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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess who's going under the knife? What not the knife?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Yeah, the knife, it's a laser.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Having said, oh, you're not having I mean I guess
I am air quote surgery.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah. Yeah, No, he's getting a nose job done. No,
yes you are. Didn't you stitch for the thing on
your nose? It is for my blood vessel on my nose.
I am getting the arrow lais neo procedure, which I've
been told during my consultation. Wait, what is it called
(00:35):
arrow lays neo? I like neo arrowlays neo. Yes, and
just like a six hundred and fifty millisecond blast of laser.
We got to fix this thing. And I told you
I can't get it done before the fourth of July.
And then came the week off. I wasn't here right,
(00:58):
so I said, first week back, I'll be there and
I am good to go for Friday afternoon. Now, how
long will you be out for so you don't go under?
I meant from work. I did ask because Jessica was
so nice at the front desk. She said that she
also she looked at my photo that I had submitted
(01:18):
online and said, where's the mark?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, she said that she whoa, whoa. I wasn't prepared
for that. Remember, my dermatologist told me it's harmless and
I don't have to do anything about it. But if
I want to, I'd have to go to a plastic surgeon,
facial plastic surgeon, right to get rhydoplastic. No, no, no, no,
(01:44):
I'm not getting a nose job. Yes you are. Well,
you're getting on your news. Job on your news, on
your news. Not back there. Hey, it's a job on
my nose. When I told you, I'm worried if I
start looking at the menu of stuff like, oh, you
can also take a care.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Of well while I'm here some spots.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How much did I pay for just the tip of
my nose or could you start just bursting my entire
face because it's an amazing piece of technology that can
fix a multitude of problems, all skin tones.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What's aeroline?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Aeroline? Alais neo? Can't wait wait this but like Diane's like, oh,
we'll go in together. Well, I can't take my slot.
Although they said it would be a very short.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Point, when did you say six hundred and fifty microsecond?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So wait a minute, So do they put you your
You don't have to be out for that. I have
to be wearing special sunglasses. Well yeah, because they're going
to shoot a laser at your face. They are. You
should have the form I filled out online because I didn't. Wait,
have you met them? Like, did you have to go
in for a consultation. I had a phone conversation with
(03:06):
them yesterday. This is the office of doctor Jennifer side Hustle.
I don't orl anybody, but the the she does a
side hustle, Doctor Jennifer Parker Porter, a double board certified,
award winning facial plastic surgeon. So yeah, so I talked
(03:32):
them on the phone about my special I also sent them,
like I said, the image and the whole description. I
almost went over the character count for the field. But
one of for one of the questions that said, uh,
what procedure are you interested in? Don't they do more
than just unnoticeable?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, it's like acne scars the laser can hell piper pigment.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Go back to you say, acne scars and acne.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Scars inclammation and minimize the appearance of scarring.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But that's the laser. They also do, like real plastic
surgery like Tommy Tuks and stuff like that. Well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Primarily like facial stuff. They they I believe they do
other body stuff like the what's the breast? I don't
I'm only interested in my problems.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, but do they do?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Do they do?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But they definitely suck the buckle fat and they do
those jobs.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They do all that, so what oh butt lift? And
Christian's getting a note from Aaron. I don't know about
the full body experience. I am going in for one
thing and one thing alone. But any it said yeah,
I said what procedure are you interested in?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All my dermatologists was said lasers. So I wrote laser
question mark for my submission because I'm not familiar with
the field at all. But this is going to be
I'm told by Jessica quick. Is Jessica your quick, easy
recovery time. No, Meghan is actually going to be doing
(05:15):
the appointment on Friday, but Jessica.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Is Megan nervous about this also being her first time
do the one that you can't see anyway, they won't know.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Remember I've had facial plastic surgery before, right, No, I
forget there's now we're doing the rhino plast We already
did the face.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Lest you had something burned off. No no, no, no no,
I had cut out.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's why I have a star, and that's why we
didn't want They can work on the star. They probably could.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I mean, they'll probably recognize that it's more noticeable than
whatever's going on on your nose.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That is true, thank you, thank you. No, but this
uh for the for this it's not this? This is
I guess do they have to remove the cart which read.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You the nation than it is plastic surgery? Because it's
not plastic surgery.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're closer to a facial than an operation.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They do that too, Yeah, they do that soon. The
will they remove the cartilage from your nose? What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Somebody does that electively?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I was just reading about Look this lady up Ashley
CASSELLI c as E L l I.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What is revision rhinoplasty? Is that what you're getting?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Revision makes it seems like like like she had a
bad one and she had to go in for a redo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
It says that this woman underwent a revision rhinoplasty with
some doctor sterm in hopes of resolving her breathing issues,
like she was having a hard time breathing, but she
what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A mother of four has been left looking smashed. That's
not good and struggling to breathe after a ten thousand
dollars nose job.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, they said on hers where like she had a note.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
But now she said, it's like, like, it looks like
there's To me, it doesn't look that bad now based
on the way you're screnching your face you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Do, it looks like she's permanently like trying to suck
in her nostrils, you know when people yeah, right, yeah,
but okay, now permanently.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
But I think she's missing I think she's missing a
lot of cartilage in her nose because I didn't if
I read that right, like, that doesn't look that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
The side view is shocking how much they took off.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a bit different. The ohler spins and shoots off
my nose.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
God, I had I had a cheek, but got rid
of my buckle fat? The what is buckle fat? Isn't
that the cheek? Oh? I thought it was like the fupah, Okay,
it's not b U. C. K Eliot it's like b
U C C A L. I think, isn't that. Sometimes
they'll take it. They'll take it like your the like
(08:02):
your cheeks, your apples. Yeah, yeah, I think they'll take that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Nobody calls that a buckle.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's called buckle fat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is it really on their website?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I've heard that before. I just create, create some more
like sculpted.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Look, I get it. I might be getting it. I'm
telling you. He asked him if they could give you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Actually, he's gonna come in looking like cat lady.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Tyler Wilderstein'd you talk with your mouths.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
My producing collages.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Now he's gonna come with huge lips.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But a real type face.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What was always the joke about Wilder's theme, like she's
part in her mouth with slam shut?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What was all right?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Pe?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Not for me. My procedures very safe. No, but the
lady she's missing cartilage in her nose. They had to
take cartilage out of her ear and put it in
her nose.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh so they fixed her. Well, they tried, But I mean,
you can only do so much. I'm hoping I don't
need to go in for a second appointment for a
second treatment.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh that's possible. That's possible. So was this just a
really bad doctor that she chose the lady, I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Have no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Let's not conflate our tails.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The No, Tyler's not getting the CASSELLI. My office is
highly reviewed on Google. It is. How did you find them?
A listener? They don't work, They don't work there, but
they were just their last week. Was it the listener
that had the the milk done under her eye?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh, okay, please let's see this proper scientific terminology. Oh sorry,
chocolate candy fuck excited the Yeah, you'll probably feel like
you're a new person. I should come out looking like CASSELLI.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You're before and after might be a little bit like
down at the end of the book. If there's not
going to be a dramatic difference, all that matters is
my reflection and I and I hate this thing on
my nose right now, even though it had been there for.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Years, unnoticed, unnoticed for years. But turn dark red? Oh yeah,
and that was the problem. It wasn't dark red. It's
not dark red. It's pretty red. Tyler.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Can you point to it because I still haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's the really red spot on his nose. I'll show
you the photo I took. Oh, sorry, the photo I sent.
I took many pictures. No, no, I'm not killing that one.
Oh my god, that is an extreme close up.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I wanted to do well. Yeah, and it was a
virtual consultation. I couldn't you get closer to the camera.
I'm still not saying that's why I had to send
the picture because I didn't think FaceTime would pick it up.
It wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
What do you have to wear other than the sunglasses?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Do they have to put you in the big lead
vest like at the dentist office?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Do they strap you in? I don't think I have
to wear a vest.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's not an X right, it's a laser right.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Every time I see you, think you're doctor evil everything
to say. Do they strap you in? Why? Because they
think you'll flinch when it gets really bright. I have
on the blinders. Yeah no, but if you move, I
know I can return to the office right after the
procedure are here.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like they say that about no downtime.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, you can come back to work. I could if so.
You could do this on your lunch break. Do you
can you ask Cruis? Can you drive?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, because no that's a fair question. It is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It is because like when people get like colostomies.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, what is the colenoscopy? You're you're under anesthesia. They
got to give you this isn't what are they going
to do? Give you a little like put a little
numbing agent on your nose.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I don't even think they do that. I know they
just clean it of oils. Yeah, right, because they don't
want anything to interfere with the blast that that could
be like setting on fire with the work it does
on the cellular level. And then they go and then
you're done.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Like she couldn't have made it any clear that this
will be fast. Yeah, Like you're in and out in
like two minutes. I'm assuming maybe ten to fifteen. Just
to talk about the post operation recovery.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What did Cassellly have to do for her postop?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Let's not.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Talk about her. One of the things she had to
do was try to pull her nose out.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh my god, that poor woman.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Even though this is a woman led office, they do
have male clients.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I thought you were gonna say doctors. Well, if you
if you were to go to their website, you think
that they don't. They don't have any men that that
work there. No, that are clients. Oh no, I bet
they do. I bet they do. But they definitely have
had a male menu. There's stuff on there. But I'm
thinking about stuff that could appeal to both genders. Yeah,
(13:30):
acne scars, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Both people get those age spots,
broken blood vessels on the tips of your nose in
the mirror. I loved it all week in New Jersey.
I had so much sunscreen on you couldn't tell. And
I'm being told in here you still can't tell. No,
(13:52):
but what you should have done is just gone and
not used any sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And that way when you go to the doctor off
that they may have and like no, no, no, we
can't if your if your skin's like damn.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You got too much going on there. Yeah, that could
be the case. I will for this weekend, if all
goes well, sit on peace. I was gonna say, not
leave the house because I don't want to expose it
to any damaging UV rays.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I thought you were gonna say you don't want to
expose it and scare your people in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh my god. John Merrick moved into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I can wear masks again.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm assuming what David Bowie, you'll play you in the movie.
It will I will get a little bit darker as
it heals, and then maybe just will tiny scab that
will eventually fall off. Don't pick a scab picker. I don't.
I don't pick my body. Okay, Well, you've also never
had rhinoplasty before, and I'm not after Friday at three
(14:52):
fifteen with Mega, That's what Ashley said. No, she didn't
go to this office the line am I going to
line one? I could do that, Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You guys are overreacting to the word laser. I think
it's I've had a lot of laser procedures. I've had
like broken capillaries zapped with a laser and and things
like that. It's not a huge deal. You don't have
to wear special clothes. They put goggles on you so
that you know you don't look directly into the laser.
(15:28):
But it's like it's mostly like they're like they're snapping
a hot rubber band against the area. It's really not
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That sounds horrible.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's no, it's very quick, it's it's jarring. The first
time they zap you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, how many zapps? Wait, hold on one second, tyler,
do you know how many zaps you're going to get?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I do not think about when we have laser hair.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Not invasive, right, I'm sorry say that again.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We had Elliot and I both had like the laser
hair removal years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I didn't complete mine, so mine just looks like like
I'm like mid term chemo.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It is probably going to be quite a bit like that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh god, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I was told it was uniquely gentle, but I mean
that was years ago. They've probably I said that when we.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Were getting our under arms done and that hurt.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Like that, that may be the worst numbing on for
like an hour. I sat still hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I sat for two hours and I couldn't do it.
I never finished.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I still I got little like wisps under my arm
because I never finished.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It hurts so goddamn bad.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They probably will not even give you the numbing cream
and no scream queen.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
True, they call it you what do they call it?
I gotcha? No, you should definitely get that done.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
You truly asked for it, but it's really not a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Do you know how bad this is gonna hurt. It's
not gonna hurt at all.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, okay, that's what they said about my under arms,
and that was painful as hell. Hey, why are why
are you getting all zapped up?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've had like broken capillaries on your nose or your
cheeks that just don't you just don't like them esthetically,
So just go in and get them zapped.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Could you tell that you had them, because if you
looked at Tyler, you would have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, my husband said no, but I noticed them, and
I have to look at my reflection.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Hey was and you were able to drive home.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's like you're getting It's like you're getting a vaccine.
It's not debilitating.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh so now they're just going to track you. But
you've mentioned that, and I have done my own research
for both of those things. All right, very good. Well,
congratulations on your on your zapping.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You got to talk to you later. Yes, Jonathan wants
to know how quick is the appointment? Does Tyler have
to pay for parking? Sure? They valid it?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Did they say like you have to be there for
like like two hours before? He Now, okay, well you
would stopping.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You've done you what do you buy? These are like
you've had rest the plast but.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
These are like when you go in and get something,
you know, fixed at the dermatologist's office. It's a normal appointment.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, I've not done that. It's just a facial plastic surgeon. Right,
it's a rhinoplast. It's not anything when they say, like,
you can be talked to one, but I won't. I
won't on Friday at least when you go.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Like moving forward, when you go to a doctor's office
and they say have you ever had surgery?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Do you now have to say yes? Well, in the
past I've told you this. I have said yes, oh
because you had that system from my side of my
forehead And they said that doesn't count apparently, And then
I wrote Lazier a question mark. What if that could
get rid of that scar? Did you ask them?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, if you're there, get us, get it done.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Is my face gonna look? I can't it? Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Do you remember Rob Low in the Liberati movie That's
Gonna Be Here
Guess who's going under the knife? What not the knife?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Yeah, the knife, it's a laser.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Having said, oh, you're not having I mean I guess
I am air quote surgery.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah. Yeah, No, he's getting a nose job done. No,
yes you are. Didn't you stitch for the thing on
your nose? It is for my blood vessel on my nose.
I am getting the arrow lais neo procedure, which I've
been told during my consultation. Wait, what is it called
(00:35):
arrow lays neo? I like neo arrowlays neo. Yes, and
just like a six hundred and fifty millisecond blast of laser.
We got to fix this thing. And I told you
I can't get it done before the fourth of July.
And then came the week off. I wasn't here right,
(00:58):
so I said, first week back, I'll be there and
I am good to go for Friday afternoon. Now, how
long will you be out for so you don't go under?
I meant from work. I did ask because Jessica was
so nice at the front desk. She said that she
also she looked at my photo that I had submitted
(01:18):
online and said, where's the mark?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, she said that she whoa, whoa. I wasn't prepared
for that. Remember, my dermatologist told me it's harmless and
I don't have to do anything about it. But if
I want to, I'd have to go to a plastic surgeon,
facial plastic surgeon, right to get rhydoplastic. No, no, no, no,
(01:44):
I'm not getting a nose job. Yes you are. Well,
you're getting on your news. Job on your news, on
your news. Not back there. Hey, it's a job on
my nose. When I told you, I'm worried if I
start looking at the menu of stuff like, oh, you
can also take a care.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Of well while I'm here some spots.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How much did I pay for just the tip of
my nose or could you start just bursting my entire
face because it's an amazing piece of technology that can
fix a multitude of problems, all skin tones.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What's aeroline?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Aeroline? Alais neo? Can't wait wait this but like Diane's like, oh,
we'll go in together. Well, I can't take my slot.
Although they said it would be a very short.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Point, when did you say six hundred and fifty microsecond?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So wait a minute, So do they put you your
You don't have to be out for that. I have
to be wearing special sunglasses. Well yeah, because they're going
to shoot a laser at your face. They are. You
should have the form I filled out online because I didn't. Wait,
have you met them? Like, did you have to go
in for a consultation. I had a phone conversation with
(03:06):
them yesterday. This is the office of doctor Jennifer side Hustle.
I don't orl anybody, but the the she does a
side hustle, Doctor Jennifer Parker Porter, a double board certified,
award winning facial plastic surgeon. So yeah, so I talked
(03:32):
them on the phone about my special I also sent them,
like I said, the image and the whole description. I
almost went over the character count for the field. But
one of for one of the questions that said, uh,
what procedure are you interested in? Don't they do more
than just unnoticeable?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, it's like acne scars the laser can hell piper pigment.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Go back to you say, acne scars and acne.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Scars inclammation and minimize the appearance of scarring.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But that's the laser. They also do, like real plastic
surgery like Tommy Tuks and stuff like that. Well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Primarily like facial stuff. They they I believe they do
other body stuff like the what's the breast? I don't
I'm only interested in my problems.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, but do they do?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Do they do?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But they definitely suck the buckle fat and they do
those jobs.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They do all that, so what oh butt lift? And
Christian's getting a note from Aaron. I don't know about
the full body experience. I am going in for one
thing and one thing alone. But any it said yeah,
I said what procedure are you interested in?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All my dermatologists was said lasers. So I wrote laser
question mark for my submission because I'm not familiar with
the field at all. But this is going to be
I'm told by Jessica quick. Is Jessica your quick, easy
recovery time. No, Meghan is actually going to be doing
(05:15):
the appointment on Friday, but Jessica.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Is Megan nervous about this also being her first time
do the one that you can't see anyway, they won't know.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Remember I've had facial plastic surgery before, right, No, I
forget there's now we're doing the rhino plast We already
did the face.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Lest you had something burned off. No no, no, no no,
I had cut out.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's why I have a star, and that's why we
didn't want They can work on the star. They probably could.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I mean, they'll probably recognize that it's more noticeable than
whatever's going on on your nose.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That is true, thank you, thank you. No, but this
uh for the for this it's not this? This is
I guess do they have to remove the cart which read.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You the nation than it is plastic surgery? Because it's
not plastic surgery.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're closer to a facial than an operation.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They do that too, Yeah, they do that soon. The
will they remove the cartilage from your nose? What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Somebody does that electively?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I was just reading about Look this lady up Ashley
CASSELLI c as E L l I.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What is revision rhinoplasty? Is that what you're getting?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Revision makes it seems like like like she had a
bad one and she had to go in for a redo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
It says that this woman underwent a revision rhinoplasty with
some doctor sterm in hopes of resolving her breathing issues,
like she was having a hard time breathing, but she
what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A mother of four has been left looking smashed. That's
not good and struggling to breathe after a ten thousand
dollars nose job.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, they said on hers where like she had a note.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
But now she said, it's like, like, it looks like
there's To me, it doesn't look that bad now based
on the way you're screnching your face you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Do, it looks like she's permanently like trying to suck
in her nostrils, you know when people yeah, right, yeah,
but okay, now permanently.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
But I think she's missing I think she's missing a
lot of cartilage in her nose because I didn't if
I read that right, like, that doesn't look that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
The side view is shocking how much they took off.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a bit different. The ohler spins and shoots off
my nose.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
God, I had I had a cheek, but got rid
of my buckle fat? The what is buckle fat? Isn't
that the cheek? Oh? I thought it was like the fupah, Okay,
it's not b U. C. K Eliot it's like b
U C C A L. I think, isn't that. Sometimes
they'll take it. They'll take it like your the like
(08:02):
your cheeks, your apples. Yeah, yeah, I think they'll take that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Nobody calls that a buckle.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's called buckle fat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is it really on their website?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I've heard that before. I just create, create some more
like sculpted.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Look, I get it. I might be getting it. I'm
telling you. He asked him if they could give you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Actually, he's gonna come in looking like cat lady.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Tyler Wilderstein'd you talk with your mouths.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
My producing collages.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Now he's gonna come with huge lips.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But a real type face.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What was always the joke about Wilder's theme, like she's
part in her mouth with slam shut?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What was all right?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Pe?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Not for me. My procedures very safe. No, but the
lady she's missing cartilage in her nose. They had to
take cartilage out of her ear and put it in
her nose.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh so they fixed her. Well, they tried, But I mean,
you can only do so much. I'm hoping I don't
need to go in for a second appointment for a
second treatment.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh that's possible. That's possible. So was this just a
really bad doctor that she chose the lady, I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Have no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Let's not conflate our tails.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The No, Tyler's not getting the CASSELLI. My office is
highly reviewed on Google. It is. How did you find them?
A listener? They don't work, They don't work there, but
they were just their last week. Was it the listener
that had the the milk done under her eye?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh, okay, please let's see this proper scientific terminology. Oh sorry,
chocolate candy fuck excited the Yeah, you'll probably feel like
you're a new person. I should come out looking like CASSELLI.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You're before and after might be a little bit like
down at the end of the book. If there's not
going to be a dramatic difference, all that matters is
my reflection and I and I hate this thing on
my nose right now, even though it had been there for.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Years, unnoticed, unnoticed for years. But turn dark red? Oh yeah,
and that was the problem. It wasn't dark red. It's
not dark red. It's pretty red. Tyler.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Can you point to it because I still haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's the really red spot on his nose. I'll show
you the photo I took. Oh, sorry, the photo I sent.
I took many pictures. No, no, I'm not killing that one.
Oh my god, that is an extreme close up.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I wanted to do well. Yeah, and it was a
virtual consultation. I couldn't you get closer to the camera.
I'm still not saying that's why I had to send
the picture because I didn't think FaceTime would pick it up.
It wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
What do you have to wear other than the sunglasses?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Do they have to put you in the big lead
vest like at the dentist office?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Do they strap you in? I don't think I have
to wear a vest.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's not an X right, it's a laser right.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Every time I see you, think you're doctor evil everything
to say. Do they strap you in? Why? Because they
think you'll flinch when it gets really bright. I have
on the blinders. Yeah no, but if you move, I
know I can return to the office right after the
procedure are here.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like they say that about no downtime.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, you can come back to work. I could if so.
You could do this on your lunch break. Do you
can you ask Cruis? Can you drive?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, because no that's a fair question. It is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It is because like when people get like colostomies.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, what is the colenoscopy? You're you're under anesthesia. They
got to give you this isn't what are they going
to do? Give you a little like put a little
numbing agent on your nose.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I don't even think they do that. I know they
just clean it of oils. Yeah, right, because they don't
want anything to interfere with the blast that that could
be like setting on fire with the work it does
on the cellular level. And then they go and then
you're done.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Like she couldn't have made it any clear that this
will be fast. Yeah, Like you're in and out in
like two minutes. I'm assuming maybe ten to fifteen. Just
to talk about the post operation recovery.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What did Cassellly have to do for her postop?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Let's not.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Talk about her. One of the things she had to
do was try to pull her nose out.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh my god, that poor woman.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Even though this is a woman led office, they do
have male clients.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I thought you were gonna say doctors. Well, if you
if you were to go to their website, you think
that they don't. They don't have any men that that
work there. No, that are clients. Oh no, I bet
they do. I bet they do. But they definitely have
had a male menu. There's stuff on there. But I'm
thinking about stuff that could appeal to both genders. Yeah,
(13:30):
acne scars, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Both people get those age spots,
broken blood vessels on the tips of your nose in
the mirror. I loved it all week in New Jersey.
I had so much sunscreen on you couldn't tell. And
I'm being told in here you still can't tell. No,
(13:52):
but what you should have done is just gone and
not used any sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And that way when you go to the doctor off
that they may have and like no, no, no, we
can't if your if your skin's like damn.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You got too much going on there. Yeah, that could
be the case. I will for this weekend, if all
goes well, sit on peace. I was gonna say, not
leave the house because I don't want to expose it
to any damaging UV rays.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I thought you were gonna say you don't want to
expose it and scare your people in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh my god. John Merrick moved into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I can wear masks again.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm assuming what David Bowie, you'll play you in the movie.
It will I will get a little bit darker as
it heals, and then maybe just will tiny scab that
will eventually fall off. Don't pick a scab picker. I don't.
I don't pick my body. Okay, Well, you've also never
had rhinoplasty before, and I'm not after Friday at three
(14:52):
fifteen with Mega, That's what Ashley said. No, she didn't
go to this office the line am I going to
line one? I could do that, Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You guys are overreacting to the word laser. I think
it's I've had a lot of laser procedures. I've had
like broken capillaries zapped with a laser and and things
like that. It's not a huge deal. You don't have
to wear special clothes. They put goggles on you so
that you know you don't look directly into the laser.
(15:28):
But it's like it's mostly like they're like they're snapping
a hot rubber band against the area. It's really not
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That sounds horrible.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's no, it's very quick, it's it's jarring. The first
time they zap you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, how many zapps? Wait, hold on one second, tyler,
do you know how many zaps you're going to get?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I do not think about when we have laser hair.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Not invasive, right, I'm sorry say that again.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We had Elliot and I both had like the laser
hair removal years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I didn't complete mine, so mine just looks like like
I'm like mid term chemo.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It is probably going to be quite a bit like that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh god, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I was told it was uniquely gentle, but I mean
that was years ago. They've probably I said that when we.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Were getting our under arms done and that hurt.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Like that, that may be the worst numbing on for
like an hour. I sat still hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I sat for two hours and I couldn't do it.
I never finished.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I still I got little like wisps under my arm
because I never finished.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It hurts so goddamn bad.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They probably will not even give you the numbing cream
and no scream queen.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
True, they call it you what do they call it?
I gotcha? No, you should definitely get that done.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
You truly asked for it, but it's really not a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Do you know how bad this is gonna hurt. It's
not gonna hurt at all.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, okay, that's what they said about my under arms,
and that was painful as hell. Hey, why are why
are you getting all zapped up?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've had like broken capillaries on your nose or your
cheeks that just don't you just don't like them esthetically,
So just go in and get them zapped.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Could you tell that you had them, because if you
looked at Tyler, you would have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, my husband said no, but I noticed them, and
I have to look at my reflection.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Hey was and you were able to drive home.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's like you're getting It's like you're getting a vaccine.
It's not debilitating.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh so now they're just going to track you. But
you've mentioned that, and I have done my own research
for both of those things. All right, very good. Well,
congratulations on your on your zapping.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You got to talk to you later. Yes, Jonathan wants
to know how quick is the appointment? Does Tyler have
to pay for parking? Sure? They valid it?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Did they say like you have to be there for
like like two hours before? He Now, okay, well you
would stopping.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You've done you what do you buy? These are like
you've had rest the plast but.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
These are like when you go in and get something,
you know, fixed at the dermatologist's office. It's a normal appointment.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, I've not done that. It's just a facial plastic surgeon. Right,
it's a rhinoplast. It's not anything when they say, like,
you can be talked to one, but I won't. I
won't on Friday at least when you go.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Like moving forward, when you go to a doctor's office
and they say have you ever had surgery?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Do you now have to say yes? Well, in the
past I've told you this. I have said yes, oh
because you had that system from my side of my
forehead And they said that doesn't count apparently, And then
I wrote Lazier a question mark. What if that could
get rid of that scar? Did you ask them?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, if you're there, get us, get it done.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Is my face gonna look? I can't it? Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Do you remember Rob Low in the Liberati movie That's
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