November 18, 2025 • 23 mins
Can I get your digits?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you look at a man's hands.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, yes, sometimes like in what way?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is he being very demonstrative talking to me? So it's
they're essentially like in my face.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
No, I didn't mean.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I didn't mean like like you're flailing, but just like
or maybe think back to your single days.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah, oh they ring on the finger?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No not okay, no dirt under his nails.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
No, that's bothersome. So you so do hands matter?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Clean hands matter?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Clean hands, yeah, clean hand they always have to be clean.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I mean I don't want them all like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Like are you turned on by them? My hands?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hands?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, just hands in general.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think you notice if somebody's got like takes care
of themselves, if their nails are well groomed.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And I can't do soft hands.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wait what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Like like not a firm handshake, No, firm like a fish.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
But like the manicures, I mean, I don't even get them.
I'm not gonna be interested in a guy who gets them.
If he gets the more than I do.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
There's plenty of dudes in the in the mail place
on the weekends, that's.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
But now I didn't bring this up for you two
to fight the no, no, But that's that's personal preference.
That's personal preference, because there could be somebody like Kristen.
I wonder if you would feel differently if like Mike
worked and like I was wearing like a suit and
tie to an office every day as opposed to like
fatigues where because like a lot of business people like
(01:34):
make sure their nails look very nice if they're out
like whatever they do when they're out businessing the no, no,
but you know what I mean, Like they'll make sure
their nails look very nice, and sometimes they'll get like
manicures or something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
But the she means soft just in them being properly moisturized. Yeah,
you want that rough, callous skill.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because that's a man's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, and that's like puts my every in pocket. I
don't know if it's like that blue collar area where
I grew up. Right, my dad's hands.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Were your dad's hands callous.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yes, And because he worked in a he was a
print pressman, so his hands were permanently.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Inked right, like discolored.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yes, he would scrub and scrub and scrub even when
he'd get home. My mom's like, can you scrub your
fingers a little.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Bit more, and he would, but it's so barrasso.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The orange stones, yeah, yeah, smell good, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But yeah, his hands were like to me, I do that.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I use that sometimes when I get home from pushing
these buttons.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
To me, that's like hard working. Even the farmers, like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do you hate my hands? Like, do you look at
my hands and go pussy?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, your nails are a little gross.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
So you're too extreme for her.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What's wrong with my nails?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Look at your thumbs.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My thumbs are disgusting.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Like they break and bleed and you Yeah, it's winter time.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's it's no shame if you used some lotion.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I do moisturize in the winter because I get.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't because I don't want Kristen to make my thumb.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, my thumbs are bad. What's wrong with the rest
of my face?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, let me see. I never really looked at your hands.
Yeah they look fine.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I got eight goodies. I got eight goodies.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That No, No, my thumb, my thumbs are horrible. My thumb, look,
my thumbs are horrible. It's them, but the rest the
rest are fine. The rest are tands.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What beautiful I.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Get what she's saying though, with like for people who
are like outside working with their hands, they're going to
be a little bit like gniraled.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Up right, No, no, but not giraled. But no, they're
beating up. That's a man's hand.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But that's not to say that like for like, like,
for example, somebody who has an office job, that they're
not a man because their hands aren't all all dinged up.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Okay, No, she's saying that. She's definitely saying.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
That, I'm like, there's nice hands out there, but I
like you like hand hands exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Did you ever ask Mike to send you pictures of
his hands?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did you ever ask Scott to send you pictures two
of his hands? No, it's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is hands are the new feet.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hands are the new dong.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
So this is instead of sexting people want or is
that is that offensive? Is this a form of sex thing?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Sometimes? Sometimes sometimes it is?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So keep your d picic. I want to see your digits.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, absolutely, really yes, not only do not only do
women want to see mine, not mine, but like well
maybe mine hands in general, but also you know where
they want to see hands well, and so people, So
you want to see him from the tops, right, not
from the not from the palms, but from.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
The tops, from the tops.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, and sometimes they want to see him like if
I have it on my thigh, you know where you
know where they're big on a steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, women love it. Women love it.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Seems like this is no, no, no, a means to
getting to other information.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, no, but like some some like it, like if
it's hands like grab like I would like I could.
I'm taking a picture of the back of my hand.
It's not laying flat, but it's like reaching for a book.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Is it? Maybe because like some men, women.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Want to see my hands, well men's hands what like you.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Know how some men rip Robin Williams, but know how
he's a bit of a hairier man.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah like that some very hairy hands.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
That's not attractive to you?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes to me right, See I would have thought you
liked the hairier man.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Why don't you do some work and work that hair away?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, no, but but that's what I mean. Like, some
people love seeing I was reading about this. Some women
love seeing a hand that's very tattooed, that can be hot.
Some women like seeing now not Kristen, but some women
like seeing a man's hand that has painted fingernails.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So is the hand in action or not? For my phone?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It depends. Well, no, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm not what I mean, am I doing something with them?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You could? You could.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You could have your hand on a steering wheel. You
could have your hand on a thigh, You could have
your hand. I could have my hand here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
On the board like this.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
No one wants to see that, no.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know what I mean, Like some women are really
into it.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yes, a drink like a mixer.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
No, that okay, but you're not going to see them
now holding a shaker, holding a shaker, maybe a baseball.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
And is this is this during that recording or is
this they've been dating for some time?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Sometimes it's neither. Sometimes sometimes there are just forums.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Of you know, like there's like like like there's this
tends to be more.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Men looking at pictures of women's feet, right, yeah, you
know what, I'll give them a shout out two days
in a row. What's up Southside?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Steve the yesterday you are very upset with them, but
then relieve, but then relieve the no.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
No, but like you know how they're they're fetish. Yeah,
well yeah, but there are forms of women's feet.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That men like to look at.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Right, there are forms of men's hands that women like
to look at.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Is there a word for a hand fetish?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Flangees?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, Christ, God damn it.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
If it's that, I don't have it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Women will tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hands are always going to be the truth teller. Oh
so is this to see if you're lying about your age?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No? No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, because they said your age shows on your hands
and on your neck.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
If people saw your thumbs, they think you were a
kid who who eats door frames.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, no they would. No, My my thumbs are horrible.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
He's got pika.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
My thumbs are bad.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Why is Tyler ashamed of his hands? Or you think.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Because Chris Kristen Christ's gonna take one look and scream
pussy at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I've been described as a soft person, so I figured
my hands are going to be the same vein.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You've got no but, and again I only say this
from reading this. Yeah, you've got long You've got like
long slender hands.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You know they're perfect for my white gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, don't you a great dan.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That looks like a good hand.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But aren't they long?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It looks like average. I don't Oh sorry, was that offensive?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The whole years up next to him so I can
see a comparison. Yeah, you're squattier, You're you're wider, your
hand is next to his, your hand is shorter and
more compact.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, you know I'm also shorter than Tyler. Probably buy
a good six inches. Okay, okay, you were not six
inches shorter than How tall are you?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Five ten?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
You always say that Kristen and I don't know how
when you're because.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She gives you Mike's clothes.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Her husband is so much taller than me. Thinks I'm
at six feet I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's just there's.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Their hands are real pale.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's all that sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, nor your hands are like white.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
But I'm also nervous right now.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh, don't put your cuff on.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Oh you know what ruined my reading yesterday?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Breathing? No.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I was sitting there for five minutes, silent before hitting start,
and a dog started barking outside. No no, while mine
was tightening, and Meadows started barking back at that dog.
And I'm just seated trying to remain calm.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
My pity's going crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
And you can't lie. It sends it to.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Your face, goes right to the phone and you're done.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
So did you spy the dog was barking dot dot
dot um.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yes, I wrote down that there were some loud animal dog.
I'll do better today.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The yeah, no, my thumb, My thumb's bad. My thumb's bad.
The rest of my hands are great.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now they are. I got scar here though, and that
scar here. I have some scars on my hands.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
So we'll get to the point where then there's a
knuckle I chewed. H Yeah, you don't point out out
that's not on your thumb.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That no, no, that's not my thing. But you know
what you can't even tell it looks like a button.
You can tell, yes, Kristen.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Will this go in reverse like well men and start
asking for a lady's hands?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Does that matter to them?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
They arab boom pictures.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think I was gonna say, are they cupping something?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that
I notice hands.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
You also you mentioned seeing or seeing the nail polish.
You can also see jewelry when we had her hands
up together. And I know Kristen joked about or not
joking to me, but he said, you can see a ring,
but you can also find out is this person a
big bracelet guy or does he wear a lot of rings?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
You can learn a lot from a hand.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There are the truth tellers.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
But don't take too good care of your hands. Or yeah,
we know what she meant.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We know what she meant.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
But apparently there's all kinds of forums like if you
were if you're if you were single, if you're single,
are you like and you're like you just start like
like talking to a dude.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Are you asking for a hand pick? No, you're not.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, But are they already on their dating profiles?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Like I keep mine behind my with their face Diane, Oh,
that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's a good question.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Diane. Also does a bill cost? Just that?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
If I had a dating profile, I think I would
I would put my hands behind my back.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It seems real niche what for for for people to
like put that on their.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Profile, what their hands are like?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But no, but their top six women. But if women
are into it, maybe you want to show them your hands.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Or like I asked, is that something you start sending
when communication begins?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So like, hey, you like what you're saying. How about
I send you a picture of my hands?
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Oh, another unsolicited digit pick deep line one?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hi, Yelli in the morning. Yo, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I used to send hand pictures to a flight attendant
that so if she could masturbate to them, and I
got free flights all over Canada to hockey game from it.
She she put me on her I did not understand it.
I did not get it. But that's all she wanted.
She wanted hand picks. I got a couple of booby
picks here and there. But then she put me on
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her buddy pass to go see the Caps play all
over Canada. How does how does that easy feel for me?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Shaine? Of conversation start to where you knew.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
That I met her unlike tender or something like that,
And when we were chatting or whatever, she was like,
you should send me a picture of your hands. This
was like in the first big conversation.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The most beautiful hands in the world.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
I don't I don't know. I mean, they're just they're
just hands. But like I figured, she wanted to see
if there was like maybe a ring can tand line
or something like that. And so I sent it to
her and and she basically came back all hot and
bothered and was like, those are the hottest hands I've
ever seen. I was like, I'm sorry, what And then
it took it a little bit of a weird path
and I did a booby picture. And after that, probably
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three weeks later, she put me on her buddy passes
and I started seeing cap skins and then and then
COVID happened.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
So, by the way, if there's anybody, if there's a
woman who works for United, I will send you a
picture of my hands immediately to get on a buddy pass.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
It was easy, easy to fly around to the caps
and then COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, and and and she got to masturbate. All right,
very good, thank you, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And when so Jonathan says, you also may be able
to tell if someone smokes.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
How can you tell based on hands if somebody smokes? Ye, no,
my hand looked yellow.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Your nails would, no?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Would yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
But don't okay, good good on you?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Does do do either? Look at my hands? They don't
look yellow, which one's my smoke in hand.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
You I think you're a lefty.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But you can't tell by looking at my hands.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
So this is a thriving reddit for him called man hands.
This is me with a lasso. This is me with
a graph for work.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
By the way, can I say this? Can I say this?
That guy like I wish my arms were that veiny
for testing your blood?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
No, just in general, you think veins are hot in
some cases non flexing position.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Hold on, let me check with Kristin. Kristin or veins hot?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It depends, not barricos like that guy.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
That's pretty venous hand there, yeah, oh venus, huge venus.
Oh tying a tie.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's a good hand picture.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh do you see what the messages? Care to help
me with it in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh that's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Who's hot?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Good?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I don't like that he's holding his pocket open.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't like that. Yeah, but like he's three finger
in his nuts.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
But there's a nautical theme tattoo. Kristen.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh, Kristen likes that.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Kristin likes that.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yes, Oh, musical instrument. We didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
But look at the bracelet. Well yeah, everybody's got so
many goddamn veins.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Trying help me pick out a shirt. Yeah, that that
hand now looks very devoid of any blood flow.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He's got a long what is that?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I think that's one of Ralphie May's positions.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Is that just like, yeah, I don't like that. Oh,
and don't make them move, don't make them move.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Oh, you just want to be stuck.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
That's what you were discussing on the thigh.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
On the thigh.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh, and you can show off. I was just thinking
the amount of jewelry. But if you have a nice watch, Oh,
that's big, that's big.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm not a watch guy.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
And this person's clearly flying somewhere.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, a jet. Yeah, I'm in a jet. Yeah,
I'm in a jet.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
What's that? W Wait?
Speaker 9 (17:12):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
And obviously you can cover your groin with your hand.
And he does wear two rings, yeah he does, well, it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
May be covering a third.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
This is an active subreddit.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh, I'm telling you this is very big. Women love
hands man. Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Line seven? Hi? Yellie, hah the morning, Ellie.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Man? Hey? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 10 (17:44):
So when I when I Uh. When my ex wife
and I were first getting together, when I met her
best friend that it was the first thing she said
about me was my hands were great. I'm a blue
collar worker. I don't have great hands. They were just,
you know, kind of rough and uh after we got divorced,
it well.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Oh really yeah, when the way you talk about your rough,
blue collar hands, I'm surprised that you were one of
the first calls that got popped forward by Kristen.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Very good, All right, very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Nobody's ever told me I had nice hands now, but
nobody's ever said your hands are garbage.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Hi, Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
You tell yourself a lot, are it me?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Who's this great head and span? Tubs?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Hey? Uh, tubs.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
My name is Jay. So when I was a younger man,
I worked in a vet clinic and we had this
I had this. I became real good friends with some
guys there. We had this little black book and we
just would write like, uh, contact information. Well, anyway, my
coworker he was really into hands. And we had this
doctor we worked with, and I have to admit, after
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he started talking about it, she had super sexy hands.
So Anyway, we came up with this rating system and
we'd write people's name, women's names down in this book
and we'd rate their hands out of ten.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Hey, it was really good.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know that's a good idea in the office, I
may do that.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Well, then I went on to another career and I
went back to visit them, and uh, the Little Black
Book came out. It had involved it evolved into following
my career with women. I was labeled as GD as
garbage ding ding and yeah, they would rate the women I.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Were with too.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
I had no idea about it. I didn't t I
was like looking for the hand thing again and I
was like, what is the GD.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And very good, very good, thank you sir, Thank you Dian.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
This message I think will hit home for you.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
They start by saying, Michael B. Jordan is super attractive. Yeah,
but recently I noticed his hands and they look like
those of a toddler. Complete turnoff. Oh no, oh really,
so it looks like Diane's not paid attention to his
not at all.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
There's some weird like.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Are they like small and squatty?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
There's man, Maybe it's just a perspective of the shot.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
They do. They look like a kid's hands.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
They are tiny, they do not fit his body.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Wow, are you done with him?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But the whole time you would be like, here's a TikTok.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's just called Michael B. Jordan's small hands. I didn't
know it was the thing, and.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Every single one of these pictures it now that you're
looking for it, it certainly stands out.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Does he try to hide his hands?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I would after that TikTok?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I don't like the hate for him.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's not a hate for him, it's just this his hands,
his hands. I'm sorry, Kristen. Where am I going? Lie? Four? Hi?
Elliot in the morning?
Speaker 12 (21:06):
Any?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (21:11):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Who's this?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Hey? My name is Grace?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, Grace? Are you big into hands? Do you enjoy
a good hand picture?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
So?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
I wasn't until my husband, when we were dating, for
some reason, he sent me a picture of his hand.
I think maybe to show off his watch or something.
I don't know. And then ever since then I'm like, wow,
I don't know why. I mean, maybe it's because like
the way the knuckles are or like his veins, but
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like it's not as attractive without the watch. If that
makes sense, and then it's even more attractive when he's
holding a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Amen, absolutely, I'm with you there, all right, very good,
very good, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So should you and I post the over hands today?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, because people will know which one's which. Well, because
are my thumbs?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Have them intertwined? We'll hold hands for the picture. That'll
be a turn on. Oh it's Elliott and Tyler holding hands.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Hi Elliott in the morning. Yeah, let's do him over
the board.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
No, like that's our job and they've made it worse.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah? Hi, yes, sir.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Hey. So a couple of years ago, I just graduated
from college. But my freshman year, I played baseball in
college and.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I'm trying to make an impression.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
So I got to my first party and some of
the guy's girlfriends on the team they nicknamed me buildo
fingers for four years, and then one night we got
drunk and they wanted to measure it, and it was
a quarter inch away from the average peen.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
But you know what, if they were one, it's like
it's like a pencil. It's like a little you know,
you back with baseball.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
But I was so self conscious and.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
People in the library would make comments about it. You're like,
is that Jill Doe fingers?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And I'm like, Jesus, but you're right. See. But now,
if they were smart, they would know this is pictures.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
You've got long relation, long correlation.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They're like, put the put the hand back, Hey, where'd
you go to school?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Rather not say because that's no. Thanks, okay, Virginia the
picture in Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Good for you, Good for you, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
I never thought about it until you guys started talking
about hands and I was like, no, yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
I was like, Bill, do they really called in?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
And I was like, I got something to talk about.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Excellent. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,
Do you look at a man's hands.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, yes, sometimes like in what way?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is he being very demonstrative talking to me? So it's
they're essentially like in my face.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
No, I didn't mean.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I didn't mean like like you're flailing, but just like
or maybe think back to your single days.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah, oh they ring on the finger?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No not okay, no dirt under his nails.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
No, that's bothersome. So you so do hands matter?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Clean hands matter?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Clean hands, yeah, clean hand they always have to be clean.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I mean I don't want them all like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Like are you turned on by them? My hands?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hands?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, just hands in general.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think you notice if somebody's got like takes care
of themselves, if their nails are well groomed.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And I can't do soft hands.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wait what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Like like not a firm handshake, No, firm like a fish.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
But like the manicures, I mean, I don't even get them.
I'm not gonna be interested in a guy who gets them.
If he gets the more than I do.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
There's plenty of dudes in the in the mail place
on the weekends, that's.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
But now I didn't bring this up for you two
to fight the no, no, But that's that's personal preference.
That's personal preference, because there could be somebody like Kristen.
I wonder if you would feel differently if like Mike
worked and like I was wearing like a suit and
tie to an office every day as opposed to like
fatigues where because like a lot of business people like
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make sure their nails look very nice if they're out
like whatever they do when they're out businessing the no, no,
but you know what I mean, Like they'll make sure
their nails look very nice, and sometimes they'll get like
manicures or something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
But the she means soft just in them being properly moisturized. Yeah,
you want that rough, callous skill.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because that's a man's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, and that's like puts my every in pocket. I
don't know if it's like that blue collar area where
I grew up. Right, my dad's hands.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Were your dad's hands callous.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yes, And because he worked in a he was a
print pressman, so his hands were permanently.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Inked right, like discolored.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yes, he would scrub and scrub and scrub even when
he'd get home. My mom's like, can you scrub your
fingers a little.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Bit more, and he would, but it's so barrasso.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The orange stones, yeah, yeah, smell good, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But yeah, his hands were like to me, I do that.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I use that sometimes when I get home from pushing
these buttons.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
To me, that's like hard working. Even the farmers, like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do you hate my hands? Like, do you look at
my hands and go pussy?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, your nails are a little gross.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
So you're too extreme for her.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What's wrong with my nails?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Look at your thumbs.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My thumbs are disgusting.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Like they break and bleed and you Yeah, it's winter time.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's it's no shame if you used some lotion.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I do moisturize in the winter because I get.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't because I don't want Kristen to make my thumb.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, my thumbs are bad. What's wrong with the rest
of my face?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, let me see. I never really looked at your hands.
Yeah they look fine.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I got eight goodies. I got eight goodies.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That No, No, my thumb, my thumbs are horrible. My thumb, look,
my thumbs are horrible. It's them, but the rest the
rest are fine. The rest are tands.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What beautiful I.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Get what she's saying though, with like for people who
are like outside working with their hands, they're going to
be a little bit like gniraled.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Up right, No, no, but not giraled. But no, they're
beating up. That's a man's hand.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But that's not to say that like for like, like,
for example, somebody who has an office job, that they're
not a man because their hands aren't all all dinged up.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Okay, No, she's saying that. She's definitely saying.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
That, I'm like, there's nice hands out there, but I
like you like hand hands exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Did you ever ask Mike to send you pictures of
his hands?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did you ever ask Scott to send you pictures two
of his hands? No, it's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is hands are the new feet.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hands are the new dong.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
So this is instead of sexting people want or is
that is that offensive? Is this a form of sex thing?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Sometimes? Sometimes sometimes it is?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So keep your d picic. I want to see your digits.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, absolutely, really yes, not only do not only do
women want to see mine, not mine, but like well
maybe mine hands in general, but also you know where
they want to see hands well, and so people, So
you want to see him from the tops, right, not
from the not from the palms, but from.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
The tops, from the tops.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, and sometimes they want to see him like if
I have it on my thigh, you know where you
know where they're big on a steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, women love it. Women love it.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Seems like this is no, no, no, a means to
getting to other information.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, no, but like some some like it, like if
it's hands like grab like I would like I could.
I'm taking a picture of the back of my hand.
It's not laying flat, but it's like reaching for a book.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Is it? Maybe because like some men, women.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Want to see my hands, well men's hands what like you.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Know how some men rip Robin Williams, but know how
he's a bit of a hairier man.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah like that some very hairy hands.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
That's not attractive to you?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes to me right, See I would have thought you
liked the hairier man.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Why don't you do some work and work that hair away?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, no, but but that's what I mean. Like, some
people love seeing I was reading about this. Some women
love seeing a hand that's very tattooed, that can be hot.
Some women like seeing now not Kristen, but some women
like seeing a man's hand that has painted fingernails.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So is the hand in action or not? For my phone?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It depends. Well, no, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm not what I mean, am I doing something with them?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You could? You could.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You could have your hand on a steering wheel. You
could have your hand on a thigh, You could have
your hand. I could have my hand here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
On the board like this.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
No one wants to see that, no.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know what I mean, Like some women are really
into it.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yes, a drink like a mixer.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
No, that okay, but you're not going to see them
now holding a shaker, holding a shaker, maybe a baseball.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
And is this is this during that recording or is
this they've been dating for some time?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Sometimes it's neither. Sometimes sometimes there are just forums.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Of you know, like there's like like like there's this
tends to be more.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Men looking at pictures of women's feet, right, yeah, you
know what, I'll give them a shout out two days
in a row. What's up Southside?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Steve the yesterday you are very upset with them, but
then relieve, but then relieve the no.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
No, but like you know how they're they're fetish. Yeah,
well yeah, but there are forms of women's feet.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That men like to look at.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Right, there are forms of men's hands that women like
to look at.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Is there a word for a hand fetish?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Flangees?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, Christ, God damn it.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
If it's that, I don't have it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Women will tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hands are always going to be the truth teller. Oh
so is this to see if you're lying about your age?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No? No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, because they said your age shows on your hands
and on your neck.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
If people saw your thumbs, they think you were a
kid who who eats door frames.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, no they would. No, My my thumbs are horrible.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
He's got pika.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
My thumbs are bad.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Why is Tyler ashamed of his hands? Or you think.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Because Chris Kristen Christ's gonna take one look and scream
pussy at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I've been described as a soft person, so I figured
my hands are going to be the same vein.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You've got no but, and again I only say this
from reading this. Yeah, you've got long You've got like
long slender hands.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You know they're perfect for my white gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, don't you a great dan.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That looks like a good hand.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But aren't they long?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It looks like average. I don't Oh sorry, was that offensive?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The whole years up next to him so I can
see a comparison. Yeah, you're squattier, You're you're wider, your
hand is next to his, your hand is shorter and
more compact.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, you know I'm also shorter than Tyler. Probably buy
a good six inches. Okay, okay, you were not six
inches shorter than How tall are you?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Five ten?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
You always say that Kristen and I don't know how
when you're because.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She gives you Mike's clothes.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Her husband is so much taller than me. Thinks I'm
at six feet I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's just there's.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Their hands are real pale.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's all that sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, nor your hands are like white.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
But I'm also nervous right now.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh, don't put your cuff on.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Oh you know what ruined my reading yesterday?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Breathing? No.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I was sitting there for five minutes, silent before hitting start,
and a dog started barking outside. No no, while mine
was tightening, and Meadows started barking back at that dog.
And I'm just seated trying to remain calm.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
My pity's going crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
And you can't lie. It sends it to.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Your face, goes right to the phone and you're done.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
So did you spy the dog was barking dot dot
dot um.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yes, I wrote down that there were some loud animal dog.
I'll do better today.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The yeah, no, my thumb, My thumb's bad. My thumb's bad.
The rest of my hands are great.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now they are. I got scar here though, and that
scar here. I have some scars on my hands.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
So we'll get to the point where then there's a
knuckle I chewed. H Yeah, you don't point out out
that's not on your thumb.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That no, no, that's not my thing. But you know
what you can't even tell it looks like a button.
You can tell, yes, Kristen.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Will this go in reverse like well men and start
asking for a lady's hands?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Does that matter to them?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
They arab boom pictures.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think I was gonna say, are they cupping something?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that
I notice hands.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
You also you mentioned seeing or seeing the nail polish.
You can also see jewelry when we had her hands
up together. And I know Kristen joked about or not
joking to me, but he said, you can see a ring,
but you can also find out is this person a
big bracelet guy or does he wear a lot of rings?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
You can learn a lot from a hand.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There are the truth tellers.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
But don't take too good care of your hands. Or yeah,
we know what she meant.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We know what she meant.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
But apparently there's all kinds of forums like if you
were if you're if you were single, if you're single,
are you like and you're like you just start like
like talking to a dude.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Are you asking for a hand pick? No, you're not.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, But are they already on their dating profiles?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Like I keep mine behind my with their face Diane, Oh,
that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's a good question.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Diane. Also does a bill cost? Just that?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
If I had a dating profile, I think I would
I would put my hands behind my back.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It seems real niche what for for for people to
like put that on their.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Profile, what their hands are like?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But no, but their top six women. But if women
are into it, maybe you want to show them your hands.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Or like I asked, is that something you start sending
when communication begins?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So like, hey, you like what you're saying. How about
I send you a picture of my hands?
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Oh, another unsolicited digit pick deep line one?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hi, Yelli in the morning. Yo, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I used to send hand pictures to a flight attendant
that so if she could masturbate to them, and I
got free flights all over Canada to hockey game from it.
She she put me on her I did not understand it.
I did not get it. But that's all she wanted.
She wanted hand picks. I got a couple of booby
picks here and there. But then she put me on
(13:19):
her buddy pass to go see the Caps play all
over Canada. How does how does that easy feel for me?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Shaine? Of conversation start to where you knew.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
That I met her unlike tender or something like that,
And when we were chatting or whatever, she was like,
you should send me a picture of your hands. This
was like in the first big conversation.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The most beautiful hands in the world.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
I don't I don't know. I mean, they're just they're
just hands. But like I figured, she wanted to see
if there was like maybe a ring can tand line
or something like that. And so I sent it to
her and and she basically came back all hot and
bothered and was like, those are the hottest hands I've
ever seen. I was like, I'm sorry, what And then
it took it a little bit of a weird path
and I did a booby picture. And after that, probably
(14:08):
three weeks later, she put me on her buddy passes
and I started seeing cap skins and then and then
COVID happened.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
So, by the way, if there's anybody, if there's a
woman who works for United, I will send you a
picture of my hands immediately to get on a buddy pass.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
It was easy, easy to fly around to the caps
and then COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, and and and she got to masturbate. All right,
very good, thank you, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And when so Jonathan says, you also may be able
to tell if someone smokes.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
How can you tell based on hands if somebody smokes? Ye, no,
my hand looked yellow.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Your nails would, no?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Would yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
But don't okay, good good on you?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Does do do either? Look at my hands? They don't
look yellow, which one's my smoke in hand.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
You I think you're a lefty.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But you can't tell by looking at my hands.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
So this is a thriving reddit for him called man hands.
This is me with a lasso. This is me with
a graph for work.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
By the way, can I say this? Can I say this?
That guy like I wish my arms were that veiny
for testing your blood?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
No, just in general, you think veins are hot in
some cases non flexing position.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Hold on, let me check with Kristin. Kristin or veins hot?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It depends, not barricos like that guy.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
That's pretty venous hand there, yeah, oh venus, huge venus.
Oh tying a tie.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's a good hand picture.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh do you see what the messages? Care to help
me with it in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh that's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Who's hot?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Good?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I don't like that he's holding his pocket open.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't like that. Yeah, but like he's three finger
in his nuts.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
But there's a nautical theme tattoo. Kristen.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh, Kristen likes that.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Kristin likes that.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yes, Oh, musical instrument. We didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
But look at the bracelet. Well yeah, everybody's got so
many goddamn veins.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Trying help me pick out a shirt. Yeah, that that
hand now looks very devoid of any blood flow.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He's got a long what is that?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I think that's one of Ralphie May's positions.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Is that just like, yeah, I don't like that. Oh,
and don't make them move, don't make them move.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Oh, you just want to be stuck.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
That's what you were discussing on the thigh.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
On the thigh.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh, and you can show off. I was just thinking
the amount of jewelry. But if you have a nice watch, Oh,
that's big, that's big.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm not a watch guy.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
And this person's clearly flying somewhere.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, a jet. Yeah, I'm in a jet. Yeah,
I'm in a jet.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
What's that? W Wait?
Speaker 9 (17:12):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
And obviously you can cover your groin with your hand.
And he does wear two rings, yeah he does, well, it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
May be covering a third.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
This is an active subreddit.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh, I'm telling you this is very big. Women love
hands man. Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Line seven? Hi? Yellie, hah the morning, Ellie.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Man? Hey? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 10 (17:44):
So when I when I Uh. When my ex wife
and I were first getting together, when I met her
best friend that it was the first thing she said
about me was my hands were great. I'm a blue
collar worker. I don't have great hands. They were just,
you know, kind of rough and uh after we got divorced,
it well.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Oh really yeah, when the way you talk about your rough,
blue collar hands, I'm surprised that you were one of
the first calls that got popped forward by Kristen.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Very good, All right, very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Nobody's ever told me I had nice hands now, but
nobody's ever said your hands are garbage.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Hi, Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
You tell yourself a lot, are it me?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Who's this great head and span? Tubs?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Hey? Uh, tubs.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
My name is Jay. So when I was a younger man,
I worked in a vet clinic and we had this
I had this. I became real good friends with some
guys there. We had this little black book and we
just would write like, uh, contact information. Well, anyway, my
coworker he was really into hands. And we had this
doctor we worked with, and I have to admit, after
(18:48):
he started talking about it, she had super sexy hands.
So Anyway, we came up with this rating system and
we'd write people's name, women's names down in this book
and we'd rate their hands out of ten.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Hey, it was really good.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know that's a good idea in the office, I
may do that.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Well, then I went on to another career and I
went back to visit them, and uh, the Little Black
Book came out. It had involved it evolved into following
my career with women. I was labeled as GD as
garbage ding ding and yeah, they would rate the women I.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Were with too.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
I had no idea about it. I didn't t I
was like looking for the hand thing again and I
was like, what is the GD.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And very good, very good, thank you sir, Thank you Dian.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
This message I think will hit home for you.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
They start by saying, Michael B. Jordan is super attractive. Yeah,
but recently I noticed his hands and they look like
those of a toddler. Complete turnoff. Oh no, oh really,
so it looks like Diane's not paid attention to his
not at all.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
There's some weird like.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Are they like small and squatty?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
There's man, Maybe it's just a perspective of the shot.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
They do. They look like a kid's hands.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
They are tiny, they do not fit his body.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Wow, are you done with him?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But the whole time you would be like, here's a TikTok.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's just called Michael B. Jordan's small hands. I didn't
know it was the thing, and.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Every single one of these pictures it now that you're
looking for it, it certainly stands out.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Does he try to hide his hands?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I would after that TikTok?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I don't like the hate for him.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's not a hate for him, it's just this his hands,
his hands. I'm sorry, Kristen. Where am I going? Lie? Four? Hi?
Elliot in the morning?
Speaker 12 (21:06):
Any?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (21:11):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Who's this?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Hey? My name is Grace?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, Grace? Are you big into hands? Do you enjoy
a good hand picture?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
So?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
I wasn't until my husband, when we were dating, for
some reason, he sent me a picture of his hand.
I think maybe to show off his watch or something.
I don't know. And then ever since then I'm like, wow,
I don't know why. I mean, maybe it's because like
the way the knuckles are or like his veins, but
(21:43):
like it's not as attractive without the watch. If that
makes sense, and then it's even more attractive when he's
holding a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Amen, absolutely, I'm with you there, all right, very good,
very good, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So should you and I post the over hands today?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, because people will know which one's which. Well, because
are my thumbs?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Have them intertwined? We'll hold hands for the picture. That'll
be a turn on. Oh it's Elliott and Tyler holding hands.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Hi Elliott in the morning. Yeah, let's do him over
the board.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
No, like that's our job and they've made it worse.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah? Hi, yes, sir.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Hey. So a couple of years ago, I just graduated
from college. But my freshman year, I played baseball in
college and.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I'm trying to make an impression.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
So I got to my first party and some of
the guy's girlfriends on the team they nicknamed me buildo
fingers for four years, and then one night we got
drunk and they wanted to measure it, and it was
a quarter inch away from the average peen.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
But you know what, if they were one, it's like
it's like a pencil. It's like a little you know,
you back with baseball.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
But I was so self conscious and.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
People in the library would make comments about it. You're like,
is that Jill Doe fingers?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And I'm like, Jesus, but you're right. See. But now,
if they were smart, they would know this is pictures.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
You've got long relation, long correlation.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They're like, put the put the hand back, Hey, where'd
you go to school?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Rather not say because that's no. Thanks, okay, Virginia the
picture in Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Good for you, Good for you, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
I never thought about it until you guys started talking
about hands and I was like, no, yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
I was like, Bill, do they really called in?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
And I was like, I got something to talk about.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Excellent. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,
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