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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a massive How big is the pig?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Can you hear the fan?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Barely the pig?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
There are two pigs? Oh, I thought there was only one.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh no, he's got a baby.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
There's mopang mo dang whatever and Mo dang's a hippop.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I know, but I needed a baby. Oh yay, Fritz.
Where are these from? If they're a gift.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Amazon, the I know that they were sent anonymously. At
least have the courage to put your name. It arrived
last night at my house and it just said Monar
family written that.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Again the did you get more inflatables? Kristen?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Swear to God?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Did you buy more inflatables for him?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So it's like seven a year, just one a year?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
One more?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The wait, you bought one more? Just one a year
a year?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Seven feet long, about four and a half five feet tall.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Can I ask you this for you? Is it a
little weird thing? An inflatable that's so small?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is I mean, you can't even broadcast today with
this in there.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's very big. You can't put this up.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's too indy.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, I told you I'm not putting up.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Any more inflatable.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, you just put two up in here.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm bringing him in here. Now, that's that's the punishment,
you guys get the Well, here's the problem though, you guys,
we didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't even encouraged this to you know, actually you
encouraged it when you declared yourself an inflatable family.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I said, a gift, Christen's the ten foot horse we
got this year makes us look like an inflatable family.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Didn't you have inflatables last year and the year before that? Kristen, Wait,
that's not true. That's not true, is it? The little inflatable?
I mean this, At this point there were almost like
lawn ornaments. But the little one, the gingerbread man. We
did buy that ourselves, right in the inflatable candy canes
(02:02):
that go around the walkway, those are inflatable. Those are
just light ups.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Can you hear the fan?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The yes?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yes, no, it's really coming in blue stands.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
A little smaller than the Clydesdale, so I thought it
wouldn't be as audible.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But whoa, whoa, whoa, don't pop it, d I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Even put these in a little aggressively.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I do have I'm sorry say that again.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I couldn't the ones I have. This one is not yours,
but the ones I have. Couldn't go up bust night
because the storms started to come in. Okay, I got
Julianna Valenci on the roads. First of all, there's no
that's true. She's driving around.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
For what to show you what it looks like when
there's nothing going on.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I still said. When she crossed the street this morning
there were the beginnings of flakes.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That was me ashing off the balcony.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
There's no snow. There's absolutely no snow. Well it's now, No,
it's not. It's not coming in at all. Daniel this
morning was like, mister Elliott, I hope we don't get snow.
I was like, Dan, where do you think we are?
There's no snow coming at all? The and again there
is if there's snow somewhere out in God's country.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Now my app is saying snow is possible around eight
forty five this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yep, there's it's gonna be fifty degrees today.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No it's not. It's like thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, we're too cold for snow, right or not?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, actually it may land and rest on the ground.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh is this conversation? Yes, there is no, there is
no snow. Why is jew listen? No disrespect to Juliana.
She's just doing told, doing what she's told. Why is
she driving around in storm Team four today?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
She's looking for snow?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The well, she better drop by the way. You know who?
You know who?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Nice people? They they're very very nice people. And I
really enjoyed my time there, and I do like this
city a lot. But can I say this about people
in Cincinnati? They are very soft?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What happened there? Oh? They have school shut down today?
Not for snow.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The no, it's going to be cold. Oh it's but
with the wind chill. With the wind chill, it's supposed
to be five above. Seriously, five above and we're shutting
down schools.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Did they in the city have really insufficient heating?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You were in the city, it looked like it was
fine to me. It was in a hotel.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm talking about the school system. I can't hear you.
By the way, Oh do you have a Do I have?
Do I have senders name? Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I do?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh wait, so you know who it's from?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh yeah, yeap, who.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This should be from Danny Frominis. Yeah, he says, he said, Well,
he sent three pig emojis. I said, I only see
two coming was delayed.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The third one is the their one coming in the
form of a big Z.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I trust you can't forget about this little tiny pig.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well I can't see it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's on the other side of it, but it's it's
sniffing at my jeans like the peg like the adult.
You're as broken and I have piss all over my pants.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I do, but I don't know what. I'm just gonna
and uh and.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Kristin, this is an interesting update. Don't you just send
this don't know no from Danny. Oh, don't blame me.
Kristin gave me the thumbs up, so blame her. Somebody
five minutes ago said it wasn't me. Wasn't he trying
(05:42):
to turn his damn yard into a farm?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But here's what I don't get. This is what I
was trying to move around.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You can't be that aggressive with inflam.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know it's also weird. I imagine I gotta stop squeeze.
You are gonna pop A.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Gifts are gift of all I have.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Not I've never owned a I've never owned an inflatable No, no,
why because I am not white trash.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The I couldn't hear white.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
The no.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
No, But you know what, they're not as I thought
they would be more like a hard plastic.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
They're actually very soft.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You knew that they're very They're very I mean, this
is honestly probably the closest I've ever been to one.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's not true.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Undertaker was up in the studio. Okay, Well, I've only
been around them in the studio and the only times.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That i've actually i've never really touched them. I mean
I have if you count knife to hand where the
knife goes in. But no, wonder they get stabbed so easily.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They are very.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Soft because they're so common now, So they're no Pope,
Danny will have to order a new one. God, this
cannot be a bit. Dan isn't going up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I'll plug the restaurant every day today? Are they but
the thing I get? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so add
Will you write something down?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Are you distracted?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
The fan the goddamn pigs I got MoU dang.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The I'm also so close to you because.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I know, can we turn it so it goes that no,
because I don't want to block Mazie on the TV.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Also, I'm not sure we should use that outlet.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No because of the friar, and then we'll shut the
whole station down. I need Will you write down something
for me, please, Christmas Binder, Binder Bindery, Christmas Binder, will
you write that down?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
This?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We have to find a way too.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because as the pigs are connected, I feel like we
are one photo shoot away from being those two women
that are conjoined that got married or what.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Was the movie with the people like face to but
oh and a human centipede.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I was gonna go with twins with twins get it? Wait?
Where am I going here?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Line one?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I could do that hill the morning. Hey, good morning, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm running a goddamn three legged race over here. Oh
Danny from Jennies.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hello, Jacob's Jacob. What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
If you were to ask me to bet a month's
salary on if Tyler's family it's inflatable or not? I
thought that would have been the easiest answer that they were.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But they are one hundred percent inflatable.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Fam When you when you've got seven of them up
in your yard, you are an inflatable.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The odds won't take the odds no, he is.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
This isn't my doing. This isn't my doing. We've become
got six at your house. We've become no, have four,
I have five, have one put away. We will have
six if we put these pigs up. But I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What are you doing because the ground Danny.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Danny is claiming that yesterday he thought he had timed
it where he drove by my house to put it
up for me.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, that's a nice gift, that.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Giftable that certainly cannot happen.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh, he's like Martha's He's like Martha Stewart. He's coming
over to decoration for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Because the outlets are accessible and you may travel with
your own extension cords. You cannot put inflatables. That's the best,
the worst. I'll reimburse you for the for the extension cord.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Let me go to line. Can they hear the fan?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yes, it's very loud as the people on the phone.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Do you think they just think their windows are open
in the wind? Disgusting thrill? Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yes, sir, update on the snow for you this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh, I hope you're driving at ten to two and
gripping that wheel. There is no snow, sir, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I have flurries here in Manassa's, Virginia. Okay, I'm driving
right now.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
See careful, be careful, hands free.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Did you have to put long socks on your on
your windshield wipers so that they didn't stick to the
window last night?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No I did not.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, all right, very good, So you're you're still safe. Excellent, Well,
thank you for checking in. Apparently it's really coming down.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
In Manakin from Todden Front Royal snowing okay.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Diane Front Royal, may as well be the Rockies.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Hey man, Oh they've got a lot on the ground.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
No they don't.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Look up since well, Cincinnati's got nothing. It's just cold
there because they're very soft.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Warren County Public schools two hour delays?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
They are not, Yes, they are, by the way, Cincinnati schools.
Did I say this?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh everything's shut down? Like yeah, they shut their schools.
Warren Tyler, you're gonna pop your inflatables the wait. So
Warren County schools are two hours delay. Oh, so they're
gonna wait till it gets up to sixty to open
up the schools. Just telling you what I see like
Montreal's getting snow, the Great Lakes are getting snow. Upstate
New York is getting snow. I think Timmy from Toronto
(11:04):
got blasted last night.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's snow. There is no snow here, there's no snow.
You're forgetting the lake effecta the from Lake Anna. It's
really coming in off Lake Anna.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And that's Lake Anna effect of snow effect.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And can we not be pussies because there's a little
bit of wind out there, seriously.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And it's not even that windy. When I got out
of Daniel's card this morning, I didn't notice it was windy.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Didn't even make me aware of it. And again it
did come in last night. We we actually unplugged we
unplugged them.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh yeah, you didn't just deflate them.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, they were up and we took them down because
Santa fell over. I didn't even put the horse up
last night. I knew ten feet well, I was asking
for trouble. And here's the last message from your co conspirator,
Kristen Danny, please don't hate me. Just couldn't resist. And
then he texted a camel emoji.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh we're a whole nativity saying yes, yellow inflatable Jesus
is gonna look awesome.