May 14, 2025 • 27 mins
Come for the anniversary gift, stay for the last caller's offering.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Picus Brian, Hey, Brian, where are you calling me from?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Sir, West Pombe, Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Very nice? Very nice? Hey, are you guys getting as
bad a rain as we are today?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yesterday rained all day? We got like three and a
half inches of rain yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Good good. No, I don't mean it like that. It's
just in my head.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It was like Sonny and eighty yesterday while we were
all suffering probably today.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Anyway, Hey, let me ask you this, Brian.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
So you and you and your wife will exchange like
uh like like fun nudy pictures and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh yeah, we doing it most daily.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Do you really like for just as an example, just
as an example, what kind of picture, like yesterday or
the day before. What was the most recent photo that
your wife sent you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
About ten minutes ago?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh what was it? What was it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You send me a picture? You know her Twitter?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Say good morning, I'm sorry of her? Of her? Of her?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What did he say? Twitter?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Twitter?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Twitter?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's her? But oh? Her butt her?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
But oh that's all right, that's your Does she will
she ever send pictures of any other part of her anatomy?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, right, okay, okay, and then you'll send her
a picture of like your your your penis. Oh yeah, okay. Now,
let me let me ask you this. Let me ask
you this, tyler, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I just like.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
When is your When is when is you and your
your old lady's anniversary?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
March third?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so somewhat recently? Congratulations? Would she?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Would she have been upset if you decided that your
anniversary gift for her was you were going to take
one of your favorite pictures of you, like your penis,
and maybe one of her, your favorite pictures of her
tutor or maybe some other foot or just any other photo.
But it was strictly of her in some in some
(02:03):
facet of nudity, and you got matching, and you blew
them up and on each side of the bed, over
the bed, almost like above where the headboard would be,
you hung up pictures of your nudity and her nudity,
almost like these are our sides of the bed, but
almost as artwork.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Would that bother you? Would that bother her?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm pretty sure that would bother, because you know, we
got kids running around the house, but we in my
office there are there are sotos like that already because
no one's allowed in there but me and her and
the dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wait, I'm sorry, say again. At your office, at worker,
at home, at home.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oh so at your home office, at your home office,
you have like nude pictures of your wife hanging on
the walls.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, like I wouldn't say nud it's like the uh
can't remember they're called it's like a.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Boudoir shot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, I got those all over.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do you really? God bless you, man, God bless you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, she's not very Uh she didn't get I guessed
you to say, too embarrassed about stuff like that. Like
we'll be in a we'll be walking around Walmart grocery shopping,
and so I ranger out the bathroom and my woul dang,
I'll get a picture. Like it's been that way for
the whole three years we've been together.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
God bless you.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Keep that magic going, all right, dude, I appreciate her,
Thank you, thank you. Wow, Diane, would that bother you?
The hangar art the artwork form of it. Yeah, but
you share photos with each other all the time.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Yeah, but by by putting them up on the wall,
that's not a shared photo between the two of you
your bed doesn't. So what happens when we have a
party and somebody inadvertently walks in to try to find
a bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Close your door, But even if it's not, you'll still
walk in and forget somebody else. You share them on
your phones like that's your little game and fun you
have with each other. You don't expect it to be
used in a different way.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Well, but I mean they're framed and it's ard and
it's it's it's nice.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Everybody at Michael's has seen it too. Here's I think
he mentioned bud photos. To me, this sounds different. Yeah,
photos are very different. I mean those may be taken
with the goal of maybe displaying them or using them
in a way outside of just a SMS.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know, oh ask chili. Yeah I don't.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But yes, he said those are boudoir and again that's
different and God bless them, like to eat your own
the But that's different than like, here was a candid
shot on my Twitter, yes, or here's a candid shot
of me in the bathroom at Walmart. So that would
be bothersome to have them hung up like that big photos.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I think for many people it would be a surprise
and not a welcome surprise.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you're win that anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Not different, way different.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And again like if you told me like like he did,
like we have kids running around, so I wouldn't put
those up.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay, I get.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
That even if you didn't have kids, Well that's the
kids don't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
The kids don't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But that's why I think I think it's I think
they might. I think they might.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It makes it even more uncomfortable, possibly why But I
could see where somebody could send you pictures all day,
but then when it comes to that next step, it's
like whoa, whoa, wha, whoa, This is not what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You could even argue that in some cases it may
be healthy, like to bring the kids up that way.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm not encouraging it, but that you know, like there's
some you know.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
But you keep bringing up kids take kids out of it.
So easy to go. Oh kids could see it, or
were their friends or whatever looking for a bathroom? I
could see it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Can I ask you this, when's the last time you
had a party at your house?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Thank you? Exactly exactly? So who's seeing it?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
People? Definitely used our bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Lock your door, take that out of it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
That's such a throwaway. I'm arguing on just a uh yeah,
you just live by yourself a couplet.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Else you're saying no, you're saying no. Hi, elliot in
the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
This is Dina.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm sorry Deena, Dina, Dina? Where are you? Where are
you from? What are you?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Originally? I'm from Africa, born in oh very nice any
who off the coastal Senegal?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But yes, I've been with Senegal.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Honey, honey, that airport is rough anyway, Yes, go ahead,
go ahead airport.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Well, my husband and I we do send pictures to
each other, you know, all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What does he send you? What does he send you?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Well, sometimes he sent me, Well, if it's at work
or something, he will send me a picture of a
bolt of his front and then he will touch a
little message saying, can't wait till you get home. But
a funny story though, I have to tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, I have to. I have to ask, just for
equal time, what do you send him?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Well, actually I sent him picture of my butt because
he loves my butt, and I do also send pictures
of my boobs, which one time I did. I was
at home and he was out and I sent him pictures.
I took picture of my books and I sent to him.
(07:51):
But the problem is I was talking with one of
my clients. I was texting one of my clients recently,
and it stays on top. So I accidentally sent it
to my client. And after I sent it, I was like,
oh my gosh, and I was horrified. And it was
(08:14):
back then you couldn't undo it, and I was shaky.
I was crazy. So I sent her a message and
I said, oh my gosh, I am so sorry. This
was not meant for you. It was for my husband.
And well, thankfully she was so good about it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She made me.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
She called me back, and she called me and she said, oh,
don't worry. Actually she's like really nice moves, and she said,
actually I love that. She said, I love that you
have this relationship like that with your husband. And she
knows my husband too, so well, todays so nice about it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It made me feel comfortable good. Two things.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Number one, don't feel bad. Bob Chuir says pictures of
his boobs to his clients all the time. Also, number two,
now would it bother you though, if you came home
day and your husband was like, hey, Dina, happy anniversary.
Look what I got blown up to hang up above
our on the wall, right right behind our headboard on
our bed.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Actually, if my husband is listening to you right now,
he would probably like, who great idea, and he will
be doing that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He's such a go getter.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
He's like, very simple guy. You will go for anything.
He's fun and all that, so he will and you
will be fine with him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So on his side of the bed is a picture
of his bulge, and on your side of the bed
or a picture of your beautiful boobs.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, I will. Yet it would not bother me at all,
especially that we don't have little kids. So my kids
are all grown up and out of the house.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, kids don't matter, kids don't matter. I just just
in general, you'd be fine with that. All right, very good?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Hey do you ever do you ever? Do you ever
send them pictures of the front butt?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I do? I did.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Yeah, all right, and everything.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Careful though, water All right, very good? Thank you, miss Senegal.
Thank you. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Dina from Instagram, I've totally done this with my dude.
I got it. Put on a canvas.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Canvas, that's don't you have to paint?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Now you can do print prints?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wait on canvas?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So this is the this is the picture? I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh I got to see it. I haven't moved that
fast than much.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Wait do you want to put it on the big screen?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, Diane? Wait, so they got this put on? Does
this hang over their bed?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
She doesn't say. I know.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
When I say over the bed, I don't mean on
the ceiling like you're a perv, but like as like
art behind the headboard.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Right, it's definitely on the wall somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh my god, Wait, what's going on there?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So she did a screen cap from a video they
made of each other.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Oh what Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, are both in that print?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, you know what though that looks very artistic.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
No, no, you're ruining the art. Don't touch there. Look
you're the child who knocked over the face at the museum.
Don't touch. But it sounds like this was that?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But that? But that was No, that wasn't a surprise.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
No, I think it was. It was they knew they
filmed each other, right, and they taped it. But then
the surprise was the print?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Now is this the woman or the man that sent this.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
This is the woman.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was she shocked when this showed up as the gift?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
No, this is the woman.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She did what was he shot?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Does not say she had to run to class? I
hope post a graduate work.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh it's from Aaron and Barlow.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh I got my doors on the wall.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
I sent the fiance a pick of the dog last week,
and he sent back two fire emojis. I replied, huh,
and he said the mirror pick was hot. My dumbass
was oblivious that in the dog pick I was naked
in front of a mirror.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh look we have a dog and a kiddy. What
a mistake? Oh, I hope he.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Would she be upset if the fiance hung that on
the wall though.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
No, but I'm certain she knew what a tutter was.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hi, Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Hi is this man?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
This is thee photos.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You exchange photos with your husband?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
He sends me photos that I don't.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
But funny story, we have a boudoir picture that's above
our bed, and my kids always come in and say, like,
why do you have this?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
We don't like it?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So you know, I always say it's my room.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Get out right.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Well, we had a daddy daughter dance this weekend and
I was doing all my girl's hair, and all of
their friends were in our room and they were staring
and whispering about our pictures.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
And one of the little girls was like, I would
so do that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
How old? How old are they?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Ten? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Okay, yeah, all right, all right, very good, very good.
But that's not a surprise, like you you did that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Intentionally with your boudoir photos. What is that?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So this is stop and don't put any names with us,
because they definitely said no names first. So this is
something I guess you can do to cup holders in
a car. What I've never seen any artwork in the
base of the holder.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh, but you can.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Get you can get are these like like almost coasters
at the bottom of a cup holder like weather Tech
makes cup holders. Now they're just flat, so it's that
like you can clean them and take them out easily.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
But these are photos.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Taken of a partner.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's somebody's butt. That's a girl's ass.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I can tell by the crack, Yeah, that is the
senders blow.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do I put my drinking do I put my coffee
in there?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
And every time I on her tutor he hold this
and had to be a brown beverage.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
How do you get that done?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
I've never seen that option, no anywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, Mike Smith didn't offer that to you in the
in the new.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Masna in your six file.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh, I went the other way. That it's Mike. He
gave you a little d pic right there in the
cup holder. Here's my peen.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
It's him in the top one, and then Kent Ramska
is the bottom one.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Where do you get that made?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Do you think this was offered by a company or
he just did it himself?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Or do you have to.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
You can get coasters made from like Etsy. But I'm
saying if it happens to fit in there, well you
just get it sized down.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You call weather Tag and go, hey, I want to
send you a picture of Aaron M.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Barlow's tutter. Can you turn this into a coaster? Wow?
Oh my god? Hill in the morning. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Clue, yes, ma'am. Hi.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I was a assistant to a real estate agent and uh,
she sent me to take pictures of a house, right
and all all over the house. They had canvases of
their naked bodies.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Are you serious? What like?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Like like were they like was it just like tastefully
like kind of covering and looking over?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Was it full on?
Speaker 9 (16:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hey, look at my bulge?
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It was full on? I saw her Regina everything like,
and then she had and then she had a casting
of her of her breast that was on the wall
as well.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Don't some people do that they're pregnant stomachs?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, but this was just plaster.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, there is no.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
May Elliott touchdown. It shattered.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So what did you can? I ask you this? What
do you do?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
We had a photoshop the pictures out.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Were they pissed?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
If I were the homeowner, I'd be like, that's a
selling point. Look at how look at how much love
is in this house.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
That house was weird. They had liked like screws on
the ceiling like yeah swing.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, Hi, where were you doing it? Joe Beblockwa's place?
All right, very good, very good. I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am. Yes,
Todd Etsy for the cup holder coasters. Apparently there's a
storefront on there that doesn't no names, no names, sorry, Hi, Elliet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The Morning.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Is this.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Hi? My name is Jen. I live in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yes, do you do you exchange picks all the time?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Why do you say unfortunately?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I you know what, It's been a long long time
and he's still asked for picks all the time, right,
And I'm like, it's the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, but it's but it's but every day it's new.
Every day it's new. What are you sending him? What
are you sending him?
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
He asked for everything. I send everything?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Is that a girl? And what does he does he
send in return? Or you like, ooh, send me a
little something?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He does?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Sometimes his is more action. Well, Ei, they're both action.
I guess it's at points.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
But what do you mean, yeah, you have real quick
can we just can we call that master?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay? Sorry? Masturbating?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh so he said you videos?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, often have videos as well, because he wants that, right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And you're cool with that?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Like you still like seeing like you He could say
the same thing, how many videos of me masturbating do
you need?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Exactly? Like, how many videos do you need of the
same thing? I mean, it's been over twenty some years
that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Though, that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Has either one of them ever used it outside of
the chat?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh no, what to to like, take a still and
make a picture of it?
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Or a coaster?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Oh yeah, hey, it's my Etsy stores. Duhu, it's the
name of Hey what is the now?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
But now?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Would you if you got home from work today and
he was like, Hey, I took a still shot out
of one of my masturbation videos and out of one
of your masturbation videos, and I had them put on
canvas to hang in our bedroom, would you be cool
with that?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Or would you be like, oh, no, well, we don't.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Live together, so that would be kind of awkward for
his wife to see. Yeah, but wait a minute, I
don't think.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I would wait, I don't think wait a minute, Wait
a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This isn't your husband. No, uhh, this is just your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh I guess you'd call him that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And he's been married for how long?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Very long time, longer than you've been sending him pictures
of you masturbating.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, wait, so which one was first you sending?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Like?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Were you and he together? And then he ended up
getting married?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
But you never but you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Guys never stopped.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Oh well, you know we did for a couple of
years and then you know, went back. It was kind
of like where, uh what is it?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He was with some by and then I wasn't, and
then I was with somebody and he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So yeah, I know you couldn't get on the same schedule.
I got that. But let's let's focus right now.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
So he's married now, but you you, you two are
still exchanging masturbation videos.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yes, do you guys?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Can I ask you this? And I know you said
that you don't live together? Does he live near you?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh? Kind of, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Do you guys ever meet and hook up physic like
like to touch put the hook up?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Now, I think the obvious question is is he in
an open marriage?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
You gotta ask that? No, oh okay, now okay? Is
there a gray area or you're certain?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm certain?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Now are you with are you? Are you married or
with somebody?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I'm married?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Are you in an open marriage?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Now?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Would your husband be the scale of one to ten?
How mad would your husband be if he knew that
you and another guy were exchanging masturbation videos with each other?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh, god, like sixty five thousand, So.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
He would he would be angry just exchanging pictures.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No, no, well I said videos. I said masturbation videos.
Now scale of one to ten. How mad would his
wife be if she knew that you two were exchanging videos?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Like a ten.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So not as mad as your husband, but still angry.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Does your husband know him? Right?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh? Good question? No, so your husband and you don't
know that guy's wife. Oh no, I know her like
as friends or you know who she is?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
No, not a friend. No, she doesn't like me. She's
never liked me, even before any of this happens. He's
never liked me.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
Does she have a hunch about your well before even
before you knew her before before before they got married.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
This is an old friend of yours. This is an
old friend yours well, like coworker.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wow, do you still work with her?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, no, no, that that would be that would be comfortable.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Aren't you ever afraid that you're gonna get caught?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, of course. It's kind of thrilling though. You know,
I hate to say that. I hate to say this lightly,
but you know, he is definitely someone that I believe
that I should have ended up.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
With if can I ask you this? Can I ask you.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
This never happened?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
If if if.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
There's forget any expense, forget any housing, forget anything, but
if if every everybody's got enough money in the world,
it doesn't matter. If if the two of them were
sitting in front of you, the other guy, the other
guy's divorced and he's single, and you're still with your husband,
and somebody said, would you, well, I'm going to would
(23:57):
you divorce your husband tomorrow if you knew that you
could be with him?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Would you do that?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
But you just said that that's the guy that you
thought that you were meant to be with.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Ah, he is. But you know, I mean, it's been
so long now that it's.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know, it's Is it more fun this way than
if you guys were if you guys were like married
and being husband and.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Wife, it probably is.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
When's the last time? When is the last time you
guys hooked up physically?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
A couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Where were you at a hotel? You know what?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Listen, people are going to judge, right, But I'm glad No, no, yeah, no, no,
But I'm glad to hear that that you're it's not
in your house where your husband lives, or in his
house where his wife lives.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Are they doing Are they doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Are they doing that out of some weird show of respect?
Or are they just doing it because they're much less
likely to get caught?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You have a better you have a better chance of
getting an answer to that if we erase some of
that tone. Do you do that out of fear of
getting caught or just respect for the household?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think it's more of respect.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, Can I I have to ask? I have to
ask one more question. Well, I'm sure others will come
to mind, but I have to ask a question.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Okay, no, okay, Elliott, he got it, he got it,
he got it down the hall.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where
to I don't know where to leave this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't I can honestly say that I to answer
your original question.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Am I the only one that knows? Are we the
Are we the only one that know?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Or just you have a friend who knows, ma'am Elliot's move?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You have? So you have you have friends that know?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, like some close personal friends, right like me, yes,
apparently you now right, Well.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Were you going to tell me something about I mean
if we yeah, if we live together.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think he would definitely do something like that. He
is definitely that kind of person that would put pictures
off I know at his home. He does not have
any right. I don't think his wife would prefer that
at all. I would actually not prefer it as well,
but I think I would be you know, if it
made him happy whatever, But I got you, I wouldn't.
I don't need it. How's that?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hey? I got you? All right?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Hey, will you make a promise to me?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Okay, right, hand up, make a promise to me, Okay,
the next time, the next time that you two go
hook up, you'll call me the next day. Oh sure, okay, yeah,
think of me while you're hooking up, but then call
me the next day.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, you got it?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
That's a twist.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I was not expecting that, not at all, and she
dropped it so cash yeah right, yeah, no, listen, people are.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Going to judge, but let them come to that decision
on their own. People. You just hung up with her.
That delay hasn't even kicked in. I know the audio
hopefully is still trying to catch back up from the dump.
Let them finish, have all the evidence in front of them,
and then make their own chos
Picus Brian, Hey, Brian, where are you calling me from?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Sir, West Pombe, Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Very nice? Very nice? Hey, are you guys getting as
bad a rain as we are today?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yesterday rained all day? We got like three and a
half inches of rain yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Good good. No, I don't mean it like that. It's
just in my head.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It was like Sonny and eighty yesterday while we were
all suffering probably today.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Anyway, Hey, let me ask you this, Brian.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
So you and you and your wife will exchange like
uh like like fun nudy pictures and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh yeah, we doing it most daily.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Do you really like for just as an example, just
as an example, what kind of picture, like yesterday or
the day before. What was the most recent photo that
your wife sent you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
About ten minutes ago?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh what was it? What was it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You send me a picture? You know her Twitter?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Say good morning, I'm sorry of her? Of her? Of her?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What did he say? Twitter?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Twitter?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Twitter?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's her? But oh? Her butt her?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
But oh that's all right, that's your Does she will
she ever send pictures of any other part of her anatomy?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, right, okay, okay, and then you'll send her
a picture of like your your your penis. Oh yeah, okay. Now,
let me let me ask you this. Let me ask
you this, tyler, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I just like.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
When is your When is when is you and your
your old lady's anniversary?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
March third?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so somewhat recently? Congratulations? Would she?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Would she have been upset if you decided that your
anniversary gift for her was you were going to take
one of your favorite pictures of you, like your penis,
and maybe one of her, your favorite pictures of her
tutor or maybe some other foot or just any other photo.
But it was strictly of her in some in some
(02:03):
facet of nudity, and you got matching, and you blew
them up and on each side of the bed, over
the bed, almost like above where the headboard would be,
you hung up pictures of your nudity and her nudity,
almost like these are our sides of the bed, but
almost as artwork.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Would that bother you? Would that bother her?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm pretty sure that would bother, because you know, we
got kids running around the house, but we in my
office there are there are sotos like that already because
no one's allowed in there but me and her and
the dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wait, I'm sorry, say again. At your office, at worker,
at home, at home.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oh so at your home office, at your home office,
you have like nude pictures of your wife hanging on
the walls.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, like I wouldn't say nud it's like the uh
can't remember they're called it's like a.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Boudoir shot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, I got those all over.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do you really? God bless you, man, God bless you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, she's not very Uh she didn't get I guessed
you to say, too embarrassed about stuff like that. Like
we'll be in a we'll be walking around Walmart grocery shopping,
and so I ranger out the bathroom and my woul dang,
I'll get a picture. Like it's been that way for
the whole three years we've been together.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
God bless you.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Keep that magic going, all right, dude, I appreciate her,
Thank you, thank you. Wow, Diane, would that bother you?
The hangar art the artwork form of it. Yeah, but
you share photos with each other all the time.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Yeah, but by by putting them up on the wall,
that's not a shared photo between the two of you
your bed doesn't. So what happens when we have a
party and somebody inadvertently walks in to try to find
a bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Close your door, But even if it's not, you'll still
walk in and forget somebody else. You share them on
your phones like that's your little game and fun you
have with each other. You don't expect it to be
used in a different way.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Well, but I mean they're framed and it's ard and
it's it's it's nice.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Everybody at Michael's has seen it too. Here's I think
he mentioned bud photos. To me, this sounds different. Yeah,
photos are very different. I mean those may be taken
with the goal of maybe displaying them or using them
in a way outside of just a SMS.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know, oh ask chili. Yeah I don't.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But yes, he said those are boudoir and again that's
different and God bless them, like to eat your own
the But that's different than like, here was a candid
shot on my Twitter, yes, or here's a candid shot
of me in the bathroom at Walmart. So that would
be bothersome to have them hung up like that big photos.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I think for many people it would be a surprise
and not a welcome surprise.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you're win that anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Not different, way different.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And again like if you told me like like he did,
like we have kids running around, so I wouldn't put
those up.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay, I get.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
That even if you didn't have kids, Well that's the
kids don't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
The kids don't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But that's why I think I think it's I think
they might. I think they might.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It makes it even more uncomfortable, possibly why But I
could see where somebody could send you pictures all day,
but then when it comes to that next step, it's
like whoa, whoa, wha, whoa, This is not what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You could even argue that in some cases it may
be healthy, like to bring the kids up that way.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm not encouraging it, but that you know, like there's
some you know.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
But you keep bringing up kids take kids out of it.
So easy to go. Oh kids could see it, or
were their friends or whatever looking for a bathroom? I
could see it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Can I ask you this, when's the last time you
had a party at your house?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Thank you? Exactly exactly? So who's seeing it?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
People? Definitely used our bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Lock your door, take that out of it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
That's such a throwaway. I'm arguing on just a uh yeah,
you just live by yourself a couplet.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Else you're saying no, you're saying no. Hi, elliot in
the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
This is Dina.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm sorry Deena, Dina, Dina? Where are you? Where are
you from? What are you?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Originally? I'm from Africa, born in oh very nice any
who off the coastal Senegal?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But yes, I've been with Senegal.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Honey, honey, that airport is rough anyway, Yes, go ahead,
go ahead airport.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Well, my husband and I we do send pictures to
each other, you know, all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What does he send you? What does he send you?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Well, sometimes he sent me, Well, if it's at work
or something, he will send me a picture of a
bolt of his front and then he will touch a
little message saying, can't wait till you get home. But
a funny story though, I have to tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, I have to. I have to ask, just for
equal time, what do you send him?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Well, actually I sent him picture of my butt because
he loves my butt, and I do also send pictures
of my boobs, which one time I did. I was
at home and he was out and I sent him pictures.
I took picture of my books and I sent to him.
(07:51):
But the problem is I was talking with one of
my clients. I was texting one of my clients recently,
and it stays on top. So I accidentally sent it
to my client. And after I sent it, I was like,
oh my gosh, and I was horrified. And it was
(08:14):
back then you couldn't undo it, and I was shaky.
I was crazy. So I sent her a message and
I said, oh my gosh, I am so sorry. This
was not meant for you. It was for my husband.
And well, thankfully she was so good about it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She made me.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
She called me back, and she called me and she said, oh,
don't worry. Actually she's like really nice moves, and she said,
actually I love that. She said, I love that you
have this relationship like that with your husband. And she
knows my husband too, so well, todays so nice about it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It made me feel comfortable good. Two things.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Number one, don't feel bad. Bob Chuir says pictures of
his boobs to his clients all the time. Also, number two,
now would it bother you though, if you came home
day and your husband was like, hey, Dina, happy anniversary.
Look what I got blown up to hang up above
our on the wall, right right behind our headboard on
our bed.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Actually, if my husband is listening to you right now,
he would probably like, who great idea, and he will
be doing that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He's such a go getter.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
He's like, very simple guy. You will go for anything.
He's fun and all that, so he will and you
will be fine with him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So on his side of the bed is a picture
of his bulge, and on your side of the bed
or a picture of your beautiful boobs.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, I will. Yet it would not bother me at all,
especially that we don't have little kids. So my kids
are all grown up and out of the house.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, kids don't matter, kids don't matter. I just just
in general, you'd be fine with that. All right, very good?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Hey do you ever do you ever? Do you ever
send them pictures of the front butt?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I do? I did.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Yeah, all right, and everything.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Careful though, water All right, very good? Thank you, miss Senegal.
Thank you. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Dina from Instagram, I've totally done this with my dude.
I got it. Put on a canvas.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Canvas, that's don't you have to paint?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Now you can do print prints?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wait on canvas?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So this is the this is the picture? I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh I got to see it. I haven't moved that
fast than much.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Wait do you want to put it on the big screen?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, Diane? Wait, so they got this put on? Does
this hang over their bed?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
She doesn't say. I know.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
When I say over the bed, I don't mean on
the ceiling like you're a perv, but like as like
art behind the headboard.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Right, it's definitely on the wall somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh my god, Wait, what's going on there?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So she did a screen cap from a video they
made of each other.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Oh what Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, are both in that print?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, you know what though that looks very artistic.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
No, no, you're ruining the art. Don't touch there. Look
you're the child who knocked over the face at the museum.
Don't touch. But it sounds like this was that?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But that? But that was No, that wasn't a surprise.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
No, I think it was. It was they knew they
filmed each other, right, and they taped it. But then
the surprise was the print?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Now is this the woman or the man that sent this.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
This is the woman.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was she shocked when this showed up as the gift?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
No, this is the woman.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She did what was he shot?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Does not say she had to run to class? I
hope post a graduate work.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh it's from Aaron and Barlow.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh I got my doors on the wall.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
I sent the fiance a pick of the dog last week,
and he sent back two fire emojis. I replied, huh,
and he said the mirror pick was hot. My dumbass
was oblivious that in the dog pick I was naked
in front of a mirror.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh look we have a dog and a kiddy. What
a mistake? Oh, I hope he.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Would she be upset if the fiance hung that on
the wall though.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
No, but I'm certain she knew what a tutter was.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hi, Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Hi is this man?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
This is thee photos.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You exchange photos with your husband?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
He sends me photos that I don't.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
But funny story, we have a boudoir picture that's above
our bed, and my kids always come in and say, like,
why do you have this?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
We don't like it?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So you know, I always say it's my room.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Get out right.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Well, we had a daddy daughter dance this weekend and
I was doing all my girl's hair, and all of
their friends were in our room and they were staring
and whispering about our pictures.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
And one of the little girls was like, I would
so do that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
How old? How old are they?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Ten? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Okay, yeah, all right, all right, very good, very good.
But that's not a surprise, like you you did that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Intentionally with your boudoir photos. What is that?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So this is stop and don't put any names with us,
because they definitely said no names first. So this is
something I guess you can do to cup holders in
a car. What I've never seen any artwork in the
base of the holder.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh, but you can.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Get you can get are these like like almost coasters
at the bottom of a cup holder like weather Tech
makes cup holders. Now they're just flat, so it's that
like you can clean them and take them out easily.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
But these are photos.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Taken of a partner.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's somebody's butt. That's a girl's ass.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I can tell by the crack, Yeah, that is the
senders blow.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do I put my drinking do I put my coffee
in there?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
And every time I on her tutor he hold this
and had to be a brown beverage.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
How do you get that done?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
I've never seen that option, no anywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, Mike Smith didn't offer that to you in the
in the new.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Masna in your six file.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh, I went the other way. That it's Mike. He
gave you a little d pic right there in the
cup holder. Here's my peen.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
It's him in the top one, and then Kent Ramska
is the bottom one.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Where do you get that made?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Do you think this was offered by a company or
he just did it himself?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Or do you have to.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
You can get coasters made from like Etsy. But I'm
saying if it happens to fit in there, well you
just get it sized down.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You call weather Tag and go, hey, I want to
send you a picture of Aaron M.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Barlow's tutter. Can you turn this into a coaster? Wow?
Oh my god? Hill in the morning. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Clue, yes, ma'am. Hi.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I was a assistant to a real estate agent and uh,
she sent me to take pictures of a house, right
and all all over the house. They had canvases of
their naked bodies.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Are you serious? What like?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Like like were they like was it just like tastefully
like kind of covering and looking over?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Was it full on?
Speaker 9 (16:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hey, look at my bulge?
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It was full on? I saw her Regina everything like,
and then she had and then she had a casting
of her of her breast that was on the wall
as well.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Don't some people do that they're pregnant stomachs?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, but this was just plaster.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, there is no.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
May Elliott touchdown. It shattered.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So what did you can? I ask you this? What
do you do?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
We had a photoshop the pictures out.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Were they pissed?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
If I were the homeowner, I'd be like, that's a
selling point. Look at how look at how much love
is in this house.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
That house was weird. They had liked like screws on
the ceiling like yeah swing.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, Hi, where were you doing it? Joe Beblockwa's place?
All right, very good, very good. I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am. Yes,
Todd Etsy for the cup holder coasters. Apparently there's a
storefront on there that doesn't no names, no names, sorry, Hi, Elliet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The Morning.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Is this.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Hi? My name is Jen. I live in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yes, do you do you exchange picks all the time?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Why do you say unfortunately?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I you know what, It's been a long long time
and he's still asked for picks all the time, right,
And I'm like, it's the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, but it's but it's but every day it's new.
Every day it's new. What are you sending him? What
are you sending him?
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
He asked for everything. I send everything?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Is that a girl? And what does he does he
send in return? Or you like, ooh, send me a
little something?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He does?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Sometimes his is more action. Well, Ei, they're both action.
I guess it's at points.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
But what do you mean, yeah, you have real quick
can we just can we call that master?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay? Sorry? Masturbating?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh so he said you videos?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, often have videos as well, because he wants that, right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And you're cool with that?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Like you still like seeing like you He could say
the same thing, how many videos of me masturbating do
you need?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Exactly? Like, how many videos do you need of the
same thing? I mean, it's been over twenty some years
that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Though, that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Has either one of them ever used it outside of
the chat?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh no, what to to like, take a still and
make a picture of it?
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Or a coaster?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Oh yeah, hey, it's my Etsy stores. Duhu, it's the
name of Hey what is the now?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
But now?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Would you if you got home from work today and
he was like, Hey, I took a still shot out
of one of my masturbation videos and out of one
of your masturbation videos, and I had them put on
canvas to hang in our bedroom, would you be cool
with that?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Or would you be like, oh, no, well, we don't.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Live together, so that would be kind of awkward for
his wife to see. Yeah, but wait a minute, I
don't think.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I would wait, I don't think wait a minute, Wait
a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This isn't your husband. No, uhh, this is just your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh I guess you'd call him that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And he's been married for how long?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Very long time, longer than you've been sending him pictures
of you masturbating.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, wait, so which one was first you sending?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Like?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Were you and he together? And then he ended up
getting married?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
But you never but you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Guys never stopped.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Oh well, you know we did for a couple of
years and then you know, went back. It was kind
of like where, uh what is it?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He was with some by and then I wasn't, and
then I was with somebody and he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So yeah, I know you couldn't get on the same schedule.
I got that. But let's let's focus right now.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
So he's married now, but you you, you two are
still exchanging masturbation videos.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yes, do you guys?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Can I ask you this? And I know you said
that you don't live together? Does he live near you?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh? Kind of, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Do you guys ever meet and hook up physic like
like to touch put the hook up?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Now, I think the obvious question is is he in
an open marriage?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
You gotta ask that? No, oh okay, now okay? Is
there a gray area or you're certain?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm certain?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Now are you with are you? Are you married or
with somebody?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I'm married?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Are you in an open marriage?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Now?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Would your husband be the scale of one to ten?
How mad would your husband be if he knew that
you and another guy were exchanging masturbation videos with each other?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh, god, like sixty five thousand, So.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
He would he would be angry just exchanging pictures.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No, no, well I said videos. I said masturbation videos.
Now scale of one to ten. How mad would his
wife be if she knew that you two were exchanging videos?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Like a ten.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So not as mad as your husband, but still angry.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Does your husband know him? Right?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh? Good question? No, so your husband and you don't
know that guy's wife. Oh no, I know her like
as friends or you know who she is?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
No, not a friend. No, she doesn't like me. She's
never liked me, even before any of this happens. He's
never liked me.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
Does she have a hunch about your well before even
before you knew her before before before they got married.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
This is an old friend of yours. This is an
old friend yours well, like coworker.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wow, do you still work with her?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, no, no, that that would be that would be comfortable.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Aren't you ever afraid that you're gonna get caught?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, of course. It's kind of thrilling though. You know,
I hate to say that. I hate to say this lightly,
but you know, he is definitely someone that I believe
that I should have ended up.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
With if can I ask you this? Can I ask you.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
This never happened?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
If if if.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
There's forget any expense, forget any housing, forget anything, but
if if every everybody's got enough money in the world,
it doesn't matter. If if the two of them were
sitting in front of you, the other guy, the other
guy's divorced and he's single, and you're still with your husband,
and somebody said, would you, well, I'm going to would
(23:57):
you divorce your husband tomorrow if you knew that you
could be with him?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Would you do that?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
But you just said that that's the guy that you
thought that you were meant to be with.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Ah, he is. But you know, I mean, it's been
so long now that it's.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know, it's Is it more fun this way than
if you guys were if you guys were like married
and being husband and.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Wife, it probably is.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
When's the last time? When is the last time you
guys hooked up physically?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
A couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Where were you at a hotel? You know what?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Listen, people are going to judge, right, But I'm glad No, no, yeah, no, no,
But I'm glad to hear that that you're it's not
in your house where your husband lives, or in his
house where his wife lives.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Are they doing Are they doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Are they doing that out of some weird show of respect?
Or are they just doing it because they're much less
likely to get caught?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You have a better you have a better chance of
getting an answer to that if we erase some of
that tone. Do you do that out of fear of
getting caught or just respect for the household?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think it's more of respect.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, Can I I have to ask? I have to
ask one more question. Well, I'm sure others will come
to mind, but I have to ask a question.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Okay, no, okay, Elliott, he got it, he got it,
he got it down the hall.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where
to I don't know where to leave this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't I can honestly say that I to answer
your original question.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Am I the only one that knows? Are we the
Are we the only one that know?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Or just you have a friend who knows, ma'am Elliot's move?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You have? So you have you have friends that know?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, like some close personal friends, right like me, yes,
apparently you now right, Well.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Were you going to tell me something about I mean
if we yeah, if we live together.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think he would definitely do something like that. He
is definitely that kind of person that would put pictures
off I know at his home. He does not have
any right. I don't think his wife would prefer that
at all. I would actually not prefer it as well,
but I think I would be you know, if it
made him happy whatever, But I got you, I wouldn't.
I don't need it. How's that?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hey? I got you? All right?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Hey, will you make a promise to me?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Okay, right, hand up, make a promise to me, Okay,
the next time, the next time that you two go
hook up, you'll call me the next day. Oh sure, okay, yeah,
think of me while you're hooking up, but then call
me the next day.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, you got it?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
That's a twist.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I was not expecting that, not at all, and she
dropped it so cash yeah right, yeah, no, listen, people are.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Going to judge, but let them come to that decision
on their own. People. You just hung up with her.
That delay hasn't even kicked in. I know the audio
hopefully is still trying to catch back up from the dump.
Let them finish, have all the evidence in front of them,
and then make their own chos
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