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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane, last wedding you went to it was Kristen's. Was
it really?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I can't speak for Diane. Was that the last wedding
I went to? Is that possible? I did not do
any drugs at Kristen's wedding. Mean, do you know if
anybody did drugs at your wedding?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And by the way, like that sounds so harsh.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
No, Like I was surprised at my niece's wedding the
amount of weed smoke I smelled at the reception.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really, where was the reception if you don't mind.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
My asking, It was like a just some random venue
in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, But was it indoors or outdoors?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It was it was December. It was indoors, but a
lot of people were going.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Out outside just to smoke weed and they came back in. Yeah,
if you had to guess, so a lot of people
smoking weed. That doesn't surprise me. Mushrooms, I don't think so.
Mushrooms are so big at weddings right now they are? Yeah,
you know what the two biggies are so, Yes, i'd
like people smoking weed, Yes, people eating gummies. Yes, you
know what the two biggies are at weddings right now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's that one? Mushrooms? Number two cocaine.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Gotta get hype for that dance floor.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So I was reading this whole thing of the etiquette
of doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
There's etiquette for that, now, absolutely, absolutely there is.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You know what some wedding venues are doing though, some
wedding venues, some wedding venues.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I didn't know this. Hold on, I gotta find this. Oh,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So they also were talking to not just people that
have So they were talking to three groups of people, right.
They were talking to people who were who had just
gotten married about whether or not people were doing drugs
at their wedding. They talked to people who attended weddings
and whether or not they were their friends or just
other people were doing drugs at the wedding. I don't
(01:56):
like saying doing drugs. It makes it sound so bad, No,
you know what I mean? Like they were having fun
letting me say it. Or they were talking to people
who work weddings, photographers, videographers, catering about whether they see it,
(02:17):
what does this guy do? Photographer photographer by the name
of Josh hug It or something. I get offered cocaine
at ninety percent of the weddings that I'm shooting now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's at every single wedding.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And he went on to say, like, drug references during
speeches at weddings are very commonplace.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Now, oh boy in front of me.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Ma, seriously, that is a room. You have to understand.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
There's a lot more talk of drugs and speeches these days.
It comes up in almost all of them.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Talking about the illicit use by the bride and groom
or bride and bride, groom and groom.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, do they want that mentioned?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'm guessing no.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't know that.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
You can make vague references to crazy nights in college.
Everybody knows what you're talking about, right, But.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
If you said doing that, no, no, But at your wedding,
if you said, oh, you know what, like it's great
to be here and you're going and doing all your stuff,
and you were like, all my girls from Radford were.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Here, you know, all of our wine wednesdays, and are
you know whatever? How's that any different thing going? Like, oh,
all my girls from Radford are here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Dude, did we smoke some weeds? No, it's the same,
like weed isn't taboo anymore.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It is for older generations.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Still, I'm not it's not their wedding, okay.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But you it's it's a family at the core. It's
a family event. Yeah, and a lot of people's parents
and grandparents would be mortified of that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I worked at a wedding venue where they sprayed bug
spray on the surfaces of the toilets. If you put
cocaine down on bug spray, it will crystallize so you
can't snort it.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So it's like a preventative measure by the venue people.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, where they'll purposely spray down the toilet seats because
people will go in the stall and you know, Aaron
m Barlow's got a camera out, so yeah, people go
in the stall and snort cocaine.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Can I just it took me a second to find it.
Can I read you a note I sent to my
best man ahead of my wedding concerning his speech, freaking
out about how you said you were going to embarrass
me during the speech. I know it's a waste of way,
but please don't do anything stupid, Joe writes back. Of course,
not if I do anything, And I have absolutely no
(04:50):
idea what I'll say, Yet, it will be extremely mild.
I'm not an idiot, and I know my audience. Things
like playing tongue Chicken who, or anything involving you being
incredibly drunk or anything related to other girls will be
kept under my hat.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's just being smart.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
All I meant was that I would take a very
very mild, good natured dig at some point.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Remember when Tyler tripped giving the historic tour of Georgetown?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Ooh, do anything that f things up? Sorry I made
any comment. Really, let me know if you want to
talk about this more to smooth things over. I don't
want anyone to be worried. Have a great time this weekend.
I don't even know what was that September two thousand
and eight. I don't know what that weekend was. Anyway,
(05:46):
there you go.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Were we going to another wedding where we were all
going to do mushrooms and cocaine?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I guess it's a good thing that I didn't do
drugs with Joe in college. According to you, it would
have been referenced.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No, they said it's very calm, it's very Where am
I going, Christian? Will you do me a favor? Will
you find me. People who I hate saying did drugs?
Who who got jacked up at somebody? But not just
drinking at somebody's wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Number two, anybody who works at a venue would be great. Well,
let me ask you this, Diane. You're getting married, right,
I take the speeches out. Take the speeches out right.
You don't want your the speeches to be drug referenced.
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
doing mushrooms and cocaine at your wedding?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
going outside and smoking weed?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Save it, Save it for late late night.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Why would that the reception? What about gummies?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I mean, at least it's somewhat covert.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, all of it's covert. If you don't see me.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
The yeah, no, if you take off the take the
edge off.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No no, but I'm not gonna I'm not going to
drink tonight, but I'm gonna take a quarter of a gummy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, but if you don't see me doing a little bump,
it's covert.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I can tell.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I met a couple over the weekend at Loan Oak
from Carroll County and they got married in Key West.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh, I guarantee you it was a drug wedding.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
They focused more on the sum up bar, but them
describing how perfect a setting that is for a wedding
Key West did seem like the ultimate destination.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh wow, I've never even been to Key West. I
hadn't neither never been. I understand you can do a
lot of cocaine at weddings there.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Though they did not say that.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well you don't know. You were talking about the guests. Hi,
Elliott the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
I'd rather not say, but I got two things real quick.
First off, Diane, are you okay with them smoking cigars
at the wedding?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That is a great question.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
The smel the smelk like coming into the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is that great? That is a great question. Anyway, Yes, go.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Ahead, Well, yeah, if they can smoke cigars, they could
smoke their blunts. And then, second off, I actually work
at a wedding venue, and uh, about a month ago
I found a little vacuum sealed bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you mushroom.
Mushroom use at a at a reception.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I would think is so commonplace that nobody would even
bat an eyelash.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah they were good too, I hate them at all,
went home and everything. Uh yeah, And it's a more
high end wedding venue kind of out in the middle
of the country, so it's not too common, but it's
a nice little like surprise when they leave us some
goodies behind.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Can I ask, like, where about the wedding venue is?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
And Georgia?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh okay, hey is this right?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
The number of people doing like whether it's mushrooms, cocaine
or whatever, has really skyrocketed at weddings.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I'm I'm sure definitely mushrooms and weed. Not I haven't
found any coke fortunately, but it's not necessarily my thing.
But yeah, I'm always happy to find weed, mushrooms, all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
There you go, Good for you, A nice tip, A
nice tip.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, very good sir, Thank you my friend.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yes, Instagram, so do not read my name over my shoulder.
Had a coke at the last wedding I went to
with a laughing emoji?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Did the did the bride or groom know? Well no,
because there is an etiquette to this. There is an
etiquette to this line five Hi.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yes, Stephanie. What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Yeah, my brother's wedding his best man. During his speech,
he kept talking.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
About my brother's good time and the good time they had,
and every time he said the word time, it meant
the late nights they were doping cocaine.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
The third time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, did anybody get mad? Did anybody get mad?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
No, but he was also doing cocaine at his own
wedding and it was very obvious.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh no, oh no, and everybody noticed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Damn it, damn it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Say again, I wasn't invited to partake in any of that.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Sot to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Now, let me ask you this, other than other than
your brother's wedding, what's the last wedding you went to.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
I went to a wedding like a month ago home,
my cousin's wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Mushrooms.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
I wish gosh, cocaine.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
No, no, I wish again, I wish No. My brother
this wedding was the only one that could have happened.
And again I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I gotcha, Yeah, kissed me off. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you. Ma'am. Yes, Tyler from Richie.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
If I'm doing drugs at work, you better believe I'm
doing at your wedding.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And then Gabe.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Right, remember how stressed Tyler was when they brought out
the wrong appetizer.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But would you would you have been pissed if you
found out that somebody was doing mushrooms at the wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah? I would have. Would you really would? About cocaine?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I didn't even love when they smoked the cigars and
I wasn't part of that. I'm not saying I didn't
love it because they didn't offer it. They just knew
I would have had no interest. And it made for
really cool pictures on the rooftop and it should be
in their album artwork. But I just feel like there
(12:02):
was enough there. Yes, if you didn't drink. And maybe
this is a product a lot of weddings, not just
for religious these reasons, a lot of weddings with people
turning their back and.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Alcohol way stupid.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
So maybe this is born out of that, But yeah,
I would have been displaced. Member. I gave everyone a
courtesy plus one and then got upset that people not many. Oh,
it's almost time almost time, Bruce h But people brought
like recent boyfriends. I was like, come on, that's not
a plus one.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You have to have it. So I can bring a
buddy if I want to. It's a plus one. Bring
my buddy. He's got all the mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
By the way, don't invite you say whatever you want
about drugs. Do not invite me to a dry wedding.
Oh my god, I'll say I'm a watch paint dry.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Ryan writes, I can confirm that there was none of
this at our Key West wedding. Talking to you Saturday
line one, Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hi is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Who's as.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh yay? I prefer not to say okay, but we
are ninety nine percent sure that people were doing cocaine
in the bathrooms at my Monday.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Now, what's got you so? What's got you so sure?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
So one of my girlfriends was in the bathroom and
heard people partaking in the stall next to her, and
so she memorized what their shoe looked like and then
saw in the audience later who that person was and
was like, oh, yeah, I think this text.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
By the way, two things Number one, I applaud the
remembering shoe. If I go into the bathroom here and
there's there's some there's some person taking a dump. I
memorized the shoe so I can see who it is
later and then I'll tell everybody, just like your friend
did with the cocaine. Now, let me ask you this.
Did you care that that was going on?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I found out afterwards, and I was just like, I mean,
I guess, live your life. But my hope is that
people could have fun without that kind of stuff, you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Know, Thank you, thank you. Okay, So that gets me
to two things, thank you, ma'am. Two things.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Number one, the etiquette on doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The etiquette is, if you've never.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Done drugs with the brider the groom, don't do it
at their wedding.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So says the etiquette.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That, No, that is the etiquette.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Interesting, Yeah, if you've never done fill in the blank, mushrooms, gummies,
cocaine with the brider groom, don't do it at their wedding.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Okay, But that doesn't mean the bride and groom or
groom are high on drugs.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, no, not at all, no, no no. But that
gets to the.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Last thing that she said, is brid So I told
you that talked to all these different specters of.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
For the story.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Aren't those ghosts?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know, maybe spectrums, sectors, sectors that weren't spectrums.
What they talked to all these different groups of people,
and one of them said one of the bride and
groom couples were like, they found it insulting that people
were doing mushrooms, cocaine fill in the blank, because they
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thought it was not that it was disrespectful, but that
it was a It was it was a reflection on
them that people thought the reception is going to be
so boring.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I have to do cocaine or mushrooms to have fun.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's what they were upset about, Like, my reception isn't
enough for you that you have to go in the
bathroom and do a line.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
One of my biggest regrets at a wedding is leaving
a reception to go across the hall to check out
another weddings reception because it was I can tell they
had a DJ, and I was sick of the live
band's motown.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
There was just so much motown.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
We were in Michigan, but I just I wanted to
dance to a disc jockey.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And not the band.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And not the band, by the way, and that's one
of your biggest regrets.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I just I do you regret to do it? I
felt bad the next morning.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
By the way, if I got invited to a dry wedding,
well I didn't say it was dry. No, no, no no,
but you brought up dry weddings before I'd walk right
out of the reception and go get.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
A drink to the fun reception.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah, you can't have a dry wedding, that is your comment, though,
makes me wonder, I, yeah you can. I could still
have fun with a with a dry red wedding like
I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Is there still dancing or are we not even doing that?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You could dance, just no alcohol. You gotta have alcohol
at a wedding. You gotta have alcohol at a wedding.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I could still have a good time. And now I'm
going to be thinking if I'm ever invited to a
dry wedding, I'm thinking about that statement.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'll be thinking about it wherever I am, not at
that wedding.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
R SVP.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No does an open bar? I guess it doesn't have
to be open bar. But does a bar suggest this
is the only way people can enjoy themselves at my wedding?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
No, you read no no for cocaine. I guess if
you had a cocaine bar there, then it would be fine. Well,
and then they also remind everybody it's illegal, So you
got that whole thing. And so there were some people
that were like, yeah, like it's one thing, but I
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don't need you doing like illicit illegal drugs at the wedding.
Fine five, Hi, Elliet the morning. Listen, I'm nobody's mother. Yes,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I'm not gonna say my name because it's what I'm
gonna say. But I officiated my friend's wedding in Key
West over the summer, and the whole wedding party in
officiant might have been doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Hey did the guy who got married that you officiated,
what did he run into Tyler at Lono go over
the weekend?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, I don't know. That guy could have been lying
the drug addict. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Hey, So everybody, like when you say everybody was doing drugs,
what was everybody doing?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Like all the grim there's cocaine.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
There were gummies.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, but alcohol and kid says it's okay because you
have done drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
With exactly, so then you're good to go. Then you're
good to go, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yes, time, my husband and I stopped at a dispensary
to get some joints after we left a ceremony on
the way to the reception.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good thinking.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
The bride and groom and their family were all outside
the venue smoking together.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's knowing who's wedding you're going to.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
I just that makes me uncomfortable just because you've done
it with the brighter groom.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah no, but that way they would understand that you're
not doing it because you think.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The reception is going to be lame. You're doing it
because that's what we do together.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Doing it when the brider groom's grandparents were at our house.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well no, that's called being respectful.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Yeah, but the grandparents are at the wedding, yes.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, but you're not with them at I'm not seated
at their table. I'm not asking granny, hey, do you
got a compact? I want to do a bump.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And the stupid venu sprayed bug spray all over the
toilet seats.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Your friend palk Slow.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Line six, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Hi, I'm calling because at my wedding, my we were
trying to take a or the grooms whom we were taking
a group picture, and they couldn't find my brother And
it turns out he was doing a cocaine in a
room with my uncle.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And then and then at another.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Wedding, I was super super pregnant and one of my
friend's husbands was using my stomach like a bongo, and
then it turns out he was on molly.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh, by the way, you didn't bring that up.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Should have meant that is a treat, just to get
you going a little bit. Just get the ybond.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
From my Instagram. I met my brother's wedding in South Africa.
I was designated the official weed roller.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh dude, that's nice, That's really nice. I'm sorry, Kristen.
Where am I going? Line five, Hi Elliot the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
By the way, And I had a lot of people
have friends doing cocaine, but the photographer they talked to,
he said, at ninety percent of the weddings he gets
offered cocaine. I would feel awkward going up to somebody
who worked in catering sobody who was a photographer been like, hey,
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you want to bump?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like that would be awkward to me.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
That doesn't surprise me because we've talked to venders who
are inappropriately addressed throughout.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, Hey do you want to have sex?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I get no.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but like being propositioned, yes,
Hey do you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Want to go do you want to go shots? I
know people did that in my own for shots. Absolutely,
there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
An extension of that.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The there's a big difference between hey, you want to
shot at tequila and hey, you want to go into
the bathroom and do a line?
Speaker 6 (21:33):
If I've done it already with the brighter groom.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Fair point, fair point, I'm sorry, who's this?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago
that I literally could not walk into the bathroom without
getting offered a key bump and I don't I don't
do drugs. It was up in New York, right, but
I literally felt like I needed like a lapelpin that
said like no, no drugs. Like it was so common
and there was so many people that were all bringing
to me it was insane, including the father of the bride,
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which I thought was just the ice on the cake.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wait and hold on, what just so I'm clear, the
father of the bride offered you cocaine.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, so it wasn't directly his, but I think it
was maybe her uncle's and they were getting down and
it was kind of like, oh, hey, you want some
of this, and I was like no, for the forty
fifth time this evening, go thanks.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Bro, my god, no, Tyler. Nobody's wearing a Dare lapel
pin to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I got it, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Didn't they Dare used to I feel like they did,
or maybe it was a similar agency. Didn't They used
to hand out badges like as if you're the sheriff,
but it's there instead of this lapel pit is tiny.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But I asked you one of.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
The big old big star.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
By the way, can I tell you If I would
have walked into the bathroom at Tyler's wedding and Lindsey's
dad was like, hey, you want to bump, I'd be like.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh my god, that's party.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh my god, Tyler, Oh Dare junior deputy. That's how
Tyler walks around weddings.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Now, Christina writes, my cousin was blasted on coke at
my wedding. He was hitting on one of his cousins, hysterical.
I didn't care.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I was drunk, man, I swear to god.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Now, I don't even want to go to a wedding
if there's not cocaine there. Everybody's got cocaine at their weddings.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, but you gotta start making sure you're doing it
with a lot of engaged couples.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
In case you get that invite. Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'd rather not say, but I was the best man
and my buddy's wedding and we partook into.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Some party favors the night before, right, But.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
Then I decided to bring some with me for the
wedding and told the groom that, you know, it's in
the bathroom if you need it. Door was locked, and
I was like, I'm gonna go partake, and so I
popped the lock because nobody's answering while I was knocking,
and there's.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
The groom right there. Hey, what what party favors did
you bring?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I brought some code?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right? Very good, thank you.
Diane, last wedding you went to it was Kristen's. Was
it really?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I can't speak for Diane. Was that the last wedding
I went to? Is that possible? I did not do
any drugs at Kristen's wedding. Mean, do you know if
anybody did drugs at your wedding?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And by the way, like that sounds so harsh.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
No, Like I was surprised at my niece's wedding the
amount of weed smoke I smelled at the reception.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really, where was the reception if you don't mind.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
My asking, It was like a just some random venue
in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, But was it indoors or outdoors?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It was it was December. It was indoors, but a
lot of people were going.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Out outside just to smoke weed and they came back in. Yeah,
if you had to guess, so a lot of people
smoking weed. That doesn't surprise me. Mushrooms, I don't think so.
Mushrooms are so big at weddings right now they are? Yeah,
you know what the two biggies are so, Yes, i'd
like people smoking weed, Yes, people eating gummies. Yes, you
know what the two biggies are at weddings right now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's that one? Mushrooms? Number two cocaine.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Gotta get hype for that dance floor.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So I was reading this whole thing of the etiquette
of doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
There's etiquette for that, now, absolutely, absolutely there is.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You know what some wedding venues are doing though, some
wedding venues, some wedding venues.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I didn't know this. Hold on, I gotta find this. Oh,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So they also were talking to not just people that
have So they were talking to three groups of people, right.
They were talking to people who were who had just
gotten married about whether or not people were doing drugs
at their wedding. They talked to people who attended weddings
and whether or not they were their friends or just
other people were doing drugs at the wedding. I don't
(01:56):
like saying doing drugs. It makes it sound so bad, No,
you know what I mean? Like they were having fun
letting me say it. Or they were talking to people
who work weddings, photographers, videographers, catering about whether they see it,
(02:17):
what does this guy do? Photographer photographer by the name
of Josh hug It or something. I get offered cocaine
at ninety percent of the weddings that I'm shooting now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's at every single wedding.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And he went on to say, like, drug references during
speeches at weddings are very commonplace.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Now, oh boy in front of me.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Ma, seriously, that is a room. You have to understand.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
There's a lot more talk of drugs and speeches these days.
It comes up in almost all of them.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Talking about the illicit use by the bride and groom
or bride and bride, groom and groom.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, do they want that mentioned?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'm guessing no.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't know that.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
You can make vague references to crazy nights in college.
Everybody knows what you're talking about, right, But.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
If you said doing that, no, no, But at your wedding,
if you said, oh, you know what, like it's great
to be here and you're going and doing all your stuff,
and you were like, all my girls from Radford were.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Here, you know, all of our wine wednesdays, and are
you know whatever? How's that any different thing going? Like, oh,
all my girls from Radford are here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Dude, did we smoke some weeds? No, it's the same,
like weed isn't taboo anymore.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It is for older generations.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Still, I'm not it's not their wedding, okay.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But you it's it's a family at the core. It's
a family event. Yeah, and a lot of people's parents
and grandparents would be mortified of that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I worked at a wedding venue where they sprayed bug
spray on the surfaces of the toilets. If you put
cocaine down on bug spray, it will crystallize so you
can't snort it.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So it's like a preventative measure by the venue people.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, where they'll purposely spray down the toilet seats because
people will go in the stall and you know, Aaron
m Barlow's got a camera out, so yeah, people go
in the stall and snort cocaine.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Can I just it took me a second to find it.
Can I read you a note I sent to my
best man ahead of my wedding concerning his speech, freaking
out about how you said you were going to embarrass
me during the speech. I know it's a waste of way,
but please don't do anything stupid, Joe writes back. Of course,
not if I do anything, And I have absolutely no
(04:50):
idea what I'll say, Yet, it will be extremely mild.
I'm not an idiot, and I know my audience. Things
like playing tongue Chicken who, or anything involving you being
incredibly drunk or anything related to other girls will be
kept under my hat.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's just being smart.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
All I meant was that I would take a very
very mild, good natured dig at some point.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Remember when Tyler tripped giving the historic tour of Georgetown?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Ooh, do anything that f things up? Sorry I made
any comment. Really, let me know if you want to
talk about this more to smooth things over. I don't
want anyone to be worried. Have a great time this weekend.
I don't even know what was that September two thousand
and eight. I don't know what that weekend was. Anyway,
(05:46):
there you go.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Were we going to another wedding where we were all
going to do mushrooms and cocaine?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I guess it's a good thing that I didn't do
drugs with Joe in college. According to you, it would
have been referenced.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No, they said it's very calm, it's very Where am
I going, Christian? Will you do me a favor? Will
you find me. People who I hate saying did drugs?
Who who got jacked up at somebody? But not just
drinking at somebody's wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Number two, anybody who works at a venue would be great. Well,
let me ask you this, Diane. You're getting married, right,
I take the speeches out. Take the speeches out right.
You don't want your the speeches to be drug referenced.
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
doing mushrooms and cocaine at your wedding?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
going outside and smoking weed?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Save it, Save it for late late night.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Why would that the reception? What about gummies?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I mean, at least it's somewhat covert.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, all of it's covert. If you don't see me.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
The yeah, no, if you take off the take the
edge off.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No no, but I'm not gonna I'm not going to
drink tonight, but I'm gonna take a quarter of a gummy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, but if you don't see me doing a little bump,
it's covert.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I can tell.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I met a couple over the weekend at Loan Oak
from Carroll County and they got married in Key West.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh, I guarantee you it was a drug wedding.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
They focused more on the sum up bar, but them
describing how perfect a setting that is for a wedding
Key West did seem like the ultimate destination.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh wow, I've never even been to Key West. I
hadn't neither never been. I understand you can do a
lot of cocaine at weddings there.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Though they did not say that.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well you don't know. You were talking about the guests. Hi,
Elliott the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
I'd rather not say, but I got two things real quick.
First off, Diane, are you okay with them smoking cigars
at the wedding?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That is a great question.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
The smel the smelk like coming into the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is that great? That is a great question. Anyway, Yes, go.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Ahead, Well, yeah, if they can smoke cigars, they could
smoke their blunts. And then, second off, I actually work
at a wedding venue, and uh, about a month ago
I found a little vacuum sealed bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you mushroom.
Mushroom use at a at a reception.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I would think is so commonplace that nobody would even
bat an eyelash.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah they were good too, I hate them at all,
went home and everything. Uh yeah, And it's a more
high end wedding venue kind of out in the middle
of the country, so it's not too common, but it's
a nice little like surprise when they leave us some
goodies behind.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Can I ask, like, where about the wedding venue is?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
And Georgia?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh okay, hey is this right?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
The number of people doing like whether it's mushrooms, cocaine
or whatever, has really skyrocketed at weddings.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I'm I'm sure definitely mushrooms and weed. Not I haven't
found any coke fortunately, but it's not necessarily my thing.
But yeah, I'm always happy to find weed, mushrooms, all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
There you go, Good for you, A nice tip, A
nice tip.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, very good sir, Thank you my friend.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yes, Instagram, so do not read my name over my shoulder.
Had a coke at the last wedding I went to
with a laughing emoji?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Did the did the bride or groom know? Well no,
because there is an etiquette to this. There is an
etiquette to this line five Hi.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yes, Stephanie. What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Yeah, my brother's wedding his best man. During his speech,
he kept talking.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
About my brother's good time and the good time they had,
and every time he said the word time, it meant
the late nights they were doping cocaine.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
The third time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, did anybody get mad? Did anybody get mad?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
No, but he was also doing cocaine at his own
wedding and it was very obvious.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh no, oh no, and everybody noticed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Damn it, damn it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Say again, I wasn't invited to partake in any of that.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Sot to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Now, let me ask you this, other than other than
your brother's wedding, what's the last wedding you went to.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
I went to a wedding like a month ago home,
my cousin's wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Mushrooms.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
I wish gosh, cocaine.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
No, no, I wish again, I wish No. My brother
this wedding was the only one that could have happened.
And again I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I gotcha, Yeah, kissed me off. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you. Ma'am. Yes, Tyler from Richie.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
If I'm doing drugs at work, you better believe I'm
doing at your wedding.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And then Gabe.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Right, remember how stressed Tyler was when they brought out
the wrong appetizer.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But would you would you have been pissed if you
found out that somebody was doing mushrooms at the wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah? I would have. Would you really would? About cocaine?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I didn't even love when they smoked the cigars and
I wasn't part of that. I'm not saying I didn't
love it because they didn't offer it. They just knew
I would have had no interest. And it made for
really cool pictures on the rooftop and it should be
in their album artwork. But I just feel like there
(12:02):
was enough there. Yes, if you didn't drink. And maybe
this is a product a lot of weddings, not just
for religious these reasons, a lot of weddings with people
turning their back and.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Alcohol way stupid.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
So maybe this is born out of that, But yeah,
I would have been displaced. Member. I gave everyone a
courtesy plus one and then got upset that people not many. Oh,
it's almost time almost time, Bruce h But people brought
like recent boyfriends. I was like, come on, that's not
a plus one.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You have to have it. So I can bring a
buddy if I want to. It's a plus one. Bring
my buddy. He's got all the mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
By the way, don't invite you say whatever you want
about drugs. Do not invite me to a dry wedding.
Oh my god, I'll say I'm a watch paint dry.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Ryan writes, I can confirm that there was none of
this at our Key West wedding. Talking to you Saturday
line one, Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hi is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Who's as.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh yay? I prefer not to say okay, but we
are ninety nine percent sure that people were doing cocaine
in the bathrooms at my Monday.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Now, what's got you so? What's got you so sure?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
So one of my girlfriends was in the bathroom and
heard people partaking in the stall next to her, and
so she memorized what their shoe looked like and then
saw in the audience later who that person was and
was like, oh, yeah, I think this text.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
By the way, two things Number one, I applaud the
remembering shoe. If I go into the bathroom here and
there's there's some there's some person taking a dump. I
memorized the shoe so I can see who it is
later and then I'll tell everybody, just like your friend
did with the cocaine. Now, let me ask you this.
Did you care that that was going on?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I found out afterwards, and I was just like, I mean,
I guess, live your life. But my hope is that
people could have fun without that kind of stuff, you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Know, Thank you, thank you. Okay, So that gets me
to two things, thank you, ma'am. Two things.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Number one, the etiquette on doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The etiquette is, if you've never.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Done drugs with the brider the groom, don't do it
at their wedding.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So says the etiquette.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That, No, that is the etiquette.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Interesting, Yeah, if you've never done fill in the blank, mushrooms, gummies,
cocaine with the brider groom, don't do it at their wedding.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Okay, But that doesn't mean the bride and groom or
groom are high on drugs.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, no, not at all, no, no no. But that
gets to the.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Last thing that she said, is brid So I told
you that talked to all these different specters of.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
For the story.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Aren't those ghosts?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know, maybe spectrums, sectors, sectors that weren't spectrums.
What they talked to all these different groups of people,
and one of them said one of the bride and
groom couples were like, they found it insulting that people
were doing mushrooms, cocaine fill in the blank, because they
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thought it was not that it was disrespectful, but that
it was a It was it was a reflection on
them that people thought the reception is going to be
so boring.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I have to do cocaine or mushrooms to have fun.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's what they were upset about, Like, my reception isn't
enough for you that you have to go in the
bathroom and do a line.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
One of my biggest regrets at a wedding is leaving
a reception to go across the hall to check out
another weddings reception because it was I can tell they
had a DJ, and I was sick of the live
band's motown.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
There was just so much motown.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
We were in Michigan, but I just I wanted to
dance to a disc jockey.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And not the band.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And not the band, by the way, and that's one
of your biggest regrets.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I just I do you regret to do it? I
felt bad the next morning.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
By the way, if I got invited to a dry wedding,
well I didn't say it was dry. No, no, no no,
but you brought up dry weddings before I'd walk right
out of the reception and go get.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
A drink to the fun reception.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah, you can't have a dry wedding, that is your comment, though,
makes me wonder, I, yeah you can. I could still
have fun with a with a dry red wedding like
I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Is there still dancing or are we not even doing that?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You could dance, just no alcohol. You gotta have alcohol
at a wedding. You gotta have alcohol at a wedding.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I could still have a good time. And now I'm
going to be thinking if I'm ever invited to a
dry wedding, I'm thinking about that statement.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'll be thinking about it wherever I am, not at
that wedding.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
R SVP.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No does an open bar? I guess it doesn't have
to be open bar. But does a bar suggest this
is the only way people can enjoy themselves at my wedding?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
No, you read no no for cocaine. I guess if
you had a cocaine bar there, then it would be fine. Well,
and then they also remind everybody it's illegal, So you
got that whole thing. And so there were some people
that were like, yeah, like it's one thing, but I
(17:41):
don't need you doing like illicit illegal drugs at the wedding.
Fine five, Hi, Elliet the morning. Listen, I'm nobody's mother. Yes,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I'm not gonna say my name because it's what I'm
gonna say. But I officiated my friend's wedding in Key
West over the summer, and the whole wedding party in
officiant might have been doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Hey did the guy who got married that you officiated,
what did he run into Tyler at Lono go over
the weekend?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, I don't know. That guy could have been lying
the drug addict. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Hey, So everybody, like when you say everybody was doing drugs,
what was everybody doing?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Like all the grim there's cocaine.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
There were gummies.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, but alcohol and kid says it's okay because you
have done drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
With exactly, so then you're good to go. Then you're
good to go, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yes, time, my husband and I stopped at a dispensary
to get some joints after we left a ceremony on
the way to the reception.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good thinking.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
The bride and groom and their family were all outside
the venue smoking together.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's knowing who's wedding you're going to.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
I just that makes me uncomfortable just because you've done
it with the brighter groom.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah no, but that way they would understand that you're
not doing it because you think.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The reception is going to be lame. You're doing it
because that's what we do together.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Doing it when the brider groom's grandparents were at our house.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well no, that's called being respectful.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Yeah, but the grandparents are at the wedding, yes.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, but you're not with them at I'm not seated
at their table. I'm not asking granny, hey, do you
got a compact? I want to do a bump.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And the stupid venu sprayed bug spray all over the
toilet seats.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Your friend palk Slow.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Line six, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Hi, I'm calling because at my wedding, my we were
trying to take a or the grooms whom we were taking
a group picture, and they couldn't find my brother And
it turns out he was doing a cocaine in a
room with my uncle.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And then and then at another.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Wedding, I was super super pregnant and one of my
friend's husbands was using my stomach like a bongo, and
then it turns out he was on molly.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh, by the way, you didn't bring that up.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Should have meant that is a treat, just to get
you going a little bit. Just get the ybond.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
From my Instagram. I met my brother's wedding in South Africa.
I was designated the official weed roller.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh dude, that's nice, That's really nice. I'm sorry, Kristen.
Where am I going? Line five, Hi Elliot the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
By the way, And I had a lot of people
have friends doing cocaine, but the photographer they talked to,
he said, at ninety percent of the weddings he gets
offered cocaine. I would feel awkward going up to somebody
who worked in catering sobody who was a photographer been like, hey,
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you want to bump?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like that would be awkward to me.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
That doesn't surprise me because we've talked to venders who
are inappropriately addressed throughout.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, Hey do you want to have sex?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I get no.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but like being propositioned, yes,
Hey do you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Want to go do you want to go shots? I
know people did that in my own for shots. Absolutely,
there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
An extension of that.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The there's a big difference between hey, you want to
shot at tequila and hey, you want to go into
the bathroom and do a line?
Speaker 6 (21:33):
If I've done it already with the brighter groom.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Fair point, fair point, I'm sorry, who's this?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago
that I literally could not walk into the bathroom without
getting offered a key bump and I don't I don't
do drugs. It was up in New York, right, but
I literally felt like I needed like a lapelpin that
said like no, no drugs. Like it was so common
and there was so many people that were all bringing
to me it was insane, including the father of the bride,
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which I thought was just the ice on the cake.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wait and hold on, what just so I'm clear, the
father of the bride offered you cocaine.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, so it wasn't directly his, but I think it
was maybe her uncle's and they were getting down and
it was kind of like, oh, hey, you want some
of this, and I was like no, for the forty
fifth time this evening, go thanks.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Bro, my god, no, Tyler. Nobody's wearing a Dare lapel
pin to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I got it, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Didn't they Dare used to I feel like they did,
or maybe it was a similar agency. Didn't They used
to hand out badges like as if you're the sheriff,
but it's there instead of this lapel pit is tiny.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But I asked you one of.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
The big old big star.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
By the way, can I tell you If I would
have walked into the bathroom at Tyler's wedding and Lindsey's
dad was like, hey, you want to bump, I'd be like.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh my god, that's party.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh my god, Tyler, Oh Dare junior deputy. That's how
Tyler walks around weddings.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Now, Christina writes, my cousin was blasted on coke at
my wedding. He was hitting on one of his cousins, hysterical.
I didn't care.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I was drunk, man, I swear to god.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Now, I don't even want to go to a wedding
if there's not cocaine there. Everybody's got cocaine at their weddings.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, but you gotta start making sure you're doing it
with a lot of engaged couples.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
In case you get that invite. Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'd rather not say, but I was the best man
and my buddy's wedding and we partook into.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Some party favors the night before, right, But.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
Then I decided to bring some with me for the
wedding and told the groom that, you know, it's in
the bathroom if you need it. Door was locked, and
I was like, I'm gonna go partake, and so I
popped the lock because nobody's answering while I was knocking,
and there's.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
The groom right there. Hey, what what party favors did
you bring?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I brought some code?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right? Very good, thank you.
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