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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We all work for a small nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Again, I would never but just follow along with me, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In terms of co workers, we all get along very well.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
More importantly, the cause that we advance we're very passionate about.
So we're just not there for a job, right, This
means something to us, and we're a tight knit group
and we work for this nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And we love it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Now, we do have a boss who runs the nonprofit,
and I don't It doesn't happen all the time, but
occasionally occasionally he will leave his zipper down after getting
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out of like going to the bathroom or something, and
he'll leave a zipper down.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, which happens.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, who amongst us has never left their fly down? Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So when you say he's leaving it down, no, it's down,
but it's not by design.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He's not doing it on purpose. Every so often he forgets.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Every so often he walks into the office and we'll
sit in a meeting and you notice his zippers down.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
My son's fly was like half down yesterday and I
pointed it out to him and he said, I know
it's broken.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That seriously tell someone in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So Anyway, we've noticed in the past that his zipper
is open. We also, on occasion have noticed that, you know,
oh like sometimes it'll be in the morning when he
gets there. Sometimes it's like during the day if he
went to the bathroom or something. But anyway, so we're
we're again a small nonprofit, right. We all go into
(01:56):
a conference room and our boss sits down and his
pants are unzipped and his wing comes shooting through the.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
The Okay, well this is different.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Why so like he the perft angle where it came
through the boxers.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no boxers, no underwear,
oh no, just perfect anglewear. It came out the pants,
out the pants like I do. But I mean, listen,
you're right, there are times where you're wearing boxers and
you're like, I don't even have fabric on, like I
am rubbing against zipper. So anyway, he's sitting there and
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you guys are in a meeting, and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And he doesn't know no, no idea it is this person,
I seem no, no, no, I mean he's our boss.
I assume that he's of our age. No, I guess
when Diane did it to us. She's not old.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't forget that, Bobby. So here's my question number one,
intentional absent minded.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or what else is going on there?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I mean, you would hope absent minded. But at some
point it's like, how many times do you have to
be told like your zippers down, your zippers down, before
you like start to get a little bit more conscientious
about it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right? No? No, most of the time.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Most of the time you get told your zippers down,
and you spend the next month.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's all you think about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
By the way, when we went to Menino's restaurant on
Saturday night, on the way there, on the subway ride there,
I checked my zipper twice.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Just in case.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, because I had pants on. Are you buttons on
your cargo shorts? No, but normally there are shorts, but
I had. I had pants, well pants, I had jeans on.
But you have a fly still a zipper fly?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I know, but I'm not used to wearing jeans,
so I already felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So I was checking my zipper.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And listen, every one of us, every one of us
walking God's great Earth, has at one point or another,
and I'll ask Diane to confirm this, let their zipper down.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Of course, and it happened in here a few weeks ago.
I was like, oh god, I forgot to zip up
my zipper and then that was I mean I had
been at work for a few hours at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I know, but I've been staring for hours. Play
a little game of peekaboot. You'll hear about every morning,
and probably the collar from last segment. So again you
haven't answered me. Absent minded or intentional.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think it's absent minded, absent.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Minded or intentional. I do lean absent minded as well.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I don't love here that he does not realize his
genitalia are exposed to the elements.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
See, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Where Yeah, like when I've left my zipper down, I
don't think I've had my crank out like in the
like out of my pants, but it's been behind my underwear,
so I'm not feeling anything. But if I pulled my
if I pulled my wey out in here, like not
not not in a sexual way, but just had no
for fun, no, no, but just to see, would I feel.
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I would think when I feel the wind on on
my penis.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes I would that would be a notice. But I'm
not outside, I'm not outside. Okay, not wind, but you'd
still feel the air. Yeah, you would be able to tell.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You said like you don't you don't have your you
know your penis isn't out without you knowing.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You said it best. And and I know that dining
Kristen would not understand this. But if you come out
of just your underwear, the temperature he mentioned that the
rubbing throws them off, but you also notice that there's
just a sense, there's a feeling difference and not I
don't mean from texture, it's just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, some doesn't fit, some's not sitting right.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I couldn't wear underwear on Sunday. I was at a
kid gorge. I was at a kid's dance thing.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So I couldn't wear underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, well I knew I was going to that cure
leading event afterwards.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, that's an awkward time to not wear underwear.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I had my tap solo, so I oh, I say this.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
The two girls that did do the tap number, which
is new this year's The Holidays Spectacular. It's a little
bit of a bootleg version of Radio Cities thing. But
the two girls who did tap who had not done
it last year, or did not perform it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
In the show. They were the stars of the show. Really,
they were that good. Can I tell their parents you
weren't wearing underwear? Well, I didn't tell anyone there. Wait,
but why weren't you wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I you didn't want a visible panty line that the
child's dance recital.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I mean, that's kind of it. That's one of the
downsides of the peloton. Like my legs have gotten so big.
It's not a joke, especially like in my tighter dress
pants that like I have to forego undergarments.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Because I don't I don't thicker your undergarment.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I've been I've been burned too many times with the line.
And it's even with wearing like stuff that's not supposed
to show vpl.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Mommy, does Tyler?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Does mister Monar have a visible panty line?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
How ghosts?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
We're at a child's recital only on Monday anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So mister Monar wears underwear to my events.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
All I'm saying, yes, is that you would know, you
would know I was awake. Let's try of my situation.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
But it is very different and I was still confined
to the pants.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
If you if you creep through the hole, you know,
you know it's there's no surprise, even if you start
thinking like am I stinking out or not? Ninety nine
percent of the time you are or you're you're you're
like digging at it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You're flirting, flirting with the exit.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But that's the change of sensitivity. It sometimes feels like
if you're just beyond the underwear, yes, but you're still
behind the pants, that you are beyond the pants too.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, but I was.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But in fairness, I don't know that I have any
experience of being.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Beyond the pants. But you've been pants lists before.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Not on accident, like if my pants are off, someone
pulled your pants down.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, I guess I've been. I guess I've been naked.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've I've had my pants down
in here, but I know they're down.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
But you've no notice too, if somebody has Diana see
my nuts more than my underwear. Hal, it's a great
old joke, a great old joke.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
So that's why you threw in that little part about
that exposure. And then it just seems beyond.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We're at are we're here for a cause?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know that everybody is working together and loves their
cause and loves their coworkers. But it's like at some
point you can't like put up with that. It's like, okay, Tia,
do what the old guys used to do. TI A
string around your finger, and that reminds you to check
your zipper.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A string around your penis to pull it back into
your pants?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Even better?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Am I going to line one? And then I'll get
back here in the second? Hi Ellie in the morning,
Good morning, Hi, who's a yes, Drea.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
For some reason, I.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Work at a grocery store. Okay, And for some reason,
when I wear pants that have two buttons, it's like
my mind telegram. I'm only gonna do a button in
a zipper, But if I wear two buttons, I forget
the zipper every time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh so you're always your zipper. Your zipper is always down.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
If I have two buttons.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Right, do you wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh? Yes, damn no, I thought I was coming through
the Harris Teeters. See a little bit of a some sprouts.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Oh no, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Got you all right, Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Didn't Diane used to work with someone whose fly was down?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think you're aren't you thinking of this guy?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's what you're talking about. Oh disgust that Steve, Right,
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, was it. That's the first name.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I won't say the last one, but that's the right guy, right, Yeah,
because he used to do it to my friend Patty
all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Also just playing a little pocket pool. But it wasn't
in a sexual way. Yeah, it was with him.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Just to like persistent itch, I'm go to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, I do not no, no, no, no, no, no,
you're not playing. No, I don't stand in every girl
I talked to, I'm digging at my crotch.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, yours is different. You do seem to have an itch.
I'm hot, you know it's it's it's a bitch and
winter and it gets so dry.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, So I'm reading this thing, and they said everybody's
mind goes to and especially when you throw.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
In nonprofit we're all there for a cause.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All of a sudden, it makes you feel like, oh,
well we've elevated these people.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
They're they're they're conscientious whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It can work in any sector.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, yes, but they.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Also said that it is everybody wants to just refer
to it as being absent minded, like oh he forgot.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They're giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I'm reading this thing and they talk about hr
complaints are filled with and it's not just men by the.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Way, intentional exposers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Uh well, now we're venturing into like that's but that
would have never crossed my criminal Oh of course it's criminal.
So that's why in the article they were saying, even
if you think that it's somebody who's just absent.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Minded, there's there's some purpose happening.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No, no, no, not that there is purpose, but something needs
to be said because if at first it was like, oh,
my zippers down, so all of a sudden, I build
up this reputation of there's Elliott again, he forgot his zipper.
That's there's a bad time to make myself the example.
But the like if you're but if you if you are,
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if you're, if you're the absent mond o, I forgot
my zipper again, then to start exposing your penis, you're
just being absent minded, because that's how you've been labeled,
whether whether there's underwear or or a snake.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Back there, that's what you're seeing.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So in case it is someone who's doing it intentionally,
it needs to be they need to build a case.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Right, Yeah, well maybe there just needs to be a
record of it. I don't know if it's building a case,
because if it really is an absent minded mistake, there'll
never be another report of his wayingbandill.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What an awful thing for your file? Now, how does
that read?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, because it's one thing if it's intentional.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I agree, yes, Like I want Alice to write down
Elliott showed his penis to Diane. Now, if it's a mistake,
Elliot accidentally, whoop.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
So you've obviously pulled your own pants down. Diane's was inadvertent.
But so what would Diane's file have to say she
showed me you recouiter?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, it did not.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was not her choice. Well, she chose not to
check her fly, right, she exposed her cooter to me?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, you just said it has to be written a
different way than someone who's sexually harassing.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
But I didn't say she did it on she She
didn't show it to me, she exposed it.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Mistakenly. Could you say that she mistakenly showed me her cooter?
That's fine, Alice write it down. Is that Alice's preferred
term cooter wine? What Hi, Elliott in the morning? Hi
doing this a tom man?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Good?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I got a order for you?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
So uh uh. My daughter was getting on the bus
to school. Well, she forgot her backpack and she yells
yells at me. She's like, oh, I've got a backpack.
So I got bej ante one. So I'm running to
get her her backpack. And parents were down to the
bus stop and all that the kids are out front.
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So I walked all the way back to the house
and notice the whole time my penis was out.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now Alice will say, you exposed you exposed it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's awesome, poor kids. All right, dude, I appreciate. Can
I go to line too? Hi Ellie at the morning?
So Aeron and Barlow woke up. Hi, Yelly at the morning?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
This man?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
This has been from Leesburg, Yes, sir, so I have not.
I have not worn boxers or underwear for the last
fifteen years. And I can say not that I am
by no means in favor of this man. It's never
happened at work, but I have a couple of parents
pajama pants that I wear around the house where the
little button is a little loose, And there have been
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multiple times I've been sitting on my couch my wife
has said, Ben, your dog's out, put it away. I
can say that you do not for someone who doesn't
wear anything, you do not feel a different in the
climate when you're inside.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
So don't look over here during news, Diane, and you
have to judge based on facial expressions.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Who is exposed? All right, very good? And then where
am I going? Line three? Hi, Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Hey, there's no excuse if you're a grown man who
has been wearing pants their entire lives. There's no excuse
for repeatedly leaving your zipper down. It's it's like, ma'am,
have it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Glass house, glass house. Hey have you ever have you
ever left your fly down? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Maybe a handful of time.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
There's no excuse for a grown woman to repeatedly have
her fly down.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Get at it. People make mistakes.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I used to in my in my job, I used
to run a meeting suite at conventions, and we would
have customer meetings in and out all day long, and
the employees would take breaks between meetings. They would all
take a bathroom break and they would come out and
like half of them would have their.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Zippers down, rushing. I was rushing to get back for
the meeting.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Well, finally I just got comfortable enough before every meeting
to tell every guy in the room, please do a
zipper check you guys. We have customers coming in.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, and I hope you said guys and dows because
you just told me you leave your zipper down.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Okay, there were there were no women in the meeting.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Oh that's my god to be so stuff got done.
Oh my god, Thanks God. We didn't have to dumb
it down this times.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm sorry man, Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Hey do you wear my audience here?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Do you wear? Do you wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Most of the time.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh well, in any of those times that you left
your zipper down, did you have underwear on?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Or were you showing cooter?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
No? I was not showing coder.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, very good. All right, you're angry with me? You're angry?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
No, No, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right. Very good.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I love you, okay, I love you back
We all work for a small nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Again, I would never but just follow along with me, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In terms of co workers, we all get along very well.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
More importantly, the cause that we advance we're very passionate about.
So we're just not there for a job, right, This
means something to us, and we're a tight knit group
and we work for this nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And we love it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Now, we do have a boss who runs the nonprofit,
and I don't It doesn't happen all the time, but
occasionally occasionally he will leave his zipper down after getting
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out of like going to the bathroom or something, and
he'll leave a zipper down.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, which happens.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, who amongst us has never left their fly down? Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So when you say he's leaving it down, no, it's down,
but it's not by design.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He's not doing it on purpose. Every so often he forgets.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Every so often he walks into the office and we'll
sit in a meeting and you notice his zippers down.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
My son's fly was like half down yesterday and I
pointed it out to him and he said, I know
it's broken.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That seriously tell someone in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So Anyway, we've noticed in the past that his zipper
is open. We also, on occasion have noticed that, you know,
oh like sometimes it'll be in the morning when he
gets there. Sometimes it's like during the day if he
went to the bathroom or something. But anyway, so we're
we're again a small nonprofit, right. We all go into
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a conference room and our boss sits down and his
pants are unzipped and his wing comes shooting through the.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
The Okay, well this is different.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Why so like he the perft angle where it came
through the boxers.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no boxers, no underwear,
oh no, just perfect anglewear. It came out the pants,
out the pants like I do. But I mean, listen,
you're right, there are times where you're wearing boxers and
you're like, I don't even have fabric on, like I
am rubbing against zipper. So anyway, he's sitting there and
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you guys are in a meeting, and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And he doesn't know no, no idea it is this person,
I seem no, no, no, I mean he's our boss.
I assume that he's of our age. No, I guess
when Diane did it to us. She's not old.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't forget that, Bobby. So here's my question number one,
intentional absent minded.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or what else is going on there?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I mean, you would hope absent minded. But at some
point it's like, how many times do you have to
be told like your zippers down, your zippers down, before
you like start to get a little bit more conscientious
about it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right? No? No, most of the time.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Most of the time you get told your zippers down,
and you spend the next month.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's all you think about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
By the way, when we went to Menino's restaurant on
Saturday night, on the way there, on the subway ride there,
I checked my zipper twice.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Just in case.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, because I had pants on. Are you buttons on
your cargo shorts? No, but normally there are shorts, but
I had. I had pants, well pants, I had jeans on.
But you have a fly still a zipper fly?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I know, but I'm not used to wearing jeans,
so I already felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So I was checking my zipper.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And listen, every one of us, every one of us
walking God's great Earth, has at one point or another,
and I'll ask Diane to confirm this, let their zipper down.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Of course, and it happened in here a few weeks ago.
I was like, oh god, I forgot to zip up
my zipper and then that was I mean I had
been at work for a few hours at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I know, but I've been staring for hours. Play
a little game of peekaboot. You'll hear about every morning,
and probably the collar from last segment. So again you
haven't answered me. Absent minded or intentional.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think it's absent minded, absent.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Minded or intentional. I do lean absent minded as well.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I don't love here that he does not realize his
genitalia are exposed to the elements.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
See, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Where Yeah, like when I've left my zipper down, I
don't think I've had my crank out like in the
like out of my pants, but it's been behind my underwear,
so I'm not feeling anything. But if I pulled my
if I pulled my wey out in here, like not
not not in a sexual way, but just had no
for fun, no, no, but just to see, would I feel.
(05:30):
I would think when I feel the wind on on
my penis.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes I would that would be a notice. But I'm
not outside, I'm not outside. Okay, not wind, but you'd
still feel the air. Yeah, you would be able to tell.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You said like you don't you don't have your you
know your penis isn't out without you knowing.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You said it best. And and I know that dining
Kristen would not understand this. But if you come out
of just your underwear, the temperature he mentioned that the
rubbing throws them off, but you also notice that there's
just a sense, there's a feeling difference and not I
don't mean from texture, it's just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, some doesn't fit, some's not sitting right.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I couldn't wear underwear on Sunday. I was at a
kid gorge. I was at a kid's dance thing.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So I couldn't wear underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, well I knew I was going to that cure
leading event afterwards.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, that's an awkward time to not wear underwear.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I had my tap solo, so I oh, I say this.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
The two girls that did do the tap number, which
is new this year's The Holidays Spectacular. It's a little
bit of a bootleg version of Radio Cities thing. But
the two girls who did tap who had not done
it last year, or did not perform it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
In the show. They were the stars of the show. Really,
they were that good. Can I tell their parents you
weren't wearing underwear? Well, I didn't tell anyone there. Wait,
but why weren't you wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I you didn't want a visible panty line that the
child's dance recital.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I mean, that's kind of it. That's one of the
downsides of the peloton. Like my legs have gotten so big.
It's not a joke, especially like in my tighter dress
pants that like I have to forego undergarments.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Because I don't I don't thicker your undergarment.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I've been I've been burned too many times with the line.
And it's even with wearing like stuff that's not supposed
to show vpl.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Mommy, does Tyler?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Does mister Monar have a visible panty line?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
How ghosts?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
We're at a child's recital only on Monday anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So mister Monar wears underwear to my events.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
All I'm saying, yes, is that you would know, you
would know I was awake. Let's try of my situation.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
But it is very different and I was still confined
to the pants.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
If you if you creep through the hole, you know,
you know it's there's no surprise, even if you start
thinking like am I stinking out or not? Ninety nine
percent of the time you are or you're you're you're
like digging at it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You're flirting, flirting with the exit.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But that's the change of sensitivity. It sometimes feels like
if you're just beyond the underwear, yes, but you're still
behind the pants, that you are beyond the pants too.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, but I was.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But in fairness, I don't know that I have any
experience of being.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Beyond the pants. But you've been pants lists before.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Not on accident, like if my pants are off, someone
pulled your pants down.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, I guess I've been. I guess I've been naked.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've I've had my pants down
in here, but I know they're down.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
But you've no notice too, if somebody has Diana see
my nuts more than my underwear. Hal, it's a great
old joke, a great old joke.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
So that's why you threw in that little part about
that exposure. And then it just seems beyond.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We're at are we're here for a cause?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know that everybody is working together and loves their
cause and loves their coworkers. But it's like at some
point you can't like put up with that. It's like, okay, Tia,
do what the old guys used to do. TI A
string around your finger, and that reminds you to check
your zipper.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A string around your penis to pull it back into
your pants?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Even better?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Am I going to line one? And then I'll get
back here in the second? Hi Ellie in the morning,
Good morning, Hi, who's a yes, Drea.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
For some reason, I.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Work at a grocery store. Okay, And for some reason,
when I wear pants that have two buttons, it's like
my mind telegram. I'm only gonna do a button in
a zipper, But if I wear two buttons, I forget
the zipper every time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh so you're always your zipper. Your zipper is always down.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
If I have two buttons.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Right, do you wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh? Yes, damn no, I thought I was coming through
the Harris Teeters. See a little bit of a some sprouts.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Oh no, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Got you all right, Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Didn't Diane used to work with someone whose fly was down?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think you're aren't you thinking of this guy?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's what you're talking about. Oh disgust that Steve, Right,
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, was it. That's the first name.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I won't say the last one, but that's the right guy, right, Yeah,
because he used to do it to my friend Patty
all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Also just playing a little pocket pool. But it wasn't
in a sexual way. Yeah, it was with him.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Just to like persistent itch, I'm go to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, I do not no, no, no, no, no, no,
you're not playing. No, I don't stand in every girl
I talked to, I'm digging at my crotch.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, yours is different. You do seem to have an itch.
I'm hot, you know it's it's it's a bitch and
winter and it gets so dry.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, So I'm reading this thing, and they said everybody's
mind goes to and especially when you throw.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
In nonprofit we're all there for a cause.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All of a sudden, it makes you feel like, oh,
well we've elevated these people.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
They're they're they're conscientious whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It can work in any sector.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, yes, but they.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Also said that it is everybody wants to just refer
to it as being absent minded, like oh he forgot.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They're giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I'm reading this thing and they talk about hr
complaints are filled with and it's not just men by the.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Way, intentional exposers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Uh well, now we're venturing into like that's but that
would have never crossed my criminal Oh of course it's criminal.
So that's why in the article they were saying, even
if you think that it's somebody who's just absent.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Minded, there's there's some purpose happening.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No, no, no, not that there is purpose, but something needs
to be said because if at first it was like, oh,
my zippers down, so all of a sudden, I build
up this reputation of there's Elliott again, he forgot his zipper.
That's there's a bad time to make myself the example.
But the like if you're but if you if you are,
(12:53):
if you're, if you're the absent mond o, I forgot
my zipper again, then to start exposing your penis, you're
just being absent minded, because that's how you've been labeled,
whether whether there's underwear or or a snake.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Back there, that's what you're seeing.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So in case it is someone who's doing it intentionally,
it needs to be they need to build a case.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Right, Yeah, well maybe there just needs to be a
record of it. I don't know if it's building a case,
because if it really is an absent minded mistake, there'll
never be another report of his wayingbandill.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What an awful thing for your file? Now, how does
that read?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, because it's one thing if it's intentional.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I agree, yes, Like I want Alice to write down
Elliott showed his penis to Diane. Now, if it's a mistake,
Elliot accidentally, whoop.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
So you've obviously pulled your own pants down. Diane's was inadvertent.
But so what would Diane's file have to say she
showed me you recouiter?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, it did not.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was not her choice. Well, she chose not to
check her fly, right, she exposed her cooter to me?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, you just said it has to be written a
different way than someone who's sexually harassing.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
But I didn't say she did it on she She
didn't show it to me, she exposed it.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Mistakenly. Could you say that she mistakenly showed me her cooter?
That's fine, Alice write it down. Is that Alice's preferred
term cooter wine? What Hi, Elliott in the morning? Hi
doing this a tom man?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Good?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I got a order for you?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
So uh uh. My daughter was getting on the bus
to school. Well, she forgot her backpack and she yells
yells at me. She's like, oh, I've got a backpack.
So I got bej ante one. So I'm running to
get her her backpack. And parents were down to the
bus stop and all that the kids are out front.
(15:09):
So I walked all the way back to the house
and notice the whole time my penis was out.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now Alice will say, you exposed you exposed it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's awesome, poor kids. All right, dude, I appreciate. Can
I go to line too? Hi Ellie at the morning?
So Aeron and Barlow woke up. Hi, Yelly at the morning?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
This man?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
This has been from Leesburg, Yes, sir, so I have not.
I have not worn boxers or underwear for the last
fifteen years. And I can say not that I am
by no means in favor of this man. It's never
happened at work, but I have a couple of parents
pajama pants that I wear around the house where the
little button is a little loose, And there have been
(16:09):
multiple times I've been sitting on my couch my wife
has said, Ben, your dog's out, put it away. I
can say that you do not for someone who doesn't
wear anything, you do not feel a different in the
climate when you're inside.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
So don't look over here during news, Diane, and you
have to judge based on facial expressions.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Who is exposed? All right, very good? And then where
am I going? Line three? Hi, Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Hey, there's no excuse if you're a grown man who
has been wearing pants their entire lives. There's no excuse
for repeatedly leaving your zipper down. It's it's like, ma'am,
have it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Glass house, glass house. Hey have you ever have you
ever left your fly down? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Maybe a handful of time.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
There's no excuse for a grown woman to repeatedly have
her fly down.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Get at it. People make mistakes.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I used to in my in my job, I used
to run a meeting suite at conventions, and we would
have customer meetings in and out all day long, and
the employees would take breaks between meetings. They would all
take a bathroom break and they would come out and
like half of them would have their.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Zippers down, rushing. I was rushing to get back for
the meeting.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Well, finally I just got comfortable enough before every meeting
to tell every guy in the room, please do a
zipper check you guys. We have customers coming in.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, and I hope you said guys and dows because
you just told me you leave your zipper down.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Okay, there were there were no women in the meeting.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Oh that's my god to be so stuff got done.
Oh my god, Thanks God. We didn't have to dumb
it down this times.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm sorry man, Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Hey do you wear my audience here?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Do you wear? Do you wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Most of the time.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh well, in any of those times that you left
your zipper down, did you have underwear on?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Or were you showing cooter?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
No? I was not showing coder.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, very good. All right, you're angry with me? You're angry?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
No, No, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right. Very good.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I love you, okay, I love you back
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