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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I learned something about cruises yesterday and I really want
to go. I really want to go on one, but
Jackie won't go. You know when I'll uh, you know,
you know what, I'll go on a cruise. That's how all,
that's how I'll convalesce as a widower.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You're gonna wait till she dies.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, she's not gonna go, Like, she won't go with me.
She won't go on a cruise, So what am I
gonna do? Like, Hey, jack I don't know what we're
doing this summer, but I'm going on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Maybe you make that one of your your solo instead
of just going to Canada.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
But I don't know if I would like it as
much by yourself.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah, you are usually the biggest celebrant of solo travel.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Love a solo vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I love a solo vacation, but like, yeah, because I've
never done it before.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
But listen, I didn't know I like pizza.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Hey, if something is gonna be miserable, it's gonna be
all us.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Anyway, let me grab line seven. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
With me?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Kat? I am fantastic. Thank you you've been how recently.
Were you on a cruise?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
I went to November from my anniversary.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh, happy anniversary.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And I don't know that it matters, but where, like,
what kind of what kind of cruise was it?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
We went on Carnival out of California, which blew out there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Are you Did you notice any quackers on the cruise ship?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Like the height of ducks?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, thank you. I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
The jeep ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yes, it's a whole scavenger hunt thing.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
It's sad they dress them up on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It sounds awesome, No, it really does. So there.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well, you're gonna have to give me more details because
my gut reaction is this is why I don't cruis.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, no, no, no, wait that and virus awesome?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, come on, kat, tell them that it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We searched for him for the first day or two
and then it kind of got old because everyone was
like hiding them every five seconds.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So did you find any for the first day or
two and that's about it? Did you find any?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We found two of them. I think my husband posted
it to his Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
There you go. What was was there? A cool backstory
to the duck that you found.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
One of them was from like an older lesbian couple,
which was really cool, and they had like a whole
story feed. So you'd like to learn more about them
and link up with them if you wanted to.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I don't want to hook up with them, but I
understand the backstory.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
How do you find out the story of the duck?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Can I just real quickly point out that two seconds
ago Diane was like, oh, this and nourovirus And now
it looks like somebody has had.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Their an Like what is there like a QR code
on it? And then you scan it and then it
tells you like the story of why the duck was
left where it was.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Now you realized that is a that's a ridiculous question.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, oh no, she said, she found out the story
of the.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Couple, right, Tell Diane how you found out tho.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
They all have a little tag on them, So they
have like a little piece of paper that links you
to their Instagram and people can hashtag it and.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And if they don't want to give up their personal
Instagram cat, you'll know this. They may be part of
like a group, like a Facebook group. It may be
like and there's a bunch of like like like if
you were from Manassas, you'd be part of Manassas Quackers.
And so you may be in that Facebook group and
then people can go in there. I don't know why
you're shaking your head, no the but yeah, so it
(03:34):
is Hey, thank you, Cat, thank you. So everybody's into
it now, so and and people. It goes two ways. Oh,
I should have asked cat because they didn't know. They
didn't bring ducks with them, but they say that sometimes
that you go. So there's three there's three different types
of quackers, right, and you could you can cross pollinate
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into all of them. There are people that go on
scavenger hunts and it's not like they host it where
there's clues, but you just look around the boat and
you'll see the ducks and you can collect them. And
then you have to either you can do one of
two things. You can pay it forward and then go
hide it elsewhere on the boat, or you can save
it and take it on your next cruise and hide it,
(04:19):
or you can just keep it. A lot of people
just like to keep them because it represents their connection
to people all around the world. It's not just Americans
that cruise, Diane, So they have that. And then there
are also people that'll go like, hey, we're going on
a cruise, let's go out and buy like a hundred
like some.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
People bring like one hundred ducks.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
My god.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And then they will they will like you're saying that,
like you think it's cool, They'll buy the one hundred ducks.
Now keep in mind you have to, Oh, you might
like this part of it because of D and D.
But a lot of people will will paint them up
so that they are very representative of who they are
and where they're from.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So like for me, for example.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
If I was a quacker, I may get all the
ducks and paint them up as like Washington capitals. And
so there's Ov Duck and Willie Duck and McMichael Duck
and Lynn Grin Duck. I keep going, I can go
through the whole farivari duck, chicken and duck. Oh, but
he would be a baby duck, so it would be
chicken and chick. Anyway, you get my point. So anyway, Yeah,
(05:23):
and then they get on the boat, right, and sometimes
you don't want to just blow your load all at once,
so they may they may hide if it's a five
day cruise. They may hide twenty a day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So it's NonStop. Well it's not the it's not nods.
You grow tired of it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And I'm assuming by these numbers and this interest, that
you have no choice but to be in the middle
of it all, especially if you have kids.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I bet no, And again, shame on you, Shame on you.
Why it's mostly adults don't because I told you now.
They may have if a family is there, they may
tell their kids, like while I'm at the pool, drink
and go look for ducks.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
But the quackers themselves are adults.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
We we My daughter found something similar to this Universal
Studios last year, and I treated it like a bag
of drugs because I didn't know what it was. But
there was a little piece of paper in there that
told you you should look it up on page keep
or hide you decide yes, I told her, well, we're
(06:29):
not going to throw it away in case the person
who put it there is staring at this location waiting
to see who picks it up. We're also not hiding
it again because that's littering. We literate you will take
it in the car, dispose of it at the hotel.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So you're bringing the drugs in the car.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
She said, well, I could tell they weren't drugs. It
was little like trinkets or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Were they ducks?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Like they said, like a lot of people will paint
them up to look like the ducks on vacation, Like
a lot of people paint them up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What. Well, I can't tell if you're mocking, but a
lot of people will paint it up and it'll be
like sailor duck. And then on the tag it'll be
like I would put on there, like Elliott Siegel, Arlington, Virginia.
And then my I'm not on Instagram, but like, you know,
here's here's the history of the duck. And then people
would take pictures with my duck and post it and
and and share with me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
And that's what she said. She's like, well, can you
at least post that we found it? Yeah, yess through
the official show account. No, I'm not on social media,
so that's a big and I think it's fantastic cruise
lines endorsing this. Well, see that's where we've run into
a little bit of problem. Meaning what some cruise lines
(07:40):
have like totally.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Embraced it and said what a great what a great
thing like it gets guests interacting it. It's a community
of people. And then there's cruise lines that are like, no,
don't do this. If they'll send they'll send their staff
around and they'll go out and collect them so that
(08:04):
nobody else could get their ducks.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, they call them the duck dicks.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
But and you know, if you're saying people are bringing
a hundred in their luggage.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
People will bring clothes and then a duffel bag of ducks.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Now you have to leave it on the shore.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Why where where does it say in the rules? Can
I not bring a T shirt round the trash? It's
not trash. You know you're you're a duck dick. The
one the one cruise line that has said and by
the way, their excuse is horrible Disney. Oh Disney doesn't
(08:44):
want them on there.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
There. And now they're you know what their excuse.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Is, we sell ducks in the gift shop.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, no, no, what they're saying is, well, people throw
them overboard and then we get back.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Because no one does that. I and I said littering
at Universal, it's not littering.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Littering is like, oh, I'm done with this hamburger and
I throw the wrapper. If I'm playing a game and
I put a duck out there, I'm not littering.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh what luck, Diane? You found a duck.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh you're you know what? That makes you a lucky
ducky quacker?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
What's tyler duck?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Dick dick?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We did?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We threw it away at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Just leave it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Let someone else find it. Make someone else's day, Make
someone else's day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I did. My daughter was excited until I told her
once we got back.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Of drug, that's littering.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
What the alternate plan was, I was to dispose of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So Disney thinks the kids are gonna throw that's what
they're going with. Well, they'll throw them overboard? By that,
who's throwing the ducks overboard?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You would? No? I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I could see that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, I got a post that I found it.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
You're gonna post and you've already found dozens?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, because then I'll rehide it or maybe I'll take
it on my next cruise.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Too. Hi, elliot.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The morning they say some ducks have been pushed in
multiple times, so like multiple years.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh my god, Yeah, that's awesome. I'm sorry. Yes, ma'am,
I'm reading about these losers, not losers.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
This person's hidding the two thousand ducks over the past
two years.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's a thousand ducks a year. But is that the
woman that goes on eight cruises a year?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Kelly May? Yeah, she goes on eight cruises a year.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
She wasn't four, but she got really into the ducks,
so she doubled it anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm sorry, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Republic of Fun.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Ma'am. Are you there?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yes. What can I do for you? Are you a cruiser?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
I am. I'm actually going on Sunday on one.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are you really how long are you going out for?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I'm going for five days?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Good for you? Are you a quacker?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I am?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I'm actually bringing about twenty ducks with me.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
That a girl.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't listen to Tyler, he's a duck dick. Hey, what
what what do you put on your tag? Well, first
of all, do you do you do? You paint them
up to be cool?
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I got a bunch of them on Amazon. They sell
a whole bunch of them, So they're all dressed up
our race and they have a tag with them.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You know what I'm going on Elliot's Etsy. There we go.
And what who are you going on the cruise with?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
She answered, my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Now is your husband into it? Or is he like Jesus,
please don't call the radio.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
No, he's into it. He was very excited for us
to get them yesterday. Right, So gonna putting a tag
on them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And and on the tags does it say does it
say like like how to get like how to how
to like so somebody could post and you would know,
like they could tag you in so you.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Would know.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
It does not the one that we have. It's just
basically you can put if you want. You could put
your name where you're from, right, and I guess if
you want it, so you can put, you know, like
some tag or whatever on it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hey, by the way, I don't know how much space
you have, but if you want to just do like
hashtag E I T M online, that would be awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah. Please, No, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hashtag big TrashTag duck dick, hashtag duck dick.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Hey, what is it?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I can do that?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you do you also go out like like.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Going out hiding.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's gotta be fun, like I would do it like
sleuthy in the middle of the night. Not on Disney,
because they send their people out to get them. What
is the what? And then so like you'll spend a
day or two hiding them out. Well, you spread them out.
But do you guys also go looking for the ducks? Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes, my daughters sent So actually you're saying about Disney.
I went on a Disney cruise last year. She found
twelve ducks on the Disney cruise. That was right before
they banned them.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, oh wait, so Disney is fully banned them. I
thought they just discouraged it. But they've banned.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Them at last. I heard them.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yet, wouldn't you think the company that celebrates a duck
would be fine with quackers?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Think of the health of the ocean?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh god, please, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Send me pick, thank you, send me pictures, have fun
quackery bye.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
And you see everybody gets excited.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They said, there's people running around like decks yelling I
found one. I found one, and then they all kind
of like huddle together to see where it's from. And
they also said, like, let's say we're at what part
of the cruise ship are we at? Like we're we're
just we're laying out on the lido, right, and there
could be there could be a couple next to us. Well,
I come back, I'm like Jack, I found Well, she's
(13:53):
not with me because I'm on my widower trip.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I found one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And then all of a sudden, like families or couples,
not just families like kids, it's adults. Couples are like, oh,
let me see your duck. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Where's it from?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I got a friend who lives there.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's such a it's such a great ice breaker and
communal building.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
He's saying she died, but I think she left him.
What a dork. Danny sends over one from the Jam Cruise.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Right, Oh wait are they doing it on?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Like like my d well, it's interesting to tag on
this duck did promote a set later that night from
one of the bands.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Oh so, like, who do we know that's done a cruise? Well,
the Jam Cruise is followed on X by Carbon Leaf.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh okay, Oh so Barry has to go around, well Barry.
Most of the time, Barry cleans up garbage.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Not Barry. That's that's Terry.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Barry.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Barry gets to hide him. Terry has to clean the water.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Terry's got the big duffel bag.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Hey, hide it in your hair. Yeah, so so carbon leaf.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So so Barry goes out and he hides the ducks,
promoting their set. Very smart, and Carter just sits in
his room and rolls his eyes.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Danny says, I still have the duck and we'll hide
it next time on the trip.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
See that's awesome, that's great. Like think of the Kiss Cruise,
like so Paul oh Man. But they put on makeup
so they blend in.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Well, yeah you say that, Cappy says, for the Carolina
Panthers cruise, someone painted up ducks with the helmets.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Awesome, awesome, that's a lot of work. The it's it's
not Diane.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If I can quote the greatest generation, find something you
love and it'll never be worked. So maybe they really
enjoy painting him up. Oh and by the way, Cappy
is kept the duck.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
But in this article, Kelly May was the name who
has two thousand ducks. Yeah, last year she sells ducks. Also,
how many ducks do you think she sells every month?
What does she have like her own little store where
she will I guess.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How many selling, like a hundred month, four thousand?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh my god, who's laughing now? Who's laughing?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Now?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Sells T shirts dying if you're interested with duck inspired
saying such as who gives a duck? Cruising quackers, duck
detective Agency haha, and get lucky find a ducky.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well for someone who's so into it, I just found
a Christmas present.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Well, I'm not going on a cruise, Diana, you know why.
I gotta have a bag of ducks and Jack you
will what's that for? I'll go the week after you die?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The T shirt so for your future cruise?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The no, no, but that's pretty good. But they do
have tags that says who gives a duck? And then
there's this line underneath for you to put your name
and location.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
In it, so you don't have to keep it famly friendly.
You said it is mostly adults.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What if I said that isn't family friendly? And it
is mostly adults. I don't know, play on the F word,
but we're adults. And by the way, who gives They
say the same thing at a wedding, who gives this bride?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
And then the father does and nobody's like, oh well.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
This is disgusting. Who gives a duck and Elliott does?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Summer says this hashtag widow This actually makes her want
to go on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, Summer, let's go together.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hashtag Elliot, hashtag summer Summer of Elliot, who gives a duck?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Summer does? Oh my god, get lucky find a ducky?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Now, who's this?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Those are just two people that met and they are
showing their love of being quackers. And by the way,
those two guys you would never put them together, but
look how the duck commit the quacker community brought them together.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So this is Diane who you are sitting next to
at dinner, mister duckman, who has an all over print
duck shirt on, has duck lanyards, a hat, and is
holding a duck as the entrees have arrived.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
By the way, you know, you know what I you
know what I want to do. I want to get
my ducks autographed. I want to go a disco theme,
follow me Summer, pay attention a disco theme, and I
want him to be disco ducks and I want them
autographed by rich Dy's.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I mean as as radio goes. That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Hashtag e I TM online hashtag rich Dy's hashtag summer hashtag,
hashtag widower line.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Mister duck boy, you're mister duck Blay, mister duck man
hides hundreds for each cruise.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
That's awesome. Hi, Yellie of the morning.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Hey, it's me.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It's Kimberly.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Hey Kimberly, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
So I hit about a thousand ducks in.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
My parents I'm sorry say that again.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I got.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I hid about a thousand duck in my parents'.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
House because their cruises.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
No, no, nothing to do with the cruise. Just for fun.
My parents went away for their anniversary. Me, my best
friend and my daughter hid about a thousand tiny little
rubber duckies all through my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't get it to annoy them.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
It was fun.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, but that's not quacking.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
No, but it was just something fun to do.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Like they're still finding them. We hid them four or
five months ago, all right, Like we put them in
light fictures. We put them in my dad's coffee mugs.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Hey, do you, by the way, you know who I
bet this pisses off. Hey, thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
What's it called when your your spouse is still alive
but your kids are dead? Oh my god, I kill them?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No? No, you know who? I you know who? I bet?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
This really kind of wrinkles the feathers of more than
us bother me not you, by the way, what a
great I don't know whose Instagram page this is, but
that look at all the.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Ducks is cruising underscore ducks?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, that's great. Look at all the diane. Oh they
got them all laid out on their bed. Oh who
gives a duck?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Which? So is it? Summer?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Does headitive?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
For some people it is like, you know, I'm gonna
find more than summer.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Like that's that's one haul for what god?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah for not for one ship for for one person.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yes, that's what they found. And I tell you what.
You know who's got one less summer? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Absolutely, you spend your whole trip doing this? You think
you spent your whole trip? No to find that many?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, you just walk around.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I know I know somebody who's got a thousand of
them hitting.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
In their house?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Are they hiding in planes site?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, I've never been on a cruise. I'll let you
know after Jackie dies. The No, some people hide them
behind chairs. Some people hide them behind like garbage can
Some people.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
People are like crawling around on the floor and looking
under things and.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So with so whenever you're looking for something, you get
down and crawl like a baby.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Diane Jesus cauculations. That's good. That's on a lot of
the ducks. By the way. Oh, that's a good one.
He's in a tuxedo. It must have been. What's that
cruise line where you have to be real.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
There's no way they No, they're probably worse than for
the fish to take you off at the next port.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's bad for the fish.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know what else is bad for the fish? No?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But you know who?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I bet this wrinkles the feathers up, jeep owners. This
is our wait, go up, scroll up.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Look at that one. What is that?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Not that pick?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
This the tea bag, hyphen bag. No, No, go right
above it, go right above it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
That this crochet. Yeah, so you're allowed to have it
be a different medium. It doesn't duck.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It doesn't say rubber that oh my god, garbage. It's
not garbage.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Here's some here's my.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Summer. I found our outfit.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's who I'm sitting next to at dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
So his sweater it says, uh, one hundred days splashing
in one hundred days. He probably has attached to his sweater.
What would you say, seventy five ducks one hundred?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I would guess, Yeah. Hey, can I ask you a
question though? Are those velcrowd on or did he sew
those on?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
God, the summer no needle point wow?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
And the shower cap with the rubber ducks on, honest
kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Oh my, I would just glare if someone had finally
convinced that to go on a cruise your vacation watching
me have fun the whole time at them. By the way,
my wife died and I'm having fun. You're there with
your family and you're miserable.
I learned something about cruises yesterday and I really want
to go. I really want to go on one, but
Jackie won't go. You know when I'll uh, you know,
you know what, I'll go on a cruise. That's how all,
that's how I'll convalesce as a widower.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You're gonna wait till she dies.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, she's not gonna go, Like, she won't go with me.
She won't go on a cruise, So what am I
gonna do? Like, Hey, jack I don't know what we're
doing this summer, but I'm going on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Maybe you make that one of your your solo instead
of just going to Canada.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
But I don't know if I would like it as
much by yourself.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah, you are usually the biggest celebrant of solo travel.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Love a solo vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I love a solo vacation, but like, yeah, because I've
never done it before.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
But listen, I didn't know I like pizza.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Hey, if something is gonna be miserable, it's gonna be
all us.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Anyway, let me grab line seven. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
With me?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Kat? I am fantastic. Thank you you've been how recently.
Were you on a cruise?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
I went to November from my anniversary.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh, happy anniversary.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And I don't know that it matters, but where, like,
what kind of what kind of cruise was it?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
We went on Carnival out of California, which blew out there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Are you Did you notice any quackers on the cruise ship?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Like the height of ducks?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, thank you. I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
The jeep ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yes, it's a whole scavenger hunt thing.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
It's sad they dress them up on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It sounds awesome, No, it really does. So there.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well, you're gonna have to give me more details because
my gut reaction is this is why I don't cruis.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, no, no, no, wait that and virus awesome?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, come on, kat, tell them that it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We searched for him for the first day or two
and then it kind of got old because everyone was
like hiding them every five seconds.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So did you find any for the first day or
two and that's about it? Did you find any?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We found two of them. I think my husband posted
it to his Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
There you go. What was was there? A cool backstory
to the duck that you found.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
One of them was from like an older lesbian couple,
which was really cool, and they had like a whole
story feed. So you'd like to learn more about them
and link up with them if you wanted to.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I don't want to hook up with them, but I
understand the backstory.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
How do you find out the story of the duck?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Can I just real quickly point out that two seconds
ago Diane was like, oh, this and nourovirus And now
it looks like somebody has had.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Their an Like what is there like a QR code
on it? And then you scan it and then it
tells you like the story of why the duck was
left where it was.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Now you realized that is a that's a ridiculous question.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, oh no, she said, she found out the story
of the.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Couple, right, Tell Diane how you found out tho.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
They all have a little tag on them, So they
have like a little piece of paper that links you
to their Instagram and people can hashtag it and.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And if they don't want to give up their personal
Instagram cat, you'll know this. They may be part of
like a group, like a Facebook group. It may be
like and there's a bunch of like like like if
you were from Manassas, you'd be part of Manassas Quackers.
And so you may be in that Facebook group and
then people can go in there. I don't know why
you're shaking your head, no the but yeah, so it
(03:34):
is Hey, thank you, Cat, thank you. So everybody's into
it now, so and and people. It goes two ways. Oh,
I should have asked cat because they didn't know. They
didn't bring ducks with them, but they say that sometimes
that you go. So there's three there's three different types
of quackers, right, and you could you can cross pollinate
(03:54):
into all of them. There are people that go on
scavenger hunts and it's not like they host it where
there's clues, but you just look around the boat and
you'll see the ducks and you can collect them. And
then you have to either you can do one of
two things. You can pay it forward and then go
hide it elsewhere on the boat, or you can save
it and take it on your next cruise and hide it,
(04:19):
or you can just keep it. A lot of people
just like to keep them because it represents their connection
to people all around the world. It's not just Americans
that cruise, Diane, So they have that. And then there
are also people that'll go like, hey, we're going on
a cruise, let's go out and buy like a hundred
like some.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
People bring like one hundred ducks.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
My god.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And then they will they will like you're saying that,
like you think it's cool, They'll buy the one hundred ducks.
Now keep in mind you have to, Oh, you might
like this part of it because of D and D.
But a lot of people will will paint them up
so that they are very representative of who they are
and where they're from.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So like for me, for example.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
If I was a quacker, I may get all the
ducks and paint them up as like Washington capitals. And
so there's Ov Duck and Willie Duck and McMichael Duck
and Lynn Grin Duck. I keep going, I can go
through the whole farivari duck, chicken and duck. Oh, but
he would be a baby duck, so it would be
chicken and chick. Anyway, you get my point. So anyway, Yeah,
(05:23):
and then they get on the boat, right, and sometimes
you don't want to just blow your load all at once,
so they may they may hide if it's a five
day cruise. They may hide twenty a day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So it's NonStop. Well it's not the it's not nods.
You grow tired of it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And I'm assuming by these numbers and this interest, that
you have no choice but to be in the middle
of it all, especially if you have kids.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I bet no, And again, shame on you, Shame on you.
Why it's mostly adults don't because I told you now.
They may have if a family is there, they may
tell their kids, like while I'm at the pool, drink
and go look for ducks.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
But the quackers themselves are adults.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
We we My daughter found something similar to this Universal
Studios last year, and I treated it like a bag
of drugs because I didn't know what it was. But
there was a little piece of paper in there that
told you you should look it up on page keep
or hide you decide yes, I told her, well, we're
(06:29):
not going to throw it away in case the person
who put it there is staring at this location waiting
to see who picks it up. We're also not hiding
it again because that's littering. We literate you will take
it in the car, dispose of it at the hotel.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So you're bringing the drugs in the car.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
She said, well, I could tell they weren't drugs. It
was little like trinkets or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Were they ducks?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Like they said, like a lot of people will paint
them up to look like the ducks on vacation, Like
a lot of people paint them up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What. Well, I can't tell if you're mocking, but a
lot of people will paint it up and it'll be
like sailor duck. And then on the tag it'll be
like I would put on there, like Elliott Siegel, Arlington, Virginia.
And then my I'm not on Instagram, but like, you know,
here's here's the history of the duck. And then people
would take pictures with my duck and post it and
and and share with me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
And that's what she said. She's like, well, can you
at least post that we found it? Yeah, yess through
the official show account. No, I'm not on social media,
so that's a big and I think it's fantastic cruise
lines endorsing this. Well, see that's where we've run into
a little bit of problem. Meaning what some cruise lines
(07:40):
have like totally.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Embraced it and said what a great what a great
thing like it gets guests interacting it. It's a community
of people. And then there's cruise lines that are like, no,
don't do this. If they'll send they'll send their staff
around and they'll go out and collect them so that
(08:04):
nobody else could get their ducks.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, they call them the duck dicks.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
But and you know, if you're saying people are bringing
a hundred in their luggage.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
People will bring clothes and then a duffel bag of ducks.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Now you have to leave it on the shore.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Why where where does it say in the rules? Can
I not bring a T shirt round the trash? It's
not trash. You know you're you're a duck dick. The
one the one cruise line that has said and by
the way, their excuse is horrible Disney. Oh Disney doesn't
(08:44):
want them on there.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
There. And now they're you know what their excuse.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Is, we sell ducks in the gift shop.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, no, no, what they're saying is, well, people throw
them overboard and then we get back.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Because no one does that. I and I said littering
at Universal, it's not littering.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Littering is like, oh, I'm done with this hamburger and
I throw the wrapper. If I'm playing a game and
I put a duck out there, I'm not littering.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh what luck, Diane? You found a duck.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh you're you know what? That makes you a lucky
ducky quacker?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
What's tyler duck?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Dick dick?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We did?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We threw it away at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Just leave it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Let someone else find it. Make someone else's day, Make
someone else's day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I did. My daughter was excited until I told her
once we got back.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Of drug, that's littering.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
What the alternate plan was, I was to dispose of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So Disney thinks the kids are gonna throw that's what
they're going with. Well, they'll throw them overboard? By that,
who's throwing the ducks overboard?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You would? No? I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I could see that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, I got a post that I found it.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
You're gonna post and you've already found dozens?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, because then I'll rehide it or maybe I'll take
it on my next cruise.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Too. Hi, elliot.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The morning they say some ducks have been pushed in
multiple times, so like multiple years.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh my god, Yeah, that's awesome. I'm sorry. Yes, ma'am,
I'm reading about these losers, not losers.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
This person's hidding the two thousand ducks over the past
two years.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's a thousand ducks a year. But is that the
woman that goes on eight cruises a year?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Kelly May? Yeah, she goes on eight cruises a year.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
She wasn't four, but she got really into the ducks,
so she doubled it anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm sorry, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Republic of Fun.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Ma'am. Are you there?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yes. What can I do for you? Are you a cruiser?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
I am. I'm actually going on Sunday on one.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are you really how long are you going out for?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I'm going for five days?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Good for you? Are you a quacker?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I am?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I'm actually bringing about twenty ducks with me.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
That a girl.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't listen to Tyler, he's a duck dick. Hey, what
what what do you put on your tag? Well, first
of all, do you do you do? You paint them
up to be cool?
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I got a bunch of them on Amazon. They sell
a whole bunch of them, So they're all dressed up
our race and they have a tag with them.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You know what I'm going on Elliot's Etsy. There we go.
And what who are you going on the cruise with?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
She answered, my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Now is your husband into it? Or is he like Jesus,
please don't call the radio.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
No, he's into it. He was very excited for us
to get them yesterday. Right, So gonna putting a tag
on them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And and on the tags does it say does it
say like like how to get like how to how
to like so somebody could post and you would know,
like they could tag you in so you.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Would know.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
It does not the one that we have. It's just
basically you can put if you want. You could put
your name where you're from, right, and I guess if
you want it, so you can put, you know, like
some tag or whatever on it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hey, by the way, I don't know how much space
you have, but if you want to just do like
hashtag E I T M online, that would be awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah. Please, No, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hashtag big TrashTag duck dick, hashtag duck dick.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Hey, what is it?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I can do that?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you do you also go out like like.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Going out hiding.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's gotta be fun, like I would do it like
sleuthy in the middle of the night. Not on Disney,
because they send their people out to get them. What
is the what? And then so like you'll spend a
day or two hiding them out. Well, you spread them out.
But do you guys also go looking for the ducks? Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes, my daughters sent So actually you're saying about Disney.
I went on a Disney cruise last year. She found
twelve ducks on the Disney cruise. That was right before
they banned them.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, oh wait, so Disney is fully banned them. I
thought they just discouraged it. But they've banned.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Them at last. I heard them.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yet, wouldn't you think the company that celebrates a duck
would be fine with quackers?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Think of the health of the ocean?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh god, please, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Send me pick, thank you, send me pictures, have fun
quackery bye.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
And you see everybody gets excited.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They said, there's people running around like decks yelling I
found one. I found one, and then they all kind
of like huddle together to see where it's from. And
they also said, like, let's say we're at what part
of the cruise ship are we at? Like we're we're
just we're laying out on the lido, right, and there
could be there could be a couple next to us. Well,
I come back, I'm like Jack, I found Well, she's
(13:53):
not with me because I'm on my widower trip.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I found one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And then all of a sudden, like families or couples,
not just families like kids, it's adults. Couples are like, oh,
let me see your duck. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Where's it from?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I got a friend who lives there.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's such a it's such a great ice breaker and
communal building.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
He's saying she died, but I think she left him.
What a dork. Danny sends over one from the Jam Cruise.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Right, Oh wait are they doing it on?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Like like my d well, it's interesting to tag on
this duck did promote a set later that night from
one of the bands.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Oh so, like, who do we know that's done a cruise? Well,
the Jam Cruise is followed on X by Carbon Leaf.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh okay, Oh so Barry has to go around, well Barry.
Most of the time, Barry cleans up garbage.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Not Barry. That's that's Terry.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Barry.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Barry gets to hide him. Terry has to clean the water.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Terry's got the big duffel bag.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Hey, hide it in your hair. Yeah, so so carbon leaf.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So so Barry goes out and he hides the ducks,
promoting their set. Very smart, and Carter just sits in
his room and rolls his eyes.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Danny says, I still have the duck and we'll hide
it next time on the trip.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
See that's awesome, that's great. Like think of the Kiss Cruise,
like so Paul oh Man. But they put on makeup
so they blend in.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Well, yeah you say that, Cappy says, for the Carolina
Panthers cruise, someone painted up ducks with the helmets.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Awesome, awesome, that's a lot of work. The it's it's
not Diane.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If I can quote the greatest generation, find something you
love and it'll never be worked. So maybe they really
enjoy painting him up. Oh and by the way, Cappy
is kept the duck.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
But in this article, Kelly May was the name who
has two thousand ducks. Yeah, last year she sells ducks. Also,
how many ducks do you think she sells every month?
What does she have like her own little store where
she will I guess.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How many selling, like a hundred month, four thousand?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh my god, who's laughing now? Who's laughing?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Now?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Sells T shirts dying if you're interested with duck inspired
saying such as who gives a duck? Cruising quackers, duck
detective Agency haha, and get lucky find a ducky.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well for someone who's so into it, I just found
a Christmas present.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Well, I'm not going on a cruise, Diana, you know why.
I gotta have a bag of ducks and Jack you
will what's that for? I'll go the week after you die?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The T shirt so for your future cruise?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The no, no, but that's pretty good. But they do
have tags that says who gives a duck? And then
there's this line underneath for you to put your name
and location.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
In it, so you don't have to keep it famly friendly.
You said it is mostly adults.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What if I said that isn't family friendly? And it
is mostly adults. I don't know, play on the F word,
but we're adults. And by the way, who gives They
say the same thing at a wedding, who gives this bride?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
And then the father does and nobody's like, oh well.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
This is disgusting. Who gives a duck and Elliott does?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Summer says this hashtag widow This actually makes her want
to go on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, Summer, let's go together.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hashtag Elliot, hashtag summer Summer of Elliot, who gives a duck?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Summer does? Oh my god, get lucky find a ducky?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Now, who's this?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Those are just two people that met and they are
showing their love of being quackers. And by the way,
those two guys you would never put them together, but
look how the duck commit the quacker community brought them together.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So this is Diane who you are sitting next to
at dinner, mister duckman, who has an all over print
duck shirt on, has duck lanyards, a hat, and is
holding a duck as the entrees have arrived.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
By the way, you know, you know what I you
know what I want to do. I want to get
my ducks autographed. I want to go a disco theme,
follow me Summer, pay attention a disco theme, and I
want him to be disco ducks and I want them
autographed by rich Dy's.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I mean as as radio goes. That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Hashtag e I TM online hashtag rich Dy's hashtag summer hashtag,
hashtag widower line.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Mister duck boy, you're mister duck Blay, mister duck man
hides hundreds for each cruise.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
That's awesome. Hi, Yellie of the morning.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Hey, it's me.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It's Kimberly.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Hey Kimberly, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
So I hit about a thousand ducks in.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
My parents I'm sorry say that again.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I got.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I hid about a thousand duck in my parents'.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
House because their cruises.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
No, no, nothing to do with the cruise. Just for fun.
My parents went away for their anniversary. Me, my best
friend and my daughter hid about a thousand tiny little
rubber duckies all through my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't get it to annoy them.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
It was fun.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, but that's not quacking.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
No, but it was just something fun to do.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Like they're still finding them. We hid them four or
five months ago, all right, Like we put them in
light fictures. We put them in my dad's coffee mugs.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Hey, do you, by the way, you know who I
bet this pisses off. Hey, thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
What's it called when your your spouse is still alive
but your kids are dead? Oh my god, I kill them?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No? No, you know who? I you know who? I bet?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
This really kind of wrinkles the feathers of more than
us bother me not you, by the way, what a
great I don't know whose Instagram page this is, but
that look at all the.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Ducks is cruising underscore ducks?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, that's great. Look at all the diane. Oh they
got them all laid out on their bed. Oh who
gives a duck?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Which? So is it? Summer?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Does headitive?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
For some people it is like, you know, I'm gonna
find more than summer.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Like that's that's one haul for what god?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah for not for one ship for for one person.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yes, that's what they found. And I tell you what.
You know who's got one less summer? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Absolutely, you spend your whole trip doing this? You think
you spent your whole trip? No to find that many?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, you just walk around.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I know I know somebody who's got a thousand of
them hitting.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
In their house?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Are they hiding in planes site?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, I've never been on a cruise. I'll let you
know after Jackie dies. The No, some people hide them
behind chairs. Some people hide them behind like garbage can
Some people.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
People are like crawling around on the floor and looking
under things and.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So with so whenever you're looking for something, you get
down and crawl like a baby.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Diane Jesus cauculations. That's good. That's on a lot of
the ducks. By the way. Oh, that's a good one.
He's in a tuxedo. It must have been. What's that
cruise line where you have to be real.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
There's no way they No, they're probably worse than for
the fish to take you off at the next port.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's bad for the fish.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know what else is bad for the fish? No?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But you know who?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I bet this wrinkles the feathers up, jeep owners. This
is our wait, go up, scroll up.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Look at that one. What is that?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Not that pick?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
This the tea bag, hyphen bag. No, No, go right
above it, go right above it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
That this crochet. Yeah, so you're allowed to have it
be a different medium. It doesn't duck.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It doesn't say rubber that oh my god, garbage. It's
not garbage.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Here's some here's my.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Summer. I found our outfit.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's who I'm sitting next to at dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
So his sweater it says, uh, one hundred days splashing
in one hundred days. He probably has attached to his sweater.
What would you say, seventy five ducks one hundred?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I would guess, Yeah. Hey, can I ask you a
question though? Are those velcrowd on or did he sew
those on?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
God, the summer no needle point wow?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
And the shower cap with the rubber ducks on, honest
kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Oh my, I would just glare if someone had finally
convinced that to go on a cruise your vacation watching
me have fun the whole time at them. By the way,
my wife died and I'm having fun. You're there with
your family and you're miserable.
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