EITM: Ramp Down 6/5/25

Bringing fun to a knife fight.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where did you have your knife when you pulled in
fus right by my side?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did you really tell me it wasn't still in the bag?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It was.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I can pull this out pretty quickly. Kristen requested yesterday
that I bring a knife in. She said the same
with me too. I did not bring one in.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I always have a knife in my car. You do, yeah, always? Yeah, No,
because Kristen yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
So yesterday we had the the I don't even know
what you call them. We had the sketchy people. Yeah,
the sketchy people on look at that on the uh
what' you call it? On the ramp into the parking
garage and it's a little disarming at two o'clock in
the morning where there's just some darrel likes hanging out
down there. So yesterday Kristen came into the office.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
She was like, hey, like I know that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't know if the building did anything. They weren't
there today. But Christ it was like, do you have
a knife. I was like, yeah, I always have a knife
in the car. You never know when s is going
to go south. And christ was like, oh, yeah, but
you brought you u you brought one in with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I mean I could do some damage with this once
I removed the top of it, which is a spork.
But that that leaves my victim on assuming that I
could do anything, because it looks just like a camping utensil.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It is a camping UTENSI no, it's not my frozen shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
The derrelic didn't even do anything. It looks like I
was dabb Does it really hurt? Oh, I can't do it.
Any assailant's gonna run away from that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hey, I didn't do anything, dnish, I see I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I can't move like that, all right, you can't move
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's essentially taking off a pentop.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
How I got it out?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
She did tell me to bring the mace she gave
me too, but I couldn't find that this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
This morning, I'll look again, this eupen, where would you
have it? Definitely had a reach of children. Now she
got it for me when I went on my jogs.
That's true. I'm not lying workers cop. What do you

(02:19):
I thought you struggled to open it too? Well, you're
not like she does it over her head like she's
rambo the wait, what is that? Oh? She's sharp? Why
did it just spark yes you do. Oh, you give
me one of those two. I didn't know that. The
can you open my knife? It's a fire starter. It's

(02:39):
so it's like a LNT the start of fire correct
or a fire start? Wait, why is yours so tight?
There you go, oh my shoulder. Okay, so then what
does she do? You need the flint.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Where it's on the it's right there, and then scrape
it like you're sharpening the night.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
How about with some gust though there it is. It's
like a sparkler.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, stand back, kids, here's your Fourth of July entertainment.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
One sparkle. That's it.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Did you see that?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh my god, what was that? It was a fireball? No,
it was a fireball. Oh my goodness. I had no
idea that was in the end of this spork.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god.