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I wasn't going well whatever, itwasn't gonna mention my birthday. No,
I mean, I I have it'stomorrow, but we're not here, so
it's it's awkward. It's awkward.But can I thank Kristin for something?
But again, I'm not doing thisto put any pressure on anybody. However,
the I got Kristen's gift yesterday.Oh, I'll explain that, Kristin.
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Well, it came in the Uh, it came in the mail.
Is that? Can you can youpop yourself on real quick, Kristin if
you don't mind, yes, Idon't think this will be that quick.
The I'm having Slalami rose? Isthat only available? Does that have to
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be shipped? I've never seen that. Yes, it's uh special for that
person's birthday or okay, what thehell? So no, So anyway,
anyway, I got a box ofGreaters ice cream and inside the Greaters is
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awesome. Greaters is great. It'sout of Ohio in Cincinnati, but they
did a special ice cream for Fionathe Hippo, and I can't remember.
Do you remember the name of theice cream? Chunky Chunky Hippo. That's
it. It's awesome. Did youget any for yourself. No, oh,
well sorry, the it is sogood. We started eating it,
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Jackie and I started eating it lastnight. It is so good. And
I'll say this, I don't evenknow what like all the it's it's not
overdone, so it's it's it's vanillaice cream. Thank you? Can you
pull that up? Chunky chunky Hippois so cute, isn't it. It's
got Fiona on it, right,And so I don't know, I don't
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know what what flavors are in there, but excuse me, there are peanuts
in it. And I said thefirst thing when I opened it. And
I don't say this to offend you. When I opened I was like,
oh, no oh, because there'slike peanuts in there. I don't like
nuts and food. But I gotto tell you it was awesome. It's
great. And I'm not just sayingthat because I would be honest. I
would tell you it's horrible. Itis so good, so good. But
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I was thinking, because like Ilike Graters, Graters is great. I
haven't I've never seen it, andso I didn't know if that's like a
special thing. But yeah, soit's for Fi on his birthday. Yes,
it's like a special edition, limitedtime only, and they put it
out right around her birthday. It'sawesome. So it's a toffee ice cream
base, salted roasted peanuts, andmilk chocolate caramel truffles. And I'll tell
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you what the can you set asidethe other food you're eating the milk and
salamis no, that was a pieceof cheese. The say that last thing
again, milk chocolate chocolate caramel truffles. They're little, itty bitty squares.
Ooh deish, big flavor, bigflavor. It is good. And you
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know, I didn't pick out toffee, but I was like, this isn't
regular vanilla Christen. That's a homerun. And again I don't bring it
up. I don't bring it upto put pressure. I'm just saying Kristin
already. Kristin didn't even wait tilltoday. It got here yesterday. So
that was thank you, thank you. That was good and I got I
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got, I got just that onepint, so there's none to share to
come on, Are you done beinghappy with Kristin? Yeah, because I'm
going to tell you about her darkerside. Well, I also writing,
well, hold on, hold on, there's got to be an order to
this, because it was also Kristinwho told me and Diane yesterday. I
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know he said we could do presentson Tuesday, but do we really want
him complaining all day tomorrow, whichI said I wouldn't okay about us not
bringing them, even though he gaveus permission to wait until next week,
which is why I wouldn't have complained. Did you so bite the inside of
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your mouth? Yes? And I'mgushing blood. Oh like that deer got
stuck in the old navy vestibule becausehe eating chunky chunkie hippo. Wait,
no, but I would have Iwould have honored that. Okay, Kristen,
but I already got a give.She knew better if she knew Diana,
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and I knew too. So I'massuming, Kristen, you you have
something. Wait, there's more.You have something that you told me about,
right, But is there something else? Yes, he asked me to
bring up a cake yesterday on air. Okay, that sounds bad, but
also look how quickly he's back isinjured even though you're bleeding. Well,
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I got it. So I'm soakingup the blood with my cheese and headfirst
into a car. I mentioned somethingabout it cake. But that makes it
sound like I was like, bringme a cake. I wasn't like that.
Well I brought you a chocolate peanutbutter pie instead. I have it
here. Oh that looks great.Yeah, that looks good. Oh that's
good. And that's the one Idid kind of mentioned that would sound good.
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Yeah, but I even said,you don't have to do that if
you don't want to. Mm hmm. And that does look like the perfect
type of cake and pie to pushright into someone's face. It's a little
dense with chocolate pudding though. Thethat's okay. But where was the boat?
I don't where's the dark side?Oh? That's that she knew we
all should bring our gifts in today. So you're saying, oh, she
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went ahead of schedule. She isable to see into the future. But
so I'm just because I'm a littleconfused and I don't care what the answer
is. So the ice cream isgreat. I can't wait to try the
pie. Did you also bring insomething else for me? Oh? Yeah,
so we all have our gifts?Oh did everybody bring in? Yes?
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And I think that it's it's andif Diane was oh I wasn't even
expecting this. I thought, Ireally wasn't. I feel like I should
go first because everyone knows what Igot. Elliott, then Kristin, then
Diane. Okay does that work foreverybody? Yeah? Yeah, I didn't
even know what's getting anything? Somuch blood in my mouth? Okay,
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you got to be what Toby soundslike. I love that cured meats.
You're referring to his blood, Soyes, we're ready to celebrate to that.
Oh yeah, all right, allright, here we go. I
was honestly, I wasn't even expecting. That's why I wasn't even gonna say.
Now, I'm glad I said somethingabout the ice cream. How awkward
would it have been if you guyshad to go like, hey, can
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I butt in here? We broughtgifts? No, we knew better.
But it was Kristin who knew betterfirst. The well I mean she went
early was she sawhow you reacted tothe balloons. Their totally forgot about it.
All right, So where am Igoing? I'll go first? All
right, here we go. Yeah, this has probably been the most vocal
you've ever been about not wanting whatI was going to buy you, and
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you said, please do not buyme a cowboy hat, right, which
I've been talking about for months now. So I learned a lot shopping for
a cowboy hat. One, don'tdo it. Don't call them cowboy hats.
You're right, they're Western hats.Are you serious? Yes, it
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can be a cowboys hat, right, but it's a western hat. So
if you call a shop, likewhat's that place in Tyson's that I was
talking about, the they got allthat stuff, they wouldn't say they sell
cowboy hats. They sell Western hats. That's a WJ. Coleplace. Yeah,
but that's what they're not called cowboys. They're a legitimate outfit. Yeah,
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they would say western hat. Ohbut I learned about brims and crowns
and all that stuff. But Ididn't even go there with you. Yeah,
I got you. And it's anoutdoor hat. Wait is that the
hard hat that looks like sorry,western hat? So this is I got
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it over here in the box.Hold on, I'm gonna be off Mike
for a second. Remind people theother way. Oh yeah, you want
to be surprised. You're okay?Okay, wait, I can't say it
cute? Okay, you're ready,you can look now, Okay, but
why is Diane, are you laughingbecause it's got something funny on it or
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I'm gonna look funny? No,this is this is authentic, made in
the USA stetson baby, So Istill I still went stetson. But what
we have here, well we haveto why are we laid this is?
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This is to the specs for thosewho can't see it on shattol one.
Right, this is the black Hawk. Right. This is soft wool felt,
a three and quarter inch brim gamblercrown and a leather band with the
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Stetson insignia on the side. Andyou can see it also inside the hat
as well. Uh huh. AndI'll tell you this. Which side's the
front with the adornment. Dr theadornment, Yeah, the like the studs
on the band. The stuts goabove your forehead studs. There's no on
the back. No, I didn'tsee that. And you can take off
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the tag that says like made inthe USA. And I also take off
the one well that i'd leave on. What's the green thing? You have
a large head, so it isit is an extra large actually even extra
large head. Hopefully it will fit. You'll put it on in a second.
But I'll say this too. Thereason I wanted to Stetson wasn't because
that's what Bud woar. It's becausein eighteen sixty five when John B.
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Stetson was prospecting for gold in theRockies and that sudden rainstorm hit and he
fashioned what became the modern day Westernhat. It's been over a century and
a half commitment to quality and thatpioneering spirit that still lives in this brand.
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And now on your head. Thisis crafted to last and to set
the standards. Oh okay, sothis is lifetime lifetime? Is there can
I ask this? Yes? Isthere is there any kind of like care
that goes with it? Yes?I'm going to have you and I can
pay for it. But you needto bring it to a western wear shop
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right to steam your shape if youwant it to be what is that?
If you want the brim to stayrather flat, right, you can stick
with that if you like to lookat that. But if you would like
a little curl on the side,you need to steam that. Okay,
But I meant like, can Iwear it in the in the rain?
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Oh? Yeah? This? Youcan wear this whenever you want. Yeah,
like cowboys said the name of itis an outdoor it's an outdoor hat.
Yeah yeah, okay, but Iwear my uggs outside. But I
had to treat those this will Iwas supposed to this will manage moisture this
hat? Right, okay? Soyou want to try? Yeah? May
i? I we measured your head. You knew I was getting you a
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western hat outdoor hat? How isit? How is it? I love
it? Yes? Thank you Kristen. Here I should have ordered the headphones.
Headphones? Can I ask you this? Oh? My god, looks
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great. I can't wait to putit in a review. Does it?
Does it? Sometimes when I wearthings, I worry. Does it make
me look jewy? No? Notat all? Actually the opposite, Diane.
Does it make my nose look jewy? No? Not at all?
Do I look authentic? Is it? Yeah? Yep? Does the The
fit is good? Yeah, thefit is great. It feels good.
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Oh yeah, and you've got thatthe two finger separation between your eyebrows and
the brim. Yeah yeah. No. If I will say this, that's
a good looking hat, will isit? Really? It looks really good?
I keep hitting Does it look good? It does the okay? It
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really does? Does it really?Yeah? I thought. I almost feel
like a bucket hat didn't look thatwell. I'm sorry. The bucket had
caps. Bucket, yeah, thecaps. Yeah, but this looks really
good. Honestly, I also thinkit would look better than the caps.
Cowboy hat. And if someone saysto you, a nice cowboy hat,
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I don't have one. No,and you don't even have a western hat.
You have an outdoor hat that looksgood. Oh man, I'm so
happy the I'm dying to see it. Oh well, I can take a
photo and then you can go toTwitter. We should know what we need
to cut off the tacks and theextra large. No, but I want
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everybody to know it's from America.Oh, you'll be able to tell it
to Stetson because you're a Stetson man. Now we're having a good time.
Okay, you got to wear thatto Tampa. I am not wearing this
on a plane. I'm inside onthe plane. This is my outside hat.
You won't be the only person ina hat. No, but I
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don't. I don't want to putit in the overhead and then somebody put
their stuff off. Oh you restedon the tray table. No, those
things fall on people. I gota big lawsuit right now against United the
Also, I can't show I can'tshow up. Hey, helper, you're
buying me a beer? You should, you totally should. Now pull it
forward a little bit. You dohave it slanted up a lot. I
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think it's so doesn't hit the microphone. There you go. Now you look
like do I look me? Theboy in black doesn't? More importantly,
do I look jewy? No?No, this doesn't look jewy. Aaron
just came by and said, hehonestly really likes it. All right,
take a picture. Take a picture. So well, okay, oh but
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you want to take the stuff off. There is a massive green clip on
the front that says, yeah,take that off. I don't care that
it's excell I said, I havea big head. Oh maybe you know
what, because you can't see madein the US. There you go,
man, That is the look yougot it down path? Is that the
look of like I'm angry or I'mgetting some trim trim long? You know
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what? Here we go, potup the music. I can't hear anything
because I can't wear headphones. DoesKristen have to go second? Because she
got me the eye this headphone?Oh yeah, my looks like he's riding
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a horse. This is nice.Well, thank you. He said you
didn't want it, you need sonow I got. I got it.
Chunky chunky hippo Christian, please stopdancing. I got chunky chunky hippo ice
cream. That was early in thein the not an not as my outdoor
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hat, my outdoor hat. No, but it's great. Okay, I
have to remove this up because Ican't stand sit and hold my headphones like
this day. We'll post her photosafter okay, all right, very good,
and we don't we don't take offby the brim, right, we
take off up here? Yeah.Man, that's already a pro. All
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right, Where am I going next? This is awesome, Chris, this
is great. Oh Christy, comeon in, Yeah, come on in,
come on in. I have abite of salami. Threw my hair
up now, Like what do Ilook like? I just walked into the
saloon. Oh that was an aggressivekick hands or full with that cake?
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Oh hold on, sorry, pie? Oh, this is for you.
Open the card first. You don'thave to. I'm gonna read it.
At least read the front because Isaw it and thought of you. Is
the is the entire gift in here. You already got ice cream. And
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you should have seen the big boxthat came in. But it came in
a cooler under a card. Wow, it's your birthday, all right?
Am I just going in? Yeah? Just open it? What is that
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the engraver? Just open it?I know what it is? Oh my
god, yes, Christen? Whatdoes it say? What it is?
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It's a big cowboy belt buckle,but it's engraved to say E I T
M no and you are ready togo tonight line dances? You got a
belt? No? Well, Imean I have this I haven't belt that
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has the Canadian flag on it.That'll do. He's some mounting. Well
that's nice. S's so themed up? What got you to this? The
hat? We talked about cowboys?Yeah? What got you to that?
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The fact that for eight weeks Ikept saying I was going to get for
them? No, please don't.So Christen's like, oh, we're doubling
down, all right, Dian,let's break out some cowboy boots or some
stirrups. I swear to God ifI'm gonna lose my ass. I did
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not stay with a theme, thankgod. Now, but did you bring
it in? Well? Yes,okay, but there's you are going to
have something delivered later today. Morelike secrecy, more ice cream? It
is it is food. Oh okay, but I'll leave that to where you
can get it as a surprise.But there was something else that I thought
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that that you would enjoy because you'dbeen so vocal about not wanting a cowboy
hat. Sorry a western head.I don't have a western head. I
have an outdoor hats. Right.So you are a purist, yes,
and you often like to have thingsstay the same. You don't like change.
You don't like when people are unceremoniouslybooted from a stage for no apparent
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reason. You don't like things tobe flipped up on you without seemingly any
notice. So that's why God Ithrew me off on the traditionalist. I
thought I knew where you were going, So that's why I thought that you
would enjoy this message. Hey ElliottHience from the Jardiance commercial, How are
you Diane the time? Hold on? Hold on, hold on? You're
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missing it? Yeah, you gottalisten. Did you hear who it was?
Wait? Who say it doesn't?No, she says Deanna. Okay,
can I hit play for Diana again? For Dianna. Yes, all
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right, yes, hey Elliott.Hi, it's Diana from the Jordian's commercial.
How are you Diane? She tookthe time, She took the time
to take the Jordian's jingle and writeyou a birthday song. So, first
off, happy birthday, dear Elliottfrom me and from Diane. But here
I go, I'm gonna sing theselyrics I heard it's your birthday and you'll
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manage it well. You're a funnyguy with a big story to tell.
You love to hear me sing aboutJordy and at each day start you're on
the radio. It's easy to see. Just keep an eye on it.
A one see do. This iswhere we do the corny dance with the
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male worker and he tells you thatthis could potentially hurt your paranem okay,
and then she ended with even thoughyou sometimes smell, we all love you
and we think you're really swell.Happy Happy birthday, Elliott for me and
Diane and everybody who loves you.Makes this be your best year yet.
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I wish you health, happiness,just all goodness, beautiful memories and abundance,
so much love for media. Itoiled over lyrics You know what props
to tailor because songwriting is not easy. I could not for the life of
Scott's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm trying to
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I'm trying to rewrite the Jardiance commercial. It's like, what that's hysterical inmercial
health? So and she did thatfrom Fiji. She's still on vacation.
Did she really? Oh, shelikes to get her cameos. This take
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that William hunks. That's hysterical.That's great. By the way, what
a great surprise from everybody, Well, not really from you. I knew
that was coming. Well, that'snot true. I thought I was getting
a regular cowboy hat and I endedup with an outdoor hat. The No,
that was fun, and I didn'teven know it was coming today.
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I had no idea the woman's intuition. So I will think. I will
thank all of you for the gifts. Those are great. The I'm surprised
you remembered, but that is uh, that's awesome. That's awesome. All
right now I'm blushing a little bit, the so, thank you, thank
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you. That's great. I lovea birthday. I love a birthday.
And it's still tomorrow, all right. So let's do this, give me
a give me a quick break.It's Elliott in the morning. You love
to hear me sing about Jadie andat each day start you're on the radio.
It's easy to see. Just keepa nigh on that a one see
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do do Do Do Do do
I wasn't going well whatever, itwasn't gonna mention my birthday. No,
I mean, I I have it'stomorrow, but we're not here, so
it's it's awkward. It's awkward.But can I thank Kristin for something?
But again, I'm not doing thisto put any pressure on anybody. However,
the I got Kristen's gift yesterday.Oh, I'll explain that, Kristin.
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Well, it came in the Uh, it came in the mail.
Is that? Can you can youpop yourself on real quick, Kristin if
you don't mind, yes, Idon't think this will be that quick.
The I'm having Slalami rose? Isthat only available? Does that have to
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be shipped? I've never seen that. Yes, it's uh special for that
person's birthday or okay, what thehell? So no, So anyway,
anyway, I got a box ofGreaters ice cream and inside the Greaters is
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awesome. Greaters is great. It'sout of Ohio in Cincinnati, but they
did a special ice cream for Fionathe Hippo, and I can't remember.
Do you remember the name of theice cream? Chunky Chunky Hippo. That's
it. It's awesome. Did youget any for yourself. No, oh,
well sorry, the it is sogood. We started eating it,
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Jackie and I started eating it lastnight. It is so good. And
I'll say this, I don't evenknow what like all the it's it's not
overdone, so it's it's it's vanillaice cream. Thank you? Can you
pull that up? Chunky chunky Hippois so cute, isn't it. It's
got Fiona on it, right,And so I don't know, I don't
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know what what flavors are in there, but excuse me, there are peanuts
in it. And I said thefirst thing when I opened it. And
I don't say this to offend you. When I opened I was like,
oh, no oh, because there'slike peanuts in there. I don't like
nuts and food. But I gotto tell you it was awesome. It's
great. And I'm not just sayingthat because I would be honest. I
would tell you it's horrible. Itis so good, so good. But
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I was thinking, because like Ilike Graters, Graters is great. I
haven't I've never seen it, andso I didn't know if that's like a
special thing. But yeah, soit's for Fi on his birthday. Yes,
it's like a special edition, limitedtime only, and they put it
out right around her birthday. It'sawesome. So it's a toffee ice cream
base, salted roasted peanuts, andmilk chocolate caramel truffles. And I'll tell
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you what the can you set asidethe other food you're eating the milk and
salamis no, that was a pieceof cheese. The say that last thing
again, milk chocolate chocolate caramel truffles. They're little, itty bitty squares.
Ooh deish, big flavor, bigflavor. It is good. And you
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know, I didn't pick out toffee, but I was like, this isn't
regular vanilla Christen. That's a homerun. And again I don't bring it
up. I don't bring it upto put pressure. I'm just saying Kristin
already. Kristin didn't even wait tilltoday. It got here yesterday. So
that was thank you, thank you. That was good and I got I
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got, I got just that onepint, so there's none to share to
come on, Are you done beinghappy with Kristin? Yeah, because I'm
going to tell you about her darkerside. Well, I also writing,
well, hold on, hold on, there's got to be an order to
this, because it was also Kristinwho told me and Diane yesterday. I
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know he said we could do presentson Tuesday, but do we really want
him complaining all day tomorrow, whichI said I wouldn't okay about us not
bringing them, even though he gaveus permission to wait until next week,
which is why I wouldn't have complained. Did you so bite the inside of
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your mouth? Yes? And I'mgushing blood. Oh like that deer got
stuck in the old navy vestibule becausehe eating chunky chunkie hippo. Wait,
no, but I would have Iwould have honored that. Okay, Kristen,
but I already got a give.She knew better if she knew Diana,
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and I knew too. So I'massuming, Kristen, you you have
something. Wait, there's more.You have something that you told me about,
right, But is there something else? Yes, he asked me to
bring up a cake yesterday on air. Okay, that sounds bad, but
also look how quickly he's back isinjured even though you're bleeding. Well,
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I got it. So I'm soakingup the blood with my cheese and headfirst
into a car. I mentioned somethingabout it cake. But that makes it
sound like I was like, bringme a cake. I wasn't like that.
Well I brought you a chocolate peanutbutter pie instead. I have it
here. Oh that looks great.Yeah, that looks good. Oh that's
good. And that's the one Idid kind of mentioned that would sound good.
(05:14):
Yeah, but I even said,you don't have to do that if
you don't want to. Mm hmm. And that does look like the perfect
type of cake and pie to pushright into someone's face. It's a little
dense with chocolate pudding though. Thethat's okay. But where was the boat?
I don't where's the dark side?Oh? That's that she knew we
all should bring our gifts in today. So you're saying, oh, she
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went ahead of schedule. She isable to see into the future. But
so I'm just because I'm a littleconfused and I don't care what the answer
is. So the ice cream isgreat. I can't wait to try the
pie. Did you also bring insomething else for me? Oh? Yeah,
so we all have our gifts?Oh did everybody bring in? Yes?
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And I think that it's it's andif Diane was oh I wasn't even
expecting this. I thought, Ireally wasn't. I feel like I should
go first because everyone knows what Igot. Elliott, then Kristin, then
Diane. Okay does that work foreverybody? Yeah? Yeah, I didn't
even know what's getting anything? Somuch blood in my mouth? Okay,
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you got to be what Toby soundslike. I love that cured meats.
You're referring to his blood, Soyes, we're ready to celebrate to that.
Oh yeah, all right, allright, here we go. I
was honestly, I wasn't even expecting. That's why I wasn't even gonna say.
Now, I'm glad I said somethingabout the ice cream. How awkward
would it have been if you guyshad to go like, hey, can
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I butt in here? We broughtgifts? No, we knew better.
But it was Kristin who knew betterfirst. The well I mean she went
early was she sawhow you reacted tothe balloons. Their totally forgot about it.
All right, So where am Igoing? I'll go first? All
right, here we go. Yeah, this has probably been the most vocal
you've ever been about not wanting whatI was going to buy you, and
(07:10):
you said, please do not buyme a cowboy hat, right, which
I've been talking about for months now. So I learned a lot shopping for
a cowboy hat. One, don'tdo it. Don't call them cowboy hats.
You're right, they're Western hats.Are you serious? Yes, it
(07:30):
can be a cowboys hat, right, but it's a western hat. So
if you call a shop, likewhat's that place in Tyson's that I was
talking about, the they got allthat stuff, they wouldn't say they sell
cowboy hats. They sell Western hats. That's a WJ. Coleplace. Yeah,
but that's what they're not called cowboys. They're a legitimate outfit. Yeah,
(07:53):
they would say western hat. Ohbut I learned about brims and crowns
and all that stuff. But Ididn't even go there with you. Yeah,
I got you. And it's anoutdoor hat. Wait is that the
hard hat that looks like sorry,western hat? So this is I got
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it over here in the box.Hold on, I'm gonna be off Mike
for a second. Remind people theother way. Oh yeah, you want
to be surprised. You're okay?Okay, wait, I can't say it
cute? Okay, you're ready,you can look now, Okay, but
why is Diane, are you laughingbecause it's got something funny on it or
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I'm gonna look funny? No,this is this is authentic, made in
the USA stetson baby, So Istill I still went stetson. But what
we have here, well we haveto why are we laid this is?
(09:03):
This is to the specs for thosewho can't see it on shattol one.
Right, this is the black Hawk. Right. This is soft wool felt,
a three and quarter inch brim gamblercrown and a leather band with the
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Stetson insignia on the side. Andyou can see it also inside the hat
as well. Uh huh. AndI'll tell you this. Which side's the
front with the adornment. Dr theadornment, Yeah, the like the studs
on the band. The stuts goabove your forehead studs. There's no on
the back. No, I didn'tsee that. And you can take off
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the tag that says like made inthe USA. And I also take off
the one well that i'd leave on. What's the green thing? You have
a large head, so it isit is an extra large actually even extra
large head. Hopefully it will fit. You'll put it on in a second.
But I'll say this too. Thereason I wanted to Stetson wasn't because
that's what Bud woar. It's becausein eighteen sixty five when John B.
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Stetson was prospecting for gold in theRockies and that sudden rainstorm hit and he
fashioned what became the modern day Westernhat. It's been over a century and
a half commitment to quality and thatpioneering spirit that still lives in this brand.
(10:30):
And now on your head. Thisis crafted to last and to set
the standards. Oh okay, sothis is lifetime lifetime? Is there can
I ask this? Yes? Isthere is there any kind of like care
that goes with it? Yes?I'm going to have you and I can
pay for it. But you needto bring it to a western wear shop
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right to steam your shape if youwant it to be what is that?
If you want the brim to stayrather flat, right, you can stick
with that if you like to lookat that. But if you would like
a little curl on the side,you need to steam that. Okay,
But I meant like, can Iwear it in the in the rain?
(11:15):
Oh? Yeah? This? Youcan wear this whenever you want. Yeah,
like cowboys said the name of itis an outdoor it's an outdoor hat.
Yeah yeah, okay, but Iwear my uggs outside. But I
had to treat those this will Iwas supposed to this will manage moisture this
hat? Right, okay? Soyou want to try? Yeah? May
i? I we measured your head. You knew I was getting you a
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western hat outdoor hat? How isit? How is it? I love
it? Yes? Thank you Kristen. Here I should have ordered the headphones.
Headphones? Can I ask you this? Oh? My god, looks
(11:58):
great. I can't wait to putit in a review. Does it?
Does it? Sometimes when I wearthings, I worry. Does it make
me look jewy? No? Notat all? Actually the opposite, Diane.
Does it make my nose look jewy? No? Not at all?
Do I look authentic? Is it? Yeah? Yep? Does the The
fit is good? Yeah, thefit is great. It feels good.
(12:20):
Oh yeah, and you've got thatthe two finger separation between your eyebrows and
the brim. Yeah yeah. No. If I will say this, that's
a good looking hat, will isit? Really? It looks really good?
I keep hitting Does it look good? It does the okay? It
(12:41):
really does? Does it really?Yeah? I thought. I almost feel
like a bucket hat didn't look thatwell. I'm sorry. The bucket had
caps. Bucket, yeah, thecaps. Yeah, but this looks really
good. Honestly, I also thinkit would look better than the caps.
Cowboy hat. And if someone saysto you, a nice cowboy hat,
(13:01):
I don't have one. No,and you don't even have a western hat.
You have an outdoor hat that looksgood. Oh man, I'm so
happy the I'm dying to see it. Oh well, I can take a
photo and then you can go toTwitter. We should know what we need
to cut off the tacks and theextra large. No, but I want
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everybody to know it's from America.Oh, you'll be able to tell it
to Stetson because you're a Stetson man. Now we're having a good time.
Okay, you got to wear thatto Tampa. I am not wearing this
on a plane. I'm inside onthe plane. This is my outside hat.
You won't be the only person ina hat. No, but I
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don't. I don't want to putit in the overhead and then somebody put
their stuff off. Oh you restedon the tray table. No, those
things fall on people. I gota big lawsuit right now against United the
Also, I can't show I can'tshow up. Hey, helper, you're
buying me a beer? You should, you totally should. Now pull it
forward a little bit. You dohave it slanted up a lot. I
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think it's so doesn't hit the microphone. There you go. Now you look
like do I look me? Theboy in black doesn't? More importantly,
do I look jewy? No?No, this doesn't look jewy. Aaron
just came by and said, hehonestly really likes it. All right,
take a picture. Take a picture. So well, okay, oh but
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you want to take the stuff off. There is a massive green clip on
the front that says, yeah,take that off. I don't care that
it's excell I said, I havea big head. Oh maybe you know
what, because you can't see madein the US. There you go,
man, That is the look yougot it down path? Is that the
look of like I'm angry or I'mgetting some trim trim long? You know
(14:50):
what? Here we go, potup the music. I can't hear anything
because I can't wear headphones. DoesKristen have to go second? Because she
got me the eye this headphone?Oh yeah, my looks like he's riding
(15:13):
a horse. This is nice.Well, thank you. He said you
didn't want it, you need sonow I got. I got it.
Chunky chunky hippo Christian, please stopdancing. I got chunky chunky hippo ice
cream. That was early in thein the not an not as my outdoor
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hat, my outdoor hat. No, but it's great. Okay, I
have to remove this up because Ican't stand sit and hold my headphones like
this day. We'll post her photosafter okay, all right, very good,
and we don't we don't take offby the brim, right, we
take off up here? Yeah.Man, that's already a pro. All
(16:03):
right, Where am I going next? This is awesome, Chris, this
is great. Oh Christy, comeon in, Yeah, come on in,
come on in. I have abite of salami. Threw my hair
up now, Like what do Ilook like? I just walked into the
saloon. Oh that was an aggressivekick hands or full with that cake?
(16:26):
Oh hold on, sorry, pie? Oh, this is for you.
Open the card first. You don'thave to. I'm gonna read it.
At least read the front because Isaw it and thought of you. Is
the is the entire gift in here. You already got ice cream. And
(16:49):
you should have seen the big boxthat came in. But it came in
a cooler under a card. Wow, it's your birthday, all right?
Am I just going in? Yeah? Just open it? What is that
(17:14):
the engraver? Just open it?I know what it is? Oh my
god, yes, Christen? Whatdoes it say? What it is?
(17:38):
It's a big cowboy belt buckle,but it's engraved to say E I T
M no and you are ready togo tonight line dances? You got a
belt? No? Well, Imean I have this I haven't belt that
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has the Canadian flag on it.That'll do. He's some mounting. Well
that's nice. S's so themed up? What got you to this? The
hat? We talked about cowboys?Yeah? What got you to that?
(18:26):
The fact that for eight weeks Ikept saying I was going to get for
them? No, please don't.So Christen's like, oh, we're doubling
down, all right, Dian,let's break out some cowboy boots or some
stirrups. I swear to God ifI'm gonna lose my ass. I did
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not stay with a theme, thankgod. Now, but did you bring
it in? Well? Yes,okay, but there's you are going to
have something delivered later today. Morelike secrecy, more ice cream? It
is it is food. Oh okay, but I'll leave that to where you
can get it as a surprise.But there was something else that I thought
(19:11):
that that you would enjoy because you'dbeen so vocal about not wanting a cowboy
hat. Sorry a western head.I don't have a western head. I
have an outdoor hats. Right.So you are a purist, yes,
and you often like to have thingsstay the same. You don't like change.
You don't like when people are unceremoniouslybooted from a stage for no apparent
(19:37):
reason. You don't like things tobe flipped up on you without seemingly any
notice. So that's why God Ithrew me off on the traditionalist. I
thought I knew where you were going, So that's why I thought that you
would enjoy this message. Hey ElliottHience from the Jardiance commercial, How are
you Diane the time? Hold on? Hold on, hold on? You're
(20:03):
missing it? Yeah, you gottalisten. Did you hear who it was?
Wait? Who say it doesn't?No, she says Deanna. Okay,
can I hit play for Diana again? For Dianna. Yes, all
(20:25):
right, yes, hey Elliott.Hi, it's Diana from the Jordian's commercial.
How are you Diane? She tookthe time, She took the time
to take the Jordian's jingle and writeyou a birthday song. So, first
off, happy birthday, dear Elliottfrom me and from Diane. But here
I go, I'm gonna sing theselyrics I heard it's your birthday and you'll
(20:48):
manage it well. You're a funnyguy with a big story to tell.
You love to hear me sing aboutJordy and at each day start you're on
the radio. It's easy to see. Just keep an eye on it.
A one see do. This iswhere we do the corny dance with the
(21:10):
male worker and he tells you thatthis could potentially hurt your paranem okay,
and then she ended with even thoughyou sometimes smell, we all love you
and we think you're really swell.Happy Happy birthday, Elliott for me and
Diane and everybody who loves you.Makes this be your best year yet.
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I wish you health, happiness,just all goodness, beautiful memories and abundance,
so much love for media. Itoiled over lyrics You know what props
to tailor because songwriting is not easy. I could not for the life of
Scott's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm trying to
(21:56):
I'm trying to rewrite the Jardiance commercial. It's like, what that's hysterical inmercial
health? So and she did thatfrom Fiji. She's still on vacation.
Did she really? Oh, shelikes to get her cameos. This take
(22:18):
that William hunks. That's hysterical.That's great. By the way, what
a great surprise from everybody, Well, not really from you. I knew
that was coming. Well, that'snot true. I thought I was getting
a regular cowboy hat and I endedup with an outdoor hat. The No,
that was fun, and I didn'teven know it was coming today.
(22:40):
I had no idea the woman's intuition. So I will think. I will
thank all of you for the gifts. Those are great. The I'm surprised
you remembered, but that is uh, that's awesome. That's awesome. All
right now I'm blushing a little bit, the so, thank you, thank
(23:00):
you. That's great. I lovea birthday. I love a birthday.
And it's still tomorrow, all right. So let's do this, give me
a give me a quick break.It's Elliott in the morning. You love
to hear me sing about Jadie andat each day start you're on the radio.
It's easy to see. Just keepa nigh on that a one see
(23:22):
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