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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What was his name, Dave, and he and his wife
they were moving to Ocho Rios and they were opening
a bar, which seems like so much fun. Just cancel
your life, pick up to move to the beach and
open a bar. It is probably a thousand times harder
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than I believe that it is, but it's very what's
the word I'm looking for, romantic. I don't mean between
Dave and his wife, but just the idea is very romantic.
And he wanted to have a flag, an Elliott the
Morning flag to hang up at the bar, which I
(00:41):
was very touched by. That's great, And then I realized
we don't have any Elliot in the Morning flags. So
I heard from somebody named Sarah. She works at Fast Signs.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I own two.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Local sign shops. Oh, she doesn't just work there now,
he's the owner. Sarah's the owner. I own two local
sign shops, Fast Signs. I'm happy to make you all
a flag if you'd like, just let me know.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, Sarah, I'm letting you know.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And let's make that plural.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh, I want several flags. I mean, as long as
we're making one, like, let's make cool. So I want
I want one for that bar. I want one for
the studio, like we got to hang one in here.
I want one for my room, your room.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I think it'd be cool to have a flag and.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Flag.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's awesome in your bedroom? Yeah, yeah, sure, Jackie may
get pissy. I'll put in the basement. I'll put it somewhere.
But I want a flag.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I didn't know they did. Flag is a fast signs.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The only thing I know about fast signs is they
make signs and fast, but I don't know what kind
of signs they make.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You want to flag, Diane? I mean, does Martley want
one for her apartment?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I mean she is no stranger to putting crap up
on her.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
There you go, you get her a flag. Both my
boys they would I know, one would hang it in
a fraternity house. The other one would probably hang it
in his apartment. You need flags, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Told you I'd make it plural. I want one, all right?
How many is that?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I have a New Jersey flag, and then I have
this flag, and we have some Chiefs and Eagles flags. Oh,
we do have Georgetown in Maryland also garden those are
what are those called the garden flags.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, Sarah, I don't want garden flags by five.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I want a regular flag, oly a big flag, not
like what you see on ninety five words, like.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
The world's largest American flag.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Although, could we get one of those? I'd hang it
right off the front of the building.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The most common regular size is three by five feet.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But that's a that's a garden flag.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, it's not three by five feet.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh feet, all right, three by five feet?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
How bigger?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
How big are these monitors these? No, the television are
those three by five?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Those are probably close to that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, all right, so we need what a dozen?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, let's see exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
How big of a one do I need to hang
from the building?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, you want to do one outside?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I want to hang a biggie over the company he signed.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like we're pirates.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Line eight. Hi Elliot in the morning, Hi Elliott, this
is Sarah.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Sarah.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You make signs fast?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I do?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Wait, so first of all, can I have, like, what
kind of signs do you normally make for like businesses
and stuff?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yes, yes, all kinds of everything. Electrical banners, car wraps,
pretty much.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Anything you can think of.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is that a good business? Yeah, it is definitely, and
you own the place.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yes, two one in Tysons and one in Ashbourne.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh really yeah, I'd probably be quicker for you to
deliver those out of Tysons. But anyway, we can worry
about that late. What is the three by five signs?
Would that be good?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No? Flags?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Flags?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Standard? Flag?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes, yeah, that's standard, that's standard.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yes, yeah, I can easily and happily make that for you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
A dozen. Sure. I mean once you make one then
you're just reproducing it, right, we probably get a hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It'll be funny when we've completely kind of miscommunicated and
she makes us a business. Feather flags the ones you
stick in the medium.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want that.
I don't want that. You know what I'm looking for?
Oh yeah, and what are the what are the I need? Help?
Like you know when you you'll know the answer to this, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You know when you hang a flag, it's got like
those gold holes in them.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, no, i'd like them.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's silver. I'm not much of a gold guy. But
the do we need gromets? Do we need grammets?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yes? Yes, you need So what I mean he wanted
to look.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Pro like I don't want somebody to go, where'd you
get your signs? And I go, oh, Sarah, she owns
Fast Signes.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And they're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Damn, get them.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, we want these to look nice. We want these to.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It'll be professional and these will be super nice for you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And you know Dave's opening that bar down into Ohos Rios.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yes, we'll have to go see the flag.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I want to do a show trip there in the
worst way. What is what is?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What is? What is? What is t O on these? Sorry?
T A T A T A T A What is
t no? T A turnaround? Turn around?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah? Turn around times about a week and a half
or so.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's otty quick. And we're not going I don't want many.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, it's only a dozen, Diane. Once you make them,
you make them. What is the I don't want to, though,
but I don't want to like screw up like some
business that has a grand opening coming and they're like, oh,
we got to push you back a week so some
idiot can get his flags.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Right, we got well, we got to live up to
our name, right, Fast Signs?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ye, all right, so week and a half I could
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
How big of a sign? Do I need to dangle
off the front of the building, Well.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
That would be a banner. We can cover a sign.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, no, not a sign. No no, no, that feels
like that's against h o A. I need like a
like a like a flag, but I need the gramets.
Well you know, how how big is that sign? How
big is that sign?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I mean we make huge banners that cover the whole
side of buildings, so it can be any size you want.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
What what else do you do that your name doesn't
lead customers to know? I'm shocked. Do you do flags?
That's awesome?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, oh yeah, a sign?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No it's not it's a flag. Oh yeah, a sign
is smaller than a flag.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Do you look at a flag and read it it's
a sign?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The uh?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What other off cart car?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Do you guys do like umbrellas? We do?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wait a minute? How big?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
How big?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't like those little flimsy ones? What not?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Like in a drink?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I need no, not no one of those. No, you
know what I need?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Like, but I also don't need one of those where
it's like because I have one umbrella and like if
I'm walking with Jackie, like we're trying to hug and
walk and my legs.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You want like the gulf sized umbrella? Big, but you
know what I'm talking about, the big ones.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What's a what's a good sized umbrella for me?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
We can also do pop up tension like the ten
by tens that you have at events.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I need that.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well no, no, no, no, no, the state because now
now the station has to pay for that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The like an umbrella or two would be nice.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, we can. My husband actually works for a screen
printing company. He owns the screen printing company, so he
can definitely hook you up with no problem.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't need dozens of those, just like four maybe
the All right, what else I'm putting together in my
shopping list? What else do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What else? Steas made?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
We do magnets, we do electrical signs.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Now that like that? Now that's heavy duty. That's heavy duty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I beg for enough. I begged for enough. I've begged
for enough. That's good, though, that's good.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I'm excited to do it for you, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm excited for you to bring them up here. That'll
be great. I'll give you a shirt.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Okay, that sounds good to me.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And now I don't know, I don't know she's doing
this for free.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, I was just getting ready to path. I'm not
going to fight that, all right, So let's do this.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Let's do this, and I'll remind everybody Elliot in the
morning flags courtesy of Fast Signs, two locations to make
all of your flags.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
And just just to show.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You how grateful I am, we'll pay for shipping to
Ocho Rios.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So okay, all right, very good, and you'll be here
next week. Yes, all right, how do I all right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hold for Kristen, Hold for Kristen. That Sarah, thank you, sir,
thank you? Is their website for Fast Signs.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yes, if you just search up fast lines, everybody will
find their local one. But we're two, six, three and
sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
All right, very good, very good, Sarah. I find you
to be one of my favorite people of the day.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Oh, thank you, Elliott.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Hold on one second, one shirt for Sarah.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You know what she can probably do too. And you're
always talking, You're always talking about your fondness for finding
the best promotional pens.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh do they do pens?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Does pens?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Say again, I said, my husband does pens?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Hey, does he know the kind of pen that they
use at Toby's Dinner Theater?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Because that's my favorite pen.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Right now, I'm sure we can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
All right, very good? Back on, hold please you know what?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Two shirts, one for the husband if he can get
the pens. All right, very good, very good? Hold on
one second for me, all right? Sweet well if if
if Dave's listening in O Joe's rios, we got a
we got a flag comment for you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
That's good. I put that there, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I need to apologize I forgot to grab you pens
Friday night when I was back at Toby's.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh how was it?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It was fantastic?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Did they Did they do as good a job on
this show as they did when we were there?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Honestly, as I explained to Mark, who I believe celebrated
a birthday over the weekend, so happy belated, it almost
felt like a whole different show, just because I felt
like a whole New World. That's the wrong Disney show.
And I made that joke in my email. But there
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were things like, for instance, did they have the same food? Yes,
all right, looks up. I had the chocolate cake this time,
but did.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You still go out into the lobby and put on
did you?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And it was so funny. David who was who played Grimsby,
who was our waiter this time?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Who's Grimsby the guardian.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Of Prince Eric?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah, he was on the boat.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
He saw that we had brought our desserts out and said, oh,
you guys must listen to Elliott in the morning, which
I loved. I loved, and I don't think. Last week
we got a chance to meet Joel or Patrick, who
are the general managers, so I chat with them for
a moment. They were very kind. It was another fantastic
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night out and I'm not lying. Are you going to
get on Friday? I think I'm going to get a subscription.
The information hasn't come out yet, so like one, so
you get like four seats to every every performance or
every play you can. You can utilize them throughout the year. Yeah,
they're sold out for this current run and the current
run goes through Rock of Ages. So they release the
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informationation for the next batch of next year's shows. I
believe this month, so I am tuned in to find out.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So you're gonna get season tickets.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Basically, can I give you a tip, Yes, make them
guarantee that you get your same seats all the way
through the season, because if not, you could end up
getting screwed aka ted Leonsis.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I don't want to sit in the same spot.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh you like moving around? Yeah, yeah, you like moving around.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
There's not a bad spot in the venue.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Ah, well, good for you. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
And Robert who obviously is the host an actor but
also was the host for US Friday.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
You remember, Diane, he's got a bullet in his head.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
He told me. Because I wasn't sure how the talk
of that attempted robbery, I was very kind, was gonna
go over. Yeah, but I also brought it up and
it caught you off guard on the fire who remember
you said you wish you would have known about it
prior to the meeting Diana, and I said, no, that
would have been bad. He said he sent the clip
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to his entire family, so everyone was because they don't
know that he's got a bullet that we had such
a good time.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, we had a great time there. We had a great.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Time there, and it was another Remember.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
He said that he listens to classical music and he
was going to start listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I told him not to, but he said he was
going to.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
He didn't bring up any other topics we discussed last week,
so I didn't press him on it. But it was
great to be back at Toby' Well.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's good. That's good, and I'm soon to be season
ticket holder. Tyler Moldo.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I'll definitely be back soon for Saturday Night Fever