EITM: Goodbye To Fabulous Las Vegas 3/24/25

Bang. Bam. Boom.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You said one hundred times. I love the city.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I do.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
I love everything about it. I love the I love
the debauchery of the city. I love the excitement of
the city. I love the not the anything. It could
happen at any point. It can happen at any point.
The city's open twenty four hours a day, like it
is just going. And at any moment you could become

(00:25):
a billionaire. You could lose your ass. You can you
can't see some amazing spectacular sights you could see. When
I say wealth, I don't mean rich people, but just
the casinos are awesome. The casinos just walk in the
strip are fantastic. Not Freemont, but the rest of them,
whether they're not, but it's just it's I love everything

(00:49):
about it. And like you see, like all the Marquis
and this person's playing here, and this person's playing here,
and this one is here. Hell, they even had the
Scorpions sign up. Like all of it is great. All
of it's awesome. And you know what, everybody is happy now.
They may be drunk, they may be high, they may

(01:09):
be they may even be bummed out that they lost money,
but everybody's happy because everybody's on a trip to Vegas,
you know what I mean, And you get a sense
and you always feel like there's forward momentum, like you
never feel like you're not doing something or in the
process of doing something. There's just there's such great energy

(01:31):
to that city. God do I love it?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh? Yeah. We didn't even have a moment to catch
our breaths.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, and you don't need one. You don't need you
don't want one.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
It was the most go go go of any of
our trips ever, and it was great, great, great Now
as a virgin, Yes, did you like it? I was
pleasantly surprised, Were you really? I thought it was great
fun and some of the things I thought were going
to be negatives turned into posits, like what I thought

(02:02):
Fremont Street it was awesome. Oh, Fremont Street is great.
You just said it's garbage. It's garbage. It's garbage.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Both can be true.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I had no idea how built up it was.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
When it's referred to as old Vegas, you don't think
there's been recent money poured into it, And by like,
my goodness, there's been a ton of money that they've.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Got into it. None of it on cleaning, none of
it on cleaning. No, that's true.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
What was one of the first things we saw at
Fremont Street vomit. Yes, the person with the scooper having
to scoop up all the vibe.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
But they were cleaning the Okay, it's not brilliant.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Investment, you hear Old Vegacy. I didn't expect the clientele
now to be so young. Yes, it was. That's where
the value is happening. I mean it was crazy. It
was not to but it was wilder than the heart
of the strip. Yes, because it's a different vibe.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh hell yeah. It's like Doctor ros on the stage,
you know they they were great, unbelievable. Doctor Rock was good.
The no No.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
But you know what it is When you say Freemont
Street is Old Vegas, you think in my head, I
already knew what I was gonna get.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
But it is. It's it's the golden nugget.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
It is. It's Binions, which, oh god, is that place
awesome in a garbage way. It is the Four Queens.
El Cortes is almost too nice for free monastery. No,
it is the no no. But you know what I mean,
Like when you walked into Binions, where you like, can
you smoke in here, the like it's it's all it's

(03:33):
old Vegas, but the people down there aren't old.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, then you got to say that when you're trying
to that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Come out right.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Where are you going old Vegas but where the people
aren't old?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It doesn't sound right.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
I thought it would just was just gonna be a
bunch of geriatric Oh no, the old.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
People would never even think to step foot down there.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
There was a damn lot of babies parties, a lot
of people making babies.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But they were also like new hip bars too. Those
are new bars.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Some of the casinos have had their time and been
there for a while. But there were definitely like lines
for places that looked really cool.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
They were lines for places that are bars.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Great, and it's not the it's not the Omnia Club, No,
it's likes.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Not everybody needs fancy the Oh it's not fancy, it's
not fancy.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, but it was.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Some of those places were really crashy. Guess that's not true.
This is why people, at least me, had this sense
of what we were getting, and it turned out to
be not the case. There were some upscale bars and
we've heard we heard from a source that there's money
lined up and you're about to see it. Maybe have
another life. I hope that doesn't happen where it will

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no longer be referred to as old Vegas.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I hope that doesn't as absolutely it was really cool.
I'll chain myself. I can't say the door because there
isn't one. I'll chain myself to the door's obinions.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's true. Their casinos on Fremont had doors, right, well,
you don't need them.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
We're aating yourself to that merch store.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
They probably have the ventilation so the best they can.
That would have been a negative from the trip.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I did not anticipate the smoking? What do you mean
it's horrible, horribly awesome?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean it is.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I can see why because some people commented on it
on the stuff we posted on like snapschat and Instagram,
and they said, the reason they don't go to Vegas
is because of it's one of the last places where
people smoke constantly.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's what makes it great.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
No, I'll tell you this, you want to travel hack.
I'm being serious. If you want a travel hack, and
the cigarette smoking, because you could smoke in all the
casinos and the casinos are attached to the hotel, so
you can also smoke in there.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
You smoke wherever you want.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I'm surprised they don't have ashtrays in the elevators.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
No, but I'll give you a travel hack. I'm gonna
give you two travel hacks. This break number one park, MGM.
It is a It is a non smoking casino. You
can't you can't smoke in there. It is it the only.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Thing, that's the only one.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's the only one I know of the first.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, I know. It touts itself as the first.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean, like, maybe there's another one that's not on
the strip, but you could stay on the strip in
a casino, and they do, and it's right on the tram.
They they they celebrate the only thing smoking is our dice.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It is a smoke free casino.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
The two times I've never walked through fast so fast
to a property in my life. You walked through fast
because you're uh, your body was like, what is this
burst of energy? Our lungs are working. Can we get
to ari on the other side or just out just
anywhere where where I could light up again?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Please?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
And they even they pump in some sort of lavender too.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
So on top of note, Menino's like, oh I like
that lavender switting like like, oh god please specialty sent
Park MGM is definitely a differ.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
And I'm being honest, that's travel hag number one. If
you want to smoke free environment, go to the park
MGM and let me think. While we're doing that, let
me thank Jen and everybody over at bed MGM.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
That was a hell of a trip. That was a
hell of a trip.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's the best trip we've ever done. It absolutely is
to have so many people come and do so much
stuff and it was awesome. And it wasn't like we
we went on a trip somewhere you could drive to.
I mean, it took a lot for people to be
able to.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Get us out to Vegas. Yeah, no, it's great. We
stayed at the Cosmopolitan, which I'd never stayed in. Beautiful hotel,
beautiful hotel.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
And people set that one up for us to say
it is a great spot, and it exceeded expectations.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It was awesome. It was awesome. I couldn't believe the rooms,
I couldn't believe the views. I couldn't believe how much
life there was. I can't believe I only took one
towel with We.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Had seen that there were restaurants, but just with the
casino and the sportsbook and all the ballrooms and the
hidden restaurants and their retail I mean, that place is alive.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
And the hoops and hops thing that all of our
winners got VIP wristbands for unbelievable. That it is a
massive ballroom that turns into a viewing party and there
were it was. It was packed, but it never felt packed.
But man, the energy in that room was great.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
What was the game where everybody was going nuts?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
North Carolina and Ole miss people were going crazy crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Free beer, free drink, secret pizzas, no joke, I'll tell
you that. And we did our shot ski at the Skill,
which is another hidden street.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
That place is That place is great?

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Well.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I love the music. Yeah, it was all eighties and
the ski Lodge I guess they call it.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It was everywhere. It was like they were catering to me.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
And then we did the whole tour of the of
the strip, which I hope everybody liked.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
It was great. Someone who'd lived there with.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Us, yeah, Menino was our tour guy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
And by the way, I'll thank Emmetts. Emmets was awesome.
Emmitts was a great meal. Emmetts was fantastic. I've never
been to Ammits.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well it's when you're anniversary, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I think this weekend people have an opportunity to meet
mister Smith.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, mister Smith's family was there, but not mister Smith.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
We had Katrina the uh, never forget that name.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
But yeah, so we we we We went through all
the casinos, all the different casinos. And that's another one.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And lease, please don't try to oh the ex calibers. No,
it's disgusting. Yeah, Elliott, it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It needs some pace.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, you know what it needs. Honestly, it needs to
come down. No, it does because it's right by where
the new baseball's which is why they're wreck it, wreck it,
wreck it, wreck it. When you walked in, other than
Mike d and Emily, nobody's going.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
To care when you walked into the dex Caliber.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well, you don't have to walk in because it also
has the people mover for all the oldies that have
to ride it all the way up and it dumps
you right into the casino.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And I believe you could smoke it.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Ex Caliber goes dumps you right inside me, but it
dumps you in the dump.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's horrible.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
They don't even have a water feat It was one
of the smokier casinos. But when you walked in right
away nickel Back Rockstar was playing on the.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Hint number one. But I like the song. I like
the song.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
A change in your swagger like you were sort of
getting into it.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, because I like the song. But then I was like,
I'm an ex Caliber.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
And I believe ex Caliber was the only place that
had signs up that said you have to be twenty
one to be in the gaming area, which is why
people hate it. Because you want to bring your kids
into the well with.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Your kid, I'd let them experience it.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
By the way, you're one of the few places that
look like it should be kid friendly, even the kid
friendly place Circus Circus that dump.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's still it's x. Ex Caliber's worse than that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
But there are a lot of families that like the
lux Or. When we walk through there.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yes, you can bring families anywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
A lot of families down on Fremont Street, a lot
of people making fas I believe the Luxor is themed out.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
You aren't as critical of their aesthetic.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's a cool theme. It's a pyramid. The what have
we learn about the light? You can see it from
space and you could read a magazine seven miles up
from the light of the Uh the.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Luxor and that's where carat top currently is the Yeah,
the no.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
And that's fine. But there's nothing wrong with Luxor. No, No,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think you have to They're not all brand new,
not everything, not everything is the win.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
But you have to for those that are tied to
a gimmick, you have to just embrace it. Yes, like
you know, if you're saying at the Luxe Ore, there
are going to be a couple details that are Egyptian.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Egyptian and that's fine. What's the theme at ex Caliber? Trash?
No nights?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It looks better at night, I'll tell you that. But
you don't see all the dirt and Schmutz. And that's
right across the street from New York, New York, which
was cool.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, I have no problem with the New York. New
York is very gimmicky. Yes, but that's ex Caliber.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, no, lu no, but at least yeah, but that
but they're a decent ex Caliber's gimmick is old and disgusting.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Huh, I'd rather stay at Treasure Island. Oh, which you
lied to us about about? What about one of their features?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Six last resort?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Now you said we were all going to get to
watch something.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh, they don't do the Pirate show anymore? And happened forever.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's debate on how long it's you don't trust the
cab driver who lives there?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
The cab driver who's who? Quote? I had a gambling
problem and I don't gamble anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
But then was asking me what my what my strategy
is for jack struggling.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm wondering what your strategy is for a black jack?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I left some money there.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
What's with and a lot of people have poked fun
at it? But what's with your like posture? What do
you mean when you're sitting at the table, you look,
you sit down and look like you're already a loser?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, I was up, I was confident.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I was at one point tip tip But you're ere,
Well that's called taking a hit, Diane.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, but you were like leaned over.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, I didn't have I didn't have no, not at all.
I was having a great time. I didn't have room
at first because the table was crowded.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
You were having a great time.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I was. It did not look that way at all.
I thought you were down and out.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh I wasn't happy. I wasn't happy when I lost
six hundred dollars. But I took that was really smart
enough to get away from the table before you had
started playing.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, I must have just been focusing.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Well, he did have to walk around a while until
he found his table.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, what was that? I mean, it was awkward for
us to be tailing you, But what was that? Like?
What were you looking for.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
The cheapest table? Oh, you're just paying attention to the dollars. Yeah, well,
I'm sorry, I don't want to play one hundred dollars a ham.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I thought you were like basically it on the people
that were there that you were going to be sitting
next to.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
No, And I found it all the cheap ass was like, yeah, yeah,
it was great, it was great.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I had to walk away. It made me so nervous.
And for those people that I kept asking if I
did gamble, I did not.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
No, Kristin did I did. Kristen was the big winner.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
He was any games or slots, but dine and Kristen
did slots.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Kristin turned yourself on please.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I also liked like, at one point it was three
point thirty in the morning, We're just sitting at a
bar drinking like it is the greatest city.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hi, Kristen, good morning. Did you enjoy?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Oh my gosh, I had so much fun.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Thank you, Yes, thank you. Wasn't it awesome?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's I'm telling you that you know what the you
know what the biggest negative is.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
And I don't wonder people like I don't go get
into the smoke. Well, then go park your acid park. MGM.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's just it's not it's not a convenient weekend trip.
Like that's the problem. That is the problem, and it
makes it makes and listen, you should always go to casinos,
support your local casino. But but but they need no no, no,
but they Vegas is so special and that's what makes
you realize that that Atlantic city is not. But Vegas

(15:35):
is so special. It is such a special city. It's
just not close enough. That's my only problem. But you've
never been, no.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
And I think it was one time during the weekend
you asked, you know, are you having a good time
and I'm like, I love it here.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I just wish it was closer exactly exactly. Oh my god,
it's great, it's great. You like Freemont Street.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, Gorilla, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Gosh, Okay, you know those were people in Gorilla.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You see them, but they're having so much fun.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, because Doctor Rock was playing.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yes, Kristen is a big pusher of Hey, you go
get your photo taken with that mascot.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
No, don't do that. It costs money. I know, it
costs money.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Like even the show girls who had their their well
that one girl had both teats out the and they
were like, hey, want to take a picture and remember Vegas?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And I was like no, because they they'll put their
arm around. You go twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And by the way, what you don't see is the
guy who beat your ass if you try to stiff them.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Well, I wanted to make sure Tyler saw Mickey and
Minnie and if he.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Photo that, I just said, there's woman with two teets out.
It seems like there's mini mouse.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
In the store.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That's your second greatest travel hap.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
At one point we're walking around and Menino is taking
us all over the place and telling us great things,
great things, like I'm learning all kinds of stuff I
didn't know.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Because he knows the history so well. And listen up.
Here is your second greatest travel hack.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
You will find that there are some places on the
strip that are expensive. Free dessert can be yours at
the M and M store.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Like, I can't.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Remember what hotel we walked out of, but Steve's like, hey,
you want to know what my favorite place is now,
I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
At the end of the story.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Steve was very upset with Diane, but he's like, one
of my favorite places on the Strip is the four
story Eminem store.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I thought he was jerking around.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I was like, seriously, we're going to the M and
M store, and he said, watch, and so we did.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
We crossed Las Vegas Boulevard. We went into the M
and M store, and listen to me. People, you don't
have to stop, you don't have to try to pretend
you're looking for something. Go in, Go right to the escalator,
go up to the second floor. Turn to your right
where there is the wall of eminems.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
All in those what do you call.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Those cylinders dispenser things, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Big cylinders of Eminem's and they're free. Well take them
and eat them, Tyler, they're free.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
You can't be greedy because they sell them. They sell
by the way, they got balls for what they are. Yeah,
so you could fill up a bag.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And get like a pound of of this kind of
eminem and that kind of eminem or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, uhuh.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Or you can put your hand under it, pull the lever,
get like five or six and then just eat them
and then go on to the next one. Now here's
where Steve got mad at Diane.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Where did Diane go?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
So you come off the escalator second floor, don't stop
and talk to anybody, act like you know where you're going.
Go up to the second floor. You got free dessert,
or not even dessert. Maybe you just feel like I
could use a little sweet pick me up. Yeah, it
was great. Listen, I'm not a sweet sky and I
must have sampled a hundred when you get to the
wall of em and M's State of the Right, because

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those are all the unreleased, hard to find flavors. Strawberries
and cream, Eminem's fantastic cold brew, m and MS fantastic
peanut butter and jelly. Kristin and I I was feeding
Kristin like I'm an eagle and she's an eagleist. I
was given her peanut butter Eminem's. Like crazy, where does

(19:33):
Diane go to the skittles? Well, no, she didn't make
it all the way down down now. She went to
the left because she thought it would be great to
get Eminem's in a blue that she hadn't seen before.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
They taste like all the other M and.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Ms I had, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
But it tastes like a regular M and M.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I like an original eminem.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
You can get the anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'm a plain fan.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, get go to get the strawberries and cream.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh it was so good, Diane, and they we're free.
Worst case scenarios. You eat it, you don't like it.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I had pretzel m and ms. I had peanut butter
and jelly M and ms. I had strawberries and cream
M and ms and again, don't.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Take a lot.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Just put your hand down there, pull the lever comes out.
You got free eminems, and don't.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Make don't go to the Hershey store.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I was just gonna say, don't make the mistake of
asking why we're not popping into Hershey's Chocolate World.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
And I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Eminino had a very clear answer, because they wrap theirs.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
He said, if it's free, it's me.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yes, they wrap theirs. Not at the M and M
store second floor. Just go right up the escalater, put
your hand under it. You'll see other people who put
bags under there, losers.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well they're paying for those.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Just put your hand and that makes it free for us.
Put your hand under there, eat a couple of M
and ms, and you're good to go.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Your instructions for the eminem store are more detailed than
how we got into some of the speaks at the
Cosmopolitan A. By the way, that Vesper Bar is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, the Vesper Bar. That's where we had everybody draight
for free.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
At Theesper Bar, we had our little happy hour beating
greet uh for everybody that that all of our winners, every.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Spot that we it was awesome were a part of
in that hotel, from the rooms, to the massive ballroom
where they did the basketball viewing, to the speakeasies, to
the Vesper Bar where we did our welcome partake was great.
Everything that they set up was perfect.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, no, it was awesome. I'm telling you it was great.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Did you have the one thing and I pointed this
out on Snapchat. Did you have fun doing the shot ski?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Not bad. We should have done a different drink, but Christmas, like,
I can't have cinnamon? You thought that was good?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Like a milkshake? Yeah, in a shotglass?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Wait, that would you.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Say saying's first time doing a ski shop?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You've never done a shot ski before?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Shot ski? No?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
How you gone your whole life and never done that?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hey, everybody, we got another group doing the shotski. It
was awesome. That was great.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
But did you have when you were in the bathroom.
I'm sure at some point you sat down over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Wait, in the in the room?

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
In the rooms? Yeah, I definitely took it. Dump.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
I took many.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, that booze runs through you.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's the other thing. It's so easy to drink there.
They made it's almost like they encourage it. God, what
it is one of the greatest cities.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Did you have our work in your toilet area?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I didn't pay attention.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Did you have a frame poster?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
In the bathroom?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yes? And what was yours?

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Of a woman wearing like a corset? If even that?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
It's like very Carmen Electra, like yes, she did one
of these. Yes, so we had the exact same one.
It's sort of like how Gen posed with the mere
Ball trophy.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
The I didn't even notice I made art.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
So I'm sitting there peeing. It looked like spin art
because I said to pee and all I started thinking
about and it was one of those thoughts that I
had to get off my chest immediately on Snapchat because
I it was It's something I can no longer wrestle
with individual because you think about it when you're in
the bed maybe, or you think about it at a
hotel when you're in the shower. But I was sitting

(23:06):
there thinking, God, damn it. How many people have looked
up at this poster and started masturbating?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh? Probably a lot.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yep, yep, because your juices, I will say. You mentioned
the show girls, but there are a lot of people
that are hot who are just staying there there lined
up for the day club, and they're wearing nothing.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, the day club is a pool party, though, but
they're in line at the Wicked Spoon basically, which is
like it.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
And all you're seeing is a cheeks of plenty.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, I don't need to stink and cover up.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
No, what am I gonna do? Rent a locker, good.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Hells, the a lot of butcheries, a lot of short
Was I right about the short dresses?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Was I rite about the short dresses and the backside?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Absolutely? You definitely saw lower Labia. I'm gonna say, that's
a section of town. How about the girls in front
of us at the taxi?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
State? What did that?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
What did the what did the what did the siergs
have to ask them?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
If I was like, I am.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Barely stand up.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Her friend was holding here's.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Here's where I try to act sober, watch.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
And ever the driver was nervous.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I know, I probably definitely throwing up.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
In your I promise you that driver didn't make it home,
make it to wherever they were going without her puke it.
But yeah, so they figured out they take all the
nightclubs like Omnia at Caesar's, the Marquee at Cosmop thank
you they yeah, timers shortening it up like he's like

(24:54):
like like he's part of city council.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
You guys stand at Cosmo too, right, it's not the.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
R it's the aria. Get the names, get the names.
So anyway, but they realize, what do we do. You
don't make money during the day if it's a nightclub.
So they turned it into a pool party. It's freaking awesome.
And then like eleven o'clock in the morning, everybody's half
in the bag, tits out, ass out, everything's out. They're
just waiting to go to the pool party. It's freaking awesome.

(25:19):
And the other people who were like, oh my god,
I just woke up, I'm hungover.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't even know if I won. I'll just wait
in line to spend eighty five dollars on the buffet.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
They're looking over there going, oh my god, I'm looking at.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Ass It's fantastic. I think, God, I love that city.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
I think.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I was also most surprised by the twenty four hours
of Vegas. Oh it never it never sleep like New
York has been lying to people. Vegas doesn't sleep ever.
New York goes to bed ever, New Orleans goes to bed.
Vegas never went to bed. And because of that, where

(25:56):
it's just go, go, go, there's no recovery. In the morning,
you get out on the strip and the restaurants are
packed at nine am. Yeah, look at Cabo, first day,
first date.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
We were going to what was the bagel place, Bagel Mane,
bagel Mania, bagel Mania, egg creams eight creams are so good.
It's right down by Resorts World. It's right down by
the convention Center. Don't go beyond the convention Center.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
The no no. But on the on the walk there,
Tyler was like, oh my god, did you see how
many people were at Combo.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was like, yeah, it's early. I thought he was
talking about that. It wasn't crowded. He was like, it's packed.
I was like, oh, you ain't seen nothing, and they were.
They weren't there to see the first games. They were
just there to eat and drink. Yes, it is, I'll
tell you, one of the great cities in America, one
of the great cities in the world.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
And you can definitely, and I think it's on purpose,
but some of the layouts of the shops, inside the
hotels and the casinos themselves, they want you to get
a little turned around, spend more time in there, so
to get lost. Well, I felt like we were lost
at Caesar's. I definitely got us lost at Caesar's.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Was it the one where Menino was you gotta go down?
And then we asked someone, and they're.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Like, right, no, you gotta go upstairs.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, Tyler wondered to see the shops.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh no, you kept sitaying we had to see zeus.
The ceiling. Oh, the ceiling right, the ceiling inside. Yeah,
you're a big thing of Caesar's. Was just getting a
picture in front of the rotanda.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh yeah, that's being torn down outside. Oh my god,
what a great trip, What a great trip. It was
really really fun.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I drink so much vodka. I drank a ton of vodka.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
But that's okay, less than Carrizo. Well what he was fine.
A lot of people have four old fashions at dinner.
He had.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'll give it to him here. I didn't realize he
had that many.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I didn't know he had four.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, no, because he gets you know what bothers me?
You know what bothers me? Like like Carusoe's fine.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
He wasn't horrible the things see, no, no, no, but
when he starts drinking, he starts talking in a way
that nobody talks.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
What do you mean, like with an accent?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
The no, it wasn't like.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Ehado the I like meat.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
No, but like like at at at Emmett's. He had
isn't that where he had the four? The four old
fashioned the no no. But instead of going like, oh,
this is good, everything turned into him going like, oh,
you know, it's a culinary dining experience.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
He's a who are you?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Altto is smart, it's like who are you?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You don't you don't refer to dinner as oh, a
culinary dining experience. Accurate though, like he yeah, but he's
talking like he's like he's like Ciskel and Ebert of
like of like restaurants.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I bet you name a food critic. I can't think
of one.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
The no no you know what I bet isn't as
annoying as I do.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
But culinary disguises he should he should.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
He went disguised as somebody who was like speaking normal.
Oh my god, it was horrible.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Speaking of wardrobe and I know, but I had to
wear a tie and sweater on the strip all day
on Saturday. So that's why people were saying how bad
I not was in my tie, And that's because I
was pulling at my collar trying to get some air circulating.
The second we got out there and I thought, this
is a terrible idea, but the timing we had here,

(29:24):
I change in a bathroom like Diane did.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Right, So we were gonna go dress for Emmitts, which.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I did a T shirt, a black T shirt, right,
good t shirt, it's the one.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
It's the same one where I was fencing that ex
caliber trash hole.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
And I did have an I just didn't take a
photo of myself at this moment, but I did have
a V neck also on at the welcome Vesper party
right on one night. It was that Friday night, so
people were like, where's all the I wore two V necks?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Did you like?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Christna decided to put on her sparkly hoe dress for
Freemont Street.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
We were clubbing the Uh that was one reason we
have to go back, because we didn't get a chance.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yah. We didn't go to a nightclub. We didn't go
to a nightclub. Where am I going here? Real quick line?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Two?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Hi Elliot the morning. Hey, Hey who's this?

Speaker 7 (30:16):
It's Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Hey Jennifer, what can I do for you?

Speaker 7 (30:20):
I was with you guys. I had the best time.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Oh excellent.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Hey wait, it's just I'm sorry, it's I'm trying to
I remember Minino's name.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What is the who were you? Who were you?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
I'm blonde and in my fifties and I was with
my agent boyfriends with your Oh I remember?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yes he was the first winner.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes. Hey did you have
a good time?

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Oh my god, I had the best.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Time the Now let me ask you this. Have you
been to Vegas before I had?

Speaker 7 (30:55):
But it had been like twenty three years.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh yeah, you're like Diane, You're you're Cherry was back.
Hope you lost at this week nd.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Hey the couple of bet a girl that a girl
gets some sex. I hope it wasn't just for looking
at the artwork in the toilet. Hey, the Okay, let
me run down a couple of things, because I don't
want people to think I'm just saying nice things about
the people who took care of us. Did you like
your Did you like your stay at the Cosmopolity?

Speaker 7 (31:23):
It was fantastic. It was beautiful, and the room was
like the sweet and it had of course, we had
a falcony and we had the garden tub and uh,
we were treated like royalty.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Did you did you like Emmetts?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (31:40):
I loved Emmetts. And that was the best food I've
had in the longest time. It was just so flavorful, and.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Steve was great.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
And again I don't want to like it just feels
awkward for me going like I thought, Emmetts was great.
The guy's one of my best friends. What am I
going to say? It tastes like garbage now? If it did,
I would tell Steve to his face.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Would But the food was fantastic, right, like Steve went like,
the food was great, and the food was unbelievable. But
the food there is good too. It's not just like
a special menu for us.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, No, that was the regular menu. He just kept
bringing it and bringing it and bringing it and bringing
it and bringing it. So I thought that was great.
How was How was Chryser?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:20):
I loved it.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
It was fantastic. The two for the two first comedians
were really really good. Of course he was amazing and
his stories, you know, and then he starts laughing at
himself and I laughed because he's laughing at himself, and
then hewed.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Then how was the little treat? How was the little treat?
After the Chrysler show?

Speaker 7 (32:43):
So cool?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
That was so cool?

Speaker 7 (32:44):
They came over to us when we were sitting there
before the show and they said, who's with Ellie in
the morning. We raised our hands and they gave us
this envelope and they said, you know, meet here and
we're going to go down to the the room and
you're gonna meet Burt. And I was like losing it.
I was so exc and of course we got our
picture taken with him. Oh did you get the video?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yes, I got the video, he said, I did get
the video, he said, yeah, So everybody got to go.
Everybody got to go backstage and meet Bert after the show.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
That's freaking awesome. That's great. Yes, yes, hey.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Then and I did go to Freemont Street too.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh you did excellent, excellent in the trashy but in
a good way.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
But it's trashy.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Yeah yeah. Oh well I wasn't really very sober when
I was there, but it was fun and I was
dancing with a gorilla and it was great.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
You hiding the twenty bucks boy, and I hope you
didn't step in the vomit. I was having that cleaned
up on the side of the road, you know. And
then the last thing I wanted to extend everybody's trip.
How was that flight being diverted yesterday.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Oh my lord, we didn't understand what was going on.
We were like a good hour or so out of
Vegas and they came on the speaker and they're like, Okay,
we're gonna have this diverte to Dallas because there's some
kind of mechanical issue. And I'm thinking we were an
hour away. So I thought, well, it can't be that
bad because we still have an hour to Dallas. And

(34:09):
so yeah, we made it to Dallas. They were really
quick to get us on another flight, so that was great.
But the landing was a little rough.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I mean, well, the plane was broken.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You understand why the h well listen at the end
of the day, I hope, I hope for everybody. I
love the weekend. I loved everything about it. Everybody was nice,
everybody like our at our happy hour. And the other
thing that I was I was very glad that we
did was we did build in time for everybody to
be able, Like there was some stuff that we all
did as a group that that that little kind of

(34:43):
meet and greet and that dinner at a it's Bert Kreischer, obviously,
but I wanted everybody to have time and go make
their own experience in Vegas, and I hope you were
able to get all of that done.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
I did, and I want to thank you guys because
it was just the best experience.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Then.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
Oh yeah, by the way, when we landed in DC
last night, we still I still had a three hour ride. God,
so I got home about two am.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Hey did you and maybe your tour guide wasn't as
good as ours? Did you get the free M and
m's at the M and M Shop? No?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
I didn't even go in there.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, see, nobody time I walked right by it.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I would have never ever, ever stepped foot in there
until I found out free dessert right there in their way.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Excellent, all right, very good. I'm glad you had a
great time. Thank you for winning, Thank you for listening.
And yeah, we'll see what our next trip is. Okay,
you got to talk to you later.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I loved everything about it. Oh yes, Kristen.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
The buttercake. Oh all I wanted was buttercake, and I
got it and it was phenomenal. And I don't like,
I don't really eat sweets or cakes or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I feel like you ate sweets at the M and M. Shop.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Just yeah, from what you were tossing in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Oh no, the buttercake is awesome. Yes, wow, you know
what's crazy? You know what's great, what's wrong?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
That's just how angry you were before we sat down
to eat, and Kristen said that, and you were like,
really really, that's what you're most looking for.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
It too.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
But you know what's funny, I don't. I didn't know
that buttercake was a huge thing. I really didn't.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I didn't either, but it is, and especially in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh my god, buttercake is a massive deal in Vegas
because the whole time I'm going, who cares, Like, let's seat,
we're getting pasta, we're getting fish, we're getting soushing, we're
getting steaks, we're getting I don't even I'm sure I'm
missing half the things that he sent out right, that's.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
What we're And listen, dessert's fine again. Thirty minute walk
down the street. You could eat dessert for free.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I had no idea that being the king of buttercare
in Vegas is a thing that buttercakes goddamn good.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yes, yeah, that is really really good.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
So again, real quickly, thank you to Jen and BENMGM
that was awesome.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I don't know what we're doing next, but we're doing something. Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I was talking to Coast Guard Kurt from when I
was out there. You know the other thing that I
didn't realize, Like Coastguard Kurt was saying that being in
Vegas for opening weekend of the tournament is a bucket.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
List for him. Really yeah, And he was like, dude,
I have to go.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Because I was sending the pictures of what the Hoops
and Hops thing looks like, which was an unbelievable setup
to all of this.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
And a surprise because we just didn't know what to
expect to get, no idea so much of it, not
just because I was a Vegas version and Kristin had
never been in there either. There were just surprises around
every corner.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
And I'll tell you this.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Every casino has a sports book, right, every casino has
a sports book and they're beautiful. Well, I can't say
all of them are beautiful. Where was that one?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh, the one at the Caliber, because they but that's
where Steve's restaurant knowledge came into play because he pointed
out that those were banquet chairs. He knew that I
would have looked and thought No, those look totally comfortable
and normal.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
But every casino has a sports book, right they should.
What they set up at the Cosmopolitan for hoops and hops,
that's not a sports book. Could you bet there? Absolutely
it was. It was the largest ballroom you've ever seen,
wall to wall, TVs, bars, Papa shots. It was crazy

(38:40):
what was going on in there.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
So if they do hoops and hobbs next year, Jen,
write it down, we're going mumbering Caruso. But then the
bet MGM sportsbook that is always there where people thought
we were going to be people were excited for because
it was a great book.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh yeah, oh the sports book is awesome. The sportsbook,
that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
No you should it's not right, Hey, let's go to
the book now, a sports book. And then they assured
us and said, no, no, no, no upstairs. This is available
to you if you want. But you're going to the ballroom. Yeah,
this is where normal people go.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
So thank you to Jen, thank you to bet MGM,
thank you to Menino, thank you to Emmetts. Go to Emmetts.
It's awesome. Unbelievable restaurant. Ask for Mark, the general manager,
Tone Elliot in the morning sent you, and then oh,
thank you to Bert Kreischer. Bert gave everybody tickets to

(39:37):
go to his show, and then the surprise of now
everybody come backstage.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
That was awesome. So thank you very much to Bert.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Yes, Anna surprised us. Oh, totally a surprise to us.
Had no idea next thing. You know, It's like, well,
all Bert's winners are going backstage.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
So again, I can't thank Bet MGM enough. I can't
thank Menino enough. Bert, thank you so much much. It
was awesome.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I don't know what our next trip will be, but
we'll do something