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Can I ask you some real quick? It's personal. Okay, did you
get your did you get your thingyesterday? Yes? The okay, that's
a dress. I said, yesto the dress. The is it it's
fixed, yes, sir, Andit came out. It came out nice.
Huh did it really so? Thethe you can't tell that that other
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place butchered it. No, andit looks awesome. Yes. Wow.
How about that mirror news? Howabout that? That's great news? Yeah?
The wait do you do you bringit home? It's home? Yep,
it's right over there. The whydo I though? You think you've
picked that up like right before here? I thought, she pointed, said
the lockers. The oh, yes, where it is? It's right by
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chili suitcase? Well not today?The So it's at home and you're and
you're good. Uh huh oh dude, that's awesome. Good for you said
it were? Uh it was ityesterday or Monday? I said? Isn't
it crazy that next week is yourwedding week? That is odd? Like
it hasn't I guess it really hasn'thit me. Yeah, Diane, yesterday,
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She's like, you're too calm,and I'm like, what are you
talking about? I said, Igot a lot of sleep last night.
She's like, no, yeah,why would she be why would she not
be calm? But then you saidyou actually had to go get a massage,
so maybe you weren't that calm.Yeah, what were you stressed about?
Everything's done, just life right nowbefore I got the dress right because
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there's all of the minutia in theselast ten days. Whatever it is,
can't do anything about it. Butthat doesn't that's not settling. It was
very settling for me. There's somuch back and forth with the vendors.
I know that you didn't do it. Yeah, you didn't do anything.
It's actually zero, man, Ididn't do anything. No, I did
nothing. Well that's not like that'sall I want to do is show up
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in a suit first of all,wear a suit. No. I mean,
there was stuff we had to do, but it was primarily on her.
On Jackie should no, not atall. She I mean she did
a little more than I did.But there was like, like, if
you're not getting married, well Ican't base it on anything. But it's
not like I was getting married here. We were away, so at that
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point you just go do it.And I think that rist it's not like
she were right down the street fromthe site. So I think that that
adds a little bit more anxiety toit, because there's nothing you can do
about it. But that's not theway. That's most people are like,
well here goes not then nobody looksat a wedding that way. I have
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been thank you, thank you,christ Dan every morning. It's freaking out
and I'm like, what's there tofreak out? Yeah? No, that
is true. You're you're worried foreverybody. You're worried for Kristen, for
her mom, for Mike. DoI need to remind you? Had I
not given her that book and nudgedher into it, we may be going
to like a a completely different placeright now. By the way, will
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you do me a favor? Willyou call it doctor? Diane just broke
her arm patting herself on the backback. I got it from you.
Oh I'm a good tipper. WellI am, yeah, big no,
But I'm just saying, like youremember it was it was this past Christmas.
You hadn't done anything. I hadjust gotten engaged. Yeah, months
prior months you got engaged in thissummer, and in December you had done
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zilch, So you're welcome, Kristin. Is that is that a fair statement
that Diane? If not for Diane, you would not be getting married next
weekend. I mean she did notpersonally say you got to get this done,
but I was like, once Igot the gift, I giggled and
said, well, I guess weshould get a move on. Yeah,
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see exactly. Oh, well thereyou go, Diane. Maybe Diane,
maybe during the wedding you can getup and say something, well, y'all
came for me. If it weren'tfor me, none of us would even
be here. Kristen did zilch,y'all can Diane's probably worried more about like
her dress than Kristen has, andKristen's been through the ringer with hers.
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I don't remember the the invitation.I think I had Jackie handle that the
we have to wear suits, right, it's a wedding. Yeah, I
think I mean we definitely no,no, please say cocktail attire. Yes.
Thank you for reading, and Iread and that's forgetting the password.
Because I haven't been able to signon your website in months. You can
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ask, well, I thought thatlooked pathetic. No, don't, because
if it makes you feel better.I've never been on the website. A
lot of people have reached out,like, hey, I can't find the
password I've misplaced. I'm like,whatever, okay, yeah, but the
the but like cocktail attire, that'sjust like a suit, no tie.
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I bought a new shirt last night, did you really? I found an
old gift card and said, youknow what, thank you sharper Image.
Yeah, well that's Brookstone. Ohdamn it. And I thought, you
know what, Kristen deserves a neckthat's not tinted yellow. So I bought
a new dress shirt. Oh that'sawesome. That's awesome. I will be
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wearing an older shirt the the Yeah, but just but just a suit,
right, that's cocktail attire? Ye? Yeah good? Yeah, yeah,
all right, very good. OhI know what I got to do this
weekend, unballot, he said,hang it, hang it by the shower
and the wrinkles will fall out.Other than you, was there anybody else
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from the Hope Awards that's going tobe there because that's the last time I
wore it, so that'll make anappearance. Are there? Here's what I
wanted to ask you though. Iwas reading on Reddit yesterday uh, am
I the a hole, which isalways great. Do you have do you
have what do they call them?The people that stand up there with bridesmaids?
Do you have bridesmaids? Not really? I mean, no one's standing
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up there with So Mike has threedaughters, right, so they are walking
down the aisle with me right orbefore me, right, and then they're
gonna sit down, so no one'sstanding up. But like under the hoopah,
there's not gonna be anybody, nowhatever that is the but there's not
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there's not like like like there's notgoing to be anybody, Like you have
sisters, Like they're not wearing likedo they have to wear bridesmaid dresses?
So they get to wear whatever theywant, yes, but not liking the
same color or anything like that.Just Mike's daughters are wearing the same color.
That's the only thing. That's theonly thing. Right. Shade what
shade? Maybe blue? What areyou wearing? Maybe blue? So you've
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already seen it. Ask everybody atthe Hope Awards. Did you let them
pick out the the dress just theyhad to do that color? Or did
you also dictate the cut? CanI wait? Can I guess? Can
I guess, is this Kristen's weddingor Diane's wedding. If it's Kristen's wedding,
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just stay in the color, butpick out what you're comfortable in.
If it's Diane's wedding, I gaveyou an option, this one, or
you're not in. Here's what you'rewearing. Did you dictate? Yeah?
I picked it was like a longpencil skirt with like a top. Was
it cut up to the side?Now? Oh? Would that have bothered
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you? Cut up to the side? Oh? Yeah? What do the
girls? Did you dictate? Orwas it just wear this color? Were
navy? Where navy? Yeah?Right? And whatever? Whatever the dress
is. It was whatever the dressis. I gave them a link and
said pick a dress, just makesure it's in this. See how Diane
perked up? Can I regret it? I am twenty. I'm six years
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old. My sister is two yearsolder than me. My fiance is thirty.
My sister and I were raised ina very liberal home where we were
allowed to wear anything or nothing whileat home. My sister has always dressed
very skimpily, and I didn't mindbecause I was used to it at home.
But now I am feeling a typeof way because my wedding will be
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in February and my sister, whois also one of the bridesmaids, has
shown me what she intends to wear. I was shocked, to say the
least. The dress shows clearly thatshe's not wearing a bra or panties.
Oh god, because it has ahuge slit up to her waist and her
back and chest are barely covered.I'm uncomfortable with her being around other people,
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especially my fiance and his family,looking like that. My parents see
nothing wrong with her outfit. Really, I told her, if she doesn't
find a different or more decent dress, she is no longer one of the
bride'smaids and she's not invited to mywedding anymore. She feels that I am
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being unfair since I have no rightto control what people wear, and I
will also let all the bridesmaids choosewhatever they design, as long as they
stuck to the colors which I gaveher chosen color does stick to the color
scheme, however, it's not appropriate. I don't want my sister flashing my
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guests. But she called me ana hole when I disinvited her. Now
she and my parents are not eventalking to me. God, my fiance
said he has no opinion on itand would just back whatever. I decided
that there is a smart man.So there's your problem. So that family,
those parents are keeping with how theyraised them. It's like, just
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to be be open and free anddo whatever you want now, I will
say. She included a link toaddress that's similar to the one that the
uh that the sister had picked out. Yeah, oh yeah, you can
tell ain't no bra ain't no panties. But she gonna flash other guests just
by walking possibly like it's no,no, you know what it is.
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There's two slits, like up thethighs and is it the slit up the
front or on the side, Soit looks like she's wearing apron okay,
but a thin one because it slitsall the way here so it covers but
her waist. Yeah, so itgoes up here. Yeah, that's what
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it was like. Slit goes thathigh. So like if I'm dancing and
I make a quick turn, I'mturning and look at beaver. Yeah no,
she is gonna show bagoon. Nowwill you be doing the Carlton wed
also, was that no I wasjust trying to I was just trying to
dance a little bit here and showyou how I'm gonna spin and you're gonna
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see goon and the chest may aswell be. Honestly, she would have
been better off just wearing two bandaids and a cork, because that's all
that's covered. I hope one hundredpercent of people are in siding with the
bride. No, if those werethe ground rules you laid out, then
why are somebody's It's somebody's wedding now, don't they excuse me? Ahole?
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They they they may say, youknow what, that she should have more
decorum on her own on her own, or that she should listen, like
if her sister's like, hey,you know what, Like I'm cool with
it, but like not in frontof people to talk with your sister,
that she should be. Well,she won't actually ask. She's like,
you said pick what you want andI did. You're you're not saying this
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too your other bride'smaids And she's like, well yeah, but they're not showing
their beaver. Sorry, Cooter theSo that turned into a problem. I
understand that rules were technically followed,and that's what the sister will tell you,
but you then have to still.But that's not refer to what the
bride and groom would prefer. Butnot everybody does. Oh there have been
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fights ahead of, during, andafter wedding. Sure, but come on,
there's gonna be somebody there this weekend. Not in cocktail attire. I
can promise you that is he theefficient the Oh that'll be a jumpsuit.
By the way, the best thingI learned today is that it's cocktail attire
because I thought it was black tie. You can come in a full you
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know, whatever you want. Idon't really know all the details wearing tails.
Yeah you thought you thought I'm goingto have time to rent and tailor
a tucks what for this weekend?Yeah, if you brought it in this
weekend, you could rent a tux. I know you can, but like
you were planning on doing that.Yeah, oh wow, I thought it
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was black tie. I really did. And you were going to fit a
tucks in your backpack? The yeahtop hat, the I'm not wearing a
tie all? Have my mom hasit? God? I hope she's not
listening. So but now if oneof the I can just let me just
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contact that and fill in the backgroundto that comment. Tyler's mom always is
formal and always wears a top hatand cane. It's her new thing.
Okay, well, I quickly explained, please wipe your mouth. I don't
know what is all over your lip? Nothing? What's there that, dian
is it gone? Look at herrsomebody look at me. You're good now.
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It's probably on your hand now,on your shorts, maybe your cheek.
I didn't. I didn't. Idon't know what was there. I
have a boogie. I don't knowwhat it was. Oh, I may
have coughed off with just a littlepiece of from the earlier conversation, little
piece of butter the I don't knowwhat it was. Sorry, no,
but Tyler. My mom is flyingup here to watch my kids so Lindsay
and I can go to the wedding. And my mom just really concerned about
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like what the kids plan on doingwith her because she has a cane now
right and I need it for theweekends, a little dazzle. She comes
in Thursday without her looking. Ibring it in Friday, and you bring
it down to South Carolina. NowI can think of the putting on the
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rid skin from your Frankie. Now, she did tell me hers is cool
because it folds up all right.So what we're set, Everything is set
and ready to go the and whatare we doing? What are we doing
about bridesmaid here? Oh in thatstory, you have to love that you're
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not wearing Bronz panties to the weddingthough, No, there's some hot about
that. There is something you're goingto be in all the pictures in that.
Yeah, just like everybody else followingthe same rules. I wore an
off with all the all the otherbridesmais looking at her like what