December 1, 2025 • 20 mins
Makes Krysten a jolly happy soul.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What is the inflatable.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, I mean Kristen's early Christmas gift, which apparently is
now a tradition.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh, she thinks it's so funny. She texted me about it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I well, already, well.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I get home Wednesday, and it's already later than I
expected it to be. And my parents who got in
remember Tuesday night. Oh they were late there. Yeah, but
they were there, and I'm already getting nervous. And the
drive home Wednesday took a lot longer because I know
this is when I need to test my blood pressure.
(00:43):
So I'm trying to do breathing exercises as we're driving,
because being closer and closer to that appointment where they're
going to tell me whether or not I have to
go to medication.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Right really working on good.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Readings, I'm faking the reading, just controlling every factory that
goes into the readings. Anyway, anyway, and I get in
the door and the family says, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And Mike sent you something.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did you know right away what it was?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I said, I can't do that now, I have to
check my blood pressure too late.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So the reading was garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It was elevated and the family's all excited because they
want to open this thing up, and you can't tell
it's The box is completely I.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Don't even know if it was.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
If it didn't say inflatable, we just all assumed it
was going to be some sort of inflatable.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We open it up and learn.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Inside is a twelve foot snowman.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That dwarfs.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Remember the Clydesdale she got me last year, It was
Clyde's nine and a half feet.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wait, and this one is how big?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Twelve dude, that's a two story snowman. We blew it
up in the house in the house just to see.
I wasn't ready to set up the yard yet and
had to unplug it because there wasn't enough room. I
thought the ceiling could handle it, but its its head
(02:21):
got dangerously.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Close to the top of the first floor.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And we then waited until I actually put the decorations
outside to see what it looked like in all its glory.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wait, so do you have all of the inflatables up already?
I do?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's a sign the snowman is holding and as it
was inflating you. I didn't know what it said, but
I was so angry and my parents were like, what
is wrong with him? Like he's not having fun with
this at all. But it just infuriated me, Kristen, and
it has to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wait, hold on, before we get to that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're guessing what the sign says.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh no, not yet.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm just twelve foot snowman nine and a half foot Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What are the other ones?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's like a seven foot Santa with the WWE belt on.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh hey, well okay, that's right, Santa with WWE.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right okay. And then there's those the other smaller ones.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The pigs are not tiny.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh that's their thing too, at least. And this is
going to make it seem like I'm in do inflatables, but.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well you are.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's the neighbors thing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Christ I couldn't put the snowman in the farm section
because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Go because now now you have a snowman section.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I it is by itself because it's so damn massive.
You had to get a ladder out to attach the tethers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wait what did the signs say? Big? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I was just saying, like I my parents were excited
by the joy it was bringing everyone else, and I
just kept saying, oh oh, weird, white trash, weird, disgusting
or whatever it says.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Merry Christmas, that's.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The fan on the Snowman like a lawnmower, and that
explains why it plays music.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh are you serious?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh dude, what does it play?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jingle bells? That's awesome on a loop on a loop?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So from the time you plug it in until do
you still unplug at night?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Not four hour inflatable family.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You should have seen how pathetic the yard looked with
all the rain precipitation yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It looked like I was tarping new grass. It's too
cold for the seed. Put the tarps out. No, it's
just inflatable.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We have eight inflatables now, uh.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight yeah or seven seven,
So I mean you should count the Snowman as too,
because not only does it play music, there is also
a rotating light projection. Yes, it's in its own, separate
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part of the yard.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's by itself. Is does it takes again?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
This makes me seem like I'm into it, but it
does take away from the other ones because it's size.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So I needed it to just be on and it's so, did.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You do the thing again with the Clydesdale where it's
in the backyard, but it looks like it's looking over
the fence.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That is the decor on that side. The snowman would
have not worked there.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Throw Oh, it's so the horses in the front yard.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The horse and the pigs are behind the fence as
you're coming up to greet fans the Santa, but the
Christmas tree and the gin your bread man are in
the front and on the side by the driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's the twelve foot station.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And also you don't understand these teathers. These ropes are
so long you essentially have enough space for a massive tent. Oh,
so you you have to be careful because if people
are trying to get by, they're going to trip because
there's just so much cord.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Can I ask you this does the because I have
an idea. Do the tethers like are they And I
don't mean this in a bad way, but like if
I were facing the massive snowman, do the tethers look
a little trashy coming off and going to the yard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes, for some reason they're white, right, I guess the
snowman is white.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But like the other teathers have always been black, so
they're hard.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, but what if you put on either side of
the snowman another inflatable on each side that would hide
the tethers that wasn't as tall, but tall enough to
hide a bulk of the tethers.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I get what you're saying, and I have used the
deer to hide the snowmen.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But the deer.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Deer are not inflatable, They're not inflatables.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Those are like those wicker ones that I always put
in a sexual positions.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Santa in a monster truck is available, and that would
hide the tethers.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like, that's my family.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But does it play music? Now you're messing with my parents? Said,
I like that. This one has lighting and music.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So upsetting to you? Why do you put it up?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And I said, because people around here looking for that answer,
because why.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Is Kristen like that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I'm gracious, but this last year I said, that was it.
This has to be it like this, this has to stop.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well, way to show you mean it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I just didn't want to be rude. You you're fine
being rude with gifts. I'm not. I'll show you so.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The show next year you'll put the new one up.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is I don't have a picture of it fully up.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh could you not get back far enough away to
get it all in one f It's just I didn't
I didn't walk out at night to get it, so
it's not properly lit.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But you can see like here it is next to
a six foot ladder without all the teathers. That was
just me setting it up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's so bad.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Just given Kristen's reaction the last few minutes, I don't
think you stop him, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I if I have to go on medication for my
blood pressure your fault?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Why no?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Why because you may as well give me because later
pharmacist because of Christmas treats.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I bet you can find one of those giant.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
By the way, I think I think that's official what
Tyler owns more inflatables than anybody else I know. I
mean I probably could have said the same thing last year,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Know anybody that has that many inflatables.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm so excited for myself, by the way, with the
news earlier about some of the tacky lighthouses that are
going away.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
This could be great.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's one thing I don't have. I really don't have
many lights.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You can't see him.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
They're all blocked out by the Clydesdale and the snowman.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Although I did.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I thought you had lights in your house.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, on the tree.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh, and not on the garland. No, that's just a
silver tinsil. That's that's meant to look tacky. It does
not the outside. Not the outside. It's like mid mid
century decor or something.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
No. I did light up with the like a floodlight.
I changed the position so that because some of the
smaller inflatables have like one rinky dink led stick in
them and at night they don't look great. So I
did highlight those more with an led color changing.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh that's smarter.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That sounds like you want more's No, that's good. I can't.
I can't do anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, I mean you can.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I the only I probably could do one more animal,
which I thought was going to be in the box,
but no, Kristin just wanted to go higher right, and
went twelve feet and it it feels like a hundred feet.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's big.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm gonna post the photos of me setting it up,
and one is of it blown up in the house
before we had two immediately because you can see here
you could see its head started getting crushed.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Hold on, yep.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
See, I thought like when you said, I thought you
were getting the WWE inflatable cooler.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh it's a belt, but it's also a cooler that
you could put beers in.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh it's not for your yard.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, no, this is to take to like it is
I I think I've seen this before. Yeah, your next party,
bring the energy? Yeah, Igloo did that. Because wasn't there
an event this weekend?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yes, Survivor series.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, wasn't there a pl E It was that in
San Diego?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, so it was like but it was only on
the app War Games it was on the ESPN app. Yeah,
but it was a PECO.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, because I saw that John Cena said this is
his last ple.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It is because in two weeks he's here in DC
and it's all over with and we still don't know
who he's fighting. They're still doing the tournament. But you
would have loved it in the John Scena match. Your
girl return from injury.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh why can't I think of her name?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Becky Lynch?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, no, no, no, no, come on, seth rollins lady.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
That's Becky Lynch. No Live Morgan, Live Morgan, Live Morgan.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's right, Yeah, I do enjoy her.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh, my parents are listening. They sent me a photo
that my son sent to them of the inflatable.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was it also?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Hey grandma, Hey grandpa, we are white trash.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You don't understand, like.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I why did daddy turn out like this?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I grew up in a house where and be careful.
You know, my parents are listening now. I grew up
in a house where the ornaments on the tree had
to be certain colors, right, so I had rules.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Also the lights on the tree, they were white right.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
There was no colored.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Lights on the tree, so I had Christmas rules the
placement of the ornaments alone.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, no, but you're you're very careful with color right now?
That yard is white trash. Oh no, it's very tasteful.
It's very tasteful. I hate that I have seven inflatable
But I can't say I'm white trash.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But if you look at my tree, I'm very proud
of our tree, and we set it up three weeks
before Thanksgiving. But if you if from a distance, you
may still see like red, white, green like sort of
as the overwhelming aesthetic.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But I'm not gonna lie. There are pink reindeer on there,
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And I blame the inflatables like go on the inside
because on the outside it looks like, well, these people
don't care about their reputation at all.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Where's that tinsel wreath inside or outside? Because that sounds trashy.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It's not a wreath. It lines the uh staircase. Oh
like garland, but like trashy garland. But it's that's different,
Like that's a nod to a different time, a time
where people weren't so judgy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
But wait, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So what you grew up in a household with rules,
big deal, but you're allowed to have your own rules.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But it's just.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Doesn't sound like your mom is big on inflatables from
when you were growing up.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And I too thought when when they was that company
we talked about, I'm the one that rolled out the
first one in like ninety nine or whatever, Gemmi or
something like that. My whole life up until still this point,
I have viewed inflatables as disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But it doesn't come off that way anymore because you
got seven of them in your yard because we are
that house now.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So I just I don't I I it sends the
wrong message.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That you've just leaned into it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
That it's not that we have leaned into it, that
we are it. Yes, when you have to like.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Do you think other people in the neighborhood are like, oh,
what do you think they'll put.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Up this year?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
They look forward to the new things?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, and it wasn't like it. We can don't deprive
me the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We got it, thanks get they the A couple of
them had always said they liked pretending that they were
going to pet the horse when we had the horse
last year. Because that we figured out a way to
make this work. This doesn't work. If someone takes our
driveway wide pulling in, they're gonna pop Frosty, right.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
That's why I'm telling you got to hide those tethers
with more inflatables.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know how high if you rip Frosty by its fan,
how high that'll shoot up?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You know. The other thing that I like.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
In the past, we've always heard stories about people who
have inflatables in the yards.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
They get knived. I like that people respect Tyler's inflatables.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, I wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
My deer was tipped over this morning when I walked out,
But I think that's because the.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Wind the ground was so saturated. The steak kind of
came up a little bit. Oh no, well, you gotta
be careful with the steaks.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
There's a reason they're plastic for the inflatables, because for
the iron they're not. They're metal, and they could pop
when you're inflatable. So if a steak flies up and
hits poor Santa right behind him, you're out inflatable. You're
down one inflatable, right, But I bet you could return it,
return it.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, no, I'm patching it. They come with cat sence.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
There's that WT family, big dup tape all over everything.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I just when when Kristen.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think this is the reason Kristen Mike choose to
stay in an apartment. They can't have a yard. Knowing
what's coming the day that.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Was the worst part.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It came on Kristen's birthday, a day we were supposed
to be celebrating her holiday.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, I brought her gift in today.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No one asked.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I brought her gift in today.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Now she told me she's had that for a while.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
What the inflatable, not the gift could the gift she
didn't get told today, I got.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
The Snowman a week after we got back from summer
break in July.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Why to read sitting on it from fun to be Ready? Yep, yep,
you don't want to order that on Cyber Monday. You
won't get it till the end of the week. You're
missing decorating time.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I will say, Kristen, when you do it again, it's
not a matter if when you do it again, just
please be uh reminded that your gift from the year
previous plays music, and you can't have two different songs
playing at once. It will sound terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Isn't a continuous loop?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Oh, but if at least it's not mad facing like that,
I think you're fine.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
The fan, the fan is the reason there's music.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's so loud that I used to I had an
ol lamower that would not allow you to just shut
it off. You had to let the gas run out.
So when I finished mowing the lawn, I'd always put
in the amount that was about necessary for a yard,
and then I would set it on the side of
the house, away from anything that it could go to
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go up and I would just have to burn off
the rest of the gas. My neighbors probably think that
it's the same situation because it's right where I would
do that every Saturday.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh and my mom just reminded me how we did
have in our.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yard growing up, and authentic sleigh, like a real sleigh, a.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Real sleigh from the real North Pole.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
No, but it wasn't just like a plastic thing that
you got from Michael's.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Did you write your mom back and say you're about
three hundred and sixty days away from having an inflatable sleigh?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Write that down?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, we had because I actually when I was up
in uh Frederick last week or two, say a while,
look like I took a picture that there was one
in a storefront that looked exactly like Now, ignore they
put these massive mirror balls in it, but that see,
that's what we had in our yard growing up. Oh
that's nice, like what could be a working with horses?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, no, that's very nice. It was that would not
fit your yard, now, no.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That would.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
No, I don't mean fit in, but esthetically it doesn't
fit in. Non like that's classy, look it right, your
yard is not.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It is not.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And that's what I'm putting. I didn't come from this.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't want my kids to think this is how
you should decorate for the holidays.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Right, Maybe maybe they'll be at some point embarrassed and
go back the other way.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, maybe, If anything, it's for Verst psychology.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, no, there there you go. That'll be good. But
when they have kids and they come home.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
For the holidays, tradition, we've always done it.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
We've always had We've always had inflatables right up at
the house.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're right though, I'm that house where if people do
come back, not within my family. We're near the front
of the neighborhood. You drive by, Oh what did they add?
And by they Christen and Mike? What if they add
to Tyler's house? And please do not send in past
year's stuff's been sent to the radio station. I know
(20:08):
I said this last year, but I'm done. I cannot
do one. There's not enough outlets. I'm not putting in
another outlet, and.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Two can't charge the EV this year, and two spaces
now just you don't want it to look crowded.
What is the inflatable.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, I mean Kristen's early Christmas gift, which apparently is
now a tradition.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh, she thinks it's so funny. She texted me about it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I well, already, well.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I get home Wednesday, and it's already later than I
expected it to be. And my parents who got in
remember Tuesday night. Oh they were late there. Yeah, but
they were there, and I'm already getting nervous. And the
drive home Wednesday took a lot longer because I know
this is when I need to test my blood pressure.
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So I'm trying to do breathing exercises as we're driving,
because being closer and closer to that appointment where they're
going to tell me whether or not I have to
go to medication.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Right really working on good.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Readings, I'm faking the reading, just controlling every factory that
goes into the readings. Anyway, anyway, and I get in
the door and the family says, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And Mike sent you something.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did you know right away what it was?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I said, I can't do that now, I have to
check my blood pressure too late.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So the reading was garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It was elevated and the family's all excited because they
want to open this thing up, and you can't tell
it's The box is completely I.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Don't even know if it was.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
If it didn't say inflatable, we just all assumed it
was going to be some sort of inflatable.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We open it up and learn.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Inside is a twelve foot snowman.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That dwarfs.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Remember the Clydesdale she got me last year, It was
Clyde's nine and a half feet.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wait, and this one is how big?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Twelve dude, that's a two story snowman. We blew it
up in the house in the house just to see.
I wasn't ready to set up the yard yet and
had to unplug it because there wasn't enough room. I
thought the ceiling could handle it, but its its head
(02:21):
got dangerously.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Close to the top of the first floor.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And we then waited until I actually put the decorations
outside to see what it looked like in all its glory.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wait, so do you have all of the inflatables up already?
I do?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's a sign the snowman is holding and as it
was inflating you. I didn't know what it said, but
I was so angry and my parents were like, what
is wrong with him? Like he's not having fun with
this at all. But it just infuriated me, Kristen, and
it has to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wait, hold on, before we get to that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're guessing what the sign says.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh no, not yet.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm just twelve foot snowman nine and a half foot Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What are the other ones?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's like a seven foot Santa with the WWE belt on.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh hey, well okay, that's right, Santa with WWE.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right okay. And then there's those the other smaller ones.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The pigs are not tiny.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh that's their thing too, at least. And this is
going to make it seem like I'm in do inflatables, but.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well you are.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's the neighbors thing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Christ I couldn't put the snowman in the farm section
because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Go because now now you have a snowman section.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I it is by itself because it's so damn massive.
You had to get a ladder out to attach the tethers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wait what did the signs say? Big? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I was just saying, like I my parents were excited
by the joy it was bringing everyone else, and I
just kept saying, oh oh, weird, white trash, weird, disgusting
or whatever it says.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Merry Christmas, that's.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The fan on the Snowman like a lawnmower, and that
explains why it plays music.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh are you serious?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh dude, what does it play?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jingle bells? That's awesome on a loop on a loop?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So from the time you plug it in until do
you still unplug at night?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Not four hour inflatable family.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You should have seen how pathetic the yard looked with
all the rain precipitation yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It looked like I was tarping new grass. It's too
cold for the seed. Put the tarps out. No, it's
just inflatable.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We have eight inflatables now, uh.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight yeah or seven seven,
So I mean you should count the Snowman as too,
because not only does it play music, there is also
a rotating light projection. Yes, it's in its own, separate
(05:20):
part of the yard.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's by itself. Is does it takes again?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
This makes me seem like I'm into it, but it
does take away from the other ones because it's size.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So I needed it to just be on and it's so, did.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You do the thing again with the Clydesdale where it's
in the backyard, but it looks like it's looking over
the fence.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That is the decor on that side. The snowman would
have not worked there.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Throw Oh, it's so the horses in the front yard.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The horse and the pigs are behind the fence as
you're coming up to greet fans the Santa, but the
Christmas tree and the gin your bread man are in
the front and on the side by the driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's the twelve foot station.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And also you don't understand these teathers. These ropes are
so long you essentially have enough space for a massive tent. Oh,
so you you have to be careful because if people
are trying to get by, they're going to trip because
there's just so much cord.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Can I ask you this does the because I have
an idea. Do the tethers like are they And I
don't mean this in a bad way, but like if
I were facing the massive snowman, do the tethers look
a little trashy coming off and going to the yard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes, for some reason they're white, right, I guess the
snowman is white.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But like the other teathers have always been black, so
they're hard.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, but what if you put on either side of
the snowman another inflatable on each side that would hide
the tethers that wasn't as tall, but tall enough to
hide a bulk of the tethers.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I get what you're saying, and I have used the
deer to hide the snowmen.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But the deer.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Deer are not inflatable, They're not inflatables.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Those are like those wicker ones that I always put
in a sexual positions.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Santa in a monster truck is available, and that would
hide the tethers.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like, that's my family.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But does it play music? Now you're messing with my parents? Said,
I like that. This one has lighting and music.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So upsetting to you? Why do you put it up?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And I said, because people around here looking for that answer,
because why.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Is Kristen like that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I'm gracious, but this last year I said, that was it.
This has to be it like this, this has to stop.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well, way to show you mean it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I just didn't want to be rude. You you're fine
being rude with gifts. I'm not. I'll show you so.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The show next year you'll put the new one up.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is I don't have a picture of it fully up.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh could you not get back far enough away to
get it all in one f It's just I didn't
I didn't walk out at night to get it, so
it's not properly lit.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But you can see like here it is next to
a six foot ladder without all the teathers. That was
just me setting it up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's so bad.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Just given Kristen's reaction the last few minutes, I don't
think you stop him, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I if I have to go on medication for my
blood pressure your fault?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Why no?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Why because you may as well give me because later
pharmacist because of Christmas treats.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I bet you can find one of those giant.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
By the way, I think I think that's official what
Tyler owns more inflatables than anybody else I know. I
mean I probably could have said the same thing last year,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Know anybody that has that many inflatables.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm so excited for myself, by the way, with the
news earlier about some of the tacky lighthouses that are
going away.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
This could be great.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's one thing I don't have. I really don't have
many lights.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You can't see him.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
They're all blocked out by the Clydesdale and the snowman.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Although I did.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I thought you had lights in your house.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, on the tree.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh, and not on the garland. No, that's just a
silver tinsil. That's that's meant to look tacky. It does
not the outside. Not the outside. It's like mid mid
century decor or something.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
No. I did light up with the like a floodlight.
I changed the position so that because some of the
smaller inflatables have like one rinky dink led stick in
them and at night they don't look great. So I
did highlight those more with an led color changing.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh that's smarter.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That sounds like you want more's No, that's good. I can't.
I can't do anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, I mean you can.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I the only I probably could do one more animal,
which I thought was going to be in the box,
but no, Kristin just wanted to go higher right, and
went twelve feet and it it feels like a hundred feet.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's big.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm gonna post the photos of me setting it up,
and one is of it blown up in the house
before we had two immediately because you can see here
you could see its head started getting crushed.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Hold on, yep.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
See, I thought like when you said, I thought you
were getting the WWE inflatable cooler.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh it's a belt, but it's also a cooler that
you could put beers in.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh it's not for your yard.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, no, this is to take to like it is
I I think I've seen this before. Yeah, your next party,
bring the energy? Yeah, Igloo did that. Because wasn't there
an event this weekend?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yes, Survivor series.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, wasn't there a pl E It was that in
San Diego?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, so it was like but it was only on
the app War Games it was on the ESPN app. Yeah,
but it was a PECO.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, because I saw that John Cena said this is
his last ple.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It is because in two weeks he's here in DC
and it's all over with and we still don't know
who he's fighting. They're still doing the tournament. But you
would have loved it in the John Scena match. Your
girl return from injury.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh why can't I think of her name?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Becky Lynch?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, no, no, no, no, come on, seth rollins lady.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
That's Becky Lynch. No Live Morgan, Live Morgan, Live Morgan.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's right, Yeah, I do enjoy her.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh, my parents are listening. They sent me a photo
that my son sent to them of the inflatable.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was it also?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Hey grandma, Hey grandpa, we are white trash.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You don't understand, like.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I why did daddy turn out like this?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I grew up in a house where and be careful.
You know, my parents are listening now. I grew up
in a house where the ornaments on the tree had
to be certain colors, right, so I had rules.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Also the lights on the tree, they were white right.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
There was no colored.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Lights on the tree, so I had Christmas rules the
placement of the ornaments alone.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, no, but you're you're very careful with color right now?
That yard is white trash. Oh no, it's very tasteful.
It's very tasteful. I hate that I have seven inflatable
But I can't say I'm white trash.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But if you look at my tree, I'm very proud
of our tree, and we set it up three weeks
before Thanksgiving. But if you if from a distance, you
may still see like red, white, green like sort of
as the overwhelming aesthetic.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But I'm not gonna lie. There are pink reindeer on there,
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And I blame the inflatables like go on the inside
because on the outside it looks like, well, these people
don't care about their reputation at all.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Where's that tinsel wreath inside or outside? Because that sounds trashy.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It's not a wreath. It lines the uh staircase. Oh
like garland, but like trashy garland. But it's that's different,
Like that's a nod to a different time, a time
where people weren't so judgy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
But wait, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So what you grew up in a household with rules,
big deal, but you're allowed to have your own rules.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But it's just.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Doesn't sound like your mom is big on inflatables from
when you were growing up.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And I too thought when when they was that company
we talked about, I'm the one that rolled out the
first one in like ninety nine or whatever, Gemmi or
something like that. My whole life up until still this point,
I have viewed inflatables as disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But it doesn't come off that way anymore because you
got seven of them in your yard because we are
that house now.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So I just I don't I I it sends the
wrong message.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That you've just leaned into it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
That it's not that we have leaned into it, that
we are it. Yes, when you have to like.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Do you think other people in the neighborhood are like, oh,
what do you think they'll put.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Up this year?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
They look forward to the new things?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, and it wasn't like it. We can don't deprive
me the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We got it, thanks get they the A couple of
them had always said they liked pretending that they were
going to pet the horse when we had the horse
last year. Because that we figured out a way to
make this work. This doesn't work. If someone takes our
driveway wide pulling in, they're gonna pop Frosty, right.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
That's why I'm telling you got to hide those tethers
with more inflatables.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know how high if you rip Frosty by its fan,
how high that'll shoot up?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You know. The other thing that I like.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
In the past, we've always heard stories about people who
have inflatables in the yards.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
They get knived. I like that people respect Tyler's inflatables.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, I wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
My deer was tipped over this morning when I walked out,
But I think that's because the.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Wind the ground was so saturated. The steak kind of
came up a little bit. Oh no, well, you gotta
be careful with the steaks.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
There's a reason they're plastic for the inflatables, because for
the iron they're not. They're metal, and they could pop
when you're inflatable. So if a steak flies up and
hits poor Santa right behind him, you're out inflatable. You're
down one inflatable, right, But I bet you could return it,
return it.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, no, I'm patching it. They come with cat sence.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
There's that WT family, big dup tape all over everything.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I just when when Kristen.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think this is the reason Kristen Mike choose to
stay in an apartment. They can't have a yard. Knowing
what's coming the day that.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Was the worst part.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It came on Kristen's birthday, a day we were supposed
to be celebrating her holiday.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, I brought her gift in today.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No one asked.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I brought her gift in today.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Now she told me she's had that for a while.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
What the inflatable, not the gift could the gift she
didn't get told today, I got.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
The Snowman a week after we got back from summer
break in July.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Why to read sitting on it from fun to be Ready? Yep, yep,
you don't want to order that on Cyber Monday. You
won't get it till the end of the week. You're
missing decorating time.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I will say, Kristen, when you do it again, it's
not a matter if when you do it again, just
please be uh reminded that your gift from the year
previous plays music, and you can't have two different songs
playing at once. It will sound terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Isn't a continuous loop?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Oh, but if at least it's not mad facing like that,
I think you're fine.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
The fan, the fan is the reason there's music.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's so loud that I used to I had an
ol lamower that would not allow you to just shut
it off. You had to let the gas run out.
So when I finished mowing the lawn, I'd always put
in the amount that was about necessary for a yard,
and then I would set it on the side of
the house, away from anything that it could go to
(17:59):
go up and I would just have to burn off
the rest of the gas. My neighbors probably think that
it's the same situation because it's right where I would
do that every Saturday.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh and my mom just reminded me how we did
have in our.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yard growing up, and authentic sleigh, like a real sleigh, a.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Real sleigh from the real North Pole.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
No, but it wasn't just like a plastic thing that
you got from Michael's.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Did you write your mom back and say you're about
three hundred and sixty days away from having an inflatable sleigh?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Write that down?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, we had because I actually when I was up
in uh Frederick last week or two, say a while,
look like I took a picture that there was one
in a storefront that looked exactly like Now, ignore they
put these massive mirror balls in it, but that see,
that's what we had in our yard growing up. Oh
that's nice, like what could be a working with horses?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, no, that's very nice. It was that would not
fit your yard, now, no.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That would.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
No, I don't mean fit in, but esthetically it doesn't
fit in. Non like that's classy, look it right, your
yard is not.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It is not.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And that's what I'm putting. I didn't come from this.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't want my kids to think this is how
you should decorate for the holidays.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Right, Maybe maybe they'll be at some point embarrassed and
go back the other way.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, maybe, If anything, it's for Verst psychology.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, no, there there you go. That'll be good. But
when they have kids and they come home.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
For the holidays, tradition, we've always done it.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
We've always had We've always had inflatables right up at
the house.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're right though, I'm that house where if people do
come back, not within my family. We're near the front
of the neighborhood. You drive by, Oh what did they add?
And by they Christen and Mike? What if they add
to Tyler's house? And please do not send in past
year's stuff's been sent to the radio station. I know
(20:08):
I said this last year, but I'm done. I cannot
do one. There's not enough outlets. I'm not putting in
another outlet, and.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Two can't charge the EV this year, and two spaces
now just you don't want it to look crowded.
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