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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to read a story, but I don't want
to pay the subscription.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, so I saw a story that I.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Wanted to read, but I don't have a I don't
have a I don't have an account, and there's.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No free articles. But somebody will know this. Can I
just read you the head last on? Read it?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Elliott? What what is that? The music still there?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I mean I can, yes, and for once, I'm going
to say, you know what, turn the music up louder.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Elliott.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I think you're no, You're good. Yeah, Kristen doesn't even
know what that is? Are you serious? You have no
idea what that term sometimes means?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And that's what I mean. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know if it's because that'll catch you. Wait,
hold on, I want to see what Diane's writing down
to explain.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was going to write it down and say google this.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, no, I want you to explain it to her.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh I'm not explaining, but.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't know. Is that what this is?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And what is that request specifically on Reddit?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, now I'm confused because I know exactly what you're
talking about. But then I'm wondering what Christen thinks it is,
and now I'm just picturing a cylinder made of fur
to keep my hands warm.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, can you actually you know what? Will you turn
yourself on? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Did we confirm that it got through?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Though?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I know Kristen heard it, but did everyone else hear it?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know Josh should not be dumping that Josh
should not be dump?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, but can we confirm he's not dump because I don't.
I don't want this whole segment to just be dumps.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
At some point it's just gonna turn into no.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I just at some point we're gonna be monkey wrench.
But I don't want it to be that. Can can can?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can somebody ask Josh, where's Josh?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's getting dumped, it shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Just want you to use a different word now, cooter. No,
don't you got to say it from slang?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, but I can't say that because I don't even
know if that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, we all know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I'm sorry, say again, say m dive or just don't
say it or or mouth hug dive.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Just don't mouth use the word that you use, please, Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, in doubt okay, but but I don't.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'm in doubt, so I'm doing it. If if Dustin
says it's fine, go.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Bad here he's in to take a dump.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
He went downstairs.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The can we call him real quick? Does anybody the
just on speaker? Just on speaker?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You can't say it?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
No, I can spell it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No you can't that.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You can't, No, you can't. I even I know that.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I mean, Lady gas is muffin on her song and
it's fine. We play that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So you can say that.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
You can use the word muffin, right, but don't use
the other word. Don't shorten it, don't shorten it. And
I'm in here so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well that I wouldn't do that would be very unfair,
winning doubt. No, No, I understand, Josh. And you're being
protective and that's what you should be doing.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, he answered, he's on the toy answer the why
did the answer?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'll call him again.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
He'll know it's important, not more urgent than his need
to go.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
All right, So muffin is what we're gonna go.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Muffin.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Don't shorten it, okay, And if Dustin says, go ahead
and use the other one, go ahead, I won't because
I ran out of delay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So yeah, no, were we monkey wrenching?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, I don't plan, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What did you go to that?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
They just went down to zero and that red? Okay
when Kristen said it, that was the last time.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
What I said wrong? Right right, So we're going with muffins.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you know, why do we have to say that?
Can't you just say the because.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, because here's why. Here's why, Diane, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'm texting Dustin to answer Kirsten's call.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh no, but here's my question. We think we know
what it means. We think we think we are yes, Like,
what is a word that has two different meanings?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
My god?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Like, for example, Kristin has no idea what we're talking about, and.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
There's other people out there who don't.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Maybe the no, no, you know what I mean? Is
it possible? Do you think that it means something?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
No, it's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Have you you know what that is?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Because I have that paywall remover so I can see
the article. It's a it's just a chronic extension.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Just search it paywall remover is his grandma's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I have subscriptions to everything.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, it's free an extension.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, very good?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right, but yeah yeah, head down there, keep it safe, Josh, No,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Last week, all right? So what am I going with?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Let me try one more time?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What am I going with?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You meant to say it, but I can't. I don't
understand why.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You just won't say the act, like the more clinical
way of describing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It, because I don't talk clinically. I don't know what.
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Your call has been okay in the John Okay, Tyler's like, hey,
give him some space.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
There. Oh he's going on top.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Of your.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Going back?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey, Dustin, okay, hey telling me? He telling me he's
on the air. Are you off the toilet?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He's on the air.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You gotta tell me he's on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The air?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Why because we have a question? Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Hear you?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's because we have a question.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, kill your mic and say can we use the
term blank?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, go ahead, Okay, turn yourself back on.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He doesn't remember the term? Did she not say it?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Right? Kristen? Turn your can you hear me, now, yes,
what do you say, Dustin? Don't repeat what I just
asked you, But can you say that on air? I'd
rather you're not. Okay, okay, thank you and your toilet. Toilet,
he said, Elliot, to make sure.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You wipe, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay. So what a clinical term am I going? What
is Christen? What did you think it means? Before you
mentioned cooter?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think or cooch.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I'd prefer you.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So, I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And because when you think of dive, it could be
either like a dive bar, it could be muffin, muffin,
muffin Jesus christ didn't say it together.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I thought it was short.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Kristin.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It was like a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Josh didn't dump dive far.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But I thought, and I'm saying, I thought, no, nouff.
I thought it was short for muffin top. Okay, but
you've mentioned before.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Rude when he looks in the mirror, so.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He's trying to figure out how to put the two together.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Can we go with oral sex?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The but it's but it's but it's very specific to
it's the vagina.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
This is looks like we're going to be off after
jingle Ball two this is no.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But this is why, this is why these the rules
are stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'm not educated in the terms.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, so can I get thank you, Chris, thank you,
thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But what is all?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Right? It's time for news. I don't know what your
story was, but you I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But but that's not what the request is online?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
So this is this was an Esquire article, yes, and
it's it's random acts of oral sex.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It says my fiance cheated on me. Then I answered
an oral sex request on Reddit and it changed my life.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, what is the what is I don't know what
that is.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's a sub reddit with people requesting to have things
done to them and people do. I'm acting like I've
I've familiarized myself with this.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I read the article. I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So what is the So what do I do?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I just go on there and go, hey, somebody oral
sex me.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
It's not for this, No, not specifically this one. It
is going to be, as Kristen pointed out, right, performing
more on the on the woman on a female.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Right. So this guy, the guy whose fiance cheated on you?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, yes, he went on Reddit, yes and found the
oral sex subreddit, and there's people on there that are
just like, come pleasure me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yes, and he did.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
He did shut off, not immediately, it did take them time.
I'm the first time they met. They sort of are
feeling each other out. Not physically right.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, but just getting to know are you serious?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
And ye, Diane, I'm unfamiliar with this separated as well.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Diane's like, where's a good old fashioned glory hole? I
don't have any of that in the truck.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wait, so people do that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Why am I? Why am I hearing of it?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
But it's funny in the age of like tinder, it
shouldn't be that shocking, but it is.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, No, you're right, because is it because well, no,
I don't know. I don't know why is it?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're right, You're right on where I can just I
can go on tender and find somebody within five miles
of here and just go meet him and have sex.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So why is the oral sex request?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So like, whoa Is it because it's so specific?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Or is it because everything leads to everything leads to
each anyway? But this is like I now I imagine
like let's say I answered the ad uh. And it's
a woman going like, nope, this is what I want,
I answered the ad. Do I just show up at
her house like, put my drop my keys off, get to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Work, and then leave.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I do think that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, when you said these people got to know each
other a little bit in the story that Esquire published, yes,
I cannot speak forever.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So like, I'm on the subreddit right now right.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Are you seeing the first one from Silver Spring?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
What does it say? What does it say? Careful?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I am not seeing the one from Silver Spring? What
does your say?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Let's see thirty six male for female looking for a
holiday miracle, looking for a connection in the DMV area,
No reciprocation necessary. I'd love to connect with a needy,
underappreciated woman or somebody who's just in need and stressed out.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So if that's a guy saying come on over and
get after.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
This, looking for a woman who he says is either
underappreciated or stressed.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Out, Yeah he wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yes, oh wait, he wants to do it. I didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I thought it was going to be more F for M,
not M for F.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So I just go on there and go, hey, bring
it on over. I'll get after it.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Here's another one m p F Chicago in town for
two months starting in January, looking to be of service.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Where are the females for males? That's who Elliott?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh, here's one in Maryland.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wait and she needs me?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Oh it's well, it's actually a follow up because it's
it's a female for male success a really awesome experience
with a really awesome guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So wait, so she wants me to go to her.
Where is she in Maryland?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It doesn't get that specific?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Well, then I got to have a back and forth
with that in private.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
We'll start communicating. Hi, my name is Elli Yahu, happy hanukkah.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So it's just age location and wow, F or M
four F And I guess you what am I looking for?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What am I looking? M for F or F?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You're looking for.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Male for female male? What am I looking what?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
No, No, that would be you posting.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No, No, I'm I'm responding your I don't know what
I'm doing there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's a guy, but he's just now sitting like.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Cyber squatting on the subreddit.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So yeah, no, but what am I M for? F?
F for M?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
You?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If you I'm going to perform.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh, then you'd be M for F.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
But if you're just like this guy in the Esquire article,
you're looking for F four M and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
What does that do? That's somebody to come take care
of me.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
No, no, this is not. Do you remember the name
of the subreddit? Oh yeah, okay, there's no taking care
of you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh there could be.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
In the Esquire story spoiler alert, there is, the guy
gets really heavy into edging.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But but this is solely for It's either a guy
posting that he's looking for a woman to do that too,
or a woman posting for a guy to come do
that to her. That's correct, right, But this is all
her area, that's right.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh, and I do not think of me as an authority.
It was only within the last twenty four hours I
also discovered this. Wow, what are they still like? I'm
not logged into Reddit on the computer. A lot of
the post to say click to view NSFW content. Yeah,
(14:47):
that's what are they putting up there. It's just a
little bit more. It's it's just.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like an influencer taking pictures of their food.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
They're all view not Safe for work content. And then
it's no, it's not no photos it's just it can
be graphic descriptions. I think that's.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But they're not showing me what I'm getting after No.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well, I mean in some of the headlines, it's pretty
graphic there, and they're all over the place, these locations. Yeah,
Berlin to Connecticut, Silver Spring.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And now at least by the way, that's the most
attractive one to me so far.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But it's it's global. It's global. There's Poland and here's.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How many Polish is.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Scotland.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But what is, by the way, how bad is it
if you get turned down?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I mean, there's gonna be some like private dming I'm
sure going on because they say the Silver Springs me,
message me private and I'll send you a picture, right.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But what are you sending me a picture of? The coup?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Could be anything white white, It could be your face.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
By the way, I don't care what her elbows look like.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Who's scenting an elbow picture?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But that's what I'm saying. It's irrelevant. I know what
I'm I know what I'm being brought over to do.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Test your face's durability.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's a great headline.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Right here, that that's in Canada.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Actually, where what part that was Is that also Toronto?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yes? It was Timmy? Where am I the active site too?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I will say, as you scroll, you're not getting stuff
from years ago, You're getting so many people.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Are into it. So many people are into it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Told you that Silver Spring post was like five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So somebody just woke up. We're like, hey, you know
what I need today?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Maybe they were listening.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh you think has anybody ever done this?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Who's listening?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like I get people have just like hooked up on
like again you go right back to him. This happens
on Tinder every second of every day. But this is
just why I read. Yeah, why does this really get me?
I've been in my fields twice today. The first one
(17:17):
was who would I write a letter to? And now
I'm down in the middle of this what's my face's durability?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Where am I going line to? Hi? Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, the terms called oh you're so late to the party.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, well I figured that out. Yeah I figured that out.
I figured that out. Hey, you ever answered one of these?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Have I not?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Just you know, uh kind of nerdy and you know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, that's okay, that's all right, dude. Get on this
subreddit dude, it's awesome, all.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Right, right, Yeah, I didn't hear it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Figured i'd blurt it out for you.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, that's good. That's good. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I love like on Reddit. You know, they show your
recent history.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
My last three subreddits are random Acts, Morton's Neuroma, and
AMC's a List. Because I wanted to see if I
guess the screen unscreen movie from last night correctly, because
it was on the fifteenth when we talked about it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And by the way, I did, Oh, what was the
movie song? Sung Blue?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Was it really?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Do you want to see that?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no, I mean I love this. I love the song.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You also really do like both of the actors?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I do, But I don't know why it's not grab
at me. It seems like it may be a little schlocky.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The story itself is that this is based on a real.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I know. No, that's what I mean by yeah.
I like Hugh Jackman, and I like Kate Hudson.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Kate Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kate Hunts has got a championship ass.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Let me see, by the way, if.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
She's on there, if you see like Beverly Hills, Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, you know that's a model or something.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, that's a.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
That's a male looking for a female.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Damn it, Josh, I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Hi, Elliott in the morning, Ellie is the truck driver.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Yes, sir, I've been on some of these Reddit groups,
not the one that you're specifically on, but more for
lookup right, and I've had some success on them. They're
pretty good, have you really? Oh yeah, And it's it's
crazy because it's led me to like a whole different
(19:47):
world of looking up.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's what this guy said, this guy in the Esquire article.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The headline I haven't read it, but the headline is
it changed my life.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
So yeah. So the first Tick that I hooked up with,
she moved to California. So when I became a truck driver,
I hit her up when I was in the area,
and you know, she introduced me to a couple of
different people and one thing led to another, and I've
been I mean, it's been pretty pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Wow wow. And you just show up service and leave.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah. Well there's a process sometimes too, which is perfectly fine.
I mean, you got to be right, so you know,
they'll have you. You'll both get tested and kind of
like like a first date and then after that you
know it's it's good time. But it led me to like,
I mean, it's just insane. I can't really get into it,
(20:48):
but it's been insane.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Give me a hint, give me a hand.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Hello, it's led me to being or going to Brothels
in Nevada. I'm cooking up with corn stars.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Wow wow wow, no kidding? Yeah, fantastic. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you sir, Thank you. I answer an ad.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
What do you say about learning something every day?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You should always learn something. I learned something today, great
face durability.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, you want to test it?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh? I definitely want to test it.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Don't forget your tape.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Did you hear my fully work
I want to read a story, but I don't want
to pay the subscription.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, so I saw a story that I.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Wanted to read, but I don't have a I don't
have a I don't have an account, and there's.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No free articles. But somebody will know this. Can I
just read you the head last on? Read it?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Elliott? What what is that? The music still there?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I mean I can, yes, and for once, I'm going
to say, you know what, turn the music up louder.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Elliott.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I think you're no, You're good. Yeah, Kristen doesn't even
know what that is? Are you serious? You have no
idea what that term sometimes means?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And that's what I mean. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know if it's because that'll catch you. Wait,
hold on, I want to see what Diane's writing down
to explain.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was going to write it down and say google this.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, no, I want you to explain it to her.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh I'm not explaining, but.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't know. Is that what this is?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And what is that request specifically on Reddit?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, now I'm confused because I know exactly what you're
talking about. But then I'm wondering what Christen thinks it is,
and now I'm just picturing a cylinder made of fur
to keep my hands warm.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, can you actually you know what? Will you turn
yourself on? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Did we confirm that it got through?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Though?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I know Kristen heard it, but did everyone else hear it?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know Josh should not be dumping that Josh
should not be dump?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, but can we confirm he's not dump because I don't.
I don't want this whole segment to just be dumps.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
At some point it's just gonna turn into no.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I just at some point we're gonna be monkey wrench.
But I don't want it to be that. Can can can?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can somebody ask Josh, where's Josh?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's getting dumped, it shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Just want you to use a different word now, cooter. No,
don't you got to say it from slang?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, but I can't say that because I don't even
know if that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, we all know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I'm sorry, say again, say m dive or just don't
say it or or mouth hug dive.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Just don't mouth use the word that you use, please, Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, in doubt okay, but but I don't.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'm in doubt, so I'm doing it. If if Dustin
says it's fine, go.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Bad here he's in to take a dump.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
He went downstairs.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The can we call him real quick? Does anybody the
just on speaker? Just on speaker?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You can't say it?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
No, I can spell it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No you can't that.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You can't, No, you can't. I even I know that.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I mean, Lady gas is muffin on her song and
it's fine. We play that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So you can say that.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
You can use the word muffin, right, but don't use
the other word. Don't shorten it, don't shorten it. And
I'm in here so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well that I wouldn't do that would be very unfair,
winning doubt. No, No, I understand, Josh. And you're being
protective and that's what you should be doing.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, he answered, he's on the toy answer the why
did the answer?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'll call him again.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
He'll know it's important, not more urgent than his need
to go.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
All right, So muffin is what we're gonna go.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Muffin.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Don't shorten it, okay, And if Dustin says, go ahead
and use the other one, go ahead, I won't because
I ran out of delay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So yeah, no, were we monkey wrenching?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, I don't plan, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What did you go to that?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
They just went down to zero and that red? Okay
when Kristen said it, that was the last time.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
What I said wrong? Right right, So we're going with muffins.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you know, why do we have to say that?
Can't you just say the because.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, because here's why. Here's why, Diane, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'm texting Dustin to answer Kirsten's call.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh no, but here's my question. We think we know
what it means. We think we think we are yes, Like,
what is a word that has two different meanings?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
My god?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Like, for example, Kristin has no idea what we're talking about, and.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
There's other people out there who don't.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Maybe the no, no, you know what I mean? Is
it possible? Do you think that it means something?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
No, it's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Have you you know what that is?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Because I have that paywall remover so I can see
the article. It's a it's just a chronic extension.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Just search it paywall remover is his grandma's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I have subscriptions to everything.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, it's free an extension.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, very good?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right, but yeah yeah, head down there, keep it safe, Josh, No,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Last week, all right? So what am I going with?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Let me try one more time?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What am I going with?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You meant to say it, but I can't. I don't
understand why.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You just won't say the act, like the more clinical
way of describing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It, because I don't talk clinically. I don't know what.
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Your call has been okay in the John Okay, Tyler's like, hey,
give him some space.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
There. Oh he's going on top.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Of your.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Going back?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey, Dustin, okay, hey telling me? He telling me he's
on the air. Are you off the toilet?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He's on the air.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You gotta tell me he's on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The air?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Why because we have a question? Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Hear you?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's because we have a question.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, kill your mic and say can we use the
term blank?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, go ahead, Okay, turn yourself back on.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He doesn't remember the term? Did she not say it?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Right? Kristen? Turn your can you hear me, now, yes,
what do you say, Dustin? Don't repeat what I just
asked you, But can you say that on air? I'd
rather you're not. Okay, okay, thank you and your toilet. Toilet,
he said, Elliot, to make sure.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You wipe, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay. So what a clinical term am I going? What
is Christen? What did you think it means? Before you
mentioned cooter?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think or cooch.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I'd prefer you.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So, I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And because when you think of dive, it could be
either like a dive bar, it could be muffin, muffin,
muffin Jesus christ didn't say it together.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I thought it was short.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Kristin.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It was like a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Josh didn't dump dive far.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But I thought, and I'm saying, I thought, no, nouff.
I thought it was short for muffin top. Okay, but
you've mentioned before.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Rude when he looks in the mirror, so.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He's trying to figure out how to put the two together.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Can we go with oral sex?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The but it's but it's but it's very specific to
it's the vagina.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
This is looks like we're going to be off after
jingle Ball two this is no.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But this is why, this is why these the rules
are stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'm not educated in the terms.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, so can I get thank you, Chris, thank you,
thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But what is all?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Right? It's time for news. I don't know what your
story was, but you I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But but that's not what the request is online?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
So this is this was an Esquire article, yes, and
it's it's random acts of oral sex.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It says my fiance cheated on me. Then I answered
an oral sex request on Reddit and it changed my life.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, what is the what is I don't know what
that is.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's a sub reddit with people requesting to have things
done to them and people do. I'm acting like I've
I've familiarized myself with this.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I read the article. I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So what is the So what do I do?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I just go on there and go, hey, somebody oral
sex me.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
It's not for this, No, not specifically this one. It
is going to be, as Kristen pointed out, right, performing
more on the on the woman on a female.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Right. So this guy, the guy whose fiance cheated on you?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, yes, he went on Reddit, yes and found the
oral sex subreddit, and there's people on there that are
just like, come pleasure me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yes, and he did.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
He did shut off, not immediately, it did take them time.
I'm the first time they met. They sort of are
feeling each other out. Not physically right.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, but just getting to know are you serious?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
And ye, Diane, I'm unfamiliar with this separated as well.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Diane's like, where's a good old fashioned glory hole? I
don't have any of that in the truck.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wait, so people do that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Why am I? Why am I hearing of it?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
But it's funny in the age of like tinder, it
shouldn't be that shocking, but it is.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, No, you're right, because is it because well, no,
I don't know. I don't know why is it?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're right, You're right on where I can just I
can go on tender and find somebody within five miles
of here and just go meet him and have sex.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So why is the oral sex request?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So like, whoa Is it because it's so specific?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Or is it because everything leads to everything leads to
each anyway? But this is like I now I imagine
like let's say I answered the ad uh. And it's
a woman going like, nope, this is what I want,
I answered the ad. Do I just show up at
her house like, put my drop my keys off, get to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Work, and then leave.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I do think that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, when you said these people got to know each
other a little bit in the story that Esquire published, yes,
I cannot speak forever.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So like, I'm on the subreddit right now right.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Are you seeing the first one from Silver Spring?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
What does it say? What does it say? Careful?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I am not seeing the one from Silver Spring? What
does your say?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Let's see thirty six male for female looking for a
holiday miracle, looking for a connection in the DMV area,
No reciprocation necessary. I'd love to connect with a needy,
underappreciated woman or somebody who's just in need and stressed out.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So if that's a guy saying come on over and
get after.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
This, looking for a woman who he says is either
underappreciated or stressed.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Out, Yeah he wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yes, oh wait, he wants to do it. I didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I thought it was going to be more F for M,
not M for F.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So I just go on there and go, hey, bring
it on over. I'll get after it.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Here's another one m p F Chicago in town for
two months starting in January, looking to be of service.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Where are the females for males? That's who Elliott?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh, here's one in Maryland.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wait and she needs me?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Oh it's well, it's actually a follow up because it's
it's a female for male success a really awesome experience
with a really awesome guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So wait, so she wants me to go to her.
Where is she in Maryland?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It doesn't get that specific?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Well, then I got to have a back and forth
with that in private.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
We'll start communicating. Hi, my name is Elli Yahu, happy hanukkah.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So it's just age location and wow, F or M
four F And I guess you what am I looking for?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What am I looking? M for F or F?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You're looking for.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Male for female male? What am I looking what?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
No, No, that would be you posting.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No, No, I'm I'm responding your I don't know what
I'm doing there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's a guy, but he's just now sitting like.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Cyber squatting on the subreddit.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So yeah, no, but what am I M for? F?
F for M?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
You?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If you I'm going to perform.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh, then you'd be M for F.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
But if you're just like this guy in the Esquire article,
you're looking for F four M and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
What does that do? That's somebody to come take care
of me.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
No, no, this is not. Do you remember the name
of the subreddit? Oh yeah, okay, there's no taking care
of you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh there could be.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
In the Esquire story spoiler alert, there is, the guy
gets really heavy into edging.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But but this is solely for It's either a guy
posting that he's looking for a woman to do that too,
or a woman posting for a guy to come do
that to her. That's correct, right, But this is all
her area, that's right.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh, and I do not think of me as an authority.
It was only within the last twenty four hours I
also discovered this. Wow, what are they still like? I'm
not logged into Reddit on the computer. A lot of
the post to say click to view NSFW content. Yeah,
(14:47):
that's what are they putting up there. It's just a
little bit more. It's it's just.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like an influencer taking pictures of their food.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
They're all view not Safe for work content. And then
it's no, it's not no photos it's just it can
be graphic descriptions. I think that's.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But they're not showing me what I'm getting after No.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well, I mean in some of the headlines, it's pretty
graphic there, and they're all over the place, these locations. Yeah,
Berlin to Connecticut, Silver Spring.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And now at least by the way, that's the most
attractive one to me so far.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But it's it's global. It's global. There's Poland and here's.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How many Polish is.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Scotland.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But what is, by the way, how bad is it
if you get turned down?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I mean, there's gonna be some like private dming I'm
sure going on because they say the Silver Springs me,
message me private and I'll send you a picture, right.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But what are you sending me a picture of? The coup?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Could be anything white white, It could be your face.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
By the way, I don't care what her elbows look like.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Who's scenting an elbow picture?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But that's what I'm saying. It's irrelevant. I know what
I'm I know what I'm being brought over to do.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Test your face's durability.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's a great headline.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Right here, that that's in Canada.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Actually, where what part that was Is that also Toronto?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yes? It was Timmy? Where am I the active site too?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I will say, as you scroll, you're not getting stuff
from years ago, You're getting so many people.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Are into it. So many people are into it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Told you that Silver Spring post was like five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So somebody just woke up. We're like, hey, you know
what I need today?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Maybe they were listening.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh you think has anybody ever done this?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Who's listening?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like I get people have just like hooked up on
like again you go right back to him. This happens
on Tinder every second of every day. But this is
just why I read. Yeah, why does this really get me?
I've been in my fields twice today. The first one
(17:17):
was who would I write a letter to? And now
I'm down in the middle of this what's my face's durability?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Where am I going line to? Hi? Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, the terms called oh you're so late to the party.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, well I figured that out. Yeah I figured that out.
I figured that out. Hey, you ever answered one of these?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Have I not?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Just you know, uh kind of nerdy and you know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, that's okay, that's all right, dude. Get on this
subreddit dude, it's awesome, all.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Right, right, Yeah, I didn't hear it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Figured i'd blurt it out for you.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, that's good. That's good. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I love like on Reddit. You know, they show your
recent history.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
My last three subreddits are random Acts, Morton's Neuroma, and
AMC's a List. Because I wanted to see if I
guess the screen unscreen movie from last night correctly, because
it was on the fifteenth when we talked about it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And by the way, I did, Oh, what was the
movie song? Sung Blue?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Was it really?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Do you want to see that?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no, I mean I love this. I love the song.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You also really do like both of the actors?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I do, But I don't know why it's not grab
at me. It seems like it may be a little schlocky.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The story itself is that this is based on a real.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I know. No, that's what I mean by yeah.
I like Hugh Jackman, and I like Kate Hudson.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Kate Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kate Hunts has got a championship ass.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Let me see, by the way, if.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
She's on there, if you see like Beverly Hills, Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, you know that's a model or something.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, that's a.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
That's a male looking for a female.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Damn it, Josh, I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Hi, Elliott in the morning, Ellie is the truck driver.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Yes, sir, I've been on some of these Reddit groups,
not the one that you're specifically on, but more for
lookup right, and I've had some success on them. They're
pretty good, have you really? Oh yeah, And it's it's
crazy because it's led me to like a whole different
(19:47):
world of looking up.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's what this guy said, this guy in the Esquire article.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The headline I haven't read it, but the headline is
it changed my life.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
So yeah. So the first Tick that I hooked up with,
she moved to California. So when I became a truck driver,
I hit her up when I was in the area,
and you know, she introduced me to a couple of
different people and one thing led to another, and I've
been I mean, it's been pretty pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Wow wow. And you just show up service and leave.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah. Well there's a process sometimes too, which is perfectly fine.
I mean, you got to be right, so you know,
they'll have you. You'll both get tested and kind of
like like a first date and then after that you
know it's it's good time. But it led me to like,
I mean, it's just insane. I can't really get into it,
(20:48):
but it's been insane.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Give me a hint, give me a hand.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Hello, it's led me to being or going to Brothels
in Nevada. I'm cooking up with corn stars.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Wow wow wow, no kidding? Yeah, fantastic. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you sir, Thank you. I answer an ad.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
What do you say about learning something every day?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You should always learn something. I learned something today, great
face durability.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, you want to test it?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh? I definitely want to test it.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Don't forget your tape.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!