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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tyler tells me he has a game that Kristen has
a chance of winning. And that's all I know that
it is, Oh, you were outside, Tyler says, he has
a game that you finally have.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A chance to win.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, to borrow a hockey term, we're tilting the ice
in favor of Kristin. Well, no, that sounds like no,
that sounds unfair. That sounds unfair because it sounds like
you and Diane have no chance. It's not a quiz
on guns and knives or the state of Ohio, but
it was published yesterday. How prepared are you to keep
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yourself in the wild? You see safe when you head
into the outdoors.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Like as in crossing the street every morning, or like
my out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Your outdoors.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
And we've done too many Phil Pike is not the wild?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Have you been around here?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'll answer the question, Diane, have you for a few years?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Wait? So what is?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Because it just seems it's now gotten to the point
where it almost appears that we're playing games just to
make fun of Kristen.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, I'm not saying you feel that way. I don't
feel that way because you're too caught up in winning
co champing with Diane.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So when this came across the wire yesterday, I was like,
oh my god, this is perfect for Kristen and still
gives the two of you a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But wait, what was the what was it again? Something
in the wild?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
How prepare to you to keep yourself and the wild
you see safe when you head into the outdoors.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I am not an outdoorsy person. Bode well for me.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I really want us to go camping like I think
we'd have fun.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I was just getting ready to do a camping promotion
in Haterstown, but they're outlying outdoor sleeping, so we're done.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I would go camping like my camping.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Or or like a house without Wi FI.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Like I've camped in the backyard before, that doesn't count.
I camped at I camped at Menino's backyard before.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
That wasn't camping. When we could walk into the building
to be.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I've never been camping.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I never love it.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
The I would go, I would you know what for you?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I would go. I would go I'm not protect you.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm not really worried about that part of it as
much as like I just I wouldn't even know where
to go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, you know what?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I did go camping once? Didn't I go to I
went to was it Shenandoah State Park? I went with Jackie,
and I went with Touchdown Kelly and then somebody else.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So I definitely have been camping once. Sucked ass horrible.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And it's Kristen's camping experience and adventures into the American
West that are going to I think give her.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The whim all right, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
So finally half under a belt. Now this is a
different style. We've done this before. You all get to answer.
It's not a Bobby Sherman situation?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh is it? And then it's like ranked by who
scores best or something?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, the winner would be the best scoring participant.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, wait, so do I have to keep score?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Are we screaming out?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Then?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, he just said it's not a Bobby Sherman.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Right, But then he said we all get to answer.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yes, and I'm going to give you multiple choice. Oh, okay,
and you just pick which one you think is best,
and then at the end I'll tell you who won. Okay,
And I believe And now I really hope fingers crossed.
It's Kristen, me too, all right, I'm ready. The National
Park Service recommends recommends staying at least twenty five yards
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away from animals like bison, deer, moose, and coyotes. How
far back does it recommends staying from wolves and bears
at least twenty five yards, at least one hundred yards
least two hundred and fifty yards, so far away you
can barely see the animal.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay? Am I working this out of my head?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Just give me an answer. Are we gonna deliver our
order the same order?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What you well, we should go in the same order.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I think Kristen should get to go last. Okay, so
you want to go, I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
E dk Elliot, Diane Christen, sure, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What are you saying?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Well, so far away you can't see him as No,
twenty five yards is too I'm gonna say one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, I'm going to say one hundred yards, Diane.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I'm going to say two fifty, Kristen twenty five.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Next question, Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
We don't so we don't know who wins.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He at the end, okay, ok at the end.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Right, Bison can weigh up to two thousand pounds and
stand six feet tall. How fast can they run? Up
to eight miles per hour, ten to fifteen miles per hour,
twenty to twenty five miles per hour, up to thirty
five miles per hour, thirty five miles per hour Diane,
thirty five, Kristen, I.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Wanna say twenty to twenty five.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Next question, you're kayaking in the Everglades.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh, I'm not that'll never die.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Go kayaking to the hotel and an alligator service is
near you. How should you respond? Paddle quickly in the
opposite direction, Paddle away, but gently so you don't splash,
slap the water with your paddle to scare it, or
stay still and hope it doesn't see you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Three.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Slap the water. Yeah, be bigger than the gator.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Diane, Paddle away gently, Kristen, Still, stay still.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I hope it doesn't see you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Then you punch it in the face.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Poor stab it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Shoot them, choot him, Kristen, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Havelinas, which live in the deserts of Arizona, New Mexico,
and Texas, have occasionally caused serious injuries by biting people.
They resemble, but are a distinct species from which better
known animal pigs, monitor lizards, jackals, or rabbits.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Can you what was ITA's what is a havelina?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I know what a halina is. I know what it is.
I shouldn't have said that because now she's just going
to copy me.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I don't know much about Texas.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
This was Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. I'm ready, Well,
I wonder for this one, Kristen should answer first?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
And can you read?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's trustworthy, She's not going to just steal your answer.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah she is. I know I know what a habilina is.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
I think I do too.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And can you read the first? But can you read
the the choices?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Avelinas have occasionally caused serious injuries by biting people. They
resemble but are actually a distinct species from which better
known animal pigs, monitor lizards, jackals, or rabbits. Who's answering first?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're going backwards this one, Kristen. Diane Elliott.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Hmmm, I know there's like wild boars down in Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The question, let's do.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
A jackal?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know was that number four jackal?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There was three?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay that one?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But I select a jackal for you, Diane Rabbit Elliott.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Darn it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You don't know that. You don't know if he's right.
What do experts recommend doing to avoid being stung by stingrays?
Look for movement in the water before stepping in, Splash
around to scare any stingrays away, shuffle your feet when
you enter the water, or avoid swimming entirely when stingrays
may be present.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Are we back to the normal ways I would avoid?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
But the answer is going to be shuffle your feet
when you walk into the water as.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
A shuffle yep, I wrote it. In the extremely unlikely
event you're attacked by a black bear, experts recommend you
do which of the following fight back, play dead, run away,
run as far as you can, then play dead. Wait
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one more time, fight back, play dead, run away, or
run as far as you can, then play dead.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And we've gone over this a million times.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
The colors, I'm gonna say, fight back, Dane, fight back.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yes, fight yeah, Brown, stay down, white nights, lights out right.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I thought the phones were having atmospheric issues. I think
it's the microphones as well. Invasive species in and around
Death Valley National Park has become food for mountain lions,
but can also wander onto roads and pose a hazard
to drivers. Bison, wild burrows, Burmese pythons or camels. Elliott,
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Burmese pythons, Diane, pythons, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I'm gonna say the burrows thingy question eight?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
How many are there? Tenka?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Under what conditions do NPS officials say it's appropriate to
feed wildlife be Diane answers first on this one. When
an animal approaches you and appears malnourished, when a baby
animal has been separated from its mother, when you have
extra food and don't want to fill up park trash
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cans or never? Diane never, Elliott never, Kristen never.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Circle of life. We're gonna see that on Friday. Nope,
we're seeing a little mermaids. Never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
There were one thousand and eighty unintentional deaths in national
parks between twenty fourteen and twenty nineteen from what How
many of those deaths were caused by wildlife?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wait, you say that again? How many were there?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
There were one thousand and eighty unintentional deaths. How many
of those were caused by wildlife? Three thirty ninety eight
or two hundred five?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Is this a percentage? No, it wouldn't be out of
a thousand. Yep, what are the numbers again?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Three thirty? Maybe you should write down like Christen does,
ninety eight or two hundred five.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm split between two.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Caused one you said caused by wildlife or not?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
How many of the one thousand plus deaths were caused
by wildlife?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Ninety eight?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, thirty, okay, Diane? Thirty Kristen, hmmm.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I want to say three, but I think it's thirty
because six years as a big time span for over
a thousand. So I'll do thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You're sure three? I already clicked thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Your final answer, yes, okay?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Because remember well, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Final question?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh damn it?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Why do moose lick cars?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Moose? Wait? Say that again?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Why do moose lick cars? It's an easy way to
clean their tongues. Warmth from the engine makes their lips
more nimble. They're attracted to road salt, or they're attracted
to the smell of gasoline. Elliott the second one, warmth? Yeah,
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the warmth, Diane salt, Kristen salt? All right, do you
want your tabulation of your scores?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
My kits are sweating.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Maybe you have a yeast.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You got that city East, Elliott Siegel. Yes, you scored
six out of ten. Kid, it says not bad. You're
smarter than the average bear or bison.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, thank you, thank you. I got a.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Six, So six out of ten, Diane, onto your score sheet.
Diane and you two scored a six out of ten.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Oh, no, we tied.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
You know what, Diana and I share a brain. Diana
and I share a brain.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh, Kristen, some dancing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's electric.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I want people to hear this. This is a huge
moment for her.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
She got four two.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Out of ten. Kristen, you scored a five.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
We tied again, Kristen, that was tailor made for you.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Do you have the correct answers? Yes, I want to
check mine.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
By the way, I don't even that I tied.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Well, so finished in first You realize in the last
handful of games, I haven't finished outside of first place.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I haven't finished. I mean three, excuse me, I haven't tied.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I may have tied, but I haven't finished outside of
first place.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Literally my note to Elliott last night. I'm reading it.
Finally a quiz that Kristin can win.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Not so a point when she did come closer.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I was nervous because I knew the answers. Kristen started
off with four straight incorrect Yes, no, way it did.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
What was number one?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
The bear spray? Or sorry? How far away?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
How far away?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
But some of them don't even make sense, so far
that you can never see it?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Then you would never go to Yellowstone.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
If that wasn't the answer.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Two hundred and fifty yards is you wouldn't be able
to see it anyway, and you're not gonna be five
feet from it. It was like, was number one hundred yards?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes? Yeah, I mean that's the only one that made sense.
I don't know what the rules are.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe if you applied this logic to all the questions,
you would have been the outright winner.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, I feel like I did.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
No, he scored the same as Diane.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I know, but some of them aren't logic answers. What's
number two?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You got to right as well? No, No, bison can
run up to thirty five miles per hour. You always
hear that animals are fast as hell. Usain Bolt reached
twenty seven point eight miles per hour during his world
record setting hundred meters dash.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, and a bison faster than Hussein.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And it says bison can also jump over fences and swim.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh I didn't know that. What was number three?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's where the alligator would have eaten?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You me?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
No, well you yeah, you got it wrong, But I'm
talking about Elliott.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
That's why you care.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You paddle away, but gently see it.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Don't splashed dianeer.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Oh yeah, no, you want to splash scare that thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Avelinas are similar pigs. I knew that, even Kristen said they.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Got wild boards down there, So I'm not going to
answer that.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Tackles.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
You know what, I wasn't thinking have AA. I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah that. Oh yes, the French section of Texas.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I think you guys all got the stingray shuffle correct.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I feel like I don't know why I know that.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
I've known that since I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But I feel like that you've heard a million times
in your life.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You all got fight back against a black bear.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
And that's only I swear to Gods that that's only
because of that stupid brown get on the ground black
fight back.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, it's wild burrows in Death Valley, not snakes, not piper.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh that would have been a chance for you to
get ahead of us.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It was you guys both got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But that how is that? That's not logic?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Uh, it's you never feed the animals.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Never, No, you but like that you just know that
from news stories.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Kristen can probably tell you now that there were only
three deaths.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh what did I do? There's too low.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
That's why I was like, I was gonna say, I
was gonna say a hundred, but that that's too many
and there's too like you can die of a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And moose love salt.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
You said? It made their lips warm.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Kept my two No, but you know what, you know
why salt doesn't make sense to me?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You said salt, yeah, but I also said three, and
then I said thirty, and then I also say pig.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
No, you got to stick with your moose like salt.
It's why Bobby looks my ankles. The no moose like
humans need sodium. It maybe maybe to watch a moose
lick away your car, but park officials warned that it's
better to keep your distance.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But but here's my question.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
If there's no yeah, no, but if there's no road,
salt like you only get road salt.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
If it's snowing, it accumulates.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
But I thought it would have been like like it's warm,
it's it feels good.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And if you see a baby moose, do not approach
or get out of the.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Question anything, No, dud, don't. I would never get out
of the car and approach any animal.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Well no, but definitely is.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That even right?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The probably not.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I don't know if she's the one that should leave anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You should get out of the car.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
No, you ma, mama is nearby.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's true with.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Any baby animal. The oh now, christ is trying to
show off. If you need if you need wilderness questions,
you come to Diana.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Or I we got you. Don't go, don't call Kristen
please tomorrow. It's guns.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You have to go right to your wheelhouse.
Tyler tells me he has a game that Kristen has
a chance of winning. And that's all I know that
it is, Oh, you were outside, Tyler says, he has
a game that you finally have.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A chance to win.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, to borrow a hockey term, we're tilting the ice
in favor of Kristin. Well, no, that sounds like no,
that sounds unfair. That sounds unfair because it sounds like
you and Diane have no chance. It's not a quiz
on guns and knives or the state of Ohio, but
it was published yesterday. How prepared are you to keep
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yourself in the wild? You see safe when you head
into the outdoors.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Like as in crossing the street every morning, or like
my out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Your outdoors.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
And we've done too many Phil Pike is not the wild?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Have you been around here?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'll answer the question, Diane, have you for a few years?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Wait? So what is?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Because it just seems it's now gotten to the point
where it almost appears that we're playing games just to
make fun of Kristen.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, I'm not saying you feel that way. I don't
feel that way because you're too caught up in winning
co champing with Diane.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So when this came across the wire yesterday, I was like,
oh my god, this is perfect for Kristen and still
gives the two of you a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But wait, what was the what was it again? Something
in the wild?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
How prepare to you to keep yourself and the wild
you see safe when you head into the outdoors.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I am not an outdoorsy person. Bode well for me.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I really want us to go camping like I think
we'd have fun.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I was just getting ready to do a camping promotion
in Haterstown, but they're outlying outdoor sleeping, so we're done.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I would go camping like my camping.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Or or like a house without Wi FI.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Like I've camped in the backyard before, that doesn't count.
I camped at I camped at Menino's backyard before.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
That wasn't camping. When we could walk into the building
to be.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I've never been camping.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I never love it.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
The I would go, I would you know what for you?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I would go. I would go I'm not protect you.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm not really worried about that part of it as
much as like I just I wouldn't even know where
to go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, you know what?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I did go camping once? Didn't I go to I
went to was it Shenandoah State Park? I went with Jackie,
and I went with Touchdown Kelly and then somebody else.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So I definitely have been camping once. Sucked ass horrible.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And it's Kristen's camping experience and adventures into the American
West that are going to I think give her.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The whim all right, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
So finally half under a belt. Now this is a
different style. We've done this before. You all get to answer.
It's not a Bobby Sherman situation?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh is it? And then it's like ranked by who
scores best or something?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, the winner would be the best scoring participant.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, wait, so do I have to keep score?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Are we screaming out?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Then?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, he just said it's not a Bobby Sherman.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Right, But then he said we all get to answer.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yes, and I'm going to give you multiple choice. Oh, okay,
and you just pick which one you think is best,
and then at the end I'll tell you who won. Okay,
And I believe And now I really hope fingers crossed.
It's Kristen, me too, all right, I'm ready. The National
Park Service recommends recommends staying at least twenty five yards
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away from animals like bison, deer, moose, and coyotes. How
far back does it recommends staying from wolves and bears
at least twenty five yards, at least one hundred yards
least two hundred and fifty yards, so far away you
can barely see the animal.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay? Am I working this out of my head?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Just give me an answer. Are we gonna deliver our
order the same order?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What you well, we should go in the same order.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I think Kristen should get to go last. Okay, so
you want to go, I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
E dk Elliot, Diane Christen, sure, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What are you saying?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Well, so far away you can't see him as No,
twenty five yards is too I'm gonna say one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, I'm going to say one hundred yards, Diane.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I'm going to say two fifty, Kristen twenty five.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Next question, Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
We don't so we don't know who wins.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He at the end, okay, ok at the end.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Right, Bison can weigh up to two thousand pounds and
stand six feet tall. How fast can they run? Up
to eight miles per hour, ten to fifteen miles per hour,
twenty to twenty five miles per hour, up to thirty
five miles per hour, thirty five miles per hour Diane,
thirty five, Kristen, I.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Wanna say twenty to twenty five.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Next question, you're kayaking in the Everglades.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh, I'm not that'll never die.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Go kayaking to the hotel and an alligator service is
near you. How should you respond? Paddle quickly in the
opposite direction, Paddle away, but gently so you don't splash,
slap the water with your paddle to scare it, or
stay still and hope it doesn't see you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Three.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Slap the water. Yeah, be bigger than the gator.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Diane, Paddle away gently, Kristen, Still, stay still.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I hope it doesn't see you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Then you punch it in the face.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Poor stab it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Shoot them, choot him, Kristen, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Havelinas, which live in the deserts of Arizona, New Mexico,
and Texas, have occasionally caused serious injuries by biting people.
They resemble, but are a distinct species from which better
known animal pigs, monitor lizards, jackals, or rabbits.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Can you what was ITA's what is a havelina?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I know what a halina is. I know what it is.
I shouldn't have said that because now she's just going
to copy me.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I don't know much about Texas.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
This was Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. I'm ready, Well,
I wonder for this one, Kristen should answer first?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
And can you read?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's trustworthy, She's not going to just steal your answer.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah she is. I know I know what a habilina is.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
I think I do too.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And can you read the first? But can you read
the the choices?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Avelinas have occasionally caused serious injuries by biting people. They
resemble but are actually a distinct species from which better
known animal pigs, monitor lizards, jackals, or rabbits. Who's answering first?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're going backwards this one, Kristen. Diane Elliott.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Hmmm, I know there's like wild boars down in Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The question, let's do.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
A jackal?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know was that number four jackal?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There was three?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay that one?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But I select a jackal for you, Diane Rabbit Elliott.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Darn it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You don't know that. You don't know if he's right.
What do experts recommend doing to avoid being stung by stingrays?
Look for movement in the water before stepping in, Splash
around to scare any stingrays away, shuffle your feet when
you enter the water, or avoid swimming entirely when stingrays
may be present.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Are we back to the normal ways I would avoid?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
But the answer is going to be shuffle your feet
when you walk into the water as.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
A shuffle yep, I wrote it. In the extremely unlikely
event you're attacked by a black bear, experts recommend you
do which of the following fight back, play dead, run away,
run as far as you can, then play dead. Wait
(08:27):
one more time, fight back, play dead, run away, or
run as far as you can, then play dead.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And we've gone over this a million times.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
The colors, I'm gonna say, fight back, Dane, fight back.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yes, fight yeah, Brown, stay down, white nights, lights out right.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I thought the phones were having atmospheric issues. I think
it's the microphones as well. Invasive species in and around
Death Valley National Park has become food for mountain lions,
but can also wander onto roads and pose a hazard
to drivers. Bison, wild burrows, Burmese pythons or camels. Elliott,
(09:19):
Burmese pythons, Diane, pythons, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I'm gonna say the burrows thingy question eight?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
How many are there? Tenka?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Under what conditions do NPS officials say it's appropriate to
feed wildlife be Diane answers first on this one. When
an animal approaches you and appears malnourished, when a baby
animal has been separated from its mother, when you have
extra food and don't want to fill up park trash
(09:54):
cans or never? Diane never, Elliott never, Kristen never.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Circle of life. We're gonna see that on Friday. Nope,
we're seeing a little mermaids. Never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
There were one thousand and eighty unintentional deaths in national
parks between twenty fourteen and twenty nineteen from what How
many of those deaths were caused by wildlife?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wait, you say that again? How many were there?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
There were one thousand and eighty unintentional deaths. How many
of those were caused by wildlife? Three thirty ninety eight
or two hundred five?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Is this a percentage? No, it wouldn't be out of
a thousand. Yep, what are the numbers again?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Three thirty? Maybe you should write down like Christen does,
ninety eight or two hundred five.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm split between two.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Caused one you said caused by wildlife or not?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
How many of the one thousand plus deaths were caused
by wildlife?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Ninety eight?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, thirty, okay, Diane? Thirty Kristen, hmmm.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I want to say three, but I think it's thirty
because six years as a big time span for over
a thousand. So I'll do thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You're sure three? I already clicked thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Your final answer, yes, okay?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Because remember well, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Final question?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh damn it?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Why do moose lick cars?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Moose? Wait? Say that again?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Why do moose lick cars? It's an easy way to
clean their tongues. Warmth from the engine makes their lips
more nimble. They're attracted to road salt, or they're attracted
to the smell of gasoline. Elliott the second one, warmth? Yeah,
(12:13):
the warmth, Diane salt, Kristen salt? All right, do you
want your tabulation of your scores?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
My kits are sweating.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Maybe you have a yeast.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You got that city East, Elliott Siegel. Yes, you scored
six out of ten. Kid, it says not bad. You're
smarter than the average bear or bison.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, thank you, thank you. I got a.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Six, So six out of ten, Diane, onto your score sheet.
Diane and you two scored a six out of ten.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Oh, no, we tied.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
You know what, Diana and I share a brain. Diana
and I share a brain.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh, Kristen, some dancing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's electric.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I want people to hear this. This is a huge
moment for her.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
She got four two.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Out of ten. Kristen, you scored a five.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
We tied again, Kristen, that was tailor made for you.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Do you have the correct answers? Yes, I want to
check mine.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
By the way, I don't even that I tied.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Well, so finished in first You realize in the last
handful of games, I haven't finished outside of first place.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I haven't finished. I mean three, excuse me, I haven't tied.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I may have tied, but I haven't finished outside of
first place.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Literally my note to Elliott last night. I'm reading it.
Finally a quiz that Kristin can win.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Not so a point when she did come closer.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I was nervous because I knew the answers. Kristen started
off with four straight incorrect Yes, no, way it did.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
What was number one?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
The bear spray? Or sorry? How far away?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
How far away?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
But some of them don't even make sense, so far
that you can never see it?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Then you would never go to Yellowstone.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
If that wasn't the answer.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Two hundred and fifty yards is you wouldn't be able
to see it anyway, and you're not gonna be five
feet from it. It was like, was number one hundred yards?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes? Yeah, I mean that's the only one that made sense.
I don't know what the rules are.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe if you applied this logic to all the questions,
you would have been the outright winner.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, I feel like I did.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
No, he scored the same as Diane.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I know, but some of them aren't logic answers. What's
number two?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You got to right as well? No, No, bison can
run up to thirty five miles per hour. You always
hear that animals are fast as hell. Usain Bolt reached
twenty seven point eight miles per hour during his world
record setting hundred meters dash.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, and a bison faster than Hussein.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And it says bison can also jump over fences and swim.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh I didn't know that. What was number three?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's where the alligator would have eaten?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You me?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
No, well you yeah, you got it wrong, But I'm
talking about Elliott.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
That's why you care.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You paddle away, but gently see it.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Don't splashed dianeer.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Oh yeah, no, you want to splash scare that thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Avelinas are similar pigs. I knew that, even Kristen said they.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Got wild boards down there, So I'm not going to
answer that.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Tackles.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
You know what, I wasn't thinking have AA. I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah that. Oh yes, the French section of Texas.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I think you guys all got the stingray shuffle correct.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I feel like I don't know why I know that.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
I've known that since I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But I feel like that you've heard a million times
in your life.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You all got fight back against a black bear.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
And that's only I swear to Gods that that's only
because of that stupid brown get on the ground black
fight back.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, it's wild burrows in Death Valley, not snakes, not piper.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh that would have been a chance for you to
get ahead of us.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It was you guys both got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But that how is that? That's not logic?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Uh, it's you never feed the animals.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Never, No, you but like that you just know that
from news stories.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Kristen can probably tell you now that there were only
three deaths.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh what did I do? There's too low.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
That's why I was like, I was gonna say, I
was gonna say a hundred, but that that's too many
and there's too like you can die of a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And moose love salt.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
You said? It made their lips warm.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Kept my two No, but you know what, you know
why salt doesn't make sense to me?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You said salt, yeah, but I also said three, and
then I said thirty, and then I also say pig.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
No, you got to stick with your moose like salt.
It's why Bobby looks my ankles. The no moose like
humans need sodium. It maybe maybe to watch a moose
lick away your car, but park officials warned that it's
better to keep your distance.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But but here's my question.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
If there's no yeah, no, but if there's no road,
salt like you only get road salt.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
If it's snowing, it accumulates.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
But I thought it would have been like like it's warm,
it's it feels good.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And if you see a baby moose, do not approach
or get out of the.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Question anything, No, dud, don't. I would never get out
of the car and approach any animal.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Well no, but definitely is.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That even right?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The probably not.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I don't know if she's the one that should leave anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You should get out of the car.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
No, you ma, mama is nearby.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's true with.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Any baby animal. The oh now, christ is trying to
show off. If you need if you need wilderness questions,
you come to Diana.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Or I we got you. Don't go, don't call Kristen
please tomorrow. It's guns.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You have to go right to your wheelhouse.
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