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September 12, 2025 18 mins
H is for horny...and hospital, of course!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, this is Stephanie.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, Stephanie, where you calling me from?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Calling from New York?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Excellent?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Can I ask you this?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Are you a are you a nurse, a doctor, an anesthesiologist?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I am a nurse.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You are a nurse?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Very good, very good? And I don't think the facilitio matter.
When when there is a when there is a like
somebody is having a medical procedure, right and they are
being they are being put under for for the procedure.
When is there is there supposed to be an anesthesiologist

(00:34):
with them at all times?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Or a CRNA V like a nurse anesthesiologist.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like just somebody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It may not be the actual anesthesiologist, but it's somebody who.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
They're not a doctor. Correct, Yeah, they're not a doctor,
They're a nurse anesthetist.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I got youa. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
How often how often does the nurse anesthetist I can't
say that word, I'm sorry, Well how often does that
person take over for the actual anesthesiologist?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know. It depends on the facility, It depends
who's doing the surgery. Yeah, that's it's not always caught
and dry. Also, there's I'm not like an intra operation nurse.
So I'm outside of the operating room.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, but you may know the answer to this, is
there a lot of Is there a lot of hooking
up between nurses and Okay, ma'am, I haven't even I
haven't even finished my sentence. I haven't even. But I'm
not talking about with doctors. I'm talking about with anesthesiologists.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, I mean, sure, why not if they're there and
they're available.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
There, Hey, you want to go now?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I understand an anesthesiologist as a doctor, but you know
what I mean, Like I'm talking about like the doctor who's.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Performing the procedure, surgeon, the surgeon. I mean, it doesn't
have to be a surgeon.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
They could be doing anything, like it could be an
well that's an orthopedic surgeon.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Anyway, that none of that happens.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why not? Why not if they're a doctor. I mean
there are like thirty five year old doctors walking around
like if they're available, Yeah, why not? Vascular surgeons hook
up with the nursing assistants, nurses and doctors all hierarchies.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Does this go on a lot?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean in my hospital it does. People just got
fired actually for hooking up in the parking lot, not
getting it was a doctor and a nursing assistant.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And how did they how did they get caught?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Cameras cameras, But were.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
They supposed to disclose that relationship to the Boston's good question.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well, they were also on the campus, like they should
have left, you know, they were in the parking garage
of the hospital, right.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No. But I think I think what Tyler's saying is like,
is it forbidden for doctors to hook up with like a.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't think so. I mean, I mean you're not
supposed to do it on property, but there are lots
to have relationships. Yeah, I know two nurses that work
together that are dating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a lot
to happen.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
What about me?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
No? No, have you ever? Have you ever hooked up
with a doctor?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh no, no I'm engaged. No I have not. What
about what my friends?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Your friends do?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What my friend have? Like my first week working there,
my friends told me he hooked up with a doctor
in the on call room.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
What is this establishment? It sounds like a soap by now, No, No,
it's you just work.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
And this is a small hospital. This is Aspital and
compared to other hospitals. So I'm sure there's lots of it,
lots more.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know, I'm dying to know. But you're not going
to tell me, are you?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Where I work?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It doesn't matter. I work on Long Island in the
Catholic Health System and it's a smaller hospital system then
let's say the north Well Health System, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
So yeah, all right, all right, very good. Hey, congratulations
on your engagement.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh, thank you so much, Elliott and the more. Oh
my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Hey you got it. Thank you, have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Here's why I'm asking. So I'm reading this story.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
There's a guy who's an anesthesiologist, right, and so in
the middle of the.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And that's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Established, Like somebody's got to be there in case somebody
starts coming out of anesthesia, anesthesiology or whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
They just need to be in there.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
So I was reading about this guy, he's an anesthesiologist,
and he said that he needed to take a break,
like I don't know if that's to take a piss
or whatever it is. But they had somebody else come
in to take his spot so that he could leave okay.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
And we have heard about, especially if it's a very
lengthy procedure, we've heard of people leaving.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
But when he left, he left and said, hey, listen,
I'm taking a break, but I also have to stop
buying check on another patient. So they were like, yeah,
go ahead. So he left, goes into another room. Well
you know who was in that room, the nurse he's banging,
so he banged.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
He left the procedure.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Now, they ended up getting caught because somebody else walked
into that room.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And caught them like literally.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Mid hump they were having sex.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, knock the bottom out of it
right there in the room.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
And how long was the guy gone?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh I don't know, Like I don't know how long
they'd been getting after it, but he had left the room.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
And did they walk in on them because they were
being looked for?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
No? They Oh no, I think somebody just walked into
the room, wow, and caught them in the quote uncompromising position.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
And what was happening, like what was the operation?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, I don't know what the actual procedure was. I
don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I do know this though, the anesthesiologist, his wife was pissed.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Oh how about the hospital system?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeahed the I mean I think ultimately that's what happened. Yeah,
and so his wife found out. Now she's all pissed.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Why did you get fired?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That, nurse said.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Instead, he went to another operating room at the hospital,
where he had sex with a nurse referred to in
the paperwork as Nurse.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Se by the wife. Yes.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uh, he was an anesthesiologist. Oh. So he did have
a lot of.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Patients that were spread out, so he would kind of
keep checking on him.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And so he went into one of them and was like, hey,
let me uh, let me inject you.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
No, but there wasn't a patient in that room.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, no, no, no, no, there was just the There
was just the nurse in the room.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm not trying to defend the guy.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
But Nurse and T that's also initials entered the room
and encountered doctor ANGEM and Nurse Se in a compromising position.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Nurse C had her quote trousers.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Around her knee areas with her underwear on display, and
doctor ANGELM was in the process of tying up the
cord on his trousers.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Nurse and T was shocked.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
And quickly walked through the operating room to the exit doors.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Angem returned to the original room.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
He had only been gone eight minutes before his return,
so that was a little wam bam, thank you, ma'am
from Rev.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I'll be put under for a procedure on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Nurse and t by the way, one who reported it, Wait,
what's Rev going under for?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
I didn't think it was a c or the doctor.
I'll be put under for a procedure on Tuesday. Bring
on some sketchyess.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I mean, if you're the patient, you don't care. I
don't care.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
I'd want my anesthesiologist there.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You don't know, and there is somebody there covering for him.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Again, we have heard about.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It, honey, come get me if it's bad.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Who are allowed to go and get meals? Like, yeah,
that's fine. I don't need you.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't need you there all the time.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
No, no, no, I don't need you.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Sneaking into another em and having your mind he was
probably thinking about that during the last few moments of
being in with me.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You know what. Maybe the job so goddamn stressful he
needed a break.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
That's not a break. They're allowed breaks.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, but okay, on your break. You like a cup
of coffee on my break? I like to pull down trousers.
Her underwear was on display. What does that mean you
could you could see it? No?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Solid Hi Elliott the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
The name's Kirsty.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm an O our nurse.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh Hi Kirsty? How are you good?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
So?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Do you see this all the time?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I mean, yeah, it's it's it's pretty common.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
The thing is though, is that, yes, the antithes y'all
just do get breaks and they will see different patients
throughout the day. Because the last nurse is saying, we
do have CRNAs who are like in there for the
entire procedure and the antithes y'all just comes in and
checks on everyone to make sure that they're okay. So
it's not unheard of that, you know, the ante ses
y'all just leaves the room, leaving the CRNA body themselves

(09:47):
and then to go and you know, take a break.
But yeah, you know, normally we don't just do it
and o our rooms. You know, you try to do
it like somewhere else. That's not like we're someone's just
going to walk in on you, but yeah, it happens
all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I was going to say, would we as outsiders be
shocked at how much nurse doctor like ncnas or whatever,
how much like sex is going on all the time
in a hospital.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, I think it happens more frequently than people realize.
But I mean, like not to make excuses for it,
but I was like, we have to spend a lot
of time together. They're really long shifts. We have call
you know where we're getting called in at like midnight,
So we spend a lot of time together, and I think.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
That's kind of what.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Makes those relationships a little bit easier, or you know,
just to like go and do it real quick because
you have time before your next case.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
So what what the hell else are you going to
do at midnight?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
So yeah, I think it happens all the time.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
So you noticed that she keeps saying we what do
you mean?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Clearly I used to be a travel erse Okay, it happens. Yes,
I'm happily marry. Now I don't do it anymore.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
But you know, so at the at the hospital, you
would just duck into a room and just just bang
out another like doctor, I.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Mean, mostly time wasn't in another room, Like I wasn't
do in an our room because that's just weird and
anybody could walk in. But you know, a stairwell works
parking garage. You know, it's like being like sixteen again
and you're just trying to do it wherever.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
But like the first caller said, she thought they were
let go because it was on on camp they got caught.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Does the hospital know? Do they just turn a blind eye?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I mean I think that some people know, you know,
but they're also like, as long as you don't get caught,
what do they care? Like are you there doing your
job and the patients alive and the surgery is getting
done and you know they're still making money, Yeah, then
they don't care.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
They you don't want it to be like advertised.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
But you've never but you would never. But maybe maybe
not you. But in the the like there's nobody in
the middle of a.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Procedure where the doctor is doing something and nurse se
is is oral in a way?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah no, no nothings like that.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah right, okay, yeah, but maybe the like the procedure
wraps up, we've got a good adrenaline rush, and I
may pull you into a supply closet and get after
it exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
So, yeah, no, it's not it's not daring the procedures, no,
god no, everyone else in that room would be like
what are you doing? Like, what are you actually doing
right now?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, no, But I also don't know how many people
are in a room, you know what I mean, Like
I've had I've been operated on, but I don't feel
like there's fifteen twenty people in there.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Normally it's like an antithesiologist, a CRNA, and then you
have the surgeon, the actual nurse, circulator, and then the scrub.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Right, yeah, so the sometimes still have like rep.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, you'll sometimes have reps, like depending on the type
of surgery you're having, you know, if you have to
have like implants or anything, you'll have a REP there
to kind of, you know, help guide it through.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But so there is a decent amount of people in
their rooms. It's not like you could really get away
with it.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I would be horrible. I mean, scrub this all right,
very good, Very good. I appreciate your honesty, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, no problem in.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
A role where but they're regular people. Where they're regular people.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
I understand that Elliott.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, but I mean horny. People are horny. People get horny.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
But but it's like, even if it happened here, we
always talk about how this is not a normal workplace.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Everyone be like, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I wouldn't, Elliott, come on, You'd like it for the
fun talking about it. Yeah, but it wouldn't be allowed
to continue to go on.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
That is true. But it's not allowed to continue to
go on at hospitals.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
And also when you're wearing scrubs or.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
You're wearingus you're hot scrubs, you're.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Hot, like and you're incomfortable shoes.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
What is my sight?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Girls and scrubs, nurses and scrubs, scrub scrubs gone wild?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
But I'm thinking about like, if your underwear is going
to be on display, you can't wear a comfy pair.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Why because you're gonna be hooking up?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wait, you can't wear comfy pair of what underwear? I'm
gonna pull them down, move your underwear side, get after it.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
You don't care? No, okay, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now I have to bring a change of scrubs because
mine looks like I spilled.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh damn, patient in room thirteen. I got fluids. Where
am I going? Line thirteen? Hi Ellie in the morning.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Hello, Hello, Hi, I'm a nurse. Oh calling in on
the issue. I worked in a cardiac unit and there
was a doctor that was coming on to me, and
I told one of my other nurse friends about it.
He goes, oh, you know, one of our mutual friends
is sleeping with him, and I was like, are you

(15:04):
kidding me?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
He was.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
She was doing it in the cars and they meet
after work hours. But I noticed there was another they
were talking about, this cardiac doctor and I noticed the
same last name was in in the emergency room and
I was like, oh, he floats down here, and I'm like, no,
his wife works down here. I'm like, oh my gosh,
with all the nerves nurses. Doctor, Yeah, it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, okay, so now I have Now I have two
questions for you.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Number One, the doctor that was hitting on you, You
didn't you didn't scrub out and.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Go go hook up?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
No, No, he was.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
He was.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
He looked like a.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
A disgusting version of like Kenny g He was not
cractic at all.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Right now, he's just on the.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
But that would but do you agree, like there was
the nurse from New York and then a couple of
the other ones.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
This goes on all the time.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Oh yes, because it wasn't the only cardiac the cardiac
doctors sleeping with a nurse in my unit. There was
a couple of them. That's very common.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
When but is it is it a matter of and
I hope I say this right, Like, there's a couple
of categories. Right, there's just listen, they're doctors, they're nurses,
and we do we pedestal them, and we should like
they say people, but at the end of the day,
they're they're people, right, and they they have bites and scratches.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So there's that. There's that category number two.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Though, Is there is there a rush that comes with Diane,
did you just spill?

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Didn't spill?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
You just knocked it over?

Speaker 6 (16:48):
No, I knocked the mouse over. The bottle is still sealed.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Okay, thank you, sorry, sorry nurse, sorry the no.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, But is there is there anything too, like you
could be you could find yourself working at a hospital
where there were like there's a tense moment or just
not because somebody's dying, but like there's there's something that
is a big adrenaline rush right, you have to run
down there there. You know, they're they're flatlining. I'm hitting

(17:15):
them with the paddles and stuff, and everything gets done
and you wrap it up. Well, there may be a
little bit of exhaustion, but there may also be a
like a rush that came along with that.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
And yeah, yeah, yeah, you see what I mean. There's
some there's definitely some bonding on a different level that
you can connect with this person and understand each other
and what you're going through. So there is that, and
some people, you know, maybe they find that very attractive.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, oh, I get each other.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Listen, I get that also, And I mean early on
you guys are working forty five million hours.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Yes, and a lot of nurses trauma bond. There's there's
this level of bond you get with these people that
you don't get with your friends that don't do this.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, because there's a we get sure. I have it
with Diane. We trauma. All right, Very good, very good,
Thank you, ma'am, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
On my way home today, I'll pass by Virginia Hospital
Center and I'm going to look and all I'm going
to think is, God, how much if I could stop
everything that how much sex is going on in the
hospital at every given moment,
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