September 10, 2025 ⢠4 mins
"Been a long time, I've been trying to get ahold of you."
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hi, this is Joan the Mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's been a long time. I've been trying to get
a hold of you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It has been a long time, Joan. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh fine? How are you fine? How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I am well? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? Watching? Watching? Let's make a deal?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh sweet sweet, No, but I kind of I didn't mean,
like literally right now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I just kind of meant you've met said, it's been
a while since we talked. What have you been doing?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh? I don't know. I've just been been trying trying
to get a hold of you. Hang hang a second.
I think I got some for you. Nice for you.
I guess what I got. I got Facebook? I got Facebook?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now do you really I'm not even on Facebook, Joan?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh no, wonder I can't find you. You should think
at Facebook and on you can look at If you
got Facebook, you can take a look at my pictures
on it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I would love to I would love to hold on
one second. Tyler's trying to get my attention.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, yesterday Kenneth said, what.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Was that noise?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Joan?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Are you calling for Kleef confessions?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Never mind? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Kenneth go ahead, hold on, Joan, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
She did?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
She did?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
She did before the.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The No, that was a okay, Joan, did you did you?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Did you cuss?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't. He I didn't realize you
heard me.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Just Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Sorry about that. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Really, that's okay. Don't cuss, Joan. You know you can't cuss.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I didn't. I didn't realize I was doing that on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that's okay, that's okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I didn't even catch it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's all right, that's all right.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Anyway, Tyler had a question yesterday Kenneth brought up and
the timing of Joan's call today is beacular because during
our playing of weird Awl's Fat right, he posted and
I totally forgot.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He reminded us that Joan used to sing.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That, Joan, Yeah, you used to sing fat by weird.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Al weird out, fat by Weirdl.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, I ate it for you that one time.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Kenn Kenneth is dumb, Hey, Joan, Joan, repeat after repeat
after me, Kenneth Kenneth is dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Kenneth is dumb who back?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Do you remember any of the words to eat it?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah? Here go ahead, I brew up on this music.
How come here? Always such a fussy young man? Don
want to cut and crush? You want a raisin brand? Well,
don't you know that other kids are serving in Japan?
So eat it? Just eat it. Don't want to argue.
I don't want to debate. Don't want to hear about
what kind of food you hate. You won't get no dessert,
(03:19):
so you clean off your plate. So eat it. Don't
you tell me your fault. Just eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Half some more chicken, half some more pie. It doesn't
matter if it's butler fry. Just eat it. Joe, you're
the best.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're the best, Joe, You're the best. All right, So listen, Joan, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All this week during Dirt, we've been giving away not
and you can't win.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We've been giving away tickets to for people to go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
To see popa Roach and Rise Against with us next week,
and they get to meet the bands and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Now I do that, I do that as soon as
Diane's done with Dirt. Which we're going to do after
the break. But what I was hoping is as good
as you remembered eat it. I hope you. I hope
you'll remember how to take us to break.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, sure.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She is leveled up. Yeah I did, Joe? What did
you eat this morning? What'd you eat this morning?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Some cereal, milk and juice and coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You had a girl, dad, a girl? All right, take
me to break, Joe?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, Hi, this is Joe in the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dane's got dirt necks, Elliott in the morning.
Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hi, this is Joan the Mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's been a long time. I've been trying to get
a hold of you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It has been a long time, Joan. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh fine? How are you fine? How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I am well? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? Watching? Watching? Let's make a deal?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh sweet sweet, No, but I kind of I didn't mean,
like literally right now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I just kind of meant you've met said, it's been
a while since we talked. What have you been doing?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh? I don't know. I've just been been trying trying
to get a hold of you. Hang hang a second.
I think I got some for you. Nice for you.
I guess what I got. I got Facebook? I got Facebook?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now do you really I'm not even on Facebook, Joan?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh no, wonder I can't find you. You should think
at Facebook and on you can look at If you
got Facebook, you can take a look at my pictures
on it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I would love to I would love to hold on
one second. Tyler's trying to get my attention.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, yesterday Kenneth said, what.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Was that noise?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Joan?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Are you calling for Kleef confessions?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Never mind? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Kenneth go ahead, hold on, Joan, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
She did?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
She did?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
She did before the.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The No, that was a okay, Joan, did you did you?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Did you cuss?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't. He I didn't realize you
heard me.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Just Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Sorry about that. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Really, that's okay. Don't cuss, Joan. You know you can't cuss.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I didn't. I didn't realize I was doing that on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that's okay, that's okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I didn't even catch it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's all right, that's all right.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Anyway, Tyler had a question yesterday Kenneth brought up and
the timing of Joan's call today is beacular because during
our playing of weird Awl's Fat right, he posted and
I totally forgot.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He reminded us that Joan used to sing.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That, Joan, Yeah, you used to sing fat by weird.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Al weird out, fat by Weirdl.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, I ate it for you that one time.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Kenn Kenneth is dumb, Hey, Joan, Joan, repeat after repeat
after me, Kenneth Kenneth is dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Kenneth is dumb who back?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Do you remember any of the words to eat it?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah? Here go ahead, I brew up on this music.
How come here? Always such a fussy young man? Don
want to cut and crush? You want a raisin brand? Well,
don't you know that other kids are serving in Japan?
So eat it? Just eat it. Don't want to argue.
I don't want to debate. Don't want to hear about
what kind of food you hate. You won't get no dessert,
(03:19):
so you clean off your plate. So eat it. Don't
you tell me your fault. Just eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Half some more chicken, half some more pie. It doesn't
matter if it's butler fry. Just eat it. Joe, you're
the best.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're the best, Joe, You're the best. All right, So listen, Joan, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All this week during Dirt, we've been giving away not
and you can't win.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We've been giving away tickets to for people to go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
To see popa Roach and Rise Against with us next week,
and they get to meet the bands and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Now I do that, I do that as soon as
Diane's done with Dirt. Which we're going to do after
the break. But what I was hoping is as good
as you remembered eat it. I hope you. I hope
you'll remember how to take us to break.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, sure.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She is leveled up. Yeah I did, Joe? What did
you eat this morning? What'd you eat this morning?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Some cereal, milk and juice and coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You had a girl, dad, a girl? All right, take
me to break, Joe?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, Hi, this is Joe in the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dane's got dirt necks, Elliott in the morning.
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