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April 11, 2024 12 mins
World record holder Kimycola heads to England.
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(00:00):
Named Kimmy Cala ring a bell,absolutely world record holder, Guinness World record
holder, loudest burnt female, fantastic, fantastic And did we talk to Kimmy?
Help me? Remember did we talkto Kimmy when she was overseas?

(00:21):
No, she let us know thatshe was going headed overseas. That's right,
that's right, So we talked herright before she left to go overseas.
Now obviously she I believe she's longback since then. Although I haven't
heard from Kimmy in a long time, she will message me, Oh will

(00:41):
she really? Yeah? Oh likeburn, what's up? But one of
the things that she did when shewas in London is I guess she went
around with a Guinness camera crew.Not only had londoners tried to guess what

(01:03):
record she holds, but then sheperformed for them. I've pulled some audio.
It's awesome. It is so freakinggood her running around and the whole
time I just sit there and gothat record was set right there. Not
enough mentioning her that. Yeah,I know, she didn't even drop a

(01:23):
b im. She wears that shirtquite a bit, so thank you.
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not upset with her. I'm
proud of her. I'm happy forher. Anytime a friend of the show
does something big like that, Ilove it. So here she is setting
up her adventure today, we've beendoing a lot of filming. We've been
burping on people. I've been touringaround London. I love it so far,

(01:46):
so beautiful. The people are sonice and friendly, and I love
to show off. Now she's notbelching by she talks. Now, there's
a video like a b ro exactlyexactly a burn it said. They have
people start guessing what she holds arecord for, and you get a set.

(02:09):
It's not like she belched and thenwent, so what do you think
I hold the record? No,she literally is just asking them what do
you think I hold the record?But you would shove the Guinness Mike flag
in their face and I'd gladly havegiven her an Elliot the Morning One.
And then they went about their theirguesses. Is it sporting? Sports activities?
Nothing to do with sports, nothingathletic. Do you use part of

(02:31):
your body to perform? Yes,happy about dairy bum it's the top half
of my body. Oh oh,somebody was going in a different direction,
weren't they? So the first personwho asked, is it sporting? They
were probably the most disappointed when theyeventually find out. They may not have

(02:55):
said it to her, but I'mjust thinking if that was your guest,
that it was athletic. I mean, there is a skill involved, but
it's probably not sportsmen. But itis the top half. Thank you,
more guesses. Here we go.Is it a common task? It is
a common task. Some people arereally good at it and some people can't
do it at all. Math.What did they say, math? Oh,

(03:21):
they said, I love that guest, math. Math. Is it
a common task? It is acommon task. Some people are really good
at it and some people can't doit at all. Math. Let's see,
I had two cores. Lights Ihad by the way, so don't

(03:43):
be bad. But in my mind, in my mind, that's Diane Math.
All right. Where am I going? Now? Where am I going?
Now? Our hints from Kimmy,it's something I can do with my
mouth, with your mouth, youthrow it up. I don't know.
On hour. Oh no, ithas nothing to do throwing up, but
it might make people want to throwup something with pe Oh my god.

(04:09):
Mind the gap right and by theway, like in the background, it's
big band. Seriously, it's likethere there could not be more Londony landmarks
behind her, and it's all andpeople are trying to guess. I don't
know sporting? Is it math?I don't know what you do? Pee?

(04:30):
It's weird. So now we arefocused on the mouth. Is it
an unpleasant sound? Very unclosing?Oh that is so close? Flatuation?
Who farts out of their mouth otherthan Andrew wk? I guess you can
do like sounds? You could?You could see me all you can do

(04:55):
with your armpit. Eli does itevery time, every time Diane has to
bend over. Here is the theother day? Oh Haley, she bent
over to get something on? Anyway, I'm sorry. The big moment before
the big reveal. A loud ohquiet, it is a loud record.

(05:19):
Well you'll have to chill lead.Can I show you? Is it okay?
Okay? Eric? Ready? Machomatcho? Woman? Can you call
it? Can I show you onemore time? A loud oh quiet?

(05:46):
It is a loud record. Wellyou'll have to chill lead. Can I
show you? Is it? Okay? Okay? Eric? Right, you
hit the world record. I'm clappingfor Oh, well done, your ambassador.

(06:15):
So she demonstrates, and then sheexplains what the record is for.
I'm the Guinness World Record holder forthe women's loudest burp. Right, I
could burp louder than a motorcycle.Right. I hope you're proud of it.
Thank you, Barbara. I thinkshe was getting a little shade from

(06:36):
Barbara. Barbara was the most putoff by the demonstration and then the actual
record itself. This is this ismy favorite part. Now it wasn't.
We'll get to what Kimmy's favorite partof the trip was. But my favorite

(06:57):
part is she's burping on everybody andthen she's distracted by something in her pocket
and it is an alarm on herphone. Oh man, time to pick
up my kid off the school bus. Meanwhile, she's just done this and

(07:30):
you get this, oh man,time to pick up my kid off the
school bus. Takes it out.She's holding the mic in one hand,
pulled it away from the burping,and she's reading the alarm and she tells
everybody, by the way, freetrip to London, and all you gotta

(07:50):
do is walk around and belch onpeople. You know. The other thing
that's surprising to me, who fuckGuinness would have been so cool. Oh
in terms of like paying for atrip, let's fly Kimmy to London to
go belch on people because it's greatcontent. Oh no, it's awesome.
But doesn't it seem like a littlenot stuffy enough for Guinness Elliot's I don't

(08:13):
think they're still stuffy Elliot listen again. They yes, there's a record that
exists for it. Yeah, andit goes like kind of in the appendix
part of like but they but it'sfunny and they know she'll create good material.
Goes under b for burp. Thisis where Guinness figured it all out
and when they became so popular again. Yeah, you could get the books

(08:35):
that like your book fares when you'regrowing up. But Guinness, when it
realized, let's just have a recordfor everything, right, that turned a
page into a new era. Somy belief that it's still a little bit
stuffy and all that is way outjust because the adjudicators still wear the jacket
right with the piping. No,you can her record is even like like

(09:03):
I would say, gross, no, some of my stuff I need the
most vomited, longest toenails. Okay, but that was always in there,
like they always had like the weirdfreak with the sorry sir, with the
really long nails. But you heardthe one local guess it had something to
do with pe Okay, well,they don't know what the what what it

(09:24):
is? They know Guinness better thanwe do. So Guinness has something with
Urine. I guarantee you they do. David Rush he did it for stamp
right, darkest Urine. I shouldhave entered Harlington, Virginia zone. Hi,
I'm Elliott for Arlington, and hey, do you know what I'm in?

(09:46):
Do you know what? Forget her? Do you know what I'm in
the record books for? We don'tforget her? She burped some more.
If it's if it's if it's likethat guy was great because she couldn't remember

(10:13):
his name was of course now Idon't remember the name, but she doesn't
it something like she ever get itright? I don't know, but no
she didn't. But she thought itwas bile and then realized, no,
that's just what I have. Yeah, if it's if it's if it's like

(10:37):
yeah now for a moment, Yeah, time to pick up my kid off
the school bus. I'm so happyfor Oh, I bet you getting to
go over there had to be great. Oh, come on a free trip

(10:58):
to go to London, and thenall you gotta do is walk around and
burp on locals who cares. No, she was considerate. She didn't burp
right in her face. No,no, But I'm saying that all you
have to do is go. Youget a free trip to England and all
you have to do is walk aroundwith a film crew. Belch. That's
great, which brings us to thehighlight of her time there. And I

(11:22):
love this because we've covered stuff likethis and quite a few times as of
late. But I'll let Kimmy explain. Seeing the Kings, seeing the King's
guard on the horse, Hold on, hold on, it's not done.

(11:43):
And you do see she's standing rightnext to the guard one more time.
Seeing the Kings, seeing the King'sguard on the horse. That was.
I wanted to do that so bad, and I'm so glad I got to
burp on the Kings on hunt theKing's guard. What did they always yell?

(12:13):
Move away? Yeah? Mm hmm. Seeing the Kings seeing the King's
guard on the horse, that was. I wanted to do that so bad,
and I'm so glad I got tobrope on the kings on hunt the king's Guard
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