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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is there a song that exists that when you hear
it and nothing else is going on other than just
hearing the song? But is there a song that when
you hear it you get a boner?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, cannot think of that any.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ah to day?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
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Speaker 4 (00:35):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
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(00:57):
on Thursday. Although it seems like everybody and their mother
is all he been to it, Diane, let me turn
my attention to you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Can you tell me for Scott? And again, I'm not
saying that.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
He hears a song while you're getting handsy with his groin.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm just saying there's nothing going on. He hears the
song and you could see.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A little lumpy in that pant.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I can't think of one.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, so the answer may be no, but you don't know,
so the answer may be yes.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So a song that comes on and he's all ten,
they don't.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I couldn't think of which what it would be?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, no again again, I'm not asking you to
get it happened. Which song would arouse him? I'm asking
which song does this not?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Like if you hear if you hear a song he
could start to get turned on by I'm not talking
about any of that. He hears the song, he gets
bonered up.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, you don't think so, but I'm gonna leave it
out there as a possibility.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So would this be tied to a previous run in
with the song in a moment that would lend itself
to arousal?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Could it be like a well you mentioned actual intimate acts, right,
and we've talked in the past, like you you have
a song that you lost your virginity to.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, I started with Cats in the Cradle, but I
climax during taxi.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Actually that's not true.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A climax during taxi I was hoping to make it
to Cats in the Cradle, right, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I got her thigh pregnant?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Facts matter? Or is it like a really sexy or
is it just the song? Or are you talking about
is it like the beat of the song, no vibration?
Like for example, you could play Taxi by Harry Chapin
and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get a boner.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do you want to test the dione?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sure? Come here? No, give me your lap, No, no,
just rest your hand here.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Now you may feel my heart beat a little bit,
but it's not gonna be from el woodow No, Christian,
will you do me a favor? Will you find me
anybody that will that will fest to it. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about at all.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But can it be any of those reasons?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Specifically there is a reason.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh okay, yes, but if anybody can say, oh, every
time I hear and again, I'm not I don't need
you to be like, what was that Diana Ross song
where she orgasms in whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Love to love you? No, like that's a sexy song.
That's a sexy song. So that wouldn't get But that
does give me a boner when I hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I'm not saying the song is sexy, therefore you
get aroused by it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It could be any song. It could be. It could
be Baby Shark. Okay, okay, I was jeous.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Nobody's going to have the opposite effect.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
You think that would make Scott go from from erect.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
To flaccid if I had to guess.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Not if you were busy doing something.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
No, but just people hate that song.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So okay, But you're saying if he was aroused and
you turned on Baby Shark, he would go wet noodle.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
But you guys are super bored at that kid's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Kristin, If there is somebody who will admit it, please
eight six six to Elliott eight six six two three
five five four six eight because.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I told you in the past, like one of my
first memories of an erection was Billie Idol's Cradle of
Love video. Oh yes, And so to me that song
is just hot because I'm thinking of the video now.
It's not going to arouse me at forty three years
of age. But if you put that song on now,
(05:10):
it doesn't get you all.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can I say this word?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Are you serious? It's just so much easier to say
than saying boner.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Same rules have applied for years.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, well, new commissioner, so but yes, that's not the
same thing of like, oh, I one time watched blank
and it gave me a boner.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But I'm trying to remember if outside of the video
back in the day, if I heard that song, if
there was some arousal present.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't remember. Try it, but would that even you
really haven't answered the question if that actually counts or not.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
If you get a boner from just hearing the song,
it counts.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Not from their being any activity, not like that song
comes on, Like every time that song comes on, Jackie
comes over and rubs my wiener, like that's not what
I'm talking about, Or like there's a dancer on stage
and it's a hypnotized player, like that doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
We've established that there can be no stimulus.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Than the song. That's a great way to phrase it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
But there could be some history with the song, he said,
And this is every single time.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So I was reading about a woman who was concerned
because every time her I think it's fiance maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Heard a song, he.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Would get a big old boner and she was like,
I don't know. I don't know what this is. Do
I confront him? Now, let me give you the bad
news first. Yeah, she never says the song. Oh, come on,
she never says this song. No, she never says the song.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So it's a blind item within a blind item.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, yeah, she never says the song, which does suck,
like I'm dying to know what the song is.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But again, it doesn't mean the song is sexy.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So in the past doctors have tested this using the
Pavlov theory Pavlov's dog right. A lot of people will
tell you if they go to a bar and drink,
they want to smoke. But that's the only time why,
because they equate equite. They equate equate going to a
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bar and drinking and then having cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's Pavlovian. Nobody's forcing them to smoke.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Nobody's telling there's not a sign that says it's time
to smoke, but they equate when I drink, I smoke.
So they tried this by testing the Pavlov theory with boners.
And what they did is they took an innocuous picture
and it was a jar full of pennies, so they
would show a bunch of guys a jar full of pennies.
(08:03):
But then right after that they would see pictures of
very beautiful women in sexy positions. Right, so they would
see them and depending on what gets each guy going,
but they showed him a bunch, so jar.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Full of pennies. Next slide is.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Boobs out, Next slide is spread eagle, next sides is
let me see that booty. Like so it was a
bunch of naked pictures. But it all started with a
jar of pennies, and every one of those guys over time,
the second the screen of the pennies came up, so
did their penis because they knew what comes after the
(08:42):
jar of pennies.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Boobs, bagoon, booty, all of it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, then they started showing no, then they started showing
them like clips and stuff like that. Clips clips, yeah,
like oral actual intercourse dog ye.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Anyway, they started showing them all this stuff so they
knew hear the pennies, and they said the second the
pennies hit the screen. After time, the second those pennies
hit the screen, banging, buying, buying, buying, buying.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And that was their hypothesis. They believe that would happen.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, based on that's how they test the Pavlov theory
on boners. So this, this expert says, it is very
conceivable that that song plays some kind of historic moment,
(09:39):
that maybe it was like a popular song at the time,
and that every time that guy's girlfriend came over or whatever,
that song would start on the on a tape or
a record, whatever it is, that that song would go.
And every time that, like they'd be hanging out, they'd
be doing whatever. Then they'd put some music on because
they knew that they were gonna hook and so that
(10:01):
song starts whatever song it is, baby Shark, and the
next thing you know, I'm getting a little bit of that.
I'm getting a little bit of that, and then I'm
in here. So in their mind, that song triggers everything
that comes after it. So but so later in life,
that song means one thing, right, get that blood to
(10:22):
the tip.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh my goodness, so is this and now it's an
all kind of mating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's Padlovs Boner.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So the girlfriend who maybe theorized this herself, it's no, like, no,
she was she nervous there was a connection to a
former flame.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She said, no, she just said the only thing I
can think of is that this has some kind of
history and she doesn't love it. Yeah no, but also
we don't know. So I'm saying that's how they tested Padlovs.
What if it was simply I listened to I have
my porn playlist, and I only watch porn while I
listened to these these songs.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And that first song is is right, chicken Fried.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So that's my porn playlist, So I know when Chicken
Fried starts, I'm getting ready to I'm on porn Hub
and I'm not finishing until I'm done masturbaby. So chicken
fried means rush the blood. So I could hear chicken fried.
I don't, but for me, but when I hear chicken Fried,
(11:24):
it would give you any direction.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It's interesting to see that the offhanded examples that you're
bringing up are very specific, like songs that well, for
most people would be like no, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But that's what I'm But I'm doing that to try
to make a point. It doesn't have to be.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Love to love you baby, or hot for teacher, or
something that is sexy or what was yours the Cradle
of love.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Which is sexy?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah no, no, I'm saying it doesn't have to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
It could be completely innoculous sexy innocuous.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes, but it's it's what it's what that led to.
It's what that led to. It could be Father of Mine,
which would be a very awkward song for it to
the I hate Everclear, but I'm just saying it could
have nothing to do with sex. But I know right
after Everclear is when my porn starts, and that gets
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me all chubbed up.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I can't believe this woman didn't say what song it was.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, everybody's mad at her. Everybody's mad at her.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
She's embarrassed by it for her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Don't don't be. And that's what I'm telling guys, don't be.
Don't be.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But you have now you did answer my initial question.
I wonder too if it could just be like an
incredibly base heavy song and the vibration is causing it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You've ruled not sitting on the speaker, but you've ruled
that out.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I mean, maybe that does turn you on, I
mean for something completely different, but then you would have
to go sit on the.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Speak But there are some people who like have that
song in their car. Are that like that, like really,
oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, or that's that they my dildonic's keep beat bo
bo bo bo bo.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Maybe, but you're using a stimulus. I'm just talking about
hearing the song. Yeah, mhm, song starts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Ah ten hot. Where am I going? Christen Line four?
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Hey Zach, do you.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Have a song that gives you a boner?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Not a full on twenty one gun salute, but it
will definitely make it wiggle?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Call on Me? I have no idea who the artist is.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Blondie call on Me, whistles Baby.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But it's like the hip hop one or they like
remix it where it's like they're in the gym and
the the instructors that they're doing aerobics and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Now did the video is the did the video used
to get you?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And again, I'm glad that you said that it's not
full on but it'll wiggle? Is they did say when
they when they tested the Pennies theory, they tested whether
not so much it was full on, but they were
even able to tell in some of the lesser candidates
that the circumference grew.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's talking about Eric Prides.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Are you talking about it?
Speaker 8 (14:24):
I don't have no idea who the artist is.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
They always played it in like Ticky Rice and DC.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
There you go, Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold
so you can hear it and then let me know
if you're if you start to wiggle, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
God, damn that video time.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
I get it?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh my god, where did that ass? Hold on? We're
pro boy? Hey? Is that it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I want from a light with folds cam.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Excellent work, great video, Thank you, sir. There you go.
Nothing wrong with that. But again, now the video is
the video.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But just hearing the song, he's got a little circumference growth, right, Yeah,
just getting a little bit and get a little thick.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Hiy in the morning, good morning? Yes, is there a
song that gets a little vainy?
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Not every time, but I do believe in the past
it has happened to Blondie.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I touched myself.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, wasn't that the the vinyls? Yes, well Blondie did.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
A uh she did it too, I believe.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, I'll have to double check that I'm only familiar with.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
When I think about you, I touch myself. Yeah, that
should get you going about the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Get you going a little bit, don't so.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
The so if you hear that song, you start to
get a little bonered up.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Like I said, not every time, but I do believe
I have in the past.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Here you go, no problems with that. I'm happy to
have that falls in your sexuals.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But if you, if you, if you, if you go
back to most I was trying to use a knocka
with songs. But if you go back to when this
would happen, maybe if it is because of a playlist
that you have on when you watch porn, it's probably
got some kind of sexual tie in.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It probably is something.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
If it's a song that you have on while you're
starting to hook up when you were like a teenager
in college, it probably does have some kind of sexiness
to it. But that one explicitly, that one does get
them going, yeah, right on, I touched myself.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's the name of the song.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, no, but a great song, great song, love the
the vinyls wind five Hi Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Hey yeah, Hi, Yes, it's.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Robert and Richmond.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You got a song that gives you would.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh my god, Chalice bossy.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh really.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
It changed the complete trajectory of like what I was
attracted to as a kid.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And so now you you hear that song, but it
takes you back to getting aroused.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Well yeah, I mean if that song comes on, I'll
hump a couch. The video is insane, but just the
song even just like the first like little like segment
of like it coming on, Hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
What se Let me play a brief hold. Let me
put you on a brief hold. Here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Hey, Yeah, you don't have to love me.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's the sound of a zipper, but you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Will respect me, you know what, because I'm a bull.
How's your penis?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well?
Speaker 8 (18:09):
My face and I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey, right on, brother, I appreciate it, Thank you, sir.
That's the that's the honesty that I'm looking for. That's
the honesty I want. Line six, Hi, Yelly of the morning?
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Hi? Is there a song that gets you going?
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So mine kind of goes along the lines of playlist
I used to play back in the day when I
was eating around town.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I would say, it's a little Wayne, I'm single.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But now when you say a playlist, like when were
you like was that when you like a playlist? But
like you were going out looking to hook up or something.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
It was more like.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
During the act of hooking up.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
I would be playing background music and there you go,
one of the key ones.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Right, and so now you hear that song even if
nothing else is going on, and you get a little
you get a little chubby chubby.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh yeah, that's thoughts and the memories.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'll come back, yep, yeah, it comes.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Good for you, Good for you, all right, dude, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Thank you, my friend, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I don't have that one.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's okay, line here we go, Hi, Elli enad the morning,
good morning class.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yes, sir, I have a favorite song that always does
it for me.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It was come on, Eileen.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And now let me ask you this based on now,
if I remember correctly, weren't there a couple of hot
chicks in the video who.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Were wearing no, no, no, who were wearing overalls?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And is that why? Or did that good? Did that
song go hand in hand with something? They both? So?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Did you masturbate a lots of that song?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
No, not really, but you hear that song and it's
go time. Absolutely right on.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I was just thinking of the opening final the Diane No.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
But that video was hot that video was hot. Hold
on that we have to have Yeah, all right, let
me please shout a brief hold let's see if it works.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
When it hits that slow build to lag la lo la.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
How you doing down there?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
You know, I gotta go to work.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I can't be listening to that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I gotcha, I got you, all right, my friend. I
appreciate it. Thank you, sir, thank you. Can I ask
a question?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yes, so we've established that would would Pavlov's dog work
the same for women?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
We've had some use of the term lady boner.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
The hello, the yeah, but why would it why? Because
I I was just thinking about that. Why would it
be any different? Is there a song that gives you
a lady boner?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Not that I can think of it. It wasn't con.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
This one is from Instagram, Diane. You have to let
us know if if this could potentially do the trick
it is.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I guess it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We've gotten a lot. I don't remember, male or female,
but this is uh by a little feet.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Definitely a lady, not this lady.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That morn section doesn't get you going.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I can't believe there's somebody in a car right now
going to gramm.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
I naked, Grandma, make it grandma naked.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Let me grab line seven. Hi, Yelli in the morning?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Is it me?
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes, ma'am. You get a lady boner from a song?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I absolutely do?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And now before you tell me the song, well, tell
me the song, tell me the song.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Well, okay, there's a couple. So I just love the
Death Tones. Okay, there's two songs, Beauty School and Prince,
and they are just I don't know, but they're awesome.
And when I was young, because I'm old now, but
when I was young, I used to masturbate to it.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So now whenever you hear that song, it kind of
it brings you back to ye.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Absolutely absolutely, and.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I just went, Yeah, I just went and seen them.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
In DC.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
When they were here. There's a fair question. I don't
know if they played. Did they play Beauty School or
they did?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
No, they didn't play Beauty School. They didn't play Beauty School.
But I'm pretty sure they played Trinds because I know
that I got a throb, you know, I mean, I'm
not even good front I can you know what they'll
be in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Are you going September? Are you going?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm gonna try, I try.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Good for you, good for you? All right, very good, very.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Good, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm going to be in the audience right on. No,
but that's great. No, No, but I think this is
all a very positive thing.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
She knew exactly what you were looking for.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yes, Hi, elliot in the morning. Hi oh, here come
all the lady boners.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yes, I hate to admit it, but Dave Matthews, I.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Don't know why.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, because people don't know what they can and can't say,
So that's fine.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
The does it does it link to something? Does it?
Does it link to a past?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I mean it was before I was sexually active. It
was kind of the first feeling of throbbing hearing that song,
and I was like, what is happening? And then it
just always has done that for me, like it just
puts me in the mood. And then once I was
just even now yeah, like my husband is like, why
(24:46):
I know if I hear that song coming on, like
he's in the mood. So I'll just you know, head
on back to the bench room.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
All right, where are you now. Where are you now?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I'm also walking to work, but usually in Winchester's.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Where it was I got you.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I'm gonna put you on hold for a second. I
want you to hear something. Hold on one second, you.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Got ship, you got show up? Shame tied to man?
Speaker 12 (25:30):
Time?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Your fucking how you doing?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I'm a little warm?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right, Well you and the little captain have a
good day.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
At work, Hill.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I wish I wish I had a where I was like,
oh my god, I feel flash, But I don't have
that song.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
And the one thing is these people don't need the
song to build a ramp up.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Is right off the math.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That's the conditioning. That's the conditioning.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That's Pavlov's dog, that's the circumference. Hi Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Hey, so it's not really a song.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
This may sound weird, but when I was in high school,
I started to notice every morning, right for the pledge
of elitis, time to stand up.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
That's what everybody else.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They wanted to stand up with.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, so you would always get a boner before the
class said the pledge of allegiance.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Like plot work, like like like like my body knew
it's time for the pledge of allegiance. But make it
awkward to stand up. I don't really experience that anymore
because you.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Know we're not.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
But I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, let's sing, let's sing. Let me put you on
a breathing let me put you on a brief hold.
Let's see. Hold on one second, Hold on one second, to.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
The fun of the United States of America and to
the Republic for which it stands.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
What is it standing?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Hey to god?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
This is science at its best.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Really is.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
That?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
May be up there at baby shark?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Give me one more, Give me one more? Line six? Hi,
Jollie in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Bad man zombies. Time of the season?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Wait, time of the season. What is I don't know
if I know that song?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You do?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know it?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
If you play it, you know it?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
My uh my.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Wife, I uh we took some happy pills a long
time ago, uh and spent put the song on repeat.
And it's a total Pavlovian response.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So you hear that?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yep, just thinking about the song, my nipples are hard.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Let me put you on a brief hold. Let me
put you on a brief hold.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh God, who's your daddy?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
Yep, of the seasons hot in this time, give it
to the easy.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
And let me dry with pleasure. Has from us to
show you everyone how you doing. Boss.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
That song's way harder than the pledge of legion.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Let me just say that
Is there a song that exists that when you hear
it and nothing else is going on other than just
hearing the song? But is there a song that when
you hear it you get a boner?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, cannot think of that any.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ah to day?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey listen, Travis, enjoy the cash, Good luck winning the
grand prize. Will announce the grand prize winner next week.
Hold tight one second for me, all right, my friend?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hey, you got it, dude, hold on one second for me. Please,
two chances a day every day this week and then
next week we'll do two chances a day. You win
one hundred dollars. You qualify for the grand prize, will
send four of you down to Orlando Universal Orlando Resorts
and the brand new Epic Epic Universe, which hopens officially
(00:57):
on Thursday. Although it seems like everybody and their mother
is all he been to it, Diane, let me turn
my attention to you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Can you tell me for Scott? And again, I'm not
saying that.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
He hears a song while you're getting handsy with his groin.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm just saying there's nothing going on. He hears the
song and you could see.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A little lumpy in that pant.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I can't think of one.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, so the answer may be no, but you don't know,
so the answer may be yes.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So a song that comes on and he's all ten,
they don't.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I couldn't think of which what it would be?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, no again again, I'm not asking you to
get it happened. Which song would arouse him? I'm asking
which song does this not?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Like if you hear if you hear a song he
could start to get turned on by I'm not talking
about any of that. He hears the song, he gets
bonered up.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, you don't think so, but I'm gonna leave it
out there as a possibility.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So would this be tied to a previous run in
with the song in a moment that would lend itself
to arousal?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Could it be like a well you mentioned actual intimate acts, right,
and we've talked in the past, like you you have
a song that you lost your virginity to.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, I started with Cats in the Cradle, but I
climax during taxi.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Actually that's not true.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A climax during taxi I was hoping to make it
to Cats in the Cradle, right, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I got her thigh pregnant?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Facts matter? Or is it like a really sexy or
is it just the song? Or are you talking about
is it like the beat of the song, no vibration?
Like for example, you could play Taxi by Harry Chapin
and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get a boner.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do you want to test the dione?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sure? Come here? No, give me your lap, No, no,
just rest your hand here.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Now you may feel my heart beat a little bit,
but it's not gonna be from el woodow No, Christian,
will you do me a favor? Will you find me
anybody that will that will fest to it. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about at all.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But can it be any of those reasons?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Specifically there is a reason.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh okay, yes, but if anybody can say, oh, every
time I hear and again, I'm not I don't need
you to be like, what was that Diana Ross song
where she orgasms in whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Love to love you? No, like that's a sexy song.
That's a sexy song. So that wouldn't get But that
does give me a boner when I hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I'm not saying the song is sexy, therefore you
get aroused by it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It could be any song. It could be. It could
be Baby Shark. Okay, okay, I was jeous.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Nobody's going to have the opposite effect.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
You think that would make Scott go from from erect.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
To flaccid if I had to guess.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Not if you were busy doing something.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
No, but just people hate that song.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So okay, But you're saying if he was aroused and
you turned on Baby Shark, he would go wet noodle.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
But you guys are super bored at that kid's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Kristin, If there is somebody who will admit it, please
eight six six to Elliott eight six six two three
five five four six eight because.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I told you in the past, like one of my
first memories of an erection was Billie Idol's Cradle of
Love video. Oh yes, And so to me that song
is just hot because I'm thinking of the video now.
It's not going to arouse me at forty three years
of age. But if you put that song on now,
(05:10):
it doesn't get you all.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can I say this word?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Are you serious? It's just so much easier to say
than saying boner.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Same rules have applied for years.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, well, new commissioner, so but yes, that's not the
same thing of like, oh, I one time watched blank
and it gave me a boner.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But I'm trying to remember if outside of the video
back in the day, if I heard that song, if
there was some arousal present.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't remember. Try it, but would that even you
really haven't answered the question if that actually counts or not.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
If you get a boner from just hearing the song,
it counts.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Not from their being any activity, not like that song
comes on, Like every time that song comes on, Jackie
comes over and rubs my wiener, like that's not what
I'm talking about, Or like there's a dancer on stage
and it's a hypnotized player, like that doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
We've established that there can be no stimulus.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Than the song. That's a great way to phrase it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
But there could be some history with the song, he said,
And this is every single time.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So I was reading about a woman who was concerned
because every time her I think it's fiance maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Heard a song, he.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Would get a big old boner and she was like,
I don't know. I don't know what this is. Do
I confront him? Now, let me give you the bad
news first. Yeah, she never says the song. Oh, come on,
she never says this song. No, she never says the song.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So it's a blind item within a blind item.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, yeah, she never says the song, which does suck,
like I'm dying to know what the song is.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But again, it doesn't mean the song is sexy.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So in the past doctors have tested this using the
Pavlov theory Pavlov's dog right. A lot of people will
tell you if they go to a bar and drink,
they want to smoke. But that's the only time why,
because they equate equite. They equate equate going to a
(07:35):
bar and drinking and then having cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's Pavlovian. Nobody's forcing them to smoke.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Nobody's telling there's not a sign that says it's time
to smoke, but they equate when I drink, I smoke.
So they tried this by testing the Pavlov theory with boners.
And what they did is they took an innocuous picture
and it was a jar full of pennies, so they
would show a bunch of guys a jar full of pennies.
(08:03):
But then right after that they would see pictures of
very beautiful women in sexy positions. Right, so they would
see them and depending on what gets each guy going,
but they showed him a bunch, so jar.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Full of pennies. Next slide is.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Boobs out, Next slide is spread eagle, next sides is
let me see that booty. Like so it was a
bunch of naked pictures. But it all started with a
jar of pennies, and every one of those guys over time,
the second the screen of the pennies came up, so
did their penis because they knew what comes after the
(08:42):
jar of pennies.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Boobs, bagoon, booty, all of it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, then they started showing no, then they started showing
them like clips and stuff like that. Clips clips, yeah,
like oral actual intercourse dog ye.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Anyway, they started showing them all this stuff so they
knew hear the pennies, and they said the second the
pennies hit the screen. After time, the second those pennies
hit the screen, banging, buying, buying, buying, buying.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And that was their hypothesis. They believe that would happen.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, based on that's how they test the Pavlov theory
on boners. So this, this expert says, it is very
conceivable that that song plays some kind of historic moment,
(09:39):
that maybe it was like a popular song at the time,
and that every time that guy's girlfriend came over or whatever,
that song would start on the on a tape or
a record, whatever it is, that that song would go.
And every time that, like they'd be hanging out, they'd
be doing whatever. Then they'd put some music on because
they knew that they were gonna hook and so that
(10:01):
song starts whatever song it is, baby Shark, and the
next thing you know, I'm getting a little bit of that.
I'm getting a little bit of that, and then I'm
in here. So in their mind, that song triggers everything
that comes after it. So but so later in life,
that song means one thing, right, get that blood to
(10:22):
the tip.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh my goodness, so is this and now it's an
all kind of mating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's Padlovs Boner.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So the girlfriend who maybe theorized this herself, it's no, like, no,
she was she nervous there was a connection to a
former flame.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She said, no, she just said the only thing I
can think of is that this has some kind of
history and she doesn't love it. Yeah no, but also
we don't know. So I'm saying that's how they tested Padlovs.
What if it was simply I listened to I have
my porn playlist, and I only watch porn while I
listened to these these songs.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And that first song is is right, chicken Fried.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So that's my porn playlist, So I know when Chicken
Fried starts, I'm getting ready to I'm on porn Hub
and I'm not finishing until I'm done masturbaby. So chicken
fried means rush the blood. So I could hear chicken fried.
I don't, but for me, but when I hear chicken Fried,
(11:24):
it would give you any direction.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It's interesting to see that the offhanded examples that you're
bringing up are very specific, like songs that well, for
most people would be like no, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But that's what I'm But I'm doing that to try
to make a point. It doesn't have to be.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Love to love you baby, or hot for teacher, or
something that is sexy or what was yours the Cradle
of love.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Which is sexy?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah no, no, I'm saying it doesn't have to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
It could be completely innoculous sexy innocuous.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes, but it's it's what it's what that led to.
It's what that led to. It could be Father of Mine,
which would be a very awkward song for it to
the I hate Everclear, but I'm just saying it could
have nothing to do with sex. But I know right
after Everclear is when my porn starts, and that gets
(12:21):
me all chubbed up.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I can't believe this woman didn't say what song it was.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, everybody's mad at her. Everybody's mad at her.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
She's embarrassed by it for her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Don't don't be. And that's what I'm telling guys, don't be.
Don't be.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But you have now you did answer my initial question.
I wonder too if it could just be like an
incredibly base heavy song and the vibration is causing it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You've ruled not sitting on the speaker, but you've ruled
that out.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I mean, maybe that does turn you on, I
mean for something completely different, but then you would have
to go sit on the.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Speak But there are some people who like have that
song in their car. Are that like that, like really,
oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, or that's that they my dildonic's keep beat bo
bo bo bo bo.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Maybe, but you're using a stimulus. I'm just talking about
hearing the song. Yeah, mhm, song starts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Ah ten hot. Where am I going? Christen Line four?
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Hey Zach, do you.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Have a song that gives you a boner?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Not a full on twenty one gun salute, but it
will definitely make it wiggle?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Call on Me? I have no idea who the artist is.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Blondie call on Me, whistles Baby.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But it's like the hip hop one or they like
remix it where it's like they're in the gym and
the the instructors that they're doing aerobics and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Now did the video is the did the video used
to get you?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And again, I'm glad that you said that it's not
full on but it'll wiggle? Is they did say when
they when they tested the Pennies theory, they tested whether
not so much it was full on, but they were
even able to tell in some of the lesser candidates
that the circumference grew.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's talking about Eric Prides.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Are you talking about it?
Speaker 8 (14:24):
I don't have no idea who the artist is.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
They always played it in like Ticky Rice and DC.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
There you go, Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold
so you can hear it and then let me know
if you're if you start to wiggle, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
God, damn that video time.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
I get it?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh my god, where did that ass? Hold on? We're
pro boy? Hey? Is that it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I want from a light with folds cam.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Excellent work, great video, Thank you, sir. There you go.
Nothing wrong with that. But again, now the video is
the video.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But just hearing the song, he's got a little circumference growth, right, Yeah,
just getting a little bit and get a little thick.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Hiy in the morning, good morning? Yes, is there a
song that gets a little vainy?
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Not every time, but I do believe in the past
it has happened to Blondie.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I touched myself.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, wasn't that the the vinyls? Yes, well Blondie did.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
A uh she did it too, I believe.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, I'll have to double check that I'm only familiar with.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
When I think about you, I touch myself. Yeah, that
should get you going about the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Get you going a little bit, don't so.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
The so if you hear that song, you start to
get a little bonered up.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Like I said, not every time, but I do believe
I have in the past.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Here you go, no problems with that. I'm happy to
have that falls in your sexuals.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But if you, if you, if you, if you go
back to most I was trying to use a knocka
with songs. But if you go back to when this
would happen, maybe if it is because of a playlist
that you have on when you watch porn, it's probably
got some kind of sexual tie in.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It probably is something.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
If it's a song that you have on while you're
starting to hook up when you were like a teenager
in college, it probably does have some kind of sexiness
to it. But that one explicitly, that one does get
them going, yeah, right on, I touched myself.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's the name of the song.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, no, but a great song, great song, love the
the vinyls wind five Hi Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Hey yeah, Hi, Yes, it's.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Robert and Richmond.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You got a song that gives you would.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh my god, Chalice bossy.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh really.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
It changed the complete trajectory of like what I was
attracted to as a kid.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And so now you you hear that song, but it
takes you back to getting aroused.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Well yeah, I mean if that song comes on, I'll
hump a couch. The video is insane, but just the
song even just like the first like little like segment
of like it coming on, Hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
What se Let me play a brief hold. Let me
put you on a brief hold. Here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Hey, Yeah, you don't have to love me.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's the sound of a zipper, but you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Will respect me, you know what, because I'm a bull.
How's your penis?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well?
Speaker 8 (18:09):
My face and I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey, right on, brother, I appreciate it, Thank you, sir.
That's the that's the honesty that I'm looking for. That's
the honesty I want. Line six, Hi, Yelly of the morning?
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Hi? Is there a song that gets you going?
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So mine kind of goes along the lines of playlist
I used to play back in the day when I
was eating around town.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I would say, it's a little Wayne, I'm single.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But now when you say a playlist, like when were
you like was that when you like a playlist? But
like you were going out looking to hook up or something.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
It was more like.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
During the act of hooking up.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
I would be playing background music and there you go,
one of the key ones.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Right, and so now you hear that song even if
nothing else is going on, and you get a little
you get a little chubby chubby.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh yeah, that's thoughts and the memories.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'll come back, yep, yeah, it comes.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Good for you, Good for you, all right, dude, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Thank you, my friend, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I don't have that one.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's okay, line here we go, Hi, Elli enad the morning,
good morning class.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yes, sir, I have a favorite song that always does
it for me.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It was come on, Eileen.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And now let me ask you this based on now,
if I remember correctly, weren't there a couple of hot
chicks in the video who.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Were wearing no, no, no, who were wearing overalls?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And is that why? Or did that good? Did that
song go hand in hand with something? They both? So?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Did you masturbate a lots of that song?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
No, not really, but you hear that song and it's
go time. Absolutely right on.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I was just thinking of the opening final the Diane No.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
But that video was hot that video was hot. Hold
on that we have to have Yeah, all right, let
me please shout a brief hold let's see if it works.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
When it hits that slow build to lag la lo la.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
How you doing down there?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
You know, I gotta go to work.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I can't be listening to that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I gotcha, I got you, all right, my friend. I
appreciate it. Thank you, sir, thank you. Can I ask
a question?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yes, so we've established that would would Pavlov's dog work
the same for women?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
We've had some use of the term lady boner.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
The hello, the yeah, but why would it why? Because
I I was just thinking about that. Why would it
be any different? Is there a song that gives you
a lady boner?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Not that I can think of it. It wasn't con.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
This one is from Instagram, Diane. You have to let
us know if if this could potentially do the trick
it is.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I guess it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We've gotten a lot. I don't remember, male or female,
but this is uh by a little feet.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Definitely a lady, not this lady.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That morn section doesn't get you going.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I can't believe there's somebody in a car right now
going to gramm.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
I naked, Grandma, make it grandma naked.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Let me grab line seven. Hi, Yelli in the morning?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Is it me?
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes, ma'am. You get a lady boner from a song?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I absolutely do?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And now before you tell me the song, well, tell
me the song, tell me the song.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Well, okay, there's a couple. So I just love the
Death Tones. Okay, there's two songs, Beauty School and Prince,
and they are just I don't know, but they're awesome.
And when I was young, because I'm old now, but
when I was young, I used to masturbate to it.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So now whenever you hear that song, it kind of
it brings you back to ye.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Absolutely absolutely, and.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I just went, Yeah, I just went and seen them.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
In DC.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
When they were here. There's a fair question. I don't
know if they played. Did they play Beauty School or
they did?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
No, they didn't play Beauty School. They didn't play Beauty School.
But I'm pretty sure they played Trinds because I know
that I got a throb, you know, I mean, I'm
not even good front I can you know what they'll
be in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Are you going September? Are you going?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm gonna try, I try.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Good for you, good for you? All right, very good, very.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Good, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm going to be in the audience right on. No,
but that's great. No, No, but I think this is
all a very positive thing.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
She knew exactly what you were looking for.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yes, Hi, elliot in the morning. Hi oh, here come
all the lady boners.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yes, I hate to admit it, but Dave Matthews, I.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Don't know why.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, because people don't know what they can and can't say,
So that's fine.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
The does it does it link to something? Does it?
Does it link to a past?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I mean it was before I was sexually active. It
was kind of the first feeling of throbbing hearing that song,
and I was like, what is happening? And then it
just always has done that for me, like it just
puts me in the mood. And then once I was
just even now yeah, like my husband is like, why
(24:46):
I know if I hear that song coming on, like
he's in the mood. So I'll just you know, head
on back to the bench room.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
All right, where are you now. Where are you now?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I'm also walking to work, but usually in Winchester's.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Where it was I got you.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I'm gonna put you on hold for a second. I
want you to hear something. Hold on one second, you.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Got ship, you got show up? Shame tied to man?
Speaker 12 (25:30):
Time?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Your fucking how you doing?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I'm a little warm?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right, Well you and the little captain have a
good day.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
At work, Hill.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I wish I wish I had a where I was like,
oh my god, I feel flash, But I don't have
that song.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
And the one thing is these people don't need the
song to build a ramp up.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Is right off the math.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That's the conditioning. That's the conditioning.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That's Pavlov's dog, that's the circumference. Hi Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Hey, so it's not really a song.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
This may sound weird, but when I was in high school,
I started to notice every morning, right for the pledge
of elitis, time to stand up.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
That's what everybody else.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They wanted to stand up with.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, so you would always get a boner before the
class said the pledge of allegiance.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Like plot work, like like like like my body knew
it's time for the pledge of allegiance. But make it
awkward to stand up. I don't really experience that anymore
because you.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Know we're not.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
But I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, let's sing, let's sing. Let me put you on
a breathing let me put you on a brief hold.
Let's see. Hold on one second, Hold on one second, to.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
The fun of the United States of America and to
the Republic for which it stands.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
What is it standing?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Hey to god?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
This is science at its best.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Really is.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
That?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
May be up there at baby shark?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Give me one more, Give me one more? Line six? Hi,
Jollie in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Bad man zombies. Time of the season?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Wait, time of the season. What is I don't know
if I know that song?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You do?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know it?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
If you play it, you know it?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
My uh my.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Wife, I uh we took some happy pills a long
time ago, uh and spent put the song on repeat.
And it's a total Pavlovian response.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So you hear that?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yep, just thinking about the song, my nipples are hard.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Let me put you on a brief hold. Let me
put you on a brief hold.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh God, who's your daddy?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
Yep, of the seasons hot in this time, give it
to the easy.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
And let me dry with pleasure. Has from us to
show you everyone how you doing. Boss.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
That song's way harder than the pledge of legion.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Let me just say that
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