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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was reading a thing yesterday about the top five
haunted houses in America? Right, is anybody familiar with Bennett's
Curse Haunted House in Baltimore?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Number three haunted house in America? Bennett's Curse. Now, I
was on the receiving end of Bennett's Curse for a
number of years. But that's completely different Bennett's Curse Haunted
House in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This is located in East Point Mall, in dundalc.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It says at Bennett's Curse, I've never heard of it,
let alone been to it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
How have I never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Are we sure?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
If I've heard of it? I don't. I have no
memory of it. Christian, will you do me a favor?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Who's there? Lord Belile?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The remember him of Lord Blild? That was House of Shock?
That was awesome. I loved House of Shock. Bennett's Curse
Haunted House. It says at Bennett's Curve. Oh, I was
saying to Kristen, Sorry, my brain is flying. Will you
find me somebody who's been to Bennett's Curse Haunted House
in You said it's Dundalk, Right, So this just gets
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written up as Baltimore, but in dundalk please eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six eight At Bennett's Curse, the scares are so
intense they've been known to cause involuntary reactions that trigger
bodily functions, followed by a cleanup crew.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you're peeing yourself or tish in your pants?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh see I went vomit. Oh he all went different ways, kristin,
what's your guest poop?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So two poops, a pee and a vomit. Sawdust.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This haunt combines medieval nightmares with high tech horror to
create an experience that can be jarring and bring out
the unexpected, whether the fear of facing off against a
demon or the terror of being trapped in a cursed castle.
Bennett's Curse turns fear into a full body experience, while
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getting a fright induced adrenaline rush is the most frequent
reaction forewarning other bodily functions can happen. Boy, they love
to push that, don't they. What a great sales pitch, though, seriously,
you'll grab your.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Pants something that would attract you from me? Hearing about
it makes my stomach hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The No, that sounds great. No, they come in at
number three in the country.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
What are one and two making you do?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Number two is Nightmare on Thirteenth in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Consistently ranked among the scariest haunted houses in the country.
Nightmare on Thirteenth delivers a relentless sensory overload of fear.
The hyperrealistic sets, horrifying special effects, and terrifying actors create
an atmosphere so intense that visitors often leave visibly shaken,
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some even on the verge of a panic.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Attack Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
From unexpected jump scares to moments of sheer terror, Nightmare
on Thirteenth is designed to push your limits and test
your nerves. The experience leaves a lasting impression, haunting your
thoughts long after you've escaped its chilling grip.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What is the one? What is the one? In Onney?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Fail to scream?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Feel a scream that one? People say is really good.
I've never been. They did open last weekend, but people say,
feel the screams is really good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Do your kids want to go to one?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes? Yes and no.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes they want to go no not with you.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, you're you're accurate on the latter part of your statement,
But I guess markofs and maybe they all do this.
They do a mid day version.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
During the day.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We've talked about it before, where you can put on
the necklace so they don't scare you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So you may well put a peel up on your
door like to a level of maybe like touch, like
they won't get that close to you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But I had never heard of that where they will
do a whole afternoon of lit attraction.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not lit like man that was lit lit like kind
of like the sun come on in pussy.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So no, but maybe for like younger kids who wouldn't
do too well.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And then I have an idea, don't go. Don't go
if you can't handle it, don't go.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, maybe they're they're just like tipping their getting a
tip of their toe in there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't go to a scary movie and ask the
theater to leave the lights on?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Can you can you cut this part out?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Or maybe or maybe I was being told about this,
but I was sitting in the computer so I wasn't listening.
Maybe you they they have some characters out by where
you have the hot chocolate, but it is still during
the day. I don't know. It is not the haunted
for it.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I know what it is.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Lame.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, that's not that's not a haunted house.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Now I forget though, because Kristen is not with us
at House of Shock, does she go to these?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're not a haunted house person? I love a haunted house.
I'll tell you what. I could be talked into a
run to Dundalk.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
For Bennett's curse. Yes, because of all those bodily functions.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
If I could vomit, if I came through there, if
I went through Bennett's curse and it caused me to
either vomit or poop my pants, I would be for
I would be their biggest ambassador, free of charge.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'd be right there for him.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The answer to your question number one in the country,
how do you say this word? E r e b
us ribus arabis arebus haunted attraction in Pontiac, Michigan. At Arebus,
guess are in for a terror so intense that even
the bravest souls have been known to lose control. This
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four story bohemoth of a haunt specializes in pushing every boundary,
forcing visitors into tight spaces, sudden drops, and heart stopping
encounters with creatures straight out of nightmares. It's no wonder
that Arrebus has a reputation for causing some terrified folks
to have to clean themselves up.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
When the fright hits this hard, somebodies react.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Not recommended for those under thirteen. Oh my god, is
that the this criteria for making this list?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
If you ain't Titian, you ain't on the list.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Number four, by the way, Spooky World in Boston, and
number five the Dent Schoolhouse in Cincinnati.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh, I didn't see anything for that one.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I did. I actually had read about it prior to
us going.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
But you saw it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It wasn't open advertise.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, well not just reading about stuff, but it wasn't
open yet.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
What part of the city was that? Ummm?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hunted attractions set in a real schoolhouse with a dark history.
No creat Oh you gotta go during the daytime so
you can see the neon paint on the wall.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I heard dark history, and I'm like, nope, please, and
it must be lipped.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The Haunted attraction, set in a real schoolhouse with a
dark history, creates an atmosphere so intense that it's not
uncommon for guests to feel too much in the moment.
The fear is so palpable that it can cause the
kind of bodily responses that call upon the ghostly janitor
who terrorizes people in the schoolhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I done crap myself.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh get it?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
What sicko put this list together?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I love it though.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That, by the way, that is the greatest endorsement. Yes,
people here, you want one of three things, and you
don't want it a lot, but you either want somebody
had a panic attack, somebody crapped themselves or vomited, or
somebody somebody had a seizure like those are absolutely I
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know it sounds bad to say, but what's a better
selling point.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
We enjoyed House of Shock, and the.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
House of Shock was great with Lord Blile.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Do you recall anybody in the lead up or while
we were there talking about fans and guests crapping?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, no, But that was how long ago was that?
It's twenty twenty four up the.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Antis COVID Let me go to line too. Hi, Elliet
in the morning's mate? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It is very from Dune dog.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey, what's good? Oh dude, you much know about Bennett's curse?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, it's probably about ten minutes down a road from
a house.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Have you been to Bennett's Curse.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I have.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's been not last year but the year before. Scale
of one to ten, how good.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Is it the worst location?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'd give it about a six.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wait, the location hurts it or the location helps it?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
So I think for the location of the mall, it's
a mall that really kind of like run down mall rights.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
In George Store.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
That's so for where it's at, it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Does the does the fact that it's in a I'm
trying to interpret does the fact that it's in a
mall herd it?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean you the whole thing of going into an
actual forest where structures have been built.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is awesome, Yes, right, like whether it was House of Shock,
Markov's Field of Screams, Like, it's out in the open.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's dark.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, I'm parking and going in through the old food
court Like does that?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Does that hurt it? But again, it's about what you're
going through.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's not about what the It's not about what the
parking lot is like.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, but that is maybe something that's in your head
the whole time. Maybe me I would be completely transported
and scared to death.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, but maybe it is.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Maybe you're like, oh, there's no creatures in the woods,
because they would just be hiding out at Sears.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Which is now a spirit Halloween. Hi Elliott in the morning,
who was Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Sir? This is justin a big, big, big fan of
you guys. Have been listening to you guys for years.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I appreciate that very kind of you. Are you familiar
with Bennett's Curse?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yes, sir, so Actually my fiance and my brother and
I went a couple of years ago, and just like
the other guy had said, we we were quite confused
because it's literally in the very very back of this
mall and we had to ask somebody that was there,
and there was next to nobody in there. It's a
fantastic place, though, I mean, it's some of them. If
you can forget about that. It is some of the
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best scenery and imagery I have ever seen in a
in a haunted house. But there was nobody there, like
we were the only people in the mind.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
That is so odd to me. That's really odd.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But the again, you have two people that the location
is very bizarre, and it is. I get that it
in a mall because in a mall. The only thing
I think about Halloween wise in a mall, yes, is
a spirit. No, but you think of like like don't
don't a lot of malls do, like trunk or tree. Yeah, right,
so you think of mall being kidding, right, you don't
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think of mall being vomit and diarrhea inducing, like you
don't think of it being that bad. And I don't
like hearing that it wasn't crowded. But I wonder if
a thank you sir, I wonder if because it's in
a mall, people like people don't go.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
There's no way it would make this list if it
wasn't it well sold.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I agree, I mean it made it, didn't just make
a list of Dundalk's best haunted houses, right is It
is the number three rated haunted house in the entire country.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
By the way, speaking of sales, I was sent the
link October twenty fourth. It's lights on night. That is
what I was trying to think of at Markof's.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Is over twenty fourth a weekday.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's a week or for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, no, no, no, but Thursday night okay, yeah no,
because the you're not taking a weekend and turning the
lights on all the.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Awe inspiring creepy atmosphere without the scares, which mean which
is what you paid for? But okay, how they warn
you that there may be permanent prop imagery that could be.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The Diglo pain on.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
It could be upsetting for young children. You're welcome to
bring your cameras because it is well lit. Thank you
that night, that night, Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
My god, that I bet that is the least attended
night ever.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And because there's no jump scares, it says there is
time to stop and take those photos because you're not running.
Wonder when we.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Went photos with? What what am I taking a photo of? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because they chase you with plug your ears pussies. They
chase you like when you come out of the exit.
It's terrifying. Oh god, I love I love when the
scary people are going the wrong way. Oh I love that.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I hate those rooms where it's like it'll be like
fifteen different people in there, but only two of them
are real, and you got you're not real.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
W Ross says. The television show Ghost Avengers did a
show from that Salt Lake haunted house, and that place.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Is no joke.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nightmare On thirteenth, Yes, which was in Salt Lake Salt
Lake City.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, that's number two on the list.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I don't they've ever heard of that one either.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't know that I have. Oh they have a
day haunt. Oh god, oh good? Okay, well let me
read about this. Is this like does every place have
to jesus, how many Karens wrote letters?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Or does every place.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Have to have a kinder, gentler night.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Right, Like, listen, I get it. It's not for everybody,
So don't go.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is a I want to go to the I
want to go to the demolition derby, but I don't
like seeing cars crash.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh well, we just have the We're just gonna drive
in circles.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Come on pussy Day where the car they wave to
each other as they go by.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
So for the day haunt, this is again at Nightmare
on thirteenth in Salt Lake City. It's great for kids,
families and all the Halloween loving scaredy cats. Again, just
like Markovs, it says, you've got the atmosphere and the
scenery without anything scaring you.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I couldn't be a character that day. Well no, you can't, Elliott,
because we have it on. Because I would just keep
walking up to the kids.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Of course I don't have makeup or anything on, so
it's just me like this, going, what's the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Matter, baby? Who's being a big scaredy cat?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What drop chicken?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What drop chicken?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Tyler thought you were trying to be a scary bird.
That seemed like an episode of rested development.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The heck was that. They do point out though in
some of the areas.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
It's easy to get tickets that day.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No, the levels of lighting are permanently lower, so that
may be unsettling and unpleasant for some.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's called catch your breath on a normal night.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm scared at dusk.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I hate driving it dusk.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh my god, I knew that.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Come on, baby, never heard nor seen a chicken before.
Clearly this does not include this ticket, access to the
nighttime main attraction.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Or your man card upon finish, or the Institute of
Terror Number one was number one? Do they have it
haunted attractions, Arabs or Rebis? I don't know in Pontiac, Michigan. Okay,
they have to write, of course they do, do all
of them.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
What do we find out? Field Screams has this? Like?
Does every place now have this option? Is this like
when I used to go to the Rockets show. By
the way, the Arriba site that character it just looks.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like it's like like an old abandoned warehouse.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's awesome, as opposed to the mall and dundalg or
that school in Cincinnati that sounds awesome too.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Did they have.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Looking it up? I'm looking it up here we go?
Would that be under special offers?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I will say sometimes the only time that it's odd
to see, like kids who hate it there are like
when the parents when they're young enough that the parents
have to put headphones on them and carry them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That makes me laugh because you know those kids are tortured.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It says, two scared, fear no more, head to Michigan's
premiere escape room Escape so they send you to a
whole different attraction.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh, if you're scared, yes, by the way, if I were,
if I were, and I'm just I say this with
no I've been. I'm gonna use Markovs as the example
because I like Markov's and they do an excellent job.
But if I if I, if I ran another one
and was like I don't want to do like day stuff,
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I'd be like, we don't do lit haunted houses if
you if you can't handle scares, go to Markov's. Like
I would just send them to another one.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Yeah, because this place uses a lot of strobe lighting.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, there's my seizure.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And they do keep they have a scoreboard for like
they call it like wetters, pukers and fainters their grand
totals since opening seven.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
If I saw somebody faint, could you imagine you'd help them?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, I would think it's an actor.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, I'd probably step over.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I'm thinking he's gonna grab my ankles.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Wet wetews, pukers and fainters.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Wedder's pukers and fainters. Wow, that's pretty good. Hi Elliott
in the morning. You know what that reminds me of?
Remember before we had a dump system and we used
to log f's and s's that got on the air,
and if we got to ten, we'd have a pizza
party party. We'd had pizza every week. Yes, wait, hold
on line one. Tyler's gotta tell everybody when it's the
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Mommy and Me walk.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yes, now, wetters, pukers and fainters. Sounds like they are
shaming those that couldn't make it through cleanly.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
No, no, that's a that's a that's a badge.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But a quick search suggested maybe they've cropped it out
of the photo. Dianece's. It seems like they removed another
category from SS oh no from their walls, because these
places do say there's a lot of emergency access if
you get too scared, right, And perhaps even though they
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don't have a a lit night or and no scares night,
they did use to keep track of whimps.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh yeah, it's on your chair. Is that still their school?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I mean, I don't think their their digital display goes
above nine and ninety nine because it stops there, but
at like three hundred and fifty nine so far this season.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
By the way, when when when when?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
When that person opens the exit the emergency exits.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm on the other side, going wimpy, whimpy.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
By the way, if I ran a haunted house, if
you went through the emergency exit, you would open the
door and be the scariest part of the whole haunted house.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You just got to get through this to get to
your car.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Welcome to Hell's Gauntlet, and you'd have to try to
get through one of these chainsaws is real.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Well, remember that was one of the rooms that was
not so scary in terms of blood, guts and gore.
But at a House of Shock, there was that maze room.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh yeah, I remember the walls closed in.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Close, then like the ceilings get lower. That was awesome.
That was great.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
But you're worried the whole time because you've already been
scared for a half hour that something's gonna come out.
So you must escape that room as fast as possible.
Do you remember they built us into the story. That
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
That was great. Line one, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Hey, good morning Ellie, Good morning class.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Hi, Hu's this.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
My name is John. I live in Bowie. I've been
to Dennis's Curse a few times. It's been like a
year or so. I'm getting ready to go this year.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You are going to go?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Is it to do?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Like al they do? They do a good job. I'll
go ahead, do they do a good job?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I Once you get inside, like you have no idea.
You're in a mall, you have absolutely no idea. Like
the outside just kind of like yeah, I get it,
like you're pulling up like an abandoned mall. But it's
it's more or less like completely abandoned, which if you
think about it, can also have like.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That could also be kind of scary.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I like that kind of pretty cool, like yeah, and
they do like all different types of events, like I've
been for like a laser tag night where like if
you shoot like the actors like with like a laser
tag gun, like they can't like get terribly too close
to you that it's like you you know you like
you fend it off like some of the attacks and stuff.
And then there's like they do if I remember correctly,
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they do like a Life Off night where it's like
completely pitch black. Oh but if you look at with
their website, they have all different types of they do
like all different types of events.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But wait a minute, if you do a light like
how would you even like you can't see anything like.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
There's so I haven't been to that one, so I
can't speak to it one hundred percent, but like I
remember seeing something on the website where it wasn't lights on,
like for like Tyler, but like my Life's Off people
like us who love it, the children, but no, like I,
once you get inside, like you have, it's amazing inside.
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It really is like, it's so it's.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It deserves to be at number three on the list
for best haunted houses in America.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
I think, so, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Want to go. I'm so intrigued. I really really want
to go. Have you been to a bunch of like
haunted houses in the area.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I've been to a field of streams. I've been to
Bennett's and a couple of like smaller ones and things
like that. So like, I mean, I enjoy the heck
out of it. So I love getting, you know, the
test shad out of me.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I feel Hey, let me ask you, this was was
field of screams good.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I enjoyed it. I mean, I live in Boullie. It's
it's a bit of a hike. I don't know if
I would do that check like every year I get on,
but it's it's it's good, like if you get like
a good group of people that like enjoy it. However,
a lot of my friends don't. So here, I am
stuck with Bennetts pretty much every year, be stuck with
but like going to Bennetts every year.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, no, no, I understand that. Hey, I appreciate the info,
Thank you, sir, Yes, Tom.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Carrie, Anne sends a note over that reads Carrie that
Bennett's does a Valentine's sphear experience as well.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh like my bloody Valentine. I guess, oh never heard
of that any now, No, not at all, But I
like that.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That's kind of a good idea though.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
That's a great idea, like date night.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yeah, that's pretty good for people who are into that.
That's good alternative.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's a great alternative.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
When do you open up right after the New Year's
How soon is that going?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, because I mean you're early February, well, mid February, yeah,
probably probably kind of that first weekend that like once
the week gets going in January, you probably got to
get going.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I'm not asking for myself. I'm also out on that one. Hey,
do you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Guys have a kind of like a lights on where
everybody's just like happy and holding hands.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
No, no, But I'm just gonna say, like, I'd like
to go to Field of Screens. The only one, the
only local one I've ever done is Marcus.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Again.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
They do they do a great job. But I got
to tell you, I'm really intrigued about Bennett's. We should
we should go to.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Not if if we do it, we definitely can't do
the full lights off thing.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, no doing full lights off? I don't want to do.
What am I gonna do? Start feeling my way around
and next thing you I got mb three fingers in
some guy's mouth.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Sorry, it's like the touch tunnel at the Liberty side side.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, like that that I don't want to do. No,
I want the I want the whole shmear like. I
want everything to be right.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
All right. So, if we're planning.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This, what are the two best things at a haunted
house but not part of the haunted house?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Well, there are definitely snacks and refreshments.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yes, Number one smoking at the fire pit, although you
probably can't do it in the mall talking about cigarettes.
And number two, I love I love love a hot chocolate.
I do, and by the way, it could be mostly
water and I'll be like, this is the best time chocolate.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I love hot chocolate at a haunted house.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
By the way, though, obviously for these ones that are
outside the almost fifteen straight days of damp days and
nights this weekend. Oh yeah, people who have been waiting
even though they opened up one or two weeks ago,
have been waiting. Are probably all going to go, oh yeah,
just because it's going to be nice.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And then it makes you wonder, are you standing in
mud or did we have someone lose it
I was reading a thing yesterday about the top five
haunted houses in America? Right, is anybody familiar with Bennett's
Curse Haunted House in Baltimore?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Number three haunted house in America? Bennett's Curse. Now, I
was on the receiving end of Bennett's Curse for a
number of years. But that's completely different Bennett's Curse Haunted
House in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This is located in East Point Mall, in dundalc.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It says at Bennett's Curse, I've never heard of it,
let alone been to it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
How have I never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Are we sure?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
If I've heard of it? I don't. I have no
memory of it. Christian, will you do me a favor?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Who's there? Lord Belile?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The remember him of Lord Blild? That was House of Shock?
That was awesome. I loved House of Shock. Bennett's Curse
Haunted House. It says at Bennett's Curve. Oh, I was
saying to Kristen, Sorry, my brain is flying. Will you
find me somebody who's been to Bennett's Curse Haunted House
in You said it's Dundalk, Right, So this just gets
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written up as Baltimore, but in dundalk please eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six eight At Bennett's Curse, the scares are so
intense they've been known to cause involuntary reactions that trigger
bodily functions, followed by a cleanup crew.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you're peeing yourself or tish in your pants?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh see I went vomit. Oh he all went different ways, kristin,
what's your guest poop?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So two poops, a pee and a vomit. Sawdust.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This haunt combines medieval nightmares with high tech horror to
create an experience that can be jarring and bring out
the unexpected, whether the fear of facing off against a
demon or the terror of being trapped in a cursed castle.
Bennett's Curse turns fear into a full body experience, while
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getting a fright induced adrenaline rush is the most frequent
reaction forewarning other bodily functions can happen. Boy, they love
to push that, don't they. What a great sales pitch, though, seriously,
you'll grab your.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Pants something that would attract you from me? Hearing about
it makes my stomach hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The No, that sounds great. No, they come in at
number three in the country.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
What are one and two making you do?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Number two is Nightmare on Thirteenth in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Consistently ranked among the scariest haunted houses in the country.
Nightmare on Thirteenth delivers a relentless sensory overload of fear.
The hyperrealistic sets, horrifying special effects, and terrifying actors create
an atmosphere so intense that visitors often leave visibly shaken,
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some even on the verge of a panic.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Attack Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
From unexpected jump scares to moments of sheer terror, Nightmare
on Thirteenth is designed to push your limits and test
your nerves. The experience leaves a lasting impression, haunting your
thoughts long after you've escaped its chilling grip.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What is the one? What is the one? In Onney?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Fail to scream?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Feel a scream that one? People say is really good.
I've never been. They did open last weekend, but people say,
feel the screams is really good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Do your kids want to go to one?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes? Yes and no.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes they want to go no not with you.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, you're you're accurate on the latter part of your statement,
But I guess markofs and maybe they all do this.
They do a mid day version.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
During the day.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We've talked about it before, where you can put on
the necklace so they don't scare you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So you may well put a peel up on your
door like to a level of maybe like touch, like
they won't get that close to you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But I had never heard of that where they will
do a whole afternoon of lit attraction.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not lit like man that was lit lit like kind
of like the sun come on in pussy.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So no, but maybe for like younger kids who wouldn't
do too well.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And then I have an idea, don't go. Don't go
if you can't handle it, don't go.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, maybe they're they're just like tipping their getting a
tip of their toe in there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't go to a scary movie and ask the
theater to leave the lights on?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Can you can you cut this part out?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Or maybe or maybe I was being told about this,
but I was sitting in the computer so I wasn't listening.
Maybe you they they have some characters out by where
you have the hot chocolate, but it is still during
the day. I don't know. It is not the haunted
for it.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I know what it is.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Lame.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, that's not that's not a haunted house.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Now I forget though, because Kristen is not with us
at House of Shock, does she go to these?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're not a haunted house person? I love a haunted house.
I'll tell you what. I could be talked into a
run to Dundalk.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
For Bennett's curse. Yes, because of all those bodily functions.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
If I could vomit, if I came through there, if
I went through Bennett's curse and it caused me to
either vomit or poop my pants, I would be for
I would be their biggest ambassador, free of charge.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'd be right there for him.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The answer to your question number one in the country,
how do you say this word? E r e b
us ribus arabis arebus haunted attraction in Pontiac, Michigan. At Arebus,
guess are in for a terror so intense that even
the bravest souls have been known to lose control. This
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four story bohemoth of a haunt specializes in pushing every boundary,
forcing visitors into tight spaces, sudden drops, and heart stopping
encounters with creatures straight out of nightmares. It's no wonder
that Arrebus has a reputation for causing some terrified folks
to have to clean themselves up.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
When the fright hits this hard, somebodies react.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Not recommended for those under thirteen. Oh my god, is
that the this criteria for making this list?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
If you ain't Titian, you ain't on the list.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Number four, by the way, Spooky World in Boston, and
number five the Dent Schoolhouse in Cincinnati.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh, I didn't see anything for that one.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I did. I actually had read about it prior to
us going.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
But you saw it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It wasn't open advertise.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, well not just reading about stuff, but it wasn't
open yet.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
What part of the city was that? Ummm?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hunted attractions set in a real schoolhouse with a dark history.
No creat Oh you gotta go during the daytime so
you can see the neon paint on the wall.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I heard dark history, and I'm like, nope, please, and
it must be lipped.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The Haunted attraction, set in a real schoolhouse with a
dark history, creates an atmosphere so intense that it's not
uncommon for guests to feel too much in the moment.
The fear is so palpable that it can cause the
kind of bodily responses that call upon the ghostly janitor
who terrorizes people in the schoolhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I done crap myself.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh get it?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
What sicko put this list together?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I love it though.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That, by the way, that is the greatest endorsement. Yes,
people here, you want one of three things, and you
don't want it a lot, but you either want somebody
had a panic attack, somebody crapped themselves or vomited, or
somebody somebody had a seizure like those are absolutely I
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know it sounds bad to say, but what's a better
selling point.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
We enjoyed House of Shock, and the.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
House of Shock was great with Lord Blile.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Do you recall anybody in the lead up or while
we were there talking about fans and guests crapping?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, no, But that was how long ago was that?
It's twenty twenty four up the.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Antis COVID Let me go to line too. Hi, Elliet
in the morning's mate? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It is very from Dune dog.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey, what's good? Oh dude, you much know about Bennett's curse?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, it's probably about ten minutes down a road from
a house.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Have you been to Bennett's Curse.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I have.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's been not last year but the year before. Scale
of one to ten, how good.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Is it the worst location?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'd give it about a six.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wait, the location hurts it or the location helps it?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
So I think for the location of the mall, it's
a mall that really kind of like run down mall rights.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
In George Store.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
That's so for where it's at, it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Does the does the fact that it's in a I'm
trying to interpret does the fact that it's in a
mall herd it?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean you the whole thing of going into an
actual forest where structures have been built.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is awesome, Yes, right, like whether it was House of Shock,
Markov's Field of Screams, Like, it's out in the open.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's dark.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, I'm parking and going in through the old food
court Like does that?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Does that hurt it? But again, it's about what you're
going through.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's not about what the It's not about what the
parking lot is like.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, but that is maybe something that's in your head
the whole time. Maybe me I would be completely transported
and scared to death.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, but maybe it is.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Maybe you're like, oh, there's no creatures in the woods,
because they would just be hiding out at Sears.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Which is now a spirit Halloween. Hi Elliott in the morning,
who was Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Sir? This is justin a big, big, big fan of
you guys. Have been listening to you guys for years.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I appreciate that very kind of you. Are you familiar
with Bennett's Curse?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yes, sir, so Actually my fiance and my brother and
I went a couple of years ago, and just like
the other guy had said, we we were quite confused
because it's literally in the very very back of this
mall and we had to ask somebody that was there,
and there was next to nobody in there. It's a
fantastic place, though, I mean, it's some of them. If
you can forget about that. It is some of the
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best scenery and imagery I have ever seen in a
in a haunted house. But there was nobody there, like
we were the only people in the mind.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
That is so odd to me. That's really odd.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But the again, you have two people that the location
is very bizarre, and it is. I get that it
in a mall because in a mall. The only thing
I think about Halloween wise in a mall, yes, is
a spirit. No, but you think of like like don't
don't a lot of malls do, like trunk or tree. Yeah, right,
so you think of mall being kidding, right, you don't
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think of mall being vomit and diarrhea inducing, like you
don't think of it being that bad. And I don't
like hearing that it wasn't crowded. But I wonder if
a thank you sir, I wonder if because it's in
a mall, people like people don't go.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
There's no way it would make this list if it
wasn't it well sold.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I agree, I mean it made it, didn't just make
a list of Dundalk's best haunted houses, right is It
is the number three rated haunted house in the entire country.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
By the way, speaking of sales, I was sent the
link October twenty fourth. It's lights on night. That is
what I was trying to think of at Markof's.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Is over twenty fourth a weekday.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's a week or for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, no, no, no, but Thursday night okay, yeah no,
because the you're not taking a weekend and turning the
lights on all the.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Awe inspiring creepy atmosphere without the scares, which mean which
is what you paid for? But okay, how they warn
you that there may be permanent prop imagery that could be.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The Diglo pain on.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
It could be upsetting for young children. You're welcome to
bring your cameras because it is well lit. Thank you
that night, that night, Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
My god, that I bet that is the least attended
night ever.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And because there's no jump scares, it says there is
time to stop and take those photos because you're not running.
Wonder when we.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Went photos with? What what am I taking a photo of? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because they chase you with plug your ears pussies. They
chase you like when you come out of the exit.
It's terrifying. Oh god, I love I love when the
scary people are going the wrong way. Oh I love that.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I hate those rooms where it's like it'll be like
fifteen different people in there, but only two of them
are real, and you got you're not real.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
W Ross says. The television show Ghost Avengers did a
show from that Salt Lake haunted house, and that place.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Is no joke.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nightmare On thirteenth, Yes, which was in Salt Lake Salt
Lake City.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, that's number two on the list.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I don't they've ever heard of that one either.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't know that I have. Oh they have a
day haunt. Oh god, oh good? Okay, well let me
read about this. Is this like does every place have
to jesus, how many Karens wrote letters?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Or does every place.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Have to have a kinder, gentler night.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Right, Like, listen, I get it. It's not for everybody,
So don't go.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is a I want to go to the I
want to go to the demolition derby, but I don't
like seeing cars crash.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh well, we just have the We're just gonna drive
in circles.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Come on pussy Day where the car they wave to
each other as they go by.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
So for the day haunt, this is again at Nightmare
on thirteenth in Salt Lake City. It's great for kids,
families and all the Halloween loving scaredy cats. Again, just
like Markovs, it says, you've got the atmosphere and the
scenery without anything scaring you.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I couldn't be a character that day. Well no, you can't, Elliott,
because we have it on. Because I would just keep
walking up to the kids.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Of course I don't have makeup or anything on, so
it's just me like this, going, what's the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Matter, baby? Who's being a big scaredy cat?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What drop chicken?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What drop chicken?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Tyler thought you were trying to be a scary bird.
That seemed like an episode of rested development.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The heck was that. They do point out though in
some of the areas.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
It's easy to get tickets that day.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No, the levels of lighting are permanently lower, so that
may be unsettling and unpleasant for some.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's called catch your breath on a normal night.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm scared at dusk.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I hate driving it dusk.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh my god, I knew that.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Come on, baby, never heard nor seen a chicken before.
Clearly this does not include this ticket, access to the
nighttime main attraction.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Or your man card upon finish, or the Institute of
Terror Number one was number one? Do they have it
haunted attractions, Arabs or Rebis? I don't know in Pontiac, Michigan. Okay,
they have to write, of course they do, do all
of them.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
What do we find out? Field Screams has this? Like?
Does every place now have this option? Is this like
when I used to go to the Rockets show. By
the way, the Arriba site that character it just looks.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like it's like like an old abandoned warehouse.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's awesome, as opposed to the mall and dundalg or
that school in Cincinnati that sounds awesome too.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Did they have.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Looking it up? I'm looking it up here we go?
Would that be under special offers?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I will say sometimes the only time that it's odd
to see, like kids who hate it there are like
when the parents when they're young enough that the parents
have to put headphones on them and carry them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That makes me laugh because you know those kids are tortured.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It says, two scared, fear no more, head to Michigan's
premiere escape room Escape so they send you to a
whole different attraction.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh, if you're scared, yes, by the way, if I were,
if I were, and I'm just I say this with
no I've been. I'm gonna use Markovs as the example
because I like Markov's and they do an excellent job.
But if I if I, if I ran another one
and was like I don't want to do like day stuff,
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I'd be like, we don't do lit haunted houses if
you if you can't handle scares, go to Markov's. Like
I would just send them to another one.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Yeah, because this place uses a lot of strobe lighting.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, there's my seizure.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And they do keep they have a scoreboard for like
they call it like wetters, pukers and fainters their grand
totals since opening seven.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
If I saw somebody faint, could you imagine you'd help them?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, I would think it's an actor.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, I'd probably step over.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I'm thinking he's gonna grab my ankles.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Wet wetews, pukers and fainters.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Wedder's pukers and fainters. Wow, that's pretty good. Hi Elliott
in the morning. You know what that reminds me of?
Remember before we had a dump system and we used
to log f's and s's that got on the air,
and if we got to ten, we'd have a pizza
party party. We'd had pizza every week. Yes, wait, hold
on line one. Tyler's gotta tell everybody when it's the
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Mommy and Me walk.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yes, now, wetters, pukers and fainters. Sounds like they are
shaming those that couldn't make it through cleanly.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
No, no, that's a that's a that's a badge.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But a quick search suggested maybe they've cropped it out
of the photo. Dianece's. It seems like they removed another
category from SS oh no from their walls, because these
places do say there's a lot of emergency access if
you get too scared, right, And perhaps even though they
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don't have a a lit night or and no scares night,
they did use to keep track of whimps.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh yeah, it's on your chair. Is that still their school?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I mean, I don't think their their digital display goes
above nine and ninety nine because it stops there, but
at like three hundred and fifty nine so far this season.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
By the way, when when when when?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
When that person opens the exit the emergency exits.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm on the other side, going wimpy, whimpy.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
By the way, if I ran a haunted house, if
you went through the emergency exit, you would open the
door and be the scariest part of the whole haunted house.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You just got to get through this to get to
your car.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Welcome to Hell's Gauntlet, and you'd have to try to
get through one of these chainsaws is real.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Well, remember that was one of the rooms that was
not so scary in terms of blood, guts and gore.
But at a House of Shock, there was that maze room.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh yeah, I remember the walls closed in.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Close, then like the ceilings get lower. That was awesome.
That was great.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
But you're worried the whole time because you've already been
scared for a half hour that something's gonna come out.
So you must escape that room as fast as possible.
Do you remember they built us into the story. That
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
That was great. Line one, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Hey, good morning Ellie, Good morning class.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Hi, Hu's this.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
My name is John. I live in Bowie. I've been
to Dennis's Curse a few times. It's been like a
year or so. I'm getting ready to go this year.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You are going to go?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Is it to do?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Like al they do? They do a good job. I'll
go ahead, do they do a good job?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I Once you get inside, like you have no idea.
You're in a mall, you have absolutely no idea. Like
the outside just kind of like yeah, I get it,
like you're pulling up like an abandoned mall. But it's
it's more or less like completely abandoned, which if you
think about it, can also have like.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That could also be kind of scary.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I like that kind of pretty cool, like yeah, and
they do like all different types of events, like I've
been for like a laser tag night where like if
you shoot like the actors like with like a laser
tag gun, like they can't like get terribly too close
to you that it's like you you know you like
you fend it off like some of the attacks and stuff.
And then there's like they do if I remember correctly,
(21:13):
they do like a Life Off night where it's like
completely pitch black. Oh but if you look at with
their website, they have all different types of they do
like all different types of events.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But wait a minute, if you do a light like
how would you even like you can't see anything like.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
There's so I haven't been to that one, so I
can't speak to it one hundred percent, but like I
remember seeing something on the website where it wasn't lights on,
like for like Tyler, but like my Life's Off people
like us who love it, the children, but no, like I,
once you get inside, like you have, it's amazing inside.
(21:50):
It really is like, it's so it's.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It deserves to be at number three on the list
for best haunted houses in America.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
I think, so, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Want to go. I'm so intrigued. I really really want
to go. Have you been to a bunch of like
haunted houses in the area.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I've been to a field of streams. I've been to
Bennett's and a couple of like smaller ones and things
like that. So like, I mean, I enjoy the heck
out of it. So I love getting, you know, the
test shad out of me.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I feel Hey, let me ask you, this was was
field of screams good.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I enjoyed it. I mean, I live in Boullie. It's
it's a bit of a hike. I don't know if
I would do that check like every year I get on,
but it's it's it's good, like if you get like
a good group of people that like enjoy it. However,
a lot of my friends don't. So here, I am
stuck with Bennetts pretty much every year, be stuck with
but like going to Bennetts every year.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, no, no, I understand that. Hey, I appreciate the info,
Thank you, sir, Yes, Tom.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Carrie, Anne sends a note over that reads Carrie that
Bennett's does a Valentine's sphear experience as well.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh like my bloody Valentine. I guess, oh never heard
of that any now, No, not at all, But I
like that.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That's kind of a good idea though.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
That's a great idea, like date night.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yeah, that's pretty good for people who are into that.
That's good alternative.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's a great alternative.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
When do you open up right after the New Year's
How soon is that going?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, because I mean you're early February, well, mid February, yeah,
probably probably kind of that first weekend that like once
the week gets going in January, you probably got to
get going.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I'm not asking for myself. I'm also out on that one. Hey,
do you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Guys have a kind of like a lights on where
everybody's just like happy and holding hands.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
No, no, But I'm just gonna say, like, I'd like
to go to Field of Screens. The only one, the
only local one I've ever done is Marcus.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Again.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
They do they do a great job. But I got
to tell you, I'm really intrigued about Bennett's. We should
we should go to.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Not if if we do it, we definitely can't do
the full lights off thing.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, no doing full lights off? I don't want to do.
What am I gonna do? Start feeling my way around
and next thing you I got mb three fingers in
some guy's mouth.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Sorry, it's like the touch tunnel at the Liberty side side.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, like that that I don't want to do. No,
I want the I want the whole shmear like. I
want everything to be right.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
All right. So, if we're planning.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This, what are the two best things at a haunted
house but not part of the haunted house?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Well, there are definitely snacks and refreshments.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yes, Number one smoking at the fire pit, although you
probably can't do it in the mall talking about cigarettes.
And number two, I love I love love a hot chocolate.
I do, and by the way, it could be mostly
water and I'll be like, this is the best time chocolate.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I love hot chocolate at a haunted house.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
By the way, though, obviously for these ones that are
outside the almost fifteen straight days of damp days and
nights this weekend. Oh yeah, people who have been waiting
even though they opened up one or two weeks ago,
have been waiting. Are probably all going to go, oh yeah,
just because it's going to be nice.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And then it makes you wonder, are you standing in
mud or did we have someone lose it
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