EITM: Good Things Come In Threesomes 11/20/23

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Episode Transcript

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I'm Karolini. Oh I like thatname, and you sound like a pasta
Carolini. And where where? Whereis home for you? I'm annoying his
mails now excellent? Excellent, Andyou are kind of rejoining the dating world.

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I'm trying to Yes, Hey,how long how long were you out
of it? How long were youout of it? Twenty years? Oh
wow, so you were you wereyou were hooked up for a while,
right, yes, I sure was, and and and now the marriage has
dissolved. That's okay. These thingshappen, right, yeah, they do.

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And what are you for dating?What are you trying? Well?
Tender? Which is kind of interesting, right right, right as it is.
I tried that stir ab. Ididn't like that too much. I
got out of it, and I'mjust some tender for right now. Is
there anything that is shocking you interms of like you're like, whoa,

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this is really changed in twenty years. Yeah, and you know, and
it's not going to be what youthink, which that is kind of interesting
to how fast people jump to things, but more so how quickly people disconnect.
It's like you didn't answer for liketwenty four hours or something like that.

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Right, Yeah, that's the morewalk away. That's not what I
was getting at. I guess whatthe no? No, Because I was
reading something like, for example,I know, how long have I been
married? I've been married a longtime. The but like if I if
I, you know, if Godforbid, something went south and I ended
up divorced, right it started datingagain, it would be much different than

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when I was dating prior to datingJackie and getting married. Do you find
right? Do you find that everybodywants to have a threesome with you?
No? No, I'm not findingthat yet. Where are those people?
The oh you're up for it?I might you know, No, you

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know what good for you? Iwas reading something over the weekend. This
would throw me off, This wouldthrow me off, but they said that.
So I was reading about this woman. She had been married for a
while. I can't remember how longit had been, but she'd been married
for a while and then was likegetting back into the dating world, like
long enough that it would be adifferent type of dating. And she said

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that every literally, not only notonly does everybody And she's on I know
she's on tender because in the articleshe says she is everybody wants to have
a threesome. Everybody's approaching her forthreesome. That's they're just putting that out
there. Yeah, And she waslike when I was, like when I
was single and dating, like itwasn't like like there were people that had
threesomes, but it wasn't as commonas like, hey, you want to

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get a glass of water? Itwas, and now it is, it
is so freaking common. And she'slike, I don't think I'm up for
it. And the second that Isay I'm not up for it, then
I'm done. Like nobody wants tohave anything to do with me. This
woman's convinced she is the last livingperson who's not had a threesome. So
these people listed as individuals, butthen in the back and forth and the

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communicating, they reveal, Oh,you know, I'm interested in having a
threesome. I have a partner whowe're just looking to add a third teen.
I want to say yes, becauseyou can't list as a couple,
right, I don't think so I'mnot on Tinder case, I'm not on
there's a lot of couples that dothat. There's a lot o lot of

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couples. Oh yeah, so youguys very open. They put it on
their description. There's some guys thatgo in there and say, I'm married
and my wife does not know it, so I need a low key person
to have fun with too, AndI'm like, what okay, So yeah,
it's all okay. Then everybody askyou for everything. I think,
what shiten is that? Back twentyyears ago, I don't think people look

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into like a long term relationship andwanted to have a trease. And with
that girl that was your wife,that was a whole different, you know,
perspective. You would find a fungirl to have that kind of fun
with and then your your wife girl, and now everybody's is good to go.
You know, there's no more ofthat stigma where people are and I'm
that concerned about that, just lookingfor fun. And this woman was saying

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like, like back back the firsttime she was dating, she was like,
that was that was and if somebodydid they usually kept it pretty quiet,
right. It wasn't the like,yes, there always have There always
been swingers and and and couples thatare into it, absolutely, but it
wasn't as out in the open now. Like she said that, like a

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couple of people like on Tinder andstuff were reaching out to her for three
So she told her friends, andher friends are like, oh, yeah,
that's the norm. Yeah, it'sall over the place. Can I
filter, yeah, and select somesort of setting where I'm not contacted by
couples. I have no idea,I have no clue. I didn't know
that you could sign up as acouple. I didn't know that your profile
could be as a couple. Youcan, but sometimes I think it just

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still slips in there, like Iunsign up just to interact with man,
and sometimes women shows up in myprofile and you were interested, and I'm
like, okay, I didn't thinkI had signed up for that, but
it shows up and it's there,so it's kind of interesting, you know,
like I'll take a look. Therewas a funny guy though. It
was a funny guy that connected andsoon enough we're just talking on the phone,

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and his like appeal to get togo out with him or have a
relationship with him is that he wouldwant me to tease other men and bring
other men home if I became thegirl. Okay, there you go.
So he wants you, He wantsyou and another guy to come along for
a little threesome. Yeah, butI had not even met him as a

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person. You were talking. Yeah, yeah, well I found that a
little interesting. I was like,I don't even know you yet, but
okay, that's your d I guesshey, bring me along with you,
tag me in. Let's go.All right, very good, very good,

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Thank you, ma'am, thank you. Is't that odd, though,
for it to be such a widespreadtrend, they said, And again,
this is according to that I'm noton tender, but this, according that
woman, everybody's into threesome. Thiswoman wonders if she is the last person
in the world who's not had one. But not just via tender, no,
no, no, just dating ingeneral. Like she said, she

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was out and met a like justout one night and was talking, like
just randomly met some people at abar, just sitting talking or whatever,
having drinks, and like started talkingand the guy was like, yeah,
uh, you want to have athreesome. And then the woman is so
taken aback. She's like, everybody'sso casual about it, and it sounds

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like they're not even listen. Bythe way, this woman is not into
it now. Yeah, she's like, one is enough to date after that,
This isn't a throuble situation. Datingapplications to have a threesome, sorry,
apps to have threesome. Yes,oh my god, everybody's doing it.
By the way, that would beshocking. Everybody's doing it. I've

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married for fourteen years, dated forfive before that, like to having never
used any sort of online source fordating, right to finally dip a toe
in and that's yeah. First ofall, I'd be offended now if maybe
that wasn't offered up. But oncethat was and I realized, wow,

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this is this is happening a lot, that'd be kind of shell shocking.
I would be floored. I wouldbe floored if somebody was like, hey,
bro, hit us up, wewant to have a threesome. I
mean, Kristen brings it up likeTyler with the glitter people in Charleston.
Man, what about the guy onthe Marta train commodity? Okay, a

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couple of different scenarios here. Yeah, but they were Marta. It was
not a threesome. No, no, it was a twosome and all you
had to do was receive and geta mint, give a mint, give
him in and receive and yes,get a tingle on your dingles. But
the glitter couple at at Christian's weddingwanted you to have a threesome. Yes,

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but you're not saying that you're shockedthat there are people wanting to have
just how just how prevalent it isthat would throw me. It's you saying
I'm just on here trying to date, and this is all people are looking
for. Yeah, I can't findI can't find a single parking space because
everybody wants three. Like, yeah, yes, it was surprising that it

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was something offered to me a coupleof weeks ago. But at the same
time we were all out having fun. Okay, I wasn't looking for a
long term partner. Neither were they. No, well I understand, but
it wasn't like yeah right, Itwasn't like you right for dating and people
just want to have a threesome.Right, No, no, no,
But that shows you just how bythose two had glitter on their face and

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they wanted to have fun. Yeah, exactly, al toyto. It also
makes me think that every and againthis may be unfair, every single person,
that not every that's one hundred percent, eighty percent of single people have
had a threesome. That's high.Eighty percent of single people have had a

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threesome. Absolutely, Altyto wrote,and I don't see it now, but
I bet al Toyto's had a threesince said when I was on the dating
apps, all all they wanted wasthreesomes. Oh, but Justin says they
have Tinder like apps just for threesomesand stuff. They're great, that's hum
Justin. Wait, so Justin's havingthreesome? He sounds like it. Yeah,

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buddy, it sounds like he's theone out there that is wanting that.
So he's having threesomes. So I'mgonna seventy five percent of all single
people are having threesomes? What's thethreesome app? Say again, what's the
threesome? First of all, it'san application. Umm, I don't know
what gus you're gonna yell again thefirst one that came up on a certain

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either no three fun that's good.That's probably lame though. That's probably like
e harmony or there's a three way. Yeah, what's her name? Isn't
Jen with no butthole here? She'son Tinder? Does she get hit up
for threesomes all the time? Yeah? Ask her real quick? Well,
she's asking Tom from the goon squadbeen seeing a ton on tender looking for

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threesome. There, there you go, there's thirder. Okay, do they
all have three in the name ofcourse? Well, yeah, well they
don't. Hey, look up five, lookyield, look up five, look
up five. It's just if you'remaybe a single parent and your kids on
your phone, the don't let themget to your dating apps. Uh,

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lying too, if you're giving yourkids your phone. Yeah, you don't
want it to be like, hey, check my dog, Like you don't
want that line one. Hi YoYin the morning. H yeah, Hi,
who's this ma'am? Ma'am? Oh, yeah, yes it is Hi.

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How are you? No? I'mon currently Facebook dating app and I've
had at least five couples reach outto me for a third person the relationship
beautiful. Oh that's for the relationships. You're just saying that they don't care
about the relationship. They just wantto have a threesome with you basically anytime

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they want basically a live in partnerfor all that. It was really interesting,
mind you, I have children andthey suggest that this that's okay,
Hey, what are very interesting?Not just I like how open minded they
are. Are. So you're you'resingle, you're single. I am currently
Celia, right, how long?How long, doesn't matter, doesn't matter.

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Threesome yes or no? Oh yeah, yes, I've done it before.
By the way, didn't even wasit even like even blank, Let's
keep it on the down low.It's so commonplace. It's like saying,
it's very common hey, have youever breathed? I have relationships where the
parents like they're married with a couple, but one of them doesn't want to

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do anything anymore, so they areallowed to have relationships out of the relationships.
It's very interesting out there. Trustme. Hey, let me ask
you this. Let me ask youthis, if you don't mind, how
old are your kids? One thirteenand one is uh just turn seven?
Okay? Sweet? So like they'rebut like they're they're they're at the age
where like they still have like theirtheir children friend groups and you know,

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their parents. Have you had athreesome with any of your kids friends parents?
One? Oh boy, Yes,I was not expecting that. I
was thinking, so, no,don't don't regret, it's your life.

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The the So you you've had athreesome with one of your friends parents?
Yes? Yeah, hot, Nofriends parents of your kids friends parents said
friends parents. No, No,what are your kids friends parents hot?
So you're old, but they're hot? No? No, but you met
them through your kids and friends withthem? Oh? Yeah, where was

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it? What do you mean?Where did it all go? Oh?
Where did you? Where did youthreesome with them? Whose house? It
was just us three? No?But whose house? There's was it her
and her ex or this other coupleas a unit? It was a couple
of the unit. Does your kidsstill go over to the house? No?

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Oh? Is it because mommy madea mess there? No? Oh,
never mind. Well I'm gonna Iwon't pry. I won't pry.
No, no, I'm not allright. Very good, very good.
Thank you, ma'am, Thank you, and prie them jeans off? How
about that? How about that?How about that threesome with your kids friends

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parents? I can't remember the lasttime I saw you this excited. Oh,
this is eye opened it. Thatis a whole other level. That
is awesome. By the way,I bet not that uncommon. I bet
not that uncom You've already given usyour statistic for threesome see seventy. I
bet it's not that uncommon. Well, we're talking about a dating app where

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it's going to be strangers, right, but you do meet more people just
through your activities. Yeah, mykid's got a friend, he's got parents.
I'm single. Did they those travelknowing that that's what was going to
go down? Or were they justhanging out? I don't know. I
didn't I didn't pry. Oh mygod, Oh yes, hi Ellie in

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the morning, Hey morning, Ellie. How do you eat? How do
you hold on one second? Howdo you have that come up? How
do you broach that? It'd belike Diane and Scott come over and I'm
like, hey, my kid reallylikes your daughter. They're really nice.
Want to share my wiener? Like, I don't even know how I would
broach that. I'm sorry, whois this, sir? This is juice?

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Yes, Jean? What can Ido for you? So? My
wife and I've got kids, wedon't get out often. The one time
I go on a date night,it's great. We're at a bar and
with my buddies, and my wife'slike, oh, there's our daughter's preschool
teacher, and we're like, okay, well you go talk to her on
my damstration, my buddy. Mywife comes back with her eyes wide,
She's like we got to leave nowand go. What happened? Uh?

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Our preschool teacher pitched us three wayto my wife, and I to my
wife whispered her ear. I wascompletely creeked out. Man, I want
to pull my kid out of schoolthe next day. Why why? I
don't know, man, But youknow, every time I see her now,
it's like, that's all you thinkabout. I would would I would?

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I would take it as such acompliment. That's such a compliment that
of all of all the kids inthe school looking around at every other parent
group in that class, being like, oh no, no, she chose
me not now, maybe she's reallydone since then, maybe she's wear every
Friday night looking for everyone else andno one said anything. I mean,
I don't know if that's her spot. But it didn't go to that bar

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again. Yeah, I don't goto parents to company. My wife can
go, but I don't go.Oh I would, I would have to
go all of a sudden. Iwould also, And listen, I don't
wear a lot of like open buttondown shirts. I'd have my chest out,
I'd wear tight pants. Yeah,no, I'd be I'd be showing
it off. Hey, what isthe question for you? Though how long?
How long? How long you've beenmarried? Fifteen years? Okay,

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so you ain't had no threesomes?Dude, It's just not my thing,
man, you know that's okay,that's all right. Hey, listen,
don't feel I don't feel bad.I saw that movie Bruno, and I'm
like, yeah, not into thatgood movie though. All right, very
good, thank you sir, thankyou, and listen. I mean,
I'll be very honest. I've neverhad a threesome. Okay, No,

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I haven't. If one of mykids teachers, though, proposition Jackie and
I I would be I would,I would go. I would go to
that school every day. And itdoesn't matter which teacher it is. No,
no, it could be the hottestteacher in the school or the ugliest
teacher in the school. Wouldn't matterto me. I think someone has hacked
Justin's account on x Oh, whywhat happened? I met with a couple

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this weekend? What did he evermention? Yes? Yes, yes,
no, we've hung out with hima couple of times. And no,
but do you remember do you rememberwe hung out with him in Jacksonville?
Do you remember, Diane? Becausewe were watching a Caps game when the
storm was in. Yeah, Iremember now where he was like, Hey,

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what are the odds I could scorewith you and Diane? I do
vaguely remember that. So wait aminute. Drunk Justin met with a couple
this weekend. Girl wanted two guysanyway. Once the dude saw me,
he got jealous and couldn't get upand then threatened to beat me up.
So I ran out with just myboxes my way. So he was there.
I thought, you meant like theygot together to disgust it. So

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when he said the other guy couldn'tget up, he means erection, and
Justin ran out with his underwear.No way, threat of violence. Drunk
Justin freaking Justin? Has someone takenover his name? I think so?
No, why but see you're treatingit like because I know him as cat
dad, that's okay, and runhe runs, yes, yeah, and

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he runs for nanny. It's almostlike ever tell you CSA inappropriately touched him.
See, but here's what I'm tellingyou. You guys, well all
of us are reacting like Justin.It is It's so commonplace, and that's
what you're forgetting. It's so commonplace. So do you think this is something

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that's gone for a while and he'scomfortable sharing it, or this is the
times. Wait say that again,that this is a newer development for Justin.
I don't know if it's a newerdevelopment for Justin, but it's it's
it's far more casual and accepted tojust be like, yeah, I've had
threesomes, big deal. I wouldlike to follow up. He told a

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lot in that message, but thereneeds to be a little more like what
bar Like how far away did herun half naked? Did he say he
had his boxers on or off?On? So he just ran down the
street in his underwear? Oh mygod, I thought I had an exciting
weekend the Christmas Tree. I knowa guy that couldn't put something up,

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couldn't get that penis going hi?Ell yeah the morning see hello? Hello,
Yeah, Hi? Who's this uhfor? I'll hide the identity for
a little bell. He's my middlename. This is Christian. Okay,
it's Michael. What can I dofor you? So I once had a

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foursome with my church lead singer,worship leader. Yeah, listen, I
get it, Like, just becausethey're in church doesn't mean that they're not
living, breathing human beings. You'renot doing anything. Don't expect that.
Well, preachers know a lot ofpeople. No, no, but you
know what I mean again, you'retreating it like they're doing something wrong and
they're not. They're not. Yes, me and my wife knew their kids

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before I hear them, and that'show we met. And we were just
went over to their house one timeand it was just a cool hangout and
all of a sudden we got thedrinking, and all of a sudden,
my wife, well, of course, was the one that split out the
wonderful idea. And they're like,hell, yeah, your wife threw the
idea out. Had she ever hadyou ever had a threesome with your wife

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before? Never? Never in mylife? She I was her first relationship
her. Did you look at herlike, what the hell are you drinking?
We need to go? I lookedat her and pretty much, yeah,
exactly. I looked at her like, what the hell did you just
say? And all of a sudden, I was already three shots to apple

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whiskey and some jagger, and man, I just of course didn't even think
it, just like, let's go, all right, give me slippery nipples,
here we go. Oh my god, Oh my god. So it's
so now it's become a normal thing. About once a week the kids go
with the grandparents and we have alittle fun. Oh my god, thank
you, thank you, sir,thank you. I can't even imagine.

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I'm just sitting with Jackie and we'rejust having like we went over to a
new couple's house for drinks, andthen Jackie blurts out, who's into it?
Oh my god, I would shrivel. I would be like that guy
that drunk Justin was with. Idon't think my penis would work. He
followed up, Oh, yes,sober Justin is way cooler than drunk Justine.
Am really so it is? Imean he's he's been sober now for

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years. Yeah, sure, butit is not he's been into threesomes for
years. Well, no, Iwas gonna say, it isn't something that
he's sort of engaged in for hisentire No, but at least for the
last couple of year sexually. Sure. Yeah, yeah, and now it's
but look how liberating it is toknow everybody's doing it. Oh, he
was clearly find sharing it publicly.Yeah, but by the way, nothing's

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going to top the parents of thekid's friend that is so hot. Has
everybody in the office had a threesome? No? Most of them seventy percent.
Well do you think that? Ibet Dustin has no. No,
we're not doing this the let's callit a really bad idea the office.
He's out there, he's not here, Yes, he is christ and asked,

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doesn't if he's out a threesome?And ask cruise while you're at it
too? She just opens the door. Yeah, what do you say?
Yes, doesn't want to talk aboutit. Doesn't want to talk about it.
That's a yes. When he gotreally read, Oh I thought you
were doing Hey, is is Cruz? There has cruise? He doesn't want

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to talk about it. That's ayes. No, it's smart. Then
why question? Why would you introuble? At worse, say not getting
in trouble? Say no, howwas that getting you don't get in trouble
yet? The no, but howwas I getting in trouble? By the
way, I don't want to talkabout it? Is saying yes, no,
they're just not comfortable talking about whathas gone on in the bedroom.

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The only answer is no. Butthe but why would you lie? Because
they don't want to talk about it? But it's but it is. It's
easy to say the person, butmore people are. They don't want to
talk about it. Excuse me.More people are doing it than not doing
it. You almost look like thefreak if you're not doing it like me.

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I'll wear the freak hat drunk,just wear the freaky hat. I
hope he wore a Jimmy hat.Didn't need to because he had to run
down the run down the street andhold him. Box was sticking out the
front like a periscope.