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Hold on, hold on, holdon. In my fantasy, it's just
Diane. So wait a minute.Kristen came flying into the studio the email
for the holiday party, the iHeartHoliday Party. I'm assuming it's for DC,
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Yes, the cluster, Yes,And Kristin is trying to tell me
that it is. She's on theShe got an invite. I got an
invite and that's all. So holdon. This came yesterday, yesterday or
the day before. Well, whatdoes it say on your happy birthday to
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those born in the month? Isee happy work anniversaries for the month right,
which, by the way, theyalways get mine wrong. I'm not
complaining about it, like I don'tcare, but the but continue, Wait,
so did you not get the holidayparty? Okay, so then we
were voting for costumes. I didthat and take it submission. Oh here,
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no, I got it. Igot it Diane for the RSVP iHeart
Holiday Party in November, like intwo weeks. Yeah, right here?
Please RSVP? Here, where isyour name on this email? Did they
BCC him? That's how I preferit. Now that came in when this
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was yesterday right afternoon? From Iknow this was Tuesday, right afternoon.
Is that from Sydney Gulkin. Yes, but I'm sure Diane got its.
She was just caught up in allthe halloweens. I don't know. Maybe
I didn't. Isn't this what happenedlast year? Broach? No, he
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omitted me outright, Diane. No, there's one hundred and nine invites names
right, And also because I wasgoing to send it to Diane, but
I'm on to see if she's going, I'm unable. It says only the
creator can forward this invitation in anentire station, not get the Yeah it
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didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean that was for good
reason. No, because they justsaid we're going to go like in order
of like listeners, and they werelike, you have nothing, so can't
do it. So Diane, you'vehad time. I had. We bought
you time to find I did.For a second. Can I defend Sidney
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for a second? She said,I got the list from Roach. I
did see the list with Roach whenI was going through and deleting emails yesterday.
Oh, here we go. Idid delete the ones that were like
the bird phase, the anniversaries.Maybe I I don't know. Unless I'm
not on a subject line, I'mnot going, so it doesn't matter when
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is it? When is it?It's a weekday, it's the sixteenth,
from twelve to three. I'm going, do you okay? Okay, I'm
going Why wouldn't I go? Thepeople I voted for on it for the
costume contest are probably going, maybeit's maybe it's under her real name.
Well, I looked up. It'sall alphabetical. Yeah, did you look
up her? You know her givenname? Hughes. Isn't it? Isn't
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it Diane Smith? There's other Diane. She doesn't have any we weren't given
any. She is on here.That's Diane Smith. Yeah that's not you.
Yeah, no, I like DianeSmith. I do too. She's
alway sweet from day one to me. Absolutely, there's no Hughes in the
HS. Oh, this's Josh.I see Josh on the list. Really,
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I wish I could tell you thefirst name of the AH. Let
me show you the first age name. Huh do you see it of the
h is? Yeah? KT,Yeah, what about it? Isn't that
the first one? So park timersget invited, Diane, somebody who's been
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in this goddamn building for thirty yearsdoesn't get invited who's Jeff hand One?
Isn't that Brad's brother? I don'tknow Liz Handler? Bianca Hood I didn't
able to know Beianca had a lastname. Matt Howell. Look under s
Aaron Hyland, He's going, don'tcall this list s No, kt You
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don't know who kt U is?Yeah, she used to she used to
hook up with a work here fulltime? You got it? No,
but she did. She's worked herefull time. You got it? The
terrible used to have work here fulltime? What am I looking under?
In the s's here? But thisis sort of what we dealt with last
October. Who is Jamie Segoskin?I've never even heard of that name?
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Oh, Michael Sower? Brenda?Yeah? What was told or requested of
you? Diane Taylor? Say it'sin the show intro every morning you were
challenged to make a list of yourtrue and if you were and if I
had to pick three hundred and somepeople, would I have a difficult time.
He should be on there, Ishould be right after Stinnet. Is
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anyone though, if you go throughlike is Jones on? There is anyone
glaringly missing as well? Would I'llspeak on behalf of Sydney. No one
noticed Diane wasn't on the list.Michael Jones, he is there. Oh
yeah, he's right there. Andthe Poogie's on there. Danny's Piggy Todd
is under no one knows what hedoes. Jen's on there, Jen goes
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under no hair on her butthole.Kristen has this list memorized. Yeah,
she's saying that, and you haveher fight now. Cruise is on there,
but I don't know do I lookunder his last name or his wife's
last name? Is it next toCraig? All right? Now, it's
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a bit. I don't get invitedto anything anymore. So you think it's
it's not that no one cares toinvite you. It's just it's aga to
keep the bit. It's a bit. No, they don't care to invite
me. But in their defense,I'm not going anyway. What she says
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grapes yeah, because then it makesit sound like honest true, because we
have fun together, and I soundlike a liar when I tell everyone out
at events and weddings how much weenjoy to their's company. If the three
of us are going to be somewhere, we have to come back after this
party and say it just wasn't asfun with that, Diane, because did
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you say that after Roach's party?No? No, we had fun.
Our table had fun. I heardgot all that you got. We all
got extra food. Yeah, no, Voltaggio hooked it up. So I'm
just saying we want you to bethere. We'll be there too. The
company just doesn't. Are you surenow that you have your phone back?
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Everyone's on here, Christen, Yeah, Lisa Berrigan is on here. Jenny
Chase got invited this year, Colin. Who's this? Is Caruso on there?
Hubert Whobert? Hubert? So didyou ask Tyler Caruso? Is Michael
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Caruso? That's a C A RM. Yep, there is. Maybe
I can plus one with who youcan't plus one without any invite. I'm
sorry, ma'am, you're not allowedwhere you just stand outside and just like
look through the window. Where isit? Uh? The tower clock?
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Would I say? Clydes so thelodge up the street. Don't give all
the information out the uh yeah,but we'll just record her barred early and
just leave. What is the no? No, no? What party was
that that we did at Clyde's.I just see you referenced it. That
was probably like twenty years ago.But who there was? Somebody was supposed
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to speak and they weren't there.So like Bennett's spoke, then it definitely
spoke. See now Glen Hollis wasthere? Who's going away? Was it?
The wasn't going away? I haveno idea. Oh, Diane might
be right. Oh no, thisis where you got yourself blacklisted because somebody,
somebody was supposed to see. Idefinitely went to that. Somebody was
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supposed to speak and they weren't there. So Bennett was like, oh,
well, I'll step in, butI don't remember who it was? Was
it for Glenn? For I?I would not have gone to a going
away party for Glenn Hollis, buteverybody was there. Yeah, it doesn't
matter. It was like who okay, But if they were like we're having
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a going away party for Glenn Hollis, I would have been like, I
am not stepping foot in for that. There's zero chance I would have gone
to a going away party for GlennHollis. So what was it? And
as a follow don't you him adedication from me? Kiss me? Kiss
it? So Diane, question foryou O'Brien who was it for? And
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a question for Colin? Why haven'tyou texted me yet? You have my
new number? This is where youcome in, handy. But is it
was it? Was it Mark O'Brien'sgoing away? No, because Bennett would
have spoken at that. I doremember him talking, yes, and he
wasn't supposed to. I don't thetext him. Ask him, do you
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think he's gonna remember that? Iwouldn't doubt it. Even the new guy
got added. I don't even knowwho that is. Oh, nobody knows.
I have to dial nine one,the new guy, the midday guy
on one on one yesterday. Yeah, he's actually on your tabe. Okay,
you can't talk over the dial,clown. We try to hide the
number. I don't care if peoplehave it. You know what I realized
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is sad I know his number offthe top of my head. It's pretty
good. Hi, you've reached bennett'zeer, says Claire Channel. Oh my
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god, answered the phone and heisn't a meeting. I told him I
don't never want to talk about thatstuff. You wonder why he doesn't answer
the phone right there? He stillhas that that is zero. Hello,
I'm stepping in the talk. Idon't know why you wouldn't have been invited,
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but so far it appears as thoughyou're the only one. All right,
Ivan, I know people thought thisa year plus ago, but because
Diane was not invited, we stilldon't have to not go. Yeah,
you didn't show solidarity last year.That was so different. This is a
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party you weren't friends with him.I'm telling you there's a list that just
forgot to be added. And whoelse is on? Who? Bob Choir?
Awesome? The prom girls? Right? Oh? They Oh, that's
Hail Jane. In case I havesomebody else who fills in from time to
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time, who's also on here?Is on the list is Carlos or Aba
the Shae getto Shake. So Itold you thirty years in a building don't
mean Dick Now. I know he'sgonna be doing some big report on the
Good Feed Store and won't be ableto make man. I hope he's not
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in Turkey for this. That'd bea shame. Or Aruba whoever else has
money. Oh you know what,we had a great introduction a couple of
weeks ago in the kitchen, soI'd liked. Honestly, I have more
to catch up him on than Diana. I see Diane every day and this
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is during the day. I'll haveseen Diane this day, but there's a
decent chance you'll see kid that daytoo. Yeah. No, good,
No, No, I met inthe morning. Oh yeah, I mean,
but I might not talk to him. Oh yeah, no, that's
fair. I gotta check with ABCmake sure he's not troubling. Hey,
is it is? Buttholes on thereright? Yeah? Yeah. Will you
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see she's right when you see ifshe's outside the door? Yeah she is?
Yeah, Hey Jan Yeah. WouldJenn have been involved? I know
Sydney did it? Oh? HiJen, Good morning. Mike's aron the
Did you have anything to do withthe organizing of the iHeart? No no,
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not Halloween Christmas party? No.Oh, because Diane's the only person
not invited, are you really?Yeah? Not even shot. Well there's
four hundred people invited. You didn'tget the calendar invite. There's a calendar
invite. Let me because you know, you know, I delete everything that's
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Diane Holiday party. You know whodoesn't iHeart. You think that we're so
clever in this building to like,actually, no, no, I know
you're not that. I know,not that like, we're just not that
good at our job. The no, no, no, But that's why
I didn't think it was you.But I didn't know if they were,
like, hey, Jen, doublecheck our work. I'm gonna go check
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right now. No do don't,don't, don't, don't. I want
you to come. I don't searchit by my name. Even kidd O'Shea
got an invite and he's not evena full time employee. Nobody's kidd o'sha
okay. And in Iceland, Ineed to because we went line by line
on them on the list. Serveto make sure that everybody who like you
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missed you missed the s's or theh is one of the two. No,
they got the ages because I sawTessa Hall, she's on the list.
I'm gonna go correct that right now. No, no, no,
don't do it on our behalf.Honestly, I want you there. So
do you remember what party it was? You weren't even working here. But
why did Bennett get up on thetable at Tower Oaks Lodge where the party
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is and give a speech? Youdon't know. I think that was my
sabbatical. All that was between myfirst and second tour here. Long before
that all right, very good,Thank you, Jim, thank you.
Bennett should be available now, didhe text? I can't say the same
about he may be in Columbia.I thought he said he would be.
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I gotta note that's said. Tryhim again. Oh, well, tell
him to answer Bennett. No,No, that's a large land mammal.
Then I gotta move on. Ican't belly ache on Diane's part. I
gotta go out and get an outfitfor the party. Maybe Bennett is also
in Jordan. Wait, I haveto do nine to one because this party
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was forever ago. Oh that's agood ring. This would have been back
like this party was back during thedays where Bennett answered the spineless Hello,
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Okay, he's not there. Okay, don't wife there. All right,
I gotta move on. I gottamove on. Well, I'm sorry,
Diane, once again, you didn'tmake it all right,