again, I said, I said, does he have the ibs diarrhea or
(08:18):
the ibs constipation? I just wantto know if we're some patico. I
thought it was diarrhea. I thinkhe's diarrhea. Yeah, but how would
they say it over there? Oh? How did they How did they say
diarrhea there? I don't know,Poopy, there's a lot of there's a
lot of extra oo know, diriadi aria for their faces, for their
(08:43):
faces. All right, Aaron,Aaron, we're about to pop to the
po pint. All right, verygood, sound very British. Hey,
make sure you make sure you getthat candy and then send us a note
let me know that you got it. Because I also have somebody's daughter who's
an exchange student. Oh not notexchange to she went over there to work
(09:03):
bringing some back. Also, Iwant to make sure that we have Okay,
we'll do all right. People,it's been amazing and wonderful, wonderful
place. Excellent. Remember you're representingall of the United States and Elliott in
the morning, so behave yourself.Already turned my cross body into a waste
fanny packs. A look. Ohthey you know, they don't call them
(09:26):
fanny packs there now, Oh that'sright, they call them bumbags. Hello.
Oh no, she said fanny outloud in England, she got arrested.
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