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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The first time I used nair, I was not prepared
for what, Like, I've never used a washcloth and just
wiped away hair.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It was the radest thing. It's like, wipe and I'm bald.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is probably burning my skin. Oh it is yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh and it did burn the skin. And they were like,
you got to be really careful. But I got I
definitely got some. Can I call a shaft? I definitely
got some on my shaft and it burned on the
underbelly of the penis. It burned so bad. It also
like when you just take a washcloth and like grab
(00:37):
your sack and pull and like you like it's.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Where were you trying to use?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was getting rid of all my pubic hair.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Are you supposed to use it on your testicles?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
No? Going to say no, But Greg T said it
was fine, so it was doctor, So yeah, So I
used it on my nuts. It was first of all,
it didn't look like I had nuts. It looked like
I had beats.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Seriously, because you're you're already dealing with a very sensitive
area on all people, but your skin is sensitive in
all parts.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, yes, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There a warning on the label like where you should
and should not use this.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
A buddy of mine told me he did it, and
I was like, how did it workin nameless dude bald?
I was like, I'm in, So I went home. I
stopped at Dwyane Reid on the way home. I got
a bunch of nare and then I soup that thing up.
But good, whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But when you feel the burn, you're like, sweet, it's
doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's working.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And all I remember, and I don't know if it
was cooking hair or whatever it was, it stank so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Is there still a thing? Do people still use that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Ask Brandy Granville means.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Beyond Okay, she's nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's where I used it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Do make a Nere bikini cream?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All I know is the weirdest thing ever. Was wiping
my balls. Well, first of all, they hurt so bad,
and it's just being clean, like you just wipe away hair?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Were you thinking as it was happening? God, I wish
there was some green tea extract because apparently that's that's
what leaves the tender skin soft and smooth.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What I gotta put just if I just use a
green tea, that's what the bikini cream is in. Oh,
Oh oh, I thought you meant like, just dunk them
in green tea for a.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
While and the hair will go away.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
But this may even say how careful you have to
be and this is specifically made for this says don't
use anywhere but your bikini area.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
When you take that washcloth and you wipe away, you're
going to move that cream around. So when it was
first of all on the bottom of the shaft, was horrible.
But I sat there and prayed that none got in
my pea hole.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
And there on their website where they have reviews, you
would think that they were trying to self sabotage. The
reviews are terrible for all of their products.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did they comment on the smell because the smell was horrific?
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You can also get nair wax ready strips for bikini.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Just like asking asking for a friend, Joseph says, The
strips are ready right out of the box.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, but that's not that's for that's for here bikini. Yeah,
that's not for me.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, I mean you could try it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Men wax, yeah, but not with a strip like that.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh this is face and bikini. The other one said,
do not use on your face.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh well, I'll vouch for nare in the bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Don't use that on your nuts.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So did you not enjoy hair free care free skin
for up to four weeks?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I was red, like honestly red. It was bad. Where
am I going mine? Too?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Ellie in the.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Morning, Hia from Charlesville?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hey, how are you.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Good?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hey? You ever used nair?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I did when I was a teenager, and it was
not a good experience.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But also if Greg t told.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You it was okay to use it on your balls,
I don't think you should have listened to him of
all people.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And listen.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He was a good friend. He is a good friend.
Why would he have lied? Well he is he is,
he is a good friend. Yeah, no, he's alive. The
I mean health wives anyway, neither here nor there?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What what were you were you using nare on your bagoon? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Where were you using it on my legs? Was that
what it was for you?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Wait? Did you never see a commercial neir was for
your legs?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh? I thought nair was for your growing and for
women's for women's.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Growing bikini too, But they primarily marketed it for your legs.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, did you think for short shorts?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Was pubic hair?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I was right, she wears short shorts.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's right. Oh yeah, I guess that was legs.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Or maybe I thought maybe like you, like some women
wouldn't shave their thighs.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
No, it's like the person whose mom you saw in
high school, Oh, Alfred Alfred's mom.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
With the big, big old puff of pubic hair with
powder on it. I was like, man, everything looked like
I donut.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So wait a minute, what were you telling me? They're
in high school? Us in high school? Yeah, my mom.
Like when my mom was teaching me how to shave
my legs with a teenager, she didn't trust me with
a razor, so I got there, So.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Here burn your skin the No, but hey didn't did
it smell really bad?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh it's terrible, right, Yeah, you know it does.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
But is that is that the smell ofnir or is
that the smell of hair.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's probably a little bit of both, but it's got
that weird like rotten egg smell to it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Almost.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, that's like the I think that's the the hair
thrown in horrible.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I can't I gotta be honest. I can't believe Nair
is still in business. What are you doing? Oh I
am pulling into my doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I hope everything's okay or you worked there right? Oh yeah, gotcha, gotcha?
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Short shot, short shot.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
The cotton test proved nearly like smooth. They're days longer
than shaving now near the queen tip for a sleep line.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yes, for a sleep bikini line, and they had that
in the eighties, the bikini line. I will say this,
some of the models were hot, so they were doing
they were doing they wind.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
We just bought a razor so I can teach my
son how to shave, which will be interesting because I
was never taught out a shave and probably don't do
it right, so bad habits will be passed down to
the next generation.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So he's not doing electric to store.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It is an electric It's like Nilka one blade, which
I read was good for first time.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It's so different than what I've started on, which was
like a more traditional electric razor, and then transition to
just like the single blade pink ones. So I think
you can use shaving cream with this thing, like it
(08:25):
can get wet and have the cream, but the cream,
but you can also do you can also dry shave
with it. But they said it's good too if they
want to use it on their body. Right, So there's
a lot of lessons that need to come out of
our our session.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Get a manscape kit.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
That's not what I'm doing now. We're talking about just
he's he needs to shave his mustache. You don't like it.
It's very blonde, so you don't really see it. But
if you get up closer, like.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's good. Yeah, get him a manscape kit.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
No, Elliott, does he like it? Does he want to
keep it?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I have no Do you want to ride it? Elliott?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Or?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Is he like? Can we please get a razor so
I can get rid of this?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I have it sitting there read I want to be
there with him to help him use it it in. Well,
that was tough because it didn't come with the USB adapter.
I had to go find it an iPhone so I
can in. These razor companies are so damn cheap. Now
they just give you the core, they don't give you
the wall adapter. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, No, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I get when Apple does it because it's all one big,
massive uh scam, trying to get you to buy more
of their product. Fine, but a one off razor and
I don't have the ability to charge it because it
wasn't juiced up for first use.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, no, you got to charge It's but what should
be like my first manscape? Both my boys got the
manscape kids for the few little hairs on his upper lip.
Oh do you tell me he's got a a NFL mustache?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Just got a little eleven on each side, just trying
to play.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
No, but should it be like because to me, this
is this a big moment, right.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't remember it with your kids? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Oh, were you not a part of their first shave?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
A part of it? I think I went over with
them like just kind of moving around like that, and
then I left.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
The room and definitely, just as your example went against
the grave.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I know that's wrong. I just told him it was
an electric razor get away with Yeah. So I was
just like, you need to do a little bit of this, dad.
I got pimples. Yeah, they said how hard? And I
was like, you gotta give you gotta give some push.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But not too much. You gotta figure it out. There's
gonna be bigger, say you know what, your lip to
get cut, It only happens once.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
There's gonna be bigger life events that I'm gonna go
through with them.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Than them shaven around and find out parenting.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Line one. Thank you Hi Elliott in the morning. Yeah, Hi,
who's as hi?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Uh? My name is Kussy.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I have been using their since I was alder. How
old are you now?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And still do you have any flesh left on your legs?
Like from like the top of your thigh down is
it just the femur and then the bones. I've actually
used it on my arms. I've never used it on
my legs.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wait on like your under arms or like your arms arm?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well, okay, so funny story.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I actually use it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
On my under arms. Like when I first started going
hair under there and the.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Like completely killed it though I had no hair under
my arms because of there.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Got to stop on the way home.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So now you just put it on the outside, like
on your forearm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
So I have a weird hair condition, so like the
hair on my arms is really thick.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So I started using them in middle school.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You know what I wonder if this is my friend
Holly Pappis was real, real hairy. I wonder if I
wonder we always just said that she was Greek and
that's why she was so hairy.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What is your condition?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I know, not just been able to identify it, ironically,
So you just have real I mean not now because
you use so much neir, but your arms were just
real real thick course. Yeah, yeah, like since I was
a small child.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
How thick? Like I'm thinking of that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Who is that one kid that you would always see
or maybe it's a guy like you would see on.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
The Williams whoa, Oh my god, it's Harry he was.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And is it only on your arms or is it
your your whole your your whole body. Just my arms
like everywhere else grew naturally.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
So your legs are fine?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah? Your when did he?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah? Look how look how Harry? No no offense, man,
Look how Harry his arm?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And your pubics? Your pubics are fine they used to
be before I started going to the European What Center.
I'm sorry, what happened there?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I just.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh, you're like Jen in the pit. You ain't got
no hair on your butthole? Yeah, that's okay. That's okay.
I can't believe your arms are his hairy? Now that
Tyler has pulled up pictures.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Probably recommend trying that at least once. Elliott the zero chance,
zero chance.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And I know when when Joseph got back to where's
he from?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Kuwait?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yes, he went in and got waxed up again. Hey,
can I ask you this like Robin Robin Williams. It's
funny if you you know Robin Williams is Harry and
then you go pull up pictures You're like, holyh.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
My god, look at his arms.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He is No, honestly, he is hairy, but his legs
aren't that Harry. No, Well it's like her, she said,
only her arms or pubics or legs. Everything else is fine.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
So calling yourself Robin Williams is very accurate.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Were your hands like even the what is this part
of your hand? Called right here?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Your knuckles?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, like the opposite of your.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Palm, the back of your hand, the.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Back of your hand is the is the back of
your hand like like like real?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Harry? Yeah, wow, it was.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Wow, Like it went all the way down my arms.
Can I ask you a rude question? Iowa in middle
school or high school? When this was going on, what
was your nickname?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, well, there it is. Why didn't I wanted someone
in a note for it? Good for you, that's good,
but I knew you had one. I knew you had one.
All right, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you so.
But she used nair for that.