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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, do you have any pets.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Well, actually, yes, we have a snake.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Do you really what kind of snake you got? It's pipe,
a ball python? How big is it?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Like four and a half feet?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And you said it's your sons? Yes? How old is he.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thirteen?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You got a thirteen year old kid with a four
and a half foot snake. Dude, good on you.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
By the way, there's something I don't see Tyler given
his kid when he turns thirteen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I have a thirteen year old, but he does not
have a snake. He keeps throwing around the idea of
a rat.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, get a snake.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
I know what made him want to go or what
makes him want to get a rat?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And I don't know, Like I'm already asking for a
DNA test?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Wait, or are you like are you talking about like
he wants a gerbil or something? But you mean a rat?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean Santa rat?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Oh God, take him down to DuPont, walk right through,
walk right through the circle.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You get as many of them as you want.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh disgusting. Tell me you're not doing that. Hell no,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm not his mother. The He eventually got call of duty,
really having trouble turning that blood off. Huh. Every time
I look up, I swear I see a red spladder
and the language.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Where's the filter?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Anyway, Here's why I was asking that woman if she
has a pet. So yesterday, I'm walking the Jackie and
I my wife. We're walking the dogs, right, and we're walking,
no big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And I don't I don't know everybody that lives in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Some dude is pushing a stroller up the street, like
on the other side of the street, like coming at
us right, not coming at us like bowed up direction right,
and so like I know, and again I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know who everybody is.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
So I was like, oh, he must be out like
pushing like his baby or whatever, his newborn or whatever. Nope,
two cats, Oh yeah, two cats. People and cats and strollers.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Huh. So I said to Jackie, purse, dogs and strollers.
It's common.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What's this guy walked by?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I said to Jackie see the cats from the stroller?
What does Jackie respond with? Yeah, people do it all
the time. Yeah, why would you do that? By the way,
dogs too, m So.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I've seen dogs. I've never seen cats.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, how about none? They got legs. The uh I mean,
I understand some don't may need a little extra help.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
The tripods.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No tripods, they could still walk.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah, But anyway, So I get home and I look,
do you know how much money there is to make
in animal strollers?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Holy crap?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Do they sell those like pet Smart and Peco.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I don't know if I've noticed them, but I wasn't looking.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I've never been in that section. I know that they
don't sell them with the food.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So those strollers are not Oh these are humans animal strollers?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I guess I never thought about the business behind them.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I said to Jackie, I would be mortified if I
was pushing my my animals through the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Now, you know you're gonna upset some people. I'm sure
why why pushers are listening?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
There's plenty of I'm sure that there are plenty of
people with like older pets, who will they'll go out,
they'll get their walk, they'll pee, they'll pooh whatever, and
then just to keep them outside for the fresh air
aspect of it, then they'll get in the stroller and
then they'll push them around. I see it almost every day.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You see it every day.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
I am.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I saw this yesterday and I was like, oh, Jackie,
look unicorn.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
No, you see it all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You see animals and strollers. Yes, and when you find
me somebody and I will be.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Coming her dogroller.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But I'm like, you see these pets and strollers?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Not here?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Not here?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, not in Maryland.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
She said, it's Chicago. Okay, never seen that before I
got this guy. Yesterday. I said to Jackie, you're honestly
your kid made.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
By the way, we're supposed to know that the symbol
for Chicago is the letter C. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I thought she was calling Diane something.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I thought it was Jackie making fun. Would you promise
you won't make fun of these callers?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, I won't make fun. I just don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
And by the way, if your dog, if your dog
is broken and can't go for a walk or something,
and I understand you want to get them out outside, yeah,
in front.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yard, but maybe they want to go for a walk.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Then put the dog back in the house.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
It's it's like two birds one stone, Mike. Why can't
you take the dog in the stroller? It looks very odd.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It looks odd dude, they definitely have strollers at Pets Smart.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, wait for for for everybody.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I mean there's some really fancy ones.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Are there. Really?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
No, They said it's a big business Jackie. When Jackie
was like, oh yeah, like this is looking at one
fifty dollars woman, the red one, the red and black one.
You saw that, you better hope I would look at
it and go, well, I hope that dog doesn't have legs,
so you that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's a full sized dog.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I see, yeah, uh huh, but it's it's not just
about it maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
But that's not good for the dog. The dog needs exercise.
What exercise in the dogs dogs in the photo?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Okay, well it doesn't have to be. I see people
with the like purse dogs and those things all the time.
Why the smaller ones take it for a walk? Why not?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
But they can't go as far? And as Diana is saying,
older dogs can't go as far, smaller dogs can't go
as far.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, but we're treating all of these like we just
got them out of the old folks home for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Care.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Why does it? Why does it like bother.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You looks ridiculous? No, it isn't, Diane, it does.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I want a cup holder? So no one is using
their old strollers from when they had younger kids.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
No, because they have to be like like zipped in
with like the mesh.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah, this guy didn't have mesh. This guy did not
have mesh. This guy did not have mesh.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Because I've seen the wagons. I've seen wagons. Also, No,
this was would need a wagon.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
This was this was a stroller. Yeah, and they would
because I did. I thought it was a kid.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
And then when we started getting close, I saw these
two cats hop up and I was like, you gotta
be evan kid me like Jack lik at this freak
did o.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Forever eye up a wagon and see in Chicago?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But no, you don't have to have mesh. Who's that?
That's a regular baby stroller. That's a baby stroller.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
That is from Ashley. And my dog is old and
can't walk great see.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
And she just wants him to be able to get
out and get some fresh air and he probably loves it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
It doesn't help that the face the dog is making
is like I hate my life.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's a regular baby stroller. That's not a dog.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What's the netting down front? A kid. I don't know
if that's right here in the bottom.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Line and she's got him my harnessed.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, that is you can see that there's mesh there
right here. Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Seat an apron that goes around the front on the
kid's legs, and this is where the kid's asses.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That is a child's That is a child's cart.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm not so sure.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yes, it's got a cup holder.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Good does it have a parent tray?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know? I like to eat when I drink. That
is that is? That is a That is a baby stroller.
Where am I going line for?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
And I'm not going to say anything bad starting.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, Hi Elliott, this is Andrey and Slakesville.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I was calling Our neighbors had a really old German
shepherd and they used to pull him in a wagon
all the time. I'm trying that, so they just wanted
to let him get out.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I understand that I'm trying, and I'm trying to wrap
my arms around the idea.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But if wouldn't you be better off?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I'm being completely serious, and listen, nobody loves a dog.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
More than I do.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Right, But why can't like to get the dog to
get the dog out for some mare.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why can't you do it at home?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, I guess you could. But they are pretty like athletics,
so they go walking and running all the time. So
I think they just wanted to bring the dog when
they did it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, but why But but now you've kind of
put the dog out.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, what do you mean he's in a wagon?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, but maybe the dog he's like looking around seeing
birds and people, other dogs and strollers.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
He's like he's just But if he's going random pets
from people.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But can I ask you that? No, No, I'm not petting.
Do not the the.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, no, But if you want the sunshade.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
No no.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
But if a dog, if a dog sees another dog walking,
doesn't the dog look at him and go I want
to do that, like I want to run. We're pack animals.
Oh I can't because I'm in there.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Then he's like, no, damn, I am comfortable.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's stupid.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Look at that sucker walking you using your legs.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I had a bulldog who like wouldn't walk barely anywhere.
If we had put him in a wagon and pulled them,
he'd love it.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
That's on you though, that's on you, all right, very good,
very good things, Thank you, thank you, yes, Tyler Ashley
with a follow up, it is a dog stroller that
is not and he has rest bitch face.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Carol says, was a was in a restaurant in New
Jersey went up to say hi to a baby in
a stroller and table, and it was a dog. And
this is what we said. Kelly Wright, hold on line five,
I have a nine. It would take six weeks to
walk her on a leash to the end of the
block and back. Dog strollers rule.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, But then, but then the dog doesn't need to
go that far.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Are they really popular downtown?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well? I know they were in c.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But would you see these downtown Richmond, downtown uh DC
more so than maybe in the suburbs.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Somebody just sent me a message saying she sees tons
of them every day in downtown Frederick.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Why wouldn't you just walk?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I don't understand that. Just walk the dog, like walk
the cobblestone. See it hurt pad, Oh, dear god, the no,
no no. But meanwhile, this is how rocky the ride is.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Right now, that's right.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
The dog gets home he's got shaking brain syndrome. Yeah,
but at least at least he didn't have to step
on it on the road.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh, Jackie, my aunt bought one better. Jackie, my aunt
bought one for her dog that has bad hips.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So that it's just so that.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
This dog can go on walks with her other dog
and the kids.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And she loves it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Who loves it? The dog?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Can you put the dog on the phone.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
I'd like to know when the dog is loving something
as opposed to I just.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Saw a dog that was out in there that looked
miserablest RBF.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
That?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (11:53):
This is Frederick.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (11:59):
I'm a pusher proud on it?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
See Frederick, do you have a specific carriage for the dog?
Speaker 11 (12:09):
So I have a pig.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I'm sorry, pig is Diana?
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Yeah, Diana, he said.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, I get pictures.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah, Ellie. And I'm the one who sent you the
boot of snoop boxers.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh I gotcha, I gotcha.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
And so wait a minute, So you pushed the pig
around in a baby carriage?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
No?
Speaker 11 (12:29):
Actually, radio Flyer, uh sent us a wagon like you know,
Radio Flyer got away from.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Like, yeah, the wagons.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Now you have like canvas. Yeah, so I push you
around in that because it takes him like twenty minutes
to walk ten feet. So I this is selfishly for me.
So I can go on a walk and take him
with me and get some point A to point B.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
In like under three hours. All right, very good, very good,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
By the way, the number of people that are set
in pictures of their pet strollers, well, I just got
a text that says Meadow would love this.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
How about how do you get one for Meadow and
then one for the snake?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
The rat?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
The rat?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Hey is this mad?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Hey? This is Brian in Pasadenay, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
So we uh we have a pure bread Russian main
coon cat that we bought from Minnesota or Washington State
rather and uh so she costs about over two thousand dollars,
so we push her in a stroller.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
She's because you don't.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Want her princess feet to touch the ground.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So she she's got a lot of feet. She's actually uh,
she's a polydactyl, so she's got like a ton of
she's got like six or seven feet like toes. But
uh no, because because we actually got a harness for her,
like a like a walking harness, but uh, she really
wants to she could really just slip out of that thing,
like if she got spooked and only would she possibly
(14:10):
not come home. And that's also a lot of money gone.
But you know, cats, cats, there's a lot of like uh,
feline leukemia and like a lot of different like you know,
there's like the breeder even said that she's supposed to
be an indoor cat only, so you know, we don't
have a very.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Big house, so we just feel like it's fair.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
And we've seen other people with the strollers, Like we
went to the park one time and there was another
cat in the strollers, so they kind of had like
a cat ay they were talking about like tell me
about your carriage. Yeah, they were hanging out and checking
each other out. And it is a little weird though,
I mean, you do get looks like, you know, like
when we're pushing pushing the cat, especially me, is you
(14:50):
know if I'm if I'm pushing the cat and you
walk by someone directly like passing them like hey, good morning,
like it it you get you get a look.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I shot that look yesterday. Shot that look yesterday.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Jack, check this out times.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
You got to do it for the cat, you know,
I mean it's it's fair. I mean she wants to
get out. She likes to see you know, you know,
just like just like people like to.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Leave a garage open.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
All right, very good, thank you, sir, thank you. Oh
damn it, I lost line seven. They have a stroller
for their rat.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I have to get the make and model. Don't you
look back though and imagine like clearly people like Elliott
are still judging it. But I'm trying to imagine being
with my grandparents the first time they were to come
across this. Yeah, and it would be embarrassing for me
(15:48):
as a grandchild for what they would say.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
But wouldn't like, can you, I'm honest question, can you
walk a cat on a leash?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
I've seen it, right, Yeah, Scott bought one for Juni
thinking that he would adapt to it. He didn't, right,
But isn't like it's not like a like a no,
it's a chest harness.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, it's like a harness, right, So they have that
so you don't need like for somebody that's like, well,
it's a cat. It doesn't matter walk it if you
want it out of the house or keep it in
the house.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I understand that where people will have them harnessed and
sort of tethered in some way to like the cart
or the stroll or whatever it is, because I would
worry walking a cat in a heavily populated area or
a heavily walked area where there's a million dogs and
only one.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Cat out there.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Then don't do it.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
I would, That's what I'm saying, Like I would. I
get why people would maybe not have it to like
put it put it out in sort of a set
off to the side area. But if you're in, you know,
on a path where everybody's walking, you can't walk a
cat there.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Right, there's owner responsibility, right.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
And by the way, it doesn't make it any better
if you're going to put it in a a little stroller.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Ella writes Tyler should get a jogging stroller for meadow.
Bianca with a picture of her dad who has one
for his French bulldog. Because the dog gets easily overheated,
he put a battery operated operated fan inside.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh Jesus, age Christ, there you go.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Look at that thing, and that one definitely says pet
gear on it, so you know from a distance as
you're approaching it, don't ask to say out of the baby,
it's an animal.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'm sorry, line too. Thank you, Kristin. Hi, Yelliet the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
This is me.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, Hi, who's that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Day?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Man?
Speaker 10 (17:39):
My name is Darwin.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
My parents have a freaking stroller for a little Yorkie.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
There you go. But the best part.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Was summer when I let my fourteen year old daughter
and my eleven year old son hang out with my
parents and they went to far Oaks Mall with the
freaking stroller.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
In the mall.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
They take that shoulder to pet Smart, they go to Costco,
they go, Man, my parents, the older they've gotten, the
more obsessed they are with just being alone and that
is their everything. They go to the bathroom with the
freaking dog. So and it's like I said, it's the
greatest thing now being a parent and having a payback.
My parents are Spanish, man, they're embarrassing already.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Like I don't embarrassing Spanish parents, and now I my
fourteen year old daughters here, I'm like, take that.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
That sucks to me.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
You.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
I'm like, imagine what it was like with me.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
All right, did I appreciate it? Thank you, my friend?
What is that?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Those are ferrets?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Where you going? It's so important that you have to
bring your ferret with you.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Doesn't that look like another mall? Based on the floor
it does?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Oh well, I couldn't possibly go spend an hour at
Tyson's without bringing slinky and Dinky.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
There's three I think in there.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh in schneky.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
That's from a What would you say, am claan amc Lane?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Tell me she took that picture.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
And those aren't hers, by the way, sweet toys that
you have in there for.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Him, you gotta make sure they're entertained. If the mall
gets boring.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
The entertained. How about the look they're going up the
food court?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Man, look at that.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I would see that rolling into the food court and
go I knew it. I knew it. Wait, who's that?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That's Britain. So that's just putting a dog in the
bottom pouch of a regular stroller.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So he's got.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
One riding the wheel, one riding the seat, and then
bob underneath there riding under the cart.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But he's got his hands full.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Oh look, it was a picture so nice. She sent
it twice of the ferrets.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Or maybe she has six ferrets? Had they all three? Slink,
Dinky and Minky.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We're in the first.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Walk though it was shminky whatever, and then Licky, Sticky
and Dicky.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I just love all the pictures. Oh, it reminds me
of Kevin.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Wait, hold on, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Diane Haley is seriously I think, going to adopt Kevin.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, but has she made the proper inquiry.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
She's I know she's been talking to Jackie about it.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Okay, Well, you know we don't know the cat well,
I mean actually work, Yeah, but she's affiliated with the
rescue so volunteers. Yeah, she doesn't work there. I wish
she did, may as well get paid for it the
uh no no. But has she contacted wolf Trap?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
I don't know. But she was just we were she
was just talking about him out the last break.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Okay, but she understands Jackie's a volunteer, like she doesn't
make any decisions. Okay, I mean that sounds I didn't
mean it like well, I mean like she decides to go,
but I mean she's not.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Like I'm sure that there is a lot of interest
in Kevin.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Does Haley know that you and Kevin are a bonded pair,
so you have to be adopted as well. I saw
it in the photos, Diane. We wouldn't let go of you.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
That's why I told her. I was like, he was
so cute. He just wants to nozzle on you and
love you, and have.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Watched he'll get to Hayley's and like hate her and
be a vicious animal.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Kevin scratched me